One Hundred Bloody Poidcasts: Hotline Miami 2 Ban & The Last of Us Remastered

so we made it guys episode 100 and we'd like to welcome back Dave to the show hey Dave hi how you doing I'm back you've been missed episode 100 was like a mountain in the distance wasn't it eventually if we kept walking towards that mountain we'd get there but no one knew if we'd make it that far I'm going to be honest with you guys I mean we can't even get together to play a game the fact that we've managed to reach 100 episodes is uh quite frankly sounding yeah it's amazing yeah yeah I'm amazed yeah I'm sure the listeners are amazed too yeah yeah yeah I'm sure all three of those listeners are horrendously amazed oh I think nobody more amazed than you David cuz you you were quite vocal in your um insistence that we would never ever make it this

far I was I was and I must have been there many times where we came close in fact I think there was some kind of wasn't there some kind of bet wasn't there something that Dave had to do if we got to 100 I don't know I don't remember anything like that in fact I I I doubt there's any point going back through the 100 episodes to uh to work out if that's the I'm fairly certain it's there and if somebody wants to ride in and remind us what it is if not I'll just assume that he's going to give us he's going have to suck something he's going have to suck something well that's way he covered in Sean yeah that's uh both those points are quite interesting uh because that's probably going to come up later but uh time for

that that's fine that's some good foreshadowing well let's just say on that note on that note it's good to have you back then welcome to multiple nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy so uh I don't know how how many episodes I've missed I haven't really caught up with uh what's what's uh been happening so uh how many episodes have I been gone for like uh so what you're saying is that not only have you not been here but you've also not been paying attention to how many you haven't been here for that's true yeah yeah guilty so we're clear as charged okay I'd say maybe how many like maybe just I'm just trying to go back through the spreadsheet just to try and see if there's anything that jumps out

maybe the pack special might have been the last the 92 was that your last one so maybe eight Maybe wow Dave are you around when we were talking about Monica Lewinsky I don't think so okay we're back further than that then okay talking about the I summon I summon and the giant butt plug in Paris you were there for that right I I I I recall perhaps a butt plug uh it's all it's all distorted might not have been on the podcast yeah my memory is not that great famous last words really I perhaps recall a butt plug M yeah there was something inside of me something vague yeah something like that but uh I'm back uh hope we have a have a great show at number 100 very proud of where we've come from and what we've achieved no one said we could

do it I said we couldn't do it but we've done it we ignored those people who didn't say we could do it and we did it to be fair only Dave said we couldn't do it yeah right no one else cared enough to comment that's right no but not only is this our 100th episode this is of course the first episode for the year so I guess we could call this season 4 episode one yeah oh oh okay okay is this the fourth year we've been doing it or the third year uh started doing it in 2011 right that's right when we go back from the US 2011 2012 2013 yeah let's go year 11 yeah yeah but we started towards the end of the year H so I don't know if that's amazing or or

shocking I I don't uh or both yeah yeah well there you go amazingly shocking yeah well I guess without further Ado boys um let's uh let's get stuck into it episode 100 do you have a jingle do you have a jingle for it manate for episode 100 I don't um if you want to we have to have a jigle for every episode now yep Dave Dave's going to have to sing one take it away Dave and I'll I'll make it into something episode 100 all right Dave you've been well [Laughter] missed H all right so where do we want to start Where Do We Begin yeah I mean it's a veritable corner copia of content today that's right it is there's uh I see a lot of segments back for the 100th episode which is good y uh it's uh it's that's uh quite interesting I think it's

going to be a fun show should we take care of the news before we um before we get into that let's get let's get stuck into some news okay and uh by the time they get this it'll be horrendously outdated so let's do it that's right I think most of the news we put in isn't exactly breaking news yeah no it never has been though that's not what we're known for we've we have told people not to come to us for news I don't even think we need to tell them that I think people have worked that out for themselves yeah yeah yeah but did everyone remember playing a little game called Hotline Miami I loved Hotline Miami was that the infamous top down shooter yeah yes pretty much just shooting really right no I never played it incredible

soundtrack H well they've made a sequel to it I'll play it but except I won't kind of refus classification in Australia but we've got an R rating I don't understand what happened yeah but you can't rape people in an R rating yeah there was an implied rape scene implied rape what's an implied rape I like how I like how you said implied rape I've read a description of the scene it's not implied well no no no because it's a rape scene you know what I think Luke's just being very cautious about how he specifically talks about video game rapes don't worry about it Luke tell us what happens well h there is a scene where you hold down a female y this is beginning to sound like your pants are

down around your knees and you can see the M's buttocks right ah you can see thrusting I understand that that's implied rape to you is it Luke that counts as impli right giv the impression that he is penetrating um the female maybe anally and that's actually in the report maybe anally right right so the fact that you can't tell which hole makes it dubious about whether or not it's rap in your L well no the the the developer actually came out and tried to justify and said there was no thrusting and also that it's actually that's actually the set of a film and there's no actual sex happening they're actually filming it and then the next scene is actually her reading her lines her script oh really

yes okay I didn't know that interesting but the developer has actually then come out and gone well if you can't buy it in Australia and you still want to play it pirate yeah sure yeah I saw that so well he just wants people to play it ium the the silly thing is is that he probably doesn't realize is we're still allowed to buy it right we're just allowed to sell it in Australia but this will be on Steam right we can actually buy it we can't buy it on Steam because that's buying in Australia but if we were to order a physical copy from America we could get it shipped over and there would be no problem but can you buy physical copies could you buy a physical copy of Hotline Miami 1 I don't think you could as far as I know it was just on

Steam yeah true um I think places like Oz game shop and uh like Dungeon Crawl who um order copies from overseas will probably if there is a physical copy they'll probably have it but um but steam Etc will not not uh same with um you know you could get the uncensored version of Saint Row 4 and um South Park at South Park yeah well actually an interesting thing happened recently as well um you can no longer gift copies uh on Steam overseas oh so like for example I know I know I think Dave you told me that you had somebody in the US Gift You Left for Dead 2 so that you got the US version is that right yeah yeah yeah that it worked back then but I don't think it works anymore yeah no uh recently they they

put a stop to it they said no like that's is it just to stop all gifting to people in another country or well just has to be available in their country to receive the gift yeah maybe I don't know if it's to stop that specifically or if it's for some other reason but one of the one of the effects it has is that you can no longer buy the US version of a game like and have it and gift it to someone in Australia look that makes sense I mean if if games have aspects that are region specific it makes sense that if you can't buy it you also can't have it bought for you yeah for sure well I remember they were actually trying to put a stop to it a while ago um not due to that it was due to the price difference of games yeah yeah so like because of taxes and things it's

