I Was Playing With Dolls: Ghost in the Shell Review & Life Review

I tried to do something nice for Hannah I'm laughing already she thinks it was a stupid gift and I should talk to you guys about it okay let's hear it okay so I was in the shops uhhuh and I saw something I went this is perfect for Hannah y it was a Barbie that you could take in the bath with you right okay do you have a bath waterproof have aath Barbie doll are there Barbie dolls that aren't yeah waterproof I think yeah genuinely you shouldn't be taking them because I think they get water in their legs and torso and stuff not the best maybe that's kind of but I just thought it's like a silly gift I'll pick that up for her to be funny and she just she read into it didn't she look yeah yeah yeah welcome to multiple

nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy does she have an interest in Barbi Barbies no can't imagine so Matt can't imagine so I might even go as far as saying she might be morally opposed to them if anything at at best no opinion you did like this the Bia did get her a little bit saying well they're trying to make her more like average more normal cuz normal girls can go in the bath yes yeah they can you don't have to have perfect proportions to go in the bath but it helps no you can't you don't I I've been in a bath myself yeah so that proves that well Matt you are pretty perfect

thanks Luke but he's not a girl oh whoa whoa don't assume [ __ ] throw your gender binaries around at me so I was going to bring it I was going to take a photo and send it to you I'll send you a photo later okay she hasn't even taken it out of the box it's really hurtful well maybe she's not taking it out of the box because she feels it's going to be a collector's item yeah well the uh it it's not it was on sale for like four bucks the box is going to integrate soon as she gets in the water you should know you should let her know that for starters I'm not sure what made it click for you what when you looked at it and what was it that made you think Hammer she likes baths okay fair enough

my actual thinking was we've got the new kitten at the moment that likes to jump up on the side of the bath so I'm thinking in the bath playing with the Barbie doll and the kitten together like a big monster movie yeah evidently not so you imagine you you walking walking through a store you saw that and you imagined Hannah in the bath playing with a Barbie doll and a kitten and you went [ __ ] yeah I went for four bucks yes four bucks four bucks it was like are you sure it's Barbie doll brand doll it's a Barbie brand doll look I'll be honest Bar's not doing well these days no apparently not have they done something about Barbie proportions like is she like different now I I don't pay

attention to Barbie much but I know that I'm Googling they complain about that or they have complained about it in the past I think they have made her a little bit more believable I don't think the waste is quite as yeah I'm looking at it now I wouldn't say I wouldn't say average by any stretch of the imagination but not what she used to be no but it used to be ridiculous right but not even ridiculous like Perfection just ridiculous like abstract proportions like ma attacks exactly right yeah I love Maz attacks I do admit I kind of bought a doll today for myself uh did you one way or another yeah cuz I uh I mean I said I was going to and I I did I bought the krennic bobblehead oh nice to sit on my desk at work because I just I like

knowing I've got a Ben melon figurine you know if you want to feel better you call it a collectible collectible sure yeah yes look it's a toy a doll did you guys remember when you were a kid and obviously you guys loved action figures as much as I did right yeah did you guys used to toxy Crusader one man I've got M next to me did you say in the Box in a box I I trust me I get toys they come straight out of the packet I'm I don't get this whole you got play with them I mean it's like if somebody's like a Avid collector I can imagine them like gestating a child and then never giving birth to to it you know what I mean yeah just having a fully grown man inside your uterus because you don't want to take it out of the packaging and then trying to sell it I really despise a lot

of collectors these days really despise them and Luke doesn't just dislike things he [ __ ] despises them that's like I want to get the Superstar Destroyer Lego playet mhm mhm mhm Lego don't make it anymore and to buy it online you're looking at $2,000 it was 300 when it came out you think it you think it should be just 300 bucks that's the price well no what I really think it's Lego should just let me buy it directly from them can you not go and get a get the you know you can probably get the manual online right and then get all manual downloadable just order the bits that you need off the Lego website you can do that I don't think you can though there's probably custom bits there always is yeah but Lego need to

have that where you can just punch in like the one you want and they'll just send it to you in a n descript well they don't do that for whole kids but you can buy individual pieces like it's a sex toy yeah I appreciate if you sent this in an I like it that in Luke's plan for this he's already saving them cash on packaging do you know what I mean like that's how far his plan for this has gone it's a great idea they would make money they would stop people missing out and stuff you can go on there and order a bunch of like pieces individual like not individual like say I want 10 of these 20 of these whatever so yeah but like the Superstar destroy is like 3 and half th000 pieces or something crazy you don't want to have to type in each one I

went to the LEGO store when I was in Sweden that was [ __ ] great actually I I don't know they might actually do what I'm thinking because I've never actually been to their website oh okay we got a Lego store here in Providence it's not that big but it's uh it's pretty cool Providence is not that big so what do you expect yeah it's proportional I suppose yeah actually The Lego Story I went in with was in Denmark and Lego is from Denmark but it wasn't like like in some like Cobblestone alley with like old men making the Lego or anything that's think yeah from Harry Potter actually to to be fair it is kind of like that it is kind of like that yeah oh per I was going to say though when I was a kid anytime an adult referred to one of my action figures as a doll I

