Sexy Lady Luke: Avengers Age of Ultron Review & Kojima-Konami Split

it's just you and I tonight Luke yeah just the two of us as uh as a romantic little intimate podcast welcome to multiple nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy uh one of the primary requests from listeners particularly our International listeners um they ask that we introduce ourselves at the beginning of the show because um apparently we all sound quite similar we do to to people from overseas yeah oh okay that and I mean they just don't know who's who so uh I'm Matt and I'm Luke and that's uh that's an easy one for this week yeah Johnny fuckpig can't be here tonight that's right he's uh he's been working flat out and so unfortunately we've had

to proceed without him but um hopefully back next week exactly yeah yeah yeah oh and uh before we get into it also I would like to thank everybody for entering our competition to win tickets to um bonus stage I do I get a thank you I entered but I only found out I can't win it after right so you did get the question correct and that the answer correct and that that's that was your most important concern was that you wanted to make sure everybody knew that you knew the answer I did without Google yeah I heard the question didn't know beforehand what the question was I was listening to the podcast I went that's NBA JM yeah so uh for those who didn't participate we apologize for that hopefully we'll be able to offer it again thanks a big

thanks to Carlo and Ben for giving us the um the the free pass there's uh double pass to uh bonus stage which is a video game talk show that's on every month now here in Sydney uh so if you're in Sydney and that's your kind of thing and if you're listening to this podcast it should be uh then stay tuned because uh hopefully we'll be able to offer offer something like that again I'm hoping to still make it up next Wednesday oh this Wednesday I don't know if I can it'll be a drive up drive back type of thing but if I'm there come say hi yeah yeah and yeah same I'll be there with Jenna so um you know come say hello if you if you're already there um yeah we'd love to love to meet you all maybe we'll see but I assume we'd like to meet you yeah I mean I haven't met anyone yet

who's who's ruined that no so um but any me there's always there's always time for someone to to ruin it for you all so yeah all right so should we kick it off with uh with some news I think we should so as you know uh the new Mad Max movie just came out yeah yeah and apparently apparently it's [ __ ] awesome well not everyone thinks that it is MHM right okay well there's always one well there's well there's maybe maybe a little group of people in America uh the men's right activists they're calling for a boycott on it men's rights activists yeah yeah yeah evidently um you know fast cars explosions all this it's um all putting forward the feminist agenda right right let me see you know what I you put a you

put this in here and said people thought it was sexist and I assumed it was going to be the opposite I'll be honest I did not I did not expect this result yes that's very interesting from what I've seen this guy has actually even seen the movie yet seen the trailers and went M Max say like four things well that's the magic of the internet you don't need to actually have seen a film to judge it or played a game or or done anything in particular well in the trailer like a female a woman yells at Mad Max barks orders at him can't have that that's That's the basis of his yeah his complaint H the one line I love about this here we go uh clar writes that he's concerned men in America and around the world be duped by explosions fire tornadoes and desert Raiders into seeing

what is guaranteed to be nothing more than feminist propaganda while at the same time being insulted and tricked into viewing a piece of American culture ruined and written right in front of their eyes um it's Australian yeah Mad Max is uh is very very Australian yeah it's in fact it's the one good one we have the one good series I think apart from home and away so yeah I just found that very amusing um I think sh's there on from what I've seen plays a pretty good badass so um uh yeah and I haven't heard a single apart from this idiot I haven't heard a single bad word about it everyone seems to be raving about it I don't think he can

take a review from somebody who hasn't seen the movie no no no not unless it's Dave yeah yeah I wonder what he thinks of it I tell you he thinks it's [ __ ] that's what Dave thinks of it well it's a movie that's been released yeah so I think I'm going to go see it this week yeah I'm hopefully going to see it tomorrow well which will be sorry last Tuesday when you hear this so I'll have seen it when you hear this but yeah yeah yeah I don't see I've got I don't have a problem is it if she does talk in the movie no I don't have a problem with that at all some people I think this guy just is looking for attention the bad thing is we got it and we gave it to him as well oh that's that's true we did well let's I mean on the other side of the

coin the side of the coin I thought we were going to be landing on um another another big uh release this this week uh this one's not out yet um but it's Witcher 3 so Witcher 3 comes out this week uh I'm very excited my pre-order has shipped it's on its way to me I know you shouldn't pre-order things because that encourages them to [ __ ] about half ass it yeah but I did so I'm sorry I just got excited when all the reviews gave it 10 out of 10 um but we've been through that before reviews 10 out of 10 BioShock Infinite which I still say was a I enjoyed the story the game wasn't the greatest yeah I agree I no my the big problem I had with BioShock Infinite was that by the time we got back CU When BioShock Infinite came out you and I were in the US yes and it was like a

