Space Idiots: NASA Alien Conspiracy Photos & 2016 Clown Sightings

Matt did you know that in Japan the Guardians of the Galaxy title translates as unusual Intergalactic attacking team I didn't but that is a great name for a film great name or the best name ever for anything well not only that it's a great film so you know it is a great film what I want to know though is this implying that there are Intergalactic attacking teams and this is an unusual one right or that they attack unusual Intergalactic stuff right yeah or the just Intergalactic attacking teams are in unusual in general that's right that's unusual it's an Intergalactic attacking team I me that's the first line of the film right it's a slightly different before they roll the credits yeah it's Stan Le's

Cameo welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Luke I accidentally got soap in Dan urea Dan it was a bit Arty so I doubt Matt would understand it and Matt is that the Luke penis multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy speaking of stanlee Matt yep box is making a stanlee biopic yeah sort of of sort of and I assume this is going to be as realistic as the Ian Fleming biopic wherein he's a spy right they're making an action movie Spy thriller movie about Stan Lee right what is

this yeah I don't know but uh I guess Stan ley's life isn't really that interesting on film right you know it would just be him drawing some characters credit for other characters and then starring Cameo roles in other movies yeah for the rest of his life yeah that's right there's a couple of things that are interesting about this one is that 20th Century Fox is doing it not Marvel so I thought that that's interesting they they bought the rights I'm like it's odd to me that that Marvel just doesn't have the rights you know like yeah automatically right because I mean he kind of I mean he didn't start the company but he kind of I think rescued it he's certainly the face of the company now absolutely 60 years on uh and the other thing I thought was

interesting is that this article may be a little premature in that they they don't have a writer at all yet so this is just two producers going oh we're going to make it so that he's a spy and uh it's going to be an action adventure movie it's going to be great in other words this is never going to happen probably not yeah you know when they haven't even put a writer on that this movie is a long way off so like we're asking oh you know what's going to happen in the film well no one knows yet not even the producers and just so you know listeners this is the producers of Twilight and the Maze Runner in case you're wondering what caliber of film this is likely to be yeah yeah it's weird I wonder if he's even involved see if you're a celebrity

and because I mean to purchase the rights to his life but they've got to go through him to get them right unless absolutely unless if I at some point sell them like if someone if if some reputable Studio says we'd like to make a movie about you and I'm like yeah okay great and I sell them the rights but then the rights expire can someone else snap them up is that something that can happen that's a very good question Matt and I do not know in the case of say uh gravity right if a if if a studio making or like you know in pre-production on a film about me and then some large company buys them can that company then you know in in that case I think the answer is yes then one of the major Studios is now making a movie about you Matt see that's pretty cool yeah well I

mean and obviously since we're discussing it it's going to happen yeah that idea will get ripped off maybe that's the key mat sell your life rights to a very low-end production company in Hollywood right it has to be in Hollywood and it has to be one that has at least one good intellectual property right that might mean down the track that whole studio would get bought out by one of the Mages and then bam how do we find one of those that's interested in my life story what would your life story be if we made it from now right the story so far no I mean like oh you're right not not including all the mad stuff you're going to be doing in the next few years yeah obviously when things get interesting yeah now that things have started to heat up you know what I mean

sure what's you you just want me to talk about my entire life is that well you know I mean maybe that's a separate spin-off podcast just just the story mat is born and he grows up yep chapter one infancy all right well I was born in England uh I don't know if listeners know that I was born in England that's interesting yeah yeah uh well I mean not to people in England probably not like to them it's every day quite pedestrian to them isn't it yeah it happens to them all the time uh no it only happens to them once all right so even then I think it's still an anomaly Fair Point fair point I was born in England moved to Australia when I was three grew up there moved to America when I was in my 30s yeah that's the gist of it good

story y well I mean there's lots of coming to America movies not the least of which Coming to America right I think a movie about our first May Hall will coas yeah you know what actually a movie about our first trip to America where at the point we went to Area 51 if things got more interesting than they actually were I reckon that would be a good movie I agree and like all good true stories you have to Veer off into fiction at a certain point right but that moment where we were trying to find the road to Area 51 uh-huh and then that black car pulled up uh-huh and that man came out walked over to us and said you boys going to Rachel right exactly if if at that point that's the Turning Point yeah where it could have G either way kind of diverges at that point and uh

yeah because in reality we were going to Rachel Nevada he was as well and he was like cool might see you there yep and then we went there and we ate some pie oh that was the worst pie I've ever eaten too yeah I've eaten some bad pies in my time while that was a wonderful day and uh we had a lovely time it wasn't you know it wasn't Stranger Things No that's true we did find out though from the people who run the little Ali in MH the in in Rachel Nana uh that the makers of uh what was that movie with Paul Paul s Frost and everybody yeah Paul the alien movie that was set there was filmed against their will yeah they didn't pay them and they also didn't tell them it

was for a film they told them it was for a TV show and uh and they didn't and they came in took photos of it took photos of every wall and then built it as a set back in Hollywood which I don't know that seems a bit as [ __ ] is how I put it they have lawyer they do have a signed poster on the wall and it but I questioned whether they bought that from somewhere well apparently they got invited to the premiere oh okay so I think someone was trying to make amends by that point yeah uh there's an interesting interesting place it was all right let's write a movie all right we'll set it there the rest of this podcast is just us brainstorming should we chop this bit

out then so I don't steals the idea or should I just beep every idea there so it's just a bunch of so it's like we've redacted it well hang on no no it's fine because obviously they I mean all we've said is the the the beginning of the trip would be the same no one knows what we did no one knows no one knows also we've just discussed if someone wants our life rights [ __ ] come and get it we have given this [ __ ] away that's true in fact if you're the producer of a Stanley biopic come to us we've had much more interesting lives than Stanley yeah I don't know about that I'll say this though the fact that 20th Century Fox is doing it means they can mention the X-Men that's it I mean they can't mention Spider-Man right and they can't mention the word marvel but they can

