Cheeserim: Skyrim, Dial of Destiny & New Jedi Order Trilogy

it's only been one week but I already have an update on the gnome investigation not only does this mean there's an update but it also means you have a time frame to go back through your door cam also only been a week in a week is a is a lifetime in a kidnapping situation yeah that's right welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to do all things nerdy there's good news they have been returned right unarm the they've been returned and freshly fainted so and haven't now I've seen a photo and they look great I want to see how they look before but I they were

fine before but I was thinking about this right that's it's so presumptuous right it is because that's what if they were like I don't know looms like yeah exactly yeah yeah oh M if my daughter painted a gnome and someone painted over it what if your kids who are dead now did them or something like that they don't know no but they don't know they don't know that's the thing and that's why it's so weird like it seems like I can see where people would think it's a nice thing but it's just so intrusive very presumptuous but now we've got a choice cuz we got we got got the camera out saw who did it have no idea who it is still which is even weirder it's a total stranger wow like it's not like a neighbor that we know so it's a total stranger but now do

we put our other NES out that are out the back that need a bit of refresh out there and that's right yeah uhuh MH other things you need painted you know an old birdhouse or something pop that out there see when they're going to stop listeners we're going to harness the power of the listeners to assist with this too because this person might have an Instagram or some kind ofh YouTube channel where they're like cuz there's YouTube channels for guys who mow Lawns right you've had that happen to you maybe you got by one of them maybe they with the mowing La they do do the thing where they come and ask no not always I've there's one guy who um he's been told off halfway through before cuz he was mowing the lawn someone's rental property who just doesn't give a [ __ ]

and the guy shows Up's like what doing my [ __ ] lawn and he's like mowing it it's [ __ ] I mean that's kind of fair though like if some guy was Mo my lawn I'd want to know who he was and what he was doing there and mo your lawn is not a good enough explanation for why he being sitation Luke's having Luke's had exactly that situation and now he's got the gnome situation so what I'm saying is there could be a YouTuber out there don't if I hope this is the same person or not do people just think I don't know how to take care of myself or something don't know what they think that no you we already established they don't know you so they don't know well L doesn't know them that doesn't mean they don't know Luke I mean he is a dle internet

celebrity so yeah and it is fairly obvious that he can't take care of himself I guy from multiple nerdgasms grass needs Mo and his nose need repainting so so that I don't know what'll happen after this cuz I was hoping I could find out like which neighbor what I saw but now I don't something of theirs what's the next man woman or child it's a woman a woman woman okay it's a woman elderly woman like a retire old woman okay yeah because older woman that's not YouTuber you never know I mean I don't want to Grandma she's a she's an old woman true in fact I might I might try to get in touch with her this week because uh I've also began playing Skyrim again oh and how many times have you purchased it

now uh at least three times and this is the third time I'm playing it um I've got to say guys Skyrim on the switch it was like a match that was always meant to be this is stunning I a lot of screaming or running off it here's the thing I don't know I would have assumed it was running off it except I didn't download it but the um the streaming version of uh Resident Evil Village took like 10 minutes to load because it had to connect to the server and this loads instantly so so I honestly don't know but it it is the graphics are so precise it couldn't possibly be be using this Hardware I mean I've had it for a while certainly before they were streaming games so I think it does run on there it's like I bought it I think back when it came out on the switch like years ago

that was a now do you have the enhanced Edition uh that's a good question I don't cuz I've not even looked up to see what the difference between enhanced and nonenhanced is um I just saw that this was $30 and went yeah that's that's within my price range and and guys honestly been playing a bit of Skyrim before B at night it's been amazing it's like it's 2011 all over again the funny thing is I so I've owned Skyrim I bought it on PC first many many years ago MH um when we lived in norburn actually when it came out I remember when you were playing it and then I bought it on the Xbox 360 right or Xbox One no Xbox one would have been 360 I had it on oh no no I bought it later on on the Xbox One and then um because I bought the HD the

remastered version of it there was you know there was a remaster of it like years ago they bought right and I've since bought the the upgrade Edition on that and I've bought the switch version so and as Tod held says you keep buying it we'll keep releasing it if they keep releasing I'll keep buying it honestly it's amazing last place I played it was on the Xbox actually like few months ago yeah so I played it twice on Xbox the 360 would have been the first time and then Xbox One the second time the first time I basically did a regular play through similar combination of of uh main story and side quests second time I played through I didn't do any of the main story whatsoever it was a longer playthrough than the first one and all I

did was just live there um this time I'm going to do the main story but I'm also if I discover a location I have to clear it I'm not allowed to just let things come up on the map and then just go what was that so if I find a cave all right well going in this going yeah so I'm really enjoying what if you I'm I'm also not getting like totally stuck on inventory this time either like having to search every corpse and every he going to leave those wheels of cheese lying around are you right yeah loser I've always always carrying too much in those games cuz I might need this new weapon I've just got I never use it but I and then you're like what's taking all this room why do I have 500 Forks yeah that's right yeah and it's

it's also I'll take this and sell it cuz I need money I've got all the money in the world but I the store is like I don't want that why you brought but also like before I was carrying all these dragons bones with me and it stuff figure they don't figure in they just are expensive so sell them immediately you can make armor out of them at a certain point if you want to yeah yeah the last time I played it I basically before I I got to White Run and then from there managed to not play any more of the story until I had dragon armor I got so good at blacksmithing that was what all I focused on and then just playing the game once you've got that from the start you're Invincible you just make daggers and you can get

