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[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy um I have a question for you go on if you were a developer of a game M and You released it and some people weren't happy with it and maybe even saying like I don't know people are upset about um translation okay someone saying like the translation for this game is not good in German like it's like you just put it in Google Translate and put it out right um what would be your response to that I mean have I used Google Translate to do my translations because well no also what would you do to the person who gave you that

review I don't know where you're going with this man basically what uh this game developer done for the void of Shadows he's decided to of taking criticism under under the wing and going yep the translation may not be the best he's threatening to sue sue people oh right okay well that's not really appropriate no he suing for what slander pretty much yeah deformation yeah like he's basically saying like if there's any if we lose any money because of this I'm blaming you for it Jesus I mean look I mean somebody might one day translate this podcast into other languages and I'm pretty sure sure a lot of this is going to be Lost in Translation but listeners rest assured we're probably not going to suit for it yeah no like

translations's a tricky thing and like I I wouldn't know how to translate this into our podcast into other languages no so when you say the translations are off do you mean for subtitles the all right the subtitles for international versions now when they're not good does that mean they're just inaccurate or have they somehow managed to be offensive inaccurate right so no one's actually offended by this somebody's just written in and said hey your uh your subtitles are a bit [ __ ] and he's like I will see you Court pretty much wow okay yeah people could overreact a little bit sometimes I think I think there should be laws like restrictions on what you can sue for like surely this whole thing has gone too far now I've

actually been thinking about a lot about the dmca because pretty much if anyone puts in any claim for anything M Google's first thing so YouTube is to just take it down mhm and then work out the details later y I'm really starting to go maybe we should have if you don't have the claim to it maybe you have to pay something back cuz there's no you don't get in trouble for putting claims in and it getting taken down don't know the details but I know there's a musician who's putting in a lot of DM a claims on a lot of people reviewing this certain game CU she's saying she's got the right sort and stuff and it's just beinging brought down left and right and then goes back up later when they find out no she doesn't own the rights but there's sort of no repercussion for her

yeah I see so there should be a deterrent for making false claims to the dmca yeah yeah right for listeners if you don't know the dmca is the digital Millennial Copyright Act Right correct and uh obviously it's the governing body for I don't know where does it begin and end online [ __ ] yeah it's pretty much protects people's [ __ ] yeah yeah so if we make something and we put it out there we will still get the credit money that it makes yeah and you know I like everything these laws are put there to protect the artist so I mean that's good you know and we we don't want anyone ripping us off but then again if you want to criticize us publicly then you know we'll wear it yeah you know I'm going to take you to

one of the things that goes with it yeah I mean if you want to if you want to record parts of this podcast and and put him into a remix [ __ ] go for your life mate Matt does it all the time that's right do you want to animate this show with Go For It cartoon versions of Luke mad and I I mean [ __ ] knock yourself out to me that's just the beauty of the internet yeah I mean if you're passing something off and saying that you made it like if somebody started recording these shows putting them back up again and saying oh my friends Clifford Jeff and I do a podcast called multiple nerdgasm here we are then yeah then sure take that the [ __ ] down or if somehow you use multiple nerdgasm and you get rich off of it well [ __ ] cut us in yeah I say that like

that could ever happen but we will sell out in a second yeah that's right let's stop suing each other right it's just getting boring now yeah it's I don't understand it no there's a lot about this world I don't understand can I segue into an old segment that we used to have on this podcast in fact a listener this week has has kept this segment alive in his own right uh and I've been sent some [ __ ] watch pictures of course [ __ ] watch is one of our oldest ongoing segments where listeners from all over the world if they spot a [ __ ] they'll take a picture and they'll send it in because we love to see that we just we love dwarves and we like we love to see them out and about doing their own thing I've seen the photo but have you got more oh mate I've got [ __ ] watch up close and

personal news today I would like to tell you now and the listeners about my one onone interaction this week with a [ __ ] welcome how did it go okay so were you awkward look I was a little bit I did not know how to act bit of backstory we sold our sofa we bought a new sofa while we were waiting for The New Sofa to arrive people came and looked at it they said yeah we want it we'll arrange for a removalist to come and pick this up on a certain day right okay easy so uh I make sure I'm home on time from work at 700 p.m. in the evening the doorbell rings open it and standing there is a dwarf with one of those furniture removal trolleys and I was like oh the

the guy who's come to take my sofa is a dwarf and he's alone okay right so he comes in this dwarf comes into my house looks looks at the sofa says is that it I said yeah said know it's pretty big I said yeah he's like well you you going to give me a hand with this and I was like well sure uh okay sure so yep um he gets the trolley in place and I lift the sofa onto the trolley cuz the man's a dwarf right what's he going to do so then uh he proceeds to follow me to the elevator As I push the trolley with the sofa on it into the elevator at this point I was ready to just go see you later but he's like oh you'll you'll have to help me get this

into the van I was like okay all right what so we get into the elevator we go down to the the parking garage just kind of standing there awkwardly in the elevator opens it out or walking along he's like yeah here's my van up here he opens up the van I lift up the sofa and get into the back of the van and I wave goodbye and off he goes so I don't know what he was expecting is this his business that furniture but gets people to do it for him I mean you can't say no to the guy right yeah he's a dwarf like when you sold it and they went we will organize somethingone to come and collect it you're not thinking you're going to have to help no I'm thinking that I'd open the door a couple Bly guys had come yeah