mention the words X-Men and mutant because it's a it's a you know biopic or because it's about Stanley does that mean they can get away with it like are there certain you know um you know what there probably is did see a movie called Hollywood land no I've heard of it okay it's a great movie and Ben Affleck plays George Reeves the actor who played Superman right yeah yeah yeah I know the one you mean I haven't seen it but I know the one you mean yeah they didn't buy the rights to Superman right they just bought the life rights to George Reeves so they are hard to say in the movie that he plays Superman they're allow to say that and they're allowed to show him in a Superman suit in the film in context weren't allowed to show the S on any marketing including the trailer

huh that's funny yeah so in the film he's wearing it but he it wasn't like to be in the trailer huh yeah that's right in fact I don't know whether they superimpose it out for the trailer or whether they shot certain scenes with a suit without the S but in the trailer he's in the suit it's clearly the suit but there's no s okay I I actually wanted to see that movie I I keep forgetting so thank you for the reminder see it it's yeah maybe it's on Netflix or Amazon Prime or something America I'm sure it is because [ __ ] everything's on Netflix in America I tried out uh Amazon Prime well not everything and that's the reason I tried it out is because I actually really wanted to watch uh Mad Max the original and oh

yeah uh so I I thought I'll have a look on Netflix it wasn't on there um but it was on Amazon Prime and because I have Amazon Prime now I get a bunch of free video streaming so I watched it on there it's pretty good it's got kind of the same thing but it's got this cool feature and I don't know if Netflix has this maybe it doesn't I haven't noticed but it's got this thing called x-ray where uh this is on my iPad I was watching it uh as you're watching the film if you tap on the screen you get like the paws and the controls but it's also got this thing in the at the side it tells you um like based on the scene who the actors are and and a bunch of yeah I was really impressed like for amazing and I left it on as a test and yeah as as actors leave

the scene and come in like they pop in at the side like somebody went to a bit of effort to to put it together it's really cool um wow yeah that's great what a great feature yeah yeah they call it's called x-ray uh it was really cool and Mad Max still a great movie in my opinion it's it is weird I can see why people think it's weird like like yeah it's very it's also not really set in a PO post-apocalyptic Future No I mean it is but it isn't it just says not far from now in yeah but all the kind of crazy Camp over-the-top PA stuff didn't come until the second one yeah yeah yeah there's like uh and the cars just look like normal 70s era cars really yeah it just looks like Australia like I remember it yeah exactly like well I

mean yeah I mean I actually do remember Australia looking like that so you know yeah that's right but yeah Matt scroll on down uh under segments I've just pasted in a little uh Little Show and Tell oh yeah um so you can see what Mr Affleck looks like oh wow playing as Superman he looks a little different to how he looks playing Batman yeah although kudos to the man for playing both I'll say that yeah he uh he definitely bulked up for for Batman yes compared to this definitely did to an impressive degree yeah you impr you like a bit of that do you yeah sure better than I could do better than I could do well actually that's probably

not true cuz cuz he probably had somebody there telling him what to do constantly and how to do it where make him not better than you can do because I don't have somebody there saying get off the Xbox yeah so it's definitely better than you can do is what I'm saying yeah yeah no I'm saying but if I had that maybe I could do it but I don't oh I see sure yeah I'm saying that I lack motivation Dan I lack motivation I see I see also I don't man I've been keeping up with your Instagram you're in pretty good shape these days been meaning ask you what your secret is yeah are you being factious now or You' been working out behind my back no I am being I am being cuz I think I've put on some weight since I got it don't even talk to me mate don't even talk to me the food here is so

delicious yeah I know it's a problem hey where you live yeah cuz all of America is different right but there's one thing that kind of spanned the whole country right when I was there where you live is everything covered in that orange cheese um not everything be honest I mean it I will remind you of the time I ordered a salad in San Francisco right cuz I was sick of [ __ ] with orange cheese on it and the salad came with orange cheese melted on it look the mistake we made the first time we came here is that we ate almost exclusively in chain restaurants and yes we did and until you and I uh in Seattle got the shits and went to that that kind of local Vietnamese place where the food was

great and so so when you're here uh we can go to places that aren't aren't like that well I'm glad to hear it although is there a Bubba Gump Shrimp near you no uh there is one in New York uh I don't think there's one here I don't think there's one in Boston it's apparently it was uh it's not it's new to this area so there's a brand new one that's in uh in New York um cuz we saw it there and it was [ __ ] packed but uh but I don't think there's one up here there might be one in Boston I'll check it was one chain restaurant I'm interested in visiting again yeah I I enjoyed it I I get mocked every time I mention oh like oh sh everyone goes like no all right well those people can kiss my [ __ ] ass a shrimp man

yeah yeah well I tell you what if you like seafood then I do all right well then we're we're going to go some places we're going to go to Iggy and we're going to go to um Tommy Seafood Tommy Seafood sh so oh man I'll go to any Shack that promises Seafood although since you're only here for one day uh we have to squeeze those in yeah and I don't really want to go to three seafood restaurants breakfast lunch and dinner in one day when that day is the day before your wedding yeah I didn't think so yeah so maybe we'll pick we'll pick one I I'll sort that out all right I'll leave that in your capable hands look I was uh metaphorically or let's even say theoretically in America this week uhhuh because uh I don't know if you in this

area listen well uh to be specific um I I've been playing a game called Fallout 4 quite some time now I've heard of it you may have heard of it yeah I was playing it yesterday yes so was I funnily enough but there was uh there's a new DLC it's called n world right mhm mhm I'm and it was just not showing up in my Xbox store yeah not showing up knew it was out couldn't see it it was uh ghosted out in my uh ingame menu when you can scroll down to your add-ons it was there I was there but ghost couldn't select it yeah so I was forced to change my Xbox's region over to