month before I was actually able to play it and everybody else had played it and wanted to talk about it so I was like [ __ ] so I had to sit down and and get through it and Shooters just aren't my thing and especially if I've got a rush and I'm I'm like kind of I I have to play it because I have to get through it so I can talk about it it felt like a chore and I don't know I didn't I didn't feel like the gameplay was that great but and I now I regret it because I do feel like the story line was good and I missed out on it like a bit so I still need to go back and play the DLC for yes see I haven't I haven't done that I mean I would like to play through the game again but I just don't have time I've got I mean I've got Witcher three coming well well with Witcher 3 coming

out I decided I'll finally play a Witcher game oh yeah and I've tried to play one a few times but I've only got the PC and I don't know I have a hard time finding time to play PC games um Witcher the first game is the version that you'll get now is quite playable but it is very long and it's not as refined yeah um the version when it first came out was from I I didn't play it back then but from what I've heard it was completely unplayable because it was just such a complex complex thing and I mean it still is the the the version you get now there's you can get stuck so that certain quests you can't solve and apparently you can get to into certain situations where you can't finish the game oh god um that might not be true now they've patched those things but I

mean it's great it's one of the first games where I actually felt like if I screwed something up it actually had an effect on the world like I we've talked about this before but the first Village that you get to there's a dwarf there and uh I was just chatting to him and I'm kind of a completionist so I tend to choose every dialogue option to see what happens yep so I made some silly joke about dwarves being short and he he basically said well [ __ ] you and then uh I couldn't I couldn't buy things from him anymore yeah I it's not like in um days gone by where you could go and just talk to the character and go through every single tree and then they just remember the last thing you said to them exactly you just got to you got to be a bit careful about that in particularly

in these games like you you you can and and Witcher two actually from what I heard I didn't know this until recently so you I mean this might interest you since you're about to to yeah head into it apparently there's a decision that you make that kind of get makes the whole middle part of the game completely different I didn't know that like okay I mean I because I just played it yeah and and experienced it but apparently there's there's a whole completely different middle part of the game that you can play Oh depending on your choice I've just started Witcher 2 cuz I've decided I'll play that one cuz I got it ages ago in some sale that Xbox were having and I got it for $10 it's just been sitting there installed and I've never played it it was free uh with gold a little while

ago yeah but no this is long before that like last year sometime it's a great it's really really good I like I'm a bit confused at the start yeah uh I'm really not quite sure what's happening well just stick with it if if if you can cuz it just really is [ __ ] awesome like I I will be good good and uh you didn't do the tutorial did you no I skipped that which may have been a little bit of a mistake but I'm going to stick with it I don't know if it'll help with the story line but it'll certainly help with things like cuz in Witcher games you've got to you got to do a bit of thinking and preparation before you you go off and Hunt cuz you yeah there's you know you've got to kill certain types of creatures and so you need to to to read

up on them in game and then research the best way to fight them and kind of prep and I mean you probably can if you adjust the difficulty or whatever kind of just bash your way through it but I found the game was more enjoyable and and I got more out of it if I if I participated in all all that you know kind of well one of the things I just found out is you can't heal yourself in battle you actually have to take potions and stuff beforehand right yeah and just found that out cuz I am going to play through on normal yeah okay the way it's meant to be played so yeah you kind of have to buff yourself beforehand and prepare so like put the correct poisons on your blade and all that kind of jazz it's yeah so it's going to be a bit of a steep learning curve cuz I skipped that

the tutorial but yeah I felt like I've played were enough tutorials that I could skip it but this one was a mistake but I'm going with it yeah no no I understand but uh I would recommend doing it well yeah as I mentioned Witch of three is on its way to me but uh as I also alluded to earlier uh unfortunately apparently a few people are upset that it might be a little bit sexist really yeah I mean this isn't I mean I obviously it's not an issue for me cuz I'm I'm a white male so well yeah I know in the first scene in which of two I wake up and I'm in bed with a naked redhe head uh I think that's Tris yes um and she's actually I don't know that they could complain about her too much she's quite a strong charact oh

