Jingles All The Way: Mein Kampf Copyright Expires & Carrie Fisher Tribute

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy I'm sorry I couldn't be here last week but you guys did a great job without me I enjoyed listening back to last week's podcast thank you I especially enjoyed how you spoke for about half an hour on how much you miss Carrie and then did a bit about how you don't understand it when people get upset when celebrities die that was uh nice there it was good I think w we talking about the people making posts about 2016 how it's killing everyone well you said that too you said that too that's I wasn't happy with that I guess my point was that yeah sure like I'd

like to acknowledge their uh contributions to my life but I'm not like you know I'm not like [ __ ] devastated or anything like that so yeah I feel like you're not going to start cutting and I'm glad that actually a bunch of places have pointed this out that like 2016 was actually a pretty good year overall with there's a [ __ ] Abola vaccine a bunch of other stuff but Carrie Fisher did die so I guess it's the worst year ever yeah yeah 2016 did nothing they just died on random dates anyone die in 2017 yet have we started the we 2017 memes yet I think it's just everyone's cynical and just likes to complain forget who it was there was a close call the other day I think um all right celebrity deaths

2016 2017 2017 in the past man I like the past 2017 no not 20,000 I'm having a hard time typing still you're drunk aren't you leg no I am not I'm only on my what fourth or fifth drink today okay I thought that's going to bring up are you not supposed to drink that many I'll say I'm just going to ask this once and then we can never speak about this again if you want but are you not supposed to be doing that I meant to have one a day yes you meant to have or you can only have two are very different I've been told I've got to have one a day right I'm allowed to have one a day uhhuh but this was told to you by a

doctor who couldn't tell if you're was broken or not look he's just avoiding the question everything's fine oh dear all right I don't go for my tests on my liver or kidney for like four months or something that's plenty of time it's about passing the test not about living as long as I pass the test I'll survive Luke I'm going to link in the show notes to a film you starred in about somebody who drank so much that their kidneys were [ __ ] and had to steal somebody else hint you play that other person so I'm just going to I'm just going to subtly push that in your direction as a I forgot about that yeah where I played Luke ladies and gentlemen tonight the role of Luke alerson will be played by mattam how does it feel to be Luke's

understudy boozy speaking of the past which you were before which I was in the past five years ago uh we started this [ __ ] and this is well I think it's it's either is or is a few either side of episode 200 because we actually wasn't there a lost episode and there's been like some other weird [ __ ] in the past that's true but for all intents and purposes let's call this our Bicentennial episode episode 200 and to celebrate the occasion I made a little jingle and obviously you'll notice I've brought the jingles back cuz I've got that sorted out now so hopefully this is going to work 5 years ago a podcast was

born seriously this [ __ ] has been going on for 5 years what the [ __ ] this is episode 200 [Music] [Applause] oh that was epic we made it but you're right though five years yeah yeah I told some it came up the other night I was out and someone said how long you been doing it for and I was like [ __ ] five years yeah doesn't feel like five years it doesn't no but you know why it doesn't until you think how long ago it was that it was 2012 you know life was pretty different back then yeah um we were all in Australia for one that's true yeah that's very

true there were four of us yeah M we were actually located in the same place when we did the episodes and they sounded worse oh that was so bad yeah and and for new listeners you can't even get those old episodes anymore and people don't want them you don't want that's right people say how do I get the early ones you don't want them like you don't want to listen to them and also even if you did I mean they're practically inaudible in fact it's a shame because some of them that are very good like uh I think there was the the extended discussion of The Dark Knight yeah uh which I think was very good but the sound quality on it was just just so bad that I wouldn't subject anyone to it yeah I mean look I I think at one stage maybe we should go back and remaster Deo

bar picnic too because you know there was some some really good stuff that came out of that yeah well I've got uh I've brought back some segments for today to celebrate uh so we're going to we're going to revisit some old segments that's great um and also I I went through and I've I've put all the jingles back in here I was actually I had to go and get them all and put them back in here uh cuz I I got a new laptop they all moved out of home well I got a new laptop and then it just didn't have any of that stuff set up uh and so I was going through and I mean [ __ ] some weird jingles in here and um I know I'd like to bring the jingles back but I I think they should probably be a little more General um some of them are quite specific well we had to tailor dick news

to various specific dick incidents for starters yeah that's right like I mean for example this jingle I don't think we'll ever use again so I might as well just play it now so we've at least gotten two uses out of it mhm I will remember your passwords for you Indian password manager.com see I'm not sure when we would use that again that's the uh Indian password manager.com jingle yeah I don't even remember using that I can't remember what that was for that was going to be my next question all right no idea no idea uh what else are we got here um do you remember this what do you want to know that was Dan's Billy Corgan impression yeah not bad not bad what was it for uh I actually I do remember that one I think it was that one when Billy

Corgan went on that rant about how he's never made a three star album yeah yeah we don't get a lot of Billy Corgan news these days do we no no no probably better uh is this [Music] one [ __ ] dophins now I don't remember what that was for but I dare say they may come up again so don't don't don't put that too far away all right all right yeah I mean someone had sex with a dolphin I'm assuming but I remember talking about there was that study where I were trying to communicate with dolphins oh no I see I think this uh this is more recent than that yeah that goes more specific than just studying Dolphins though right what

what it's very clear very clear what it is but remember that they started to give them hand jobs hey wait a minute I don't know a whole lot about dolphins on me don't dolphins have internal genitals oh man I don't want to know how you have to what kind of you know what I'm not a marine biologist what has to happen before you give a dolphin a hand job well they thought that the Dolphins were starting to communicate so it just turned out though the Dolphins just liked hand jobs the Dolphins is trying to communicate saying oi oi check me off check me off I mean if I'm trying to communicate with anyone it's usually to try to get a hand job I mean that's why I started doing this podcast in the hope that someone out there would listen to it and uh agree to

give me a hand job do we have a jingle for that do we have Dan wants a hand job jingle you know what we all want a hand job I'm gonna have to make one but I'll thank you Matt we all want and J please uh and also obviously I found this and I just wanted to play it again because I know that it was quite popular at the time uh even though some people thought that the podcast had broken uh but yeah there's a [Laughter] [Music] reason [Music] [Music]

there's a reason behind it oh man that so great don't forget you can pick that up on IU be your new ring toe that's true that's up there with bod mcboat face I quite like I I probably like that one even more because that's just a little bit more abstract as well and also it goes [ __ ] epic towards the end you mean this remember Bo MB boy MB boat Facey M boat Facey M boat face God boy Bo boat face speaking of this speaking of

