Shooting Into The Sky: Assassin's Creed Odyssey Review

I know we started off a podcast like this a little while ago and it wasn't our greatest way to start but I'm having another rangpo gin tonight okay right and uh how is that it's it's wonderful I still love it is this uh is this something you should be doing the night before you go into surgery um well all they've told me to do is to stop eating and drinking at midnight okay that's 4 hours away sure and then also do a lot of drinking in 4 hours I really can and then but from midnight I'm allowed to sip clear liquids they actually specify really so they didn't say water they said any clear liquid yep and uh what color Jin welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Luke and Dan

multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy yeah I think you've I think you've found a loophole to exploit there so none of the dark clickers right you can't have uh you can't have any whiskies right but you you could have you could have a bit of v and you certainly can have uh as much gin as you want providing you sip at it yeah no big gulps no big gulps so I do the big gulps for the next 4 hours and then I just go to sipping fine okay that's great I don't see any problem with this I mean what does it do really why don't they want you to drink if anything I'd rather be a little drunk before I go and you know under the knife yeah I I think it's more so to do with just having stuff in your stomach right

okay they don't want you to piss yourself while they're cutting you open maybe I I really have no idea that's one thing I'm going to make sure that happens after the surgery or during no catheter yeah I I can't imagine they'd be fun I'm sure you had him before I've only had one and it was the worst experience of my life yeah yeah I'm uh not because the worst part was is I'm still convinced to say there was something wrong with it and it wasn't working oh the dick catheter the catheter right cuz I was telling them for a very long time I need to go to the toilet yeah yeah I was going like I I need to piss and they're going no you got a Catherine it's fine you're going and they go and I'm I knew something was not right they finally took it out and

then you know those bed bottles they give you yep I filled up 2 and a half of them so you think it was it was blocking the way I I really do oh man that just sounds uncomfortable it really was so that's the only time I've had one so yeah I'm going to be asking please don't be putting one of them in me again yeah I I've got two takeaways from this conversation number one just a quick aside I think they should hand out those bottles those piss bottles at the movies because they really should I can't go a whole movie without needing to piss and depending on how good the movie is is whether or not I'll leave to go and piss and come back especially now with movies I go to cuz you can have beer at the movies now yeah yeah that's right yeah and you can certainly have beer before

you go to the movies yep so I'll be there I'll have a beer before I go I'll have a beer during and then halfway through to get to a really good part I need to p and there been quite a few times where I've had to run out yeah same for me there's a sliding scale right so down the bottom if the movie is not that good I don't mind going I'll just wait till a scene where there's just some you know some non-action and I'll just slip out then above that is the kind of movie that I will not go at any cost uh because I just don't want to I just don't want to miss a minute but then above that is the kind of movie where I love it so much I want to enjoy it properly so I will leave but I'll just hate myself for it yeah that that happened to me in Thor Ragnarok uhhuh um

happen to be in Solo yep yeah any I need to maybe just stop drinking lots of beer when I'm at the movies yeah but even if you're not drinking beer like if I go to the movies I'm getting a big popcorn and I'm getting a big [ __ ] Coke because that's what being at the movies is I always say I don't want a popcorn but you do but the second you started eating it you just don't stop yeah they do sweet popcorn here as well as Savory popcorn which is not something we ever had back home um and people have their favorites uh you can ask them to mix it and what I've started doing is asking them to mix the sweet and the Savory but put the sweet popcorn on the bottom so it's essentially like you're eating dinner and then dessert as you start

making your way through the Savory popcorn when you start to get a little bit sick of the salt suddenly you start getting more and more sweet ones and there's also the fact that if you like me you'd forget that you've asked that and then you get you get halfway through and oh yeah just a nice little surprise yeah I saw a movie last night and really really really needed to piss but um it was in that middle ground where the movie was good enough that I didn't want to leave but it wasn't so good that I forced myself to leave yeah there are some movies where you just know like I can leave now for 5 minutes while I um take care of business and it'll be okay I I left to go for a piss during uh spefic rim and then really had to think hard whether I wanted to go

back into the cinema I love that movie I don't know man maybe i' got to rewatch it that's just big robots fighting big monsters I know but you could say that [ __ ] about Avatar should have been the best movie ever no all about execution no pacific room was a great movie and I stand by that a great movie okay look great movie I will give I watched recently really okay is it on Netflix uh no I got it from Italy a long time ago go to Italy and have a look at it it might be on Netflix now let me check for you okay yes it is okay okay great that makes even easier Battleship well that is one that I didn't see because I'll let you go and see it instead Battleship was terrible yeah you know so um ha set up her dad um