kind of died a little bit inside yeah you know not that there's anything wrong with dolls but just just people misunderstand you know yeah Cobra Commander he not a doll I'm sorry but he he was Cobra Commander Luke he's a doll I came to accept this very early on I was playing with dolls that's that's the the name of Luke's autobiography was playing with I was playing with dolls the Luke alers story I still do to this day you have a lot of Star Wars dolls I bet Luke not many of the new ones I got lot of the old original ones you know what's funny Luke do you remember going to and Matt you might remember this too sherff mini cars oh yeah of course yes okay so for the listeners who didn't grow up in the

exact neighborhood that we did there was a collector's store called Sheriff's mini cars that I gu [ __ ] Stormtrooper costume yeah that's right it it was OB it was a car shop miniature cars I never once looked in the car section which was 94% of the store but they had Stormtrooper costume in there tiny little section in the back dedicated almost exclusively to Star Wars this in the ' 80s and early 90s yeah and everything in that store was too expensive for me to buy like yeah I I I bought maybe two things there ever but I was thinking that's why that place went out of business yeah well exactly right but the Star Wars figures that they had there in the original packaging the original figures in the original packaging were prohibitively expensive I

wanted them and I knew I could never buy them and it occurred to me recently I I can't remember the dollar figure that was on them back then but I bet it would have been worth buying them then did we take inflated price did we take you to D I don't think we did I know Luke you've been there the Toy Vault uh which is right near me uh in Warick Mall you know no I don't think so uh you'll have to come back over at some point you remember the Toy Vault Luke the one near the carousel in the mall I do yeah they got uh they got all Star Wars figures and all the other figures I have one figure that's probably worth I think it's probably about $500 which one's that uh Yak face of course going to hold the yak face yeah everyone's favorite is he one

of the Cantina people yes I actually he's like he is someone that is probably in the back of a scene for like 3 seconds but I think he's in the I'm Googling Yak yakface.com serving Star Wars collectors worldwide oh oh yeah this jeez you've got you've got that figure yeah I've got that figure wow and in very good condition as well like do you know remember Tim insanely valuable according to the internet yeah do you know remember Tim from unpaid debt yes yeah yeah yeah um he gave it to me what what a fool he actually knew how much it was but knew because I'm a huge Star Wars fan he went like here you will look after this and I went yes I will and I still have it well I retracted my full

statement and guy it's not in the packaging is it no no no but it's still worth about 500 500 out of the packet okay let me yakface in original packaging face well they they were up all night thinking about that and I remember people used to say oh George's got a story for all the characters and and a yeah and then like an idea that's Yak face cuz he looks like a y there's one here for 945 H oh no there's one here for 999 jeez yeah I mean they vary but [ __ ] me that's not even that's not even in the pack Luke I think $500 is a [ __ ] steal man I'm not going to sell it I'm just saying you've undervalued it even to yourself oh mate there's a there's one

out of the I'm looking at one out of the packet right now for 483 so that's at least double oh wow what you just thought [ __ ] man yeah what are you going to do with it can I just say this is the shittest action figure I've ever seen where where have you got it stored doesn't even box with a bunch of others no no he he sits on my desk oh okay well Ben menson if you're listening you're uh you're going to take have place on my desk from now on yeah I got a kic he's left of mym behind me above the television and uh actually don't have anything on my work desk at the moment I need to do that need to get some stuff I've gone minimalist I've just got the uh I've got the 1960s era Batmobile oh cool yeah and that's all just so people know what I'm about you know now I'll

have that and Ben mson I bought at teron because the Toy Vault that I just mentioned had a booth there they have a booth at all the conventions but uh I hadn't seen these before they've got uh their Witcher figures which and they're like I guess 30 cm tall and uh I got Siri and geralt oh that's definitely a doll how much was that uh they're on sale for 25 each at the convention oh not bad okay cuz I'm just seeing I've never heard of them before so I was expecting like a little bit more expensive because no they're cool they uh so I got Siri and geralt and then I noticed when I was in in the store The Toy Vault store recently they've got uh Tris yennefer and aridan as well so I'm going to have to get the rest of them

and then you'll act out little scenes with them yeah you know which scenes I'm acting out with those little scenes the fighting scenes yeah obviously and then I'm going to reenact the music from uh from The Witcher I need to play that again well actually I need to finish it and then play it again cuz I have the two copies of it it is the best game ever you even played it have you Dan no I only played the second one not the third it's so the third one is so good like I really enjoyed the second one as you know but I get that it's less accessible but the third one is so good like it's the best game yeah I really should it is a very good game but it's one of those games that you need to put aside a lot of hours like more hours than what Mass