[Music] this let's try that one more time boy mcboat face I kind of hope it sinks boy MC boat face I kind of hope it sinks Bo boat boy MB bo boy boy bo bo boy boat face I kind of hope it sinks Matt listen to those two back to back I mean uh you've got a style there buddy I mean I can hear you know there's a string inlude in both of those and that's true when it comes to work though no no editing necessary nope don't need it first take every turn speaking of lyrics to things and things with weird lyrics right yes I was in a taxi on the way home this evening to do this very podcast right and the

cab driver had on one of those old timey kind of easy listening stations right yep and they had a song on that I I'd heard before but I didn't know who it was I had to come home and and Google the lyrics turns out it's the Backstreet Boys right and the song's called As Long As You Love Me Right are you guys aware of the song no I'm aware of it yeah yeah okay it it struck me that the lyrics are a bit odd right the lyrics in the chorus are I don't care who you are where you're from what you did as long as you love me and I'm just thinking to myself that is a guy with incredibly low expectations it was written by Liam niss [ __ ] I I don't care who you are right I will find you and I will love you yeah I mean where you're from sure it doesn't

matter where you're from or what you did what the [ __ ] is that implying this is saying that you be you could be an excon psychopath murderer with Leprosy but if you have feelings for me you'll do this is my boyfriend Hitler you know no no judges hey Judes that's that's pop music everyone actually I think that's a little bit more in depth than pop music today isn't it yeah probably at Christmas that song uh it's cold outside got a lot of airpl oh yeah that song about rape yeah it's a little creepy yeah it's very rapy isn't it a guy refusing to let a woman leave his house yeah yeah it even includes the line the answer is no that's right and that's before he won't let her leave here drink

this that's yeah yeah that's a bit creepy no that one is very rapy so what do we got uh what do we got here is there any episode 200 news you want to discuss that's very specific yeah all right maybe 200 news only multiple nerdgasm are doing their episode 200 today that's disappointing we should do a jingle for it anyway yes episode 200 news yeah I should never have brought back the jingles this is gonna no episode 200 news now but we've got some other segments coming up today that are going to need some some Jingles some pre-existing Jing you should be quiet about the jingles you're going to be doing a lot of Jingles again now yeah you know I mean I don't want to I don't want to foreshadow too much but we might

have some George Lucas news oh we might have some Hitler news is there a Hitler news jingle uh I don't think there is is there was something about you not liking the Jews so I think in the in the interests of time let's just use that jingle instead of creating a new one for Hitler that's actually strangely uh a favorite amongst fans from what I understand is this this particular jingle right here casually but I love everybody equally except the juice that was a joke I love [Music]

them look I can see why it's favorite and I think it's the perfect segue into um talking about the fact that now that 2016 is over the copyright has officially lapsed on mine Camp the book that Hitler wrote what does that mean it means that now everyone has the right to copy it basically you're not allowed to plagiarize it it could be printed and sold in Germany right which it wasn't allowed to for a long time yeah and in fact they've come out and said actually uh specifically the Jewish Community have come out and said you know what print away because if anyone reads this they will see how poorly written it is yeah and that's only serving to to help them yeah I mean I don't see well you know I should maybe I'm I'm giving people too much credit but I mean

everybody knows right that it's not on you know what what went down so if it's not on it's not on I'm going to be very disappointed in if that is m scathing critique of World War II it's not on everyone knows it's not on that's like that's like if my fourth grade teacher scolded Hitler stop it stop off that is not on 20 papers but what no what I mean is I'm going to be very disappointed if if this suddenly can be printed and and then the whole of Germany is like yeah he was right you know I think it's time for a revive yeah yeah fifth R well this is the book you've been able to get everywhere else haven't you I mean you can get this I'm sure I've seen copies of this around

yeah so there were restrictions on where and when it could be printed but right now the copy R has officially lapsed which means that everyone has the right to make copies of this right so um we could we could publish the multiple nerdgasm guide to mine Camp if we wanted to multip multiple nerdgasm presents mine Camp see I've I've never we're going to start a book club now yeah this week myc [ __ ] hell yeah no I've never read it because I mean you don't need to justify why you've never read Minecraft yeah I don't know that there's anything in there of value to that you don't already agree with or no it's it's just putting yourself in an echo chamber isn't it Matt preaching to the choir buddy no no

but I really don't think there's anything in there of value to me but from a historical point of view I think it's probably interesting to like historians and you know and stuff but but they've already got copies of it yeah you know you're you're right yeah I don't know that this makes a huge amount of difference to be honest it makes difference to us boys because it means we can start making a little mool off this yeah we start pretty good off I wonder how many copies are on [ __ ] Amazon now for Kindle you know what there isn't out there right now you know what there's zero of Illustrated cop right children's book versions S I know you're listening get started yeah by the time this episode comes out I want you

to be 50% through and have some drafts for me to look at [ __ ] guys we joke but we legally have the right to do this now whether we morally have the right or not is another story yeah legal right to something is sort of like an obligation so that's right that's right we'd be a moral not illustrating mind Camp so I just need this to explain to me because I always get confused with copyright so this 70 years is it for books you can't go any further than that uh at the moment I think yes it must be 70 years after the death of the author yeah it gets extended I mean if basically every time copyright is supposed to end Disney pays to have it extended that's that's the process but I think think Disney have done it because of specific things

within the Disney M um yeah like uh that have allowed but I think I think with dead authors it's still pretty much assumed that past 70 years from the day of their death the copyright has lapsed yeah I don't they can no longer make money off of their own product anymore Dan Brown might you know have that changed at some point or jking yeah no one's care they're grandkids yeah well well you could say that about Disney as well or [Music] Hitler do we have any other did not prepare for this episode I only brought one drink with me too much [ __ ] mine Camp he needs another drink yeah well if midnight if it lapses into midnight for him during the podcast he's allowed his next days oh yeah that's that's right and then