as part of our Netflix account right and which is fine but every time his his little Avatar is Batman and it just cracks me up every time because H and I both just have her profile and my profile as the default smiley faces you know what I mean hers is in red and mine's in yellow why you to you see it for like 3 seconds yeah but her dad has gone out of his way to rocking replace his and he's chosen Batman we've got a bit of Dick news today oh we do yeah so I'm hoping somebody uh retroactively inserts the dick news jingle yeah yeah because uh yeah we oh by the way yeah Matt's not here oh yeah Matt's not here Matt is uh in New York for New York ComicCon yeah is are they still allowed to call that one comic conon you know what I don't know if they are

wasn't that a lawsuit happening I'm pretty sure San Diego is the only one that's allowed to call it Comic-Con unless of course they're now doing an East Coast version of that and it's New York ComiCon yeah but you know I'm sure Matt knows because I'm sure he went there and saw that it was called something else if that was the case so who knows yeah he'll let us know he'll let us know next week I'm sure the next week's episode will be uh a bit of a debrief on New York Comic Con maybe even on New York itself because Matt and Jenna famously hate the city of New York I love New York yeah me too man me too I just love like wandering around there at night I don't like Midtown I'll say that I don't like from about 42nd Street up to Central Park you can you can keep

that you can keep it yeah but there quite a few nights but I was there where it just be I'd be out drinking and then it's so like cuz they they say it's a city that never sleeps but actually apart from that small section the place gets sort of dead yeah yeah yeah it sleeps it sleeps you just got to get up early and go back to work oh but anyway porn yeah uh [Music] dicks dick dick you want to go God dick news or do you want to go giant dick news actually they're both giant dick news we'll go with giant dick and then we'll go to God dick okay so just in regular giant dick non non deified giant dick news um China

have just built an enormous penis uh it's it's a building and it's the uh it's the New Media Center in um inang G and it is a [ __ ] and balls yep I can definitely see it yeah it's a massive erect [ __ ] and two balls and just when you thought this can't get any more Dicky it shoots fireworks out of the top oh I didn't know that okay scroll down in this article and watch the video the building is ejaculating oh my God that's what it is there's no other explanation for what that building is doing at the moment y yeah oh does even love hearts yeah it ejaculates and then it ejaculates love hearts just like in real life see I

think what people need to start doing when they're doing big buildings like this or anything just release plans onto the public yeah you got to do that with everything don't you just see if the internet likes it or if the internet's going to crucify you cuz it's going to be one of those two things because after it's built you got no time to do anything yeah it's done yeah exactly right and and this is done so it's it's got these rings around and these kind of Tears on it that that look like rice Patty Fields CU they have these teared rice Patty fields in Asia um and apparently that was the one and only inspiration of this not dicks according to the architect um and that's fair enough for the texture of it but why he's built one massive Tower and then two circular Towers

underneath it is beyond me yeah yeah no I I cannot unsee the dick and I definitely cannot unsee it just shooting jiz into the sky now yeah I don't think Jenna's going to let us call this episode shooting jiz into the sky you never know you never know but that's not all the dick news we have we've got other giant dick news this week too um now I actually just started playing this game oh okay I haven't seen the dick yet I I the but I want to ask you about the game too so um should we just start by reviewing this game and then we can slowly say way into where the dick comes into it okay I'm not really that far into it but I must admit I'm enjoying this more than I did the last Assassin's Creed game okay we're talking of course about Assassin's Creed

Odyssey which is I believe set in ancient Greece it is not that there's any such thing as ancient Greece really specifically is it said in Athens or spart or one of the other Grecian helenic States I'm I'm still on these tiny Island and I haven't left anywhere so I'm not entirely sure you know in starts with a K okay I'm on the island with the giant statue though oh you are okay so but I've only seen it from behind right okay how does it look from behind uh he looks pretty he looks like he works out okay so this is a statue of Zeus right yeah yeah yeah I mean all their St all the Greek statues look like they [ __ ] work out don't they yeah like which leads me to believe that either the Greeks knew how to make a [ __ ] statue or they were all just

ripped I think it's more so just they knew how to make a session it's like when you look at any magazine okay they look like they work out yeah yeah okay so if if in 2,000 years the only thing left of our culture is a bunch of muray CLA magazines then they're going to think [ __ ] these these people were all hot yep okay yeah it's a very interesting point but they all had really small dicks yeah yeah I mean you stat you're like okay dick no I really think this actually comes back to the people who were making the statues a little bit cuz I went we're going to make them ripped yeah but I think the artists they may have had small penises and they may not seen as many other penises in the world so they just modeled that off them or the opposite

