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Luke’s got a house (and a webcam), Dan’s got a new favourite TV show and Matt’s got a disturbing story from his past that he maybe made up.

Guy who replaced Gareth Edwards is doing the Rogue One TV show Back to the Future “plot hole” explained Tom Nook is greedy beyond measure Bing removes big tits A little geek of the week for you

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we get a visual Boop I know how exciting is that coming into the 21st century I usually look at the spreadsheet during this though so this is actually not going to help me now cuz I'm going to click away should I turn myself off or do you want to look at me I'm going to leave it there just this is more so of a test of how it works all right I'll let you just test it then cuz I'm going to just be I'm not going to look at it I'm just hoping to see how the internet handles the video listeners we're uh we're experimenting this week well two of us are experimenting not cuz I don't have a camera you are you are watching Luke and I experiment though yes not for the first time welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and

Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy we playing with some video yeah so things a little weird it's cuz we're looking at each other might be something that we might look at doing in the future might not be yeah although now we are just looking at Luke yeah I get distracted in Dan's eyes so I get distracted looking at Luke's dick ah yep that'll happen that's what that big blue thing at the bottom of the screen is MHM got that so was easy to uh Photoshop it's a different color every week well cuz you can just uh you can just chromy it out yeah y yeah don't do any visual gags cuz the listeners aren't going to get it yeah I know I won't do

that anymore I've stopped looking so did I miss something did I miss a visual gag see this is the thing I'm so distracted now I'm usually reading the Articles we're discussing now I've got to I've got to keep Luke in the top Corner in case he does something funny you don't have to worry about that we just discovered that webcams are pretty well sold out everywhere yeah yeah look I I assume that fact is because everyone wants to chat with their family but um it could be that or it could just be that everyone's showing their tits now yeah I honestly believe it's because strippers can't really go to strip clubs anymore to parade around so now they've gone home they become how fuing old has Luke suddenly got he's 39 now and he's like like just parade around no clothes

on yeah tit a Kimbo they go to Peacock parties with Randy Randy squirting all over the place I wonder how ry's doing these days I'm sure he's fine yeah he's fine he's fine I'm not I'm not too worried about how he's coping with all of this so I got a webcam on the way so I'll I'll be we have to convince Dan to buy one as well yeah it's kind of ironic that I don't have a camera cuz I've got a lot of cameras in this house yeah can't you hook up some [ __ ] insane camera to your laptop and make it work yeah yeah I'll just shoot myself in 6K with the black magic yeah exactly yeah want to see the paws not like your skin Paws not your cat's paws well sorry Charlie's Paws I

guess dog dog yeah or I thought you were going to see you want to see the poor people that live in my house we've got these Poes we said no sight gags but audience you're you're missing out you're missing out that's not a gag that's just the cutest cat ever yeah who's now leaving me I Disturbed her too much now you know the listeners feel so what's been happening not a lot of news not a lot has anyone done anything at all I've done a lot of yard work and stuff around the house really yeah a lot what type of yard work well see here's the thing I should have considered this more but in this I I'm sure this happened in Sydney too you know leaves fall off the trees at a certain time of year and yes I'm in a

situation where I'm literally [ __ ] surrounded by trees MH so once a year outside my house is just a [ __ ] disaster zone for until I go out and clean if you don't like leaves if you're fine with leaves it's okay right it's you I mean you got to leaves leaves get quite slippery yeah I thought maybe I could just leave them nah it's it's all it's pretty bad okay you got to you got to clean them up so I've been doing that I've been uh you got blow cleaning up leaves uh I just ordered uh you know you guys were hassling me about not spending any stimulus money I spent some y oh you've stimulated good you've stimulated Matt I bought myself stimulating that economy I bought myself a backpack leaf blower oh oh wow so is it petrol yeah or

gas gas yeah I have a little electric one it's [ __ ] useless Matt in the Americas when something is actually gas operated not petrol operated what do you say I don't know like if you've got gas hot water yeah do people think that your hot water system runs on petral maybe natural gas I mean I know people who who do have gas yeah how do you how do you how do people know you're talking about the different type of gas that's a good question I don't know context must must be the only way I don't know we uh we have a client who's from New York and uh he constantly is surprised by actually the reverse of this the fact that in Australia we don't have different words for different things or even

pronunciations he's baffled by the fact that we say the word patent as in like a a patent for a to sew a jacket and Patton Oswald and we say it the same way but that's his name yeah but in America they'd say Patton Oswald and pattern yeah yeah I get in meetings sometimes people people I have to talk slowly just not like doesn't happen that often but just every now and then I'll say a word and they're like what is that word you're saying I'm like oh yeah I really freaked a young Singaporean girl out once who you sure you want to tell this story Dan well I mean that's that's what she thought was happening I came over I got

