We hope you're all doing well! This whole pandemic thing is a bit of pain, but we have it on good authority that the Pope has asked "someone" to sort it out.This is not social distancing Pornhub is free in Italy. The real Italy, not the other Italy. France fines the homeless for not staying "home" Canadians are stockpiling... weed Audience trapped at gross smelly music festival Porn stars come out on top Cats - The Butthole Cut You got the job. The hand job. During class. Stop it. Kenny Rogers has died
We recorded this weeks episode shortly before things got really weird but just as they were starting to get a bit weird.We hope you and yours are safe out there! Take care of each other, from a safe distance, and remember that we love you. Most of you.Disney closed E3 Cancelled Coronavirus Conference Cancelled XBox SEX delayed? Disney movies on hold Warner movies on hold Johnny Depp can't be stopped Why Johnny Depp is poor Alex Jones arrested Alex Jones ordered to stop selling fake Corona virus cure Weinstein gets 23 years
If you're listening from Australia then we hope you've got yourself a nice little stockpile of the white gold rolls. If you're overseas then get with the program - when the world ends you're still gonna have to poop.Corona virus cancels SXSWFlat-earther dies like he lived: not proving the Earth is flatEvil Dead 2 boardgame is finally on it's way Birds Of Nay Batmobile yay JJ Abrams made TOO good a Star Trek movie Mark Hamill ain't Vesemir, this guy is Clone Palpatine Another clone Palpatine New Star Wars game? Spielburg says nah to Indy 5
It's the Dan and Luke show this week and they've got an important message for everybody out there on the internet: Stop putting potatoes in your butt. Choose your own adventure sues Bandersnatch Only the goodies get to use iPhones There's no going back to the future Peace Island
This week Luke's got some real talk for all you gents out there. Luke's got even more competition The PAX pox just got serious Eli Roth to direct Borderlands movie Fred Durst presents...Harrison Ford still doesn't know and he still doesn't care Bat stuff Westworld is real Quaden Bayles IS a child guys
This week we prove that evolution is dumb and the Earth is flat.Judge orders Google to reveal the identity of a reviewer Australia can no longer deport Aboriginal people Corey Feldman will finally (maybe) reveal all Gerard Butler to carry the torch Crows evolve and then devolve again The Outer Worlds sold really well! ... and is coming to Switch ... but is delayed by Corona virus Bioware to redesign Anthem
The Academy Award for Best Podcast Host Who's Joined An Acting Class And Also Had A Camera Inside Him goes to... Luke!This week we discuss the Oscars and related films, some TV shows, some books and of course Luke's recent "procedure"Man causes traffic jam with his little red wagon
Luke's been undercut on his Baby Yoda quote! We also talk Terminator: Dark Fate, Star Wars: Duel of the Fates and maybe for the first time we discuss emojis.Baby Yoda is now $350 Rise of Skywalker artbook Geek of the Week: Alan Harris Butterfly Activist Found Dead Vermont wants emoji license plates
It's time once again to revisit the subject of physical vs digital copies of your stuff. Which do you prefer? Does the thought of all your digital content being snatched away annoy you?Digital or physical Confederate cancelled Don't bad mouth the director during your audition KOTOR reboot? Yes please! Baby Yoda is pricey Obi-wan series delayed indefinitely?
Matt's not here this week, but when he returns next week it's his turn to have some Dick News of his own. Luke and Dan chat about their dicks, video games, and Star Wars. So, pretty much business as usual.
