The Witness Stocks: Fallout 4 & EA's Reddit Battlefront Scandal

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's a bit ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat pis inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to all things nerdy Fallout Mania has swept the world I know it's a wasteland out there everyone's inside there's actually quantifiable data that says everyone's playing it yeah just in that uh is it

PornHub yep has taken a noticeable drop in viewership 10% wow ever since Fallout 4 has come out 10% drop the day that it was released I think really that says it all beating over the dog or I tell you what I was doing the day Fallout 4 was released though you know what I was doing cuz it wasn't it wasn't watching PornHub but it wasn't playing Fallout 4 either it was tring all over this [ __ ] swamp Island looking for a [ __ ] video game store that still had a copy of it so in in a way it was like Fallout very much so instead of a water chip you were after the game itself yeah and like I'll just point out I am 8 kilm north of the equator here right it is very hot and I was just going from store

to store to store and it just sold out everywhere because apparently everyone downloads their Xbox games here from Xbox live very few people buy them in the stores so they just don't get stock like they do back home they'll get one copy maybe okay that's changing here I guess but yeah did you think about downloading a copy I did think about it and then I thought about all the space that that would take up on my hard drive and I was like I'm not going to do it I'm not going to do that I don't want to open up that can of worms you know hang on it's the same amount of spaces installing the game yeah it's the same yeah but if I uninstall it and want to play it again later I can ah okay you do have 500 gig it's quite a

lot I've got a 3 tab external drive hooked up to mine now 4 terab on mine yeah I've got to do that before I start down games I just the new one's got one terab that's better I've got a 2 terab on one and a 4 terab on the other [ __ ] hell I don't want to uninstall them yeah no fair enough I went out to this is not Fallout related I just wanted to to mention this briefly uh this morning I said what do you want for breakfast and Jenna said I want banana and chocolate chip pancakes and I was like [ __ ] hell all right fine so Club you ask no no no I was like that sounds delicious I'm up for that but I didn't want to go too far to get the ingredients right so I went over the local convenience store which theam Market yeah you guys are both familiar

with the Zam Zam Market I like it's it's very convenient uh however it doesn't have the same kinds of stuff that you would have let say your normal Woolworths like well it's it's the same kind of stuff it just doesn't have the same labels on it because yeah I mean unless you went to ww worths in Saudi Arabia right exactly in which case it would be very similar yeah they have similar things they have they also have things like whitening cream lightning cream which I think we've discussed before which made me do a double take the first time I saw that in the Shelf yeah and then I was like surely that's a misunderstanding what that's for and then I looked at the box and I was like no this is cream to make you more white

okay fine that exists so anyway I went over to get the ingredients and I got a few things and I came back over and uh I had grabbed what I you know like a packet of what looked like chocolate chips and uh I came back over and uh so I started making stuff and she goes what what are you going to do those what are they for and I said oh they chocolate chips to put in the uh in the pancakes and she goes chocolate chips is that what you think that is and then I was like what and so I looked at the packet and I was like yeah yeah yeah so it says the word chocolate chip on it and there's all these chocolate chips here floating around in The Ether and in the middle as an example of what you can do with them they've formed into these cookies right right and then so Jenna

pointed out right open the bag and see what's inside so open it up and it it was it was it was cookies and then and then I realized oh yeah they were in the in the cookie section and and the more I look at the bag it is quite obvious that's what they are in that there's pictures of cookies on the bag yeah I don't know for some reason my brain was like oh look they're giving me a hint for what I can make with these thanks but I've got this I'm doing pancakes yeah so yeah I [ __ ] that up anyway I just thought that was funny so you had pancakes and then ate some delicious cookies I assume did I did luckily we had uh we had some chocolate chips that I didn't know about in a drawer that's good save the day and then I spent I thought I'll play Fallout

again for a little bit because uh I had a less than Stellar experience with it a couple of days ago and I hadn't touched it again since I've been playing The Witcher again uh and then I got sucked in and I actually ended up playing it for most of the day yeah ah yeah that's what you do yeah so you guys how you guys been playing it obviously yeah I have yep mhm what do you think I found this one started off very slow very slow incredibly slow yeah I thought even at the stage where I was getting close to putting it down I just wasn't enjoying it I didn't go that far but at at the first I I really didn't think it was anything new or different I think maybe you guys are further than I and that's fine as long as there's no Major

Spoilers I don't mind discussing things I'm not super far it's quite ridiculous the way that I ended up not enjoying it as well um cuz how far are you guys like I suppose it's hard to talk about it without to say things I'm not really following the main mission too closely so right I know I'm sort of by not following the main mission too closely I've sort of messed up a few stories where I'll get a mission to hey go clear this place out and I go yeah I've already done that or hey go collect this from here and I go Oh you mean this yeah I already stole that from that guy and yeah yeah I have that happens in The Witcher a lot actually I Stumble Wonder into a cave and then it and then look at something and then it goes this must be what took that kid I'm

like what kid and and then it's like the [ __ ] you talking about I think that but that's just our problem with the way we're play the game we are playing it yeah not the story but just wandering and killing things and I like trying to find people and hacking computers and reading stories right yeah the world is very interesting in in Fallout they put some good stuff in well I had a bad experience because I I I started playing it and I I got it and I was like I really want to finish Witcher 3 um before I start playing this but also I know we're going to talk about it so I've got to play it a little bit I need to know you know I need to I need to play it a bit so I started out and then you know you begin and then uh Wander into town and then you meet those