actually cheaper to buy a game in another country so you could actually give money to someone have them Buy on their account and then gift it to you and it was cheaper right of course yeah and they weren't out of pocket it was just cheaper in their country so yeah you can't do that either I guess now well thanks Gabe B yeah done some nice done some nice things for me he let two games I did the music for him now he's [ __ ] me typical what what a what games are they that's uh I'm glad you asked Luke that's um unhack which you can get on Steam uh you can get a free copy of the soundtrack too uh as DLC uh went up today and um and Bermuda is coming soon

to steam so check that out if you like uh visual novels uh unhack has kind of puzzle gameplay with the visual novel behind it and um Bermuda has kind of stealth kind of gameplay with with the visual Noel if you're into that kind of thing check it out okay so speaking of steam should we talk about uh steam left yes um so I saw this site the other day which is actually called it's steam left.com mhm it shows you how long it would take you to finish all of the games in your steam Library I don't want to know I did yeah I found out how long yeah it uh it was pretty depressing I'm going to click it now I it's probably G to take too long for me to do it on the show but you guys talk

while I figure this out well mine's actually doable do yours I'm doing mine right now oh wow that was quick oh God okay it would take me 4,592 continuous hours wow how much is that1 days how many 191 wow wow oh okay mine would take 4,253 continuous hours wow in days 177 5 hours 2 minutes see mine is only going to take me eight days so get get actually off this week what you got I just I just gifted you Civ 5 and it thinks you can finish Civ 5 in eight days like finish it yeah start

and finish only just installed it interesting thanks for that by the way I've got 2,929 continuous hours 122 Days 1 hour and 14 minutes yeah right it's uh yeah oh I could watch all of The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings films back to back 235 times did you just work that out or is that a feature on this site oh in this time feature on the site I think we just discovered Luke superpower I could power I could power from level one to 100 in World of Warcraft eight times I could fight the fight in the Faulkland War four times oh I [Laughter] wouldn't this is a pretty cool site

actually I could swim across the English Channel Nine times I could watch the I could work 114 full work weeks I could watch the entire Star Trek the Original Series 64 times I could watch William Shatner that many times yeah you probably would anyway yeah yeah I love that guy oh that's interesting uh it's it's not going to happen look my steam library is is a source of Shame as far as I'm concerned I'm very happy I'm very happy with myself the last Steam Sale did not buy one thing I bought one thing I bought the Stanley Parable and I've not played it oh and actually recently I bought um the Civ beyond Earth because um I tried it during the free weekend and I was

addicted it's it's pretty awesome so okay all right how about we play a little game all right interesting why when Luke says it does it sound like we should be I don't have any games well what do you suggest I just s I've just seen some uh games in the segment and all right I've got nothing yeah no I know what you mean but which one should we play which one would you prefer Luke should we jump into something that requires like team effort like a mum or a triple taglines um what do we have you want to just well Matt you've done a few I reckon we should should start with one of yours either triple tag lines

possibly all right what you reckon one of them well let's go with [Music] trip that is so awesome I don't know how to describe man I reckon If You released that as a sing metal heads would buy it maybe we'll see maybe I'll put it up on uh put it up on iTunes yeah excellent you might have to lengthen it a little that's what she said that is brilliant so triple taglines of Terror Matt for those who uh have never listened before could you uh take us through how the uh how the game works okay so I'm going to give you the name of a film and then uh I'm going to give you some taglines and you have to guess which one is the correct tagline for the film

mhm mhm mhm so it's pretty simple pretty simple so um Shall We Begin indeed let's let's all right well the first film first film is uh is one that you've probably all heard of it's the human centipede now now all these all these films uh tie in with episode 100 so they're all 100 related nice one so this is a um um The Human Centipede now is the tagline for the human centipede the movie some never wanted you to see is it 100% medically accurate or or is it what the one doesn't have the other is missing oh Jesus Jesus I'm going with number one I

am going to go with number one as well I was going to go with number one too but I don't want this to just be no I'm going with number one [ __ ] it number three number three I'm going with number three he started a thought number three half finished it and then abandoned it and went back to one yeah [ __ ] it number three okay well I'm afraid none of you are correct the um the tagline for the human centipede is 100% medically accurate and and um the tagline the movie some never wanted you to see is the tagline for House of a Thousand Corpses by Rob Zombie And the tagline What the one doesn't have the other is missing is the tagline for Dumb and

Dumber oh of course of course all right all right I'm never going to get the end of this all right all right all right and uh as as usual I will I mean this one people know but um the the human centipede is a film about a mad scientist who kidnaps and mutilates a tree of tourists in order to reassemble them into a human centipede created created by stitching their mouths to each other's rectums sock you have any of you guys seen that movie I was about to ask that same question I actually actually haven't no no I'm surprised you haven't seen it man cuz you usually like those sorts of films I'm surprised kick into the kickstarter for it so much hype and everyone was talking about it and I was like it's not going to live up to it and

also I just I heard that it's just not very good to be honest like well I mean judging just by the premise it doesn't sound that good and normally normally I'm I'm okay with films that aren't good you know if they're funny funny not good but apparently this is just just not good so you also don't like films that are like artistic not good that's true I don't know what you mean it's no it's no the room from what I hear yeah if there was an Iron Man in this you would have watched the [ __ ] out of it that's true if Tommy waso was in this I would watch it oh all right so next film next one the next film is called 100

ft is the tagline for 100 is the tagline for 100 ft all they need is 100 Rifles okay they just need 50 wouldn't they doesn't 100 ft imply 50 people is the tagline for 100 ft Hell on Heels or is the tagline I hope it's that is the tagline for 100 ft her husband's dead and he's taking the news back sadly okay I'm so going with the third one I'm going with the second one I'm going with the second one as well all

right all right well we the third one we have a clear winner this this round and that's Dave yes the tagline for 100 ft is in fact her husband's dead and he's taking the news badly I wouldn't um the tagline all they need is 100 Rifles is the tagline for a film called 100 Rifles right are you kidding not really a tagline is so it's kind of like The Wizard of Oz where they're actually looking for The Wizard of Oz rifles is people going looking for 100 Rifles yeah and uh the tagline Hell on Heels uh is the tagline for the devil's we The Devil Wears PR oh oh what once again I'm abely ashamed myself sorry about

that all right next this oh and sorry I I should explain the plot 100 ft after Mani Wilson kills her abusive husband in self-defense she is condemned to house arrest only to discover that the house is possessed by the enranged and violent Spirit of her dead husbanda W oh my God so it's domestic violence from Beyond the Grave that's right that's insane yeah wow all right so the next this next film is called 100° below zero oh that's Celsius or Fahrenheit right valid question M uh I'm going to guess this Fahrenheit just because Celsius would be ridiculous wait other way around wait no I don't