that's right no that was not the case that's really odd I mean what would happen if I wasn't there you know or you said no yeah but how can you say no to a dwarf asking for help carrying things you really can't but yeah like what if you were there all I'm if he can do it go for it but if he has to rock up and ask for help every time but maybe did he not get all the information when going to this job look it's possible and the other side of this coin is maybe he has the best racket going he has managed to find a job that no one could possibly refuse to do for him yeah maybe every single place he goes to he just Walts Us in all dwarfy and adorable and says you are you going

to help me with this and they always do yeah no one is ever going to say no yeah no one's going to look the little guy in the eye kneel down look the little guy in the eye and say I can carry that yourself when he gets to where if he's taking it he's going to get there and go all right I need a hand to bring this up that's true right yeah I don't I don't know how this works good on him although somebody that he might uh that he might want to team up with right and then just because the universe balances [ __ ] out right the same week that I saw this [ __ ] I also saw a giant I'm not talking about like a really tall guy I mean I guess I am right yeah but I was at the airport and there was this guy that was easily 7 and

1/2t tall like so we're talking chewbaca he was a full full taller than the next tallest person in this custom Cube it was the largest human being I've ever seen don't say that very often no you don't and and it gives Credence to like you know ancient myths where they thought they were giants if the odd person grew to that size you'd be like yeah that's not a person that's another thing entirely well now I think about it I actually probably see more midgets than I do people that tall yeah same and I don't see that many midgets no unfortunately so yeah had two Runnings in the one week yeah I mean I'm going to see a griffin or a dragon or something next I'm sure of it well I don't think it works like that yeah I'm just seeing all these are

real all right settle down Rain on My Parade sorry someone's got to just bring you back in a little bit well are you going to tell me that robots that learn to speak their own language are not real either this is real but this is frightening as hell yeah yeah same as Griffins and this is Facebook Facebook need to cut this [ __ ] out yeah Facebook is starting to scare me if this is what they're doing if this is what Facebook are working on it's like I don't see how this works with Facebook so you've obviously doing other [ __ ] why are you creating robots that are teaching themselves new languages who's the guy who owns Tesla um Elon Musk El musk yep evidently him and Mark Zuckerberg having a bit of a fight over artificial intelligence all right that's musk is

going stay the hell away from it well I'm on Elon musk's side here to honest cuz I think Mark Zuckerberg is creating a monster I mean according to this article they're developing an AI uh and they program it to uh to use English uh I mean I don't know in what capacity using English uh and not some kind of computer language but I'll let that go but uh apparently it decided that English was uh too limiting and so it created its own new language uh at which case all the researchers went no we should kill this it actually does make a little bit of sense for it to to do it um cuz it's it's not when it's talking to humans it's when it's talking to another Ai and it is faster just to get rid of a

lot of our words but yeah that we don't want it to do that cuz then we don't know what the hell it's talking about yeah cuz that's that's exactly right that's exactly what I'm thinking is that robots are going to be talking about us behind our backs yep it's like when people go to a hairdresser yeah sure nail salons I don't know you see it in sitcoms you know uh a guy I used to work with his dad was a computer programmer in the uh the late 80s and early 90s right and uh he was at home once and his dad came home from work and said to him oh Ben uh you'll never guess what happened today I got uh two computers to talk to one another and Ben was just flabbergasted and just said what did they [Laughter]

say now a lot of people listening may not understand why why two computers talking to each other would have been a big thing back then true true this is back before internet that's that's right absolutely if you can imagine such a thing like my niece and nephew will won't know what a floppy disc is no no that's right I don't even think they they've ever used discs in a computer well that's right they they might not even know what a CD is but here's the thing so I got told I think I've said this on the podcast before but I got told by a young social media star uh that was appearing in a series that I did that you could tell an old man wrote the script the old man being me um because I use the phrase online and apparently they don't say online because

everything's just online there's no offline stuff what is it then that just is just is that's how it yeah yeah I can sort of see that but it's like there's no such thing as like online dating or online shopping because that's just how you date and Shop Etc I felt really old the other day I was playing a game um with Hannah and um some friends around her age yeah and um we're playing it's a spaceship game and I made a joke like keep firing [ __ ] where's that from space pools yep yeah everybody just looked at me with blank faces going what are youing talking about and I oh God no yeah like everyone just gave me the strangest look and I it's space pools there what's that oh God all right so the other day I had to produce an online

video that was uh explaining the meanings behind Millennial speak right uh but I had to Google almost every single one of these uh to find out what they actually mean and I'm going to go through the list now and see if you know some of them are easy some of them are not so easy okay okay so the first one is fomo you know what fomo is no fomo is fear of missing out so like if all your friends are out and you're not you've got fomo no I I just don't go out anymore and I like it like that right here's the next one bougie b o u j e e bgie bie no no never heard that either apparently it it means rich Elite and bossy right so the only thing