actually no they did complain about certain things well it's kind of just I I understand I do but I mean the other two games have been like that and it's it's set in a world that's based on a series of books and it's it's just this fantasy world that's set up like like you know life isn't great for a woman in that world unless she's a sorceress or something because then they're very powerful and they kind of rule everything and but I mean that's kind of there's a lot of a lot of fiction that's like that it's not like it's not like they've come out with this new thing and then everyone's shocked because it's it's really really sexist it's kind of like that's that's what fantasy fiction is is and I'm not saying that makes it okay I'm just saying you

know what did you expect from from The Witcher you know like this is the game where this is the game where as a pre-order bonus for I think either the first one or the second one but you got a set of tarot cards that depicted all the main female characters topless like oh I remember that it's that's what the game is really it's it's he goes around and he bangs a bunch of chicks We've joked about that before as well like it's I don't know I don't disagree but also I don't but also I don't feel like it's I don't know like they're not saying that's how it should be no it's it's art well it's not every character female in that game is depicted like that no no but there's certainly second class to the men kind of thing in general life that depicted

you know like if you're lower class in in the world of The Witcher you want to be a man yeah yeah like if you have to be one you have to be in that class you want to be a man because it's just gonna be it's just gonna be [ __ ] if you're not until really the last 50 years that's the way it's sort of been yeah we're not going to solve this problem on here obviously but I don't know it's a game people yeah it's a game and it's I mean this is not unexpected and I to be honest I think most of the the reviews haven't mentioned this at all there was just one in particular on um polygon where what's Arthur chares I think his name is or Gillies or something made a point of mentioning it that it kind of that he found it very noticeable and I don't know it just seems to be a trend lately not I

mean to whether it's legitimate concern or not it seems to be a trend lately to just jump on that stuff and make a big deal out of it and I mean you know what people are probably going to argue that that's a good thing because it it points out that there's a problem but on the other hand like like for example in watch dogs when they made the the mission where you had to free or shut down the sex working business with they're selling the women that's trying to remember that well appar there a mission in Watchdogs where you kind of infiltrate a um like a sex work sex industry thing and they're selling women on the black market for for sex I assume um and and people said oh you know that's really really sexist

and well I mean that's it it's based on unfortunately unfortunately it's based on on on fact and I mean yes it sucks that that's fact but I mean it's a game that tells a story that's based in a world like it's I don't know I seem people need to disconnect a bit more from from it and think about is the message that they're sending this is how it should be we should be selling these women or is the message you're fighting against this stuff in the game and I don't know I don't know just seems like I mean [ __ ] Jenna is not offended by that stuff like so I don't go around you know telling people they shouldn't put sexy ladies in The Witcher a lot of women like sexy ladies in The Witcher it's we're not going to solve it we we don't you're not going to win

against the Internet it's not possible I know I don't know it just seems like it's a silly thing that's happening at the moment that's why when you said Mad Max I was like oh [ __ ] not again like yeah no no it's actually the other way around yeah uh I don't know people just need to grow up yeah look women are just better looking than we are so we we like looking at them more and when well that's when I think of something sexy I don't think of I'm sorry Luke but I don't think of Luke with his his manly beard like he's manly and I go oh he's a handsome man but he's not sexy you know like a sexy lady I hope you don't mind me saying that that look no no no I understand well I will when I play a game and if I get to choose which Char

which gender I can be I always pick female cuz you want to look at a sexy lady exactly yeah I think we just proved them right so maybe we should move on but they also I think they come across as very strong and independent and yeah no I agree with that too actually depends but I mean I think in The Witcher they don't always and so I don't know again but it doesn't mean they're encouraging it it's just no it's a it's a [ __ ] fantasy story well it's sort of set hundreds of years ago like castles and stuff and King red all and that's it like it's based on mythology that probably you know I mean if you think about yeah I guess it is a bit misogynist but I don't know I don't know

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Sasquatch series that Terry's Terry's managed to get funding for Terry got funding yeah I mean I I didn't think that to get up no he he came to me and he said uh I'm doing the show you know would you mind plugging it on the podcast I said absolutely so uh I've got I got a clip from the first episode if you want to hear it I'd love to all right here we go hello and welcome to the first episode of Sasquatch watch I'm Terry smallo professional Bigfoot hunter we're out in the piga scrub today hunting for the famous Australian yahi those of you unfamiliar with the yahi can check out my mate bongo's interview on YouTube I will say this though it's a dangerous creature and we need to be very very careful come on let's go Terry proceeds further into the scrub it's getting late

