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The only Donald I want to hear is Donald Duck. Do it. Do it. I'd do a Donald Duck impression somebody. I can't do one. I can't do one. There he is. Is that new? No, that's old. Yeah. Okay. Had that for a while. I just haven't seen you in person in a while. No. No. Or in duck. We're in duck. I haven't been in duck for a long time. Once it gets cold, once it gets colder, I'll be ducky. Our audience knows what you do. I'm writing down in duck. Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm with your hosts Matt, Luke, and Dan. Multiple Nerdgasm, your guide to all things nerdy.

I have my PAX ticket and I just remembered something cuz I told Dan when he buys this he has to tick yes to a megaort. The mega if he gets in I'm going to be so pissed. Well, I did tick yes. So, I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm going to do if they do choose me because I'm sure being way over my head. But it could be fun um floundering about trying to do all these challenges while people go, "Oh, it should be me up there." Including including Luke. Including me. It looks like boo. [ __ ] you, Dan. No, cuz I I've only seen a couple of time. I I watch I catch some of the tournaments that they have if I'm not seeing something else. And sometimes you do get like how did this person get there? But sometimes you just random. It's also the game as well. Yeah. Like a team game of

charades where you're playing with someone you don't really know. Yeah. That's going to be a hard thing to do. H I was instinctively going to tick no obviously, but uh what I said to Luke as we left last year's packs was that the next time I come, I'm going to say yes to everything offered to me. And boy, am I going to have fun. If like Jim Carrey, hey, Denny, suck on this. Um yeah, like Jim Carrey. Yeah, cuz you know, like there were so many things I was just went that looks like I'm not going to do that. Maybe it would be fun, you know? And we did that dark fantasy experience on the last day and I'm like, we should have been doing this [ __ ] every day. Even that panel we just

stumbled across where they were just doing drawing. We got to do more panels than one. Yeah. Yes. You're going to get to the hotel. Luke's just going to pull out a duck. Yeah. Get in it. Yeah. Don't know what I'm going to dress up this year. I've always wanted to go with Zack Branigan. Zack Brangan. If you go with Zack Bran, what's his little servant called? K. I could do K. You could do K. The finest velour. Tell the boy to lay on my formal shorts. What boy? You, Kip. You captain always goes down with the ship. Kiff, congratulations, kid. You're not promoting you to captain. Yeah. Yeah. for listeners. Um, we have seen more than just that one episode all those

quotes came from. But is that from the one episode? I'm not sure. I have seen one episode. Love that dynamic. It's a great episode though. I actually Good opportunity now that we're talking about Stoner Animations cuz you know it's well known now that I'm just obsessed with Rick and Morty. Um, I've got one more season to go. I'm trying to pace myself now cuz I I I rocketed through way too quickly. Um, but I have started watching another one called Common Side Effects, which is new and it's very good and it's I guess you it definitely falls into the stoner category because it's actually about a hippie that finds a magic mushroom that cures literally anything. And he's on the run from the from big farmer trying to uh to exploit andor stop him. But

it's just it's very funny. It's very dry and I'm liking it very much. What is this on the pirate bay? Matt, I don't know what it's on. All right. No, I think Well, I think the thing about Rick and Morty, I think cuz the same thing with Den Harmon, like with Community when you went back and rewatched that even three or four times, you picked up on something new every time. And I think that's going to be the same when you rewatch Rick and Rick and Morty is deep, man. It is so deep. Like there's at one point during sound like one of them, man. I am one of them. The only thing I'm not gonna do is like [ __ ] tell you that if you don't like it, you're [ __ ] stupid. But rock up with a I mean, I've never watched it, so I guess I don't Luke, you joke, but I was going

to ask I was going to I was going to float this. I was I was I'm floating the I'm floating the pickle tattoo. Not necessarily the pickle tattoo, but a Rick and Morty tattoo, generally speaking. I've got the socks. do something. Don't do the Don't do the pickle tattoo. I'm fine with anything else, but the the pickle tattoo's been done. There's things that happen in oneoff episodes that like five seasons later they just dive straight into it. There's this one episode, it's somewhere in season one where something goes horribly wrong. And so Rick just goes, "Okay, we need to find a timeline where you and me," because there's infinite timelines, right? It's about the multiverse. He goes, "We need to find a timeline where you and I die today. and

we just need to go to that timeline 1 minute after that and then just live there from now on. And so they bury the bodies of the Rick and Morty that died in that universe in the backyard and then just continue living as if nothing happened, right? And then like years later they revisit that because somebody's like blah blah blah what? And he's like, "Oh yeah, there are there are bodies in the backyard. Bodies of us." You know, now I wonder if it's something that was actually planned or something that they just I think they just keep going back. Yeah, I'd love to think it would it was planned, but it's almost it's almost equally as awesome if they just go Do you remember the episode in the first season where we did that? Why don't we just pretend that's a major

plot point now? It's a like I said, I haven't watched it, but I know that I assume the tone of it is that that they could also just not do that and it wouldn't be like people wouldn't be like that's a plot hole. Remember they [ __ ] murder well not murdered but remember they bury those bodies and make out what's that plot hole like it's not a serious show like you can do that stuff but when it gets like it's it's like Futurama in the way that like there's episodes that brought me to tears you know like there's there's episodes that are so moving there's this one it's like the end of season 5 or something where his daughter um Beth and no one can remember her name because it's so generic and she like that's like this running gag but there's even a

point where she's talking to a guy and he's like what's your name? She's like Beth. He's like, "I know you're saying it, but I just I just cannot hear it. It's just so generic." But, um, she realizes she's just had a drab life and and has been a housewife and all this stuff. And he's like, "Well, why don't you just go off and be yourself in the, you know, be a space traveler and stuff." And she's like, "Well, I've got to look after my family." He's like, "Well, I could do a clone of you right now that stays here and looks after your family while you go." And she's like, "No way." End of episode. Never visited again. years later, a [ __ ] Beth from Space comes and it turns out he did clone her. She just wasn't the clone, so she didn't know about it. And now

there's two Beths, you know, like and it turns out she and they fight. They're like, "Which one of us is real?" And he's like, "I don't know." And there's this montage of him like growing his daughter in this like big [ __ ] tube. And he turns away so he doesn't see which one. He blasts off into space. Like it's [ __ ] moving as [ __ ] I mean, we've all been there. There's an episode where Morty starts dating Captain Planet, right? And it's it's it's a female Captain Planet, right? And Captain Planet like she's she's planet, but she looks like Captain Planet female, and she has all the abilities of Captain Planet, and they start dating, and it's really nice, but then she starts realizing that you can't

passively fight against people who deny climate change and stuff. So she ends up like essentially becoming like an eotterrorist and she like caves in this mine with people inside and stuff and Morty has to break up with her because he he can't date this [ __ ] mass murderer and he's crying and she's crying. She's like but don't you love me? So like it's because I love you that I have to leave. Like it's just [ __ ] it just hits you right in the eotterrorist. Did you see that girl who threw the painting the paint or oil on that painting is now in prison? Is she for that or for something else? for that. Oh, okay. I think she got three years or something in prison. Good. Yeah. Don't do that. No. Nothing to do with She one of those anything. What was