I can think of is that this is actually a millennial appropriation of the word Bourgeois which also means rich and Elite so yeah I mean I CU that doesn't doesn't sound like anything no like it's I I don't I don't know how I feel about this because on one hand right on one hand I'm kind of I'm touched the younger generation like referencing kind of leninist Marxist theory here when referring to the social Elite of our say whoever the [ __ ] that is right but also why do you have to cut it down to a word like bie like [ __ ] off if it is the same word it's like same number of syllables it's not like it exactly you making say it any faster so the next one is TBH that one I knew to be honest that's right next one that I only leared just

recently mhm mhm next one is on fleek and Fleek is spelled f l e e k if something's on fleek you know what that is just means it's it's cool or something yeah apparently it's it means it's perfect apparently also the phrasing started specifically to eyebrows and now just you can use it in any context yeah and knew I knew people tend to use a lot with makeup I believe right okay makeup your makeups on fleek yeah right oh now this one I I I I can't even I don't have you ever heard someone use the phrase to throw shade or have you have you ever thrown shade on someone yes but the only reason I know to throw shade is from rupa's drag

race right okay I've heard it used on there and they use it to kind of uh like to diss someone right yeah yeah see I would have thought getting shade thrown on you was nice like if it's a hot day and somebody throws shade on me I'm enjoying that I'm enjoying the shade yeah but no no that's sort of like to diss someone and make fun of them a little bit yeah yeah uh and the last one is goat so if I said to you uh this podcast multile nerdgasm is goat do you know what that means no no I I didn't either no like nothing okay goat stands for greatest of all time no no sorry you can go around just saying things a goat now if they're if they're really good and uh there you go

so assuming that we don't have any Millennials listening to this podcast I mean I'm assuming it's it's a whole a lot of like pre middle-aged people like us right I don't when does Millennial St start and stop I don't know I don't know but it's got to gone from like teens to like mid to late 20s I I think once you're in your 30s cuz I I do actually think some of our listeners May fall into that car category but they're not dicks yeah which is good that's how that's how I like to judge people are you a dick yes no if you're a dick I don't like it if you're not a dick you're cool with me yeah I think that's a pretty good metric now people who are dicks are the people who find this 5-year-old girl this is

almost so adorable that it's it would be funny if it wasn't so tragic like it's just a little girl 5-year-old making a lemonade stand like I've never done it personally but I've heard lots of people have tried to do it yeah exactly right and it's it's an institution right kids making an Lemonade Stand now you're right I never did one either because I think if you did it in our neighborhood I don't know bad things would happen to you but yeah so she just started it up and then what happened she was just approached by law enforcement went can I see your license yeah the shut her down and gave her a $246 fine that's a it's a bit ridiculous

yeah this is in England it's actually 150 fine and that's what it works out as so this girl uh there was a school fate at her school and she was there with her mom and she saw that all of you know these little stalls were selling things and she said I want to make a stall and her mom said well you could set up a little lemonade stall outside our house and there was actually a weekend where there was a music festival just down the street so she set up she made homemade lemonade she sted up I think she charged 10 or something for a for a glass of lemonade 50p there you go she charged 50p um and she was actually doing it's not really going to be making a lot of money or anything but for a 5-year-old she was doing quite good business you know what I mean um I'm trying to see

here if it says the what she uh what she made out of it but I mean it was right next to uh right next to a you know an outdoor Festival so I reckon people might have been gettings a glass of lemonade uh 30 minutes it uh it was up before three cops approached her asked to see her permit uh when she said she didn't know what that was uh they booked her and they wrote her a ticket for 150 fine for uh operating a business without a license look I could see if they wanted her to stop just going like go back inside you can't do this like that's calling her mom out and going hey it's really cute but actually businesses are complaining you know we can't be doing this but you know take it in yeah but not just there's no need to ride a tiet muscle the girl

straight to her 5-year-old face ride her a ticket how tough do you think these guys felt after doing this to a 5-year-old girl because evidently her reaction was to burst into tears and run inside saying mommy mommy what does this mean why do I have to stop the police say I can't have my lemonade store which that's a pretty that's how a 5-year-old would react yeah that's how I'd react to the police shut down my business now they have cancelled the fine have they okay that's good to know yes so they canceled it and they've gone and they even said like we expect our Law Enforcement Officers to show common sense and you said power sensibly this clearly did not happen so even the council wasn't on their side

that's that's good to know actually that they're like okay fine smartass yes technically it's illegal was five like if this had have been like a teenager young adult doing it yeah I could see it being shut down because they are sort of just trying to make money off a music festival and but yeah this is just a 5-year-old go of eliminates Dan let let her do a thing yeah that's right yeah cuz now she's going to be afraid to do try anything ever again yeah that's right because I mean let's be honest like we all knew about lemonade stands how many of us actually got off our ass and did it not many of us requires like effort yeah I didn't do anything entrepreneurial no I I I did for a little bit in Primary School oh yeah

what was that I had a business selling lollies oh okay so I would go to the shops walk past my school walk down to C par shops every morning and stock up on lollies and then I would sell them when I got to school making a little bit of profit yeah that's not a lot but enough that I could go down the next day buy some more stock and buy some stuff for me I I hope she comes up with another idea or maybe they come out and go look let let her know that she can do it yeah that's right don't just apologize and cancel a fine come back and go we'll help you set up for a day well here's the thing yes that would be that would be a nice to do and in fact if they really wanted to they they could you know give a shout out in the local paper

