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654: Naked on the Beach

01:04:28

Matt beat an innocent stranger to death with a rock this week. Listen to find out what the hell that's about.
We get into the Xbox chaos (Ninja Theory gone, Elder Scrolls 6 still apparently coming in 2028 or possibly never, Tim Schafer potentially going indie), the Commodore flip phone that blocks social media and may or may not be purchased by Luke on the spot, why Ridley Scott doing Treasure Island feels weird, and the very depressing news that Europe can't legally force publishers to keep game servers alive.
Also Matt's daughter is already better at the Bluey game than he is, which tracks.


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