when he wakes up he's allowed to forget that he already had it and have yeah that's right in fact the trick is to drink so much that you always forget how many you've had yeah yep um we actually do have some more Nazi news um in the spreadsheet so do we want to get that out of the way get it out of the way yeah sure welcome new listeners by the way this is we always do this with the weirdest [ __ ] at the beginning of the episode like SC oh can I tell you actually someone said to me the other day a listener was showing a coworker the show uh and he said oh you know this is a podcast uh that I think is quite funny so thanks for the thanks for the plug uh and put it on and it was an earlier episode where our little quotes at the start included Dave saying and I

just I felt so disgusted myself for having feelings towards my daughter and then and then this person this person was like no turn it off and then and then he lives on and then he doesn't even know the context for that cuz he's never played BioShock Infinite so he was like can you tell me what about so I can explain to this person what that was but yeah no that the she was not interested so um I'll try to dig it up Matt but let's insert that quote here you don't understand how sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter I think maybe we need to revamp the uh the intro make it a little bit more accessible lure them in before we start talking about m c oh okay fine we'll let we'll leave Nancy news to the second

half I think we should just continue on this time we're already there all right well this time um a school in Taiwan uh have uh staged a Nazi rally and uh they've they've received some some Flack over this needless to say to the point where the principal of the school has resigned um saying uh that the event was deplorable and uh he's also said this quote as Educators we should have taught the students to have the right values we learned from our mistakes stes and we ask that our students do too so to give you some context yeah cuz I'm looking at photos and I'm like what no it's it is a

full scale Nazi rally with banners and um and uniforms their swastikas akimbo and uh basically they had the choice to Stage something from history right and uh and they went with the Nazis for the Christmas and Thanksgiving costume parade yeah so it had to be history themed right so let me just find the quote here um yeah the paper has said that some of the students opted for the Nazis for the Christmas and Thanksgiving costume uh parade because they could easily convert their school uniforms well that's problematic right there isn't it yeah but um I'm looking for the part where it about none of the teachers went hold on

I don't think this is a good idea well I bet it's it's probably I mean given the benefit of the doubt it's it was in Taiwan it's probably not as close to them as it is to to say us being like European of of European descent kind of thing like yeah I guess it's probably like if we dressed up like jenas Khan's Mongolian Army one day or something you know people might be that's kind of stupid but no one's going to come down on us the Mongolians aren't going to be like that's offensive yeah like it's it's a it's a thing we all know about because it happened you know in an area where where from and and it was a big thing for the Western World I think these guys I mean obviously they're aware of it but maybe they're not you know I I I'm assuming the principal in particular

didn't realize he was gonna have to resign that's right so he has resign but also the school are now forced to hold a series of educational programs including showing films about the Holocaust such as shind list and life is beautiful so uh yeah CLE don't understand probably just didn't know uh no benefit of the doubt benefit of class wasn't that good then putting things into context yeah but I mean it's like you know you learn about your local history you don't learn about you know but they did enough research to work out the SWAT sticker in the uniforms and everything just watch they watched Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade and uh they just copied it they've got banners with the gold um Eagles I know yeah they did their

research yeah don't do that don't do that don't do that look I mean dress not like I said it's not on you know it should be okay but it isn't it's like blackface right Luke blackface is fine nothing wrong with black [Music] face do we uh do we want a segment yeah hell yeah we do I'm going to do uh I bring this back a little bit and uh I have a feeling actually part of this we may have done before uh but there but there might be some comedy in that anyway so uhhuh uhhuh let's uh let's go with this this is a little segment called when my jaw hit the floor when I heard what you said but I'm sure in days of your it would have made more sense it seems so and I need to know the score so I really got to ask are you

sure that's a law are you sure that's a law are you sure that's a lore we'll follow this up with my spin-off segment are you sure that's a [ __ ] did she sleep with you yes what you did you pay her money I was going to say what are you trying to say she's a [ __ ] you always pay one way or another though so this is a segment where I I uh talk about some weird law that exist around the world and we try and come up with a way to explain how they came into existence because often you know there are these weird laws places and when you think about it they have quite a sensible explanation uh no no like I mean like for example there'll be some weird law that says you know in Florida it's illegal to uh chain a crocodile to a

fire hydrant right and right that's true because because it's illegal to chain any animal to a fire hydrant so you could replace that with Florida is the only place that have a crocodile so hence the law yeah right right sorry alligator it would be in Florida M alligator Gators go G but uh speaking of Florida this is one that I I found that might appeal to actually Jenna found it give her credit uh that might appeal to you Dan oh in particular and maybe you need to be aware of this next time you come to the states goodness in Florida yeah it is illegal for any premises that serves alcohol to undertake or allow any promotion or form of recreational activity that endangers the health

safety or welfare of any person with dwarfism wow specifically those [Music] people so let me just break that down uh-huh you're not allowed to serve alcohol to someone who is getting so drunk they're going to harm a dwarf that's well that's part of it but it's illegal in general for anywhere that sells alcohol yeah to to undertake so then allow to have a competition which dous life of them of dwarves right I see see or allow someone else else to do it I'm pretty sure I know where this one came from really maybe it came from maybe it came from a little segment on our show we represent the lollipop fi the

lollipop mid watch I saw a great [ __ ] the other day in Denmark I saw a Danish [ __ ] you didn't endanger his life did you no it was a she and um she came into the restaurant I was at walked right past our table to another table was like hey hey hey guys how you doing they're like oh nice to see you then she went off to her own table and I was just like just staring and then H was like don't you stay exactly where you are oh so yeah that's a great law yeah I mean that's G we've uh We've reported on this show I mean we've reported in depth about uh injuries to dwarves right we don't just watch dwarves here we watch out for dwarves you know what I mean yeah and uh you know we had we had some rugby players uh a few years ago who

