The Incident: Cyberpunk 2077 Gameplay Reveal & Hereditary Review

I saw the most amazing thing driving to work the other day something I not seen in probably 15 years okay and it's confused me welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy you rode past a Time zone or intensity it's a bit like that remember when you used to when you were driving along and you people had cassette tapes in their car yes and they used to just throw it out when it broke and you'd see like the ribbon over the road I saw that what you saw a gutted

cassette tape on the road I saw a gut on the road also and I'm who just was like ah tape stopped working [ __ ] right out the window no no but he's right back in the' 80s he used to see tape sometimes you would see them if you were driving behind the bus I used to catch the school that's for sure cuz we used to release them into the wild from the windows of the bus but so baby it was just yours all seeing everywhere but I'm trying to work out who still has a cassette tape in their car well maybe they didn't maybe they opened their glove box and were like what's this cassette tape doing in there I don't I don't know how to play this did you happen to see like a Holden Tano or something around as well did you happen to see a young mad ham out the window of

a bus yeah bus pretty sure you can't even open the windows on buses these days no cuz people keep people used to let the tape out of cassette tapes out the window look either we've got to make cassette tapes obsolete or we got to fix the windows or both two separate departments were like I'm on this you have to smash the windows now with that little Hammer yeah I've always wanted do that I've always wanted do that you look at it you go I could just pick it up I want to see how good it such a little Hammer I once tried to remove one from the little cradle that it sits in and an alarm went off and the bus driver pulled over and I I said sorry I won't do that again had you been drinking no no this is when I was younger this is like when they first brought out the

buses that didn't have [ __ ] windows I could throw my tapes out of you like I got to throw this tape out at any cost sorry may I was just I just wanted to get rid of this tape and uh but you know I'll I notice there's no tape bins on this bus mate so either you open the window or I'll open one for you so that was just my story from the week I like to think it was uh best of Queen the tape I was letting out I had in my head it would have been Abba I did have the Queen's Greatest Hits but then who didn't yeah who didn't well in good Omens uh any cassette tape that's left in a car for too long inevitably turns into the best of Queen that's right well I still remember the first cassette that I actually purchased myself what was that

[Laughter] albums on Spotify not that anyone has ever [ __ ] done this except me but the only ones that are on there are like the songs that you would assume are in the public domain like Christmas carols and and yeah none of the licensed stuff I had the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas album so I can probably get my Nostalgia fixed but I know what you mean about you probably being the only person to ever search for that because yeah I've I've been looking for something recently that I'm pretty sure no one in the world even remembers let alone once when I was a kid theyed used to be a song on an ad for Australia Post the post office uh and the name of the song was the post he keeps you posted and I

like that song so much that my my grandparents bought it for Me on vinyl uh which sounds very hipster but this was this was in a time where vinyl was a thing bought me the bought me like the 7in single right and I used to play it as I went to sleep I've searched high and low for that and I can't find not only can I not find a copy of that vinyl album not only can I not find that song anywhere I can't find any mention of it in any context it's like it's just disappeared from the world other than my memory I had or I guess my my parents had and I've just remembered this and now I need to to check with my mom and see if they still have this the [ __ ] Star Wars disco vinyl oh which really might be worth which might be worth money look if it's not worth money it's

cly worth getting out anyway and putting on the so I'm going to I'm going to ask it's worth money I'm prepared to give money for saying mom Luke's coming for a visit yep make him a cup of te yeah and then haggle haggle over the price with him yeah yep all right I I'll ask actually because yeah we had a we had a pile of Records in the house and that was definitely amongst them my dad's got this great record collection of like 1970s era Proto heavy metal and uh oh wow I want it so badly and he won't he won't give it to me and I have a vinyl player and he doesn't and he still refuses to let me even just have it at my house maybe you maybe if you'd become a doctor or a dentist D you could that's right yeah oh wait no what did he want

you to be he wanted me to be a professor of linguistics that's very specific so yeah that's right [Laughter] well that's great in hindsight it actually would have been fairly easy for me to please my father because he was very very specific in what in what the stuff that he wanted me to do well in local news here uh there was an incident this week uh right up the road from my house that I thought might interest you and the listeners I'm interested by anything that has to be described as an incident you know yeah well this is definitely an incident uh there's a put the article in the in the show notes look I saw the article there but Matt because this was a local to you I I didn't want to read what some uh some journalist had to say

about it I want your unique insight into it all right so um there was a there's a 13-year-old boy lives somewhere around here 13-year-old autistic child that lives clearly lives somewhere near me who uh who I guess very vague there Matt know I guess he lives somewhere near me I mean I don't know where all the 13-year-old boys live why would no cuz it's the the fire station just up the road for me um he he I guess was visiting the fire station uh cuz he loves firemen right he's obsessed with fan uh that's I guess that's his you know like his autistic he's that's his thing he just [ __ ] loves fan can't call him on it that's his thing that's his thing so he's at the fire station uh for a visit and then and then they say

all right mate time to go and he freaks out cuz he doesn't want to leave runs over climbs in an ambulance locks the doors starts the ambulance because they leave the keys in them for emergencies and [ __ ] takes off in it across like just out across the the highway uh and in and just into the woods taking out a guy in a bike as he goes what oh oh God and it crashed a $300,000 ambulance uh into the woods and you can watch the video of it on uh I just watched it then yep that's amazing so L can you give me a little little play byplay of the video all right it's just an ambulance driving straight across the highway and a motorcycle just plowing into it and this the ambulance just drives off into the woods never to be seen again well they did find it but but the the guy on the bike said