yeah yeah just make dagger over and over and over if you want to do that you can do that it is it is a little cheaty you still need resources though so you still need to go out and fight dragons Etc but you do level up your uh your smithing very very quickly doing that yes I don't have a Smith I can use yet cuz I'm not now I want to play it again think that's how it works in real life is that you just you just make daggers over and over again all you make is daggers and then one day you I've made enough daggers now I can make dragon bone armor well I um I worked at the Easter show one year and um was uh I bied up to the blacksmith that was there and he taught me how to make Horseshoes and I will say I made three over a long weekend the

first one didn't wasn't even shaped like a horseshoe it was it was garbage by the third one was not having it you could kind of tell that it was meant to be a horseshoe so I do think if you've made thousands of Dage probably are a good yeah I've made a dagger with my friend Ed yeah yeah he had a he had a forge in his his um his garage in um uh Stan more oh yeah yeah as you do yeah he he was a DM yeah the Stan more blacksmiths yeah he was the dungeon master for our D and D game back many many moons ago and um he had a yeah he had a forge he moved to uh I'm shocked that somebody that be into dungeons of dragons has made a for he moved to Catalonia and he does metal work there now so good on him I mean if you're

going to do it anywhere yeah that's like prob more of a business there than St St yeah but I did make one I made one dagger so have it no I left it with him cuz it was all his materials and everything I felt weird about it yeah he just did it for the sake of the experience yeah it's [ __ ] hard should stabbed him with it and then you would have become his power yeah for RO a lot of heting cooling down hitting six or above to see if you survive [ __ ] it's [ __ ] hard work I bet it is in stanmore in a garage that opens onto the back alley it's [ __ ] hot and hard work it's good fun though bet it is now we've all watched a

trailer oh yeah we have we are all excited and nervous all at the same time I think man okay I tell you what I would have been only excited if they hadn't have included that New York City footage in because in the last trailer I managed to convince myself that maybe that was just work in progress special effects but it's still in there and so now I think okay so there's there's at least one really over-the-top blue screen Chase sequence um uh that I'm not excited about so they showed this at sorry did we say what this was that was no no I was about to say obviously it's the Star Wars celebration so they showed the Indiana Jones trailer yeah yeah which I was like

all right I mean it is owned by the same company sort of isn't it yeah so Indiana Jones and the dial of Destiny oh that's right they they own the rights to make new ones but they don't own the distribution rights to the old ones something like that yeah Paramount still owns that or something m but uh yeah so new new trailer this one this trailer is better than the other other trailer yeah in my opinion it made me go okay the other one made me not want to watch it cringe a little I do get the feeling with this one that they're not going leaning into the old jokes this time like they're starting off with he's retiring well I hope it they start off with that and that sort of I I thought he said Harrison Ford said in an interview recently that they

had a bunch of old man jokes in there and he was like get that out of there yeah [ __ ] yeah they know I'm old let's stop drawing attention to it yeah yeah yeah I already made those jokes in the force awakens yeah Fe wall of bridge looks great in it though yeah sure yeah good actress I'm into her I mean everyone you know what I mean mads mikkelson's a Nazi in it I know and he's going full Nazi too I was like okay I you can only play a if you're famous enough as a nice guy that people know you're not a na you know what I mean like I put on a Nazi outfit even just for a play everyone would be like oh of course of course D it depends for for a main for a main Nazi you need to be that for a background Nazi I think and direct na that's right yeah it's called My Life as

a Nazi and autobiography no I'm looking forward to but I do worri that it's more when the music start to playing that sort of brings me back and that's what I liked about it the other trailer did that I found it to be a bit on the nose and this one they did they smooshed together um uh what it the stone song um Sympathy for the Devil with the Indiana Jones theme and I was like okay sympathy for Phoebe wallbridge yeah one thing I did get other thing I did get from the trailer is cuz you know how he's going to be they're showing like younger versions of him I get the feel they're not flashbacks more of a he's gone back in time type of thing oh interesting I see what you're saying M migon does say he's going to undo what happened in the

past yeah oh so maybe okay so he old Indie doesn't travel back in time but he can travel back in time within his maybe he go backets young I maybe I don't know maybe they [Laughter] kiss well why don't we jerk each other off it's just a feeling I have I don't have anything to um no that's just also yeah it does seem to be something like that because he says Hitler made a bunch of mistakes and I'm going to go back and fix them that's what mads Mickelson says and the dial of Destiny which to me makes it that's what mads mson said in an interview they didn't ask him about that he just started saying it and everyone was like all right we focus on the film

please man yeah he was like you know Hitler Hitler made mistake and they're like probably more than one but go on and he's like no no I just think if I was in Hitler's position I would do at least one thing slightly differently all right Ms yeah was it like working with Harrison Ford the thing is that no not the platform no no [ __ ] it it is the Luke's gone so is there another you I don't know about um I'm listening to I'm listening to this this oh yeah that's where he's gone this long form podcast on Hitler and the Nazis at the moment and the thing is Hitler had so many at so many points and now I didn't agree with him at any of these points but I just feel

it's important to say that however however if he had stopped at a dozen or so points before heed Poland he he would have gotten away with it and and gotten everything you know what I mean like there was so like he invaded Czechoslovakia Annex that he Annex parts of the Soviet Union he'd Annex parts of France and parts of Northern Italy no one did a thing if he just he got a little too greedy yeah yeah sure like Europe today could have been very different if he just kept the re on ited in somewhat and not going Whole Hog yeah yeah yeah be better off I'm just well yeah I mean for us yes I want this to be good I noticed there's a part in it where he says something about well this will be the last time I do this so I I