know how tempus 100° C would be ridiculous yes either way all right all right you know what I'm ignorant 100 belus all right is the tagline for 100° below zero cold as hell is it is it this year a sweater won't do yeah or is it or or is it he's chilling and killing oh my God I hope it's that for three and I hope it's not the second one it's definitely not three but I'm going for I'm going to go with the first one I'm going to go the second one I have a feeling can I have a guess what three is the tagline for if it's not three all right all right it's not three what do

you think it what do you think three is Scary Movie no I'm afraid not um Dan is the winner of this round it is the first one cold as hell um this year a sweater won't do is the tagline one of the taglines for the day after tomorrow that's that's quite mild for a world Disaster Movie yeah I know uh and he's he's chilling and killing is the tagline from Jack Frost which is the movie where the the ghost of the serial killer possesses a snowman right oh does that star Michael Keaton no there is a film called Jack Frost that does St Michael Katon that's not it right um 100° below zero is a film uh when a

chain of volcanic eruptions rips through Europe the enormous ash cloud blocks out the sun plunging the continent into a new Ice Age an American couple must find their kids and get them out of Paris before it freezes over oh I see all right is it a French film or did the crew just want a holiday I'd be honest I don't know have no idea no I don't expect you to know all right next 100 tears oh is the tagline for 100 tears you'll laugh you'll cry you'll H is it Jesus is it play at your own risk or is it go ahead let it all

out Jesus uh what's the name of the movie again 100 tears I'm going to go with the third one yeah me too mhm um I'm going to go with uh the second one and I know it's not the first one okay I can't quite remember what the first one is but it's it's like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure or something from there very close it's Wayne's World Wayne's World yeah yeah yeah the tagline for Wayne's World is you'll laugh you'll cry you'll hurl um the correct answer is three so Dan and Dave were both correct so you're tied yes um go ahead let it all out is the tagline for 100 tiers and um play at your own risk is the tagline for The Crying

Game oh ah yeah different different film I thought it was three but I was hoping to get on the board so I had to go 100 years is the tale of two journalists who are on the trail of a demented serial killer who may be much closer than they think oh well if there's only two characters it's one of them true probably all right last one and it's a tie tie Breer we'll pick different ones Dave we'll be sporting okay yep y all right the last film is called hundra yeah hundra well I don't even know what that means I assume it's like aund Tundras all

right is the tagline for hundra a woman of beauty a warrior of strength a hunter of man sounds good I'd watch that is it is is the tagline for hundra after it was all over she waited and then she struck back in the way only a woman can oh okay okay we Ambiguously sexist or is it he'll never know what hit him I'll go with that oh I got to go with one okay I would I would go with the third one if I was still in all right but you're not all right well the winner of this week's triple tag lines of Terror is Dave no just can

I say hey what yeah hey wow this is the first time in 100 episodes un ever won one the tagline for hundra is a woman of beauty a warrior of strength a hunter of man well done Dave what thank you so welcome back that's a it's a nice uh it's a nice feeling after 100 [ __ ] episodes finally win one so um after it was all over she waited and then she struck back in a way only a woman can is the line from I Spit on Your Grave oh of course yep so in the way only a woman can means cutting off dicks yeah well sorry spoiler alert spoiler alert I question that because a man could cut off a penis as well I could cut off your dick D if I wanted to Pro you wouldn't though would you you wouldn't you would

so that's fair actually I take it back that's totally fair we'll see cuz you wouldn't you'd be like oh this even my worst enemy that's true where his woman would go I don't have a dick what do I care and he'll never know what hit him is a tagline for The Other Woman now just just so that we're clear hundra born in a tribe of fierce warrior women hundra has been raised to despise the influence of men an Archer fighter and sword fighter hundra is superior to any male hundra finds her family slain and takes a vow of Revenge until one day she meets her match so um this film stars aita sarkeesian um I assume and uh it's about gamergate so wow wow you you went there and that

was [Music] trip wow that's impressive oh my God so weird actually being able to hear now just set fancier hearing has been restored yeah I got things set up a bit fancier than usual now I can play back talking about Luke they were never artificially spliced in played on the fly live yeah that's right look to keep the ball rolling and to move on um do we want to skip to another segment but this one uh one that's less interactive and one that we can just sit back and enjoy yeah we do that because I do have uh I do have a bit of [ __ ] watch this week oh okay yeah in the world of [ __ ]

[Music] watch I give it I give it two for fun no it's good it's good twice as fun well you have to because it's shorter T so um this week's [ __ ] watch is a you know obviously it's a special edition [ __ ] watch because it's episode 100 um for those of you who are just joining us uh [ __ ] watch was a you know a little segment that we used to do where people would um spot midgets when they were out and about um so for a little treat for our listeners um I actually caught up with one of my favorite midgets uh during the break um in fact I'd go as far as saying he's one of the top three working midgets in the world right now and um

that of course is Mr Peter dlit himself oh right and um so yeah I did Matt I did as a matter of fact so um I recorded the interview cuz there's not much Point me just chatting with him and then having wouldn't be good for the show would it wouldn't be good the show well I mean a podcast is an audible medium do you know what I mean so no no recording is is is less exciting so Matt do you want to roll the playback on that one for us absolutely all right I'm excited Peter we've got a segment called [ __ ] watch on this podcast I'm sure you've heard of it um it's hard not to laugh I was wondering if you could tell us what dwarves are really like they are kind of dangerous not

dangerous but they are kind of uh they they're not you know they're they're they're they're creatures they're they're ethereal beings these dwarves usually are and then they're asexual really and they're either fools or they're very or they're filled with wisdom I don't know all the answers but a bit removed well that sounds like a bit of a stereotype I don't want to throw words like stereotypes out in this interview oh no no no you don't have to worry stereotypes are basically what we use as the basis of our comedy look historically we've used this podcast as a vehicle to out various celebrities as pedophiles now I don't want to be presumptuous but have you ever touched any kids and if so how many um about

five kids really five and how did you catch these kids I mean it's not like you could successfully chase after them I have these uh German Shepherds they're sort of my Army of dogs that I've mutated as well Jesus they found other people I grew up in northern New Jersey and they found other people in northern New Jersey uh with dwarfism children Oh you mean only dwarf kids that's creepy 4 years old to to 10 years old or something and we'd have picnics yeah well we all know what picnic is in ped slang why don't you just come out and say what it is that you do to these kids instead of using euphemisms like picnic it was mainly more for the parents I think than for us cuz parents and how to

deal with it oh and how did these parents react you know like uptate and that's not good no not at all well this is our 100th episode but it's also the return of our prodical panelist Dave what do you think of Dave and the time he's had off he's well he's a diva he's kind of that's a bit harsh I don't know it's hard to get him out of his trailer and I don't know yeah well we don't actually have trailers we do this from our separate houses via Skype but he's he's great I think he's he he can do so much with so little a and he has so little ah well you've ruined