that he assumed being that it was an ambulance that the driver knew what they were doing and so he just was kind of like like oh I I don't need to slam the brakes on it's probably an emergency yeah yeah they're used to this that's right no it just PL into him imagine the irony of being injured by an ambulance yeah and if you watch that footage Again Luke you'll see that actually uh one of the firefighters leapt onto the ambulance to stop well to try and stop it and you can see him jump like into the road to to like he jumps off the ambulance to to try and get away like just as the bike's about to hit you can see a man jump off the ambulance see this is why it's actually ille to leave keys in the car well apparently that's standard policy here

and then the article says that they're actually going to review it because the idea is a stupid policy in case a 1-year-old autistic child tries to steal your ambulance I actually spoke to someone the other day cuz I saw a lplat sitting on parked on the side of the road with the car running and I saw the passenger get out and run across the road to the shops so I've actually gone I've knocked on the window and gone police walk cuz the police station is like a block up of going police walk down here to get lunch you might want to turn the car off because yeah you're you can get in trouble for what you're doing and they had no idea Luke's become one of those old men who goes around and corrects young people by pointing out that the things they're doing are against the law

and then he smashed one of the lights and said by the way your blink is out yeah step out of the car son I was just Tred to help because police do walk up and down there and I didn't want them to get into trouble Luke doesn't want the Poli getting any more money than they already do well Luke doesn't want the police involved in anything he does because you know they come over for a routine check of something they start looking too much into things and then they might find things that Luke doesn't want them to find yeah I don't want anyone coming to my house to see the sex toys I've purchased for this show yeah yeah the cops are like everything seems to be wait a minute what is that what is that green vagina yeah on a stick that would just be camora

what out magic eightball butt plug why why is there a framed photograph of Matt ham licking it what's sticking out of it that's my penis officer hey what's this review of a game that's banned here that's been ER Ras it doesn't exist it doesn't exist don't know what you're talking about speaking of band this is a very loose segue go on band on hold you know you see where I'm going with this yeah yeah yeah we got some followup sure do and and and as usual the Guardians of the Galaxy part three followup is given to us straight by Dave Batista who is the only person who cares about the fans enough to just keep us constantly updated a of what the studio is doing and a

[ __ ] no he doesn't it's like he want I was a wrestler and now I'm a movie star and I don't give a [ __ ] yeah he's one of those people he's independently wealthy now so he does he doesn't need to do movies so he's like [ __ ] you yeah he just does them cuz they're hell of fun and he only does ones that he thinks he's going to have a lot of fun doing like Guardians 3 which is now not going to have any fun like Arnold schwarzen I was going to say and then I just remembered I learned something I'm been reading um Arnold schwarzen niger's bio autobiography uh and uh and we'll come back to the Guardians 3 news in a minute but I just wanted to tell this little anecdote when he was a child in in in in um Austria he and his brother there was a book that they had in the house that

they used to pretend was a Bible they used to pretend that they were like priests giving a service and so they there was this book and it was because it was the biggest and most interesting book in the house and it was full of all these pictures of all this really cool [ __ ] like buildings and statues and and trains and train stations and there was a sounds like the Bible of me Matt go on right oh well interesting that you should say that Dan uh one day the book went missing and then he asked his mom about it and then she said oh we had to we had to get rid of it and he was like what the [ __ ] uh turns out and it had blank pages with numbers right which it was kind of like you know like one you could kind of pace things in there mhm it was uh an achievements of the Third Reich um book

and you got stuff to put in there when you gave money for the war bonds oh my God and because his father fought for the Nazis mhm wow yeah and when they when they lost They confiscated a lot of stuff but obviously they missed that and then at some point they had to get rid of it the mom was like should probably not have this probably not have the children pretending that's a Bible you get the counselors over and the kids like this is my Bible yeah exactly so yeah that uh yeah I thought that was really interesting have you seen the documentary uh pumping Iron the documentary about a young Schwarzenegger

I do want it's actually a very good film so before it's before he was a movie star in any way and he was just a bodybuilder they made a documentary about him um and he's just arrogant little [ __ ] but there's this really disturbing bit right at the start where he's talking directly to the camera and he's saying that come remember what he says that working out or just winning bodybuilding competitions or something to do with that um to him Feels Like Coming and yes and he's like so he's just looking at the camera and he's like so I'm I'm lucky I you know I feel I feel the feeling of coming when I'm making love but I also feel the feeling coming when I'm just at the gym and it's just for some reason it's just so weird and confronting and gross his book's

pretty interesting he he talks about how like when he was when he was growing up he had all pictures of bodybuilders on his walls and his mom got worried about him and called the yeah because she said to the priest oh all the other boys have pictures of girls and he has his pictures of these men and then uh the priest said no you know what don't worry about it he he's just you know he's just focusing on what you know about on on on being very masculine that kind of thing and then as he got a bit older he wants to invited a girl over to camp out in a tent and his mom came into the tent and they were like getting it on and she got really mad at him and he was like oh I can't win can I anyway so this is an autobiography Yes actually and I've been

actually listening to it on Audible and it's partly read by him and partly read by some some other guy cuz I guess he couldn't be bothered reading it all and also I'm going to right now I love Anie but it is a little draining listening to him read the book just because his accent it's a little hard sometimes sure like I love I love listening to him talk but not I I don't think I could Listen to A Whole 30 hour book of it so is it is it called Total Recall yes my unbelievable life story yes okay purchasing it now cool yeah I got I got uh interested because I I told you I listened to him on uh I'm sure I talked about this listened to him on the Tim Ferris show talking about how he um because he like Dave Batista from his