think they're making it very clear this is not just the start of something new this is I think they did cut that from an interview with Harrison for now I always put that in the movie CU that's they're now saying that actually they're saying this is the final if they could do that I think they should do that with all the interview footage of mark hamilt leading up to um Last Jedi The Last Jedi and just put put all that in as as Luke I don't agree with what I've been told to say in this scene Ray but I'm going to say it anyway that's right oh some new news yeah we did this blew my [ __ ] mind man I L to put his headphones on let Luke put his headphones on and how we know ind's gay I'm back oh he is now damn it I missed well he gay for himself yeah I I'm gay

for him it's not gay it's just masturbation if you're [ __ ] yourself from an alternate timeline do you think when he comes and goes do you think Young IND is doing all his tricks with his dick and then he just gets it out and just quickly jerks off it makes that count this is what happens when a leave you to alone I hope his gun makes the same ridiculous gun sound twangy yeah yeah that like 1930 bullet sound yeah yeah it's like why does it sound like that mhm cuz it's indie yeah and because at this point it would sound weird if it didn't like if you've heard a real gun it just sounds like a big popping sound if his gun made You' be like what is that his gun sounds like a cannon it's like yeah yeah yeah it could be worse it could be like

Natalie Portman's gun in The Phantom Menace when no matter which gun she fires it makes the same sound I'd make a sound if she fired my gun that's when she fell out of the um the helicopter spaceship in Attack of the Clones when if you saw at the movies and she goes uh and then they're like are you all right yeah I'm fine and she is that just after her complete onesie gets torn into a tank top I'm not complaining about that yes it is they fix that in there they fixed that in for the DVD release they filled in the tank top no no the no falls out it actually sounds like she hurts herself she doesn't just go right yeah yeah no no they're not putting more clothes on her no luk just in your absence we we we stopped ourselves from moving on from Indie news

to Star Wars new Star Wars Star Wars news yeah you can't look me out of Star Wars news no no no of course not but we were just saying that there's Ray news did you know that did you read this no ah they've announced happening so James Mangold is doing a movie Dave filon is doing a movie and and someone you've doing a trilogy one of the movies they're doing I forget who's doing which I don't person the other person's doing one that's set years after rise of Skywalker and it's got Daisy Ridley in it as Ray teaching a new generation of Jedi another re this is he's rolling his eyes listeners he's rolling his eyes The Annoying Thing is trying to contain his rage they are they they're going to do

the storyline that they should have done for the actual SE I mean that's optimistic I would have said they were going to make the same mistake all over again but yeah actually says it's the new Jedi Order is the uh is the era Mark Ham's goingon to be like are you [ __ ] serious yes New Jedi Order Daisy Ridley was on hand at Star Wars celebration to celebrate which is appropriate given the name you know what they should do you know what would be awesome if they wrote in that there was a like a former Stormtrooper that was like destined to be a Jedi or something wasn't that great would be great if they started to write a character you know what they should do though they should definitely not make him a person of color so that half the world don't go

please ride him out of the trilogy yes yes there's no way they'd screw that up though we were [ __ ] man honestly I mean the person who's most annoyed about this of course is Boyer himself like was was promised and and really really set up for a very lead role in in that trilogy and then was pushed to the side we all lost when that happened the problem is they let two directors write their own different stories mhm well three and then they panicked about the last one and they just was the third one James Mangold isn't he isn't he back no no um it was what's he the Jurassic world guy um what's his name a bloody the the guy to and because he had did

Godzilla as well uh no no no that's um GTH mingi Edwards I [ __ ] wish GTH mingi would do a Star Wars movie Matt have you seen there's a guy on Twitter who's writing all the fake GTH mangi books oh God no I haven't Colin trevo that's not the guy Runing The Goth books that's the guy who was first to direct episode 9 and they fight him because he Jurassic world came out it was a huge hit but then he did some other movie book of Henry or something if you saw for Disney don't you it was a [ __ ] and then Disney were like Nar and but then remember his script was leaked and it was good yeah well it was different which is you know you know who loved it John Boyer yes so looking at this mangold's film will explore the first Jedi to use

the force and will be set 25,000 years in the past oh it doesn't say in the in what past though that could 25 is in whose past Star Wars I assume that's which one it'll be what it be B I suppose once you get the numbers that big it doesn't really matter 25,000 years which is no no Battle of Yin yeah there's BBY and ab that's where that's the line is it yep H okay well that was what it used to be univers imagine that just some kid just suddenly figures out he can do stuff that's awesome that's awesome and we'll know that there won't be any other Jedi or anything because it doesn't exist yet true what's he going to do is he he's just going to be massively overpowered against whatever it is

that's keeping him down I wonder if they're going to talk about the mid choran like is he the first one he like he [ __ ] a monkey and gets oh my God blood disease and now look it's written byck [ __ ] him back that he got the disease um I saw this interview with George Lucas the other day an older interview but um about the scripts that he gave uh to Disney right yeah and evidently Disney did use quite a few of his ideas in the one in the the force awakens yeah they I mean they said that Cherry Picked a few of his good points but he wanted an entire movie so the force people use the force but then the force and the force influences medoran