America and it just worked yeah at which point I went to slightly different looking store navigated easily to NCA World downloaded it checked Netflix just in case yeah uh was disappointed to learn that the two things you use in life Netflix and Fallout 4 and Fallout 4 yeah well it let me it let me log on to the American Netflix it just didn't let me watch anything oh okay it's the same thing as when you've got the uh bpn you know yeah exactly it'll let you on let you browse yeah no no that's me OB but you know I went back to uh all to the Singaporean region that I'm supposed to be on and uh now enjoying n world that's

awesome yeah see I've I have changed my region now I think uh but I haven't I haven't tried to buy anything well I haven't there's been nothing to buy cuz I don't haven't been playing games enough to justify buying another one at this point CU I've got a pile of them but uh yeah I am I'm ready to do that because the I mean the pricing is different uh and I have I do now have a payment method here in the country which is nice okay that's good so I'm all ready to go I just haven't done it yet and and Luke was correct actually uh oh yeah Luke's not here we did this last time when you in here oh yeah Luke's not here yeah yeah didn't didn't mention it he well he is uh he's in this country at the moment which is why's we should get him to

record the occasional oh is that so yeah and then just sporadically sprinkle sprinkle it in this episode yeah yeah I switched something else over this week uh because I bought a Kindle last time I was in the States oh yeah right because uh you couldn't buy Kindles here um so I bought it in the states and I've been using it with an American account cuz I set it up while I was there yeah uh but now there's a Singaporean local store so I've switched over and things got a little cheaper so that was good see they offered to to switch they opened the Australian store after I had my Kindle I had a Kindle set it up was using it there was only the US store at the time there wasn't an Australian one they set up the Australian one they said do you want to

switch and I went yep and then when I did there were a lot less books and they got rid of the Australian store doesn't have a wish list or anything or didn't have a wish list or anything like that it was just [ __ ] Bare Bones and so I and all the books were about Waltz and Matilda that's right and so I it's just a bunch of those [ __ ] poems they made as read in English class all those Australian poems over and over again oh god um so I tweeted at them and I said what's going on and they said oh you know we'll add it to the feature requests I'm like feature requests like you've got it on the on the other Amazon stores like just turn it on surely [ __ ] know it's there yeah I I know you know what it

is cuz and also none of the stuff that I like the stuff I had on there um you know they would have to well ideally they would copy my existing wish list over and all that kind of stuff and then like I said I have the books are missing so I just switched back in the end like it cost me a little bit more but cost me a little bit 20 bucks everywhere so I I think oh there's something going on with the films here digital it seemed to be more expensive over overall uh even on iTunes I'm looking in a lot of them are all they're all 20 bucks and I'm like I'm sure they weren't that much in Australia some of them were cheaper like when they first come out some of them are 20 bucks I think but I'm sure they were a bit

cheaper like you get them for 10 after you know a month or two yeah yeah but over all physical [ __ ] is a lot cheaper oh man this country [ __ ] runs on coupons and discounts and [ __ ] too like way more than I've ever experienced like if you go to the shops yeah like if I go I went and bought like a a pair of pants the other day from like a um from like kind of Kmart kind of equivalent and as you know I paid for the pants and they're like all right and here's this big pile of coupons for next time you come in like and and they're like like 50% off 40% off this like and like like huge discounts and even Hot Topic remember Hot Topic they're just like please come back please come back here everything you buy it's like here's $30

of of Hot Topic cash so next time you come in and you get $30 off I'm like $30 is a lot yeah [ __ ] yeah especially 30 American dollars yeah so yeah this country country runs on like coupons and discounts it's great yeah while Obama's in power you watch that [ __ ] go out the [ __ ] window well I'm not sure he has any say over that but all right mate you are at the end of a Communist Regime man make no mistake am I you are about to get you about to get a rude shock when the capitalist comes to town yeah all right that sounds fun can we talk about uh this Yahoo serus article just because yes we absolutely can because I love Yahoo serus and also because there's something

else something else I saw in it okay um great so do you want to talk us through the article sure I mean this is not new new news no right this is just something that I only just learned and it's that in the year 2000 Yahoo serus the Australian actor Yahoo serus MH sued yahoo.com for copyright infringement I guess yeah um yeah trademark infringement I think yeah sure yeah yeah that's right it's not actually copyright they're not copying anything so his original name which I didn't know is Greg p which is a funny name anyway I'm sure he could have done something with that but he changed his name in 1980 by deole to Yahoo serus I guess to be an actor or to make a name for himself and the name was yah

literally yeah to be a certain type of actor I guess yeah and that's I say I'm I'm a big fan of Young Einstein I'm a big fan of Reckless Kelly and I haven't seen Mr accident so I've never even heard of Mr accident I will say this though Young Einstein holds up does it I got to watch I watched it not super recently I watched it maybe three or four years ago but that's still 30 odd years after it was made right mhm and it's great yeah right well I'm not going I don't want to speak for her but Jenner is a huge Yahoo serus fan so really how is she a fan um what has she seen she has almost well we we watch Reckless Kelly from time to time oh sure okay that is a that and then uh I mean she's seen all of his film she's

right here do you you want me to ask her I'm just it baffles me because I I didn't know that anyone outside of Australia in the 80s had any idea who yaho serus was well almost C I don't think in the 80s she knew who yaho serus was uh I think she came to him a bit later on um so she was born a bit later on yeah uh but yeah huge fan so yeah so we watch his films can I just say and and my favorite thing about this article just because it made me actually made me laugh out loud was this comment that I'm going to read to you this is from a gentleman by the name of Tim says thank God for time it has permitted me sorry thank God for time it has permitted many people to distance themselves from the memory or experience that was Yahoo

