If you've been thinking that it's hot outside then we can tell you why! It's because we're literally destroying our planet. No not us as in the hosts of this show, us as in the human race. You too? Yes, you too.Oh also we talk about how much we like Joel Kinnaman, Neill Blomkamp and Star Wars.Obi-Wan series coming to Disney +? Rian Johnson wants to remind you that's he's working on his trilogy Moviepass changed your password The Hunt is cancelled Neill Blomkamp is no longer returning with Robocop Practice aiming every day!
Luke announces his plan to start streaming, in a few years once the rush is over.This week's episode is a bit short and also missing a host, sorry about that! Something came up and we had to wrap up a bit early, but what we do have for you is grade A choice podcast of the highest quality*.Microsoft has invented the Switch Ninja isn't interested in the money Lootboxes are changing, but not in any way that makes them better David Hayter doesn't like it when you steal his work and use it for profit. Fair enough. Wil Weaton is suing Geek and Sundry * this podcast is not certified by any legal authority
How about that new fangled Fornite video game? That looks pretty nifty. Just kidding, we know nothing about Fortnite or dancing or Ninja or any of the things the kids are into these days. Tune in to hear more about how old and irrelevant we are.Twitch vs Mixer All these guys are real tough, ok It's IT, you clowns More Matrix? Who knows. Halo show? I'll watch it. Watch some young Star Wars actors in their screen tests. Do it. It's great.
Sad news this week as we farewell a science fiction icon, but also some happy news as Luke is touched by another! We also talk about Popeye this week - possibly a first for the show. So enjoy that.Kids don't know what a darkroom is Endgame finally defeats Avatar Rutger Hauer says "time to die" for real this time Baboon + candy + salt = water
It's San Diego Comic-con time so we've got a bunch of new stuff to discuss! Marvel are making infinity more movies, the Witcher has a trailer and we've even got some DC news.#releasethesnydercutMarvel will be making movies until we're all dead Edward Furlong is back as John Conner Scarlett Johansson can play who or whatever she likes Belle Delphine's Instagram pages have been shut down
Big thanks to everyone that's ever checked out our iSummon video on YouTube! This week we discuss that plus a new product coming soon to our store. If you have any suggestions for trash we can sell to make a bunch of money and retire please write in and let us know!Is your Gamer Girl bath water genuine? DNA test it to find out! Is your Switch too big? Luke may have been right about something againGo get them aliens! Sith Trooper revealed!
Are you our youngest listener? This group of grandpas is looking for someone to share their Werther's Originals with. Just please, don't send photos.Links:Ruin Johnson has another movie: Knives OutThe Witcher Netflix photos have been releasedPorn sites in Hong Kong shut down so more people will protestDave Bautista only wants to do good movies
If you're not busy watching Stranger Things season 3, tune into our latest podcast!Links:Create nudes of anyoneCreate a sex doll based on your dead loverGalaxy's Edge is not as busy as it should beKathleen Kennedy names her replacementRiz Ahmed missed Star Wars Celebration after being stopped by border security
Dan's off this week - probably on the search for new music for Luke to enjoy since ska died in the '90s. For additional content (the After Party), purchase a Loot Bo...uhh "Surprise Mechanic" and become a Mega Fan on Patreon!Links:Get your own R2 DroidDisney jacking up the price of tickets before Galaxy's Edge opensRed Sonya has a new directorNetflix cancels a show they never madeKFC to release new Cheetos Chicken Sandwich on July 1stMinecraft Story mode now $100 an episodeEA says lootboxes are "Surprise mechanics" and are ethicalAvengers Endgame returns to theaters
E3 was last week so we've got a lot of (Final) Fantasies to get through, including an old aspiration regarding astronauts.Links:Keanu Reeves in Cyperpunk 2077 Witcher 3 comes to Switch Bethesda finally issues Fallout pre-order canvas bagsBreath of the Wild 2The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance: TacticsE3 streamer banned for filming in bathroomGive us Iron Man!Parfum du Semen