guys in the museum yeah sorry listeners this is not really spoilers it happens in the first [ __ ] 10 minutes of the game yeah they wander into town and there's these guys in the museum you go up and you talk to them and they tell you that the power armor is on the roof right yep mhm mhm and then what I what I did was I guess I wasn't paying attention go get the power armor yeah R wandered back outside oh yeah and then the street was [ __ ] crawling with enemies and I was like oh [ __ ] I know what you forgot to do I was like oh [ __ ] and so I started trying to kill these enemies kept getting my ass cane and I was like you know what [ __ ] it right I left the game for like two days came back this morning thought I'll just take it slow right took out all the enemies

right then this [ __ ] death claw shows up right so I ran into a building and it's it's like [ __ ] tearing at the building right so I'm there with just like a [ __ ] pistol like slowly chipping away at this deathclaw eventually I killed it right and I was like the [ __ ] is wrong with these game designers right like what the [ __ ] anyway where is this power armor so I look at the map and I'm like oh it's in the building I was in and I was I was supposed to get it the room that they told you it was yeah so I was supposed to get that before I went also a gun that is good for killing death Clause yeah the chain gun so yeah yeah so that explains my uh my negative experience making it hard on yourself m y yeah due to due to my own impatience I wanted to

try and get the game started so that I could play The Witcher again yeah no this a game unfortunately this is a game where you can't rush through well you probably can but I think the story is really the main part of this game well I'm well and truly addicted to it again after today yeah so see I didn't think I liked it that much I thought yeah this is pretty good it's good to be back in the Wasteland and you know the controls are similar enough and I feel like I'm just kind of playing Fallout 3.2 you know yeah it do feel like the same game and I realized I played it all Friday night and all Saturday and literally didn't leave the house other than that and I was like well clearly I do like it there's something to it yeah but yeah it does feel like it's just like oh I'm

back in in yeah in the Wast I'll say though it's challenging like I'm getting my ass kicked a lot like I'm having to respawn like at safe points a lot yeah right what does everyone think about always having the power armor available to you I've left it back at the mine yeah mine ran out of juice and even though I found some more batteries for it now I haven't gone back for it I've got two suits um parked in sanctuary and I've just kind of two suits yeah I've got two I found another one oh so where did you find a second one um well well well we not giving that kind of stuff away no no it's it's just [ __ ] out in a field somewhere do you want me to tell you where tell me don't tell Dan no it's all right if it's out in the field if it's not part of some

Quest it's all right no no well as far as I know it's not right I went to um you know how you go to that farm that's quite near to Sanctuary at the beginning and then she asks you to or he asks you rather to go and get a locket have you done that no uh yes I already had the lock it right okay and I have not done that Quest at all by the sounds of it all right fine well it's at that farm what no no no no no no no it's near there's a there's a there's the place that you have to go to to get the locket right on the way there depending on which way you go in just in the field is a crashed helicopter and and it's there it's just there standing next to it with the guy who presumably was inside of it lying Dead next to it and it yeah I was just like oh [ __ ] it's another one you

don't have to you don't have to scoop his body out no no no he's kind of he's kind of clutching at the leg of it no I'm thinking this might be a random event really maybe because I remember getting a lock it but I don't remember seeing a helicopter well it wasn't like like I said it it depends on which way you went to get to the place where the locket was like it's um this is why I love Fallout yeah it's it's in between let's say it's in between sanctuary and that place so if you went there from Sanctuary you would find it on the way I think okay so you can investigate that if you want So yeah so I've got two of them now one of them's painted with like flames on it and the other one I stripped for parts for the other one but I haven't I haven't been using him cuz I I play

stealth and I snipe and I doesn't I it seems like maybe you can redo like mod the armor to fit with that but at this point it seems like it's too large and clunky so I sort of at the moment I walk around without the armor and then a second I want to go and clear out a den or a building or something I go back get my power armor and then go and clear out the building ah clever although like I said I'm still being stealthy so it wouldn't work cuz I I get a lot of sneak attack double hit point damage yep so so I'm down in uh I forget the name of the town is I headed down south of it there's a like a little little city a bit further down I'm down that way now is it do you know can you leave the dog behind can you tell you can you can tell the dog to stay okay I'm going to do

that because cuz you're using all your stims ringing him back life no I'm just my dog goes down he stays down [ __ ] him no but I've got this such affinity for him that it's really as soon as and it happened so early in this game but every single Fallout game has been the same as soon as this dog comes and wants to be my companion I'm like H don't because I'm just going to spend the whole time trying to look after you yeah and trying to make sure you don't get hurt no I find he runs off and and starts fights when I'm trying to hide so yeah you know what I mean I'm trying to sneak up on someone and he's like I found something I'm like [ __ ] shut up so just chain him up somewhere make sure he's got plenty of water and then just promise him you'll come back for

him I'll tell him to stay next to the water pump I built in sanctuary I had one bug too did you build you know you build stuff for them you assume you did that or did you just [ __ ] off and leave them no I didn't build anything for them no one asked me I [ __ ] off and left them really nobody asked me to build anything have you been back there and all the people are there Sanctuary now oh the people that you uh rescued from the museum the museum yeah no oh all right then never mind okay well I hit what I think is a bug so we'll see how that pans out I do know they asked me to build all this stuff but you didn't don't really care cuz you're a kind I hope that's what you said I know you've asked me to bit all this stuff but I don't really care oh I can't I

don't I can't be bothered did you enter your real name as your character's name no I'm female of course of course you are okay does codsworth know your name does he actually say your name no oh no he says my name really and I was like he says Terry smallo no no I put my name in right and he said Mr Matt and I was like wait did he just say Mr Matt oh wow he calls me Mr Matt so I guess they have like a small selection or there's there's about a thousand names right a whole L to go through you could actually put in [ __ ] face and he'll say that yes he'll call you Mr [ __ ] face that's pretty awesome and you put racial slurs no no hey speaking of races yeah yeah I I just want to know one thing because in the start of the