could be true it could be that these artists were really skinny which is why for wish fulfillment they always chiseled really [ __ ] big muscles and rock hard but they had massive [ __ ] so they were like okay who am I trying to prove anything to I don't have to compensate here so I'll just chisel out a little dick so that everyone else feels adequate in comparison yeah yeah yeah I want to apologize to all of our listeners if you're now looking at the picture of Zeus and you think his dick is big in relation to yours I yeah we don't mean anything by this sure no no no I don't mean this specific statue I just mean that uh in ancient Greece they seem to downplay the sex organs in their yeah in their art maybe let's get past

censor super rules you know what you're probably right because I've also noticed not many of these are erect so even though they could have dicks you couldn't have like a gantu and one because that would be offensive let me just Greek statue gargantuan dick just want to see if oh okay some interesting stuff comes up but I don't know how historically accurate this all is yeah I'm not lot of going to put that into Google no you don't need to you don't need to um part of this game though is that there is a a nude statue of the god Zeus and you can climb it and you can climb any part of it and yeah I will be climbing his dick at some point yeah is there any reaction when you climb the dick reaction from him I

mean from Zeus yeah does he like it I guess is what I'm asking well I don't know he's a statue right is is Zeus circumcised he wouldn't have been right no no he's not right okay cool but although I I don't know I don't know him personally yeah but you'll know soon decision later in life uh now here's the thing Luke I I love the ancient Greek period uh and I would love to play a really great game set during that time uh but I fear this one's not necessarily going to be that for me is this just Assassin's Creed in ancient Greece at the moment I'm paying more attention to the story than I have in a long time for Assassin's Creed game okay so you're not just climbing and jumping and yeah no there's not really I'm not

really an assassin okay all right like that really hasn't come to play that much at the moment I'm a child of um a Spartan warrior y that was ship directed on island and taken in by some guy okay which is a bit creepy at start that's totally Grecian that's what they did man what they I know it is but it's really creepy where you're just I'm playing female cuz you can choose this time oh okay right always going to be female okay then that's not very GRE sorry I take it back I wash up on this island as a small child uhhuh and then this guy comes over and goes here you want some food you do some things for me I'll do some things for you and then they walk off head in head right okay sure um but you how long do you play the game as a child uh you don't play it's

just a cut scene sure yeah and then you basically just start off as just a [ __ ] old just ready to just destroy people yeah sure okay but no I'm enjoying it so far I'm still in that sort of the first hour which is is more so training about the new how to fight and everything and cl but the story is there if I wanted to play this just for the story and I didn't really want to do a whole lot of missions where I'm just collecting things and jumping off things to get bonuses and [ __ ] I could do it you could yes okay but I would recommend throw it on easy okay yeah yeah one thing I've heard about this game is it sort of ramps up in difficulty towards the end ah yeah where it's sort of like as uh hey might be a

bit easier in instead of going off and grinding to get experience up if you just paid a little bit of money to get some right just give you a bit of a boost sure okay okay well look if if we're ready to move on from dick news I've been playing a game uh lately that I really think is worth mentioning and that is hellblade have you I still need to get around the plane you own this though right you you bought it you just haven't you haven't played it so y listeners if you've ever wanted to play as a pish warrior in the Dark Ages out on an odyssey into Norse mythology but you play as a girl who suffers from mental illness then this is the game for you so not only do you have to battle

with [ __ ] demons and [ __ ] but you've also got a psychosis going on you've got voices in your head that give you sometimes good advice sometimes bad advice sometimes it's just confusing using sometimes it's just creepy and this game is so [ __ ] interesting now now I'm really starting to think maybe I should take this with this game to with me in hospital oh man I don't know about that if you're going to be on some serious drugs this might not be or maybe it is maybe you're going to have the Ultimate Experience yeah maybe just make it even more enjoyable I don't think enjoyable will be the case I think you might actually suffer some kind of mental breakdown but that would be giving yourself the the

ultimate gaming experience cuz I'm having a look now cuz I own it on Xbox at the moment but it's also on Windows 10 and I get different achievements interesting so I can play the game twice still get achievements look I I'm not I'm not super far into it i' I've just done a few missions but it's uh it's really it's 10 out of 10 for atmosphere you know what I probably recommend though is if you were thinking about Assassin's Creed I would not play it directly after this game yeah you're probably right I think you need to break sometimes cuz it's a third person fighting hack and SL bit in it mhm yep y yep so which is what Assassin's Creed will be a little bit for you so I think you you need something in between these games okay

okay well I'm waiting for red de red Dell Red Dead that's what I'm waiting for you can play Red Dell I'm going to play Red Dead play Red that game I wish that game came out sooner because that comes out like a week before I meant to go back to work I just love to spend three weeks just roaming around I know man can't wait to see those horse balls yeah can't wait to see him shrink in the cold yep I can't wait to see if you can [ __ ] prostitutes in this I reckon you can this time I think they listened to our complaints from the last one it's a waste having a prostitute if you can't have sex with her exactly as my grandpa always used to [Laughter] say all right where to from that God Lindsay Lohan yeah do we have a jingle for