it? No. No. Something oil. Whatever those people are. Yeah. The the people. Stop oil. No. Stop oil. Do stop oil. Please stop oil. Yeah. Oil. Get rid of all the oil. The oil. Suck it out of the earth. Yeah. And just like the way they do it is just to piss everyone off, which Yeah. It's not helping you. Why you think it gets people talking? It's You say that, but I watched an interview where a guy was asking him and he was like, "Yeah, everybody says that, but it actually does." Like, yeah, you hate us, but you've heard of us. And where's your data, though? Where's your data that changed anything? They're saying they have the data. And the data says if they do nothing, they then no one gives a [ __ ] If they uh if they do like, you know, friendly, nice things, no one

gives a [ __ ] If they're [ __ ] annoying, everybody complains, but people go, "What's this about?" And and it does move the move the needle more than other stuff. That's what they say. Is is that is that the same as like people heckling Jerry Seinfeld in Melbourne to like stop Israel invading Palestine? Same thing. Solved everything. Dan solved. Yeah. Solved. Yeah. Because you didn't know this, but Jerry Seinfeld actually was in charge of the war in Gaza. Yeah. You know who else was in charge? Kids that were going to a Jewish school in Canada. So, I'm glad they've [ __ ] been caught now, too. Yeah. Yeah. Who knows who's in the signal chat these days? [ __ ] hell. What a Hey. Hey, I know. Not on the show. No politics. And I'll get kicked

out. Um, I watched a show. I watched the first episode of a show I've been waiting for. Finally on Britbox Ludwig. This is the show where David Mitchell, one of my favorite comedians, plays uh he he's twins. One twin is a uh is DCI of of in um Cambridge in England. He's like a detective chief inspector. One brother is a shutin who designs puzzles for a living for newspapers and solves puzzles. He goes by the pseudonym Ludwig. He does that cuz he likes Beethovven. The the detective brother goes missing under suspicious circumstances and his wife calls the brother and says, "I need you to go into the police station and get his notebook. Just pretend to be

him." And he's like, "Fuck that." Anyway, he gets convinced to do it. But then when he goes in there, everyone thinks he's the detective and they're like, "Come on, crime scene." And he gets dragged along to a crime scene. Turns out he's quite good at solving murders. and then TV show. And it's really good. It's funny and uh and and and and cool. I I don't know like and it has to be television cuz I'm pretty sure if I was working with someone every day and then they disappeared and their twin walked in the next day, I'm pretty sure I'd be able to work out it wasn't. I've got a great quote for you, Luke. And in fact, I meant to send this to you guys earlier in the week just just for laughs. Um this

is where is it? here. Mary Kate Olsen of the Olsson twins. Right. Mhm. Yeah. On being asked if she ever gets mistaken for her sister. Right. This is what she said. Right. To me, the difference between us is pretty obvious. She thinks the opposite of fire is water. I think the opposite of fire is no fire. [Laughter] solve for itself. Well, you're right, Luke. I think because it's a television show. It's a comedy. No, no. Exactly. It doesn't matter at all. It's just it's it's stop you there. Personal anecdote. I used to work with a girl that I did not know had a twin. Oh. I saw the twin in the city

once and went to and I thought it was her and I and even when I started going, "Hey, how are you?" And she starts going, "Fine." I'm like, "Oh, what are you I was just like waiting for my boyfriend who will be here any minute. I was like, "Okay, weird. All right, see you Monday." Like, yeah, they must. You think they'd be used to it, but you still thought someone was a bit weird. It wasn't a So, we have cousins. You've met them as the Jennis cousins. Uh, twins. Um, and I could not tell I knew any of them were twins. You've got She's got identical twin cousins. Yeah. It's possible that I met them both and thought they were thought they were the same person. Yeah. So I at first No.

Wait, who? Maddie and like Auntie like Mary Lou's daughters. Oh yes, them. Sorry. Yeah. Um and at first I could not tell them apart. But now instantly I can just see one of them. Fire, no fire. I just have to ask the trigger word fire and then they Yeah. water or no fire and Yeah. And then I know. Um but now instantly if I just see one of them I can tell. But yeah, but I can see like if you didn't I think if you hadn't maybe if I only met one of them I'd get confused. I don't know cuz I don't really know how I know. I just know. But also, he's I just tell they just look different in subtle ways like Yeah. sub subtler ways than usual. He's he's

quite senior. So, I think if my boss's twin walked in, even if it was a tiny bit off, I still probably wouldn't allow myself to see the difference because Yeah. You think of it. Yeah. Well, that that too. Did you like it, though? Because I found it very good. The the show? Yeah, the show. Oh, you watched it as well? Yeah, I've seen it all. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I've seen it. Oh, yeah. I didn't wait for things to come on, man. All right, fine. Yeah. No, I did. I liked it a lot. I'm excited to watch more. I I was surprised by the appearance of uh [ __ ] the guy from the witch. He pops up. Guy from the Witch. Yeah, the guy from Yeah, the guy with really deep voice. Yeah. Oh, he's in all of uh Robert Edgar's movies, I think, actually. Yes, he is. He's also

in a really good movie called Sagar Wayne and the Green Knight if you haven't seen it with De Patel pays plays Gwane. Oh, and he plays the Green Knight. It's [ __ ] excellent. Oh, I meant to watch that. I I know the movie. Maybe it's just called The Green Knight anyway from a couple of years back. Yeah, it's really good. It's probably the second best King Arthur movie after Excalibur between that and Disney's The Sword in the Stone. There's not that many good King Arthur movies. There's not that many because he wasn't that good. No, King Arthur was excellent. They're just for some reason there's not that many good movies. Audio book I listened to when I was growing up and that's the King Arthur that I know. Yeah, same actually. I I'm in the ex and

I borrowed it from Penri Library on cassette and that's that's King Arthur from that. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So, does Li stay good? Cuz I'm enjoying it. I enjoyed the first episode. Yeah. Excellent. All right. Good. Well, it's also it's a good thing they've only they only have what six to 10 episodes. So, they're not going to try and I think Yeah, I think they're long though. They're not like the 20 minute episodes of like, you know, black books or something. But, uh yeah. Yeah. It's not like not zany comedy, but it's very funny. The taxi picks him up. The taxi driver's like, "Are you uh you know, like to talk or should I put the radio on?" And he like ignores him and he goes, "Oh, I'll put the radio on then." And then they pull away and you

just hear him go, "Sorry, could you turn that off? Just funny. That's excellent. Yeah, that's right. Cuz all the way to Cambridge from Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's like an hour drive or something. Yeah. [ __ ] beautiful city though. I've never been to Cambridge. Yeah. Well, is it Oxford? Which one is it? It's a college town. I can't remember now. Cambridge. Cambridge. Cambridge. Yeah. Um, speaking of detectives, um, I've been listening to this podcast that's just the Sherlock Holmes short stories. I think I've mentioned that I was listening to it before. Um, and I like them and I like the characters and I like the the pros and everything, but I'll say this, he's not clever. They're just ridiculous scenarios with only one