bodybuilding career was already and and from he bought real estate in in Santa Monica we talked about this I'm sure yeah he he was already a multi-millionaire before he made any movies and he he that's why was able to just that makes sense actually because when you look at Arnold Schwarzenegger it's like if you didn't already have enough money that you could just put your life on hold and dedicate yourself to getting into movies you definitely wouldn't have gotten into movies and they because they told him oh you need to work on your English and and this and he was like n yeah n this take it or leave it yeah all this is who I am anyway back to Guardians and Dave Batista Dave Batista is the new Schwarz maker is that what

you're saying so so what's happened well nothing and and they've put the whole thing continue to do nothing yeah yeah so is it officially on hold my understanding is that they've basically sent everyone home for now like yeah oh they've they like because they they were in pre-production and they've now they are now no no longer in pre-production and it's questionable whether there even will be a Guardians of the Galaxy volume 3 yeah well I mean it's hard to be in preu you a script well they do have a script it's just that they don't know if they want to use whether or not they're going to use it exactly and wasn't but wasn't this one meant to be the one that sort of started off the next phase of their Marvel Universe yes yeah yeah this is a whole this is a

[ __ ] show for them I'm to be sure so while we're on uh Marvel news do we have a jingle for Marvel news we don't I don't think what should it be though um Christ I can't think of anything clever look in the meantime we can just play the Stanley jingle you know oh sure he's Loosely related to everything Marvel yeah that's right Stan said well youngsters it's plain to see you're taking advantage of the legend Stanley Mr [Music] Stanley Loosely the [ __ ] am I talking about he's directly related yeah but I don't think he's directly responsible for Guardians of the Galaxy I think he might be I'm not sure I think he might be for some of the characters anyway whatever he's responsible directly for camora but

that's it according to Wikipedia yeah uh so um last week uh H hosted the Disney 2019 lineup presentation and I saw the photos sing of and I am so jealous and well yeah and the cool stuff was in Parts where they literally took your phone off you to get in um but thankfully I was allowed in uh because I uh I know qu quite well y so uh are you allowed to talk about on the list um I asked her permission you didn't make fun of Alan horn last week so that's right yeah that was the only reason you guys were on the list too initially and then was like

take those guys off the list yeah so uh I I asked her I am allowed to talk about I'm just not allowed to get too specific umm but I have seen a couple of pretty exciting things like an early Glimpse at Captain Marvel oh really yeah oh huh which uh looks pretty good I've seen you know I mean as asses go not quite as good as Spider-Man No but uh but still pretty good when is she making her debut I don't know whether it's the choice of words or just the way you pronounce debut but um I don't remember off the top of my head but it's first it's before it's before any of the others I believe I think it's the very next one to come out

I believe that is correct yeah I think early this this year early next year early next year yeah yeah I think so um and I saw a very very preliminary look at uh Guardians 4 not Guardians 4 Avengers 4 I was going to say [ __ ] HCK Guardians four mate I've I've seen two ahead they're just going to skip three that's the that's the solution they're just going to skip over it Matt what yeah what's what film did that thanks killing remember oh that's right yeah at the end of thanks killing one they said thanks killing 2 is set in space and they didn't have enough money to make that so they made a thanks killing three the search for the Lost sequel yeah and it was but at the start of it it said previously on thanks killing and it had like a little clip of like the fake so

good previous movie that's a great movie thanks killing is great and thanks killing three is [ __ ] amazing I was very drunk when we watched that sure you were maybe it's not amazing actually but I remembered laughing a lot at it yes yeah I remember actually the next day almost being ashamed of how much I laughed like being I don't think I've seen it you've never seen thanks killing is that the one with the the the puppet turkey yes yeah yes yeah I haven't seen it I need to though yeah it's it's hilarious yeah that's [ __ ] there's a scene where the the turkey has murdered the girl's father and is wearing his skin yeah and so and then and she's fooled yeah it's hilarious it is very very good

so uh I don't know about Avengers 4 uh but I know they've all got guy with dust P new outfits oh and I've seen them are you allowed to say that I've oh am I well you the new outfits well there's always going to be new outfits describe what they are yeah I'm not going to describe them all right anyone anyone going crotchless in this one um no in fact if anything characters that used to show off uh C pieces characters that used to show off a little bit of their uh I'm trying to find a e tis aren't genitals right so but uh even more is covered up than than previous put it that way are you talking about Scarlet Witch or am iut I am talking about Scarlet Witch all right cool yeah that was that was a thing yeah yeah oh it's a that's a

shame I mean it's a shame for you it's not a shame for women and feminism I guess yeah so weigh it up fair enough all of them versus just me fair enough I think I know who is Right piing a side stand with Matt no oh all right Jesus where are we going to go from here I mean we've got some anti-semite news we've got some how about we just skip the anti-semite okay anti-semite news will uh we push into the afterparty so there's a little tease for all our patreon uh $10 a month and above patrons who get to hear the Afterparty where we talk about things that Luke doesn't allow us to talk on on the ma major show well now I'm actually thinking we

should probably start discussing this cuz now it sounds like you listened after dark for Edy semi which is mat are we going to have a jingle for Edy semi I think we already have one technically and I'm not going to play it because I'm almost certainly going to be told off yes you will we have an old jingle because yeah we used to yeah but you know no we shouldn't make fun of that look we I mean we can it's not I I think this is just a stupid joke gone wrong and but people are taking it very very seriously and so maybe there is more to it you can't really make stupid jokes anymore but I feel that we're allowed to make stupid jokes about this racist stupid joke surely so just briefly do you want to do should we just briefly do it now we don't have to talk about a