it and uh that was my interview with uh dinky oh my [Music] goodness and a lot was revealed I think that was br [Laughter] oh I'm crying the best segment ever oh I can't believe he got penut in glit to Adit he was a pedophile yeah and he's molested five kids with the use of his mutant attack dogs but it's interesting isn't it because um you know like Mark HL used to take kids on a picnic and um and so is dinky so I I guess that's just a just a pedo slang it's p slang P slang it's like we're going to take some kids on a picnic yeah so if you ever hear people talk about a picnic you know what they mean they're [ __ ] kids yeah exactly

if your if your girlfriend and or boyfriend decides to uh says oh you know why don't we going a picnic just just be careful you know although if you're dating them it's probably all right actually maybe maybe it's all right to molest a kid with someone you're dating yeah that's right [ __ ] man well who can you do it with oh my God okay well speaking of sex uh someone's put a someone's put a link in the spreadsheet uh uh it's about a new sex toy that's on the market uh from sinthetics now this product is essentially a well how would you a silicon foot it's a foot with a vagina on it but the vagina is on the stump of where the actual ankle is yeah so if you've got a

foot fetish instead of just rubbing your dick against someone's foot you can actually [ __ ] I just opened the link foot now can I just point one thing out Dan yeah now that on its own is is pretty disturbing yeah but the very first comment below that from a customer John which asks I want one with a pink labia is that possible well it's funny you should say that because the comments are kind of the funniest thing about it so Dave if you want to permit me you read the questions I'll read the answers okay all right we'll start from John again yeah I want one with a pink labia is that possible yes you can request whatever color you want oh is it possible to have the vaginal insert on the sole of the foot also can it be ordered in different skin tones oh to have the entry moved we

would have to do an entirely new sculpt and molds H how would I go about ordering that okay here's another one I want to purchase one how much cost for one vangle plus shipping to Brazil 175 for the V jankle plus 35 for shipping but um please email questions comments on the website of public are the toes strong enough to hold bees bees the flying insects the feet are made out of silicon which is strong enough to have sex with SL against hi are you considering a vam pit all no this is not something we will ever consider doing I'm glad that they've got standards and they're willing to draw the line um I want to get one for my husband's 40th but how do you clean them out Simply flush it out with hot water

and dish soap you can use a douche bow or a spray handle on the faucet like a kitchen faucet drip dry I like that one because it's a wife trying to get for her husband but no he's not going to clean it and she's going to have to do it for you can I can I put this in the dishwasher I'm going to [ __ ] this foot H instead can I put this in the dishwasher you know douchy Sean everywhere um would you consider putting a butthole on the other foot that doesn't have a vagina why was that ankle left bear we would consider doing an anal type entry but only on a male the the existing bankle was done as a custom order for the buyer specifications [ __ ] ho [ __ ] um so these guys actually make full

Life-Size dolls I can see here um with the typical names like Celeste Eliza Alicia and kamiko um essentially they're just like those uh those real dolls that you can they make they make men as well oh yeah they make men make everything yeah oh my God yeah but just because to show that um this is awesome there's there's obviously a market for it cuz well there's at least a dozen people who were so enamored by the foot with a [ __ ] on it that they rode into the websites public forum yeah yeah yeah man well look I mean while we're on the topic of sex uh there's a headline here uh from death and taxes magazine uh and the headline reads man smokes weed sucks H's dick MH so uh let me just uh let me just take you through

the story here in Wasau Wisconsin a 30-year-old has been charged with possession of marijuana and blowing a horse court documents obtained by the Northwestern claimed that Jared CFT was found inside with a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly he was also wearing a face mask and blue windpants with holes cut around the crotch and ass areas Jesus admitted to police that before he was found inside the B with the animal which he blew and jacked off he was viewing hor right police searched cft's apartment and found marijuana though they did not find any horse porn so he was lying why would you lie

about that yeah I know why you doing this oh I was so turned on by watching horse porn that I just had to do this I mean that uh that's uh that's pretty bad when you uh not only uh pull a horse off but you um you suck him off as well um I guess I guess lucky horse my guess is that he was sucking him off and then just pull him off to uh to finish him off yeah yeah well you might be right you might be right but hopefully we'll get more details um as time permits so we'll keep an eye on that one and let the listeners know I like the last paragraph here uh it states in other horse news back in October a 19-year-old flid jacked off on a horse plush toy at Walmart and then put the stuffed animal back on the Shelf

in the classic nah changed my mind fashion of course of course Jesus CH classic classic well you know it's funny cuz as you guys know I'm I've moved and uh I was uh cleaning out you know some of my old stuff and I um I happen to come across my old diary from uh when I was living with Mark Hamill oh um yeah so um you know I recall in the past I mean we'd uh we gotten to a certain point where I was reading from the diary and then uh I know some people getting quite upset uh about some of the stories cuz they were quite personal and Mark yeah it was quite private yeah yeah Mark had asked me to stop doing it but I mean we've had a massive uh we've had a massive fight since then and we're not

actually really talking anymore so that's uh I gu don't count when you're mad at someone yeah yeah exactly so I mean I assured him you guys were not going to put on the no no no no we'll cut this bit out entertainment when have we ever put one on the podcast well I don't know I don't listen to it but I'm sure no no you can assure Mark that we've never said anything bad about him on this podcast yeah right well for those who don't know I think the last time uh the last R entry um it was uh was basically about us all being in uh carry fish's bedroom uh at a party and it was me uh Mark Hamill Carrie fiser and uh Kyle weathers um y y so I I thought I'd just continue on from where I left off last time cuz it's uh it's obviously I've written I've written it the next day um

and uh yeah I guess uh I guess I just get started but just to clarify guys this is not this is not going on the podcast no of course not why would it okay okay okay great all right so this is personal thing I just want to share with you guys I thought you know you might find it amusing thanks so there we were Mark Carrie and KL [ __ ] weathers all St naked in her bedroom after tagging out of the [ __ ] vest I was lying down on the cold bathroom tiles watching the show from the doorway it was at this point that I started to get worried see Mark had always been a fan of coke he was a real [ __ ] connoisseur when it came to that [ __ ] and he'd had so much he was starting to wig out a little what a lot

of people don't really know is that excessive cocain years can be a real Downer in the bedroom and Mark was having a lot of issues getting it up so so much so that he was furiously pumping his flaccid stump like a manic psychotic Carrie was still on the bed furiously getting [ __ ] by Carl but by this stage even he was getting tired Carrie started screaming like a banshee Out of Hell at this point more I want [ __ ] more fill me you [ __ ] this only started to make Mark angry as his dick was so limp and in frustration he started bashing the wall with his free hand he tore around the room yanking harder and harder on his dick screaming out in gut all groans like the anguish cries of a Dying Rhino he smashed into walls tripping over