serious I never understood the phenomena behind this guy he was an idiot and produced some of the worst films I've ever seen in a small way I hope a bullet finds his heart tonight Jesus Christ the [ __ ] oh my God this guy has been like literally just waiting for the moment where he can drop a comment about Yahoo serious in Waiting 30 years or so like it was quite harsh anyway essentially threaten his life it was quite harsh but then just at last sentence in a small way I hope a bullet finds his heart tonight like I'm going to say that more often I think yeah it's in a small way because how can you like in a small way hope somebody gets shot through the chest I know you

know what I mean and dies in a small I to my boss yeah I hope he gets shot the face in a small way I hope you get [ __ ] shot through the [ __ ] heart yeah also I did like this comment too where the person who's like just read an article clearly doesn't know what his name is but yeah hey wow I hadn't thought about it in ages but this post reminds me of when Young Einstein first came out my dad was so amused by Mr serious Le's name that for a while he'd run around yelling Yahoo seriously at random intervals like the name is in the the headline yeah yeah like are you getting this wrong or did your dad get it wrong back in 1988 yeah I guess that part of the joke that I've that's just a bit

unclear is that your dad didn't know that his name was serious [Laughter] the mid some tough competition was there yeah that's right yeah yeah I also uh I did a performance in high school oh sorry witnessed a performance in high school uh I didn't I didn't do it we've talked about it before in the show um we need to refilm that to recreate it to do a docu drama if you're a new listener and you don't know uh during one of my High School drama performances uh a classmate acted out a uh a rape in an where he he was being raped yeah he was being raped in an Alleyway and it was it was Madness it was one of the most surreal

things I've ever seen so uh yeah that's fantastic yeah I hope I hope that that guy knows somehow in his heart that 20 years later we're still talking about that I assume that was his goal what's that I can't hear you want to go outside sure all right all right no no oh God no no and then the rest of us just sat there with their [ __ ] Jaws on the floor like what is he doing pulled his own pants down and pretended to be raped bent over on the ground yep and started yelling I want it I want it no God no and like it's it's not like he was a [ __ ] Academy award-winning actor either it was kid in high school like acting this out yeah I mean imagine

if he was good imagine if he was legitimately good and there were tears streaming down his face you know oh God and then at the end you know he's he's he's he's got you know his mascara smudged yeah and he's I wonder slowly pulling his pants back up he was not I mean we were kind of the class clowns like my friends and I I was Carl Carl who listens to the show and I in particular I'm sure you can imagine wait wait wait Carl did you see this right in he must have he was in my class he must have right in unless I did uh Pathways so I was in two year 11 classes so oh it's possible that he didn't um so actually in that sense I you don't remember watching this perhaps this was you

true maybe you uh you were you didn't see it because you were in it yeah in that so in that sense I am mixing up the um the uh the years myself but but this guy was not a Class Clown or anything like that accelerated class uh other way around cuz I went to a little tiny school as did you but I think I went to one for all the way up to year 11 until it became apparent that I could not I couldn't study music or drama which were things that I I I enjoyed that's right and then um so I I changed like I did year 11 and then my parents I said I got the shits with the this CU I had to do a bunch of stuff I wasn't interested in and uh yeah and my parents said all right well I mean you can switch schools but you'll have to do

year 11 again probably to do music and drama so I did it's because we didn't teach you the real year 11 at this Christian School you're currently going to yeah yeah not enough student basically the way it worked was you would put your you would say I want to do these courses and if enough people also wanted to do them they would run them and they would they would just invent a teacher to teach them I guess like one of the teachers oh yep you're teaching drama this year like oh yeah I mean look it was a little tiny school that was that was how it had to be that's what it was I was speaking to a German guy the other night right who was telling me that in Germany if you if you have trouble if you fail one subject you have to repeat the

entire high school year right right and back in back in his day back in our day Latin was a required subject wow and he was [ __ ] at it right he did not understand it he ended up doing the same year three times until he passed Latin my God just Latin imagine that and then lucky he did cuz that's that's a skill you need yeah that's right yeah he's a social worker now so he probably speaks Latin every day comes up a lot yeah that's right mind you by the third year you'd be [ __ ] good at the other subjects wouldn't you you think so yeah you wouldn't even need to look at the math test you'd just be writing down numbers knowing for certain they were the answers my final year of high school uh which was kind of my third

year of high school I did music the year 12 uh parts of music and drama yes sorry so that's why I was in an additional class because I I think I switched midyear and so I did half a year of of other class it was it was all very strange but I you caught up and then they let you catch up yeah because I I started school a bit early because when my birthday is anyway so I had like an extra year blah blah anyway yeah um where was I going with that I completely forgot what I was going to say I just want to see Carl act like he's getting raped I'm sure we can organize that I'm sure he's listening and we'll we'll get Snapchats as soon as he hears this I I'm sure that by this point in the conversation Kyle's pants

are already around his ankles it's true I mean that's how he listens to the show I remember what I was going to say my final year of high school I only did three subjects I did music drama and uh three computers which is the Advanced Computers class and and so most of my final year of high school was spent at the the penth Plaza Cinemas watching films and convincing people like car and convincing people like Carl uh to to skip school and come with me and getting in trouble actually we got to we're literally sitting outside you know there was two Cinemas there was one in the plaza and there was one up um used to be the Hayden Cinemas further up yeah I used to work there mate yeah right well we're literally sitting outside

smoking having watched just watched a movie and then Carl's dad walked past and was like what the [Laughter] [ __ ] oh man what are the chances yeah well actually considering you worked right near there pretty good pretty good yeah okay I guess he was stupid yeah we fools there's a few places we can go from here mhm there's a lot of idiot news yeah um in fact God there's a ton of idiot news this week some got bumped from last week even yeah that's right well some was too good to ignore right yeah maybe maybe we'll let the listeners decide listeners uh if you're listening to this live um going to work send me a text and tell me if you want to hear about the kids parties in the concentration camp uhhuh the uh

the racist AI robot mhm mhm um the entire school being hospitalized for eating the world's hottest chil y random clown sightings in North Carolina mhm near you Matt uh uh aliens on the moon or the Hidden City on Mars yeah they're kind of linked look I mean we can probably get through all these I have something to say about all of them actually so we can probably get through them all right should we uh should we tackle space first sure all right space news space news these are I mean it's not so much news it's more space idiots yeah it's anti- news if anything yeah so there's two of these and they're both similar in theme uh and the theme is that