Lindsay Lohan news I not sure that we do she's a singer right as well as an actress but I can't say I can recall any of her actual songs did she actually have a music career at one stage I thought she did was she a Disney girl or a Nickelodeon girl or something before she Disney girl okay then she might not have been a singer but I'm pretty sure I've seen her singing in something you know what I don't know [ __ ] about Lindsay Lohan as it turns out I know she tried to sue Rockstar for what reason um in GTA 5 there's a character that s popped up in a loading screen yeah which she said was based off her okay and was it uh well no because part of Rockstar's defense was here's the model we used right and it's not Lindsay okay so it just it looked

like Lindsay Lohan as opposed to it was just some like drunken former actress yeah it was just Lindsay Lohan said it was based off her which is sort of weird that she went with that because it's actually a story arc in the game which is basically Lindsay Lohan So when you say a load screen you you just mean those kind of cartoony pictures that GTA have of like cool dudes and hot babes y okay I'm looking at it now yeah that's not Lindsay Lohan that's not her but there's actually a story in story arc in the game one of the side missions where you're sort of helping an actress escape from a Paparazzi who's been drinking and she's a redhead and it's sort of like she'd have more of an argument going for that the load screen wow okay um no she

has done some sing I just found out um yeah see we fact check we fact check here on multiple nerdgasm so after the fact but we do it yeah that's right it all comes full circle but yes not not not recently I think this was something that was am I still do I'm still scrolling through the Lindsay Lohan [ __ ] image search stop it stop it um Lindsay Lohan has been behaving very oddly of late um I thought she came good yeah I don't know I don't know and I know she made that film in which she kind of it was almost uh semi autobiographical where she played a kind of a washed up actress and I thought kind of you know when when you do something that's self-aware it usually

means you're coming out the other side of it right yeah um but no she she posted and I don't know why anyone would post this she posted a a live video on Instagram this week uh where she attempted to kidnap and shame um an Assyrian Refugee family not Assyrian not the Assyrians they don't exist a Syrian refugee family um who ended up punching her and it's all in this video have you had a look at this what so no I'm just watching it now Lindsay gets out of a car right in an underpass God knows where this is okay I don't I don't any idea where this is um she gets out and there's this family living on the streets mom dad and a couple of kids

and uh she starts talking to the camera Vlog style and starts going a everyone I just want to introduce you to a family here they're from Syria and they're I'm really worried about them and um they really need uh they really need my help and then she proceeds to go over to them and then just criticize the mother and say that maybe if she' worked a little harder they wouldn't be living on the streets and the mom's like [ __ ] you and then um and then and then she says um you're you're ruining Arabic culture and then she tells the woman don't [ __ ] with Pakistan so I don't I don't really know I don't really know what side she's coming down on here but it seems it

seems a little little modled if you ask me yeah then she starts telling the woman that her kids are better off with her than with their family and she grabs one of the little boys and tries to pull it into her car and that's what the hell that's when the mom gets up and punches her in the face sort of understand that I could sort of maybe I think she started off with like good intentions maybe like I'm going to go over I'm in a better position I'm going to sort of try and help this family out and try and sort of raise awareness for them but then yeah just to criticizing and don't [ __ ] with Pakistan I know really help and what what does it have to do with her I'm looking at this press conference where she's making a statement about what happened and she's wearing the

hijab like is there something I'm missing here where Lindsay Lohan has become a Muslim no I I Lindsay l once again Sparks rumors that she's converting to Islam and this is from earlier this year see most of my Lizzy Lohan news I get from Hollywood Babylon y right yeah oh my God there is a lot of pictures of Lindsay Lohan wearing the hitch up okay so is is to me it's one of things if you're going to do it that's great but sure don't walk up cuz I have a feeling that a family living on the streets they're not in the greatest position and they probably would be trying to do everything possible yeah they well especially if they're Syrian

refugees just not being in Syria is probably enough for them right now you know just so [ __ ] relieved to no longer be in a war zone this is a million times better than where we just came from so it cost us our entire fortune and we nearly died on the trip over let's just have a seat under this bridge and catch our breath before Mommy goes to find a job and then [ __ ] [ __ ] former Rockstar [ __ ] actress just arrives and starts criticizing you and then tries to kidnap your child yeah I think she could have handled that better yeah probably well Lindsay you're uh certainly keeping it interesting yeah I yeah cuz yeah cuz she went off the rails a few years ago yeah and then I remember she was going to be in some movie and then she basically they put