now but he believes he's picked up a trail and like a dog with a bone Terry won't let go of the bone shh keep it quiet we're deep in the scrub now and I think whatever it is that we're tracking is nearby I've doubled back to make sure but I think this thing is actually tracking us it seems to be leaving Fresh Tracks behind us I've never seen droppings quite like this before they oh they they just kind of taste like Twigs it's very unusual wait I I hear some movement shh gotcha don't [ __ ] move or I'll blow your head

off what what the hell are you oh wait put you weapon I mean you know har you been following us the [ __ ] do you want I am wondering why are you here me I'm hunting the yahi what about you are you a yoi no well then you better offer up some useful information before I lose my patience Yoda you seek Yoda Yoda is that is that the yah's name yes I'll just take me to him then patience patience what do you mean you disgusting little trite I'm teach you a lesson no what do you mean now how are you going to stop me for my Ally is the force yeah well I know I thing ought to about force myself yeah now take off that robe oh you're all green and wrinkly under there when 900 years old you reach

look as good you are not well I'm going to try and enjoy this do or do not there is no try you asked for it stop it stop laughing at it stop it it's why you fail it is not plenty of women have said it's a good size and I looked it up on the internet and it's normal you must unlearn but you have flame shut up you just shut up turn the camera off turn the turn the [ __ ] camera off and that's all we have time for this week join us again next week as Terry hunts for the legendary abominable snowman in the Himalayan Mountains it should be very educational who the hell is funding this show

sh unless you prefer to wake out a little Sasquatch pis yeah yeah a very little Sasquatch penis from what I've seen you sh so there we go wow the first episode of Sasquatch watch I really hope he's able to keep that going so do I yeah well I mean yeah they they've apparently they've already started shooting the the Himalayan Mountains uh episode so um like we're lucky maybe we can we can hear a clip from that next time that' be great yeah yeah yeah he's uh I mean things don't always work out as you heard I mean uh I don't think he always hiccups with projects like this but he's got I mean he didn't find the yahi but he certainly delivered on an entertaining show

so so speaking of entertaining um we've seen a film we have that we both agreed was pretty entertaining I think I I I enjoyed it wasn't as good as the first one still a good movie okay all right um Age of Ultron yeah Avengers dose uh that's the Spanish title I think so um I think uh It's A Hard movie I think it's a very hard thing to do cuz there are so many characters now yeah yeah there there are a lot of characters yeah and it's not a lot of time to give them each their own story mhm agreed and um I think he did a good job yeah I'm s he's not coming back for the others yeah he uh I read an interview with him uh and he's seems pretty worn

out by the whole thing which doesn't surprise me I mean it it's a lot of stress like like to go to be asked to do this thing and then they don't even know if it's going to work and then oh look it's the biggest film ever and now you have to make another one another one and we want it to be just as good yeah so I can see how that could be a little draining and especially with what the backlash he gets yeah cuz people aren't happy cuz internet yeah so uh well I mean we should talk about the film as well but before I mean in case you don't know J when the director WR WR and director of um Avengers and Avengers Age of Ultron um he quit Twitter uh at first people thought it was because he was getting some backlash uh regarding black

widow's uh character development in age of which I think the people who were upset about it missed the point yeah character again this is I people just seem to be jumping on this at the moment and I mean it's one of those things where if there was a valid argument like just I've stopped listening now because every time it comes up I'm like oh not this again yeah um because and he said that it's not because of that he doesn't care about that like he said there's people been horrible to him on Twitter ever since he got on there so he really doesn't care well the thing he's probably been there long enough that he understands that you just need to ignore them yeah exactly right yeah so he um he said that he he wants to go away and write something uh and he can't do that

while he has Twitter because he ends up just chatting with people all day or or you know browsing the web or whatever and I'm like I understand that so that's apparently the real reason that he's not on Twitter okay but um I really really liked Age of Ultron uh it's not perfect and I I do think I enjoyed the first one more because or maybe because of the novelty as well um of just the fact that it brought all the Avengers together and then they were all together there and at the end and it was like wow like they did it thing really liked at the start it was it was just straight into it there was no introdu introducing any characters it was hey we're going to attack this and straight into it yeah yeah I agree I mean we don't need any more origin stories no uh even I mean

this is not huge news but they may be casting uh that kid from Enders Game as the new Spider-Man and hopefully he'll just be Spider-Man and we can just we know we know how it became Spider-Man just walk in and go oh hi it's Peter Parker yeah I'm we're familiar with with the story let's let's get on with him being a superhero now yeah um so that was good I mean obviously Ultron had a had an origin story uh which from what I understand is a bit different to the comics um there's two lots of comics from what I've seen I did try to read them and I always get confused when I try and well don't they every now and again just reboot so I'm not quite sure uh I actually I got a a free trial of U Marvel unlimited and so I grabbed that and I thought oh I'll have a read and