real close to her um looking at at her Monitor and said can you give me a sticky beak and she was like what oh what did she think you were talking about was I don't know what was going through her head and she certainly didn't know what I was asking for I think it was your dick Dan no no no I've got to go a different way I've got to think nose you want a nose job can I put my nose in oh s sticky beak yeah I don't know if people stay say sticky Bak here Matt I do know that you can't say that you get the shits because you people think you can I've been informed it's it's regional oh okay I think okay yeah that's the other thing with America is

that it's like pretty diverse as far as regions go so I I've learned uh there's there's a few things in fact a few things I've said on here that I'm like oh they don't say that here and I've learned that in other areas they do so got it well it is sort of like the the middle of America is very different to the coast oh yeah oh yes like very different like different country pretty much and then you got the South as well yeah and to be fair to them they did try to become their own country and he just didn't let them yep and there are areas within those areas that are different too like if I mean Austin is not like Texas mhm no so Austin's sort of an Arty city is it yeah Austin's kind of like you know I get a feeling that Atlanta is

not like the rest of Georgia either that might be true I don't think I've been all the podcasts I YouTubers that follow are all from Austin not from Austin from from uh Atlanta Atlanta yeah but when I think of Georgia I think of like Southern bell plan's house you know yeah diverse country we've got over here you sure do but I've been doing um I've been doing yard work like I said but I've also been doing some stuff around the house one of the things I've been trying to do is run [ __ ] wide ethernet to this room cuz I've got looking at how to do that as well yeah can you give me some pointers when you're finished uh yeah if I can uh if I can get it finished I will I figure you just knock a hole in the wall and just Cable in then knock a hole hole

down a bit further and you're done the thing I'm having trouble with and honestly I guess if I had if I had done like a run through beforehand I would have realized this was going to be a thing uh the basement AKA Luke's room uh is where the cables run and I've run the cable to exactly below where I'm sitting right now so that it can come up through the wall uh except I've got to get it through the floor which would be slab concrete I'm guessing no no cuz I mean there's it's the there is a concrete slab that is in the spot where the it's hard it's going to be hard to explain so just know that can I just drill a hole through the ground I had to go yesterday and buy a right angle adapter for my drill to try and get it in the place where I need to drill a hole so oh God

this is getting far too complicated a right angle adapter you're drilling around a corner yeah exactly so we we'll see how that goes I'm going to try and do that today so I'll report back next week but hopefully next week I'll be on a wired internet ethernet connection with my gigabit internet cool so jealous yeah but I'm moving I might I'm moving in a month's time yeah you bought a house and I'm I'm moving to a place that has fiber to the premise ooh does it already has it in the house already installed so wait you're both going to have houses oh great now I've got to buy a house just to be in the click it cost me a yeah I had one before but I don't have one now yeah you beat

us before yeah you had one like a decade ago you bought one and then sold it again we haven't done that no yeah yeah cuz I was getting a divorce M I wasn't going to mention that but you both beat me to that y it'll get there man you'll get there thanks D been there done yeah so how far from your current house is your new house that you have bought um probably about 15 minutes oh that's all right it's so weird the house house we're moving to it's in New South Wales oh across the border Interstate commit Federal offenses bigger than the place we have now has like three toilets

and cost about $300,000 less wow huh $100,000 per toilet yeah yeah except that you don't own the house you're currently in right no no we're just renting it does not cost any less for you than where you are no but it's just weird like the house that we're in now is quite small compared to where we're moving but if we were to buy this it be like 850,000 or something crazy are you moving to a really [ __ ] area is that it no canib is just really weird okay and and queen be and where we're going to it's just a really strange place with prices mhm I guess closer in is you know probably the price here right or is it not how it works it's just area wise it's sort of a bit area wise but there could be a price difference like a

street over a couple hundred thousand I think the closer you are to the prime minister's house the more expensive I I could get to the prime minister's house in five minutes from here okay but then they see the thing is they changed Prime Ministers so not each house though it shifts wait is that true is is there like prime minister gets a house is there a White House equivalent you know what I didn't know that is there a house that they there's kirly house but the last few prime ministers have decided not to live there as far as I know h but yeah no there is a there is for the Prime Minister yeah yeah I would I'd be I'd be wary of I've been there committing to living in house that was for the Prime Minister considering how quickly Australians [ __ ] kick him out

these days yeah you you wouldn't unpack everything would you the funny thing is is it's not like the Australians are kicking him out it's the other politicians who kick them out no that's what I mean though yeah yeah so back be like I'll probably just stay where I am hey see how this go yeah I'm going to become a new South Welshman again well even Trump didn't move into the White House right he doesn't live at the white house uh no I think he does I think he's I thought he elected to live in his own residence cuz he was like I've got a house that's better than the White House no no he he lives at the White House but Vanka and his son still live in New York because he goes to school oh okay okay and and it's costing Matt like a million dollars a day or