her up in a hotel and then she ran up in this huge bill and sort of fled and then she was doing plays for a bit in London sort of came good there that's when you know it's really gotten bad you know uh she was in the the remake of Herby the Love Bug right yes and um after they had made the film Disney went back and at Great expense um used CGI to cover up her cleavage why because they realized that for a kid's movie there were just too many tits so when you see it it's uh her zipper goes all the way to the to top all a neck and uh and that was not the case on set oh just trying to look at pictures of it now not the cleavage of what it was looking like I'm sure you can find it Lindsay Lohan tits Herby that's what I'm missing I didn't

put tits in I can't see it I can't find it I I remember seeing a before and after at some point I think it was in Empire magazine back when when that was a thing that I read no I can't see it either I'm going to assume it's true let's assume it's true yeah we attempted to fact check we couldn't find it so we're just going to say it's true yeah yeah if we attempted to fact check and we couldn't find anything that specifically says it wasn't a fact then I think we're we're okay yeah I think that's how it works well it is how it works correct all right I'm going to stop looking at image sessions of Lindsay looh we've we've spent a lot of time looking at Lindsay Lohan today we really have um what do you want to move on to we've got some Star Wars news we've got some Sesame

Street news we we can sort of try and segue cuz we could stay in England cuz that's where Lindsay lonan went for bit okay Y and so there was just that bangy painting oh I love this because I'm a bit of a Banky fan and and just when I think that Banky oh is he getting a bit overrated or like have I lost interest um he does something like this and it just reminds me why why the world needs bangy you know so explain to me what happened so Banky uh who is obviously a street artist who whose works are are practically Priceless now and if he goes and sprays something you know on a wall that wall can never be torn down you know it's just so valuable now um and no one knows who he is and he's you know this prankster guy and he snuck into Disneyland and and all these great

pranks as well as his art so the latest prank that he's pulled was that he sold one of his earlier paintings it's called girl with balloon you would have seen it this is from 2006 so it's quite quite old um and it's a little girl in a black dress holding a pink balloon you quite iconic yeah um so he finally decided to sell that and he sold it at sbe's which is the biggest auction house in the world and uh they sold this painting as as the last the last lot um in in this month's auction and it sold for 1.2 million which is a lot of that's probably like 2 million Aussie bucks right yeah at least yeah and sing dollars as well there a lot of [ __ ]

money um and then just as the auctioneer said sold and the guy was like yeah [ __ ] here's your money I'm paying paid for my painting uh the painting self-destructed completely destroying itself okay so with this I think that should actually sort of it's I don't think he should try and get out of the deal with what he's paid for it I think he should just go with it because that's still bank's artwork it's still that and it just with beny doing this is just you just have the pieces of it and it's probably the pieces of a much more interesting piece of art now yeah yeah yeah you're right yeah you're right so um there was a shredder built into the

frame of this thing and just knowing how art galleries work and how how uh tight security is I'm I'm surprised they didn't notice that there was a mechanical mechanism you know cuz they would have had someone come in and look at it and really inspect it to make sure it's the real thing so inside they had to have been in on it yeah yeah there's no way they could get that in without them knowing cuz yeah for them to I know this from watching movies y y when they have an expensive piece of art come in they have someone come in and inspect it to go yes this is the real one before they sell it that's true and to do that they don't look at it behind glass or anything they actually look what canvas and everything so they they Ru in on it when you put I mean I

know very little about art and even less about the literal Act of framing art when you frame a piece of art is it just like when you frame a photograph and you just put the photo into the frame like if you were to remove a a painting on a canvas from a from a frame you wouldn't have to damage the painting to get it out right no no no it is exactly like a frame and then also what I'm saying is surely they would have taken the frame off to to inspect this well they actually do to look at it they inspect the paint and they expect what what it's painted on it do a lot of things that go into making sure it's real they don't just eyeball and go yeah it looks look to right yeah yeah two things immediately come to mind one the Mr Bean movie you remember that remember that

movie oh yes yes yes yeah and that was a terrible movie yeah yeah it was yeah yeah the second one was actually better really I don't think I saw the second one but I do know there's another Johnny English out right now and I can't believe people are still giving enough money to make those no I don't understand that one at all but with the with the second one cuz you know how the first one was basically just introducing Mr Bean to America yeah that's right yeah cuz it was just all the same jokes from the television show the second one is Mr Bean finds a small child and trying to reunite the child with his parents okay but there's not a lot of talking in it oh so it's like Charlie CH the kid yeah like there's still some talking in it but it's not like the the

the first movie where it's just all explaining everything and yeah right second one is the second one's more of a Mr Bean show than the first one there was there was a great TV series that Rowan Atkinson made I'm going to look it up the NS I can't remember Rowan at kinson cop show where he plays a cop have you ever seen that oh yes um The Thin Blue Line The Thin Blue Line yeah yeah see I I love Ron ainson but I don't understand his movie choices yeah there's this line in The Thin Blue Line where I can't believe they got this past the senses and got it just onto [ __ ] prime time TV but he goes look if you [ __ ] up like this again my ass is on the line you heard me you're [ __ ] up my