then I got I just I mean they even give you a a recommended reading order but I thought the series was older than the comics that I was reading they look very like recent the comics so okay I don't know but um I thought my main complaint with the film uh was that I thought ultron's plan in general was fairly vague and uh difficult to understand I didn't really know what he was up to in each scene and I know that he he his motivations evolved as he went along like at first he was we're going to talk about spoilers sorry yeah yeah sorry if you don't like spoilers just fast forward for 5 minutes 10 minutes yeah yeah so I know that he wanted to wipe out the Avengers at first because he thought that the humans would

never have peace while the Avengers were there yeah which I guess kind of makes sense um and but then as it went on he was then just trying to kill everybody yeah and I think I get that he he realized that in order for there to be peace there had to be no humans even sort of or he maybe he went crazy or I don't know I thought the progression didn't see didn't work as escalated very quickly yeah and it wasn't clear like what led him to those conclusions to me I mean I I should watch it again I think maybe it'll be clear cuz the other problem with the film I guess is that it's [ __ ] dense like there is a lot going as you said so many characters they all got to have a little bit of a story in there I thought Thor's Thor was left out a bit I thought

he um he went off at one point and had a little Adventure but they didn't show much no there was a there was a part of the movie which I think they really skipped over which was when the Scarlet Witch gave them all these nightmares yeah all these things that they had to deal with I think they skipped over some of the characters actually dealing with that yeah sure like you did have like the witch like went through and discussed like everything but then you had like Captain America IM man who just chopped wood it seemed yeah right yeah we're cool see you later y yeah I just think but I I think that may be just because it was so big that you couldn't there was no time to actually go through everyone dealing with it as much yeah apparently the original cut of it was

like three and a half hours or something and they were like no so I don't know why they cut that back like it's they're going to get people to go see it let it go for that long I mean they'll probably release that version of it because they can make them a money so well if they can release Transformers 4 and that goes for 3 hours [ __ ] that movie yeah yeah I know it's uh yeah but yeah it was it's just very dense there's a lot to take in um did what did you think about um hawkey's family I thought that was a surprise actually I didn't uh I didn't expect that and I I liked it I like that I really liked at the towards the end when they addressed the fact that like what

the [ __ ] is Hawkeye doing there yeah like I mean but on by the same token though I think Black Widow should have got the same treatment a bit cuz yeah I mean she's just a human as well as far as I'm aware uh she's especially trained assassin but then so is is hawy but he's got a bow and arrow I guess is the other other conceit that's a bit silly at least she uses guns yeah what does he say at one point he's like there are robots and lasers and superheroes and I'm here with a bow and arrow and this doesn't make any sense or something along those lines and I made me laugh cuz I was like yeah and I like the fact that they acknowledge that cuz it does make no sense at all no it is silly but but they're Comics yeah and he's he's a great character he yeah he to be honest

had some of the best the best character development best laughs and everything this was this movie was more him than anything else yeah I I thought they were going to I mean this is probably intentional but I thought they were going to like ride him out or kill him off or CU they did set up for him to maybe may maybe die even and then you know what I think it really was is was to show that he has a family and sort of get Captain America to meet his family as well cuz it's setting itself up for like the Civil War coming up oh right course and remember whole where everyone has to register if there superhero yeah and so Captain America is the one against that and so he's going to see

that hawkey's got this to lose yeah the whole idea was he's meant to be anonymous so his family can be safe you're right Luke you're right and also yeah because he could have had that with uh with what's her name asent Carter yeah and uh is it asent Carter or I think it's aan yeah and um but they he's the one in the first one that died no no no Carter no no no the girl girl yeah the girl no who's the one who died in the first one uh and came back in two no no the The Shield agent yeah the guy who died and came back in number two oh was he into yeah he was the Winter Soldier what's his no no no no no not him a different guy the one that had the playing cards oh in Avengers cson yeah cuz he's alive again oh that's another

interesting point actually yeah he is alive again but you notice he wasn't in the movie and I think I know why they didn't put him in the movie because from what I've heard you can watch Agents of Shield yeah and you watch the last episode of asan shield and go and watch a Voltron and it picks off straight away yeah not everyone's watching that television show exactly yeah and so a lot of people who just go see the movies and sorry to say I'm actually one of them I haven't seen wouldn't understand why the hell he's still alive yeah exactly that's what they said the that if they put cson in there everyone's like the [ __ ] that guy died and that was like a major plot point of the first film yep so um apparently they have to do a lot of juggling with that stuff now

