Jared Leto on Multiple Nerdgasm

The Hero The Meat Raffle Deserves: Lego Star Wars Drama & Dune Awakening

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Luke’s heroics at a pub meat raffle set the tone for this week’s episode. When a man grabs a woman’s arm on the dance floor he’ll be there, like a red bearded Batman.

An 83-year-old man’s retirement fund - a warehouse’s worth of vintage Star Wars LEGO he’s been sitting on since the ’90s - is stuck in the middle of one of the strangest internet dramas going right now. Bricks and Minifigs, Antifa, a YouTuber getting arrested in corporate lobbies, a police raid on an Airbnb to search for stolen LEGO, and a Patreon CEO publicly telling a franchise to get stuffed. Nuts.

Grow Goo: Mandalorian and Grogu, Destiny 2 & Masters of the Universe

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Luke Skywalker blowing up Jabba’s sail barge is the greatest war crime in Star Wars history. Not the Death Star - a military target, the sail barge full of slaves and service workers. Luke knew exactly what he was doing and he chose evil. This is the kind of analysis you get here.

Tronald Trump: Tron: Ares Failure, PAX Aus Recap & Weapons Review

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 19:00:00 +0000

This week Microsoft claims Luke has nothing to worry about, Brussels refuses to get Disturbed, Tron does poorly, Luke and Dan have been to PAX Aus, and more!

Microsoft says it’s committed to Xbox hardware - https://www.darkhorizons.com/microsoft-denies-xbox-console-exit-reports/
But now other stores are purging Xboxes and say MS didn’t pay for displays - https://www.darkhorizons.com/xbox-disappears-from-walmart-target-stores/
MS denies this as well - https://www.darkhorizons.com/microsoft-denies-xbox-store-removal-reports/
Price hike is delayed, but not in the US or AUS - https://www.theverge.com/news/794032/microsoft-xbox-game-pass-ultimate-price-changes-countries
Brussels cancels Disturbed show due to David Draiman’s support of Israel - https://www.stereogum.com/2326142/belgian-city-cancels-disturbed-concert-over-safety-concerns-around-frontmans-israel-support/news/
Jared Leto has murdered Tron - https://www.darkhorizons.com/tron-ares-failure-to-end-the-franchise/
Apple will be THE ONLY place you can watch F1 in the US next year - https://www.theverge.com/news/801597/apple-tv-f1-exclusive-sports-racing-streaming

For The Fwookie: Deadpool and Wolverine, MaXXXine & Mr Robot

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 19:00:00 +0000

We’re back and we’ve all seen Maxxxine now! We also talk Mr Robot, NIN vs Tron, Uwe Boll, Borderlands and more!

Put In: The Batman Review, Obi-Wan Kenobi Trailer & Putin Butt Plug

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 19:00:00 +0000

Despite contracting the dreaded c-word Luke’s work ethic has ensure we have an episode to deliver unto you this week.

Obiwan The plug Penguin Time Jonah Hill wanted to riddle you Bill Murrayman Pugh Pugh Pugh! More Dune? A more Grimey Dune? Bruce Willis update

Tom Holland Real Estate: Ridley Turned Down Dune & Always Sunny Record

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 20:00:00 +0000

What do female streamers have that Luke doesn’t?! Why do they get all the views? Is it their knowledge of physics? About who shot J.

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Links:Ridley Scott has choice words for journalist Ridley Scott turned down Dune Tom Holland returning for more Spider-Man films People fighting over No Way Home tickets It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is now the longest running sitcom

The Seatrical Cut: Zack Snyder's Justice League & Disco Elysium Ban

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 19:00:00 +0000

It’s finally here! We said it would never happen so Zack Snyder convinced Warner Bros to give him millions of dollars just so he could prove us wrong. We’re flattered.

No more Snyderverse? Disco Elysium refused classification down under Fallout 76 getting more content

Daniel Day Lewis Acting Class: Joker & The Lighthouse

Thu, 24 Oct 2019 19:00:00 +0000

Cedric Diggory, Cedric Diggory, awaken Matt’s iPhone!

Links:Robert Pattinson “paves a road” with his masturbation

Conan Exiles gets Debaucheries expansion Rise of Skywalker trailer Disney+ catalogue

Careful with them sex toys, boys

Cinema are killing cinema

Edward Norton disappointed in Marvel

Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman

The Fluffy Joker: Joaquin Phoenix Joker & Ben Affleck Batman Exit

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 19:00:24 +0000

Matt and Dan are back to touch your hearts and minds! What else did you think they’d touch?

Hannuke: Final Fantasy XV Review & Wonder Woman Trailer Reaction

Mon, 12 Dec 2016 17:40:54 +0000

It’s a special (and late) episode this week! Matt and Dan are both off adventuring so Luke enlisted the help of his wife Hannah. If you’ve ever wondered who on earth would agree to marry Luke then this is your chance to find out!

Tackling the Ostrich: X-Men: Apocalypse Review & Ghostbusters Backlash

Sun, 29 May 2016 10:30:02 +0000

Luke is still off on his Japanese honeymoon, so Dan and Matt take you through Michael Keaton’s career, film pre-orders, the video games they’re currently playing and women in film. If there is a segment of this podcast you didn’t enjoy, remember: It’s not them; it’s their dicks.

Warning: Don’t Be An Idiot: The Witch Review & Vampire Remake News

Sun, 15 May 2016 10:30:29 +0000

Imagine if everyone had to pay an idiot tax every time they did something stupid. We would like to offer our apologies for the audio quality of this episode. In the absence of Luke, Dan assumed his mantle and got drunk, which consequently led to him recording into what can only be described as a potato. An echo chamber of potatoes.

Japairport: Snapchat's Bob Marley Filter Controversy

Sun, 08 May 2016 10:30:21 +0000

Luke finally follows through on something… right before he leaves us for Japan. We think he might be auditioning for an anime with his uniquely European appearance.