inside you right but he wanted it to be that these tiny microbes controlled the force and therefore controlled people and therefore people people that use the force are literally just puppets of these microbes and he wanted episode 10 or something yeah the wills to be set in the like subatomic world and the characters were all microbes so you know how we were like what ideas did George Lucas have that Disney absolutely [ __ ] not but this point I wish they I wish he' done it to be honest cuz I don't like any of this new stuff I know but this is why I also think it's a good idea that it was taken off him a little bit when he SC down that far give it to me I will fix this okay hold on hold on hold on what if they said to you look we

have bought the rights to this [ __ ] Micro World story we have to use that but Luke you can direct it and you can you can interpret any way you want so you're not you have to but you have to still set it in this summer topic world you you'd still be up for it I'd still be up for it and I'd make it work okay I'd like to see that I would definitely watch that movie I'd still it to be set there but a lot of the story would happen elsewhere they you remember when sure but now look what they what I really think they're doing they're doing what they should have done so they're having her building the New jetto Order so there going to be no Empire there'll be there'll be Warlords and stuff so be

the remnants of the Empire that get split up and go off and create their own sort of little sanctums and stuff that'll that'll happen I bet it won't I bet it'll be something [ __ ] that you won't think of because seem very sure about this yeah what they should also do is they should also get to the part where I thought Luke was going The Last Jedi before they ruined it and turned him into no there is good luck that they go into that gray area sure there is no black and white light and dark I Haven watched is like Michael Jackson always said yes doesn't matter if you're black or white Beat It just I will touch you yeah you can no but that that's not true though he he really only touched white kids is that true I mean anecdotally take but I take it all back

well yeah I think it's only the the yeah it was only sort of white children that came forward I'm sorry I'm sorry I took this in a very strange Direction I'm really sorry list hold on hold on hold on I'll I just you you guys went with this way more than I expected well actually he was a huge Star Wars fan so it's still on top fine um he either write or direct or starring or something the Disney Star Wars ride back in the ' 80s as well there was a Michael Ja Star Wars experience yeah um remember he wanted to be J when Star Wars was still magic he couldn't have done a worse job than armed best um Michael Jackson in that song Too black or white it doesn't say you can you can he'll date you if you're black or white he says if you're thinking

about my baby it don't matter if you're black or white so he's like that's true so like if you're a yeah if you're a friend of the person I'm dating I don't care what race you are does he mean by to be clear I will only date white people um's daughter wasn't it oh well he married her there's no evidence I think she still claims they never consumated that marriage though doesn't she oh dear and then he impregnated a nurse yeah did he why did you do quotes on Nurse not on impregnate he's not convinced of her qualifications but what does she do for a living and then um Elvis's granddaughter

went and married um Nicholas Cage and made him get rid of all his comic books that heent trying to trying to buy back that's right for a lot more than what he sold him for yeah uh except for that that one Superman number one that's still missing to this day un no one's going to part with that the final film in the trilogy so it's not a Trilogy I shouldn't call it that but in the three films that they're making is Dave filon tying together Mandalorian Boba Fett and the Ashoka show so I I just fell asleep what did you say yeah I know right yeah can we um just cut Boba fet out well here's the thing no myto watch bobit yes I have I'm watching it now and oh yeah I'm enjoying it okay okay so I started watching something recently um because as you

know I didn't watch all of Kenobi I watched the first two episodes and then I just couldn't oh I forgot that it was absolute garbage and then I watched this video essay on why conceptually it was very good it was just really drawn out and I thought okay maybe that's true so I found a fan edit that edited the entire series of Kenobi into just one movie and I started watching that and I got about the same editorially the same distance in and it's just not good it's just not any good a there was absolutely no reason for Kenobi and Vader to have met during that time no it really undermines that whole thing that they hadn't seen each other for 30 years it's it's it's it's wrong it ruins what was already there it's like it they found a loophole M where they were able to smush it in

there but that doesn't mean that doesn't mean it makes sense really like oh they never said they didn't bump into each other yeah all right I guess sure heavily imp seen each yeah exactly I mean and it does undermine a lot of you know now I'm the master yeah I know you said that last time we met up yeah that's right and then was he lit he literally says you didn't kill Anakin I killed Anakin yeah we know right it's it actually means a lot less he's telling him that like [ __ ] hell so on the nose you know what I realized the other day and I don't know why this popped into my head when when I was a kid and I used to watch New Hope I thought there were two lightsabers in that movie one red one one blue one

right but there's not oban's lightsaber and Luke's father's lightsaber are two different lightsabers I assumed ass everyone had that one yeah correct I assumed that and and he was like this is it this is the light saber and that Luke had ended up with it but of course that's not the case it's just would had it after that good point I never really thought about that but you never saw them both take them out at once you never saw them duel or even practice dueling right we never established that Obi-Wan had his own light but the one that he gave Luke even though you didn't see him together like he hands the one to Luke Luke's got it and then Obi-Wan uses his to cut off um P but it's not Luke hadn't been holding it at that point they didn't establish

there were two of them yeah correct you never saw them both yeah so just as a kid I thought there was the blue lightsaber and the red lightsaber yeah I don't know just passed me by yeah yeah no I never no there's a part where Luke goes to kill himself with it cuz he doesn't know what it is he's just looking in it they cut that scene out the bit where he get so depressed the and Uncle Owen dead that he's like I'm just going to point this lightsaber in my mouth yeah yeah that's a good scene though in the Kenobi Series where made doesn't exist Kenobi goes and drops off that that little model plane to Luke that he plays with in New Hope because you've got to [ __ ] link everything and um and then