and it's it's only going to get worse because they've got however many freaking film FR franchises now cuz the ant-man's coming out black panthers coming out um M uh uh [ __ ] Captain Marvel Captain Marvel uh [ __ ] Spiderwoman I think they're doing a Spiderwoman one as well like spider woman's a weird one for me yeah yeah why is that um I've never spider wasn't really a big character that I've ever really heard of before Oh okay like I know that's that but it just seems I don't know try I'd be more so going with the actual stronger female characters out there yeah instead of just like bringing in like a She-Hulk or Spider Woman which is just the same character but has breasts yeah that's right She-Hulk is [ __ ]

weird I don't I don't get She-Hulk oh I mean I do I understand why she exists I just I think it's weird but I did like the end of the movie where they basically everyone goes off their own way and they introduce the new Avengers yeah yeah I thought that was good cuz it's the Avengers aren't a set group of people it's just whoever's in the team at the time y whoever Nick can get together well Nick is he still yeah Nick's still I think yeah Nick there he's the boss still or is Cap the boss Steve uh I think Nick's the boss but Steve's the leader right if that Mak sense sure yeah yeah so yeah I know I really liked it um trying to think if I had anything

else to mention specifically about it um I I thought some of the action sequences were a bit I talked about this last time when we talked about Transformers and that there's this thing lately where everything's too tight in and you can't see what's happening I always find a bit disorienting um there were a couple of sections that were like that uh I think because the environment they were in was very small and so it was supposed to make it feel more more like that but then others like when Hulk and Iron Man uh you know Iron Man the Hulkbuster and yeah they thought I thought that that was fine that was that oh that was hilarious I I enjoyed that fight yeah the whole go to sleep go to

sleep yeah yeah yeah there some good good fun oh actually one of my favorite moments was uh was it was set up early when they're all trying to pick up um mner and uh no one picks up but then when Captain America goes to pick it up Thor looks worried ah yeah just cuz he moves it just that little bit yeah and he looks he looks a bit worried and then later on when um when Vision just picks it up and hands it to him and he like he says I guess there's no way I can convince you to trust me but um we need to move and picks it up yeah that was very good um hear everyone in the cinema go a see I had I had a lot of people in my cinema I saw it on the um the night before it was actually released oh ly D and one thing that really annoys me

movies is people who clap they do it once and then they get clap happy where there are some sort where I'm going that wasn't wor a clap we know Nick Fury's alive like it's just SE Jackson rocking up we don't need to clap for him right well people get excited but I don't know we're get this year is really a bit slow for S comic book movies coming out M we've only got two more this year but next year it just gets crazy it's a bit slow for going we're [ __ ] flooded by them well this year we've only we've only got Ant-Man and Fantastic Four coming out this year yeah I yeah I see what you mean yeah next year we've got six well Batman versus Superman but Marvel we're talking on yeah I just include all yeah right as

in comic books but I don't know I don't know if DC can do what Marvel have done H they're going to try I think but uh yeah I don't know either I agree I think cuz have you seen the picture of um Suicide Squad yeah yeah what did you think of that by the way um well I think they're going for more of a real life take on the superheroes right yeah Marvel are going comic books yeah they're trying to mix it in with real life I think so they're trying to be a little bit different by doing by doing the same thing but I don't know how if it can work yeah if I'm going in to see a comic book movie I want something that's over the top yeah yeah I want Tony Stark flying around and yeah the Hulk and the the goofy comedy and stuff

with it I think yeah well I mean we'll see I mean it trailer trailer for Batman v Superman it doesn't look funny no it doesn't look funny at all it's very serious where all the comic all the Marvel they do have that bit of humor in there which I think yeah lightens it a bit cuz remember they are Comics yeah absolutely yeah they definitely all have have little jokes and light-hearted moments in them uh I thought I saw the Jared letter photo of as the Joker I don't know about that Harley Quinn I saw and I'm just I think I'm just used to seeing the hary Quinn from the comics um the cartoon yeah okay with the with the proper Harley suit and everything yeah but we'll wait and see that was that's out next to year which yeah they