or something so a lot of people turned up and you know she had a lot of business that day that'd be really nice yeah but I wonder if there's some kind of Double Jeopardy that can work here right where is it she's been fined for illegally operating a business without a license and then that has been revoked so I wonder whether she's now got cut blanch to kind of of set up a company just anything yeah that's right yeah so she's got some kind of software piracy company going on outside the house and the police are powerless to do it because she's already been pardoned well I don't think I don't she hasn't quite been part I think they've just canceled the f I think there's a

difference sure yeah you're probably right I don't think she should set up the new pirate bay outside house there you go again raining on My Parade well someone's going Matt's not here yeah that's right it's true no voice oh Matt's not here everyone yeah mat in case you had notic Martha's Vineyard this week or somewhere I said he needs to stop going to new states have you noticed that every state he goes to now it becomes his favorite state yeah maybe we'll stop hearing about Texas for a while and uh and we'll just hear about Vermont instead I do like their covered bridges Vermont seems to me like the kind of place that would do really good jams you know does seem like that type of place preserves yeah with like little cloth Lids on the jars maybe we should go to Vermont I

could I felt I actually felt like a jam sandwich today oh yeah yeah I I do like jam didn't didn't have one cuz um bread tries to kill me these days but I felt like one ah mhm mhm well I'll do it to you there's no dick news today as far as I can tell but there is some vagina news now we don't have a jingle for vagina news because for some reason vagina news comes up far less frequently than dick news well it's because guys are much more happy to show their dick yeah that's true and send pictures of their dick to everyone whereas the girls not so much the other way it's like pulling teeth well as think no one wants to see a dick pick yeah I guess no one have you ever been sent an unsolicited vagina pick no no neither of I no I don't think

anyone's been sent one hint [ __ ] on Snapchat or just Dan multipler gm.com uh if you want go for it go for your life so what's happened with the vagina uh this is a woman who uh scanned her vagina and then uh used the scan to 3D print a kayak and she is now sailing around the world sailing rowing around the world in a kayak that is a giant uh yet exact Recreation of her own vagina any reason uh there's a quote here that just says I want my vagina to travel around the world which I would argue if she herself just traveled the vagina would also would go go go along with her and there's no need to

yeah yeah okay yeah maybe if she comes down to Australia at any stage I might go out and try and see her vagina yeah yeah well uh if you're listening I'm trying to find your name here uh Mei igarashi megumi I'm going to call you Meg me y uh when you uh when you sell past Australia uh well Luke lives in in a landlocked in land City uh call CRA but no if she lets me know I I'll travel up River river that that goes from the coast all the way into CRA that she could I don't think there is I don't think there is either no no okay if you're sailing

past [ __ ] Port anywhere on the East Coast anywhere on the East Coast the east coast is very very big let's say the east coast of New South Wales yeah of central New South Wales uh then uh just write in podcast at multiple nerdgasm tocom M nerdgasm on Twitter or multim gasm on all other social media let us know and Luke might pop out and say hi um so I've just glanced further down this uh this article and I've just noticed the phrase by the time she was arrested and so now I have to now I have to go back okay okay let's what is this Mami gashi took the Internet by storm when she was arrested for Distributing 3D printable files of boats molded off a vagina wait that's

illegal oh okay so here okay she 3D printed life siiz I.E small boats based off a vagina and was selling them on the Internet to raise money to print the giant one in which she's now sailing around the world but she spent 5 days in jail what was the what was she doing that was illegal I don't know but she does live in Japan and they do have some weird laws there yeah their laws are very strange yeah like you're never going to watch Japanese porn no oh God no but yeah I know I just find it very strange so she was selling cuz they've got the dick Festival over there they do have a dick festival and yet you're not allowed to show dicks in porn they're just erect dicks right but why would you show fled dicks in

porn I'll say what the law is okay fair enough but yeah so yeah I really want to know what she was arrested for it just seems weird Meg can you when you R in to let me know when you're coming past new P can you also let us know what you were arrested for yeah because it's going to either be that it's illegal to distribute likenesses of your vagina or any vagina in Japan but that seems like a stretch right maybe maybe this goes back to the lemonade store and she was just doing it unlicensed although does everyone with an Etsy store have a license I think it depends on the type of business you're doing like if you're selling one or two things no but if you're selling um a lot then yes you should be paying tax on that mhm

okay it's like people with eBay stores like if you us selling the occasional thing on there that's nothing but if we're selling 20 $40,000 worth of stuff every month that's a business yeah sure but I don't know that she sold that many of her vagina she'd almost got $10,000 that seems like a lot yeah I guess so but uh she blew it all on one really big vagina so to speak so to speak yeah so I don't know if we'll ever get a vagina news theme well Matt's away today so I'm going to be editing this week's podcast so I'll see if I can come up with something some kind of vagina news because I do think it it has come up a few times yeah you know and it may very well come up again in fact I hope it do it should come up