Effect the drer will take yeah yeah man I have a feeling that one's going to be taking a while oh you did I'm never going to finish my I've saved the Galaxy well good on you oh spoiler sorry don't wor you didn't know that you gonna save the Galaxy at the end I don't think you can spoil a Mass Effect game unless they've done something wrong because if you recall my Mass Effect 3 playthrough contained a lot more deaths than anyone else's yeah not and not more deaths than my Mass Effect 2 first playthrough yeah everybody died yeah that's right that was Mass Effect 3 and I was like remember we're talking about man how how awful is it when T commits suicide and everyone was like what what yeah [ __ ] committed suicide yeah yeah

everyone that's how you play yep everyone survived to me except the salarian yeah when he was sacrificing himself to let the genase cure go out it's very difficult to not have have M than die I think but I I believe there's a way to do it but it's very difficult and I think you actually have to shoot him in the back Jesus like to stop him I me that's kind of my thing so yeah it really is yeah so I finished Mass Effect and Dr up nice one okay I I enjoyed it I heard the main story line isn't actually that long so if I wanted to just kind of blast through it I could probably could is that true yeah you really can but okay yeah I know I'm I'm one of those people that I try to finish every single side quest before I have to do main

story to continue on same that's what I did in my second place through of Skyrim which I've now paused to uh have a look at Mass Effect I think I've played for longer than I played the first time and I still haven't gotten to the main quest I always do that too but I never finish a game for that reason I'm always like I'll just do like uh I started playing Witcher again because I wanted to play through the expansions and I started playing uh hearts of stone which is Amazing by the way uh it's even better than the the the main quest for the just The Witcher 3 m uh but then get I start doing these side quests again and then like hours later I was like wait a minute I wasn't going to do this I was just going to play through the [ __ ] story it get

you I know in Skyrim it's hard because there are a lot of side quests I don't think you just I'm going to say more than The Witcher has anybody ever finished Skyrim like everything yes yes someone would have the first time I played it I was definitely looking for extra things to do at one stage once I had played through the main quest W and quite a lot of side quests but to be honest this time I found things that I didn't find before um and obviously I've got all the DLC now so I'm doing missions that didn't exist last time I played it build myself a house I didn't do last time oh yeah half St yeah I've never built the house I need to do that oh it's great I love my house so much what's the I

forget it whatever the DLC for that was I did that a little bit they frustrated me a bit that you have to go and like buy or collect the materials though which I mean makes sense but also it was like H can't be bothered oh it really didn't take me long you can make a deal with a um with a woman who works at a lumber yard to get free lumber I bet you can yeah you can no she's uh she doesn't have a man around the house so um you can offer instead of paying her for lumber and having and waiting while she cuts it you can just go and cut it yourself and take as much as you want I'm not sure how that even benefits her yeah there must be more to than that but I'm forgetting cuz she's like she's like well it means I don't have to do it

so good deal and you're like uh yep all right yeah yeah that's right moreon mhm do you uh did you see the Scorpio details announc this week while while we're talking about games oh man looks pretty good man it's going to play all the same games uh and like as in 360 backwards compatible games as well everything's going to play the same except it's all going to be in 4k and uh and games that can Will have upgraded textures and Graphics uh to suit so for example uh I believe based on some tweets this week uh one of those games is probably the Witcher 3 yeah interesting uh it'll it's going to look even better it's already a good looking game it's already one of the the best looking games and it's going to be even better

like so I think it's equivalent to like you know if you have a PC and then you get a new video card you can bump it up to high ultra high detail it's basically the same kind of thing and they're going to make the higher textures available that's exciting like I was already getting one now I'm just even more excited for it except the one thing that made me nervous about this announcement they didn't talk anything about price yeah I think on Reddit everyone was saying they think it's going to be about 500 us which is fine like I was like okay that's before tax well not if I drive to New Hampshire it's not you don't pay tax in New Hampshire no what what how does that work all every state has has different tax and then some of them have no tax

where's old Hampshire cuz their moniker is Live Free or Die like [ __ ] off government no tax so how did they pay for roads uh I mean you pay other taxes it's just you don't pay sales tax but people often drive to New Hampshire to buy electronics and then uh I think like booze and some other stuff too you can go the other states don't have laws that you can't bringing things back in no how would they know well for example um there's no taxes on certain items in Malaysia right but when you come back through customs oh it's a different country yeah okay I've answer my own question maybe maybe it is not supposed to be not allowed but I just know that people do it like if you're going to buy a TV for example drive up to New Hampshire it's probably something that

they can't do anything to stop it's sort of frowned upon but what can you do about it other states uh including Rhode Island I believe have taxfree days where there's no sales tax for for like a day wow and then you go that's when people go make make big purchases uh this country's interesting but yeah each state has completely different taxes uh like I I live in Rhode Island so I pay a certain amount of income tax uh and property tax and all that kind of and and tax on a car uh one of the other guys at work lives in Massachusetts so he has to pay completely different tax uh on his income and stuff the one thing I just really found annoying when shopping over there was walking up seeing something that's $1 19999 walking up handing him a $20 note and they go