something for that to happen yeah plus he owns a private island right maralago probably yeah in Florida private yeah I think it's literally within sight of Brian Epstein's Private Island yeah Jeffrey Epstein yes Brian EP his innocent brother yes Brian Epstein who is the producer of The Beatles um and a filthy p no absolutely not a p great guy yeah I know that was that was you know what you know what man you could be right Brian Epstein might well be a pedophile no no let's not do that let's stick to the real pedos that's what they want you to do come stick to me get a sticky

beak um can I change gear for a sec or do you want to tell us more about your yard please do no no no I've just like I said I've just been doing stuff I'm feeling very uh very much like a a man who owns a home well you are very much you are stuck at home now aren't you I'm not stuck at home I got to wear a mask when I go out we did yesterday but we're not allowed out in peirs anymore really really yeah huh I mean people do because they're [ __ ] idiots there are [ __ ] idiots everywhere honestly listeners I'm just going to go on a quick di tribe so just bear with me um if you uh are one of those people who thinks you can just ignore the [ __ ] rules uh with this lockdown um write in and let me know why you think everyone else

is wrong but you I'm I'm I'm serious WR in and help me understand well my biggest concern it's just a I mean it's so people don't die like really you you're not you're not going to you know help prevent the deaths of people that's weird you Noti that millions of other people are all kind of working together to get this over and you want to fly your [ __ ] kite do you and the thing is like people go I'm not sick so it's fine but you can still be a carrier yeah and be spreading it to everyone and yeah it's people just don't understand I think they un unfortunately they probably I do know that this week they yeah um we will make them understand uh the beach is opened in

Australia apparently so that people could just you know do exercise or pass through or whatever and everyone just went laid down and sunbaked and so they were like well the beaches are now [ __ ] closed again you [ __ ] can't trust anybody what I have been doing however is I've been watching a lot of TV and uh it's been good to catch up on some stuff and this week I watched the greatest TV show that I think I've ever seen and that's devs okay Dev I love the [ __ ] out of this show mhm yeah I just it's just so good that I'm actually a little bit annoyed now because now I'm going to hold all other television to this standard and nothing's going to get there I don't know what to watch next cuz whatever it is is going to disappoint me now is it a comedy cuz I

couldn't work it out to me it sounds like a comedy no no no I thought it was a comedy when I first saw it cuz I was like oh it's Nick Offman it'll be a funny show about I don't know nickman but he is not funny in this if if he normally is he's not he's [ __ ] miserable in it yeah [ __ ] hell is it is about like developers like prog in way yep let's start there and then just watch it okay yeah I I feel like telling you what it's about would and in fact the funny thing is about yes about three episodes in too I started thinking I don't know why they called this show devs I mean it's I get it they're devs but like is that's not and then you're like oh okay I get it I get it yeah yeah it's [ __ ] there's lay layers to this [ __ ] man honestly I

might just watch this again from the start all way it's really good it's really good really thought-provoking on on a lot of levels like it touches on all sorts of stuff just about like all sorts of different topics just like uh politics uh philosophy just it's there's so much to it it's really good really good but it's it's entertaining like don't don't don't think it's just like oh it's just some think piece that I've got to really no it's just it's a great story yeah that's what I mean it's just really well done like on because like I said it's got all that stuff I mentioned but also it's fun to watch it's not like a SLO or anything it's

no man I just couldn't stop watching like mhm would I like it yes I think so I think so yeah I think so it's it's I might give it a try then is it too much to give away to say that it's kind of sci-fi no I think that's fine remember those you can't spoil things for me I think it's becomes pretty obvious early on like cuz it it's got like a bit of uh yeah like sci-fi like bit of future Tech kind of stuff right from the from the outset you can tell something something oh this is like this is very futuristic kind of going on yeah it's about it's about a guy who works for a tech company and he gets a promotion mhm that's what pretty Co is what it's about yep so on the strength of that alone if that sounds good watch it and if you also want to get your mind blown right

out of your [ __ ] skull you should watch it also cuz that will happen one thing this is not a spoiler uh this is just an interesting fact that I was like what the the kid in it yeah is a woman a girl I know I know Luke there is a there is a character that's a young boy and it's it's just played by a woman yep like the the actress is female the character is male and they don't there's like they're not transgender there's no mention of it it's just a boy played by a girl yeah and I had no [ __ ] idea like the and I was like huh add that to the [ __ ] list of mind-blowing things about this show I Googled it at one stage cuz I was like it's a pretty cute little

boy and I goog and I was like [Laughter] pH no cuz we got to the end and we were like [ __ ] man that was that was great and we were like everyone yeah who was it cuz uh there was someone in it that I was like the [ __ ] were they in I can't remember oh oh because the main character is from X makina yeah because it's written and directed by Alex Garland yeah but I didn't realize like Lily the girl in it is the other yeah well they've done everything to make this beautiful woman as unattractive as possible for this show sure yeah she's so beautiful in X marer and she's so unattractive in this it's bizarre but yeah so we're looking up stuff and Jenna was like wait a minute Lyndon is a girl and I was like Oh I