clothes and was generally acting like a blind elephant in heat [ __ ] you guys are crazy Kyle said as he moved back and forth over carry then something happened that I just wish that I wish I could forget Mark stopped suddenly and very slowly turned towards me [ __ ] in his hand his giant Coke fuel eyes staring directly into my soul and I'll never forget the words you said to me Dave get over here and suck it for a moment time seemed to stand still I I couldn't really register what Mark was actually asking me to do so I just lay there stunned in the background I could hear KL begging Carrie to let him stop but her nails were pierced into

the back of his flesh and she was holding him in place I looked up at Mark and I just slowly shook my head no way man no way I told him you want to live on [ __ ] Street forever man he said pumping his flaccid member see that's another thing about Mark no one knew that he was actually a real [ __ ] prick and he always always got his way come on Mark I said don't be like this man Mark just stared back at me and mouth the words suck it deep down and I I knew there was no [ __ ] way I was going to be able to afford a place on my own and losing all the Hollywood Connections from Mark would pretty much end my career before it even started shock soon turned to

fear when I suddenly realized what I had to do Mark smiled as he saw my face lower in resignation I'll make it interesting he yelled out as he slowly sprinkled some coke on the end of his M [ __ ] I was I was gonna do it I stood up slowly and walked across the room to Mark please dude I begged he didn't reply he just slowly pushed my head down till I was kneeling on the floor the room suddenly went silent and in the corner of my eye I could see Carrie and Carl suddenly stop [ __ ] and laying awe at the deeply erotic homosexual display before them I looked I looked up at Mark and his big [ __ ] grin said it all he wagged his member in my face and I felt it slapping against my lips I closed my eyes and before I could

protest he was he was in my mouth Mark haml Luke [ __ ] Skywalker was in my mouth in the darkness before I started to drift to a deep pit of Silent Oblivion I could heal hear in the distance puking oh [ __ ] no [ __ ] this [ __ ] man he said I gagged and tried to pull away but in my weaken State Mark held my head in in place Carrie screamed something about puke on her sheets and a struggle between her and KL seemed to ensue but I didn't open my eyes I just I just wanted it all to be over that's it man just like that Mark said as he rhythmically pushed against my head I I kept sucking hoping the cocaine on his member would numb my despair but it it just made my heart race an eternity passed a thousand lives lived

and died inside my own head I crossed galaxies journeyed into limbo and through other worlds beyond comprehension but eventually reality solidified once more the dick in my mouth still wasn't hard and just as I was about to protest I felt something pushing up against me I opened my eyes and it was carry with the biggest [ __ ] strap-on I have ever seen I tried to mouth the words no but she couldn't understand me and even if she did it was going to happen anyway I glanced around for car desperately but the [ __ ] was gone he'd left me here with two sexually depraved lunatics Carrie moved behind me and I felt the smooth rubberized Shar pressed against my ass I prayed for death for an

earthquake even just for some lube on the end of that massive dildo anything anything to spare me from this depravity but nothing came to save me and what happened next well that's probably story for another time I'm done writing for now I need to go to bed so uh so there you have it wow wow that's uh it's a really personal story so I'd appreciate if you guys uh you kept that one to yourself is soundproof thanks I appreciate it yeah yeah yeah all right well before we move on um we should probably talk you we got to hear from some of the other shows on the network because it's

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you're yeah if you are a kurd uh probably just stick to um you know Adult FriendFinder or whatever your you know whatever you usually use adult CDF finder I assume adult CDF finder but once again there's two of them so watch the spelling [Music] indeed we often talk about one of our favorite celebrities on the show and it's been a while since since Dave's been able to participate so should we um should we have a bit of news about sh [Music] lauff oh my God you know matter I'm always in the mood to hear about Shuff oh my God what's he done this time what has shy lauff done this time well David

let me tell you have you seen the new film clip that he's in from um from uh what's the artist's name sh SE SI sorry yeah uh he's in a film clip and it's a bit a bit controversial well a bit controversial this is how it was described to me this is why I watched it have you heard Shila Buff's naked again this time with a small child yeah Jesus Christ so when I finally watched it it was actually a little less controversial than I was expecting to be that was I was going to say I I watched it and you know it's it's to be honest I don't think it was that controversial it was it's shab buff in a metaphorical mental struggle with um with a with a child yeah and in a Lal Thunderdome yeah yeah so the film clip is apparently it represents two parts of

the singer psyche and you know they're they're in conflict and according to the um did you read into that cuz that went right over my head no no in fact uh if you look at the article that I've I've popped here it'll be in the show notes for the listeners um the the the child in the show um said that her her Maddie her name is Maddie um she was told that her character was a werewolf who is um battling against char buff and they've been in there for a year inside this cage and um and she's basically fighting him but if you watch the film clip she just kind of walks in and out of the cage as she as she wants so I don't know it's all a bit ay so I don't really understand it you

know yeah yeah yeah so uh did shy do anything inappropriate did he touch her uh did he want to take her for a picnic what I mean uh apparently all the the only um the only issue that the the Maddie that the the kid had was with his hygiene in that um they were supposed to be wrestling and fighting and um she had to like bite him at at times and and she eventually said to him look you need to shower because this is disgusting so oh and he said no no look it's fine I don't mind I don't mind you know we're getting into it we're getting we're getting down with it this is this is gritty and real she's like no have a shower it's just disgusting when a 10-year-old kid tells you you got bad hygiene you know you got bad [ __ ] hygiene yeah you would think

so [ __ ] so yeah I don't know if the controversy is um is really necessary I can see why looking for it now yeah that's right and then because if it wasn't sh buff it probably wouldn't have been as bad it's just that he's doing all this weird [ __ ] lately yeah I mean if it was like now he's fighting with a kid naked would have been fine yeah that's right or P Herman you know yeah yeah oh Dave missed all The Bill Cosby news as well you know Bill Cosby don't you Dave well I I I wouldn't want to be in his room by myself but yeah I mean I I never had a problem with him until he started you know uh raping women I guess okay all right where I started having a

problem with him too yeah yeah yeah okay so you know you're up on the on the the latest news no worri good just want to make sure yeah I still think he's funny yeah I agree but yeah so Shai's um Shai has been accused of um of a bit of well pedophilia so I guess I think well I mean who doesn't get accused of pedophilia these days no certainly not mean especially on this show yeah well that's some good child buff news Maddie oh thanks did you play the jingler again uh sure if you want yeah just um just a sec here we [Music] go