more we're in equal opportunities podcast here we can uh report the news on genitals of all Sexes vagina yep so the people out there sending in dick news s of vagina News podcast at m.com did you ever play the new Mass Effect look I played it uh and I got onto that first planet and I went underground and I chased people around and I I came back out and I set up a little thing and then I was like if the rest of the game is also this I'm already bored so I never played it again I was just I was very upset by that game I I finished it like because you do I

that's what I do but I don't know what I felt could have made that game a lot better was when you were out colonizing worlds if you saw the world build up around you and stuff mhm instead of hey we've just got a base here now and then that's it yeah I think it'd be cool if you saw it sort of grow and more people Rock up and things happen I think that's what that game was missing among other things but yes yes well yeah it was just uh it was just unrewarding all around not just for a not just for the players no well the BioWare boss um Aaron Flynn he um he's quit yeah this can't be a coincidence right uh no I don't think it can be it has to be because it's also the guy who's replacing him mhm um is the guy who left the company

back in 2014 oh okay he worked on the original mass games so uh so he's coming back so it really has to be a I screwed up okay so we we basically can blame Aaron Flynn for this game I think so yeah okay well that's great because I mean it was a gargantuan flop I mean for something like Mass Effect especially Mass Effect 2 like is is universally acclaimed right like everyone still loved Mass Effect 3 except for ending yeah but then they fixed that so if you didn't play it straight away you got a perfectly good ending but yeah like all they had to do they they the game didn't even look as nice as Mass Effect 3 did yeah it's true yeah it's very true and it was on a new console and yeah they really just screwed it yeah and the game play was

like back to the Mass Effect one driving little cars around and I don't know why they enjoy that really yeah I en always enjoy driving the car around I just I just wanted to get there talk to people convince aliens to have sex with me well that's I think it would have been better if you were driving that car around for a reason and you were like discovering parts and if you have sex in the car you could stop you can let an alien in and [ __ ] it in your car I'm thinking more about exploring and going oh here's a mine we'll set up a mine here and we'll set up a farm here like stuff that you would have to do if you're colonizing a planet not just go uh there we'll land there yeah all right um I'm off to find another planet for us yeah yeah um did you build

relationships and and have all those experiences like in the previous games in this one because no like I know you can but yeah I never actually got it on with anyone yeah that's disappoint oh trying to Irish girl who flies a ship oh yeah yeah what the the highly religious one yes wow you chose a real tough one I mean you yeah you had the difficulty level set to hard that's for sure I said one thing wrong and we're now friends right you got friends owned y yeah I'm still waiting they should be some DLC coming out for it but are they going to bother I'd be surprised if they wouldn't because I think there was like a a DLC pack you could buy when it first

came out like the yeah there was I believe standard yeah deluxe edition or something so I'd be surprised if it does it's still going to be extra cash for them yeah cuz I would buy it yeah I guess so and people are still playing this multiplayer which I still never understood multiplayer for the Mass Effect games come on no I don't know you never know I mean maybe they'll release some kind of DLC for it that makes worth playing the game I I famously said on this podcast before that the DLC for BioShock Infinite was better than the actual game that was I only just played that recently good is it yeah I never played it the first time can great it's great you're running around with Elizabeth and yeah bioshock's just a great game all around even infinite I like oh I loved

it I I loved it too I mean it's certainly had its limitations and I I wasn't I wasn't a huge fan of uh the combat or of having a zip around on that little hook but uh the story was just so engaging I mean we should dig out that quote Dave uh said back when he was on the podcast about uh about reasons he struggled with the story you don't understand how sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter cuz I cuz I re-released him on the Xbox one I played through and moral again and two two was a great game and I don't think I realized at the first time playing it well I skipped two played that third so I I played the first one and then I was late to the party so the third one was coming out which is why I played the first one skipped straight to

the third and then went and filled in the blanks with the second so yeah I think the second one when it came out I played through it and liked it but then when I went through and played it through the second time I went no this is a lot better than I remember but it's so similar to the first one I guess I could I could understand if somebody was disappointed with it because it didn't really do a whole lot new it was basically like oh you like the first game here's as many levels again yeah now I can see here you've been playing limbo again yeah I got nostalgic for limbo and uh and popped it on did you ever play limbo yes yeah um did the spiders used to scare you cuz let me tell you even when you know they're there they still scare the [ __ ] out of

you it's a really creepy game sound design on this game honest to God deserves [ __ ] whatever Awards they give to sound designers for games because this so visceral [ __ ] creeps me out it's fun it's fun playing it again but even just the design of it like just the you could see the white of your eyes then everything's just like black and gray and yeah I might have to play that again there is an achievement I want to get in that I never will okay complete the game with only dying five times oh okay I guess you could do you'd have to play it through first and they try to remember where things were that killed you yeah you'd have to play all out but from what I've read and heard you basically you know the ending where you jump through

the window mhm you basically need to have your lives for that part right yeah yeah yeah cuz how many times do you die there yeah that's right did you ever play braid yes braid was one of the other Indie ones that was out roughly the same time as limbo that I just really loved as well there was that was a great year for Indie Games there was those two I think Fez was out that same year do enjoy Indie Games me too it's just a shame we don't we don't get as many indie games on the Xbox as Matt does yeah that's right um because they just don't get released outside of America yeah he's in a good place which is so not fair I I want to play them and I do but I have to go out of my way to play them yeah well I picked limbo up just on Steam recently because I think