stripped and burned two dwarves like [ __ ] man yeah yeah if you've got a dwarf like you take care of it you use it For Your Entertainment you don't burn it oh dear that's true yeah because where you going to get another one exactly if you've got you managed to get one I've got my whole life without ever managing to catch a dwarf you know but mark my words dwarves I'm out there I'm looking for you every single day day I am the Liam niss of dwarf catchers I will find you watch didn't we change that to dwarf watch at somewhere along the line we did but then it got changed back fair enough because if I recall

correctly Dave got upet with us for Ping to PC yeah you know what actually there's another thing that came up the other day when I was talking uh was there there wasn't there's another aspect too and actually we haven't addressed this yet is we talked about Carrie Fisher last week and we were actually uh we were a bit more serious about it than usual because because it was just luk and I I did say at the start I had I cut it out because it was just it was just not obviously even a joke I did say that she died of AIDS and then realized that like we weren't laughing or anything I was just yeah fish died of AIDS and then we just kept talking and then when I was editing a joke anymore think we're [ __ ] idiots

cuz yes not even there's no context for that being a joke although you say that but in the previous episode we did joke that she got AIDS on a plane right that's right that's what I mean but like no one knows why like you know what I mean I'm not even sure I know why that's a joke did somebody actually ever die of AIDS that we reported on I think the very first no no no I think no think anyone that has this was another thing that came up was originally it started I think when um Neil Armstrong died and you said that he died of a and Dave got so offended that we just kep saying it he was mortified that I would ever imply that his hero had AIDS and so that's how it started but then yeah it's one of those in jokes that I was editing and I was like no one's going to know what the

[ __ ] we're talking about they're just going to think we're idiots cuz we didn't we didn't address it we didn't laugh we didn't do anything I just I just said Fisher died of AIDS and then we then we kept talking that's going to be one of those uh false news stories that gets picked up and run with yeah according to our multiple nerdgasm Source Kerrie Fischer actually died of AIDS that's right I'd love to get quoted on that actually we should stop going down this rat hole and um and continue with the segment yeah the laws and now and this is this is what I was going to say before I don't know if we've discussed any of these before uh I found some in Scotland that I thought were quite amusing okay and I was wondering if if you maybe you guys could help me

come up with a scenario uh where this law would be required okay um in Scotland it is illegal for a boy under 10 to see yeah to see a naked mannequin oh my God somebody's gotten sued and they're like are you serious we have to [ __ ] pass a law for did you it's only a boy under 10 yeah a boy under 10 I think girl specific point I like that's right his name's Sheamus and he's not allowed to look jamus you look at that again and I'm going to sue you in the court of law get your eyes away that mannequin's a is there any accent funnier than a Scottish accent I don't know if there is nothing nothing maybe Indian yeah but like it's it's

more acceptable to do a Scottish accent yeah it's funny like doing an Indian ACC sounds very racist but Scottish yeah it's fine yeah they're the same race as us that's right oh there's that yeah well accent isn't race well no that's true it's location correct you could have an Indian with a Scottish accent exactly that would be funny in Scotland it is illegal to be drunk and in charge of a cow what quantifies in charge of like you're allow to be like if the cops come along and you're looking after a cow I just beat the cows taking me home he's in charge who's in charge who owns who officer thank you for giving me the opportunity to play this [Music]

jingle crimes crimes so you've solved that one look aty split that was an easy one yeah but do you have to be tending to said cows like if you're a farmer right one might argue that you're constantly in charge of cows right it's cows it's fine it's only if you're in charge of one cow you're in trouble you should be a Scottish lawyer you've got a very very small farm one cow that you milk daily you're at home it's the holidays you're drinking some spiked eggnog in the comfort of your home sitting around with your cow police raid that says that cow out there yours you're like yeah am I married blow into this I'm I'm not in charge what talk to the misses but that's your answer for everything anytime the police knock on

your door right yeah it's so much easier just keep quiet yeah I'm not allowed to talk to police officers not after last time not after they heard that segment where I try and get out of things on the internet that's not the breathalyzer yeah I think it means like you're not allowed to be say leading one down the street and drunk or like you know a cow that is not Luke yeah I want to know the order the you know I want expansion on that all right in my head I was imagining a guy walking up to the pub with it and like kind of tying it up to a post you know like an oldie time Western the cow's drinking out of the trough yeah yeah with the horses that's what I was imagining in my head and then I was like what are you doing idiot that didn't happen yeah no well

you don't know that because obviously once again there was a reason this law was passed that's right Y and we got one more from Scotland in Scotland the law requires you to let whoever knocks at your door use the toilet wow whomever apparently this is probably superseded Now by trespassing laws but this this law is still on the books uh it's just maybe kind of you know like the the the more you know like the trespasser law would would supersede it but it does say and and for some reason this was a law well I don't know trespassing is exactly different because this is I'm coming in to use your toilet you can't say no to that trespassing is I'm I'm just coming into your property and I'm I'm here now

I'm going to do what I get away with breaking in and using the toilet this says if they ask you have to say yes and therefore it's not trespassing I think what they mean by that is that you know like trespassing law says that you have the right to refuse people sure ENT to your property so I think that aspect of it but yeah you're right I don't think okay listeners we're going to do a Kickstarter for a trip to Scotland where the three of us will knock on doors and we will tally how many people led us in to use their bathroom I'd do that and what happens when we call the police or they call the police yeah why will we call the police oh cuz someone's invited us in and now they're yeah we are trying to go to the toilet I had forced my way into his

house was using the toilet in accordance with the law with my cow are you drunk sir come with us busted can you be high and in charge of a cow well I don't think you can legally be high there ah yeah laws they just extend those to to the to the other drugs I think there's a law in England that a pregnant woman can use a police officer's helmet to go to the toilet you know I've I heard that and I don't yeah I you said that and I'm like yeah I'm sure I've heard that too I don't know yeah yeah that sounds like something that might be true or it sounds like something that's so good I don't want to find out for myself if it's un true let's just assume that it is true yeah now that is a fact to wrap

up this segment I I've I've got this and I just last night I was like falling asleep and then realized hang on I think maybe we did this exact segment like this this exact thing I'm about to do before by don't remember uh so if you guys don't remember either let's just do it again I've got a list of laws from Singapore and I want Dan to confirm or deny that they exist yeah sure and uh and hopefully some of them I might even now know why the reasons are for having those laws that I didn't before so let's go through it okay the first one I've got here is that bungee jumping is illegal look that makes sense because I can't imagine where in Singapore you would go bung jumping right like there's no Hills there's no Cliffs we have a reverse bunge jump that's quite famous