NASA has released photos of things in space and then morons have found little glitches or anomalies in them and are assuming it's a conspiracy to to hide or you know cover up the existence of aliens or something like that I mean Matt if I if I can just unpack what you said there yeah right um NASA are releasing photos yeah uh on the one hand and on the other hand NASA are trying to cover up a conspiracy yep wouldn't the easiest way for NASA to cover up their conspiracy be to not publish photos of it right see because NASA published quite a lot of photos I don't know if you if you know this listeners if you're interested you can go to their website and you can see they put

of the Moon that NASA has released shows an alien antenna uh and if you look at the photo there is a spike well it's not a spike it's just a black line a little Mark it's a black line and and and I'll also say that there's black lines all over this [ __ ] photo it's a black and white photograph of the lunar surface that's right and there a little anomaly right which uh he believes is an antenna of some sort uh and he believes this is evidence that aliens are using Moon minerals and that they have bases there as well and many other findings that support this theory that he hasn't bothered to to clarify no cuz the thing is I I love it no one can ever just say there's an anomaly I wonder what that means they have to say

there's an anomaly and here's what my brain has imagined a very specific thing that it must be it's like uh it's it's like when David Ike or somebody begins a talk and then I I look up because I find David Ike fascinating oh absolutely because he'll begin and you go okay not not one of his reptilian talks obviously I'm talking one of his weird things about the solar system right cuz he's got some weird ideas about the Sol system and how Saturn used to be the Sun have you heard that no okay sat he believes I think I'm sure it's sattin used to be the Sun and that that apparently this explains things but um but yeah it starts out and it sounds quite reasonable at first but then almost like instantly it switches to like it just starts jumping to these

like wild conclusions and you're like w slow down and this is exactly the same thing like that that black smudge kind of looks like it could be an antenna a they're harvesting Moon minerals those bastards that's right like what are you talking about always do well I mean remember that kind of patch of rock and dirt on the moon that looked like Bert from Bert Nery yeah yeah remember the the face on Mars the the very famous face on Mars remember that yes well that's right yeah it's not there it's because it was just it was just a the photo looked like that in the photo yeah like you know photos have anomalies and and not even I mean it could be a smudge could be a bloody hair in the the the you know the lens or something like that

could be anything like yeah it's not an alien like and and if it was right because look we can't prove that it's not Matt right right we can't prove that it's not but even if it is seeing an alien antenna doesn't tell you that they're harvesting minerals in this very specific way that you've come up with that's true I put it to you that even if you know even if you've somehow by accident guessed that there are aliens on the moon right you know nothing about what they're doing there exactly um I mean this happens all the time although this guy Mr SW saala on

his website says finding alien anomalies mechanical structures and buildings Etc on our Sol system is quite a new matter for me is it is it now girl you're very good at it yeah on your first day you spotted one yeah so that's that's one instance of this uh and there there's another similar case that I found where NASA released some photos from Mars I assume from the from one of the Rovers uh they uploaded a bunch of photos one of them was uh different in size it was a very small lowquality photo compared to the others MH so rather than assuming that NASA has accidentally you know someone at Nasa accidentally uploaded a thumbnail or something instead of the actual image yeah uh these people uh the gentleman's

name is Scott warring he believes it's a conspiracy and that the photo depicts a city on Mars buildings and NASA has intentionally uploaded a small Pixy image in order to hide the fact that it's a photo of a city because once again instead of just not uploading anything they've gone [ __ ] mate you can see clearly our secret City you better make that image a little smaller exactly like what the f where is your where is your mind Mr warring what do you not only that but with the moon one look there's something there it does look like maybe an antenna maybe it's the moon's penis I don't know there's some little stripe in this picture I don't

know what he's [ __ ] looking at it's it's it's a [ __ ] Ridge it's rocks like it's just Pixy rocks like I mean and and the the the Moon one NASA uh or whoever said it's just like a plateau or it's the shadow of you know like a ridge of of rock or something like that that's what they think it is or they think it's most likely to be that they think it is like a genuine like it's caped something in the photo on the moon like it's a real thing it's not a a floor in the photo but it's not an antenna and this one I mean why would you assume that it's that they've pixelated it to hide it what instead of just not putting it up like you said I mean what is wrong with this guy like come on I can't see a city if

anything if I'm using my imagination it looks like a Mars train yeah it looks like the Polar Express with a big coming out yeah it looks like the Polar Express with its high beams on why are they hiding Tom Hanks on M so get the size of this image was 4kb which to me says your image hasn't uploaded properly because that is clearly not an entire photo right yeah it's a mistake not a [ __ ] conspiracy why would they upload it at all you [ __ ] more on like why would you do that it's like if I um if I had a bunch of nudes and I was like oh go on I don't want everybody on Facebook see these nudes I better pixelate them before I upload them yeah I better just upload I can't just not upload

them ridiculous yeah not an option Matt so keep an eye out for my Facebook account listeners uh we don't we going to end on that we got more news we got tons more we got tons more news where do you want to go next we fairly closely monitor AI news on this podcast we've talked about robots and things before um and we've talked about racist AI in the past sure uh when we were talking about a a chatbot who um hated the Jews well that was yeah that was it learned from yeah that makes sense average people I think I think could submit photos but as it turns out if you weren't white this