it was $4.99 or something so Microsoft gave me my copy oh thanks Microsoft was nice of you every day again I just get a message on Xbox to go hey here's a code for a game I go okay we use this I stupidly bought a game on Steam last week that's uh Windows only so uh that that happened and I can't even give it away like I can't even gift it to you now can I no because you purchased it for you at that time so you it is yours and you will be able to play it the second you log on to any Windows machine yeah yeah I been playing pretty much nonstop for the last 4 days clicker Heroes clicker Heroes I am addicted to this game I just cannot stop playing it it's

terrible mhm it's never sto before yeah but this is a game that to get all the achievements will take like 500 hours right um a whole bunch of little monsters including a sheep with horns and a Snowman yep okay and all you do is click a button to attack them mhm and then buy Heroes to attack them on your behalf and you keep leveling up and leveling up and leveling up that's the game right okay I'm um yeah I just cannot stop playing it and it's but it's a game where you can turn off do something else come back to it and your money builds up again

so it's a lot of just idor time and yeah it's driving me crazy I spent last night I was up to 2:00 in the morning playing this game I'd watch an episode of Broad City played the game for half an hour watch another episode of Broad City I've never seen Broad City um it's different H I'm still don't know if I like it okay I always like that with glow but I think glow is good and want to start watching that soon yeah yeah I think you might like it actually if you tolerated orange as the New Black you'll tolerate the level of schz in this orange as the New Black I think is a great show except for the person who spased around I think if they took her out of it sure I think it'd be a better movie yeah look I started

watching it when it first started and I thought it was okay but then it just got a little schaly for me and and I and I tuned out after the first series but um this one's got a little bit of schz but some cool stuff too so I advise you to check it out you you particular and I like it's Aubrey Brie Allison Brie yeah I do like her and it looks nothing like her you see more of her than I ever thought I'd see no I I think she is that type that will show a bit more she does I'm telling you she she has that girl next door look but then I think her personality is a bit more well I think that's kind of that is her character in the show actually so finny you should say that all right I'm going to I'm

going to sit down and watch it then yeah you should you should yeah I've been trying because I'm got to wait because that'll be a show I watch with Hannah yeah yeah yeah yeah so I need to wait for Hannah to be ready and so she's just finished all her tests and study for you so maybe now the time yeah so by the time uh By the time uh she's ready to watch that she may also be ready to watch uh Justice League uh that comes out soon segue there I don't know if she has any intention to watch Justice League but uh uh she does but only for um Wonder Woman right yeah yeah fair fair uh she probably going to be the only good thing about it yeah only good well even in Batman v Superman she was the standout in that yeah I would

agree with that I I thought both Batman and Superman were good in that movie uh just the movie around them wasn't very good the whole Martha thing oh God that was just lazy lazy writing yeah that that that was really bad and the the whole handling of Doomsday as well not Not only was that a wasted opportunity to later do you know a a good Death of Superman adaptation and used dday properly but it was just it is what it is yeah cuz they're still making money so so what's happening in the new one though apart from a terrible script and well you know they're uh they're going back and doing re-shoot and when I say they I mean uh Jos Weeden right yeah he's doing re-shoot um

apparently he's doing so much of the film over again that he might actually get the directed Buy credit on this oh wow over Zack Snider although I tend to think he maybe he'll op to share the title I think he probably would share especially for the reason Zack stepped out exactly right it's it's come pretty late you know the all the marketing's already done for this and everyone's moved on to other jobs specifically Henry cavl has moved on to uh Mission Impossible 20 or whatever they're up to mhm uh and uh for that film uh he has a big [ __ ] off mustache that he is contractually so I mean I don't know whether it's just always going to look like Superman's got

a fat lip probably would be something if you didn't know about it you probably wouldn't notice it yeah but we know about it now but we know now so it's going to be right there you know that Caesar Romero had a mustache for every episode of Batman the original series as he played The Joker and listeners if you don't believe me go back and watch it they just paint makeup over it have you seen the Lego version of him no he has a little mustache what yeah oh my God that's amazing that is that is amazing I think I think that's really nice touch yeah that is that's great cuz I also did find it funny that that's how he just played the character just yeah not shaving it just pain over it P over it I want to go back and watch

all of the old Batman shows yeah I've uh I've thought about doing that too like I've seen the movie a few times over the years especially that bit where it's just I will bash him brutally I love that so much I bash him but I don't think I actually saw a lot of the television show but that I can remember I remember it being on and I can remember the end of it like tune on next time and but I don't think I remember many of the episodes yeah I I think there's a lot of them too right I mean this is this is back when something used to be on twice a week and uh and there was just endless episodes of it yeah um but obviously when we were kids it was only on as a rerun and I think think it was on quite sporadically I remember sometimes it would just come on in the