where's the rest oh I do it all the time yeah I I just forget 1999 and then it's like that'll be 22 something I'm like what oh okay forgot about that gets me every time just tell me how much money you need I need to give you we get sushi for lunch on Thursday generally and it's it's $9.99 for the sushi lunch and I keep giving him a $10 note and then the other day I realized I'm not giving you enough money buddy like one of the guys at work well he's just been too too polite to say anything this whole time yeah exactly exactly and he's thinking this C short changing me all the time yeah 10 weeks in I owe him a whole lunch actually being American he's probably not thinking you [ __ ] is he no no that's more of an Australian thing isn't it uh no I mean they have that word and he

might be thinking it but you just wouldn't say it yeah but except they do because they know that I'm around and they think it's funny and it is funny yeah it is it's a great word I very rarely swear though I'm not going to comment on why this shocked me the first time but like a liquor store you know liquor stores here I I thought they were called liquor stores we call them bottos in Australia it's package store and everyone just calls them packies what and uh the first time someone said it I did a double take yeah sounds like a racial to me yeah wow it's not that's what they call a package store it's yeah and I was like a package store you just say so if somebody hated bottos and was like a there too many [ __ ] pis in this country that's right language it's a funny

thing did you guys uh hear about shy AB Buff's latest film I did um I only heard that it's not doing too well it made $870 at the box office yeah he some crazy stuff listen to the sh sh and and that's from the sale of a single ticket it it only screened at one theater true so but yeah but I've had films that have screened at one theater that sold more tickets than that yeah and this is shy buff and it means that one person went without anyone yeah I yeah that's exactly my point I want to know if that one ticket was

bought by shy above look I'll say this I watched the trailer I'll watch this movie this this looks like a good movie I watched the trailer and went this movie is not for me yeah well fair enough they're not going to get your $870 actually didn't even know there he made a movie until a found out he only sold one ticket did he direct this no I think he just stars in it oh okay you know what maybe that's not true maybe he does direct it well I don't know I don't know but I mean it's still a bit weird like I mean he's not he's not a no-name actor he's not uh known for like you know bad films or anything like that he's no what what he's known for bad films now I don't think he's known for bad films I think he's known for doing weird four

Transformers is not bad went on to do weird [ __ ] Transformers is not a bad film it's a terrible film the first one come on mate yes come on no fine terrible movie and then they went on to make more terrible movies I know man dark side of the moon was pretty entertaining I don't know any of you anymore and he did like he did an infam Maniac which I've not seen but I mean I watched it I watched it it's not directed by Sha it's directed by Doo Monti who uh you might know Luke I'm assuming empire state is one of your favorite films because it stars never seen it your favorite actor Dwayne The Rock Johnson The Rock uhhuh oh yeah no I haven't seen it I might have to yeah should is about some kind of disaster in the Empire State Building Probably

sounds like it I mean the cover is the rock with a gun looking serious that's every movie that he's in yeah An American Crime drama film based on a true story sent around two childhood friends who rob an armored car depository okay an NYPD officer who stands in their way wow mhm just drive around him it's fine yeah yeah you're in the Armored Cars guys come on I don't think I'll see that well does that mean sh's I mean it's not even out here right or is it just look H to be fair this was uh day and date Cinema and downloadable yeah okay so you could download it Buy on DVD or Blu-ray do they still sell DVD or are you just generalizing no no there are still DVDs out there yeah I'm pretty sure they do

for the moment I uh I couldn't find a place that sells Blu-rays here not even DVDs Blu-rays right because I decided that now that Rogue one's out [ __ ] it I'll get it on Blu-ray for the simple reason that I have the others on Blu-ray right oh yeah okay yeah okay so that's yeah couldn't find one huh it's just not a thing here like tangible media is just not a thing here yeah I just went with digital well so did I but I own it I realiz my um my Xbox will not play media from this country oh haven't you switched it over yet what do you mean no it'll play games fine it just won't play yeah but just switch it over Tod America it doesn't doesn't help with the the DVD player wait I didn't think D DVDs right but not Blu-rays right Blu-rays aren't

region coded yeah they are aren't they the Xbox is a region it's not locked to a region games aren't you shouldn't have movies still are they don't they don't have a choice I don't think they did that with Blu-ray oh they must they must yeah I'm sure they do Blu-ray regions cuz I'm pretty sure I tried to play one uh yeah they have region codes they do region a region B and Region C have have you tried changing your country settings yeah yeah oh it's all set to America now CU there was no no point not doing that but yeah it doesn't matter the the the the drive itself is locked that's how they do it bastards just have to get another either get a new Blu-ray player if I want to buy Blu-rays here which actually I haven't bought one here I just tried to play one it's actually a