[ __ ] Owen comes and Chucks it back at him and goes he doesn't need your [ __ ] toys and he doesn't need being told about space and Adventures and [ __ ] stay away from my [ __ ] kid and I thought that's I'd watch that show you know where he's just like he's a farmer now he's meant to just be looked after here by me piss off like you dropped him off here to keep him safe what are you doing trying to suck him into all this [ __ ] we're Farms we Farm water like that's that makes sense but then there's also someone pointed out you oh you haven't seen the last episode but you know L you've seen it right you know reverse coming to the homestead right and Owen knows that and they both like we've we've got to hunker down and fight otherwise you know they'll just chase us

and it's like no no no that's actually [ __ ] insane yeah right you need to you need to run away like that's what you should be doing also change his last name please if you want to keep him safe the first thing you need to do is change his name Leia changed her name yeah he's now Luke baru you are not going to be able to kill this woman she is a [ __ ] luk done she is a Sith Inquisitor and you are a farmer with a gun you are not going to be able to kill this woman what are you talking about you insane man yeah yeah well clearly someone kills her right no still out there for our own [ __ ] Trilogy coming soon yeah also makes no [ __ ] sense M right Obi-Wan takes pity on it lets it go sorry so she knows that that's Darth Vader's son on the farm and

he like sorry also are you [ __ ] insane obiwan but also next 20 years she doesn't tell Darth Vader exactly no how does how does Darth Vader not not know at this point after the after the events of the Obi-Wan why allowed to live look sorry sorry listeners when does Darth Vader realize that he's still when it was written to a script in Empire strike back correct yeah at that point they know it what is it but it's because at that point he started kind of telepathically being linked to him with the force right because there once or twice they kind of talk to each other sort of and there's a great deleted scene in um Return of the Jedi where they full on have a ray and kylo conversation uh but they removed it there's a I think literally the first

time you can track it back like so you don't you the audience doesn't know that you know their father and son until he tells him and on besin but earlier on I think the first time it kind of comes up at all is when he's talking to the emperor on the holler thing and he says the son of Skywalker must not be allowed to become a Jedi so [ __ ] power knows yeah at that point they both know obviously they both know it's thing I'm going to blow your mind think about it when Darth Vader says as a pres I haven't long he's talking about Luke talking about yeah cuz he never talking about chewy they've all met before talking chew's met [ __ ] Everyone by this point he's hung out with Yoda like when he was like I'm going to De by why didn't chewy go oh say hi to

yod since high school Bob is that you yeah no no that makes sense because actually a few years ago he did meet up with Obi-Wan so he's definitely not talking about Obi-Wan we know yeah good point [ __ ] hell oh we need to get some of the Darth fter out we need fil I hate Star Wars no we just need we just need the AI voice which I have happened to subscribe to and footage of Darth Vader which we can make him say anything see I am I'm not liking that whole AO voice stuff I'm not liking it I mean gentlemen uh here's a bit of a sample of uh what I've been playing around with this now I he was saying that Luke did the zipper on his the I'm gonna leave that in cuz it

literally just sounds like here's a little sample of what I've been working on what I've been playing around with this week this is Orson Wells there is only one movie director as good as I was and that is Daniel Miller don't get me started on that hack Steven Spielberg seriously have you guys seen The Tail job it's literally the second best movie ever made after citizen Cain of course now I also tried to make Matt and Luke um but for some reason chat AI only does Americans so it's made you both sound a bit American and he Luke sounds a bit Cockney to be honest but it doesn't either way it doesn't understand Australian hi this is Matt ham the tone of my voice is pretty good but I sound a bit too American hi this is Luke Alderson I'm a flat earther and a

sovereign Citizen and I'm meant to sound more Australian than this well it's it's going to take a while cuz even with voice recognition it took a lot longer to to learn Australian true accent than anyone else's like early days you had to put on a bit of an American accent to get your phone cuz we were like left or right K like I don't understand I'll said a home for 10 minutes and the phone's like what what what yeah you're right back in the early days of that you had to put on an American accent if you wanted to talk to AI yeah yep that's going to be the same but yeah I'm I'm not I don't know not liking it at the moment cuz you can make people say stuff that they're not saying and also yeah it's [ __ ] terrifying it's terrifying and then also it's like

J J has told the rights for his voice that's fine people are going to be able to they'll be able to use that but other people haven't sold the rights and they're now going to have their vo you and I Luke but Dan's doing it anyway he's having a go yep I'm having a go um going to make us say like we always talk about about just Australian media media personalities that no one else has heard of but you guys know Richard Wilkins yes yes he's at news entertainment news yeah like he does the entertainment news on one of the morning shows and he has since the '90s you'd know him M Richard Wilkins I think he used to also be a VJ of some kind right yeah I know this guy so somebody made some amazingly accurate looking photographs of him being arrested right

and yeah he looks disgruntled his hair's a mess the cops are like trying to like hold him and he's trying to get away and resist they're complete fakes complete fakes they've been leaked online news cycle picked it up I saw this in the news several times last week Richard Wilkins arrested he has come out and he's like I'm not [ __ ] in jail guys it's it's just AI but like his life is being ruined like his kids have had to the crazy thing about the picture is it's not even that good like I've just seen a picture and you can tell it's fake but already that's ruining stuff and it's only going to get better yeah did you see the photos the fake Trump being arrested photos yeah they were great well being really arrested but yes yeah but but the photo