possible solution and then he's written to guess what that is. Like, you know what I mean? It's like, okay, well, I couldn't I could I as the reader couldn't have figured this out because he hadn't given me all this information. Yeah. Yeah. That's But you couldn't get away with writing a a mystery like that now. No. No, not at all. Yes. Yeah. That's a frustrating thing is when the answer is just was never available to you. It wasn't there. Yeah. Yeah. He saw something that was never mentioned. That was the Yeah. He just happens to know something cuz he was happened to be at the races on a day this one specific horse came in and that is and you're like, "Okay, well, I couldn't possibly have known that, could I?" M I do like sorry the L that scene where he he

figures out who the killer is cuz he does basically does like a puzzle and he goes and so it was you and then that then they're like and then they're like why would she do that? He's like oh I have no idea. Yeah. Yeah. I just I just know that she did it and then Yeah. And then the sergeant's like yeah but we you can't do that. You have we have to have some evidence. and he's like, "Oh, yeah." Yeah. Yes. The um the wife of the brother is quite good. She's cropping up in a few things as well. She is in this great show that I watched last year called Spy Among Friends, which is a true story of um two MI6 agents and they've been best

friends for like 30 years and then one day one of them finds out that the other one's a Russian double agent. And he's more upset that he lied to him as a friend than as, you know, an enemy combatant. Yeah. And it's very it's very good. But she's she's an interrogator. She's an like that that would hurt though. Yeah. Yeah. Be like if Luke was suddenly like one of you guys spy. Imagine that. Imagine Luke was like, "Anyway guys, got to go home." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's all been a ruse. Yeah. Don't know what for. Don't know what I'm

getting out of you two, but I think we might not be the marks. Might just be the cover. Well, you never know. Yeah. Look, something else I've been watching. If we're just going to list TV, I just finished last night Paradise on Apple TV. This one I do. No. [ __ ] It's not on Apple. It's on Disney. They only watch Apple TV shows that start with the letter S. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Seance silo shrinking. Oh, you said shrinking. No, Jenn. I haven't watched shrinking. It is good. I do recommend. Okay. You've have said that before and I should give it a try. Um, Mosquito Coast is quite good on on Apple as well. C. That was on there. What? As in S E, not the letter C. C. Yeah. The one with Jason Mamoa. We We can't see. He's blind. Oh, isn't that

terrible? or they're all blind or something. Okay. It sounds like a an Might Shyamalan plot. Yeah. Some science fiction thing. I I I haven't watched it. So, fair enough. Um, no. Paradise is on Disney. Uhhuh. Uh, and it's very good. And if I said too much about it, it would be a spoiler, so All right. Watch it. The trailer does a pretty good job of of teasing it without telling you what it is. Um, but I enjoyed it being revealed to me as I was watching the show. So, I'll allow you the same uh experience if you want it. Luke's literally reading about it right now. No, I I've already It's not I don't think it's for me. I guess from the name No, no, no. Paradise. It could be. It could very well be paradise. All right.

Paradise is the name of the place they live. The word paradise, you're like, I don't like the vibes. Paradise. American political thriller. That does not sound like No, it's not. It's not an American political thriller. It it it it is a science fiction story wrapped in an American political thriller. Okay. I might look into it. He won't. No. All right. Um, so I speaking science fiction, I started playing a game. Yes. Tell me more. I went on to play Atom Fall cuz that came out yesterday. I also played it yesterday. I'm interested to know what you think because I'm about to finish it. Yeah. I I haven't played for that long. Yeah. Yeah. Will you I was kind of

stumped by the when it asked you to choose your difficulty settings. All right. Because Matt I've never come across this before. Usually you just have easy, medium or hard or you know story mode or you know but this this is like there are three elements to this game. Exploration, combat and survival. And so there's like nine combinations of of difficulty where you're like the combat's hard but the survival and the exploration are easy or the exploration's hard but the combat you and I'm like I don't really know. I haven't played the game yet. What I started off with, I started everything on the default settings and then now everything is on the lowest because that's why you finished again. Yeah. Well, no, it's just cuz I got annoyed.

That doesn't seem a lot to it. You set the time to But this time doesn't pretend to not be a a short game. Yeah. No, it doesn't. There are there are six endings to this game. M. So once I sort of worked that out, I'm just trying to play through just a very quick one just to get out the way because I hate it because there's choices to make with now these guys will hate me over these people. And what kind of game is it? Is it Sounds like it's got a story at least? Fallout. Fallout without the campness. Yeah, it's a rolled back fallout. That's like I'm enjoying it. Um you can kill people. I only played it for about two hours. Um, but that's a decent amount for me to Yeah, a decent amount for me to just play in one go. So, I've basically I've come out the

tunnel and I've like looked around the nearest place. Um, I like it. I like the controls. The combat's uh, you know, satisfying. Something I've seen people complaining about, which I don't get, is people going, "Oh, this looks like a last generation game and stuff." And I looks fine. Yeah, it looks okay to me. Yeah. No, it looks fine to me. I mean, it doesn't it doesn't make you go, "Oh, [ __ ] wow." No, it's not like when I'm playing Assassin's Creed and it's like, "Oh my god, this looks like a picture or anything." But it's not terrible. But no, it really is just a game where you start talking to someone and that can be that person you escape with and that'll give you an achievement. That's one of the endings.

And then it's just the only thing I really wish this game had was fast travel. Oh, yeah. Right. Fast travel. It doesn't have any at all. Amazing game. No, I'm not even I've not even opened the map at this point. I'm not even far far enough really in to care about where I am in respect to any anywhere else. Yes. Annoying with the running backwards and forwards, but yeah, I very quickly just turned auto difficulty down cuz I got it's hard to find even ammo is difficult. Yeah. Yes. Like ammo was so sparse. I was like for like an hour I was walking around four bullets and trying to conserve them. Yeah. I had two guns equipped on onto like fast, you know, fast equip one with one each with one bullet in it. Yeah. So that during combat I could quickly switch like at

least it shocked a couple of times legitimately made me jump. Yeah, you can bluff. Yeah, you can pull a gun on somebody and then they back down. Yeah. Okay, good. But then their friends walk around the corner and Yeah. Yeah. Then you got to run. Then you pull out four other guns and you bluff with those, too. I don't. But the good thing is if you get a head all these guns got one bullet in it. Who wants style head shot they drop dead sort of like that. Except for the like ghoul things in which case it's um some ones in the tunnel. Yeah. Yeah. I just I died many times and the [ __ ] out of me. I'm not going to go near them every Yeah. [ __ ] Yeah. really quite quite quite

scary. I don't know. I reckon give it a go. It is on Game Pass, so I was going to ask on Game Pass. Yeah. Yeah, why not? Yeah, it was either it was either that or um it was either that or go back to uh Chernobyl Stalker. Yeah. Um which I also have but it seems like it would ask a lot more of me and this is just a kind of a fun easy game. I mean, not that it's easy, but it's just easy to play. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like even if you come back to this game after a little while, it won't take you long to work out what you're doing. Going back to Chernobyl. Yeah, I got to start that again. Yeah, only play that for an hour, but I gota I got to start all over again. I um I was thinking the other day,

speaking of game pass games, can I just say one more thing? Of course. The one more thing I don't I didn't like about the game is I have no idea what the story really is. It's cuz you skipped the dialogue always. No, no. Well, the game starts with it does do a bit of a cut scene at the start that hey, there was this power plant. Something went wrong. And then you just wake up and a scientist comes over and goes, "Oh, who are you? Take this key card. I'm going to die now." And then you're on your own. And it's Yeah. There's no customer characterization, no how you got there or anything. It's just you wake up. Yeah. No first first actor is in the vault while you're Yeah. Just going to put this out there. He just said customer characterization, which I love.