whole lot yeah let's just teased it for the Afterparty you better have something damn good in the Afterparty now that's fine we got stuff okay so apparently we don't have to be offensive no that's true there is a there's a service called map box it is a third it's a company that a lot of a lot of uh online services like Snapchat and uh and some other stuff use uh they basically provide maps to to all these Services uh world maps to Services where you can geotag is that is that it yeah or like uh this there's like a a biking app you know like if you're trying to bike your way through a city they it's basically like a a service that just provides street maps and stuff to uh to to different different apps and things just a conglomeration of

cartographers yes and and and part of mapbox uh pulls information from this open street map thing that's like a free thing that anyone can contribute to and people contribute like Wikipedia of almost well that sounds like a great thing that nobody could possibly abuse yeah yeah well apparently at some point actually you now that I read this sentence I'm thinking maybe this was a little more horrible than uh than I originally thought somebody made more than 80 uh anti-semitic edits to uh to various locations they caught most of them but apparently one made it through and the other day users of Snapchat City bike street easy and uh and even the New York Times website uh displayed the city of New York as J tropolis for a brief period

the other day sorry Mt just to clarify that's jut tropolis J tropolis yeah H that made it through somehow so how yeah how does that make it through [ __ ] do I know apparently they caught most of the other ones uh or they or they're not admitting to what else made it through cuz no one noticed but that was a pretty big one cuz you can see there's a lot a bunch of tweets of people well New York is quite a big city this one love of this this tweet I love that every day I get to work in the greatest city in the world the city of checks map jut tropolis the funny thing is I bet there's people living in Israel right now that went we should have caught Israel

that oh man but yes the people obviously take this very seriously because you know leave them Al of course they did yeah I I I originally I thought this was just a stupid joke but apparently not apparently this person made uh a bunch of targeted edits well see that's I mean it could still be a stupid joke but well here's the thing if you're going to be like a dead set racist don't make don't make your racist jokes like borderline adorable you know what I mean just because it could have been worse doesn't make it good no one's saying it's good no one's saying it's good I want to know how long it was up there uh a couple of hours I think on Thursday wow I wonder I don't

understand why how the whole process of you can change names and stuff like that just seems weird to me yeah well it's it's that would make a map really confusing if people can change the name of places I think it's like you know on Google you can add locations like we we added the multiple nerdgasm officers to Orbin when we were there but that's because no one had added that before had no one added New York City before apparently Big Island there's five burrows on and surrounding it I think because they um you know like they pull in the maps from the service and then it's kind of CED locally and then they would have had to be like a [ __ ] we got to flush all that out and get rid of the uh the the the racism so yeah and there there were 80

incidences of it that were apparently worse than this but then they got to utropolis and went nah that's all right I'm assuming we can't call this episode utropolis probably not no we G get another [ __ ] email from Google how about jopia gelberg anyone remember the fppening remember it yes I do I do remember the fppening listeners you probably don't care and never looked and even uh you know you would have known that it was wrong to to look and so you would have stayed away but uh several celebrities private mm nude pictures were leaked onto the I like how at the top of this article they've got a big photo of Jennifer Lawrence just in case you were wondering like who it was you got to see naked

here a nice picture of her yeah that's right and it's like she's not nude but there's an awful lot of side boob in this picture so it's like it's still a SE picture it's it's like it is a bit wrong how they they are sort of doing that it's like a little taste the reason that I pasted this article from Gizmodo in and not one from any of the other news sources that I came across is because this is the only one that calls it the fappening and doesn't only talk about Jennifer Lawrence it's like 100 celebrity nudes were leaked but [ __ ] Jennifer Lawrence is the only one anyone cares about what's the latest fening news Luke well looks like they they caught someone a 36-year-old Pennsylvania

man Pennsylvania and he's going away for uh about what 18 months on vacation getting actual jail time for it oh good yeah I think it's good oh he made a plea deal he handed over the rest of the photos to the the prosecution and they said I love that's the deal they're like we're going to give you a light sentence if you show us the the rest of the photos interesting oh okay so it says he ran a fishing scheme uh from November 2012 until September 2014 um and collected a bunch of nude photos so he in case you that's a lot of people were wondering how he got them uh oh you you'll be shocked and disappointed when you find out he emailed and said I'm apple and I need you to log in here and and change your

password or something like that and then they did and then he got their passwords y he emailed them and said send me your username and password and they did it was probably disguised better than than that but that that is how he got them so it was a fishing scheme it wasn't he didn't actually I don't know how people fall for fishing schemes it it was he just asked well if you get an I think it's it's a little more Sinister than than that get an email incredibly Sinister have you ever seen um we talked about Nathan Fielder the other week he did a a video recently about um because his his show Nathan for you is up for an Emmy and he did a video on his YouTube channel called can the Emmys be hacked and he got it's very funny video he gets this hacker on and they go through how

you might be able to hack the EM voting system by creating a fake emy's website sending out an email to all the people who are supposed to vote getting them to log into your fake website so you get their details and then logging into the real emy's website as all of them and you definitely should not vote for Nathan for you if you were to not do this illegal [Laughter] thing and so that's how I think these man obtained the nudies with a fake Apple website or something but it says he didn't himself leak the photos but presumably he was selling them I guess he was part of an online community where you were only allowed to join the community if you traded either information or pictures that you had what already Acquired and