thought I guess they never really brought up and she's like no no no he it is a boy in the show but the actress it's a act by a woman yeah yeah and I was just like oh huh interest like that's and apparently it's because he wanted the character to be like this kind of perfect like boy and then they couldn't find one like woman let's look at some girls yeah is that maybe going to lead up to something in the future seasons very surprised if there's more spil this is a self-contained story no no no well it's a self-contained story yeah and in fact if if they offer Alex Garland a second season I hope he spits in their face yeah or no you can't you can't just don't do it you no here's the thing you could and I'm very worried that they might but I hope they don't oh

by the way it's completely different yeah but how could it be exactly yeah the uh a little while ago a couple of years ago even on this podcast when we all watched Mad Max Fury Road and um we all loved it and we were saying how what we love about Mad Max is that each film is just a different kind of tall tale about Max um but that it's so obvious now that because it's you know the 21st century and the last Mad Max had shes they on in it and she was like really cool and everyone liked it the next one is definitely also going to be about her and guess what it is yeah it's a sh is it a Mad Max movie or is it about her I think at this stage it's likely to just be about her okay we'll see on the one hand

Furious is cool character on the other hand I kind of liked that thing about Mad Max so exactly yeah weird they can't help themselves no they can't well he's got to get the [ __ ] money from somewhere that's the thing yeah that's true so if that's what people want that's what the studios are going to demand from him yep devs has Allison pill in it Luke and I know you like her I do I've liked her recently in I liked her last night actually in what cars peard oh peard I am speed I didn't know she was in Picard actually Cruz Ramirez I guess no I'm kidding if you um Luke have you seen an

old movie called dear Wendy dear Wendy I can't say that I have put that on your list it's about a deer named Wendy it's a hunting movie yeah it is a hunting movie it's about a bunch of nerds who decide to feel a bit more empowered at school uh and around town um they'll carry around guns and it's just kind of about what happens to them group and it's great sounds interesting it is interesting Wendy all right all right I might look into that and look into has Adon pill yeah that's why I'm talking about it Y and Bill Pullman oh Bill Pullman his career went nowhere he's doing the cner yeah the C is great yeah and then just disappeared oh season 3 is not released here yet is it is it

all out there can get it from I I think it's all out yeah where where have we decided to start saying we get things from now that Italy is not a place anyone would likely go oh yeah um Tortuga okay yes yes I'm going to I'll go to Tortuga toruga I might see if I can find D Wendy on a site before I look at Tortuga yeah oh there's no complete sin season 3 oh maybe it's not all out I'm not sure maybe that's what it is could be hey Luke uh I hear that despite the global pandemic Tom Nook is still being a greedy little [ __ ] he really is [ __ ] no respect for but now he's also brought his kids in on the

deal I I I heard see I'm still resisting this game despite everyone's attempts to [ __ ] lure me in good I've purchased it I've played for about 30 seconds has got my Island and then Hannah has just taken it over okay well see that's fine as long as like you're getting your money's worth or she's getting your money for you know what I mean yeah it's it's probably the game that's been played the most on the switch and I've just quite a few she it's probably her money let's be honest yeah it's no it came out of Luke's allowance yeah she's be getting pointed from our fans so dary's been helping her out with the game that's that's the thing dar's like oh you know I can help you out with it and I was like oh God

stop tempting me I really want to play it but I I shouldn't I've got so many games cuz it's so I know it's time consuming I know it is cuz that is a grindy game yeah yeah I I grind on that little raccoon it's a game designed to suck your time suck your time man I've been uh I've been that's why I've been playing short games I've been playing short Little Indie Games I I've you know the other day I I think a couple of weeks ago I was saying that i' played rust uh Rusty Lake uh hotel and then Rusty lak's [ __ ] prime or whatever it is anyway I'm now playing Rusty Lake no no R Rusty Lake Roots is the is that the one that's on the island they're the forest uh no that's Rusty

Lake hold on let me open up Ste that's that's the one I'm playing right now which is the third one that I've played in this short time um they're [ __ ] good man and uh Rusty Lake Paradise is on the island okay Rusty Lake Roots is like this dynastic family story that just kind of spans the entire Victorian era and uh just [ __ ] death and creepy [ __ ] and coolness it's it's it's great um yeah they make some good [ __ ] it's really good but the other one that I'm playing currently is the door yes I've played that oh man I'm up

to chapter 4 which I started today um this is [ __ ] great yeah for for such it's got very simple Graphics like very like pixel art but but like very simple pixel art almost like one it is it it is Police quest one level yeah but it doesn't matter no like it tells the story just fine it tells a great emotive story and a couple of times it startled me yeah yeah it's creepy yeah yeah yeah it's a good game oh man uh I've got season 2 that I haven't played yet I realized oh was there a season two okay getting there too here we go really hope they start porting these to Xbox uh yeah they could I guess cuz it's just you know it's all just you click on things so in theory it could work it's I hate clicking on things on the