I think we want to maybe write that down for a potential title. If is in duck is not suitable. Customer characterization. I meant character. I know you meant character customization. That's why I pointed it out. It's only because I love you. It's great. But I don't know. I'm going to I'm going to see if I can have customer characterization as the title in duck as the caption and an image that encapsulates both somehow. Perfect. But yeah, you don't don't even know if you're playing a male or female. So, I just assume I'm playing a female. Of course. Yeah, I assume that because you're a video game transvestite. There's there's a new game coming out soon where you play as a female that I played at least one game all the way through without knowing I was playing a

female. Oh, what's that? Metroid. Oh. Oh. Oh, I wanted to mention Metroid actually, but just briefly before that, I was thinking about Indiana Jones just talking about Game Pass. Well, yeah, because they've patched things, right? But there's expansion coming at some point. Oh, correct. cuz I was like, I'd go back and get the rest of the stuff, but then I realized, no, no, no. Let's not do that because you don't want to get sick of that game before the expansion comes out. So, I'm going to wait for that. So, and I meant to ask, does anybody know when that's coming out? No, I don't I don't know what they've said. Uh, Giants DLC, did you guys see the [ __ ]

um weird control spin-off slash the first person thing? Yeah, that looks bizarre. Who was asking for that? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, multiplayer. I just That was weird. I think it's odd that they're putting their money on Control 2 when I don't think Control is as popular a property as other properties they have in the Remedy verse. It could be just it's an easier game to make, I suppose. So cuz I don't even though there was a lot to control 2, it was a lot of backtracking. So reusing of assets, maps, maybe. Yes, true. Yeah, I see. Yeah. Okay. Don't know when it's coming out. No specific release date, but it's got to be soon. Yeah. All right. There's a

question coming this week for Avowed, but I don't care. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm out of it. I've got a segue from that, too. But you did mention Metroid and earlier you mentioned people complaining about how Adam Fall does not look like a looks like a previous gen game. Yeah. Did you watch the Metroid 4 trailer? Yeah. I'm excited about it, but it definitely does look like a a retro game of sorts at this at this point. It Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Not in a bad way, just in a way that I was just like ah kind I mean it just looks like Metroid Prime. Yeah. Yeah. Like Yeah. So it reminded me a little bit of No Man's Sky as well as scanning things and Oh,

hello. Go for dad. Good morning. Are you there? It's just creepy that she's just breathing into it. What are you doing? Are you Are you there? Can I play with my super? Yes, you can. Can you get them? [Laughter] Can I help you? What do you need? Do you need me to get them for you? She's made that perfectly clear. Okay, I'll be there in one minute. Hang on one sec. Okay,

Matt's house is officially too big. Yeah. [Laughter] I'll be back in a minute. I'm sorry. I'll do more research into DLC for Indiana Jones. I'd be interested in playing that. You've got to finish it. I've got to finish it. I It so annoys me that I was really enjoying that game, but then I when I got to that game break and it took them what, six weeks, two months to fix. You're actually pretty close to the end cuz you're in Thailand, right? Yeah. Yeah. Like Sam. Yeah. You not much after that. But yeah, it was just so annoying that it just going back just has the same magic did. Yeah. Especially since I've considered replaying it just for the fun of it and

doing it slightly differently. But actually, it's the Thailand bits that I think, oh, but all those [ __ ] caverns and [ __ ] that make me. So it's not like if you were still in Cairo or somewhere and you were just going back and doing picking up there, it might feel a bit easier to get back into. But yeah, when you're on the boat and got around like that and Yeah, it was a lot. It asked a lot of you. It was great, but it it just it Yeah, you only want to do that once. Yes. Yeah. And if I'd stopped, I'd think I'd find it very hard to get back in. But no, I really think the DLC I reckon will be You know what? It might I reckon it'll come out in April. April's very release on PlayStation 5 in April. April's day after tomorrow. Don't forget. Yeah, but I did

say we would know in with if it was coming within four weeks surely. I don't know. Wait, what did you say was coming in April? It's going to PlayStation 5 in April. Oh, yeah. That's true. PlayStation 5 on the 7th of April. 17th of April. So that might be a bit of a hey, PlayStation get that, but then we get the DLC. I think they're more likely to hold off even if it was ready so that they could launch the DLC simultaneously with Xbox and PlayStation like in like 4 months. I know, but it's been a long time. And look, this came out in December. Yeah, it would be good to keep it to top us up and keep us going. Yeah. Throwback. Super Kitties. You got them? Got them. Yep. But yeah, waiting six months for because I know um

the Cyber Punk DLC. Yes. That took too long and I have a hard time. While it's great, it was a hard time getting back into it because I had to remember how to play it. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. Remember what my skills were and how everything but that it came out. If they if they brought out Skyrim DLC right now, I'd drop everything. Dive right back in. Yeah. Yeah. Scar's a bit easier though. [Laughter] See you. Yeah. See you. Okay. I'm coming. Tell her. Yeah. Tell her you're on your way, mate. Come on. 104. 104. All right. What's something quick we could talk about while he's not here?

Yeah. Oh, he'll hate us if we talk about Rust without him. He'll hate us if we talk about Rust news. Odyssey without him. Um, would he care about Snow White? I don't care if he does. No one cares about Snow White. I'll say this though, actual audience score for this seems to be far higher than critic score really. And I think because critics now aren't just people that, you know, review for the Chicago Tribune, you know, it's just any, you know, anyone with a YouTube channel and stuff and they were going to hate this anyway. Yes. Like I listened to Critical Drinker review of this right during the week and he spent months saying that Rachel Ziggler or whatever her name is,

uh, who I only know from this movie, but maybe she's in other stuff. I I don't know. um but how she's poisonous and you know she's ruining the movie and and he was like I'll admit it she was actually the only decent thing about the movie was her performance. Okay. See I don't know nothing about her. I don't know everyone hates her for some reason. She's very lefty. She she supports Palestine which is fair enough. Everybody does. But in Hollywood, where a lot of people are Jewish, being openly supportive of Palestine gives the impression that you're you're anti-Israel. And you know, it's it's a bit too political for a leading lady. Plus, she went out and said a whole bunch of stuff about how she said, "I've refused to sing the

