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Moon Butt: Artemis II Splashdown, RAM Shortage & Karl Jobst Lawsuit

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Artemis 2 is back on Earth after 9 days in space, and the crew broke records. Elsewhere: Amazon is having a rough week, RAM and SSD prices are spiking, Xbox Achievements are getting a long-overdue update and Karl Jobst has filed a new defamation lawsuit against Billy Mitchell. All that and more this week on (probably) your favourite podcast!

Me, A Goth (Him, A Matt): Weapons Review & Xbox Game Pass Price Hike

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 19:00:00 +0000

Luke has returned to some terrible news this week, is the Xbox empire crumbling? You’ll have to listen to find out!

Xbox price hike - https://www.theverge.com/news/789424/xbox-game-pass-premium-essentials-ultimate-price-increase-changes
People are mad about it - https://www.darkhorizons.com/xbox-game-pass-price-hike-draws-furore/
Amazon removes the gun from Bond’s hand in posters - https://kotaku.com/james-bond-amazon-guns-halo-remake-gaming-news-2000631492
This reboot of Frankenhooker looks good - https://www.darkhorizons.com/new-trailer-guillermo-del-toros-frankenstein/
The Carpenter’s Son - https://www.darkhorizons.com/full-trailer-jesus-horror-the-carpenters-son/
Gary Oldman knighted - https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/life/entertainment/celebrity/2025/10/01/gary-oldman-knighted

Aye Aye Captain: Severance Season 2 Finale & Assassin’s Creed Shadows

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 19:00:00 +0000

We’re back after our brief hiatus last week! Pax Aus tickets are on sale so go get them, and then come back and listen to us.

Severance renewed for season three - https://kotaku.com/severance-season-3-renew-finale-adam-scott-ben-stiller-1851771552
Amouranth home invasion - https://www.fox26houston.com/news/houston-crime-four-teens-charged-home-invasion-online-streamer

Mysterial: Avowed, James Bond Goes to Amazon & Elder Scrolls VI

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 20:00:00 +0000

Avowed, Unavowed, these game developers need to make up their minds! This week we talk Avowed, Elder Scrolls VI, the console wars, Dune: Awakening, James Bond being handed over to Amazon and more!

Wanna be in Elder Scrolls VI? - https://www.vg247.com/elder-scrolls-6-npc-opportunity-charity-auction
The console wars are over - https://kotaku.com/xbox-ceo-phil-spencer-console-wars-over-ps5-switch-era-1851765304
Dune: Awakening launches in May, but only on PC - https://www.darkhorizons.com/dune-awakening-game-sets-may-pc-launch/
Amazon now has creative control over James Bond - https://variety.com/2025/film/global/james-bond-amazon-mgm-gain-creative-control-1236313930/
Matt Damon in Nolan’s Odyssey looks like I assume he should - https://www.darkhorizons.com/first-photo-matt-damon-in-nolans-the-odyssey/
That expensive, useless AI pin will be a paperweight - https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/02/truly-a-middle-finger-humane-bricking-700-ai-pins-with-limited-refunds/

Groundhogs Day: Hank Azaria's Apu Apology & Fairy Bread Hoax

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Dan’s got a million dollar idea so hit us up if you’re looking to invest

The Chase faked some outrage and people were outraged

Hank Azaria apologizes for Apu

Knight Classes: WandaVision Finale & Dr. Seuss Books Cancelled

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 20:00:00 +0000

This week’s episode is presented in 120 frames per second, just to annoy Luke.

Alamo Drafthouse files for bankruptcy

WandaVision

Nic Cage got married! Again!

Amazon app got a new icon

Dr Seuss publisher cancels itself

Jeremy Renner… just… no

Whedon

Con renamed coz… yeah…

Thanks, Jeff: Amazon Customer Service & Microsoft Buys Bethesda

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 19:00:00 +0000

Who managed to give Microsoft money and who didn’t?!! Microsoft certainly spent a lot of money this week.

Microsoft buys Zenimax Media

Xbox Series X pre-orders were fun

Cyberpunk will be a bit shorter

Mass Effect remasters delayed

The Podcast That Talked About The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then The Bigfoot: Cyberpunk Uncensored

Thu, 07 May 2020 19:00:00 +0000

Happy Star Wars day! It happened in between when we recorded this and when you’ll be hearing this but that’s not gonna stop Luke from celebrating.

Cyberpunk will not be censored in Australia!

Cinemas to boycott Universal Pictures

Not What You Were Expecting: Solo Directors Fired & Ghostbusters Flop

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 17:00:36 +0000

Dan’s back! And we have a tonne of stuff to discuss this week, including listener and patron provided links and segments. Some classics return thanks to your feedback and support!

Cindy’s New Love: Last Jedi, Thor: Ragnarok & Carrie Fisher Tribute

Mon, 17 Apr 2017 21:30:03 +0000

What’s that in the tree there? It looks like maybe one of the older kids from school has slipped this episode into a little hollowed out area. I think he intended to pass this podcast down to a younger generation. If you listen to it, I have a feeling you will experience an awakening of sorts. Pass it on to your friends; just don’t show your parents.

The Nintorndo Swertch: Mass Effect Andromeda & Breath of the Wild

Mon, 03 Apr 2017 20:30:36 +0000

This week you’ve been left with Matt and Luke to discuss such diverse topics as games, movies and games. There’s some more Mass Effect: Andromeda talk, Nintendo Switch, Breath of the Wild, Joss Whedon/Weeeeedon, IT and more!

Mister Cism: Doctor Strange Review & Mass Effect Andromeda Trailer

Sun, 13 Nov 2016 10:30:01 +0000

It’s a strange episode this week… that’s a clever joke based on one of the topics we discussed. You’ll have to figure out what it is on your own but I’ll give you a hint: it’s Doctor Strange. Also video games and other movies and tech and silly news and all the usual stuff from around the globe!

Space Idiots: NASA Alien Conspiracy Photos & 2016 Clown Sightings

Sat, 24 Sep 2016 10:30:49 +0000

Luke is motor-scootering his way across America to get to Matt so he was unable to record this episode. That’s okay! Dan and Matt had quite a lot to say on the subject of idiots and beautiful people.

Doctor Who Aided Bin Laden: Firewatch Refund Drama & The Jinx

Sun, 06 Mar 2016 09:30:15 +0000

Warning: Do not give weapons to your pets. In this episode we follow up on the fact that we never follow up on anything.