the there's I'm looking at him now there's a bunch of him looks like he's being like held down by these cops and he's screaming it's but they're not real and some um New York Times Reporter I think got banned from um using the AI service because he H made them as a joke and they were like come on don't do that yeah no those were great they're great but I think it's it's getting dangerous now now you before it was hard to know what to believe online now it's going to be impossible don't believe a godamn thing do believe that Austin Wells is a huge fan of this podcast though yeah do believe that as I was say if get your news from multiple get get information from multiple places yeah get your information from multiple nerdgasm nerdgasm straight never lie to you

intentionally yeah until until I perfect these guys voices and then I won't even need you to if we say something untrue it's just cuz we're wrong if one episode Luca is just being very anti-woke then you'll know that AI has finally got there I'm watch look at the Trump ones now and they do look believable cuz you can sort of see one where it's s of like he's sort of pushing away and S like yeah he would be because we're going to we're going to H up you no you're not and then they're pretty good but yeah fake yeah they're really you can still they're good you can still see that they're not quite perfect but they're good and yeah it's going to get they're good enough that people who aren't really looking hard are going to be like no I've seen the picture someone

scrolling through you Facebook mhm oh yep they arrested him so that's now fact yeah yeah and he fought the he resisted arrest oh there's even there's even ones of him in the orange prison jumpsuit now look at disgruntled in prison yeah oh that's magnificent Luke do you have a fridge update is that what this is in the spreadsheet yes remember sound like a good update it sounds like a great update Story So Far remember how I brought my first Xbox Ridge and it just blew up second I plugged it in yes and remember how I told you when I got the second one it says don't use it all the time yes cuz it's not an actual fridge I use it quite a lot and I when you say don't use it all the

time fridge they mean right they they mean don't run it they mean like bring it out of the party what is this product that they like don't run it's a gimmick it's not a I bought my new iPhone but it says don't use this it's weird now when I try and turn on now it just does nothing well from all accounts it did nothing anyway except do light flashes on it okay yeah and the fan doesn't spin anymore so it's not a fridge two Xbox fridges and they both don't work I'd argue no Xbox fridges whatever that was was mean if you've decided from this exercise that what you really want is a fridge in your room then you should just I'm get aidid yeah I'm just going to go bu a little fridge mhm that's what I'm going to do you don't have probably about the same

price I do not no no we have we have a fridge in the kitchen and we have a fridge in the basement okay that's creepy why a fridge in the basement you [ __ ] psycho cuz it's beer and and soda Frid with a kind of free the it's it's when we bought the house it came with a fridge it's an older one that shitty fridge is now in the basement for drinks correct yeah it's got drinks and it's got food in the freezer that we kind of put pop down there for you know is there beer your basement fridge right now yes always like like ex ex excess beer yeah always yeah that that's what the spare FR that's what always get but if there's beer in my house it just it's only there the amount of nights that there are okay no because I mean if that all disappeared I'd have to explain

myself so the difference is is Matt isn't a drunk like I am fair enough sure yeah no one's a drunk not like you are he is a drunk yeah no no I am but yeah you you you put alcohol in the house and it's a race to see how fast I can finish it even though I'm racing against my I always win yeah there's always be down there that's why I need to come visit I'll fix that actually I won't I probably won't like half the beer that are down there probably not lot of ipas lot of yeah what a [ __ ] hipster need that um that ice cream one that even I'm like you got to really be in the mood for that bet you do Christ see I think it an ice cream be that would like that' be a nice gimmicky first Sip and then no I don't

think so milk it is but these are these are pint cans of it so I mean it's good it's just a lot you know that'd be one for hey everyone try this one can and everyone gets a sip and yep we've tried it now I got a lot of that dark day which is the one that I told you kind of tastes like that carton black that I used to drink oh yeah carton black is all right yeah yeah so I've got one of those that uh yeah the brewery we go to does like they switch out what they're doing all the time and I don't even know if they'll ever make that one again so I just bought a bunch of it did we all watch a movie this week I Know Dan and I both watched a movie did you watch it Luke it's a movie about a

game no I didn't I wanted to I just didn't have time I got stuck at work you should because it is everything SE few times which is just and fun we we joked about and Penny Arcade made a comic about many many years ago when they said they were going to make a Tetris movie and we were all like [ __ ] off that's stupid turns out not stupid excellent although although I assume this is not how it really happened no I mean am I right this couldn't possibly be slightly embellished slightly embellished slightly embellished until they got to the USSR and they were all literally there in the building and the the Russian guys are running between and I'm like okay they've made this up it's good yeah and then when they're like

literally trying to outrun the Soviet authorities to get back to the airport and I was like well they could just not let you take off mate it's the also you're flying to another Eastern block country like you'll be detained there still great yeah amazing amazing so good yeah I think the problem is when they announce that they're going to make a game like a Tetris we think they we think of a game Tetris we're not thinking about yes about the game somebody said to you there's going to be a movie about how one [ __ ] Koda came up with Tetris and then um Nintendo wanted it for the Game Boy and so there was a negotiation you'd be like why would I want to watch that movie well I'll tell you why cuz it's [ __ ] excellent it's it's really compelling yeah yeah and this is not