Someday My Prince will come song because, you know, my Snow White don't need no man." and uh and said, you know, "Oh, I actually think it's gross that he that he kisses me while I'm asleep." And you know, why you agree to being Snow White? Yeah. I mean, it does. Yeah. Like it cuz don't get me wrong, it is weird. Yeah. This guy that you never met comes across someone who's looks dead and he goes, "I'm going to get in on that." I've missed something. You have? Yeah, unfortunately we're talking about Snow White. It's far more wholesome than it sounds, right? But then then but she's not doing herself any favors now cuz she like she tweeted the other day, "Oh, I went I'm went to see it. I'm literally

the only person in this cinema and people like it's not a good sign. Yeah, it's not doing well." No, but I don't think the lowest rated movie ever, I think, at the moment. But they also they had uh like they spent a lot of money on re-shoots because of all the you know like first they had to recast the dwarves cuz they cast dwarves and then somebody was like you can't cast dwarves and so they had to redo all that with CGI dwarves. Why can I not cast dwarves? Cuz it's exploit exploitative. I don't know. Cuz they're not dwarf dwarves. They're my Yeah, they're magical creatures. Yeah. Like it's like maybe that people were like apparently they don't even use the dwarf in the movie. H height challenged. But yeah, like but in saying this, this

was never a movie I was going to go see. God, no. No. Even if and I'll be honest, I don't I I've watched I watched the Aladdin live action remake. I think that's the only one I've seen. I haven't seen the Beauty and the Beast or the Little Aladdin one. I didn't realize it was [ __ ] garbage, mate. It's [ __ ] Oh, the one with Will Smith. Yes, that's right. That would probably be the only one that I would I was sort of close to seeing because I remember that was the only real cartoon that I remember. Guy Richie directed it for starters. Yeah, but it's hard to watch Aladdin now. It's a bit racist. It's a bit racist. It's not that hard to watch it. We We have watched it. You know what I quite liked? I quite liked Mufasa the um Oh, yeah. the recent uh Lion King

prequel. Quite good. We watched The Lion King and then the Lion King 2, the old animated Lion King 2. This is Lion King 2 in a there's this weird reccon thing where there's like other lions who were following Scar. Okay. And they were like got exiled and I'm like that wasn't in the movie. Well, this Mufasa movie does this complete retcon where Scar and Mufasa aren't even real brothers. And Scar is the son of a king, but Mufasa is an adopted son. So, he is meant to be the king. But Mufasa was just a better leader and the people followed him instead, which is why he was like, "Give me my throne. It's me." I tell you though, the music in those [ __ ] movies is the the best musical score in any Disney or any other [ __ ] movie. Who did that music, dude? Remind

me. Oh, I think it might have been um I think it might have been uh I was going to make a joke, but I can't I was I can't Yeah, I was going to say the name of someone we know, but I'm not I'm backing out of it. It's Hans, but I know it's hard. I've got no joke. I've got no joke, so I'll just say it. Yeah, fine. No, but it's funny because everyone remembers Hans for [ __ ] Inception and Yeah. Interstellar stuff. It's like actually not even Gladiator these days. Oh, yeah. True. Batman is the one that he's known for most now, I think. Yeah. Before I to know, sorry, I know you guys had to move on. Metroid 4 looks good. Uh, you got psychic powers apparently in this. Looks good. Just Yeah. The only thing is that just I was like, oh, they

didn't kind of like fancy it up or anything really. Yeah, I guess they must have had a meeting where they were like, we can't make it too different. And also, it's on the Switch, which I guess not that the Switch is great, but it's not like like a, you know, pushing the limits of graphics capabilities except for the cloud. The cloud games on the Switch are are pretty impressive. Yeah. Nintendo would do those first party games like that, though. Yeah, cuz the um I played both the latest Resident Evils like seven and eight on the Switch and they are [ __ ] incredible. Yeah, right. But I reckon they may have looked to try and make it look newer or something, but sometimes that looks wrong. That's that could be true, too. Yeah, cuz Metroid does have a look.

Yeah. And people get upset when you change things. Think of Monkey Monkey Island. How people lost their [ __ ] over that. That's a great game though. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. But people I just different. I The third Monkey Island is in some ways my favorite and I know that's blasphemy because it's not he wasn't involved Ron, but I love that game. I It's a funny game too. It's just Yeah. went a different kind of direction in some Yeah. But all all the Monkey Islands were different enough that I don't understand why people are freaking out about the most recent, you know, it's all just updated in a way. It's like walk around and walk move with the stick. Yeah. Yeah. And but I mean it was a great game. Who gives a

[ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and as Ron Gilbert said, I already made the game that you're talking about. It's called [ __ ] Secret of Monkey Island. And then I made another one, Secret of Monkey Island 2. Play those. Yeah. People don't like making the same game every time. They do like to mix it up. And if you want [ __ ] pixel art, point and click, play [ __ ] um a billion others that are out now. What's What's the No, no, but that he made Files River. [ __ ] great game. Yes. Great game. Mhm. That is a in a way the new Monkey Island is actually quite um simple in certain ways and Thimbleweed Park is the opposite. It's like if you don't know adventure games and you're not into puzzles, Thimbleweed

Park is going to be [ __ ] annoying cuz it's very puzzly and complicated and Yeah. Like it doesn't hold your hand. It's like Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. And like Yeah. Like I like newspaper place. You just got to [ __ ] walk around reading all the newspapers and stuff like it makes you work for it. Yeah. Um you know what's not a good game and this will surprise nobody is the Peppa Pig game for Xbox. Um which Luke's played it. I have. I enjoyed it for start. I mean it's very easy to get a achievements because you you just let the game run and and the achievements clock up. But it's literally just walking between cutscenes. There's no actual game mechanic whatsoever.

The Bluey game's a little like that. I guess you collect stuff and you walk around, but the blue game was very simple. Harper wanted to play games today and I put that on and then she got bored of it so quickly. Really? So quickly. Yeah. That we ended up just playing um more of um Link to the Past, which she loves. Yeah. Um, and it's it's, you know, it's a great 30-year-old game. And yeah, my favorite game. It's the first game I ever finished. Very good game. I finished. Yeah, I haven't finished it yet. We we may finish it, but we don't play it consistently enough to to finish. Or maybe the first I'd finished stuff like Sonic and stuff, but that was the first game where Yes, with a story. With a story. Yeah. Not just run to the end of the screen,

jump Sonic. I didn't I never finished Sonic. I'm going to go back. I want to go back and finish all the Sonics. Yeah, this is a thing. I went back and finished um Wonder Boy like a couple years ago. Just [ __ ] How is that? That's a game I've never finished. I mean, it doesn't like there's no [ __ ] end cuts scene or anything. You just, you know, it's just four levels on repeat get harder. Yeah. But I just wanted to be able to look my 10-year-old self in the in the eye and say, "You did it. You did it. You did it." further than just being on the skateboard. Yeah, that's actually I avoid the skateboard. I hate the skateboard now. When I was a kid, if I didn't get that skateboard, I would kill myself and go back to the start. But um now