don't pretend you don't know and then uh and so for years this was going on I want know I with people sharing them amongst themselves and then uh this guy presumably got he had to ruin it for everyone he got greedy someone popped him up on 4 or something it was for CH yeah of course it was of course it 5 years in prison no 18 months year and a half due to just stay tuned they said give me the Kate Upton ones and we'll knock it down to 18 months yeah he's like I'll throw in AAL LaVine as well and they're like just the Kate Upton ones will be fine so Chad krog is in oh all right wa they're not together anymore are they I have no idea I have literally I don't really keep up with ever lavine's life hey speaking of people we don't normally keep up with

guess who has an album out this year that I only knew about the other day and have since downloaded Essence oh the the live one no no there's a new studio album a new studio album there you go yeah they do there you go remember when when Ben Moody left cuz he was in love with her yeah allegedly allegedly I don't my my copy of their first album is signed by her and Ben so yeah is his signature looking longingly at her signature it is y I mean his signature if anything is storming off in a half and then it's also got just the edge of the singer from um cther yeah just kind of Ed because they went on tour with cther and she started getting it on with that guy yeah I know and he was like [ __ ] this I took you to the

prom the prom we met at bible camp for Christ's sake good band man and they still sound good their songs were never the same after uh after bad Moody left because he used to write the songs but uh yeah he's a good songwriter he wrote songs for I want to say some pop star and a bunch of bunch of pop stars yeah that's that's yeah he went on to do that can't remember who they are now though there's some Star Wars news should we actually well before we get into Star Wars news uh listeners WR in let us know what you think of the show podcast multiple nasm.com or go to multiple nasm.com and follow the links to get to us on various social media sites if you enjoy the show uh a free and awesome thing you can do for us is give us a

positive rating on whatever app or service you use to listen to the show whether it be Google podcasts or iTunes or Stitcher or whatever uh if you would be kind enough to give us a positive review that would attract more listeners and that would be great for us and and we'd really appreciate it and if you want to support the show more directly you can head to patreon.com/crashcourse we do actually we do we uh we have a bunch of Jingles from the first uh first few years of the show that uh would definitely qualify for those categories yeah y yes we do I wanted to actually I know I said we talk about Star Wars news but I do want to I briefly since since we're talking about that the era where

we first started the show is also I guess the same era that uh a show Like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia would have been conceived have you guys watched that no I never have I've got a few episodes here and there but yeah not people keep people keep telling me I would like it and uh and then Jenna the other day said someone said oh you can't believe you haven't watched toy sunny again people just keep saying they can't believe we haven't seen it so we're like all right let's start watching it and it is is I think it's very funny and the first season though I can't it's not a show you could make these days but nothing is qu's watching friends through at the moment in the background of doing theing and I had no

idea how homophobic that show is yeah it's it's it's kind of like that it's like I I think it's funny and I think it was done in in not in a hateful way but it's you definitely I I can't imagine that show coming on TV now and people being okay with it anyway that was my brief segue into It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia back to Star Wars news Well play the jingle Maddy wait here we go live and acoustic I just always want to use that um well first it's just going to be exciting news for Luke M MH they've announced that as part of Star Wars land or Galaxy's Edge as it will be known there is going to be Cantina and it will serve alcohol for the first time I'm so getting a blue milk cocktail for the first time at Disneyland Luke can openly

get drunk I got drunk at the Disneyland Hotel yeah yeah I mean in the park in the park yes you don't have to get drunk first and then and then stumble around the park 2020 here we come cuz it's opening next year isn't it yes yeah late next year y yeah yep the 2020 we're all going to meet up and we're going and you can watch me get very very drunk in a Cana and get thrown out so you're inviting everybody to come along or you just everyone's invited I can't wait I'm serious I'm going to go I'm going to throw lots of money at this and get the full experience when this on just at the Cana yeah going to throw so much money I want to get so drunk that I think I'm actually in Star Wars how awesome would that be but you you're only allowed to say the words Donald

that's the rule eyes Donald I'm really interested to know what sort of cocktails they're going to come up with yeah but I know there will be a blue one there will be a blue milky there better be well there's there'll be a green milky one now too yeah served straight from the te I'll do it he I would too you got to give that little look though that Luke gives in in The Last Jedi yeah oh and actually that's not in R sheep but in other Star Wars news the uh the blinket review of The Last Jedi is up oh it's amazing pretty harsh on the on old Ryan Johnson like bit Fair pretty directly harsh to Ryan Johnson but uh you know yeah he puts the blame squarely on him but as the writer director I I guess that's where it should be but actually while

we're still talking about Ryan Johnson last week Luke you said that you feel that the Ryan Johnson trilogy was uh was going to go away Ryan Johnson Trilogy which and I see that so Hollywood heard about this and then decided to come out and correct me yeah that's right yeah well obviously a listener of this show tweeted at Ryan Johnson and said you still making your uh your Trilogy and he's like yeah I assume so right Disney and then Disney tweeted we'll talk about this later yeah quiet Ryan I've got to watch this pinket review oh so that's all are you still working out and it's just yep yeah he gave him a little fist bump emoji and said he's still working on it mind you he can still be working on it and have it not be official they just haven't