sh it's good stuff it's very good stuff do we want another segment let's uh yeah we're getting out some Classics here let's uh let's let's uh let's have some Kurt Kirk or kundan oh my God really the rules of Kirk or kundan are fairly simple I read out quotes that are either from Kirk Captain Kirk Captain James T Kirk from Star Trek or kundun his Holiness the Dal Lama and uh the guys have to guess which quote is attributed to which great man um we mixed it up occasionally by throwing in a few other people and um because tonight is our 100th episode Special Edition um we've got a virsion tonight that I like to call Kirk Kirk Kirk Kurt Kermit or Kon [ __ ] off [ __ ] and these

quotes could be from anyone ranging from Captain Kirk Kirk Cameron Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammet Nana frontman Kurt cabain Kermit the Frog or the Dal Lama look I don't want to I don't want to go I don't want to promise too much but I I want to do something special for the jingle for this and whatever that is I'm going to ask ask it to be placed [Music] here so whatever I just did uh we don't know what that is at this time but hopefully it's special I'm sure it is I will uh I will give something a try all right shall we uh all right should we dive straight in let's let's

do it let's do it okay so let's uh let's pick one at random here um all right a little suffering is good for the soul what are the options the options are Captain Kirk Kirk Cameron Kurt Hammet Kurt cabain Kermit the Frog or the D Lama I feel like you should have written these in the spreadsheet but okay I'll put him in I'll put him in I'll put him in all right I'm going to say C Cameron hold on here we go down here yeah I'm going Kirk Cameron [ __ ] that guy kit the

Frog telling kids that suffering is good for the soul I'm going to go with Captain Kirk all right Matt you are correct that one was Captain Kirk that was my first yes go with it I knew William Shatner said that at some point all right moving on it's my goal to love everyone regardless of their race religion or proclivities was that Captain Kirk Kirk Cameron Kirk Hammet Kirk cabain Kermit the Frog or Dal Lama see I want to say Dal Lama but I'm going to have to go with front man Kurt Coan I'm going to go with Kirk Hammet Kermit I'm afraid you're all wrong that was in fact Kirk Cameron his mother [ __ ] teeth [ __ ] that guy unbelievable all right let's uh let's

have another one mhm as you're traveling down the road of Life remember this the places you're going aren't on a map Captain Kirk Kirk Cameron Kirk Hammet Kurt cabain Kermit the Frog Dal Lama I'm going to go Kermit the Frog I'm going Kermit as well Del Lama that one was kerit so DAV lug does sound very Lish though doesn't it yeah yeah but I thought it was a very easy to understand metaphor so I thought it's got to be Kermit short oh that's good yeah it's nice it is morally wrong to keep someone from what makes him happy okay I'm with Lama I'm gonna say Kurt

Cobain Captain Kirk well that one was uh Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammet oh for [ __ ] sake [ __ ] off don't we go listen to Kirk Hammet more often that's right is oh he's a total [ __ ] all right how's this one I'm not well read but when I read I read well Captain Kirk KK Cameron Kirk Hammet Kurt cabain Kermit the Frog or the Dal Lama which one of them said I'm not well read but when I read I read well I'm going to say C Cain I'm going K cabain I'm going to go with kurk Cameron that one was Kurt cabain for God's sake all right let's go um with how we deal with death is at least

as important as how we deal with life Del llama yeah I'm going to go the Llama Captain Kirk that one was Captain Kirk oh [ __ ] you all right we'll do a couple more mhm all right here we go every candle that gets lit in a dark room must feel rejection from the darkness around it KK Cameron Captain Kirk Kirk Hammet Kirk cabain Kermit the Frog or the Daly Lama say every candle that gets lit in a dark room must feel rejection from the darkness around it K KET K to frog I'm afraid that one was Kirk

Cameron so uh out on that one all right how about I make it easier I'll throw out some easy ones here cuz uh you're actually all tied on two points each cool well why don't you just make this one the decider and make it hard all right how about this one I thought I was gay for a while cuz I didn't find any of the girls at my school School attractive at all was that Captain Kirk Kirk Cameron KK hamut Kurt cabain Kermit the Frog or the D llama I'll read it again I thought I was gay for a while cuz I didn't find any of the girls at my high school attractive at all the Del llama I am going with Kirk Hammet I'm going Kirk cabain Matt have you waited on this Deli Lama

that one was Kurt cabain so a point there all right now how about this one do I support the idea of gay marriage no I don't Cameron okay it's either Kurt Cameron or Kurt Hammond no I think Captain Kirk I'm going to go with Kirk Hammet even though I I have a feeling it sounds exactly what Kirk Cameron would say but I'm going to say Kirk Hammet Luke I'm going Cameron yeah that one was Kirk Cameron although realistically that also could have been the D Lama yeah I suppose well look I mean I got a couple more here but Luke's we out head in in two points ahead of everyone else so I think we need to declare Luke the clear

winner Cong congratulations Kirk Kurt Kermit or Kon play the jingle ready C or C [Music] or that was amazing oh before we move on should we um just uh get out of the way and and listen to this promo for another podcast on the network oh of course I love yeah great all right oh this one's um yeah this one's a bit uh yeah here we go here we go

he can I have a drink sometimes what do you know about it come and have a drink get out right you [ __ ] idiot everything's just I see got as a podcast about I just want to be loved you know why can't just women what do they know about it are you going to drink that just listen to Mal sasm

[Laughter] [ __ ] what do they know about it check that one out that's great one of they one of the newer um podcasts on Al Network aren't they Matt they are but we we welcome them aboard yeah they've only got one episode so far and it's not the most uh I don't know how many episodes he's going to get yeah oh well speaking of bizar um has anyone heard the latest Sasquatch news [Music] yeah yeah actually it's a pretty exciting episode of suwatch news this week in in Maine in um you know the northeast of of the US a child where the most people in America

live yeah exactly a child has captured some footage of um of a Bigfoot and uh Bigfoot researchers have um have been out to check it out and uh Brock what's his was his full name can't remember his full name Mr Brock he um Brock Obama Barack Obama he's been out there and he he had a look and um despite the fact that the the child later admitted that it was a fraud um he thinks that he was just pressured into saying that by his friends and and teachers who who humiliated him so right right okay so he's pretty sure that this is legit Des to find this [ __ ] thing aren't they well if anyone wants to make up their own mind uh they can go to our show notes on our website www. multip

nasm.com and uh you could read the show notes there or if you don't need to see fake footage to make up your own mind and you know it's [ __ ] then don't watch it and decide it's fake anyway well as Brock says so the person who filmed it actually CL saying that yes it is a hoax but someone still believes it well look Brock says we we were told that his teachers and peers from school were giving him such a hard time of being a witness to Sasquatch that he felt threatened he felt he was being picked on and being bullied so obviously he's now claiming that it was a fraud and to to kind of shed a bit of um a bit of light on this whole Sasquatch thing I thought it would be better if rather than reading some news third hand secondhand we um we got an expert on the