afternoon and it was like I'd won the lottery yeah you used to suck being a kid kids now can just literally type [ __ ] into the internet or as they call it just the world they just type stuff into the world yeah like people don't have to worry about tuning in to watch anything on television anymore see how many episodes were there there was Game of Thrones Game of Thrones is literally the only show I still watch episodically and I only do that because I don't want the internet to ruin it for me before I had a chance to see it yeah which is fair enough yeah and um I'm also all for that because you're standing by the rule of if you want to watch it you make time to go and see it yeah that's right yep like but you can't complain after two weeks after a week of Game of Thrones being

out You' had your choice um oh yes so I'm even having a look at um the Batman television show they used to the first episode was on the 12th of J 1966 and the second one came out the 13th of Jan so they used to have two episodes a week right oh hence same bad time same bad Channel basically you tuned in the next day to see what happened yeah that's pretty cool yeah and I've I've kind of caught bits of it just through popular culture over the years it really makes me want to go back and watch it like a different bad guy in every episode you know like do you happen to remember Bookworm Bookworm R it rings a bell Rody McDow who played Dr Zas in Planet of the Apes uh in a giant book costume yes yes just looked terrible

yeah yeah yeah like I mean what can you do with it you know what I mean um it's just occurred to me that I said Dr Z of course I mean Cornelius okay so stop writing your [ __ ] letters everyone stop it but that's the thing I liked with all B from what I've sayen it like it was just it was what it was yeah yeah that's right yeah and in some ways I kind of wish they do another Batman like that it' be better than the Batman we've got now unfortunately yeah I'm sorry to say I actually I honestly thought um Affleck was going to be an okay Batman I think affle is an okay Batman I think I just don't think he's been given anything to work with yeah exactly right and I think maybe if they' let him write the script and

direct the film that he was going to because I love the films that affle directs like I'm actually very scared for the stand alone Batman movie yeah I know cuz remember asle went like if it's good I'll direct it then he went I'm not directing it but I'll write it and now he hasn't even written it yeah and then there was a rumor he didn't even want to do it I don't blame you for wanting to get out yeah I know I know I mean it's there a lot lot of pressure though to get this right like this also stops him from doing anything else yeah well that's true but I what else you going to do [ __ ] Batman what would you prioritize excuse me what would you prioritize over Batman um well this Batman anything I don't know man maybe probably contracted for at least another two

movies if not three or four mhm and that's going to take him out of time for like 6 months a year for of them with all the advertising and everything and that could be the time he could spent writing and directing a movie he actually likes at least it's going to be better than Aquaman mate Aquaman looks ridiculous in the Justice League I I can't imagine seeing a whole movie of that too because I have a feeling I'm going to cringe anytime he's on screen I would be happier with the bright orange suit yeah and I don't know about Jason M Mo man I mean look you know I'm I'm a fan of Game of Thrones you know and the half season of that he was in he was fine but I mean from a yeah like he wasn't actually in it very long was he

no and I think he's probably still better known for Baywatch than anything else no I actually honestly think he's there because of Game of Thrones yeah and that's a not a good reason to put someone in a movie no that's right but cyborg looks terrible oh yeah cyborg looks real bad feel bad The Flash I actually don't know why they didn't use the flash from the television show yeah I mean it it would make sense right if they're trying to create this extended universe that their TV would cross over with the films but not so much cuz I know the Marvel one does yeah they're having like the Defenders and then yeah but Agent Carter and the Agents of Shield and they're all the same yeah like it's all there's

consistency there but with DC they've gone no cuz even if you look at the two flashes they're pretty much the same character well we'll see to me they look similar oh look I'm just disappointed that my favorite character from the Justice League is not in this and that is Martian Manhunter or is he well if he is I'll eat my hat but I'm pretty sure he isn't well if they are sticking with the oh no there are aliens so yeah yeah there are I was about to say if they're sticking with the whole series seeing there won't be aliens in it but then I remembered Superman yeah it's not that serious plus I mean there we've already seen in Batman's flashbacks or Flash

forwards or dreams or whatever they are that there's whatever that insect people in the desert in the future so why did they not explain whatever the hell that was I don't know [ __ ] I want to watch that again I I've almost got to remind myself how bad it was like just yeah in the middle of the thing there's a sort of weird flashback or was it a dream or we'll never know or maybe we will maybe that's what the justice League movie is it's such a shame cuz I do like Batman yeah me too I know it seems like I don't no and I like Superman too I just don't think they've done a good Superman movie since like 1979 and that was back when he was it was sort of the the camp sort of sort of serious sort of not one yeah yeah that's right Superman 2

was a little more serious but yeah it's still they were still having fun with it back then yeah that's what I keep saying like DC they're missing the fun let's talk about something fun do you want to talk about uh the fact that Chewy's wife might be new Star Wars what's her name I can't remember her name I know I can't remember either but I assumed that you would remember it starts with the w I know his son's lumpy malatak malatak yeah and I think he calls him Mala yeah cuz lumpy was actually low back chac so everybody had to have a weird end to it yes if you don't know we know about Chewy's wife because of a little thing called Star Wars holiday special that um greatest thing ever everyone should watch it people will try to tell you doesn't exist but it does there is a