told him yet got any part of it and then alen horn was like oh [ __ ] no one told him yet yeah it's like look somebody get him to listen to the multiple nerdgasm podcast um couple of them on there don't like me but at least one of them does and uh the one with the ginger hair is definitely going to tell him that his projects canel do you know the I I know like it doesn't matter because the the whole point of the plink it reviews is to rip Star Wars movies apart at this point but like Ryan Johnson knows and watches red letter media like he said it before on Twitter and so I was think I just every time there was like some sort of little personal jab at him I was like oh he's gonna see this yeah and I'm sure I know I mean Mike Mike knows that so yeah yeah

well he can't he can't hold back just because of that because this uh true you know even even in the even in the reviews that plink did of the prequels he still quick to point out what he does like about them but there is very very little he seems to like about the Last Jedi well I mean I I also feel that there's very little to like about it so so speaking of extending Star Wars into new trilogies etc etc when when Disney B out Star Wars there was there was one thing that I was really concerned about I was really concerned that eventually characters from Star Wars would end up in the Avengers you know in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and and vice versa but I've realized

that can never happen uh and thanks to someone on on read it I realized that Star Wars the movies exist in the MCU as movies ah okay oh they do oh they they must make Captain America has seen Star Wars because in the must be the second Captain America movie he's got a list of things to catch up on and uh one of them is watch all the Star Wars movies and it's crossed off the list oh okay well there you go we're safe that's right and also Star Wars takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far far away so yeah but we don't know when I guess we could probably figure out oh when the audience is supposed to have been existing so maybe the conceit is that the audience is in the

future holy [ __ ] well sticking with the sort of Marvel news have you seen Wesley Snipes is sort of trying to tease at a blade form yes and I I support it was whole heart L he's out of prison and he's Keen to make another movie yeah now I don't so what I'm just opening up the article cuz what he said is um there's a lot of conversations going around I have a feeling that all the conversations are happening is him saying hey wouldn't Blade 4 be awesome literally everything how about Blade 4 he's like every party I go to there's someone talking about it it's me yeah it's me yeah down in COG D everyone was hearing about me talking about it hey Wes when do we get another blade movie mate it's funny because a lot of people don't actually know that blade is a

Marvel character yes you're right blade was sort of one of the first successful Marvel movies who owns it now yeah that's actually good question made the Blade movies War Brothers I feel like it's Warner Brothers it is Warner Brothers no well yes it's new line Cinema right uh and then but it's also been a long time since I've made one so yeah who knows new it's been a long time but the last movie was 2004 blade three still hurts yeah cuz blade one was excellent Blade Two was excellent great blade three was not excellent no how does the man who wrote the first two mhm so mangle his own [ __ ] story yeah and you could say well they shouldn't have

let him direct it but he still wrote them yeah I guess it's just uh just yeah writing is not directing turns out who knew yeah but yeah I'm all for it if they want to make it I'll watch it and Snipes needs the money he definitely needs the money and he should pay his [ __ ] taxes on it this time yeah definitely should pay his tax on it well isn't he still one for taxes are illegal he should definitely any extras with an NWA tshirt on that's right oh yeah listeners check out Patton Oswald's interview about Blade 3 was very funny Blade 3 yeah yeah just Wesley Snipes behavior on set yeah you're right he's a he's a Libertarian kind of guy isn't he Wy Snipes yeah he he believes that tax is

yeah which is which is fine if you don't want to pay your tax that's fine but don't dare drive on any of our roads or ever go to a hospital yeah well speaking of um speaking of crimes against Cinema uh apparently as we predicted the Happy Time murders is not a good film uh and it has bombed at the box office yeah such a thing not only is it bombed at the box office because who the [ __ ] would even go and see this movie I don't even know who the Target demographic for this was meant to be but by all I know someone I know someone who was excited for it really and I've yet to find out whether they have seen it and if they enjoyed it okay excited for it like [ __ ] McCarthy and Muppets oh my God I know someone who who was like

can't wait to see it and I was like all right see to me this movie isn't something that requires a cinema release this is a this is a Netflix movie yeah at best yeah oh so I'm subsidizing other people seeing a be punch piece of [ __ ] movie but with my Netflix [ __ ] Netflix subscription is theft that's [Laughter] right as opposed to what everyone does before Netflix came along so the other day the other day I had the uh you know that song la bumba yeah yeah la la that's the one so I had that in my yeah yeah and I was like oh there was a movie about when I was a kid and um don't worry the the movie is racist enough that you don't have to feel um and I was like [ __ ] I want to

see that movie again bam it's on Netflix so I watched laba yeah labba starring Lou Diamond Phillips a um oh Filipino singer as uh as Richie valin Mexican American Diamond making sure this is the same guy I was thinking of also the guy from uh Young Guns plays there is a movie apparently he can literally just play any race Lou Diamond Phillips right there's a movie that I used to watch all the time as a kid cuz I taped it off television and I I couldn't remember the name of it and well he was in the big hit for starters which was a great film by John Woo but also staring marim because he can play literally any race but there's a film that I used to watch all the time cuz I taped it off

television I couldn't remember what it was called and then just for some reason the other week I was like what is that movie cuz it was great and I I was scrolling back through his IMDb history and I actually don't even remember what it was called now I'm scrolling back through trying to find it again it is called if you say Young Guns too no it's called Extreme Justice oh and when you see uh you're going to wonder what the [ __ ] I was thinking as a kid this was one of my favorite movies as a kid here's the here's the plot a rogue cop joins an elite LAPD unit who secretly operates as a vigilante death squad but soon begins to question their methods I can understand why a