[Laughter] ass now I actually want to go I'm going to have to go to I think I'm going to have to go to Italy to get that cuz I haven't seen that show in ages yeah no neither have I neither way I'll be interested to see it is it The Thin Blue Line yeah it is it's Thin Blue Line okay yeah don't get it mixed up and download the documentary by Erol Morris although do because it's it's an amazing documentary but uh yeah well that's what I just happened I just typed in The Thin Blue Line and I'm saying this documentary thing and I'm just it's very good for me it's very no no it could be it could be do you like True Crime you don't really like True Crime do you uh it's one of those things if I start Wasing I don't actually mind it but I'm not going to go out of my way to do it

fair enough fair enough I want to talk about Sesame Street okay okay um I like the fact that Sesame Street when it came out was like it's the episode today is still G-rated but when it came out it was G-rated but now when they re-released on DVD they had to put an M rating on really that's great well it's because like when I'm not sure if it was am or they did up at the PG but it was something crazy because in like the very first episodes they were like his kids running through a building site oh right okay just like things like that well they made it really true to life because apparently the whole reason that um Sesame Street exists is because kids

especially kids from racial minorities um weren't going to school like you know in the late 70s there was a lot an epidemic of kids who weren't getting an education which is why there's this this TV show where it's just Street kids learning to count you know and spell have you seen the to bring snuff lus back yeah so what's your take on that is Snuffy real or is he is he a delusion of Big Bird well that's why they got rid of him because he wasn't real yeah they got rid of him because was there an episode where like big bird went to like therapy or something and they like told him to let Snuffy go and then that was it stuffy was just not in it anymore well no I just got to that stage where they've gone we can't be teaching kids to have a secret imaginary friend that

they can only tell their secrets too so we have to just get rid of him fair enough when they roll with the times man they really do you know I mean there was there's a Sesame Street character in Africa who has AIDS you know cuz kids there have AIDS and they need to know I did not know that yeah yeah but it's helping it's it is it's a it's nisal special it's teaching kids it's not a bad thing no no um did you see that episode where B um like bugs who the the [ __ ] bugs where big bird learns about death yes it's intense intense um but obviously there's uh there's the characters of Bert and Ernie um and I used to love Bert nnie as a kid it's just this [ __ ] high jinx it was

the perfect combination of like the straight man and uh and you know the comedy guy right the buffoon and the writer the original writer script writer of Sesame Street from back when it started came out earlier this month and announced that Bert and Ernie are gay and they are in a gay relationship okay and then so many people complained and so he had to come out and take it back people were complaining [ __ ] Frank Oz got on Twitter and says um it seems that Mr Mark Salzman was asked if Bert and Ernie are gay it's fine that he feels they are they're not of course but then goes on like why is it matter why

is it a question yeah but that's all after he's already gone gone they're all [ __ ] gay yeah it's it's a weird thing to come out the way he said it like they're not of course but then goes it doesn't really matter if they are or they're not it's but they're not they're [ __ ] not yeah that's right so this guy Mark Saltzman Who was the creat of Bert ner um he was a gay man living in a gay relationship his partner was a man called Arnold Glassman and he based the banter between Bert and Ernie on himself and Arnold living as husband and husband so okay you know I mean the the very Crux of the characters is a gay relationship whether Frank O likes it or not yeah that that's sort of what it's based on but let everyone everyone thought that Burton only Were Gay for

for a long time yeah I know there was a lot of jokes about it yeah so they have separate B get upset about stupid [ __ ] yeah it's not like they were showing them on screen having sex that I would get upset about if they were showing children straight and you saw both of them doing female Muppets I mean that would still be offensive you know on a kid show it's not the fact that it's gay sex it's just yeah if there's sex happening if it turn into to meet the feebles you got a problem sesame yeah yeah meet the feebles or its um [ __ ] cousin what's that movie that came out this year oh the yeah I know the one you're talking about I let's not even let's not even dignify it by looking it up go watch Meet the