that's it doesn't say impractical it says illegal so yeah but maybe they've had to make a law for it because trying to do trying to do it off buildings yeah maybe yeah and in I think the early 2000s they did they they implemented a reverse bungee here for tour so that might have to what the masses who were pick outside bu jumpy crazy yeah all right so potentially confirmed yeah um this one I know is true uh we've discussed it before the sale of gum is prohibited chewing gum it is not only prohibited there is an immense for bringing into the country really just bringing it in yeah just bringing it in it's it's considered the same as drugs well no no they'll kill you for drugs let's say it's the same as

bringing an endangered animal okay um it is also I think we've discussed this as well it's considered an offense to enter the country with cigarettes yes so you can enter the country with a packet of cigarettes that is open and with one at least one cigarette missing but if you but you are not allowed to bring a sealed packet of cigarettes into the country because there is a very high tariff on cigarettes in Singapore um not quite as high as Australia I'll point out there but for Southeast Asia is very high and so um you're considered illegally importing if you're bringing in a closed packet okay okay well that's just about the same in Australia now yeah not very cigarette friendly Australia or Singapore apparent or or sorry I should say they're very tax

friendly yeah well that's true too uh and following on from that cigarettes are illegal in public places is that true yeah they absolutely are so there's basically unless you can see an ashtray you're not allowed to smoke right and there are designated spots around the place that will have an ashtray and you are exempt from the law there for some reason uh but you're not allowed to just go outside any Pub or something and light up a cigarette there are if you can't see an ashtray you can't smoke so it's even more strict than than say Sydney because yeah I don't know maybe all of Australia but they're pretty strict in Australia but yeah and the thing is in Australia you see cops around kind of keeping their eye on stuff You' never see a copy I've

never seen a cop in Singapore right because all the cops are plain clothed so you don't know that's interesting I didn't know that yeah [ __ ] I'm glad you told me now yeah I get over there and I'm like [ __ ] City's my oyster chewing gum smoking cigarettes wherever you go doing a few other things on your list what's next well for example watching porn that's illegal yes it is in fact not only is it illegal it's incredibly difficult to do here H because if you uh if you try to access any pornographic website you will get a nice little government message that says I know what you're looking at and it's not on see that would be so dangerous to try and watch porn over there then because it means you can't go to like the normal sites you got to go to slightly dodgy

sites and who knows what you're going to find there yeah that's right maybe well maybe some of us just start there Luke each did her own I'm not here to judge and then from there we go down to rabbit holes whatever you're into mat I think we've discussed this before as well it is considered pornographic you may not walk around your home nude yes that's correct but not for that reason okay so this one I didn't quite understand when I first moved to Singapore you are not allowed to be naked in your own home right that sounds ridiculous right but somebody did explain this to me and it makes sense if you come to Singapore you'll know that most people live in high-rise Condominiums right right and they usually blocks of condos that will have

several in close proximity all facing one another so chances are your window looks out onto the window of somebody else's house right so if we were all naked in front of our Windows it would just be all one big nudie display right everyone would be happy Yeah so basically the law is close your blinds and minimize the nudity for the sake of your neighbors all right that's fair yeah uh if you are convicted of littering three times you have to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a beard that says I am a litterer I don't know about that specifically but I know there is a three strikes littering rule uh because my friend or my my colleague got um got done he's now on his second strike um twice for throwing cigarette butt on the

ground so I will stand by because he is sure to do it again and I will confirm his punishment once it happens very good all right this one I mean seems like common sense to me uh it is illegal to pee in an elevator but I I don't know why you need a law for that isn't it just illegal to pee anywhere that's not a toilet um yeah because it's not there's a law for public urination but that's not considered public maybe Matt I think you need to play the [ __ ] crimes jingle here mate's trying to get around everything while the other brothers are doing yeah so I think someone just trying to get off oh of oh yeah get the charge of peeing the going it's not public and that's what I brought in specifically been very specific yeah it's like your um it's like your

10-year-old boy looking at a mannequin that's not my 10-year-old boy he's not mine that's not what it says here um I can confirm it's illegal to pee in elevators and I can also confirm that many elevators are fitted with antip devices what what's an antip device look I got this described to me as something that can detect urine and that locks you in the elevator until the authorities arrive I don't believe that but uh that sounds like something they would tell you to stop you from doing it correct correct yeah yeah but then there's no way that can be true no but way elevator with you yeah I here I was just having a my morning drink I just brought pay in here that's right yeah and in a long

thin stream into the corner that's like that news report we reported on uh a couple of years now ago uh about that man who allegedly threw Seaman at a woman yeah because he was pleading that he didn't ejaculate onto her it he merely threw Sean onto her that he had presumably in his pocket from earlier not guilty not a crime I was just thinking that I don't know that I would ever why would I pee in an elevator but then I remembered when luk and I were in Boston and I was really PE everywhere I forgot not forgot the factual ping on buildings I I I I remembered the next day that it was a doorway but at the time I don't know what I was just I don't know so yeah

good I guess it's good that I know the law now yeah that's great good collection Singapore has and they take them all extremely seriously it's also uh failure to flush a public toilet after use will result in heavy fines that's true but that would almost never come up because most of the toilets are self flushing there you go uh oral sex is illegal unless used as foreplay yeah yeah that's true but no I have heard that I've heard that too it's like if a police r come someone's sucking you off you could just say I'm going to [ __ ] her and they have to go they've got no choice right there you go I just want to go back to the oral sex is you do that that law would be made by a

female so they just got sick of their part first and they getting nothing in return who I mean episode 200 you got to Lick It Before You Stick It Jesus well it's not specific about who's doing what Luke I don't know why you're making that assumption you know who's the more upset about it yeah it's true but yes and finally homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country which yeah that's true it is an archaic law though and they they have a gay pride parade same as they do in every city and all that stuff okay it's called the pink picnic in case you're wondering but uh technically yeah they don't want gays there right so it's not enforced or it's no long Force yeah there you go okay well that's good to