game as you well know you have to build yourself and do you have to build your wife or in Luke's case build yourself and build your husband right yes did you build yourself as your husband Luke no no I just left him as standard I didn't really care cuz I he thought he he's pretty goodl looking I'll leave him yeah that's the kind of husband you want I don't know is it a spoiler to say that he doesn't come out of the Vault with you well if it is you've already said it when you say like that it is yeah yeah exactly the way youve worded it yes it is absolutely you he he the baby don't mind make it like oh okay well now you've gone really far to but but it's the baby I want to talk about right yep because it I just want to know one

thing yep mhm because I uh I made myself and I'm I'm a dude and I've got kind of mutton chops and a and a top knot and some scars right right cuz you it's kind of like the outward reflection of my inner self yeah sure yeah um and my wife of course I made you know this kind of beautiful girl right as you do y did you choose like the third face the one with the red head did you choose that one the one that looks like the girl from Skyrim maybe you did didn't you you did you know as I was as I was making that girl I was so aware that I was probably doing what Matt was doing for his wife and Luke was doing for himself because I went through and I was like cuz she looks like the girl from Skyrim you know the one that we all chose we all married the same girl in Skyrim and I was like

hey that looks like that girl I'm going to choose that one yeah yeah and thought I bet you guys would choose the same one so true yeah well that was on my that was on my second uh oh yes of course why what happened the first time Matt what went wrong well I didn't realize how uh I didn't realize that that that the other character would be my wife you know what I mean I thought you should pick male or female and so I was I just kind of flicking through and I left it on on I don't know some Ugo and uh and so I had to restart the game again when I realized that was my wife you realized you had an ugly wife and needed to take a do over yeah I had to restart again well as Luke pointed out she doesn't last long no I didn't know that at the time I thought things started getting heavy

we're going to go to the Vault and I was like oh [ __ ] am I going to be stuck with this and then I'm like is our baby going to look like her well here that that's my question that I want to ask right how dependent on what you make the characters does your baby look for example if I was in a mixed race relationship would my baby be mixed race well I I don't know I don't I yes I thought the baby looked a little bit more tanned than the mother and I right so you reckon they've gone halfway with the baby yeah kind of made it generic right could it just be that you're not the father could be well that does segue nicely into something I know we do have some news on that is there anything else anyone wants to talk about

for out that might do us for now I'm sure we'll be back we can come back yeah well yeah speaking of um speaking of mixed race babies a woman in states of course this is in a States I don't know if this article actually only in America where yeah but apparently the woman and her husband are now suing the estate of Michael Jackson yeah and now it's time for all the latest news regarding the world's most famous [Laughter] babysitter after the 32-year-old woman uh was watching the um 2hour Michael

Jackson 30-year anniversary special on DVD and when she got to Michael Jackson's performance of Thriller um she fell asleep yep uh but then all of a sudden she was awoken by hand caressing her face uh even though she was Home Alone her husband was not home um the next thing you know she was having an erotic encounter with Michael Jackson except it wasn't White Michael Jackson he was black and he was dressed exactly like he was in a Thriller video so he was a zombie is what you're saying or is he not he's not a zombie the whole time in that is he yeah uh she she says I told him to stop but he wouldn't listen so uh anyway shortly after that uh her and her husband they were trying to have a baby so she got pregnant um the baby has been born now and uh and

let's just say she's white and the husband's white the baby appears appears to be Michael Jackson's baby right yeah so she says uh she says she's never cheated on her husband and therefore they're suing Michael Jackson's estate for money to help raise his child yeah um does the father believe this yep he said uh Kira is her Queen and he trusts and believes her completely mhm I am so sorry say he this is this is him speaking everything was going well with the birth but then when I saw my son and he was black I said what the hell is this I was in absolute shock and that's when Kira told me about her terrifying dream I think it's wrong what happened

and that's why we're sing Michael Jackson's estate we just want a decent amount of Child Support to help raise his son I don't know where to start with this I know okay so she's just given birth the father goes what the hell she goes she no that was the instant the baby was conceived that's no no no no she only told the husband about the dream after the baby was born in other words she spent N9 months thinking please be white please be white please be white and then when it wasn't she she concocted this fantastic story well thoroughly a fantastic story yeah it's kind of a well out story it's pretty much the worst story I'm going to do a fact check on this one I'm having so okay well let's let's sum up

then so that you can you can fact check this right let's sum up what has to have happened for this story to be true right so Michael Jackson has Michel Jackson passes away how many years ago five years ago how long ago no I would probably less than five did he di no it's probably more than that I don't even no 2009 right so 6 years 6 years he's been gone and all he does now in the afterlife is haunt copies of his own concert on DVD right daring out from the screen until he finds some semi-attractive redneck [ __ ] you made a You made a judgment I like it yeah then Waits until she nods off then crawls out of the screen and rapes her yep and even though she's saying look

you need to stop I don't want this he's like this is happening and not only that I mean it's a bit of a leap because we all know he's not interested in women he he'd be more interested in the baby yeah that's right his own baby maybe that's maybe that's what this is about he's raising a an army of babies Oh I like how in the picture at the top right presumably this is a picture of the woman uh and I assume the guy on the left uh is her husband uh and then on the right they're talking to a black reporter and the baby's just inserted in the middle and so it's kind of like it kind of looks like the reporter might be suspiciously yeah I like to imagine the reporters the reporters like oh that's that's weird Michael Jackson yeah oh that I mean that