AI was not interested it rated you quite low yeah all the uh all the winners were white yeah all the winners were white uh then you have semi whites I'm not sure if that's the correct term in the middle including Asians yeah Etc and then of course blacks down the bottom yeah a handful of winners were Asian and one had dark skin it doesn't say what that means by you know like how dark or or what you know or where they were from or anything like that so my I mean my question is uh who built this first of all um there's a paragraph here that I don't like I'll just read the paragraph the simplest explanation for biased algorithms is

that the humans who create them have their own deeply entrenched biases that means that despite perceptions that algorithms are somehow neutral and uniquely objective they can often reproduce and amplify existing prejudices that's not true I think like that's not true you can't you can't write an algorithm and accidentally make it racist yeah just because you yourself are a racist it doesn't work like that it it will be apparent to anybody who reads through an algorithm if it's racist like it's you can't I think what this journalist assumes is that this person's put somehow a ranking on skin color with one being at the top you can't unless you're an idiot you can't accidentally write code that preferences

specifically preferences white people and not realize it unless it like you can accidentally and I think that's more likely what's happened here is my my theory this would be right how have they what examples have they given this thing to say this is what people find beautiful right if it's given people a photo of say you know like like some supermodel say yovich or something right they're saying this is people think this is beautiful right well obviously it's going to pick a bunch of white people you know yeah so I think it's something like that where Maybe the other thing is how many people of different skin tone submitted photos like if the overwhelming number of submissions were from you know from Caucasian women well

then you know it's going to bias the results it's tip the scale right yeah so I really I just don't think I don't think there's anything here to be honest well that's one explanation Matt and the other explanation is that all robots are racists or the the white people just just are better and and the robotss know it you know Jenna when you're uh editing this episode can you isolate when Matt says white people are just better and can you please put that aside to be his new quote in the start of every episode thank you oh dear because they mentioned later on too uh uh computer law enforcement forecasting tools which use data to predict where future crimes will occur uh they will crimes thanks Philip

K dick yeah so they will produce what could be considered to be racist results as well um and I don't want to [ __ ] I don't want to cause any drama all I'm but but it is based on historical data like the computer's not being racist it's looking at data and it's extrapolating that data into the future you know what I mean like and so what you're saying is it's not our fault if computers know white people are better no I'm saying culturally right we've created a we've created a scenario we haven't Matt maybe you have go on out of this I haven't either I as far as I'm aware I'm not I'm not one of those people that the perpetuate to this stuff but I'm saying if you take the historical data and feed

it into a computer it's going to make certain assumptions if you're withholding you know information like you know you know what I mean you know what no idea what you mean Matt we you do know what I mean there's a situation particularly here in the US where the if you look at the crime rates it probably is a lot of whoa okay we went there did we what what what we're talking about how do we get on the crime cuz that's the article does that's what I was talking about I didn't read that low down apparently the I just said the computer-based law enforcement forecasting

tools Oh I thought that meant oh never mind I feel a bit stupid keep going it's it's saying that the software predicts that black people are more likely to commit crimes that's what I'm saying but that's based on predicts an average what's that I mean I could have told you that well that's what I'm saying it's because it's based on the fact that we've you know historically [ __ ] them over and so they've had to resort to crime and therefore if it looks at the number of crimes or the number of people in jails also the Prejudice of the people in the past who were arresting people you know like like the police or the you know whatever like it's it it's using the

police what I'm saying is it's not that the algorithm is racist and it's not not that you've made a racist algorithm it's that the data that's been fed is a bad representation of humans y That's what I'm saying yep I mean maybe if African scientists were the ones who built this AI it would have come off very differently no I'm saying if if so if if black people had enslaved white people and we had had to resort to stealing [ __ ] to survive perhaps the results would be a little different that's what I'm saying well on that note Matt I will say that uh I think uh our Reign has come to an end and it's only a matter of time before that comes to pass are we leaving this in [ __ ] I don't know I don't know if we're the best

people to comment on this stuff maybe we where's Luke where's Luke to stop us from saying this [ __ ] look where's Luke to say I don't see what's wrong with assuming black people commit crimes yeah black people commit more crimes that's a fact maybe we shouldn't go on to the next story about the concentration camps either well I I have an opinion about that as well going on I'm sure you do man so oh tell tell us what it's about yeah sure okay once again I'll set it up you knock it down for a Nazi concentration camp in uh Lithuania uhhuh um is now a function Center you can have your wedding there you can have your kids party there the kids parties even have different themes like

military yeah y uh uh people get married some people think it's fine some people think it's quote disgusting unquote I I think it's fine y um it was fine when your grandfather was there it's that's not what I mean it's it's been a function Center uh since 2009 right uh they're not glorifying it or anything they're just using it as a function Center um you know this it's not like it's not been left in the state that it was you know like look at it like it's it's just a function center now like yeah okay it was it was the site of some awful [ __ ] uh I you know but you can't just you know you don't just be sad about it

forever it's been used as a function Center kids having parties there people getting married there you know making the most of of yeah surely if anything it's actually a positive reappropriation that's what I that's what I'm thinking yeah I mean also I understand if they were making light of the Holocaust and like yeah if they turn it into a holocaust themed themed restaurant for example right that sure yeah but I think this I don't I don't see what the problem is and then uh this guy who's the founder of from the depths which is a holocaust commemoration group um which you know I understand people unhappy about what happened obviously it was not was not a nice thing uh but he says it's below any level of decency and respect and I think