DVD I tried to play from here that made me realize but whatever digital Mate digital yeah just digital you don't need to worry about it it's still digital sorry but it's still digital yeah yep yep sorry you do have a St um speaking of digital stuff that I wouldn't mind consuming I don't know what I don't know what you think I'm going here let's let's see um but we do we do have a jingle Matt in fact it's one of my favorite Jingles you've ever done right it's a rare one that we almost never get to use but this week we have some Nick Cave news all right now technically the jingle is for Nick Cage news in the style of Nick Cave however it's still appropriate well Nick Cage walked into the room and he asked

of his manager is there any Nick cage news Nick Cage's manager turned to Nick Cage and said of course there's Nick Cage news Nick Cage is the biggest movie star in the whole wide world and things are only going to get bigger now take a look at this script right here about a man of w so good so incredible happy you played the whole thing that too cly not the longest jingle that I've accidentally made like that [ __ ] X one I made for you that as soon as I started to play it on on the podcast I was like this is way too long you [ __ ] what are you doing yeah it's like two minutes long how did I not notice Star Wars news goes for quite a while if you play the whole thing too yeah see that's what I mean I have I

have a problem where I'm just like it's not a problem you just get too into it no I love everything go with it yeah I agree I agree with Luke look the Nick Cage news this week is that uh there's a new VR yes no no no no still Nick Cage movies but different movies than what they picked I would get rid of Wild at Heart and have vampires kiss yeah sure so the movies that play are Luke do you want to take us through adaptation uh the Wicker man face off MH and Wild at Heart now I would have liked to have seen maybe yeah as I said vampires kiss I agree with that and I would have I would have said adaptation is too good a film to include in this list so I would have maybe taken that out and put Conair in not better face off obviously no

obviously it's not better than face off love that they took his face off I could eat a peach for hours it's an amazing movie oh man Jesus Christ oh I'm cast to Troy oh I'm cast to try that's one of the first DVDs I bought you actually have to flip it over halfway through to watch the other half of the film hey Matt it's what I always do um Matt I actually watched your copy of of that I think that's how I saw it is at your house yes watching face off of your DVD great documentary but you actually are in a cage like you watch these through bars it's not even you don't even have a good view of anything this is a a weird but cool thing I I can't wait to get get VR so I can do this yeah hopefully this will be out on the

Scorpio I'm just watching the gifts now and I'm like sad that I'm not hearing the audio exactly and I do want to know whether you hear everything at once or whether it pans as you go well uh often now the VR experiences have like locational sound so maybe if you turn your head it'll uh it'll change yeah I pitched a 360 video to a client that was going to was going to try to experiment with directional sound cool would have been [ __ ] awesome they couldn't afford it they couldn't afford to do it bastards yeah is Luke just watching Nick Cage now I am yeah I can't stop I have to I'm I'm going away from the page just away from it now just looking at car Fisher now o you young or old old okay but as I've already said I when she

was still alive I still would have gone there well do you want to talk about her for a bit then uh she's going to be back in two more Star Wars films now yeah well they they'd already said that she was definitely going to be back for the Last Jedi because well she filmed all of that but she's actually going to be back for nine as well mhm yeah they uh I when I first saw that they were bringing her back I was like God they [ __ ] said they weren't going to because what they actually said was they're not going to make a CGI version of her yeah and apparently apparently they're not no apparently they've got enough footage that they can just splice her in yeah but like now I don't know whether that means they filmed scenes and just going to include scenes that were meant for

the last one like that they did with Godfather 2 in the flashback scenes they had clips that they' shot for Godfather one and not used right oh yeah or whether they plan to like Roto her out of certain scenes and do like lip remapping and stuff well that would mean uh that mean including CGI which they said they weren't going to do so I'm going to call I'm messing well yeah but yeah everything in a film is computer generated imagery these days no I know I'm just yeah so yeah Todd Fisher and Billy Lord oh yeah gave the sign off for it oh okay thanks Billy oh cool Billy's nice I like Billy Todd I don't know him that well no I don't know we might get to be on better terms later but we'll wait and see but Billy was actually in the force awakens yeah that's right oh [ __ ]

family was well it's a family movie yeah it's like a home movie Family movie yeah yeah it's called meet the Fishers a wrong Kong I would have watched the do I would have watched the reality television show the fishes oh did did you see the bad lip reading uh Force awakens video where Mark Hamill does the voice of uh Han Solo I read about it but I didn't I didn't watch it I it's really it's really I love hate relationship with those things oh yeah yeah some of them some of them suck some of them are good this one was good A lot of them they're just saying random words and I'm that's not funny like I like if they try and play out a scene or something yeah I'm with you Luke I have trouble getting on board I like it yeah I know you I'm more an honest Trail fan if it's just

completely random then it's yeah but if it if it fits then it's pretty good this one I thought was very good M they made me laugh so it did fit then yeah cuz I again haven't seen it either yeah I think so yeah it wasn't just I know what you mean it wasn't just word salad it was like yeah like they were having a conversation about stuff speaking of salad and this is totally random so I apologize for the rat hole right no go on somebody shared on Facebook a video this that I saw this week with the caption uh watch this will really creep you out it was Salad Fingers oh yeah what's Salad Fingers he likes Rusty Spoons it's still being [ __ ] shared Matt like how old is Salad Fingers now I mean at least 10 years maybe why am I so bad more than 10 years I watched Salad