checks out that makes sense yeah what was your name Carrie was it yeah first I've heard of this yeah never met you before I like I found this website that says uh is this true and they say doubtful but it's unclear whether they're saying it's doubtful that Michael Jackson fathered the child or doubtful that this dumb [ __ ] thinks that he really did yeah so I don't know I don't know I think let's just go with this is real enough and funny enough that who cares I like the fact they're willing to accept an outof Court negotiation but they' but the Jackson family only have until the 1st of January to respond I think the Jackson family is probably not going to respond no I wouldn't just that's my gut feeling do you want some Michael Jackson related

news of course well I mean this is neither here nor there but I just saw this article on the sidebar and decided to click through did you guys know right that Kim Kardashian you know Kim Kardashian yeah yeah yeah lost her virginity to Michael Jackson's nephew TJ of course I didn't know that but now I do I guess I for get it anyone I mean I can't remember why she's famous in the first place but I will remember that she lost a virgin to Michael Jackson's nephew she's famous she's famous because she was friends with Paris Hilton and she had a sex tape as my understanding of the situation yeah that's all I know you know she was friends with Paris Hilton I she made a

sex tape yeah you know the important bit anyway yeah did you hear that quote from her mother um when they said how do you feel about this sex tap being Le leaked and she said well as a mother I'm horrified but as her publicist I'm thrilled uh Classic Hollywood are they Hollywood nothing to do with Hollywood what am I talking about I think they live in Hollywood don't they yeah of course they they must yeah I'd say they do they're part of that world La scene yeah let's stop talking about it all right sounds good well we can move on from Michael Jackson being a zombie to a guy who thought his friend was a zombie have you seen we got other zombie news and we should really discuss this cuz this is [ __ ] brutal this is Terri

the fact that this could happen is terrifying I am never watching The Walking Dead with any of you guys just in case two friends 23-year-old Damon Perry one of them I assume the other guy was a friend about his age they did a they binge watched uh The Walking Dead TV series The Walking Dead doesn't say how many uh how many episodes here but I presumably the whole either season or or maybe the whole show mhm from the beginning but they were getting really drunk watching the show uh uh and suddenly Perry uh became convinced that his friend was turning into a zombie and about to bite him so he beat him to death with a microwave and a guitar and stabbed him with a knife yep and uh the police spokesman said in my 13 years on

the job this is the most brutal scene I have ever seen yeah this is horrifying after the incident he was apparently chasing a woman around an apartment comp f with a knife uh when two maintenance men tackled into the ground and waited for the police to arrive so I think I mean this has been framed in the context of The Walking Dead but I think maybe there's a little more to this yeah I think nobody's mentioning the obvious mental illness yeah I would say it's probably a lot of that and uh I mean if he hadn't been walking walking if he hadn't been watching The Walking Dead Walking the watching dead like yeah if he was walk the watching dead they could have blamed this on whatever was on the TV right yeah um I can sort of understand though

okay you can understand can you well who yeah who did you beat to death with a microwave play the [ __ ] crimes jingle no no it's nothing like that what I'm saying is wait for the jingle while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's CRI crimes proceed okay now it's not like this as bad as this but I spent a lot of time playing fallsa six yesterday yeah you thought your friend was a car like about 8 hours and I've got the steering wheel and I've got the gears and everything I drive manual and shift gears when I got in the car to drive today ah there were quite a few times where I found myself probably accelerating or going a little too fast and then trying to put it into sixth gear wow my car doesn't have a sixth gear so I

right so I'm just saying like at a very extensive am of time you my mind just went into autopilot with things so and you were like oh man I'm probably going to have to pay for those cars I ranm off the road um I'm a good driver in fora all I can say is it's lucky you weren't playing GTA yeah or you'd have a prostitute in the car with you and you'd be cruising around real slow looking for blacks Jesus he does that all the time anyway it's how you play right life yeah yeah happy to say I stopped watching The Walking Dead so there's a little danger of me killing anybody I stopped watching season 3 me too yeah same high five they were in jail and there was a guy they were in a jail they W they weren't arrested by zombies or

anything I'd watch that show you know what show I'd watch oh I know which one you're going to talk about well I was just going to ask if any of you guys have heard of a new show on British television called is this rape I haven't well I mean I've seen it in this spreadsheet here well I mean this show sounds like something we would make up to do a sketch about on this show to make fun of right and then and then people would say you shouldn't you shouldn't talk about you shouldn't joke about that yeah but this is real the show is called is this rape question mark and what you have is you have uh a panel of contestants right and then each week little scenarios are acted out with

varying levels of consent right and the contestants are granted points or lose points um because after each one they're asked is this rape and uh if it is and you say it is you get a point and if you don't think it's rape and it's rape you lose a point and so on and so on and the joke is the panel are all feminists and the answer is always yes it's R that's right men should never touch women ever under any circumstances or look at them yeah except through the glass ceiling looking straight down [Laughter] so is this this show is like popular is it here's the thing like with without knowing that kind of specific angle of

this it sounds really really onpc but apparently young people in Britain are a bit confused about the Blurred Lines of what is and isn't okay when it comes to sex well I can understand why in this t to be honest because [ __ ] all the you know the chicks are just [ __ ] turning you on and then running hot and cold no no no no I think I think it's quite clear personally but I mean there's they're changing it now so that you know allow to say certain things like like at campuses and stuff particularly in the US now guys aren't allowed to ask girls out because that's sexual assault and like there's all these we how how do you go out with people well that's the thing I don't know yeah you just you don't yeah and then there was another case

where that guy a guy and a girl were both drunk and they had sex and then the guy was found guilty of rape because they were both drunk and the girl she was committed a crime and even she and she was like no no no I was consenting and they're like no no you weren't you no you weren't no you couldn't have consented it's like [ __ ] terrifying really well not for me cuz I'm I'm not I know Matt how about a drink later but yeah I just I don't know what's the world coming to but I mean when you can't get drunk and have sex I just love that this show exists and they couldn't have come up with a more subtle title than is this rap I want to be the host of it I want to come out every week and go ladies and