just from like some like game historian point of view it's it's just a very fun movie yeah yeah it's about a sales guy who who is at CES in Vegas and he sees Tetris and he's like I've got to get the rights to that game somehow and so it's just about him trying to get the rights and then you know talking to all these companies and just basically's just trying to like the way you describe it Matt it sounds [ __ ] boring and yet some have a question if he sees it it's C yes the expert why doesn't he just talk to the person who's he does because but those people don't own it they just licensed it in in North America and he works in Japan so he's like who owns the rights in Japan he wants it for Nintendo yeah okay okay so it's yeah they and all

that's part of the story somehow that's exciting in this movie yeah well because they make it exciting CU it's like you know yeah he it's ridiculous they make it he literally going to lose his house if he doesn't and he's literally running half the [ __ ] movie like yeah it's a race against also there's a lot of cases where where like the KGB are like seriously you need to leave the country or we'll kill you yeah like next time we will kill you and then the next time okay next time we're going to kill you all right next time why are you even in the Soviet Union mate and and he's back should have been allowed in can we just really could we just kill this guy and then at the end where he's like he's finally got this is not a spoiler where he's finally got the

Game Boy dudes on board and he's like I can get your Tetris today but have to come with me to the Soviet sneak into the USSR on tourist visas we tell them they're for business they'll just Mur you are wanted by every government agency it's so good L watch when it ended I was like legitimately annoyed it wasn't like in a series and now we get the the Gaga movie about and then the pong movie you know what I mean like I want to see I want to see an over the toop way that you know Sega stole [ __ ] Sonic the Hedgehog from the Soviets you know yeah no it's really good yeah and the whole thing about how this programmer made it but he's like well I you know I I live in the USSR I don't get to make money off

it right like the government owns it yeah and the guy's like oh well that sucks yeah well sucks to be you go back to America then but I could if you sold me the rights and I took them to America yeah yeah that's right all right forget you how about me yeah that's good well speaking of salesman I know someone else is on he is he's been watching a television show I watched the first episode of it last night and this is quite interesting did you watch this Luke you obviously did through it yeah okay so you enjoying it yes yeah it's it's weird it sort of reminds me it's a bit like so it's hello tomorrow so it's a bit like the Fallout world it's like a prequel to Fallout I saw this it's said in the of the 50s yep the premise is

Billy prup is selling real estate on the moon or is he and yeah so he's he gets in contact with so his son's he gets in contact with his son again car's mother gets killed by an automatic delivery van or in a coma but then they that's quite brutal too cuz it's in like a a sequence of like how perfect the 50s are and then it's like she just gets [ __ ] crushed and it's like oh [ __ ] okay and then yeah they s he s takes him under his wing even though he doesn't know that he hasn't told him that he's his father and they start selling this property on the moon and it's it's sort of interesting and it is just they are just like the very sleazy salesman like roll into town sell this move

on I'm going to have to watch this no it's it's worth a watch it's not if just for production design andle oh I've got that all right yeah it's not like a silly comedy that I would normally watch it's yeah it's like there humor to it I knew Luke was going to watch it as soon as I saw Allison pill was in it yeah yes I noticed that here on the cast list that that that may have helped in mind as still haven't watched dear Wendy go and watch dear Wendy it is an excellent movie it's about these nerds who live in like Middle America who decide one day you know what would make us awesome if we all had guns and so these nerds just get into guns and Allison pill is in it and it's excellent I do like Allison pill she still in

Picard inard or she not inard anymore no she's not in season 3 she became the B Queen oh I've watch season two yeah oh no you should watch season two she amazing in it okay I'm sorry if we're up to season 3 you can't complain about spoilers for season 2 no i' watch Alis killers of Bor Queen definitely yeah watch it I watch something else uh that I obtained and just cuz I guess it was on a Tetris sort of kick and I watched a movie called pinball oh yes I've also got that book marked it's excellent It's really excellent might again it's another you know uh yeah based on a true story about this guy Roger who loves pinball and pinball was for 35 years illegal in New York pinball machines were illegal because they thought it was gambling gambling they thought it was how's it

gambling they thought they were invented by the m to take lunch money from kids that's how they put it and so they banned it for 35 years and this guy uh just loves pinball and it's about how he gets that overturned it's really good I actually read an article once I think it was on how stuff works.com when that used to be a thing but might even still be a thing I just I don't go to it but that people machines were originally invented to kind of have like outside casinos so that like while your dad was in there gambling instead of leaving you in the car you could just s out there gambling on your right cuz they didn't have bumpers or anything originally because they talk I think they what they say in this is that they were invented during the Great Depression MH as a way for

people to not you know forget that life was [ __ ] and I'm sure that's probably a romanticized version of why there were really created and to get a bit of money yeah yeah but yeah they didn't have bumpers or or even like the you know the little thing yeah it was just it was honestly just gravity and you hitting the ball and eventually watch it come back yeah that's what he's got to he's got to convince these people it's like no no no this is a game of skill not just not a gambling like yeah I never knew that that's insane yeah watch the movie it's good I love his Mo his MO is mate there's an excellent Mo in Tetris as well that's true the mo in pinball is so fake that it's distracting sometimes until you stop noticing

it like at a certain point you just kind of go oh there's that guy with that fake Mo and then you just don't worry about it anymore I'm growing a mo like that oh wow yeah no it's next level fake Mo isn't it wow it's not it's holy [ __ ] it's actually kind of confusing how it's so bad but cuz it's a fake Mo in Tetris as well like sometimes they cut to a little too close and you can see the glue but this is just this looks like one of those ones that used to just we to a party yeah I thought he was going to shave it off at some point he doesn't so I don't know why yeah I think reason is even just judging from I think the guy who based on had that Mo and that like no no no that's definitely the case it's just yeah but I mean otherwise the guy's performance the guy plays