I can't find Is she in the closet? I don't know. Have you looked? Have you looked? I found him. How's the closet door opening? Sorry, guys. You thought this was a good idea, didn't you? This was her idea. Oh, insisted that I kick this off. Awesome. That's great. Promise. I'm going to guess it was in the closet. Yeah, I'm going to guess it was in the closet as well. Oh, Lambie is definitely in the closet. Oh, Lambie. Doc McStuffins's Lambie. Oh, yeah. Um, games avowed. Pillars of Eternity is in the same world. Pillars

of Eternity. I don't know if you guys talked about this while I was no out. Uh, Pillars of Eternity is getting a patch, a new update. It's 10-year-old game, which is a [ __ ] great game. It's getting turn-based combat. Yes, I saw this. I love that. I'll [ __ ] replay the game. Like, I prefer turn-based combat. Yes. No, I don't know. I still like turn-based. I know they've got away from it from a lot of games like they really have as a staple, but I enjoy it so much better more. Yeah, same. So, I'll I'll replay this game. Well, I mean, you can certainly you think about it, you can be very strategic. Yeah, I probably won't replay it because I don't have time, but I it made me want to. I guess that's the But just to be clear, they're not

remaking the game. They're just patching the old game so that you Yeah. It's a It's kind of a They said it's a um a kind of a beta trial feature of they've Yeah, cuz the game wasn't designed that way. So, they said, you know, your mileage may vary on it. But um when I was a kid, turn-based used to frustrate me though, like a little kid. Yeah. Like the first time I started playing the um the uh the AD and D Mhm. video games they came out with on AmIgga, I was like, "Oh, don't they just run at me?" I [ __ ] smash them when you know I had to really No, I like reorient cuz the game this I think Troka is the same. This is Pillars of Sony's Obsidian and then if you trace the history back they did like Boulders Gate and that but then

at a certain point they made Arcanum. Troka made that game, Arkan. We've talked about it before, I think. Yeah. Um, so I meant to check that out and I never did. That game you could choose between real time or turn-based. And I think actually you could switch while you're playing, but I always put it in turn-based. It's just always been my preference because Arinum A R C A NUM between uh of Arinum of Steam and Magic Obscurer. I think the subtitle. Yes, this looks very good. Yeah, it's a great game. Um, yeah, it's about a world where everybody's been using magic, but now technologies been developed and they're finding that the technology makes magic not work and vice versa. Like you can't have both. Like they

interfere with each other. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like if you're a wizard and you start using a gun, your spells go wrong kind of thing. It's like Yeah. It's cool. This owes This interface owes a lot to Diablo. Sure. Yeah. Which is fine by me. You're going to copy copy from the best. Yeah. Yeah. But it's got Yeah. this opening cinematic where you're a passenger on a on a big blimp like a like a like a steam and then these orcs in there orcs in [ __ ] fighter planes come and shoot the thing down and I was just like what is this? It's great. That reminds me I because I've still got Humble Bundle and I'm yes still refuse. I still every time I go to cancel they go you're on this really good deal you can't do it but I remember this month they gave me a

key for Home World 3 so I'm actually going to play a PC game for the first time in a long time cuz I love Home World. Now is that a bargain considering you don't you pay every month and you've not gotten a game you want in a very long time. Well I it's the first time I've looked at it in a very long time. I need to start giving away more keys. Patreon people, email me. I'll send you a key. That's the [ __ ] system, is it? Yeah. Reach out to any way you can. I'll give you a key. And how are you going to verify that they're Patreon people or I trust people. You could Yeah, just Well, you got to give him some kind of clue in the in the afterparty. Yeah. Wink wink. Just email Luke and he'll give you stuff. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't. He

doesn't know or care if you're a patron. But do become a patron, but he doesn't care. So, just be clear. If I buy it right now, I'll give you something. Aranum is worth I think so. Yeah. If you make sure it'll run. Hold on. What are you getting it on? Steam. Let me see if I've got a key for it. I'll look into it for you. I mean, if it was on Switch, I might get it on Switch, but I doubt it. I Yeah, I don't think it's I'll look into it later. Playable on Switch. Yeah, it's like an old PC, you know, like Yeah, you need a mouse and possibly you need a keyboard, too. Well, I got both of those things right here. Let me let me know, Luke, cuz I've just

logged in. So, I'm going to click add to look. I got to go back months because I'm so bad at logging into this. Oh, Vampire Masquerade Bloodlines. The original. Why are you recommending that? Oh, Activision. Oh, this is by Activision, is it? Oh, okay. I didn't need any convincing. Yeah. Yeah, it's a Troker. It's uh But yeah, I think it's like the team that made Fallout 1 and two, actually. Okay. Yeah. Right. I mean, yeah. Right. Yeah, Troka. It is too. Yeah. It's 10 bucks. Buy it. Yeah. Okay. If I find it, I'll give it to someone else. Yeah, I'm happy to pay $10. Yeah, I think it's worth it in real time. Great game. Um, speaking of games, there's a game that you guys apparently aren't

going to get to play coming out. Silent Hill F. I actually was really looking forward to this. It looks cool from the trailer, right? Yeah. Sorry, I'm just uh I actually got a shock that it's been 13 years since the last actual entry. I know. Is that true? Silh Hill 4. Um I forget what it was. I was reading in the article. Um but yeah, it's been 13 years. It can't be Silent Hill 4. I think is it must have been longer since Silent Hill 4 came out. But yeah. Yeah. But anyway. Yeah. So this new one has apparently been refused classification in Australia. For people who aren't in Australia, what that means is you can't sell it. Yeah. So it's going to be something and that usually means drug use because they've

gotten a little bit better in drug use. It's used to be um even sex is okay. Normally now it's sort of um grape grape grape grape. Yeah. Yep. That's why Fantasmagoria got banned back in the day. cuz there's a scene where her husband Mhm. does that does has a grape. Yeah. Um but also game and yeah, drug use isn't something that'll get you banned. It's if it's a showing drug use as being good. So it gives you a positive positive Yeah, that's right. Positive effects of drug use. Yeah. Yeah. So that's a bummer. Um unless they change whatever. The the other thing is that apparently it's unusual about this is that they haven't said specifically

why. Um apparently you can submit a request to find out why if you want to know. Yeah, look that's it's not they haven't said why to the developers. I believe that's the case or whatever. No, no, you just send it to I've done this before. Um all you have to do is you send it to the Australian board and go, "Hey, why did you do this?" And you back and go, "Here's the reason." That's not unusual. They do this. They don't announce most of the time. They don't Okay. I thought some I think this article or something else said that they actually normally the information is just made available if you want it. This time they just didn't say. Yeah, but I think it's more I think sometimes the other time where they're getting new information from is the developer coming

out. Yeah, we've been this has been banned for this reason. This is a shame because I've been watching this one develop and this one looked very good and I was getting very psyched to be playing a new Silent Hill. Don't worry, I know how you can get it and play it on the Xbox. No problem. Get me to buy it and send it to you. Yep. Or does that work? Just No. Or we just get Matt to buy us some gift cards. You change the region of your console to America. Enter the gift card on an alt account. Yeah. Buy it. Make that alt account your home console. Move back to Australia with that installed and you're done. Move back to Australia. I am way out of date with Silent Hill because Silent Hill Downpour was the last one on the 360. I've never even heard of it.