gentlemen I'm Dan Miller and welcome to this week's episode of is this rape I like also yeah because you saying it's that no no no this is a serious thing we we're concerned about whether people you know understand so we named it is this R it's a serious show yeah when I uh when you edit this I want I want some audience cheering and some theme music behind that and I want the audience to chant back is this rape when I do rap rap rap rape rape ladies and gentlemen I'm Dan Miller and welcome to this week's episode of is this R yeah yeah yeah we love you Dan oh my God yeah no it's uh it's weird I mean there's a trailer here for it I haven't

watched the trailer did you watch the trailer man this guy looks guilty I got to say the in the still for this trailer oh man we have to put the Traer whatever he did yeah whatever he did yeah it's rape look at him he's he's guilty you can always kill a rapist can't you the host no is that the host the guy in the [ __ ] stocks at the in court down the bottom not in the stocks what do they call that what they call that thing it's in the stocks what no no no what do they call that box that they put you in when you testify the witness stand well the stand the stocks are a medieval thing that they do put rapists in and you're allowed to throw rocks and tomatoes at them well what court was I in oh I do see the show you're talking

about and yes he does look like a rapist it's a trailer for that show it's down down at the bottom of the article there yeah oh they're all rapists oh it's not at the bottom sorry what am I talking about it's [ __ ] this article is so long I just realized it's not even at the bottom it's even just saying that might be raped mat just careful what you say I'm sorry I didn't mean to I can't even see it so I guess we're going to have to try and watch this show for next week oh 100% 100% well another show um that I've watched the first episode of it and I know Luke you've watched more than that and I know you haven't watched it yet Dan but um I wanted to know what you thought of it Luke uh it's Ash versus evil dead so I should [ __ ] explain what I'm talking

abouten the listeners are on baited breath here yeah Ash versus evil dead right Evil Dead in particular I often say that evil dead is my favorite movie of all time not because I think it's the best movie ever made but just because it might be the movie I've seen the most and I just really enjoy it every time I watch it your favorite doesn't have to be the best no it's just it's just really fun and it seems like they would have had a lot of fun making it and it's just I don't know it's just a silly over- the-top horror movie and then Evil Dead 2 I think possibly I like even more just because I think all about yeah and the jokes in are funnier that and I know everyone loves Army of Darkness and I do love Army of Darkness but I think Evil Dead to might be my favorite so anyway

when they said they were making Ash versus evil dead which is a television series which continues the story of Ash after the end of Army of Darkness Evil Dead 2 Well it can't be because he was sucked into the portal at the end of Evil Dead 2 yeah but I don't know I get the feeling more that this is set after Evil Dead 2 not Army of Darkness why it can't be just I mean the plot doesn't make much sense we can we can we can discuss that if you want like I find the premise of it I was a little disappointed in the premise the PS2 game fist full of boomstick yeah I'm not sure you have you're supposed to think about it that deeply yeah at the end of Evil Dead 2 he gets sucked into the portal which takes him back in time which is where um Army of Darkness occurs and then at the end

of Army of Darkness depending on which version it is yeah that's right uh in in the director's cut he drinks too much of the potion and he wakes up in the far future and the world's destroyed and I always love that one and I wanted to see the next movie after that well clearly this is not it because because he's back in the present so it must be the um the the theatrical version where he is working at the supermarket at the end the the Shop Smart chop smart exactly so this continues the story of Ash but I don't know man I was I was a bit disappointed by the first episode I got to say for what reason I felt like it tried too hard and just wasn't funny in a lot of places where it wanted to be funny the premise

of it is right Ash is working at a not the smart but he's working at some fact some place where they sell you know big box stuff out of boxes you know one of those like a like a Costco kind of place oh yeah and he's working in there and he um I don't know why that was so relevant that I had to go into detail about the [ __ ] kind of place is I'm sorry um but he at some point he realizes that he had a girl around and they got really stoned and to impress her he read a passage from the Necronomicon and now the deadites are back and I was like really that's that's how that that happened that's the kind of most boring way that could have possibly happened exactly I think I sort of know why you're feeling this way they why this is a move for all the fans they're sort of

still making it that anyone can come in and start watching it there are a lot of people out there who wouldn't have seen any of the movies yeah you're right and I have just found that yes you are right it is set after the third movie right but due to legal reasons they can't mention it oh okay but Sam Ry confirms that it is Cannon for the show but yeah they can't mention it which is why maybe I thought with some he said he wasn't Army of Darkness cuz sometimes he just says Ah Yeah this this has happened before like you're not going to elaborate on that like it seems like you would know [ __ ] damn well what this is oh and I don't know I just that's there's that scene where yeah he gets sted in the chicks reading French poetry or something and he's like H you reckon

oh is it Latin she she reads something anyway and he goes huh H and that's cool check out this language and like and they're like ha reading from the Necronomicon and I was like really he would I mean I know he's an idiot but I had trouble yeah you know like anyway that's that's done now so I'm hoping the show will just continue on and I'll okay I'll get I'll get i'll get past that I think you'll enjoy the second episode more than the first all right cuz yeah I finished that first one and I was a bit I was a bit yeah I didn't really think it was that good but the second one I think it's finding itself a little bit more and we'll had moments in it had moments in it where I got really excited and I was like this going to be great it's going to be great and then some other bits I

was like M I don't know like his conversations with people in the supermarket and stuff like that I thought were hilarious like he's still Ash and like it's still Bruce Campbell and he's hilarious um but then just some other stuff I thought fell a bit flat we'll see speaking of the ne necro [ __ ] can't even talk the Necronomicon right yes have you guys seen the necron Nini no unfortunately not why don't she scroll all the way down to the bottom of the spreadsheet and click on the link that I've put in there I've clicked it it's coming up [ __ ] hell well that is very enticing yeah look at that mouth wow so where do I get one of these uh you can