keep making Harley [ __ ] and [ __ ] yeah even the the games did it too yeah they I think they backed off a bit from that for Arkham Knight didn't they yeah but that was crap no no no Arkham Knight the new one I think her I think she looks a bit more cool unless just you know I haven't actually seen much of that that comes out next month I think yeah yeah yeah that's another one I'm excited about yeah I'm looking forward to that one love those games cuz the third one was made by a different company yes and was crap yes and then the original ones have come back and gone we'll finish it off yeah and just forget about about that other one I think they were always going to is just that they got Arkham Origins you know cuz I still think the

first the first game is still my favorite one yeah oh I liked Arkham City I I did enjoy it I like both but I did like just the cuz a lot of Arkham cities you're just sort of flying around the city a bit whereas the actual the first one it's just you're in Arkham Asylum you're just walking around and just a little bit more compact it doesn't need to be a huge City okay free Ro H yeah I'm excited about the new one as well um a game I was excited about uh that I can probably stop being excited about now was the new Silent Hill game that they Hills yeah that's a bit of a shock that they they just stopped yep apparently it's just uh it's just not happening now which is weird because they put out that demo and everyone was loving it yeah

that people are trying to sell their um cuz you can't even get it on the PlayStation Store anymore yeah right even if you already had it downloaded before you can't redownload it so unless you have it installed on your PlayStation you can't you don't have it anymore so bizarre people I don't know if they s but they try to sell their PlayStations on eBay for like $33,000 Jesus I don't think it' be worth that no probably not but uh what's his name left um oh I can't I'm not going to pronounce his name or remember it UMO deloro no the other one kohima kohima yeah I think that's him yeah hideo kohima whatever his name is yeah cuz he's left and they've um

K who makes it it's Konami Konami they've just taken his name off everything yeah right it's a really bad breakup yeah um so I don't know if we'll ever get to hear the full story but from what I have heard uh keni decided to go make mobile games right to get away from the whole console thing and I think that's maybe where this has come from where the guys will be making like these metal gear and Silent Hill they've gone we're not here to make your crappy mobile games that are in that purchases they want to make actual games so I like understand that but yeah that's I don't know it just seems weird that like for Silent Hills for everyone was looking forward to that game yeah it seemed like a no-brainer

like everyone was excited and they had like delor was attached Norman Reus is Big at the moment Walking Dead like they had him in it and like I'm just man cuz this was announced so long ago like did they throw away a lot of work or they not started or I don't know I don't know these things happen I suppose like I was reading just a briefly with the Marvel stuff again I was reading about uh Ant-Man because you know Edgar Wright was supposed to direct that originally he was the one who was behind getting it made yeah and then apparently um I think this is in the Jos wh interview which I'll I'll link in the show notes um he said that apparently it was just like it was the week before shooting or something or or shortly beforehand and then there were just some details that

that he and the studio couldn't agree upon and he was like you know what this isn't going to work and he just walked away maybe it's maybe it's a similar thing like there was just they couldn't agree on things creative creatively yeah I don't know but you you mentioned that you mentioned you thought somebody else had left or something and yeah I I heard that someone else had left I'll just have a quick Google go ahead um no I can't find it I I heard that someone else has left as well someone quite big there okay and so they all bailing because of it yeah I think it's because keni decided we're going to go to this down this other Road and okay which I don't know it's a shame but I was a fan of the first two metal gears and then

they changed how it is the same with Silent Hill mhm they made it more action based yeah which just seems to happen with a lot of games yeah especially that horror franchise yeah like what's another one dead space Oh yeah Dead Space 3 is completely different to Dead Space yeah I haven't played this 3 I've got it I've had it for a long time I just haven't played it it's yeah they more actually more accident and it's so people actually do like the horror genre yeah definitely it's that's why you the name gets out there and people go out and buy it and then but the games people always talk about in the horror genre like AR I mean there's no new ones that have been really that popular I think most of the big ones have been on were on black PlayStation like Silent Hill 2

and Resident Evil uh oh yeah Resident Evil the originals um you know uh project zero or uh was it called as well um they had two names project zero and um [ __ ] the you have to take photos of the ghosts oh yeah that was called something else overseas um but uh or uh hidden siren was it called but yeah all these games that they're great people love and then they go yep we'll make a sequel and then we'll make another Sequel and we'll just keep moving further and further away from what people liked yeah forbidden siren not hidden siren sorry ah yep yeah I don't know and and also I think one of the things I was talking to someone about this someone someone asked me if they should play Silent Hill 2 and