know AUST only got rid of thatall what 20 years ago in fact gr Sydney was just a sting operation to lure them all out into into the streets to be arrested I've told this story before I think but I'll tell it again anyway remember when I was I'm sure I've mentioned on the podcast when I was trying to find a karate place to go to near my work in Alexandria uh so I looked on Google and it came up with a a place called Ken's karate club and uh I mean I didn't what that was so I was like I'll wand over there after work and have a look and then just off hand I thought I wonder what kind of karate it is so I Googled Ken karate club and I discovered that it's actually uh from from back when it was illegal to be gay in Sydney uh and it was just a you know gay sex club and

it was called Ken karate club so they could explain to the police why there were rubber mats all over the floor so Matt joined up immediately yeah how are the rubber mats Matt uh sadly it's closed oh I got a better joke to have instead of that when you say rubber mats was it body that was rubber [Music] or what do we want to go next do we want to talk about we've talked about Kerrie Fisher already do we want to talk about car Fisher a bit more yeah let's let's definitely move on to Star Wars news but can I quickly while we're talking about laws can I quickly just bring up something legal that I've been meaning to mention for the last last couple of weeks and uh I I read this article that

just made me smile um and it's that Colonel Sanders oh yeah hated KFC right he hated the taste of KFC who well so he was an actual person then yeah yeah yeah col Sanders was a guy who yeah yeah in fact uh he he was a racist too so like I'm not talking about like you guys I'm talking about like some of the people we've already talked about on this podcast today yep okay Walt Disney and Hitler yeah the big three so um no Colonel Sanders was a was a real dude and he was from Kentucky but he was living in [ __ ] me Arkansas maybe but he made uh his own Kentucky Fried Chicken meaning the fried chicken that is

popular where he was from so Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't from Kentucky right it's inspired um obviously changed to KFC in the ' 80s when people didn't want to eat at a restaurant with a word fried in the title anymore but uh he obviously liked it at the start and he FR own restaurants but then he sold the franchise sold it off completely and had no more control over it whatsoever and of course because they were a business they changed the recipe and modified it so that it could be a fast food restaurant until then it was more of a sit down restaurant like Kenny Rogers roaster right right so um right which I also love by the way but um so they turned it into this into the shitty fast food that it is today delicious disgusting at the same

time um I haven't eat in a very long time no neither have I and I don't eat it over here either sometimes I have a little treat when I come home to Australia because it's it's a bit more better quality over there than it is in most of the rest of the world yeah same same here actually there's a lot of fast food here that I wouldn't touch even even I would have in Australia but not here yeah that's right but he uh he openly slammed them for the disgustingness of their chicken including going into stores and asking to taste it and throwing it down on the floor and screaming that that's not what it's meant to be like to the point where KFC sued him huh

defamation wow and won and killed him so people must have still been listening to him back then because he was very famous he was on all the ads for yeah his face is on there he's not anymore is he or is he I think he's still his his like yeah Theo not his actual picture yeah yeah but they used he used to actually star in the ads well I'm Colonel Sanders and I you KFC but uh so I guess if you grew up with that guy always telling you how good the chicken is and then that guy started coming out going don't ever eat at KFC again you'd be like oh [ __ ] the colonel doesn't like it was he just walking in the stores couldn't you just sort of pass him off as that some crazy old guy now yeah you would have thought so probably made a bigger deal out of it and word got out

about it if you had have just left it oh don't worry about him he he gonna go outside and piss himself now that's the yard stick of which to judge if you're a crazy old man as he saw himself there you go can't trust anything he said that's right he's made some valid points but now he's outside pissing himself so we discredited himself I'm not sure I'm a fan of it either so I can't fault him on that yourself I meant I meant the chicken but yeah that too sure okay sure I mean come on find a doorway or an elevator people you want to talk about Carrie Fisher do we have a we don't have a car Fisher jingle but we have got a Star Wars jingle we've got a number of Star Wars related Jingles uh obviously a bit late

to create a car Fisher jingle because it's not going to used much too soon L too soon I can't believe you [Music] enough oh what was that don't worry about that the jingle I didn't know it was doing I wasn't expecting it either okay guys I'm just as surprised as you are all right good so in Star Wars news uh Carrie Fisher specifically uh there's two two pieces of news surrounding her uh one of them is that Disney reportedly had her insured for about $50 million because uh she was still to appear in

some Star Wars films after the one that she'd finished she' finished episode eight but they still they still wanted her for for nine at least MH uh yeah so they're going to receive about about 41 million 41 million pounds right okay yeah right so it's yeah more us 50 million us bucks look that's uh that's a huge sum uh yeah but just to point out here it's not unusual that they would ensure an actor um no of course and to be clear for those who don't know wouldn't have insured her because she was old and they thought she was going to die no they just would have done it anyway yeah all above the line casts have to be insured they have to do a physical and everything uh because you know if they're hiding you know some medical problems you know it needs to

come out because they're going to lose money if they drop out halfway or die halfway so that's not unusual the sum is massive and obviously it doesn't usually get cashed and in this case unfortunately it has yeah well they've got uh they had plans for her apparently and and that leads me to the other piece of news about her is that there apparently there's a Star Wars Brain Trust at uh at Disney that is having a meeting now to discuss what to do about the fact that she's she's not around anymore because uh in particular she was to have some sort of larger role in episode 9 which we can assume uh you know involves kylo Ren and some other stuff spoilers yeah well I mean it's kind of disappointing that they spoilers killed off Han Solo Now isn't it because

now they're gonna have to write up that Leia is dead you know right well and I'm sure she bring it back this yeah this article does say that uh and this is a source uh you know vague as they may be a source states that Rogue one is the road map and uh maybe she could be brought back I reckon they would if they do get into P greatly reduce the role yeah that she was going to play but I reckon they probably will have her back in it just make a digital yep look they did it with tarken and he played a huge role in that movie yeah yeah well I mean the fact that they've done it before yeah it's true I mean why yeah why wouldn't they do it again unless I although it was a bit weird and