go to horror asylum. comom place your order someone might be getting something for Christmas yep you're buying one for Matt yep I'm going to say Luke's a lucky little boy is Christmas but oh well don't know what we getting each other oh hand hey do you guys uh do you guys want an update on the uh [ __ ] I've forgotten the guy's [ __ ] name um not going to help you out here Jesus I can't remember the name of the the the guy is in prison for the murder of Terry small she's wife well hopefully they'll say it at some point during this week's episod barav Wellington the ongoing case of barav Wellington absolutely oh man this thing's [ __ ] layers upon layers of intrigue so uh let's have a listen let's see what's happened

next that's beautiful music I love this menac I'm tempting fate Barnaby has to remember the precise details of a trip that he took home from work 20 years ago I remember exactly what I was doing since this podcast has started we've had surprising new developments in Barnaby Wellington's case many people have stumbled forward with information some useful but most doesn't have a leg to stand on listeners if you want to call in with lame conspiracy theories about how Terry murdered his own wife we aren't interested it's the truth we're after I reluctantly agreed at the insistence of the show's producers to to speak to someone who has crawled out from under a rock and can potentially support Barnaby's version of

events that person is Miss chy mcut former resident of pilaga County thank you for speaking with me Miss mcut I hear you have some information regarding Mr Wellington could I ask why you didn't come forward earlier I wanted to but I didn't want to damage his case further I was an exotic dancer and barnab was paying my tuition so I could get out of Pera and make name for myself at the time they say darene smalli was murdered Barnaby was at my house dropping off a check on his way to memory training I was worried that it would reflect badly on him to be associated with me and I never for a moment believed they would actually convict such a kind and caring person well he was directly linked to the crime scene and if he didn't kill her then who

did there's literally no one else I can think of who would have had a motive or opportunity well Barnaby didn't have a motive I spoke to Barnaby about this new development it seemed suspicious to me that he wouldn't have mentioned China before if she could confirm his Alibi oh China yes I was quite fond of the girl and I knew she was capable of so much more I didn't want her to get involved in the event that whoever was really responsible for the murder went after her I tried to build a metaphorical wall around her Well you certainly built a fantastic wall yes you might even say it was terrific I wasn't sure what to believe so I turned to who I felt was the number one victim in the case Darlene small sho's loving husband Terry what do you think about this China

thing you mean the Aon yeah they call the Chinese wild man he lives in the remote mountainous forested regions of Western hubai no Terry China mcut she verified Barnaby's alibi what who the [ __ ] is China mcut she was an exotic dancer Barnaby was paying her tuition and he was at her house when Darlene was murdered a dripper yeah I remember her I guess you could say I was paying her tuition as well in a manner of speaking you're such a kind soul Terry well that's good for him I guess I just hope she doesn't wake up in the middle of the night with a little Sasquatch well I mean I'm just saying hopefully nothing bad happens to her you know what I me next time on tempting fate Terry is forced to address the ridiculous allegations made against him by listeners of this very podcast oh

man Terry's in a fig go yeah I know can you believe that people think he did it I know well that explains why he hasn't been on the show very often lately yeah well you know he's in hiding show his face that's right his ugly ugly face so a [ __ ] sorry Terry he how many uh how many episodes are there of this show do you really want to do you really I can tell you if you want there uh it's a series of eight that's great oh so we're getting close yeah cuz that was uh number six right that's right why can't wait to find out what happened of it just want to know how far you feel you can stretch this no I mean I'm hoping you can because it's all go I just uh I mean from what I thought was like a one-off gag that you did six

weeks ago this has become quite epic hopefully it won't over stay it's I don't mean epic in the way that um Dave's jingle for um guess that game was epic yeah well trying to keep it fresh trying to keep it interesting I mean what am I talking about I got I have nothing to do with this Dan no no you're just you're just the distributor yeah it's just the the you know the the host handles it I don't even know what her name is she doesn't have a name as far as we know no idea I no idea no idea sounds a lot like Jenna but I mean yeah but that's cuz all Americans sound alike you know yeah that's so what she doing there nailed it nailed it so you guys know that there's um I think there's a

new Star Wars movie coming out soon is there yeah I think so I hadn't noticed I noticed yeah I'm really excited guys me too tickets go on sale here pre-orders uh day after tomorrow so I'm going to get some tickets for that um and in preparation for it coming out and wanting to just make sure I'm fully up to date I decided to go back and watch the old films one a week until the launch so um today so starting with Phantom Menace no today I started with space balls right seriously I watch Space Balls today is it it is a great movie well I remember being great is it a great movie Sometimes movies Matt look if you really really hold this movie True to your heart and have a real love

for it then my advice to you is to keep that love locked away inside right okay here I do like space BS a lot I read the novelization as a child before I saw the movie I I wasn't allowed to watch it so I read the novelization yes in fact my Dad read it to me right cuz we used to have like book club every night you know he'd read me a little bit of a book another chapter a yeah what happened e hey well you learned to read yourself yeah I guess so so that was it that's when my dad stopped loving me oh you can read yourself can you don't need me anymore I'm off Denny soon as you learn to clean your teeth as well you'll have no need for me did you ever learn to wipe your own butt uh no because I'm still clinging to the love of my father yeah I just don't

