There's nothing I can write here that will be as funny as what South Park is doing, so just listen to find out about that instead.

• South Park goes hard - https://www.darkhorizons.com/south-park-premiere-reaction-continues/
• Astronomer CEO gets caught with his mistress at a Coldplay concert - https://nypost.com/2025/07/18/us-news/new-video-of-moment-astronomer-ceo-andy-byron-is-busted-cuddling-hr-chief-mistress-on-coldplay-kiss-cam/
• Microsoft games will remain the same price... for now - https://www.darkhorizons.com/microsoft-cancels-80-game-pricing-plan/
• Sasha Grey is most watched Doom streamer - https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1264928898415814&set=a.368739908034722
• Bruce Willis doesn't know he's famous - https://www.cinemaexpress.com/english/news/2025/Jul/22/bruce-willis-no-longer-remembers-he-is-a-famous-film-star-reports