that's a bit extreme uh he says I do too because they should hold their heads in shame and be condemned internationally that such an important and holy site be privatized well that's ridiculous yeah a holy CES a stretch that kind of implies that you're Pro what went on there right right which is weird to begin with yeah know people die everywhere literally everywhere on Earth yes something really really awful right here in this room and I'm going to bury her later on tonight yeah and then build a function Center yeah that's right on her grave some some other some other things to note here right number one this wasn't buil built to be a concentration camp wasn't built by the Nazis it was appropriated by the Nazis uh right it's

it's been a building since 1882 which was actually only 12 years after Germany became a country right right so just putting that out there right um and uh it's Heritage listed now right so a nonprofit military Heritage company has acquired this y and and they're holding functions there presumably to raise back the money for the preservation of the building itself yeah wild crazy uh damning headlines aside it's probably okay yeah I just I mean I I get where he's coming from but I think he's gone a bit overboard and I don't I don't really see what the the problem with this particular case is right like somewhere like aitz like if you turn

aitz into a function Center that's a bit off but this is not this is a building that they took over it did some awful [ __ ] there and then now it's been turned you know it's been taken back and then made into a function center it's not quite the same thing you know yeah I mean part of me thinks they should turn alitz into a carnival or something you know like just my carival I understand why you can't I understand why you can't yeah no no my brain went down the same path it was like because I went to Daka when I was in Germany and and I'm like had a great party there it's a sad place and it's an awful place and part of me was thinking you know what it would be nice to to [ __ ] bulldoze it and then yeah you know build awesome there instead

build something happy on top of it but build a Disneyland Yeah well yeah kind of well not Disneyland because Disney hated the Jews right did he really a bad example yeah funnel money the Nazis yeah tell the story guys a biography of Walt Disney I need to read headline and the and the um this guy's outrage is a bit overboard yeah yeah um in this case not about the Holocaust in general in this specific this building yeah yeah this 1880s era like if we had to shut down every place building location on Earth where something bad happened to the Jews just sure we wouldn't have any places even yes exactly you'd have to shut down all of Russia all of Germany half of America they've been around so

long that like yeah You' have to shut down Egypt right the Middle East no I know yeah Egypt's actually off so let's not go there pretend I didn't say that yeah [Music] beep can I uh can I change tactic here and recommend some films to you man yeah please do have you seen don't breathe no I want to because uh you do want to man I know it's the director who did the Evil Dead uh reboot which I love so yeah and uh you know I mean this is a this is one of those movies that set in one house with three characters ah it's [ __ ] terrifying it's great awesome yeah Al I will say this right I saw this

at the cinema and I went by myself because um doesn't like this kind of [ __ ] right right I mean she loves reading about it she loves listening to your podcast about horror films right getting the whole story but she likes all that stuff better than actually watching them okay so I took myself off watch this by myself and I might be done with Cinemas Matt I might be [ __ ] done with them right yeah I'm I'm thinking that too actually but go the amount of [ __ ] chatter that was happening during this movie private conversations uh the amount of [ __ ] iPhone screens mhm had to be distracted by mhm uh not to mention the fact that there was very close to me a row of [ __ ] that just thought this movie was [ __ ] hilarious right right I mean

without giving anything away right it's a blind guy trying to catch some people so he doesn't move gracefully he [ __ ] stumbles around like a blind man right and they thought that was hilarious every time he did some blind thing they giggle like a bunch of [ __ ] idiots in spite of all these distractions I still liked it so it's a good movie but I think I'm just going to go to Italy and watch this [ __ ] at home from now on I saw when I when I saw a Suicide Squad uh not the best example but there was a a group of women behind us who just kept loudly asking each other questions about things that like like some character like they were introducing the characters at the beginning and someone pop up and thenone was like who's that like [ __ ] shut up

and you'll find out sake yeah yeah they're not going to not tell you exactly have you ever watched a movie fil it's not like they've withheld the information from you you're about to find out shut up yeah you get the little book to read before you came in like the rest of us did yeah why haven't you met him yeah yeah I know what you mean it just seems like uh When We Were Young it was like the the the cinema was a Sacred Space where you turned your phone off and well people didn't have phones phones didn't weren't invented yeah yeah but you you shut up and you watch the film and it was kind of like a like a you know like a ritual almost like you shut up and you watch the film but yeah it doesn't seem like that anymore people treat it like

their loung room yeah it was an unspoken rule that you were allowed to talk through the trailers if you wanted to yeah but then as soon as the little curtains went out a little further right and the extra ey lights went off yep you shut up you shut the [ __ ] up unless you're in uh Florida where that guy shot the other guy for talking during the trailers that was fine by me wonder Happ with that there was uh the hopefully enjoyed the rest of the film no I think you got rest CU cuz now I'm on his [ __ ] side the uh there's there's two explanations for this m there's two explanations either uh the first of which is your explanation which is that people used to respect the Sacred Space of the cinema more than they do now yeah right the second is

that we're just getting old people always did it and we just didn't notice or care and now we do and that's possible I I am worried it's the second one yeah I worry about that too sometimes when I'm like [ __ ] kids oh no yeah it's not just kids Matt I hate people in their 20s right self-righteous no I know I know entitled [ __ ] entitled ridiculous [ __ ] I know it's ridicul get over yourself all right you don't know anything is this what my parents thought about me is this what it must be seriously people in their 20s shut the [ __ ] up come back to me when your parents are dead and you're divorced right and then watch [ __ ] don't breathe in silence then come to the [ __ ] yeah yeah and you watch it quietly

thinking to yourself my life is a lot like this a blind man stumbling the dark trying to kill me metaphorically speaking y oh dear that's the other thing too we went out this another example is um we went out in Boston on the weekend and uh and all of the bars in the area where we were had lines outside you have to line up to get in and I was like I'm not I don't do that I'm not doing that like no that's a I can drink literally anywhere including at my own home I think why would iine yeah and it was such a weird like I've never done it before I've never lined up and I'm like you know you do you do as you do but it was just such a weird thing that I was like I don't think I line up for