show so I uh I went ahead I hope you guys don't mind and I I I interviewed a um a Bigfoot expert okay um I hope I hope that's all right um me look he had he had some interesting stuff to say so why don't I just go ahead and play the interview and we'll um we'll make our own judgments indeed indeed please do all right here we go I'm very excited to to say that we've got a very famous Sasquatch Hunter here with us today um his name is Terry smallo um thanks for joining me Terry oh thanks for having me on so you're a Sasquatch Hunter is that right no yeah sasot Bigfoot yey whatever you want to call him have have you ever seen a foot Terry yourself oh yeah what I never fck forget it really can you tell us what

happened oh was that hunting with my friend daza and uh we put a shot into this like kangaroo but the r just kept on running so we tracked it on and uh eventually the Trail lead into this um sort of Canyon right it like opened out and it was like a kind of clearing thing with like a cave at the back and then this R it had been like opened up mate like you know someone just [ __ ] torn it apart Jesus Christ so we stopped and had to look around and I said oh I maybe we should get back but daza wanted to investigate so he steps out into the clearing and like you know kind of towards the kangaroo and all of a sudden is just kind of kind of whispering right but like not in my ears was like like it came from inside my mind you know like like the Beast was inside me right it

was like beckoning as closer you know what I mean not really you know like it was willing us to walk towards the cave so like I held back by daza he was closest so I think maybe like the psychic power was um or something yeah yeah maybe so um he headed in towards the cave and then suddenly this dark shape leapt out and forced him onto the ground and they're like rolling around and struggling and [ __ ] and then like also kind of in like a internal struggle you know like the Sasquatches inside of him what like with its psychic powers no like physically it's like [ __ ] him this is huge manate the Sasquatch no man the penis [ __ ] enormous right DA's struggling but you know they've got these guard hairs on the shaft and yeah all right all right Jesus

Christ when it all finished the Beast just kind of tossed him aside and then shot him in the back like a [ __ ] coward shot him yeah iate the gun yeah what kind of gun does a Bigfoot have ah like a hunting rifle right and it it said that's was sleeping with my wife you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] and then it spat on his back and then that night that night it came to my house and it [ __ ] raped and murdered my wife and I want everyone to know if you [ __ ] with me if you [ __ ] with Terry smallo then maybe you'll wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat inside of you okay I think maybe are we [ __ ] clear yeah we clear Terry good thanks for having me on the show thanks all

right so that was Terry small Sho Sasquatch Hunter wow I like to hear from him again he has his own I think maybe um he should uh review a game once a week or or at least host the sad Scots news every time we do it yeah yeah all right I'll see you see what I can do oh [ __ ] [Laughter] hell [ __ ] H oh Jesus Christ okay okay all right uh all

right what's what's up uh what's up next boys I can be top of that I don't know I don't know okay right um I uh as you guys know I've uh I've got a PS4 and an Xbox One um yeah I uh played the uh Master Chief Collection recently uh it was uh it was very uh very fun playing Halo at 60 frames a second at 1080p uh been enjoying my time going through uh going through the series and uh because the the launch was so disastrous they're giving us the ODST campaign for free as well so that's um that's a pretty cool that's a pretty cool sign um awesome yeah yeah it's uh really enjoy it it's uh it's a bargain for the price um you get like five games so that's uh it's pretty good but um

what they're they're all Halo so it's the same game really well essentially yes uh yeah and they're all games you already had yeah but as you know all all the stuff I own is is in a shipping container which I cannot access so right yeah yeah so I might I might own it in some ephemeral sense of that it used to be mine um but it's uh it's uh it's inaccessible then so it's almost like they did this for you yeah yeah yeah like a little pickme up if you will it's like don't worry you don't have any of your consoles and or games but um if you buy an Xbox one we'll give you all the Halos so that was that was very nice of them now um did you guys ever uh get around getting get around to playing The Last of Us I I have no I didn't cuz I don't have a PS3 waiting for me to play it but I still

have not turned on the PlayStation 3 I've played it I've played it up to a point where uh I believe the last thing I did was you're trying to get inside of school like there's a school and it's probably I mean p Dinklage is with you and he's like we get in trouble for talking about games like this yeah Dinklage is like we've got to get inside that school it's it's imperative is that is that the bit you're talking about help us out yeah yeah yeah but I I got the remastered version of the PS4 if someone wants to loan me a PS3 I'll play it well I would loan your M Den but as I said I shipping container yeah y so um I've got the PS4 version which is um just just stunning it's a it must be because

the PS the PS3 version to me looked as good as the early Xbox One games so the PS4 version must look [ __ ] amazing oh it does it does it really really really [ __ ] does it's incredible how how amazing it looks and um I don't know man I just it's so enjoyable it's such a great game it's engaging the story Line's fantastic the acting is amazing um it would make a great film to be honest um yeah so um if anyone out there has a PS4 I would suggest picking that up the only other thing I have played recently was the destiny expansion but the problem is you can't play any of the actual new content until you're above level 20 and since I can't actually figure out how to get above level 20 you have to get new armor and weapons from

who you just have to keep playing to get weapon and armor drops and then put that on that's I think how you do it but it's just grinding away to to get levels well what level are you I'm level 20 I sto playing it oh right yeah cuz it's I paid $20 for Content I can't access yep it's cuz it's a it's that whole thing where you get to a certain level and then the whole thing is just you go through you do your dailies you do your raids this is where it really turns into an MMO it's not fun enough to do that no yeah wow I I feel Destiny has been a real [ __ ] let down now yeah I play the sing the game finished it got to the end where they got here's your weapon and then it just wants me to go back and replay the same stuff over and over and I'm no well

here's the funny thing Luke I didn't know I'd finished the game yeah I killed the last boss supposedly I didn't know it was the last boss and it sent me back to the main map and I'm like oh where do I go next I thought it was bugged I thought the game was bugged it's a huge story but the story actually isn't in the game there's four Maps what yeah the story the whole story is you got you know how you unlock all these story items things in the game so so you've unlocked this you've unlocked that you meant to go and read that and that's meant to give you the whole story and what's happening all this not doing that yeah boring I want Peter D to tell me the whole story

yep oh there he is in that isn't he yeah he he's the voice of the little um the little pedophile oh ghost ghost sorry ghost confused as to um you know what the what the dealio there is cuz I was just like um have I finished this and I'm like there's the Moon Earth Venus and Mars and that's it there's no other Maps there's nothing else to do I'm like seriously that well needless to say I didn't even attempt it w good move yeah see the thing is the gun play is really fun like it's it's a fun really fun single player I useless with it when I tried to play multiplayer right well I'd love to play multiplayer with you but I've I've got I buy everything on the PS4 I don't buy anything on the Xbox