Xbox yeah yeah I'm glad I played Divinity on my on this PC instead of on on the Xbox cuz I season two yeah yeah and the other thing about is that because I'm you know usually a console gamer but I'm on my computer more so it makes sense especially when I'm working from home to do a bit of work and then just close that window and just open up steam and just give myself a little half an hour reward yeah then close that go back to work yep do some work yeah close that open up a private tab in y i i want to know what you were going to say then Matt well I was going to say what you type in I was going to say go to uh Invader V's twitch Channel

but then I realized we didn't talk about that on this episode no that was just you telling us about it off air well no Luke brought it up right cuz we were talking about the cams and the cam girls and all that kind of stuff yeah all right fine inv V was begging for money on the internet that's that's what I'm talking about and if you can't afford to give her $5 you got to get off your ass and get a job yeah there's a twit it's a twitch streamer called Invader V and she's a young lady that's quite popular cuz you know cuz she's pretty and she had to go at her viewers for not giving her money and they said she said I think that's the first time she's had a go him before unfortunately there's a lot of this going I think it's

probably because people are you know need money right now so she well look her her Discord handle is is on here why don't we why don't we link her in and the opportunity God no did you listen to her Rand I don't want I don't want to talk to her of course not but yeah she said if you can't afford to pay her five bucks a month then you should not be watching her should be going and getting a job because it's not that much Mone does know she doesn't have a real job yeah her job I assume is showing her tits on the internet yeah yeah anyway that's what that was about yeah well speaking of the the the pandemic though Tom kns increased [ __ ] interest or no reduced the interest rate in the bank in Animal

Crossing which is kind of I I read these articles and I was like what the [ __ ] this game is so weird so you can deposit your turnips right it's turnips it's been a while been a while since I played the other one you guys play some weird it play real weird games animal crossing right you Bells sorry Bells is the the currency the turnip thing I guess was in New Leaf anyway I don't remember there's a bank run by the nooks the NOS of raccoons and they're criminals do you know anything about a damn thing this is not going to make any sense and I don't know how to make it make sense Tom no is like a Mafia Boss who will keep giving you loans that you have to repay pay back to him yeah

so the I haven't played the new game so I can't speak to it but in the previous game right the premise is you turn up that the the game is you get to this new location where you've moved and you're greeted by this raccoon and his name's Tom no and he's like welcome we heard you were coming uh we've built you a house to live in and and now you owe me $300,000 so uh you can start by working in my shop as a slave until you've paid that back and then and then if you play games to me that's cool you pay him off and then he goes thank you I've now built you an extension you ow me $300,000 put a second floor in the house for you oh that's that's going to be expensive so see at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow for your next shift but apparently in

the new game there's a bank where you deposit your money and you're supposed to get interest and they just cut all the interest which I which is just I I assume it's for like balancing the game or something like that but just the fact that they did this during the [ __ ] pandemic is just so funny to me like you can't they cut the interest they're paying not the interest you repay back yeah oh so oh that's a bit rough it's just such a weird meta thing is just like oh got to cut the interest back on these [ __ ] fake this fake money in this game um so I've just Googled Invader V uh to find out who the [ __ ] this person is all well and good uh exactly what I was expecting can you guys just scroll down to cell 70 of the spreadsheet and

just click on this website and um I now know where the designer of our logo got the ins for said logo well now I'm distracted sorry sorry anyway speaking of uh [ __ ] on the internet uh Matt while while you were away one week Luke and I uh discussed uh Michaela Spielberg daughter of Steven Spielberg who has become interet um and then on the episode I actually think this might have been the after party um so if you don't know what long

time looking for videos we looked for this content and we couldn't find it um have you never found it no I haven't and I want to know Luke if you kept looking or if you found it because I immediately forgot to even think about it ever again no I just gave up on it yeah but we started to think perhaps it's not even true right have you seen it Matt no no because I didn't look because I was thinking I don't want to see a woman who looks like Steven Spielberg naked I'll be honest well for starters she's adopted okay yeah all right she's I was like as soon as I said that I was like he's going to bring up Bryce Dallas Howard for sure because you know I like her I

didn't even think of that I didn't even think of that she looks you know you know I like her and you know I've seen Ron Howard so so it doesn't always work that way hey speaking of Ron Howard except not really but if I could just use this as a quick segue um the guy who took over Rogue one after Gareth Edwards was sacked yeah is doing the Rogue one spin-off and I don't know how I feel about that yeah so the the TV show The Cass andle show yeah yeah I work entitled Rogue 2 well it's better than my idea of Rogue one two I don't know if it is yeah I feel like yours is better cuz I I feel I don't know how how you guys feel about this but I feel that even if Gareth Edwards needed someone to come in and