12-year-old kid in the early 90s late ' 80s would enjoy a premise like that so I got to try and uh try and see this movie somehow I don't know where it's available oh it says it was shot in Italy available this day a sign maybe that's where I can get it but just so you know Matt when when you Google this and it it brings up its little little synopsis online It also says that if you like that you might like any of the following movies right so um I'm just going to read these out Matt and see if any of these were also movies that you watched at the time and enjoyed right y showdown in Little Tokyo yeah with Dolph DOL L BR Lee [ __ ]

yeah man yeah yeah great movie yep um out for justice Steven sure yeah definitely would have enjoyed that in the yeah Y and the last one is called Blue Thunder but I've had to click through to this because I'm not even sure I've seen this but it stars Roy Schneider oh Frank Murphy is a courageous and honorable Los Angeles police officer who's chosen to test run Blue Thunder a high-tech experimental attack helicopter I've seen it I've seen it it's Roy Schneider the guy from Jaws yeah cor sense yeah I've seen that there you go that makes no sense so this highly experimental attack helicopter they're just going to get some best cop has he ever flown anything

no do we have people who do fly things for a living yes of course we do send me the cop is it the guy from Jaws yes it is was he a cop in Jaws yes he was then is perfect for this role y 100% h p i he got as late as he did while making Jaws I think it was um I think it was Richard draus who got laid a bunch I don't know if we can if we can say with with any certainty that Roy Schneider got a lot of punon Tang on that film as well oh I I'm I'm coming out he got laid that's your way of coming out yeah Luke knows yep I'm coming out by admitting that someone did [ __ ] Roy Schneider on the

set of the making of chores were you even born then Luke no no cuz that this is definitely a [ __ ] Earth shattering piece of news then I found something on YouTube the other day and I popped it on and I realized I should probably wait because I think Jenna's going to want to watch it as well uh it's a it's a television show mhm that uh it's not not on television anywhere here as far as I'm aware it's a little Singaporean TV show called life spam what [ __ ] on oh ignore that no you can just you can just ignore that it's looks pretty good to me I watched a little clip of a family driving off a bridge oh yeah yeah imagine imagine a comedy series right now imagine that a nanny state government

regulatory board made you cut the punch line to literally every joke out all right and that's and that's my series Liv spam is it really on uh is it on YouTube no yeah 100% I saw it watch I started to watch the first episode then I was like [ __ ] it is too it is too I was like now I should wait General want to watch it you they got [ __ ] what's that girl's name in the show and then like they let her be in the show how how do you you know what I mean what's what's that girl's name with pink hair SAS yeah how how are they how can she be in a show and then they're like oh it's got to be it's got to be like a nice family friendly show yeah and she plays herself basically too right the girl who did the um the Taliban [ __ ] makeup tutorial yeah yeah which she sent me

before she posted that and said do you think this is racist because if you're okay with it then I know that that's the Benchmark oh she's her she's definitely broken then if you're her moral com [Applause] yeah yeah oh well okay well enjoy enjoy watching life I say Enjoy but here's the thing right in the first episode there's a joke where a teacher at high school sends a picture of his dick to everyone in the class you know what I mean like they're okay with that but they're not okay with a joke that the punchline is somebody saying hey don't be racist because they said why do you even need to draw attention to racism right okay so yeah I had to cut the scene where that same character

who shows his dick to all his students goes to a massage place with his own son because they said what if people think they're gay the Father and Son yeah yeah H yeah um did you guys watch the [ __ ] cyber Punk gameplay video I watched probably about the first 15 minutes and I keep jumping from oh my God this looks amazing to eh I know you mean I watched the whole thing um and I'm so [ __ ] excited about this game but there were a few things that I was like okay mostly to do with I feel like the you know that there's that voiceover guy uh he had to you had to explain a few things that were going on and I'm like well I mean I'm sure that would probably

make that would probably be more obvious if I was playing it but there were a few times where he he had to explain something that was happening uh just because I didn't quite comprehend what I was what I was what was happening um yeah and no you know it's early it's very early because I this game's not coming out till I don't think it's coming out for another two years yeah I don't think they even said when it's coming out no and yeah if they're not even talking about it coming out in 2019 then it's now then yeah I'm thinking another two that's fine with me though CU I'm I'm hoping that Red Dead Redemption 3 is going to be so [ __ ] good that it ties me over then well it's the third three it's the third one isn't it I know I know the Red Dead Revolver was

the first one I [ __ ] I hate it when they make just [ __ ] have a good number system people [ __ ] tell Apple yeah here I am watching Guardians of the Galaxy 4 yeah that's right and playing Red Dead Redemption 3 but but no I mean this [ __ ] cyber Punk it it looks like it's going to be my favorite game ever um just it just looks [ __ ] great to me yeah yeah I'm just I'm a bit iffy on it really there's nothing that made me go oh it just just some stuff that I was like o I don't quite get how that works for some reason it looks like it's going to be more fenced in than what The Witcher which was really so did you get up to the B where they drive around the [ __ ] world oh no I haven't got up to that there's a I mean they literally get

in a car and just drive off at one point okay then then yeah I need to watch more than the first 10 to 15 minutes cuz in the at the beginning there it is kind of constrained cuz they on that kind of quest in a building is that you watch that they find the girl in the in the B I watched up to that till yeah and then the med team comes yeah after that it kind of cuts to uh the next day and she's back home in her apartment then she walks outside and it's just you're in the city yeah but I sort of like where I saw it was like she was getting into an elevator and seeing some people and I didn't look sort of open weldy it looked like to me but then I didn't watch 30 seconds after that she gets out of the elevator and goes outside yeah so I watched her get to the

elevator there you go that was your big mistake l so yeah I need to finish watching that then look watching more than 10 minutes of something and reviewing it is something that we've done a lot on this show so true don't don't be too hard on yourself um but also it's one of those things I don't really want to watch well I agree and this is why I haven't watched it I watch the trailer of course and it looks amazing and I'm definitely going to play this game 100% no question so I don't want to watch a bunch of footage actually I just want it to be out already so I could play it I I was I just popped it on because I was like I'm curious and then I just couldn't stop because I it just sucked me and I really want to see I really want to play it and

