Alien: Earth on Multiple Nerdgasm

Moon Butt: Artemis II Splashdown, RAM Shortage & Karl Jobst Lawsuit

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Artemis 2 is back on Earth after 9 days in space, and the crew broke records. Elsewhere: Amazon is having a rough week, RAM and SSD prices are spiking, Xbox Achievements are getting a long-overdue update and Karl Jobst has filed a new defamation lawsuit against Billy Mitchell. All that and more this week on (probably) your favourite podcast!

Peenomorph: James Bond Retrospective & Xenomorph Debate

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 19:00:00 +0000

If you’re looking for Luke we promise he really does show up, eventually! Lots of James Bond talk this week, plus some rare Star Wars whinging.

Gary Busey sentenced to two years probation for groping - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/01/gary-busey-pleads-guilty-groping
Kimmel is back - https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/jimmy-kimmel-fully-back-abc-tv-nexstar-sinclair-1236530517/
Costco will no longer sell Xboxes - https://www.thegamer.com/costco-retailer-xbox-series-x-s-microsoft-gaming-no-longer-sold-confirmation/
Next Bond will be an unknown actor, casting after Dune Part Three is done - https://deadline.com/2025/09/james-bond-cast-unknown-british-actor-denis-villeneuve-dune-1236554375/
Spider-man got bashed - https://www.darkhorizons.com/tom-holland-injured-on-spider-man-set/
I take issue with this headline about Predator: Badlands - https://www.darkhorizons.com/predator-badlands-wont-have-a-xenomorph/
The Mandalorian and Grogu trailer - https://www.darkhorizons.com/first-trailer-the-mandalorian-grogu/

Cain But Not Able: Dean Cain's ICE Injury Leave & The Naked Gun Review

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 19:00:00 +0000

Luke managed to find his way onto the main show! He joins us from a pub in Laos. The rest of us are at home watching stuff.

Dean Cain out of ICE on short-term injury leave - https://x.com/RealDeanCain/status/1961528729999712312
Woman freaked out by beautician wearing smart glasses during brazilian - https://petapixel.com/2025/09/03/woman-freaked-out-by-beautician-wearing-meta-video-glasses/
The 100x zoom on the new Pixel’s is a terrifying vision of the future - https://www.tomsguide.com/phones/google-pixel-phones/i-captured-these-100x-pro-res-zoom-photos-with-the-pixel-10-pro-xl-and-the-results-blew-me-away

Alphabelical: The Substance, Nosferatu & Alan Wake 2: The Lake House

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 20:00:00 +0000

It’s Oscar season and we have some thoughts on the very small number of nominated films that we’ve bothered to watch! We also talk Phantom Liberty, The Lake House, The Substance, Nosferatu, Scream 7, Robbie Williams, Alien: Earth, Book of the New Sun Book Two, and more!

Matthew Lillard returns for Scream 7… somehow - https://www.darkhorizons.com/matthew-lillard-returns-for-scream-7/
So does Scott Foley - https://www.darkhorizons.com/scott-foley-returns-for-scream-7/
Alien: Earth will probably annoy Matt - https://arstechnica.com/culture/2025/01/alien-earth-teaser-gives-us-xenomorphs-pov/