kind of tied it up a bit and you know smooth out some rough edges Rogue onean is his film like it has has because of it's not I don't know I guess we don't know how much cuz they kept it quiet with that whole thing so how much is actually his and what's not all I know is the trailer came out before this new guy had come on and everything in that trailer was [ __ ] magnificent I know what you're saying not in it though yeah most of it most of it was cut but uh and what we got was a great movie yeah I know I know such a I did really like it I I mean there are there is stuff in it like I've done a rewatch and I'm like there's stuff in there that it just doesn't a doesn't make any sense and be shouldn't be there like that [ __ ] slug thing that that

oh yeah go his mind and it's supposed to make him crazy but then it just doesn't then it just doesn't yeah and they never mention it again and then when they they they like oh they they use the slug on him and they're like he's telling the truth and then far is like a he's still probably lying it's like you just cut that whole thing out it's [ __ ] pointless move on yeah did like did not need to be in the film at all except they show him being a bit crazy later on so they're like well that's not going to make sense yeah so I don't know is it's a little bit of little bit of mess in there I think from all the editing is what I'm assuming that is yeah I know it's still I it's probably the best Rogan's still the best spin-off movie been apart from Caravan of Courage I

think R of Gage yeah yeah I think but it's I I think it's better Rogue onean I liked Force awakens better probably but I think Rogue one is the second best movie they've made like during the Disney era my four favorite Star Wars movies are Star Wars Empire Rogue one and force awakens not necessarily but just all the four of those are just magnificent that's the ones I probably agree with that oh obviously watch solo again because when I watched uh the rise of Skywalker again

it didn't really hold up and uh so yeah SOLO was pretty good yeah I remember enjoying it I'm not going to comment I really did not like solo okay I think possibly because my expectations were in the toilet and it was not that bad maybe that's why I enjoy I was like oh this doesn't this doesn't make me want to kill myself did you tune out the second Han started speaking wook no it's because Luke still thinks Chewy was eating people what that's I still think that was a thing yeah that is weird cuz I'm playing to feed it to the wook feed it to the monster yep I mean and he speaks why does he speak w and then never speaks it

again yeah that was pretty what I what I did like about rise of Skywalker and I can't quite remember I think it might have been Finn but someone doesn't speak R2 unit and uh I found that refreshing because everyone can always just understand them yeah in all the other movies but in in in this at some point somebody said oh he says this and translates for him yeah doesn't he I think Finn does that in Force awakens at some point too right bb-8's like chattering at him and he's like I don't speak that ah sure yeah yeah I think yeah and he gives like the thumbs up of his little light but but what a great scene yeah it's great yeah out of my way Bo he's speaking a speaking of movies there was an article this week and I am a little I I don't understand why this

was even really a thing so Back to the Future right I I completely agree with the rider on this one yeah I feel like this is self-explanatory and I'm not even sure how this turned into a thing except celebrities talking some pretty interesting people waiting on this yeah hey let's not it's been slow news week that's also true let's not do that thing where we don't say what we're talking about right so it started because it started because James gun's been doing he's been on Twitter chatting to people and he's been doing live watches of Guardians movies and stuff like that and he was posting lists of movies right like is the best action movies in his opinion best thriller blah blah blah and one of them was just I think it was just perfect movies five perfect movies right

M and he included Back to the Future and then he said it could be imperfect and then in Brackets why don't mom and dad remember Marty but I would still argue it's a perfect film blah blah blah and then Chris Pratt replied to him and said maybe they do remember him but not as Marty as Calvin and when Marty returns to the present day it could have been years since his parents would have said H our kid looks like that guy we knew back in high school kind of thing so maybe that does did come up at some point we just never saw it but then the screenwriter came out and said why would they remember yeah what he look like do you remember every kid was at your high school for 4 days 30 years ago I don't remember what any of them look like

anymore I did an exercise right I thought back to who are my best friends in in high school and can I accurately recall what they looked like and I don't think so no yeah especially people I didn't know that well like I don't think I remember like yeah he met them for 4 days right and sure he was memorable well he points out that maybe some at some point in the 80s when they heard about Calvin Klein the designer they went H we knew a guy called Calvin Klein but that's that's where it would have stopped M yes and it's not like today where people take photos of everything you'd have a record of it yes exactly right but James gun even came back and was trying to say like oh maybe uh maybe the the SpaceTime Continuum protects Itself by not letting people remember and the

writer has just gone no man it's it's way simpler than that they just don't remember well the other thing he says too the riter was like you're not born looking like that and it was their child who then grew up and just looked like what he looked like so they would never have really thought about it not only that we know there's a connection they have no idea to even make those two things have anything to do with each other yes but I do remember Family Guy making fun of it many years ago oh really what did they do so of like just pointing out that hey like it's funny that our son looks like that guy back then I mean look if he was