I was just really interested I'd [ __ ] pre-order it right now if I could it can't SU off can at least you can I'm just kidding go to game will definitely let you pre-order for sure pre-order things people don't pre-order things it's stupid um speaking of things having to stop there was a that's all for tonight folks I got one more I got one more come on and then we then we have to stop uh legally because ComicCon San Diego Comic-Con the uh and and it's there are some other official uh comiccons made by the same company what what is the company that does that like com like is just San Diego ComiCon is that the name of the company anyway they have been granted uh an injunction it's been a case where basically all of the

other comiccons because here in the US in particular every city basically has its own ComiCon you've got we got Rhode Island ComiCon uh Rhode Island's not a city obviously uh there's Connecticut uh connecticon uh there's Hartford ComicCon there's Boston ComicCon New York ComicCon um they're all going to have to change their names because you always assume that the bigger ones like New York Comic Con were part of that franchise wow nope because over here there's a lot of cons there's a lot of Comic Cons but they're very very careful to not have the word comic or con next to each other it's always there's always comic and toys con or something like that well they've a judge has said that you won't be able to have

a convention called Comic conon any any derivation thereof so if it's comic dashcon comic space con comic con with a K anything that could be reasonably confused with the brand of San Diego Comic-Con see I think they've gone wrong here I think instead of a Cee and assist they should have just put out a licensing fee anyone can have a con have to pay it back but then I guess they they've got to be cuz some of them some of them are a bit [ __ ] true but you can do that with Ted right the TED Talks anyone can put one on you've just got to pay that's true yeah and you can uh you can certainly tell when you look up Ted videos on YouTube some of them are not have you seen that one where the guy shows you the best way to dry your hands

after you wash your hands yeah I have it's amazingly [ __ ] but informative l you seen it no okay I'll save you half an hour you shake your hands very vigorously over the sink and then dry them and then dry them I just get Pap and I dry them well you're doing it wrong mate I don't know when I walk out of the bathroom my hands are dry you keep your private life to yourself mate see the trick is don't wash them then they just stay dry exactly don't P was it snbc who was saying that like if you go to the bathroom in a in a regular public bathroom and you only touch your dick then you've only got your own germs on you that were on you

anyway when you went in there whereas if you touch your own dick go out and wash your hands and then turn the tap off you're touching a tap that's touched by hands that touched everyone's dick um so actually in order to to feel like that you all got the least amount of germs you should always walk out of a public toilet exclaiming I've only touched my dick that's probably very the worse seeing in a public toilet walking in and the toilet seat is down really I just that puts fear into me cuz I'm worried about what I'm going to see when I lift that toilet lid up it's just you just don't like to be shocked he's just he has flashbacks to Ghoulies and he's like oh they

yes hey speaking of shock uh just really quickly before we go um I watched the movie hereditary because uh the internet said it was the scariest and best horror movie ever made it's not it's uh it's absolutely dumb um I didn't enjoy any of it relies on jump scares and Gore and uh I think that's dumb so I had heard that it was very good and then somebody the same person who was excited about the Happy Time murders told me that it was [ __ ] and so now I don't know what to believe because I did not expect that crossover to happen where you agree with him on something so now I'm confused yeah look maybe your maybe your taste in horror is broader than mine uh but I had watched uh I had watched uh it's not called he no more

what's the one where you can't you can't speak speak speak oh not talking hush um no I know one you mean [ __ ] reviewed it on last week's episode I can't remember what it's called a moment of quiet a quiet place it's called a quiet place I watched it the same weekend as I watched that so perhaps watching that absolutely excellent film uh ruined it made this seem Not So Good by comparison but uh it's got uh what's that Australian chick in it it does it does and she's perfectly good all the casts are perfectly good but um it's just it's just dumb it's just it's just dumb well I know I guess Luke's not asking so I'll ask the question that I know he wants answer does anybody get their tits cut off

no but point oh that was a tentative no no no no someone does get something removed that's that's pretty shocking interesting do you want to know it's the end of the episode I can just I can give it a spoiler I'll get they get the end of the episode removed yeah I I'll I'll just I'll give a spoiler warning now and if you don't want to hear what gets removed in uh just hit stop yeah yeah in hereditary just hit stop now well just hit hit pause go to patreon.com multiple nasm donate 10 bucks and then you can hear the Afterparty yeah there's a scene and it's not really a spoiler because this is the inciting incident right that that Spurs the plot right there's a scene where a drunk teenager is driving his [ __ ] sister right his [ __ ] little sister in a

car you're not supposed to say that and you said it twice just saying she sticks her head out the window and he hits a telegraph pole and her head comes clean off oh oh and you're like oh okay you went there you went there you showed it oh okay and now you're showing the head on the ground wow and now it's covered in ants okay all right so if that's something you want to see watch it but um watch it only to there and then it just gets that's the best bit silly after that that is it is the best bit for sure that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes

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