bars this is a weird thing that I don't like am I that guy I don't I'm thinking if if I have to line up out here what's it like in there yeah I sounds like a [ __ ] nightmare yeah so uh this clown sighting article was of interest to me uh apparently especially since I mean this this might this might affect you down the track if this spreads out right so and uh the fact that they they've reached out to Stephen King for comment made me laugh so um there's I'll remind you that we want to Stephen King for comment that's right he he didn't say anything he didn't say a word um they're doing a remake of it uh so they've released some photos of uh

one of the scar guards as um as you do as Penny wise and everything they're in all films now um but also there have been uh an incre aot it's been a huge increase in in clown sightings random clown sightings right and like you know not not just at parties and stuff like that just [ __ ] out and about doing weird [ __ ] so uh for example uh people have been terrorized by them one man had to chase off somebody with a machete this case here right it says let me go let me read this for the St cuz the way this articles worded made me laugh last week the police Department of a Greensboro North Carolina neighborhood began receiving several calls that clowns as in face painted big shoe wearing clowns were popping up all

over the neighborhood and terrifying local residents it's a yeah in one instance a man chased one of the offenders with a machete in another a pair of clowns attempted to lure children into the woods with God knows what intent right yeah and this is the next sentence while at least one of these reports was later determined to be a ho yeah do which one and if you click through to the source M it's not the one where they tried to lure the children into the woods [ __ ] right the [ __ ] terrifying one right was that not even a clown was doing anything dodgy that a man with a machete chased a clown yeah that was the hoax that was a hoax the other stuff is real [ __ ] me so it just made me laugh I'm like like who wrote this well I I

tell you who wrote this it was written by Jared Jones but if you're luring children into the woods Matt right I'm I'm pretty sure God knows what intent isn't really relevant because I could probably guess within three guesses what you're going to do to those kids you know what I mean like there's not that many things you can do with lured kids out in the woods right sure frisbe if it was all above board you wouldn't have to lure them would you and you wouldn't have to do it in the woods yeah that's right you don't do that unless it's it's yeah yeah it's not it's not good whatever it is yeah I was luring kids into a dark Forest to trade playing cards with them play I knew someone to play Pokémon go with yeah oh God we haven't talked about that

maybe we could wait till Luke's back the new um Pokémon go plus thing we we'll do that when Luke's back yeah so there's clowns there's clowns everywhere terrorizing people trying to you know kidnap kitties uh and and they contacted Stephen King mhm and he basically just wrote back and said I don't know why people are scared of clowns although he did say this if I saw a clown lurking under a Lonely Bridge or peering up at me from a sewer grate with or without balloons I'd be scared too yeah of course of course literally anyone doing that would be [ __ ] terrifying yeah that's true if I looked down and saw anything anything looking up from a sewer I would be like yeah I mean you could look down and

see mil Jovovich right creepily peering up at you from under a sewer grade and I guarantee you'd shrick yeah you wouldn't be like you waitting for me m pass that's [ __ ] terrifying [ __ ] hell uh this article made me laugh a lot uh emergency response was called they had to call the the ambulance out to a school in uh in Texas I think in Ohio in Ohio my bad uh after 40 students ate the world's hottest chili and uh and had to be hospitalized because some of them were uh breaking out in hives and and rashes and and stuff and also there's an

article that it links to that says man goes temporarily deaf after after eating world's spiciest noodles which I really enjoyed what I mostly enjoy it for the picture and I really hope that's real because this man just looks in trouble yeah he's just he's eaten the noodles and gone deaf like that's hilarious but yeah so uh a bunch of kids some kid must have I don't know where he got these Chili Peppers from he um took them into school and uh and they all eat them and they had to be hospitalized yeah so these uh these chilies right are uh like a not GM but they're they're what do you what do you call it when you just [ __ ] graft a bunch of different plants together to create yeah they're like designed to be hot to be

really right made Made in India right yeah right the uh the boot Jolokia pepper yeah has a scoval rating of over 1 million units uh compared to the 8,000 held by Tobasco source yeah now see I I like hot hot food but I would not eat this I don't think no no neither would I in fact when I was in New York the other week we went to uh they have a there's a store there that sells like infused viners and oils and salts uh it's and they have a salt that is infused with the ghost chili pepper and it's got a big sign because you can taste it and it says taste one grain only wow uh and so I did and I got to say it impressive that a grain of salt can can have that much [ __ ] heat in it it was

yeah right pretty cool so one of the kids eighth grader Cody Schmidt sounds like a madeup name but it isn't uh had this to say about the ordeal we all drank like 10 cartons of milk they were quote really hot yeah I bet yeah this is like uh I don't understand I like chili right but I don't understand this trend I mean I get why but killing yourself from the inside out yeah right like so they've bred these ones to be super hot but then they also make those things where they like it's they just extract the um the Caps the whatever it is the the the stuff that hurts and then make it into an Essence and then you can go to like because you can buy you know uh chicken wings here with some [ __ ]

that they've cooked up in a lab that's you know a million times hotter than than anything you would find in a chili like why would you want that I don't understand like other than being drunk of [ __ ] yeah my guess I just I'd rather enjoy the wings cuz isn't the point of eating eating hot wings something so delicious as Wings yeah yeah they they hot wings taste good but not when my [ __ ] tongue falls out when I'm eating them yeah and you know what [ __ ] eating chili is not going to impress me all right rub caps on your dick if you want me to be really impressed all right if you want to show me how much of a [ __ ] man you are when you get here we'll go out for hot wings and hot [ __ ] we for some hot

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