One um why I had a lot of fun with it and uh I I mean I didn't get that far I guess technically cuz cuz you know the oh you might have finished it sounds like he's talking about a high school girlfriend look I don't have a whole lot of time to play videoos games and uh since Dragon Edge came out when I do get time that's what I play so right I still haven't started that it's been sitting on top of my 360 since I bought it well I still haven't played alien isolation that's sitting on my desk I still haven't played The Evil Within that's still sitting on my I don't know you must have missed our discussion about it but it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] just s disc in half but there's a chainsaw wielding Maniac yeah that's all there is that's literally all there is you want to just run do you want to run

from him for an entire game no I want to kill him at some point [ __ ] boring yeah no but alien isolation I played the first two missions that is a great game play that well why haven't you finished it if it's such a great game I keep getting distracted by what I'm going on a bit of an achievement drive at the moment oh yeah how's that going at the moment I'm on 205,000 in the last 30 days I've got 9,000 achievements Jesus [ __ ] Luke aren't you going to look back on your life and think wow well no why did I do that do you remember everyone got an email from Microsoft last year that went here's what you're doing for your achievements everything I'm in the top 1% for

achievements I'm and that just that just made it all worth it it made it all worth it y right right um has anyone seen any of the trailers for for for Dying Light it's a zombie game must be great really original sounding no already a zombie game with parkour wait what do you mean you already own it um we played it Matt and Jenner played this at e Expo last year and I the developers not last year the year before Oh the year before 2013 I met the developers and they gave me a copy of the game I have it sitting here on my steam library waiting to install cuz you know how Luc is just [ __ ] somehow managed to get everything it's no I have to wait till it's released but I already own it my library

I've been looking at the videos and I thought parkour and escaping from zombies sounds like a lot of fun it's Dead Island crossed with Mirror's Edge that's I want yeah it's pretty fun I'm I'm I'm going to be getting on the Xbox one right cuz I mean this year is looking pretty pretty good for games I mean we've got Dying Light we've got Batman Arkham KN which looks pretty The Witcher The Witcher yeah man uh the the order the so elves in The Witcher um Halo 5 this year is going to be a lot better than last year yeah the new Zelda um hey yeah yeah last year was just we've got all these new consoles we've got no games for them let's just re-release all the old stuff yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah it always takes things to catch up his assassin for me to bother getting one his Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed 4 and five and six and they're also the same game enjoy that bye I hate Assassin's Creed I know I shouldn't say that but I find them so dull I'm actually thinking about getting the 360 version because I've heard that's actually fun Xbox Assassin's Creed Community was not fun was a horribly buggy game right but weird thing they had they had two versions come out at the same time for different consoles they didn't have one version version Oh So Unity is not available in the 360 and Assassin's Creed Rogue is not available on the Xbox one oh okay there you

[Music] go this is a bit of umic horrible which is which is a game where I um it's less of a game and more of just [ __ ] around where I'm going to give you the name of a film and uh you're going to try and guess the plot of the film from just the name okay mhm okay M and this one obviously carrying on with the theme of of this episode this film is called 100 bloody acres 100 bloody Acres okay I'm going to start this off boys I reckon well controversial whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what what you think you can come back and you can start this off now okay I guess Luke Luke's got his uh his token

question mean you missed 10 episodes and you forget the rules Dave of course of course ask away Luke does anyone get their breasts cut off no just once just once next question so this week tit cut is it set in a farming Andor rural community yes I've already forgot the name the dead Rise Up from some dude's field no okay what was the name of the film sorry 100 bloody Acres right it's B in Australian that inherits 100 bloody Acres close does a person inherit 100 acres is my

question no no is is someone f arming people um no no people being used as fertilizer for someone what yes Jesus Christ Luke what what yes yes correct yes awesome why am I in trouble no it's just that was like getting it right so early on yeah man well done proceed yeah take it take it Luke um so it's a I'm going to guess a couple get stuck in a town somewhere right and um that's

every horror movie go on yep yep and I don't know um they're probably in a group of people and slowly one by one they start disappearing but the people in the town are sort of helping them being nice and only later on that they find that their friends are being taken away to fertilize the farm that they're eating the food from yeah right well look I mean it's not it's not too dissimilar I mean I don't know we the bother going on now it's kind of kind of revealed the sure well fill us fill us in Matt this film um this is an Australian film so Dan you are also partly correct ah correct it's an Australian film it's got Angus Samson in it and um oh must be good uh it's commercials re and Lindsay Morgan who own and operate a small blood

and bone fertilizer business in country South Australia um I love fil in country South Australia while making local deliveries and the occasional roadkill pickup reg encounters the crash site of a van with a driver dead inside he recovers the body and puts it in the back of his truck making his way back to the plan he's delayed again this time by three tourists stuck on the side of the road so allows them to ride with him they discover the corpse fear for their lives things get a bit crazy and uh re suggests that he can grind them into fertilizer and and the there you go that's how the story proceeds apparently it's very funny yeah I'm actually I think I might actually watch that that is a great guess Luke that's uh that's uh that's crazy who would think that I would guess

right yeah yeah I certainly didn't well you off a bad to start breast is cutting off but picked it up well done well done indeed it won um it won the caret Jo jewelry award at cans I think no sorry uh it sit guest Film Festival the person in the film Colin cans won that's a that's a weird way of it's good it's good I like how they've just left that ambiguous yeah um best screenplay Cameron cans can K KS cans K yeah you know

what uh best supporting actor nominated Angus Samson the Australian film critics Association awards quality film film let's see and we away free tickets to that film go to the website for details are we no no no I don't know nobody's gonna want to see it it came out in 20 came out in 2012 I don't think they're still showing it I don't think it ever got showed anywhere mat it's an Australian film yeah probably true probably true I was L Mark Australian film myself it's not easy really it's funny because when we were playing triple track I watch triple taglines of tell [ __ ] I can't even say it we're playing triple taglines of Terror I was thinking about how recently I've had to actually come up with a tagline for my own film is it

harder than you thought it would be yeah it's not easy what's the tagline you come up with have you got any taglines yet the tagline for the tail job is if you love someone set them free then follow at a close distance yeah I like that that's good that's good yeah I like that cuz it's a comedy about stalking yeah yeah what isn't what you doing what what isn't yeah [Music] if uh if you want to get in touch with us please do get in touch with us um on Twitter you can find us at twitter.com nerdgasm facebook.com multipl nerdgasm or just search for multiple nerdgasm on Facebook that's how people use

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