frame from the new Han Solo solo movie that possibly eludes to chew's wife yeah and it's sort of like it's a bit of a spoiler for Ron how to sort of put out there yeah maybe although you know I mean this is a about a young hand solo so you assume that maybe a young chewbaca will make an appearance well no I was expecting chewaka but yeah sort to have his wife on there and if you do cu the reason why it doesn't really look like it would be his wife so if you can see two two characters that probably look Wy like and then you also got chewbaca just standing behind him yeah think about that fotot the entire time that chewy is seen in any of the films prequels original trilogy and and the

new ones he's got a wife just sitting at home on kashik waiting for him to come home go do you know what [ __ ] time it is shaca well the way the story used to happen originally was Han joyed the Imperial Navy as a pilot right he saw a captain or Lieutenant beating this Wookie so hard he was going to kill it and that's where Han Ste in to save Chewbacca's life and that's where Han ends up getting kicked out of the Navy and Chewbacca gave a life debt to her okay and that's how that sort of all happened right don't know how that works now yeah cuz I'd say that's possibly slips into Legend now and they reserve the right to come up with something new cuz that was yeah the re yeah cuz Han grew up sort of around P Pirates and

stuff and he learned to speak W from the ship's cook right and that's where he sort of got along well with Wookies and yeah then he grew up join the Navy and yeah that's I like that story it makes sense to me I don't know what they're doing there I love how it's the Navy not the Air Force I know they're ships they're space ships but why aren't they the Air Force well they're not really flying in air they're not on water well they're not in the air you'd have to think of a whole new name for them fine like the Air Force would be if they The Garrison flying on the planets sure that would they'd have the Air Force there but then yeah they're out in space s of they're the Navy cuz that's no why are they the Navy that's it doesn't make any sense even if you look

at our navies on earth right yes on on the planet Earth go on on the planet Earth the ship the planes that fly off the aircraft carriers they're actually still part of the Navy yes and the ones on land are the Air Force so they've just taken that why are foot soldiers now called marines when Marine literally means from the ocean I I don't know [ __ ] but I think they've just taken the whole thing Tak taken over everything land has become the a planet and space has become the sea so it's sort of the same okay I'm making it up I have no idea you know cuz this oh [ __ ] we're getting close to buying tickets for um episode 8 [ __ ] yeah man they will go on sale soon and that'll be a midnight screening oh yeah yeah yeah my

goal will be to get invited to a Disney screening which are only on the day before yeah you cuz they don't want anything to get out but still there's a chance now I did go to the premiere the Disney Premiere last time but it was the the one that was open to the media and stuff like that so I saw it as it came out but not not before not four this time I want to go to midnight screening I also want to go to the cinema that costs three times as much so I don't have to sit next to people good point good point I want the recliner chair I want them to bring me drinks as I'm watching it cuz that's the one thing I hate about going to the movies now sitting next to people I know like sitting next to Hannah is is great no I love that but sitting next to other

people disclaimer but I'm sure you're the same oh I absolutely am the same I mean I was in Dunkirk last week and the woman next to just kept checking her phone and I I bit my tongue but I wanted to just be like the [ __ ] is wrong with you at least that's why I've got my watch I can just check on my watch now I may not be allowed into your house again so you're getting the Google Glass go glass is back for Christ sake everyone thought it went away but no it is back what's happened why why are they thinking that this is now a good idea again um I think they're starting to find a market for it right um they St to go for businesses and stuff but they've got a the new version of it has a better camera in it and this is what I really want is not going to help me letting you

into my house man well the reason I want one now is for when I travel when I've got the walking stick it's actually hard to stop and take a photo okay sure so what I want to use it for is when I'm walking around I can just use the glasses to take a photo without having to stop and find somewhere to put the walking seek and then get my phone or camera out so that's why I want I'll give you that I'll give you that so they're back I just need to work out where to get a couple of thousand dollar for from I'll say this they're less ridiculous than the the Snapchat specs which are basically the same thing and you know I I know somebody who has these and not only are they the most ridiculous looking glasses that you can

buy but they've also got this big kind of LED display that shows when you're being filmed so that you can't film someone without them knowing so it's it's pretty ridiculous to look up and see someone just staring at you with ridiculous glasses while these little LED circles go around in the circle yeah like um if people were going to film you without knowing they wouldn't be buying these there are other things out there that they can get but no this is they've got now they've got an 8 megabyte uh pixel camera oh okay so that's good enough that I could use now so I won't be as good as my phone but I think it'll still be good enough to use and I can get some nice shots with it

yeah okay I will so I will still need to have that the front of your house yeah or you're just not allowed your walking stick in my house so that you're free to take pictures with your hands that that would be fair okay what color should I get thinking blue they going to do the thing that they talked about where they were going to be designers designing the different frames or is it just the the metal pair with the the clear glass and then that little box sticking out the ones I'm looking at now don't even have like the lenses anymore oh right it's just like a frame so it sits there and then the little boxing that you look at huh so they're getting they're sort of streamlining it a bit more they actually need to work out how to claim them as a

tax deduction you know what it looks like now it looks like uh the one of those laser tag things that we used to have when we were kids lock on lock on exactly God lock on was fun yeah it was really fun pretty much what lock on is is laser tag yeah but you could play at home yeah or in the case of us we could play at Kemp's house in the bush when the can you buy them anymore oh I can found one gun well have fun playing with yourself that's all for this week thank you you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and iTunes to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time