I said yes because it's really great and it's but part of the scary factor of it is that it's really really hard to control and if you don't mind Luke before we go yeah I would uh I'd like to get into some [ __ ] crimes oh okay while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's [ __ ] crimes oh I really like that jingle I do too so um I thought maybe I could just run a few crimes past you okay and you could uh you could inform the listeners on how they how they can go about uh going about doing it better okay I can do that um let's begin here uh a woman has been arrested from a pet store uh as it was reported that she walked off with a $200 puppy in her purse so if you were going to steal a

puppy from a pet shop how would you go about it okay here's the problem she walked out with her inner purse uhhuh there's leads in that store you steal the lead you steal the collar you throw that puppy on the lead and go what this is my dog you're trying to hide it so people think you're stealing it but if you just walk out there with dog in a lead hide Plain Sight exactly genius genius all right it's easy one a British murderous taking his car for a spin through a public fountain for a free car wash was caught on camera and by the police um okay uh don't have your phone number on your car I'm just assuming people do that still where they run through like camera and they've got their phone number on it cuz they're

selling it um that's fair that's fair uh I mean number plates are plates are another one I don't know I was getting to that but take those I wanted to point out the for sale phone number thing cuz that that tends to get a lot of people they remember the number plates but they forget about that yeah does that really happen very often that I've heard of that happening a few times where people will like cover up their number plates go through uh camera and they'll all be like in there laughing and then the cops just give them a call and go hi like to come around and see the car they go around and go here's your ticket all right very good all right but so maybe this guy should just use his hose to wash the car or something well

yeah like yeah wouldn't it just be easier just to um get driveing someone's front yard and just steal water from their hose yeah cuz I'm just trying to think about a fountain normally fountains you have to sort of drive up them there sort of there'd be a lip hm they're not just flat yeah yeah you got to you probably going to be doing some damage to your car so just drive to someone's front yard mhm do the donuts of things first you don't want to do when you're leaving cuz you've just cleaned the car yeah you know what you could do you could do a big do a big series of donuts and then finish by knocking their um their tap out of in the front of the I don't know if they have Taps like the this elsewhere in the world did you have this you guys had this I assume as well we

had a tap in the middle of the [ __ ] yard for some reason I one of the houses I grew up when I was young yes who does that like what the [ __ ] is it doing there put it put against the wall or something right in the middle and it sort of just really got in the way what is it with Australia and that like I've I mean I'm trying to think I've had a couple of houses where I think that's been the case and when we were young once my brother uh were at a friend's house he was riding his his motor bike and then again tap in the middle of the [ __ ] yard took it out like his little you know peeee 50 or whatever it was motorbike yep and then yeah anyway so there we go I think we told him how to do that one all right A man

was caught drink driving who but he could have walked 100 meters to his home instead of getting in the car I mean this one seems quite obvious but maybe you maybe there's some trick to it get a lift get a lift 100 me um yeah this one uh I I've no drink driving no I'm not going to teach people how to do that you're not into drink driving no I'm a great drink driver are you yeah remember that night where we played at days where we all drank and then throughout the night just kept playing that racing game to see if it's at the best car I thought you going to tell some I thought you were going to tell some story about how like um an 86-year-old Japanese woman who allegedly carried on cashing her

parents' pension for half a century after they died has been arrested Century has been arrested so how would you how would you pull that one off um I think she had it done I would get point you have to get pointage from her like wow that's half a century for both her parents that I've got no advice for her okay all right she's just she's a master yeah all right um what do we got here late April Jeff Waters casually walked into the Jacksonville Bank of America and attempted to cash a TR cash a check for $368 [Laughter] billion um did he think the check was real or I don't know but I think I want to clarify cash a check doesn't that mean you want it in cash yeah yeah so uh

um yeah nice try that yeah that you just need to you need to set realistic goals yeah so if you think you could get away with a check being cashed maybe keep it under 1,000 I think under 1,000 if that had been $360 OD doll they probably wouldn't have looked at it twice yeah over a th000 I think they'll sort of take a bit more interest so yeah yeah I don't think you're allow I don't think you can do that in Australia can you just cash a check you get the horrible Payday advances one where you take your check in and they'll give you the money but they'll take 10% for themselves right yeah no that doesn't seem like a good idea all right well I think that's uh that might be all we have time for

for [ __ ] crimes this week I enjoy it I do too while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's C crimes I don't think we've got anything strong to end on I'm sorry God damn it that's disappointing yeah this this this never happens to me swear it's my first time I'm just really excited about you oh thanks man you're very beautiful oh you're so sweet I was talking to the listeners oh that's all for this weet thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and item to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time