I know a lot of people didn't like it in Rogue one uh there was a little bit of backlash although I don't know if it was I mean the box office would indicate it wasn't that big of a problem yeah so I think and I think it's only going to get better oh well see I don't know if it's ever going to get perfect I don't I just don't know no no no I know but I I don't know how much better it yeah that's my that's my query as well it's already well and truly in that uncount Valley where it just doesn't look human enough the except so yeah I don't know because if they try and kill her off the movie now I think that's going to although they could probably just explain the open craw yeah that's true open CWS

for yeah that's true yeah here's what you've missed the uh the thing St Wars episode nine Princess Leia has died of AIDS and then moving on Space AIDS space AIDS of AIDS look I I guess what I didn't quite understand why they built an entire CGI tarken where with somebody say mon Mothra who who also is a recognizable character they just got someone who looked quite like her and then just used Prosthetics to make her look exactly like her and and I saw a picture of the guy who looks like tarken and he looked quite a bit like Peter Cushing like you know a little bit of a little bit of

Prosthetics exactly like him yeah I just but was it because tken was even in the original TK played a much larger R Mo well more reason in my opinion to not to do it to not push it to just get that well they had him in episode three very briefly with don't even talk about that don't even don't exist I won't call that Prosthetics I'd call that a dude in a mask a bad mask they're having a meeting to figure it out anyway so I assume given the past they're probably listening to this episode uh looking for inspiration so I mean what do what do we want them to do just just explain a death away and then move on well they do listen to our podcast um for ideas of course Hollywood

we already know this I don't know for Star Wars though yeah that's true they've ignored a lot of our complaints yeah and suggestions no they haven't they got rid of George that's true well no we just complained about George we never said get rid of him or replace him no it was implied though wasn't it yeah I think it was secret and pl didn't quite happen he is still alive but you know he's just been taken off his hands well speaking of of George uh I'm going to play this jingle now George news news because uh there's a little bit of George Lucas news and that's there's a new biography out about him oh really yep it's just come out uh and it also

enables me to play this jingle it's news news oh no it's news news you got it it'ss news boom [Music] bombat I forgot that happened at the end that's illegal in Singapore apparently in the biography uh he I mean the way that it's brought up is a little sketchy and this is this was basically just an excuse for me to play those Jingles but uh they did comment on the the Darth jar thing that we've discussed before if you're not sure what that is we'll link to it uh

there was a large Reddit post uh with this theory that Jaa Binks was originally supposed to be a Sith Lord and that his his wacky High Jinks uh were a cunning ruse and that you can actually see him use the force sometimes in certain situations like when he kills all the battle droids at the end of The Phantom Menace like that was he was just pretending to be useless uh and apparently when when asked about it George Lucas just smiled coily and refused to comment which probably because he didn't understand the question exactly but then uh also the the the reason that the only reason I bothered to put this in there because that's really a nonissue non non story uh but uh Ryan Johnson who direct who's has directed episode 8 it's always is still

directing it uh also on Twitter just at the end of last year tweeted a picture of jja Binks in like a Sith looking robe and said uh uh setting expectations or something like that so what a smartass yeah oh sorry no hashtag many people are saying is what he said so maybe there's something to it maybe in episode eight Jar Binks will be back actually and the other thing is too there was some uh set photos released I think they actually from episode seven uh there were like photos in like the Creature Shop and stuff and there was uh a picture that looked like a pit Droid and there were some prosthetic faces that looked like gungin but they have seen sh up in the film but maybe the

gungans will be back maybe God I hope not I wanted episode seven to open with a gungan massacre and then and then just someone going well they're all gone yeah that was the very last of them yeah so yeah that's uh that's my excuse for playing those two Jingles uh and finally we have some some more carry fishing news which this annoyed me a bit actually me too man and I knew what it would annoy you so I delightfully put it into the spreadsheet it actually annoyed me once I read it yeah so a bit of backstory Steve Martin has been slammed by um [ __ ] Lefty Pinko social Crusaders for being sexist to carry

Fisher by tweeting about her and saying this when I was a young man K Fisher was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen she turned out to be witty and bright as well there you go so yeah a a statement of fact he did think that and B a statement of fact she is all those things yeah but it's uh I guess it's sexist to even say that you find women attractive now well because then when I saw her she was beautiful and then I met her and she also these other things yeah yeah I I mean I I don't quite understand it seems like just looking for something to complain about to be honest like yeah sure you could read it that way if you're an idiot but for example this this person on Twitter says I think she

wanted to be something a bit higher than just pretty how would you want to be remembered well that's what he [ __ ] said isn't it yeah and bright one sentence yeah that was his point yeah his point was when he first saw didn't know her so he didn't know if she was witty and intelligent he just knew she was beautiful he and he found out that she was all those other great things too and this one as well seriously Steve Martin quit being such a jerk for thinking Carrie Fisher was beautiful and saying so on the occasion of her death I'm sarcastic that is sarcastic and you can tell because Steve Martin is in a film called the jerk oh no no no but that uh that that does sum up my position no no exactly if I tweeted I would have tweeted sarcastically like

that guy in fact that guy's my hero for this week yeah yeah I just I don't really understand what the problem is I do understand everyone's looking complain about the news article also didn't get that that was a good one for Steve Martin yeah yeah no no that's the context they presented it in is someone having a go at him but I think sarcastic well I mean yeah yeah because yeah that's the seriously quit being a jerk and then it goes others however stood up for the comedian that's great yeah I don't understand I mean yeah all of those statements are true get over it yeah get over it he's deleted it obviously because people were harassing him yeah you just now you just can't say anything you can't win just have to be

like boring and Bland and just state facts yeah although you've got to vet your facts a little bit well that's all he did he said facts yeah that's what I mean some facts you all allow to say so yeah and it's gotten to the point now and I don't want to get political but you're not even allowed to make fun of your own culture or people like you anymore um there's there's an America historically have been very very good they're the one who actually brought lawsuits against the KKK to um to kind of try to bring them down that way but they're now currently um suing an author from the UK who um is a Muslim and is not an atheist Muslim he's he's a Muslim and he lives as a Muslim but he has a lot of critical things to say about the