want him to feel like he's absolutely redundant so there's that hey speaking of which can can we segue for a sec on that on that little Pivot Point sure to watch Jesus the internet has absolutely crucified uh Jennifer Lawrence this week you guys see this for what cuz in an interview with some [ __ ] blog or something they said what do you reckon your most disgusting habit is and she says oh I don't know uh not washing my hands after I go to the toilet and then she was slammed really Jennifer Lawrence doesn't wash her hands after going to the toilet gets send all these things these things about the dangers and germs and all this stuff and she's finally after a week of this [ __ ] come out and going I didn't mean that I just mean I haven't

necessarily soaked up my hands 100% of the times I've pissed in my own toilet at home all right that's suck she had to do that I know who [ __ ] cares yeah man the internet is [ __ ] vicious all these guys on the internet were like oh I was going to have sex with her not anymore that's right I will not let her jerk me off with those Filthy Hands you you lost an opportunity there Lawrence I was going to volunteer as tribute not anymore filth I'm deleting these pics from my hard drive yeah the fppening not fening anymore no oh God her hands visible in this one get oh delete disgusting so anyhow jumping back on topic Space Balls um I was remembering the the scene this morning where the uh the chest burster from a

bursts out of the dude's chest and then puts on a little hat and Cane does a little dance right I'm was remembering how hilarious that is and let me assure you it's still just as hilarious as ever right possibly more so because now I actually understand the reference and and it's actually John Hurt and it's actually John Hurt and he says not this again it's brilliant and everyone else there obviously it's not the real cast but everyone else looks exactly like their counterpart in the film and then [ __ ] John H and that's hilarious but what I should have done is seen if that scene was up on YouTube right and watched that because it's pretty painful getting through this film really that said still a lot of

funny stuff laughed a few times and some you know a fair few gags that I didn't get at time that I get now but yeah right [ __ ] the way to make movies is different than it used to be I really think if I was to put that on I could probably quote the entire movie yeah that kind of happens too definitely but like for example I know what combing the desert is now so that made sense I laughed as a kid cuz it was absurd now I realize it's a pun yeah they had big comes why would you come in the desert so silly hilarious great stuff me and all the jujo f i I have it on DVD oh do you yeah I have it on DVD I haven't watched it a lot of oh of course there's Mel Brooks of course there were a lot of J jokes yeah but um she's she's from the planet uh druidia and everyone's like really she

doesn't look like a Drew like there's just so many little things and he says like you know the Drews they love money right yogurt classic play on words and all the jokes that he makes that yogurt makes about yeah see that's the thing there's quite sophistic ated humor in there and then there's just puns yeah right but they do make a lot of fun about the merchandising of Star Wars um remember which now that I'm an adult I mean I remembered every line about the merchandising but what I didn't know when I was a kid was just how much money George Lucas made on the merchandising rights alone right yeah which now realize okay satire y yeah he's uh he's set for life he he was he was set for life at the

time he was he absolutely was okay so maybe I won't watch that I've already got uh no go and watch it it's still fun I've already been ridiculed by Jenna for having uh my wallpaper now currently on my PC is uh the poster for the force awakens yeah and because I've gone from in in about a month from just before the trailer came out me being like I don't know I guess we'll wait and see if it's [ __ ] and then I saw the trailer and I was like Star Wars it's a new Star Wars mie and now I've got this one she's like you don't even know if it's good yet I'm like shut up I was playing um Star Wars Battlefront and even just when it's loading up and that's that music starts and Hannah was next to me she goes I can see your face light up second that music starts oh man the music in that trailer

that Star Wars trailer the new like the just the the way they integrated all the old themes and stuff oh it's so good did I already talk about my binary Sunset experience podcast no did I not talk about this I meant to bring it up sort of it was a time I was in Manila which I go to every couple of weeks now [ __ ] ridiculous two sons there shout out to all my friends in the Philippines well sort of yes because huh I came into my hotel room right and it was in a high-rise hotel and the sun was just about to set so it was very very low in the Horizon and I must have had one of those hotel rooms that have the double pain glass because the light from the sun was reflected twice but nothing else was and I I I

tried to take a photo because I wanted to show you guys but it wouldn't come up on camera but I was staring out the window and I could see two sons and I swear to God like my mind just played the music for me exactly wow maybe when you get to Mars Luke they have two moons two have two suns on Mars I think it's the same sun right still just the same Sun oh that's disappointing it is course I know that when the uh when the strings come in behind that horn mhm in that bit you know what I mean yeah you know what I'm talking about I can't sing both but I know what you mean yeah [ __ ] like that might be like the best music queue in any film ever yeah it's great John Williams May rest in peace John Williamson is pretty good not John

Williamson what are I going to what about the future look at the sun there's two is it me and you you came from na boo there you go that's great I could do parody I could be the next weird ow that's right I mean weird ow still exists so yeah but he's probably the current weird I could murder Weird Al yeah and then could no if you murder him you take his place regardless I mean that's how feudal law works weird you become weirdale yeah it's like when that guy shot John Lennon and he is now in the Beatles John Lennon they had no choice but to accept him into the band and then Lee Harvey Oswald like oh God the president now that's why there's so many conspiracy theories they're like no no no it wasn't him it was uh

[Laughter] Castro rise of the Tomb Raider haven't even gone to that uh I played the start of it I played a little bit of it did we talk about that already I can't remember no it wouldn't have been out yet no I played a little bit of the start just to uh I was actually waiting for um Fallout to install to install I play some Tomb Raider did you do the same thing no I played it and finished it all right then how long did that take um quite a lot of time cuz I was going around getting a lot of the Collectibles so probably a good 10 hours okay so similar to the first one yep yeah okay cool you could probably fly through the main story in eight even shorter but if you want to go get the