Rogers is fantastic it's just that somebody we know I I can't recognize him but I slightly familiar everybody's really good in actually it's it's actually it's genuinely very very good movie good performances it was interesting my god I've just I've just stopped on a I've just stopped on a frame in the trailer here of a closeup of him and I don't know why somebody didn't say should should we just get him to grow a real mustache no no no it's it's terrible it's really bad it's it's the only bad thing in the movie which it's it's not bad enough to ruin it but it is distracting at times it's really strange honestly I don't I think for him to grow a mo like that would be too long and I think I really wanted to emphasize how big that

Mo was and actually the way the movie is framed is really good it's it's really really very good so it's it's it's him as an older man telling story and it's shot like a Netflix documentary almost at the start you've got him as an old man and he's telling the story and he starts talking about how he met this girl this kind of stuff and they're like sorry we're more interested in the pinball and he's yeah yeah we'll get to that and and then as it goes on you move into the movie and then something will happen and then something very like watch that documentary where George Len talked about getting famous and becoming James Bond and then they had flashbacks filmed with uh with actors acting out all his Antics that's something you should definitely watch what is that

called I like Len be yeah oh it's excellent George lasen B doco it's called oh it's called becoming Bond yeah right that be interested in that yeah that's interesting story anyway he get a haircut yeah yeah and it's got Josh Lawson you know him the Australian actor and comedian yeah you definitely you definitely know that but he he plays young Len be yeah right okay I can say that the structurally it sounds like exactly what you've just described which is obviously what Tetris not Tetris pinball is kind of parodying so you see old Len be narrating the story except it is it's really him and then it cuts away to a reenactment yeah sort of yeah yeah maybe I should check maybe it is the real guy but like I said his his deliver is too good to for like a Joe

public kind of pinball nerd let's find out seems more like it's an actor not Tetris well even I'm trying to look it up but it doesn't really say who plays him it says who plays youngie oh really here we go pinball the man who saved the game starring Roger yach who plays Roger when he's old yeah Roger when he's old interesting it doesn't that's [ __ ] weird yeah like they make a note of who played him when he was young I mean it looks like him but they would have made it look like him anyway rest of cast listen Roger sharp uncredited but there's no Roger sharp old so might actually be him that's no oh there's an episode of Drunk History where they

watch boaris it's an actor Dennis boaris yeah oh oh oh it just says Mr Sharp Mr Sharp Mr Shar yeah it's an actor he's an actor okay yeah he's okay so they've done Tetris they've done pinball when are they going to do the Billy Mitchell movie that's got to be next well they're going to wait for that to be finished yeah mate it is finished there's no not yet you got to wait for these Court these court cases to finish I need closure yeah and I haven't heard anything since the last one where he was like absolutely you have cheated we have photographic evidence now yeah that didn't go well for him he posted the photos too what a fool yep I know so the thing is it's not saying that he didn't get the score there it's saying he didn't get the score right

appropriate he posted photos himself that show the machine was modified yep what an it just showed the machine that was the machine he had described which was the original machine yeah yeah Y which only had the fourway stick instead of the eight way stick which is weird right because if you were lying about it and you've been lying about it for so long you'd think you'd spot that right in your own you go oh I better not post that photo CU it's quite obvious that that's unless just so un unless a he's convinced himself which I would or maybe he's innocent and that machine was also there slightly to the right of that is the original machine but the thing is like if you just got the score and you're getting a photo with the present you're

going to do it in front of the machine you I would have thought so but also here's the thing it wasn't a photo he had all along somebody dug up that photo and he went oh look there it is proof proof so I think also possibly he just jumped on that as soon as he thought about was it him who posted those photos it was somebody else dug them up and then he posted them saying this is Pro look here's me with the machine and then some smartass went find that's not the original machine yeah I remember at the time thinking what the hell why did he do that what a stupid thing to do yeah I'm not kind sure if he actually posted them I think they just dug up because they've been trying to hunt down cuz in even his lawsuit the people who witness him get this score it's his friend his friend's

girlfriend like you lose focus right you're like you're trying to prove you were at the bowling alley right and then there it is there's a photo of me at the bowling alley with my wife Matt that's not your wife yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah know exactly too busy looking at the bowling are Ellie yeah yeah yeah yeah but yeah so because he's suing doing a lot of one of people he saw is an Australian yeah yeah yeah well [ __ ] for slander right for liel yeah saying for slander slander yeah it's cost him a bit of money to offend it and I hope but I really hope this one of the things where you sue you counil sue for like I want my money back that I've spent on BL my unfortun it costs money to do that too but if you win the case they pay for

your court case right or am I you but so you don't walk away richer you just walk away I don't owe my attorney money you still wasted a whole bunch of your time still not good yeah you get to be part of something truly special life story of Billy Mitchell well uh if you want to be part of our life story which is something truly special um why don't you head over to patreon.com multip nerdgasm and this doesn't have to be the end of the road for you um in terms of listening to this week's episode oh oh right yeah subscribe or you'll be killed Matt that's where I'm going I'm normally the one that threatens people on this podcast I mean we're going to we're going to keep talking after this to the patrons we we got some some sperm news

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