after events then think could George MF was like why you know yeah why does my son look like Calvin although even I guess yeah even if it was like he still would have had to wait 18 later he might be like honey you uh you heard from Calvin in the last you know 20 years cuz how's Marty is supposed to be in that movie like 18 I think yeah so be 18 it'd be 18 years ago did you you see Calvin 18 years ago any chance but also I can't imagine George McFly ever having the balls to say anything no yes certainly not the first time around no so I think it probably just would have been left unsaid yeah anyway that's uh

resolved I think Perfect movie it is pretty good they kind of screwed up good movie the thing you know the the time travel stuff with the later ones but whatever yeah Back to the Future they still good movies they're fun movies to just Chuck on y loved them used to watch them when I was clean in my room as a kid you Chuck one one yeah and they they don't insult your intelligence yes it's not necessarily [ __ ] science accurate time travel no but very few films are like Looper for example oh don't even don't even yeah I know I know I was I did that on purpose I'm sorry do we want to talk about tits again I love talking about tits gole uh Google Microsoft Microsoft introduced this feature to Bing that

would show you uh trending image searches like if you search for shutter stock who thought that was a good idea well there's so many funny things about this yeah it it was a a Tren tring images on shutter stock it would show like a a carousel of of the the images and they had to shut it off because of course they did for some reason and the funniest thing about this is that the images are generally okay except for there's two that are not but people would search just type in a search for Shutterstock and it would come up with a top trending images on Shutterstock and uh the descriptions let me I'll just read you some descriptions here mhm mature mom and young son stock footage

video little girl peeing video well I mean it's hard to misinterpret that one big tits video girl take off panties mhm boy erection and then technology but so apart from okay so the mature m young son it's just a picture of a m and her kid right it's just given it's just got this provocative title clearly intentionally yeah the little girl ping is actually apparently a photo of a little girl peeing which I mean that's weird but it's not I mean I guess maybe there's a reason you would want a stock photo of that well I also think that's only sexual if you make it sexual exactly and yeah exactly because of the context of

this article because right next to it is one that says big tits with a bird yeah yeah it's a bird right so it's kind of giving it that context uh and then the girl taking off panties is what it says but it's kind of shot art you know in an artsy way and it's clearly supposed to be for a commercial or something boy erection is a kid and his dad putting up a tent and then the technology one is uh is just stock footage yeah but so they've had to disable the feature because that's just weird look Shutterstock is notorious for this I'm on shutter stock nearly every day and um see why in fact that was on there yesterday right and um looking for little girls p no but I'm I'm currently doing an uh southeast Asia remake of an

American Commercial and because we can't shoot anything at the moment it has to be sto right um and so um I typed in and they they want a shot where it's two little girls and they're trying to sleep in one keeps waking up the other so I typee in Asian sisters in bed [Laughter] right never type that in just never type that in you got to you got to wait through a lot of Filth even onut even on Shutterstock let me uh [ __ ] hell okay let me yeah hold on do do I need to engage my VPN I'm not going to send you a shutterst link I'm going to uh it's it's it's literal porn it's not shut you can't you can't get this stuff on shut I typed it into nude Hub nude Hub I don't know I'm not I

can't get I can't access any of them oh of course H you live in a nanny State yeah I live in a state with your nan I'm I'm on sh stock at the moment my God these things are expensive well it's for corporate use generally yeah yeah and if you if you commercial license for it it's even it's even more like a 10c video of 4K is $250 and that's us doll too most likely God Productions spend a lot of money on things yeah I was always amazed when I first started doing location stuff I was [ __ ] Amazed by how much they pay people just to shoot in their living room for a day I'll tell you uh they don't pay so much no more there's

been a massive drop off in the last five or so is of what people are willing to pay and I think it's got to do with the fact that there's like social media influencers putting content on YouTube for free and so now everyone just thinks things should be free yeah so they can't get the money yeah well they pay like I mean there's been scenarios where you know we set that Garage on fire once that was [ __ ] awesome they got a lot of money right and really the only thing that we like some of the paint kind of bubbled so that had to be repaired and the [ __ ] production company paid for that anyway and they got like I I can't even remember it was it was like five figures that what they got paid just for a day of that so and now now I get say a