feebles yeah yeah early Peter Alan Jackson's first movie wasn't no it wasn't the first it came after bad taste at least maybe after brain dir as well uh but it's definitely up definely definitely well before to the Rings yeah he couldn't go back you know he's got he's got a reputation of making family movies now Disney would fire him though let's not let's not get back onto that topic there is no followup this week there is none no followup no James gun news um no Guardians of the Galaxy 4 News All Quiet on that front although if I may uh okay there's a little bit of followup um Bradley Cooper who uh supplies the voice of uh has just come out with his directorial debut A Star is Born I saw it last night it's quite good it's quite

good um Oscar bait you know definitely definitely Gunn for an Oscar uh but it's okay it's perfectly perfectly good film um I don't know if anyone was asking but he has publicly come out and said guys guys no I I will not step in and take over directing Guardians 4 so whether or not people were asking for it that's apparently definitely not happening yeah yeah who was asking for that my assumption is that he's he's on set anyway you know he's part of the film but he's got the least to do out of anyone you know so yeah maybe he was like I'm probably the logical choice for this does he actually do is he actually on set when they're filming you know what said that I realized he's probably

not right yeah he's probably just in a sound shooter recording his lives I'm pretty sure Vin Diesel doesn't come to the set every day just to say I am Groot no yeah in fact it's uh the body double for it is sha gun yeah in the he's not even on set he's on fil other yeah gets paid for one day to come in and read the lines and then go no I can't find it what are you looking for something I'll discuss on next week's podcast okay all right do we get a little tease or we just get the tease that uh just something's coming okay all right and it's not me play the dick news jingle again yeah play the uh what was that the first Dick news that we did was for uh I'm trying see I have the worst

memory I don't remember what we discussed last week and you want to go back to the first sck news Lenny Kravitz there's a Lenny Kravitz dick news jingle play that it's sexier oh that's right when he split his pants yeah it wants to get away it wants to fly [Music] away what I really want to know is there's a bit of Star Wars news um there's a bit of Sean con news I thought he'd gone away so I'm really expecting next time we actually get news about Sean Conor is he's dead yeah no that's fair that's fair he probably doesn't

have long to live I mean that's purely speculative on my part but he just does seem to that was a threat from you different no the uh the news is that uh someone uh let me try to see um the film Channel movies for men oh okay that's do we want to get stuff from this they have uh they have tallied um a whole lot of research that they've done into which actors have saved the world the most the most often oh the most often sounds pretty cool yeah and um they've come up Shan connory sha connory has saved the world more than any other actor really yeah yeah I mean some

people have saved it more you know you could argue that super man saved the world more as in you know better than than James Bond every ever did but but for for sheer numbers of threats to the whole world that were uh superseded by one single actor over the course of his whole filmography then uh Sean Conor is that actor that's sort of a cool list I'm actually just looking at the article and they've got like other stuff about like who's got the most kills and that's great so if you're wondering um second Bruce Willis and third Keanu Reeves wow I wonder if they I wonder if they count things like the Matrix with him saving the world when there really

is no world as we know it well he did save the world yeah like not the world as we not but he saved a world didn't he I forget the ending to that movie yeah I think it all just restart world [ __ ] I don't know or did it restart he had the choice didn't really understand it to be be fair or like it by the time the third one came out Mila yovich is the most deadly actress with 1,296 kills that's great good on her you don't hear a lot about mil Jovovich these days do you unfortunately no cuz I used to really like her oh yeah she was like your thinking man's movie star back in the like early 2000s like um yeah fifth element which I think is when we all really started to take notice of

yes it was yes it was when she was wearing duct tape yeah but then she went on to do Resident Evil and now I really like the first one and then there were a lot more of they were they were a lot they were a lot um that first res movie was great though I I really I really like yeah that one was awesome then I watched the second one and I was I don't know what's happening and then she she's sort of invincible and the zombie but not and super powers and I I just I got very confused that's a lot of kills though 1,296 to put that into perspective right uh Arnold Schwarzenegger apparently has 842 considerably less more than he's got less than Dolph lungren yeah maybe

there's a movie where Dolph lungren blows up a building or something and you've got to kind of assume that a lot of people got killed at the one time I think Dolph was in enough movies to have that many kills yeah yeah maybe he maybe it was just in one movie where he killed a lot of people yeah cuz he's sort of famous but then he doesn't really aot and I if even trying to think of movies he was in like immediately comes to mind that one Rocky it was either 405 and the master of the universe movie he he only killed one person in Rocky 4 yeah yeah that's true Master of the Universe I think he killed a few more and God that movie is terrible I tried the watch a little while I did too I did too you know they're remaking that right hopefully they do a better job