Fingers when I was I'm sure it was like it'd be like early 15 16 years old right 2004 this is July 2004 right we weren't as young as you think but even so luk do you know salad fingers no okay do yourself favor bookmark that go through it watch all of them yeah the red water comes yeah definitely watch the Milkman in fact when you watch the Milkman it'll suddenly make sense of a whole bunch of weird stuff Dave would randomly say that you probably didn't get until you do that's right that's right like I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits yes yes that yeah not like that what the hell am I [Laughter] watching what's the name of the uh David F the woman with three names the other

one um I keep thinking Meredith baxer Bernie but that's the mom from there's Hubert cumberdale yeah Hubert cumberdale marjerie Stewart Baxter marjerie Stewart Baxter that's it and Jeremy Fisher martyy Stewart Baxter oh it is creepy but it's just see I haven't watched it in 10 years and I still know it I know that was the Golden Era of the internet if you ask me oh yeah totally like there was some [ __ ] but not enough people knew how to do the internet for there to be that much [ __ ] I have to turn this off yeah it's probably going to disturb you I don't know what I just watched yeah I think Luke's too fragile for Salad Fingers maybe it's yeah better if he was asking for a spoon and then there was a scream and then he was touching a rusty kettle cuz he likes it

when the red water comes I don't want to watch anymore let's talk about something fun all right cool uh I watched a movie this week I said I was going to watch it last week uh and I did watch it I went and saw life okay David anonb um BBC documentary yeah that's the one no this is a this is a horror well science fictionthriller slh horror film set on the International Space Station uh and it was [ __ ] really good iing I recommend it yeah go see it I will yeah it's like uh a bit like alien and gravity got smooshed together well I love Alien and I tolerated gravity so I didn't like gravity very much but uh this made it good yeah cuz there was an alien and make everything better don't watch any trailers or anything CU I may have already said too much not really

cuz it's that's just the basic premises they're up on the International Space Station it's set in like the future uh like the near future mhm I think and they've got uh next week or no a couple years maybe I don't know if they say the year but there's like a a a soil sample coming back from Mars on like a unmanned probe and uh the crew of the ISS has to get it and examine it and they find some stuff well that sounds [ __ ] great got Ryan Reynolds and Jake gyllen Hall as gay astronauts I might go see it this week well that would be a spoiler then all right I'll uh I'll just have to find out for myself I'm not going to go see it this week why not Luke the only showing that they have each day is at quter to 5 yeah they probably play it in Italy Luke I might be seeing it there I

don't go there anymore you don't what just as a rule my computer is my computer is still a virgin oh man mine isn't although I did just buy a laptop today for the reason to go to Italy so right yep is that I want to keep this computer all nice and pure and the other one's just going to be a [ __ ] is that cuz you don't know how to how to not get infected by things is that what you're worried about oh I'm going to get infected no I mean on the on the the laptop not on the the desktop oh you because you're on Windows I guess because this computer's so good and it's going to run games so well I want that to sort of stay as good as possible for as long as possible whereas the laptop I don't care if it goes a bit slower yeah

you don't care if it gets viruses and stains on it and no yeah no I just want as long as this computer can play games quickly I'm happy quickly like right now yes on demand well I saw a film today actually that you may be interested in hearing about yeah I'm interested in seeing it I might go this way maybe that film is Ghost in the Shell I haven't heard great things about that yeah I haven't either uh but let's do you do you want my opinion or should I wait until we've all seen it no opinion give your opinion cuz I might not go in which case it'll be too late n Go uh I really liked it okay that's my short review I really liked it really enjoyed it there are some things that let it down for sure uh let it down quite a lot actually so right it uh it's

a movie that is quite good could have been better but uh could have been worse I had fun what I've heard it's sort of like it's its own movie but then it's also remake in a movie and it's also got some of the show in it it's sort of a bit of a mix bag yeah look it's been years since I've seen the original Ghost in the Shell and I've only seen the first film I haven't seen any of the spin-offs so it's it's hard for me to say what was original and what was not other than that they recreated some shots exactly uh that I recognized um I won't get into detail about what I didn't like about it until we've all seen it so we can check then but we'll discuss it next week no matter what yeah that's right I'll definitely try I give you guys one week yeah I think that's

fair for movies two weeks is plenty of time if you wanted to go see it you would have made time to go see it in that time sure yeah fair enough I'm not going to go see it well just pretend that you did okay just watch the anime watch the original yeah exactly and then just just pretend like you don't understand that that's not the right one y yeah and then just download the anime watch that then download um Scarlet Johansson's pictures from the fppening and um jerk off to those and on your laptop was she I don't know if she was wasn't she I don't know I didn't look at the fing [ __ ] off you didn't I didn't yeah I didn't look either Luke yeah me either hon fening I'm researching it's