Collectibles which I still got a few to get you looking at 10 to 12 yeah I like the collectibles in in those actually like I well we've discussed this already I got really addicted to all that in the first one it's so easy because they're right there yeah they great design sucking you in on that yeah yeah so I played it and finished it cuz I wanted to get to fall out and I love it you you wanted to get it out of the way look I'll quickly play this I won't enjoy it CU I want to play for I was a was a bit like that from what I played of it I've only played the start uh well I know I played up to the the bit where you in you end up in the temple in um in spers mat well it's not same Dem Temple you're always in a temple yeah that's

the sort of the opening of the game it's the opening of all of the games the opening is is in the snow so I got played through that yeah in the Sno but I mean it is a beautiful game like visually like you playing it on Xbox one yeah really really really good looking game wait a minute beautiful game yeah great tit on that game I I thought it was more with the butt for me what what are you talking about what did you say what I was just talking about the graphics in the game and just how and how beautiful they were and you went and took it to there yeah know I I agree with you yeah everyone does yeah well they put a lot of work into yeah of course they did it's not going to surprise anybody there

were meetings there were actual meetings where people were sitting around the table whoa whoa whoa guys think she's attractive there anything we can do to continue making them think that I mean we were going to take off the tits is that is that still a good idea or I'm going to go with no I was going to also make it that you weren't standing behind over the entire game is that also a good idea right yeah make it first person going to be first person yeah you literally you will never see her there are mirrors everywhere it's going to be like Peep Show except you'll never switch to another character's perspective and there are no mirrors in the game yeah I don't think it'd be as good a game probably not I mean we talked about Battlefront briefly

but did you guys see this article about uh the alleged I'll say alleged um we don't know if this is true yet um although there's some pretty damning evidence uh but allegedly EA reps have been bribing Reddit moderators to police and remove uh negative stuff about Battlefront um is there a lot of negative stuff on Battlefront up there well well I mean not I don't think there was a whole lot cuz people have been pretty positive about it but when there were I mean I think I think the problem more is that this is come out and so they're like [ __ ] what other games have they been doing this with kind of thing and where does this end so apparently uh the moderators were given access to the alpha and they were invited to to Star Wars events and

giving tickets to things and freebies in exchange for kind of when they would when a rep would contact them and say ah this guy's saying some bad stuff about the the beta maybe we could maybe we could just get that comment removed what do you reckon hey so apparently uh apparently a bit of that going on Banning users as well I don't know that's I mean that's a bit that's a bit shitty but I mean to be honest do you not think that was happening I mean I assume that already happened to be honest you know like when you watch 60 minutes and they read out the view a mail at the end they never read out the ones that say this is all [ __ ] and you guys are just fearing right I like to think that we wouldn't do that I try and make it clear you know

like if people want to people want to give us codes for stuff like give us steam codes and give us copies of things to talk about [ __ ] yeah but if if I don't want to get into a situation where we're we're lying so I think Matt speaks for himself and I just want to know that if you're listening and you are going to give me free stuff then I'll say whatever the [ __ ] you want me to say yeah so I guess what I'm saying is we're never getting a copy of Battlefront because I've I'm I'm saying we're not going to lie about it but that said so far we [ __ ] adore Star Wars and it's unlikely we'll say anything negative anyway and only Matt will not sell out so hook us up anyway so really all right fine so the podcast in the future is going to be

me going really what you likeed that game and me going Matt we didn't sell out bought in I bought this hat but we all know I can pretty much play anything you will play yeah yeah yes that's true yeah what achievements have you gotten this week well you've got you would have gotten some legit ones cuz of the new games you haven't had to resort to Candy Crush Saga or anything um I have been playing gems of war came out in the Xbox one yeah I saw that I've been playing that mhm I played a little bit of Frozen for [ __ ] sake the Frozen gem like match three in a row game thing yes [ __ ] hell it came is horrible and so addictive when you stop playing it's just like can't stop answer this Elsa or Anna oh I don't pay attention to the story of who anyone is

El or Anna which one's which the blonde or the redhe head I'm going to get a redhe head but that's just i' always get a red head yeah no [ __ ] is a [ __ ] inipit little [ __ ] Elsa is the one who [ __ ] realizes that she could be herself Anna is Kristen Kristen Bell what not Kristen Stewart not Kristen Stewart oh Kristen Bell luk panicked for a second there go across the hall I can just imagine him looking around the room going [ __ ] who heard me say that CHR no it's yeah I I I still have no idea who you're talking about all right fine uh well before we go do we want to talk about articulate sex because I don't know I think we may have mentioned this briefly in the um in the pack episode but uh I did want to talk about

it again because the kickstarter is still going um and I just kickstarted our copies oh how many copies I'm getting I'm getting two oh cool sorry Dan whatever we'll link to this in the show notes articulate sex is a fun game it's an adult game uh we played this at PX and we had a lot of fun with it uh and the guy uh he's kickstarting it now Lucas um it's a an adult word game where you uh you pick a card in in like a Trivial Pursuit style card where it has different categories and then you roll a DI to determine which category it is and then it's got a word on there to do with sex and you have to describe the word to your partner without using the word m uh and

they have to guess what the word is and then you get a point oh yeah um that's that's the basics of the game and there are some other I've played that game before except it wasn't all about sex but that is an existing game yeah it's not a new game it's just a new Twist on it yeah and it's it's a lot of fun it kind of adds a an element di you've got to describe various sex acts so it you know it's a bit of fun I mean I spend most dinner parties describing various sex acts anyway so it sounds like this has just made a more structured version of my normal night out yeah but you would now getting three if we organized a game of this right you wouldn't have to force your way into other people's houses while they're eating dinner to describe sex acts to them and if I did I

could force my way in and say that we're going to play this card game right and then reach into your pants and it's not a card game it's not the card game it's rape or is it hey is it come on everyone is this rap that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time