$20,000 budget for a high-end commercial that they say oh it's only going on the internet that's why we don't want to pay as much and it's like you know your [ __ ] computer has a higher resolution than your TV right and you realize more people are probably going to see it on the internet than on your television why you're putting it online uh I've just sent something to the uh to the WhatsApp this was my search results for um young Asian sisters on bed God [ __ ] hell right where is it WhatsApp in WhatsApp wow what'sapp so you have to send me a copy of this commercial finish you yeah you'll be very disappointed cuz I eventually did find

what I was looking for oh well that's a shame so yeah mic Microsoft's turned off that feature now not surprised they've been forced to mhm because apparently shutter stock is why do they give them titles like that that's so [ __ ] stupid yeah cuz the thing with well now when you click on those link links they' have changed the titles oh have they yeah right what I don't understand is the whole thing about shutter stock is you want it's not like clickbait where you weren't going to click on anything you're searching for stuff you want it to be as accurate as as it possibly can be like are they thinking we want people who are looking for porn to accidentally come and spend $1,000 on [ __ ] stock footage the [ __ ] blue

tipped tufted tit Mouse yeah like wanted corn but I've got this and this is pretty nice yeah who boys erection video now when I click on that link it's Caucasian dad and son assembling tent on holiday Outdoors it's very specific he hard just not featured in this [Laughter] video it's it reminds me of uh 10 years and a little bit ago searching for music tracks on Library Muses when were no rules they basically used to be able to say this sounds like aavid Bowie song So if you needed something that sounded like a David Bowie song you would you would search David Bowie and all the tracks that

sounded like him came up and then uh then they were like you can't do that so now you have to okay um' 70s Space Rock you know yeah giant burning ball of gas person yeah that's right yeah and hopefully the algorithm will figure out what you mean by that dance fancy dance we uh we owe a lot to Al Gore for coming up with the algorithm on the internet that he invented yeah uh got some sad news yeah Luke um I'd like to nominate someone for Geek of the week if you don't mind uh I I'll I'll you're allowed to this is you're allowed to nominate you're allowed to nominate someone as long as long as you weren't involved in

their death you're allowed to nominate sure okay okay thanks for stipulating it hasn't it hasn't been a problem so far I don't need to redact any but uh it's good to know for the future uh the the person I like to nominate for Geek of the week this week is an actor called Malcolm Dixon you might not know the name but you've definitely in some short films um you've definitely seen his performance in willly woner and the Chocolate Factory Flash Gordon Time Bandits The Dark Crystal Labyrinth Willow and even the goodies playing the [ __ ] in each of those Productions I like it literally his role in Flash Gordon dwarf dwarf yeah he was a goblin

in Labyrinth awesome yeah y he hasn't done a lot of acting since 1997 in fact none no guess of that either um in fact several of these roles uh are uncredited so uh right you know he in there in a big group of dwarves in Willy won and the Chocolate Factory and then another big group in Willow but uh also his most recent film the 1997 which is what 21 years ago uh is called a witch's way of love and it he plays Merlin and I kind of want to see that now does sound interesting wait Ren Vanessa parody in it Jean

Renault is in it oh okay okay maybe I do want to watch French film yeah and he's actually credited quite High old Malcolm Dixon yeah this could be good well could be yeah I mean it might not be Michelle F or Michael f is very skilled in computers and he goes to Paris to meet a very important person to discuss a contract who wrote this but Michael was born on a special astral date upon arriving in Paris he meets morgane and her son ah let's see where this is G morgane is a witch she is beautiful she is good and she needs Michael to save her son from Evil Powers oh yeah okay sure yeah yeah I'm going to I'm going to pass on this probably won't watch this

are you going to pass on the movie or on allowing Malcolm Dixon to be geek of the week I'm going to pass on the movie I'm going to allow him to be geek of the week okay he played Ewok Warrior yeah that's true uncredited uncredited it say as Malcolm Dixon right that means he got in he was credit and he was also did the voice of Ewok warrior in Star Wars Battlefront game oh did he what there you go oh yeah in 2004 huh yeah oh okay so he's done a bit of he's done a bit of Voice work well it says archive footage which means they probably just yed it from the movie and they probably had to credit all of the people who were Ewok because I don't know that they're going to be able to say oh that Ewok voice that's dubbed over at that exact moment is this

guy yeah he was also in a documentary about Terry gillams films hold time banet I've not seen that in a very long time maybe that one I will question but I also kind of don't it's not going to be anywhere as good as I yeah I've thought it was good when I first watched it I would have been I I watch Bandits on um on a on a barge to Amsterdam when I was very very young right is that when your dad made the announcement yes it's that exact trip yeah and uh yeah have you asked him you going to tell someone a story and then you're like that probably didn't happen that

yeah that that's what it was it was somebody was talking about [ __ ] announcements on boats or something and I went you know what my dad and then as soon as I started to say it I was like did not happen Danny not the way you remember like I have a weird memory of being when I was very young I'm not sure exactly how young is in Australia so prob I don't know maybe around 10 maybe a bit younger we went to this [ __ ] remember the Teddy Bears Picnic thing they used to do yes you guys yeah yes and I was riding my bike through the yeah through the through the woods there woods but yeah uh and I kind of got lost and I have this weird memory of there being like a building like kind of in the middle of a clearing there and just some dude being there smoking a

cigarette and I'm me being like hey can you help me get back to the teddy bear picnic and him being like what's in it for me and just ignoring me that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time

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