fine yes she was yeah no she wasn't she wasn't I don't know she was mate she was well look if she wasn't in the fening she had her own private fappening all right I'm pretty sure many people are just fappening without any downloaded photos yeah well no they're probably downloaded but not any leaked hacked and leaked photos yeah well not even hacked as we found out no just conned yeah or asked nicely for yeah can I have your password yeah right happening yeah now that we've seged on to fening is it a good time to uh to go into some dick news I don't think it's ever a bad time to do that now let's go back with this one it to get away it wants to fly

away what I really want to know is I mean that one's quite long as well but I like it that's what she said see I I like it cuz it could have stopped but it just keep it doesn't it's a medle yeah so there's a couple of instances of Dick news this week oh I know one yeah well I mean there somebody else has pasted something here about um horny snakes and I think that counts as dick news too so Matt why don't you lead us off this is an article I saw this week that just made made me laugh uh it's a research research being done at the University of Sydney mhm basically it's about how um their frenzied approach to The Mating Season is resulting in male snakes dying earlier and in worse condition than their female counterparts who prioritize

body maintenance over short-term reproductive success so basically uh red-sided G of snakes in North America the the males just want to [ __ ] and uh they just don't eat and uh they'll stay at the orgy site with for 21 days just not eating and just trying to get it on whereas the females will just turn up for a day and then leave yeah now this is all research into snakes right but this sounds very familiar to me and it sounds very similar to when we were like in our late teens and early 20s wait going to orgies just not maybe not ories but like you know not eating right not bathing oh yeah um just hanging around chicks for days and weeks just trying to get some

right slowly going insane yep whereas they would just rock up get what they wanted in the leag yeah they never had to try well so yeah so the the study has found that uh basically male snakes are sex obsessed and it is killing them how you found this out now or how do you pi [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] yeah I'm not I'm sure there's a there's a reasoning for that in the paper that wasn't the interesting part to me so I didn't bother looking into [Laughter] it pretty funny and uh how do snakes

have sex like have you seen an aurus snake sex let's see here I assume it's they've got a little little little pen that comes out of I'm to watch or something so I will tell you but they rep right yeah oh God what this is [ __ ] me oh no no listeners watch it in your own time you watching I'm just creeped out well they they hibernate underground for eight months uh of the year and they come out in Spring go to the or pit yeah the females will breed for a day and then go and live their lives where the guys will just [ __ ] hang out there trying to pick up is that what you do not eating you go three weeks without a

girl and you just don't come and then just [ __ ] whatever or anything like that or I mean the what do you mean three weeks fine I'll have sex with this snake I guess yeah I do anyway that's how you get the best technique you just got to hold the head just hold the head um speaking of Raiders of the Lost Arc uh can I tell you about a racial faux PA that I accidentally made this week please do these are my favorite you haven't had one of these for a while yeah [Music] [Laughter] cult with a [ __ ] black priest who rips you still beating heart out so you can watch it burst into flames as you die like what [ __ ] movie is this

who's the who's the target audience for this [ __ ] movie anyway he says his favorite movie is Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom I say are you serious you're like Temple of Doom over Raiders of the Lost AR and suddenly his jovial nature disappeared and he just said to me well there are no Indian characters in Raiders of the Lost Arc and there was just the most awkward pause and I just I just really didn't know what to say because there aren't and uh yeah suddenly realized probably should have thought about that yeah Fair Fair Point how about we just stick with the dick news well the other dick news gentlemen in Japan right now is the annual dick Festival yep and uh looking at these photos this is amazing yeah yeah it's called Uh canamar Matsuri we need to all

agree now in 2020 we go to this yeah sure this is uh the festival of the steel phace uh and it's a week Festival uh where the Japanese worship dick I like this because I this photo here of the of the parade with the they're carrying a giant dick on a what do you call those little platforms they used to carry you know the King on or whatever mhm the um you know what I mean there's a giant dick and then here' just got a little child eating a little popsicle which or Y or lollipop which is probably shaped like a dick cuz the other ones everyone holding up yeah that's right and you scroll down and there's a whole bunch of uh school girls sucking on Ice dicks y but the thing I like about this is it's not like it doesn't look like a

dirty filthy genital Festival it looks like you know what I mean it's like yeah they they're dicks but it's all very wholesome looking yeah I mean it's a fertility Festival right so I mean it's it's no different to the you know the old uh wooden carvings of pregnant women that uh yeah that a lot ancient cultures had but this is just giant dicks but one thing I find very weird is here you see all these ereck penises in like the lollipops and the candles and everything but if you watch Japanese porn that shit's all blurred that's so true Luke that is a very good point you're not allowed to show that's kind of that that kind of goes with what I'm saying though whereas this doesn't seem like like there's nothing pornographic about this no you know in fact it's

religious yeah it's it's really interesting I don't know I find the lollipops the red tip I love the girl in the photo uh with the you know the glasses with the dick yeah imagine a grouo marks mask except with a dick instead of a nose yeah she's just casually wearing that this looks really funny yeah I want to go yeah except for this scroll down to the last picture where you see a wide shot of the area right so they're outside this um uh like Temple packed everywhere giant dick in the middle uh one portaloo oh yeah see it there yeah that's the solitary portaloo at the dick Festival no you don't have to worry about toilets for Japan in over in