Daniel licked the music for it. The guy did sound did not lick anything. He died. Daniel licked it. Oh, because of that. Yeah, I guess so. The game got banned in Australia and he was like, "Fuck you." No. Um, and then Silent Hill Homecoming, which I've also not played, was uh banned in Australia too till they Oh, does it say why that was uh similarly banned, but then edited and released in a censored This is why I call [ __ ] on this article. It was similarly banned. We don't know why the first one, this was banned, but similar to this one. No. Well, being banned is the similarity, I think, in that sentence. There's different reasons for being banned. They could they were banned. They were both banned. I think that's what they mean. But I Well, this Silent

Hill Downpaw was not reviewed. Well, no. No, it was not. This was This was going to be the big comeback. Are they still Activision Collection 54? The good thing is now with the Xbox as being there's no reg lock anymore. So, you can very easily just order this overseas and you've got it. H I'll let you try and let me know if it works. No, I meant a physical copy. Luke, should I play? All right. Assassin's Creed Shadows. I want to It looks good. Looks really good. I'm enjoying it. Um it is a little bit It's different to Bajala. It's more like um what was the other ones before that? There was Origins Odyssey and Origins. No different to that as well. Oh, the world's different. The the way

you the way you find missions is different. It's it's it's different, but I'm enjoying it. I I would play it. If you're not that if you want to try it out, do a trial of Ubisoft Plus for a month. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Do I get a free month? I don't know if you do. Just give me a free month, Luke. I I can't give you a free month. Son of a [ __ ] I would if I could. Why are you doing this? All right. I just pay for mine. Oh, you can get Fantasmagoria. Yeah. 1495 right now. There you go. On GOG? No, on Steam. On Steam. I've got it on GOG, I'm pretty sure. I want to play that. It's Oh, no. No. The reason why you get it on Steam is because PC titles

aren't rated the same as consoles. Yeah. Yes. Get it now. How much do I Made Redemption? Oh man, I loved this game. Oh yeah, $10. I'm going to put it in my wish list. Maybe. Maybe one day. Maybe someone will buy it for you. Actually, no. I think I'm pretty sure I do have a key for Vampire Masquerade. Oh, you do? I'm pretty sure I do. Interesting. Let me have a look. Just amassing these keys. Yeah, I am. Here you go. Um, Legend of Zelda during the this kathuffle about the Switch 2, Nintendo just announced that The Legend of Zelda live action movie will be released in March 2027. And everyone was like, "What?" Yeah, that's happening. So, yeah, just in there's an app that you can get. I think it's called

Nintendo today that uh if you want to keep up to date on the Switch 2 because there's a Switch 2 uh you know announcement thing, Nintendo Direct next week, which is going to have more info. There was no Switch 2 stuff in the Nintendo Direct the other day that had Metroid and all that in it. Um and then they said, "Yeah, get this app if you want news." And then in there was just, "Oh, by the way, Legend of Zelda live action movie March 2027." Okay. Yeah. I do not think Zelda movie is going to be good. I just I just can't. Live action, too. Not like the Mario one. I mean, the tone of it would be different anyway. But yeah, but how your going to be mute? Is it? Well, Link doesn't talk. Well, when I'm

Link, he doesn't talk. He swears when he he gets beaten up. But um yeah, Link doesn't talk, does he? Or have they started making Yeah, that's all he all he said his entire life. That's what he ejaculates. Orgasms constantly. Yeah, it's his kink getting hit. Maybe it's just the way I play the game. Imagine that. Oh, duck. Imagine a barbar like imagine your kink was getting hit and then you were like, "Fuck it. I'm just going to be a [ __ ] adventure fighter." Yeah. And then everyone's like, "I don't want to fight that guy." [ __ ] not him. Um, so yeah, no trailer, no Oh, no cast, nothing. Director director of one of the Planet of the Apes movies, but there are so many of them now that Oh, is that

true? I didn't know that. There you go. I haven't I haven't even seen the last one. I I haven't seen the one. I've seen the one the last the one that came after the Wahberg one. There was a Mark Wahberg one. The Tim Burton one. Yep. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. And then there was the other one that had Franco in it. Yeah, that's the Franco. Forget the Mark part six of the Mark. Yeah, no, no. When I say forget it, what I mean is it's not part of that. Yeah, it's not cannon series. No, I was just trying to remember who was in it. Yeah, it's Franco Franco. These these get this um I've heard they're good. Andy Circus. That's right. They're excellent. The Franco's the worst of them all. And it's excellent. I don't know why I haven't seen them. It's just same. Is it that I

don't want to or it's just this hasn't come up? There's too many now and like can they can they really be that different from one another at this point? You actually don't know which I'd have to look. I off the top of my head I wouldn't know which one to watch first. So yeah. Yeah. Cuz they're all generically titled Rise of the Planet of the Apes Planet of the Apes, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Yeah. Which which comes first? Yeah. War or the Dawn or the Rice? Or the egg? Egg of the Planet of the Apes? chicken or or the ape. Um, there's a trailer for Rust. Yes, the Rust movie. And in fact, yeah, I watched it just before the show. Anyone in it?

Well, here's the thing. Is there is there is there is there a scene where Alec Baldwin holds a gun pointing directly down the camera and the the lens just shatters? Yes, but it is conspicuously absent throughout the entire trailer. And then the very very last shot is of him in that church drawing the gun and then it cuts to the the credit block. What you think that was intentional? I can't imagine it wasn't. It's gross to say, but it's free marketing in a way to remind people of that. Yeah, cuz at first I was like, why didn't they just change the name of this [ __ ] movie? And then I was like, well, because why would you have seen it? [ __ ] famous. I might not have watched this. Yeah. The thing is, I'm

probably still not going to watch this. I'll watch it. I'm not going to go to cinema for it. I'll watch it when it comes out on whatever when I when it's on Tortuga. Tortuga just means turtle, you know? Just putting that out there. Yeah. When it's on a turtle. when a turtle comes in with a Blu-ray perched on its shell. Oh, have you seen this? So, um, Warner Brothers DVDs that they were selling in like early 2000s were getting this like disc rot. They're actually replacing them. What? Really? But they're not replacing them with the same movie evidently. They're just whatever you get. So, you'll send it off to go, "Hey, I got disc." And they'll go, "Great." and they'll throw a random DVD and send it back to you. That's [ __ ] stupid.

Well, I did see the reason for that is stupid, but it makes some sense in that the um they don't have the rights to some of them anymore, which is that same thing with like the whole thing's a mess. This actually, you know, we talk about how you should buy physical media because at least they apparently not. Apparently that doesn't [ __ ] matter. Well, yeah. DVDs I was when this will keep up. Evelyn DVDs are meant to last like 30 to 100 years, right? So, that's a pretty 100 years is a long time, but we're coming up 30 years on a lot of them. I was going to say, yeah, I'm going have to dig that box of DVDs out of the basement and see if any of them are disintegrating. Cuz I think people do talk about it like, I've bought this on on disc,

therefore I will have it forever. But apparently that's not the case. And you know what? If you if it falls apart, they're not going to give it to you again if they It's the same way. It's a little different, I guess. Like, if they lose the rights to something on streaming, they just take it away from you now. Yeah. But like DVD, if it disintegrates, you just won't get a new one. The thing is, that's why you need to buy it in DVD and then rip it. Back it up. Rip it. Just about It's about collecting as well. And that is gone. Like that's why we like to have DVDs is because I've watched this movie and now it goes on the shelf of movies I have watched. And that's why people write letter box reviews and stuff like that is because they need to keep track of

it. And even like within Xbox, right? I was looking through my, you know, do you ever do this? Do you ever just go into your library of owned games to just look at games you've owned? Like I just And then I was looking and I'm like, "Oh, look. It's it's Far Cry, you know, three, four, five. Wait, wait a minute. I own I own more than that. And then I'm like, "Oh, no way. I own physical copies of them, but now they're not in this library, but these ones aren't in that library." Like, and that annoys me. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. My my I think my Xbox library is getting up to like a thousand or something. It's sad. Games or movies? Games. If both could share them and loan them out to friends and Hey, remember when

the Xbox One came out, Xbox Microsoft wanted me to share my games? The internet like that idea and and we the audience begged them not to do it. Yep. I really like movies anywhere. All pay that um service where you can buy it and it just appears in all your different things. But it bugs me some movies aren't on it. Like for example, Terminator 2 I own on I think I bought it on Amazon and it's just not part of Movies anywhere. So right if I look on my Apple TV, just go into my movies, it's not in there and I have to think, oh [ __ ] like and I'm sure I mean everybody has this problem right now because where wherever you buy it, you have to keep track of them. But it's just annoying that some of them some of them on here, some of them are on