they're not remaking it they they're doing yes another adaptation of He-Man um actually if if you don't mind I've actually got I've got the synopsis here and uh read it so here we go let me just make this big enough that I can read okay here we go King randor will be [ __ ] it's to too small for me to read hold on hold on there we go King randor will be presented as the great warrior king of Eternia a descendant of the gray skulls and father of two sons Adam and kelor as the film begins kendor is the chosen heir to the throne and his brother Adam is Young unfit and a bit of a black sheep Adam's relationship with his father is strained that keldor is the epitome of a perfect son beloved by his father until the fate of ateria is put on the line with his kingdom on the line

randor puts his people first betraying Kor inside fighting the series of events which leads him to becoming the iconic Skeletor the film will then follow the meek and uncertain Adam as he assembles a group of Heroes to take on his Fallen brother and his collection of cronies um I'm not holding out a lot of Hope depends who does it because it's all about execution yeah cuz yeah no I remember when the mar Universe first came out cuz I was a he-man fan at the time big cuz that's how old we were when that movie came out that He-Man was the greatest I remember back then that movie was terrible yes me it had nothing to do with He-Man or any of the characters it just and I have a feeling that this is

going to be a bit the same where it's uh I have a feeling the the Masters of the Universe movie was actually just a different movie that they quickly appropriated well no cuz I was actually watching um behind the toys or something oh the toys that made usys that made us yes and they actually have an episode on He-Man right and no that movie was He-Man it was meant to yeah it was created for that I just remember even thinking that Dolph lungren looks nothing like He-Man he wasn't big enough and even the creators were saying that at the time like he's not musly enough for he yeah it's true but actors never used to be as big as they are now like just average actors not even like bodybuilder type dudes are [ __ ] massive now you know who could

play He-Man now who's that The Rock he might even be too manly even for He-Man you know who I think could legit play him Chris Evans because he's way bigger than he has any right to be I always am shocked when I see Keith Keith Evans the [ __ ] is Keith Chris Evans he really did he got quite big yeah he got massive like huge like I don't think he's comfortable anymore yeah I agree his head's too small on that big body yeah but no I I I'm voting for rock to become he okay no that's fair look I I'm certainly not going to turn up my nose at the Rock becoming becoming He-Man um no can you scroll down onto segments again and just click on that link because I think I've got an idea for the

next time you and I go to a Halloween party together um I've got I've got a couple's costume for us oh my God yes yeah um I believe those are inflatable muffles so that should work just fine yeah cuz I'm not working with a lot no no I'm working with less who do you want to be do you want to be Skeletor or he I guess skeletor's got the mask right so it depends if if one of us wants to be anonymous you know I guess we'd have to decide how do we decide something my hair used to look like that yeah it did yeah it did did one thing they got right with the movie is they kept man- at- arms's mustache and that's something they could have just easily done away with but I'm

I'm glad that they I'm glad that they wanted it enough to to keep that little detail yeah yeah yeah I'm just I'm looking at a picture for no one's set and it's just yeah why did they have to come to Earth yeah yeah like if you've got the option of making a science fiction fantasy epic set in a fantasy world you know don't come to why would you why would you put it in a [ __ ] Suburban neighborhood that's the least interesting thing you could do they just could have kept it in the desert somewhere it must have just been that research showed because of [ __ ] ET that uh aliens coming to Earth was more popular than aliens on oh and they had that stupid musical thing I don't even remember the key no you're thinking

of yeah no that's that's that's Close Encounters of the Third Kind no I'm thinking of Master Universe the the thing that allows them to travel between the universes was called the key and when you pushed the buttons on it it made music and then when Courtney Cox finds it her and her boy friend think it's the new I'm not going to be able to say this word since thought sizeer well you're right about that you you you absolutely couldn't say it but I'm not going to try now because there seems to be a little bit of a uh a history here on this podcast of anytime I go to try to criticize your pronunciation of something I [ __ ] up the pronunciation too so so so yeah they think it's a synth that sounded a bit better not much sounded a little bit

Fallout 4 actually yeah yeah but yeah that was the actual that was the plus of that so how young they come they come to to try and track down that key cuz that's going to be the thing that will save the planet because it means that they can just send their army in Behind Enemy Lines and yeah wow I don't believe I remember that do they yeah I know man you [ __ ] paid more attention to this than I did I just wonder the whole time why he man wore a cape like he doesn't wear a cape [ __ ] off that Cape man I've gone all tongue tied now it's seeing a young Courtney Cox has thrown me into a bit of a tail spit it's not the fact that she's gotten older it's the fact that she's got 17 facelifts now doesn't look like herself now Luke um all right I'm going to just

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