Japan they are all immaculate yeah that's true yeah till we get there um Matt how many how many how many toilets did you break on our America trip the first time it was at least two right too many Dan he did the same with me as well I don't know what it is I'm doing wrong broke one in a hotel one in a gas station I had to go down to the lobby of the Hilton in in Universal City and tell them that the toilet had overflowed if we're talking I don't know I'm yeah no go go for it go I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong well i' I'd say show us how you're doing it and we'll be able to probably pinpoint where you go wrong except that I don't want to volunteer for that job um earlier this week I was in Thailand shooting a toilet paper commercial right

#c career goals yeah um and uh we had this rather cute concept where we had um a whole bunch of little kids uh that had hooked up an adult to a lie detector and they got to ask all sorts of questions about about bathroom stuff you know have you ever entered the phone while in the bathroom and know all stuff like that and they know if the adult was lying um but we made the mistake well we made the mistake of of letting the kids just ask whatever questions they wanted right anything that we're curious about in terms of like um we we ended up with questions like this now of course this is all in thae right so I can't understand any of it on the fly right I have to have a translator to tell me so everyone's

asking and they're giggling about stuff and they they're all asking questions like have you ever farted in somebody's face and you know kind of just weird kind of slightly related slightly unrelated questions right and all the other kid they're all giggling and then one kid asks something and there's Dead Silence right just [ __ ] dead silence in the whole room uhuh and then my first ad just leans over to me and says he ask her have you ever smeared your body in your own [Laughter] [ __ ] and the answer well she didn't answer Itor there answer that's telling yeah that's right yeah she played the

fifth oh they have that in Thailand do they did you maybe after that start writing the questions for them yes yes we did yes look we absolutely did that's great well yeah I think we should all go to the dick Festival uh if you've got dick news dick news is the most submitted news by our listeners yes it is uh for obvious reasons if you've got some dick News podcast multip nerdgasm tocom facebook.com/ multip nerdgasm twitter.com nerdgasm uh instagram.com mulp nerdgasm or go to multip nasm.com and you can find all the other ways to get in touch with us and all other shows and episodes um go to patreon.com which is basically like throwing a tip into our virtual tip jar and um I think we need to have like

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shirts um makes sense but uh no Walter merch so if you're a budding artist and uh if you're like me and you love Walter merch then um I think you should uh do your own t-shirt upload it to TU and then uh that's available it's a good idea and you also be the only one so fans like me of Walter merch that go looking for Walter merch merch we'll only see yours so that's called a monopoly make two make two different designs we just to [ __ ] with my theory no no still you're you still got the Monopoly but that way people still have variety yeah yeah mhm mhm cuz if there's only one then you might be a little put off getting the one cuz everyone's going to have that one but this is a couple the cool thing about t publ is as well like most of the designs like if you

click on say like our little design here with our heads on it mhm like it the default is a t-shirt uh but you can have it if you scroll down you can get it on all sorts of stuff you can get a baby's Baby Onesie with our heads on it you know what we know somebody oh yeah and look they've got the stickers already look at the stickers there's a there's a big fan of this show that's just about to give birth really yeah I think she needs a multiple nerg and onesie for her baby look at this sticker I'm going to I'm going to copy and paste this into the spreadsheet look at this they've just they've Auto done this for us I guess oh oh that is fantastic I mean you could get us on a on a notebook you could get us on an iPhone case y although to be fair uh it seems

like the iPhone case features Luke and I quite prominently by virtue of the dimensions of the iPhone and the fact that our our images is horizontal probably go in and and just say don't apply that one to a an iPhone case thanks I'm fine with it Luke you're fine with it yeah I great with that yeah think maybe some the iPhone case could they maybe use that design on few more bit more of our stuff just the hoodie maybe you know what works really well on the iPhone case is the necronom logo oh yeah it's actually good the way it sort of cuts it off a little bit but not yeah but in a cool way right yeah oh yeah that is cool yeah there you go oh your sticker's rad also dude I should get one of them your sticker oh that is cool is so rare

that's really cool yeah multipl nasm.com merch Che out suggestion of putting it over the logo the Apple logo on your MacBook and I think that's exactly what you should do M all right I will it works pretty good as a baseball te as well yeah I'm still going to I need Simon to update my photo your Beard's not big enough exactly you know what we we are looking a little 5 years ago in this picture we all are yeah you know I've still got my kind of slanty emo haircut yeah I've got hair I'm not wearing a hat mhm can't see my dick that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time