Google. I've bought them on Google before cuz it's cheaper there sometimes and it's just like [ __ ] was all in the same place. So I can just see all of them. That's why I just stick to only get only place I buy movies is on Xbox. Yeah. Just that way I know where they are on your Xbox. Yeah. On my Xbox. But they're not from Tortuga. They're all in my Plex library. I uh I watched two Schwarzenegger movies this this week. Did you go camel in any of them? No, I didn't. But I do love that movie. So we know which movie you watch Con and the Barbarian. I didn't watch Conan and the Barbarian. Although I will because I've I watched last week I watched it. It [ __ ] it's so good.

It the writing it has no right to be written that well. You know this this you can trust like it's just [ __ ] D. Like it's [ __ ] such a good movie. But um I'm I'm going to watch all of the old Anie Annie movies again because like I watched some of his bodybuilding dockos and stuff last week and I was like now I want to watch these movies. I'm not necessarily watching in any order. I watched one the other night and I've always known that I liked this movie but when I was watching it I actually thought to myself this is one of my favorite movies ever and that is Predator. Oh yeah. Like that is such a good movie. It's fantastic. It's a great action movie, but it's also a great science fiction movie. Yeah. And

and just that the the the misdirection of they they think they're there for one thing, but the CIA has a secret plan. They're actually there for something, but the [ __ ] alien thing has nothing to do with any of that. Yes. Like that's just a shitty coincidence for these guys. Like it's it's so good. And the scene where they just go down the rainforest, the jungle. Yeah. Just because you think when he's shooting and he comes and he walks up next to him, you think he's going to go, "Hold your fire." Like, "Calm the [ __ ] down." He just shoots as well. And then the other, "Fuck it. I guess we're all just shooting into the [ __ ] woods." Yeah. So good. There's one scene where they where they take the camp where for some reason they felt it necessary for

Arie to have not one but two corny oneliners. But if you ignore those Did he say stick around in that one? No. Yeah. Stick around. And then and then there's I don't know something else. But um that's Commando where he kicks the guy under the pipe. Just let off some steam. You're a farmer. He has a couple of acres. Um, but other than that, it is the tightest script that you could imagine. But strangely, I watched another movie called Stay Hungry, right? Okay. Um, which is if you don't count Hercules in New York, which hadn't come out yet, Stay Hungry is actually his first movie. Okay. And he plays a bodybuilder from Austria. And it's just this classic '7s movie where the plot is just an

investment banker wants to buy a gym because he wants to knock down a whole city block, but he starts working out of the gym and getting to know the people at the gym and then becomes friends and then doesn't want to buy it. You know what I mean? Like just classic plot, oldfashioned movie plot. Um, but Anie is supernaturalistic in it. Like he talks with his accent and stuff, but he's an immigrant, so it fits. He's not trying to be a Green Beret born and bred American with with just this ridiculous accent. And like I was like, okay, he actually can be extremely realistic. Yeah. When he wants to or at least could before he realized he didn't have to. I can tell you why it has an R rating. Two women prostitutes saw a great deal of cleavage cleavage in their dresses.

One goes into a rub down massage room at a spa room and takes her top off. Both breasts fully exposed. Good lord. But can you watch that? I did watch it. In fact, I've got to I've got to admit something. So, this film stars Sally Field, right? Sally Field. Um, who I probably know most as Forest Gump's mom. I know her more from Cannonball Run. No, which was after this as well. I guess neither of those surprise me. [ __ ] beautiful movie. Like she is a knockout. And she plays just this this [ __ ] she's she's Anie's girlfriend, but then she falls in love with the the banker

who's um Tron. What's his name? Uh oh, Bridges. Bridges. Yeah, Jeff Bridges. He's charming as [ __ ] Um but she's [ __ ] gorgeous. I was like, "Oh, man. Man, I I wouldn't have if somebody said or even when she was young, she was pretty. I'd be like, "Yeah, don't give a [ __ ] mate." No. Beautiful. No, she was gorgeous back then. Beautiful. Yeah. I'm sure she's fine now, but back then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine. I'm sorry. Sally. Yeah. Yeah. But she's not patron Sally. Listen to Sally. It'll be fine. Yeah. If you'd go Sally Field right in and tell us, would you do her now just for the memory of doing her when you watch the old

movies? Like Luke often said that I was going to say Luke always said that about charact and I still would with Debbie Harry. I did. You guys didn't respond to my [ __ ] Mary kill that I sent in the the WhatsApp, but it looked for some reason that picture of Kenny Baker looked like he was trapped inside the R2 and I was That's how I like him. That's how I like him. Very easy to [ __ ] Mario. I mean, I think the the answer is obvious to the No, I had a hard time with it. That's why I didn't answer. My favorite meme, though. I think he would have used No, I had a very hard time with this. I Let's be clear. It's because it was Natalie Portman and Carrie Fisher, right? Kenny

Baker was the obvious, I think. Yeah. Like, no offense to Kenny Baker. You could probably also [ __ ] the one you marry, right? They're not saying marry and never [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But but the way I look at it, the one that you [ __ ] you get the [ __ ] once. The one you marry. So, I I I'll be honest, guys, and I love Carrie Fisher. I'd only want to [ __ ] up her once. I wouldn't want to know. That's what I was like, it seems quite obvious to me. Crazy is good in bed. Yeah. Once, mate. Once. Yeah. You know, you see all the guys she was [ __ ] married to. They didn't stay married to her for long. She was I [ __ ] love Carrie Fisher, but I do not want to marry Carrie Fisher. I think I think I could stay married to her. All

right, fine. Dan Oilman. Yeah. Tell you what, we will each grow once then and then you can marry and we'll just all murder Kenny Baker resurrect him from the dead and murder him. Yeah. Yeah. This was only one of them was alive in that that we had to go off. Yeah, true. Oh, that's true. Yeah, but I I prefer the meme that's um um hey Anakin, [ __ ] Mary, kill Padme. [Laughter] Challenge accepted. Have you seen that one where some it's the you know that meme of them talking and and he's like the and oh god what is the the dialogue? Um I oh I think our AI could be good and um and plot right. Yeah to enhance the plot right to

enhance the plot right in the last famous P with huge tips. Massive tips. So good. So good. Very funny. Um, we have a Star Wars alum. We do. We do. I was annoyed about this actually. Uh, yeah. We've got for the afterparty, we've got geek of the week coming up. It's where Luke will decide who's the best celebrity who's died. Mhm. The most worthy. Yeah. If you want the afterparty, you got to go to patreon.com/multipalnergasm. And for as little as five bucks a month, you can get the afterparty or for a dollar a month, you get the show early and you get to participate in the community on there. Uh, and we we love our patrons. They make this show possible. So, uh, yeah, head on over and, um,

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