way that militant is is in the world today and um he's now been targeted by them as the the newest um you know hate crime uh Advocate yeah there's a lot of that actually yeah uh ah it's a shame like it is a shame yeah I don't know I don't know how political we want to get probably not very but uh I don't know that kind of stuff's annoying because it's like like you should be allowed to question stuff no matter what it is yeah and you should be allowed to make jokes about stuff uh and to a degree I understand you're not you know like [ __ ] you know yeah words can hurt but if you're a Muslim and you're going look guys as a Muslim I see a lot of problems in the way that uh Muslims are

represented you don't need a bunch of white people going you're a bigot right absolutely yeah like because because what the [ __ ] do they know anyway exactly yep anyway let's do do you want to hear uh it gives me an excuse to play Jingle that's why I'm I'm jumping onto this next do you want to hear some Sasquatch news yes I [Music] do Sasquatch so uh this is like I I wish that kept going it's sorry all right in Sasquatch sash shashwat news this week presented by Sha connory a northern California man called The Sasquatch I can't even [ __ ] say

it Sasquatch Chronicles radio show which I guess is a show in California that's what you call that's what you call yep are you listening to this show is he listening or are you going to now no are you yeah I'll probably listen to it now that I know that it's there well I wonder if Terry's called in before Oh my God Matt you should call in his Terry we should do that at some point we should call in and we should just tell him all the stories that Terry said [ __ ] shot him in the back all that stuff right yes that's got shot him in the back having sex with my wife oh God totally and we will record it one week that can

be an episode of the show it's the whole episode he this guy called into a radio show to share a video which seems a bit counterintuitive to me but he for gets to talk about it um but I mean we're going to do the same thing I'm about to share a video uh it's a video of uh he's a he's a truck driver a former police officer and game warden uh and he shared this video which is from it's it's from like a a camera that I don't quite understand the purpose of this camera uh apparently if it it's activated by movement and then it records video for 5 to 10 seconds right to conserve the memory on the card to catch Smugglers and and and and stuff in the in the woods it says in the Sequoia National Park which is actually a place I was uh just about a month ago and they

have actually around that area they have a ton of Sasquatch related stuff there's like a Sasquatch uh roadside Museum and some other stuff that I'll put some photos up on the multip nerdgasm Instagram if you're interested that's instagram.com multipl nerdgasm go on followers I'm interested yeah I'll share them on the Twitter and the Facebook too interested but I'm that too I'm ined and interested good to know so yeah I'll put them there I'll put them on the Twitter twitter.com nerdgasm facebook.com/ nasm picks coming soon but yeah so this guy uh recorded this video which I mean it's it's hardly conclusive it just looks like a bear yeah well or a person in a [ __ ] suit it doesn't look like

anything it just looks like some fur thing and my question is right if it detects motion it records for five five to 10 yeah it does records for five to 10 seconds well well I mean this is clearly not the only motion that took place this is a video of something it walked up to it no no well this is this is apparently shows something burying the camera in a pile of leaves right well show us the rest of the footage from when it picked up the camera from when it approached the camera like there surely there's other footage so unless it's a motion detector that is literally only detects the motion of the camera motion of leaves yeah for hitting the camera yeah so I don't know and then I love the at the bottom uh of this article it's just there's this final

paragraph that's why Would Bigfoot dislike game cameras like I just very specific I just love how much they entertain the idea that this is like a real thing and not just some [ __ ] guy in a costume or or a bear but I mean it doesn't even make sense for it to be a bear there would be bear why do bears not like game cameras why would after how do they know what a game camera is yeah exactly well no the article says that you know in this case the creature could have been very upset that this odd foreign item suddenly appeared within its home range imagine if someone walked into your home and placed a motion triggered camera on your wall that's a stretch yeah imagine

someone did that well for STS I'd be like I mean I would I bury it in a pile of leaves personally yeah well if they were to put it in this room somewhere I probably wouldn't notice for quite some time yeah cuz yeah they could put it on a game shelf over there I would have noticed for weeks also picks of Luke as he records the podcast and you know what that means listeners coming soon yeah it does instagram.com multipl nerdgasm or add [ __ ] 4 on Snapchat if you want to see as many dick piics as you want yeah send in so yeah that's Sasquatch news hardly conclusive but you know no I'm convinced truth is out there sure is sure is and perhaps this week uh we can add some Sasquatch themed t-shirts to uh to our merchandise store and you know what we've we've already had someone do

Sasquatch artwork for us oh yeah that's true we yeah let's all right let's we we have an official is that a little Sasquatch penis original artwork that I think needs to find its way onto a t-shirt all right yes we'll do that for this week so coming soon multipl nerdgasm tocom merch uh that'll take you to our merchandise store uh which is I could have a Shir with my quote on it which quote is that I'm not racist on this podcast little sis oh right that that quote Yeah of course um if we're putting that one up there that was done by uh a guy called Ram who is an artist who works for me and uh he also did one for um the masturbating astronaut so we should we should give the listeners the option of having that on a t-shirt as

well because I think some of them might enjoy it yeah all right we'll pop those up as well so yeah head to multipl nerdgasm do.com merch uh it's our shirts are on there and we also uh we kind of curate a collection of shirts uh by tuu on there uh and if you buy them through our store uh they support the show so that would be a really awesome way to help us out and show you support uh alternately you can also head over to patreon.com nerdgasm if you want to uh you know just directly support the show financially um we got some bonuses on there if you head over and donate on on the patreon uh we'll read our little message from you on the show verbatim you say whatever you want we'll read it uh and there's some other stuff on there as well or uh we'd love it if you headed

over to iTunes and gave us a rating uh a positive one preferably because that really helps attract new listeners and help the show get out there look Matt I uh I heard what you said last week about doing an iTunes push and I completely agree I think we need to start taking some very specific steps towards getting ourselves known on iTunes yeah yeah I want to get into the charts if we can yeah I I feel like we we're we we can monopolize on our our wonderful listeners and uh and I think together we can get done yeah my favorite of the stupid game show segments that I've come up with mhm uh is this one here it's also got a jingle that I enjoy which goes a little something like this

[Applause] trip that's triple taglines of Terror which I know you guys are familiar with for new listeners this is a a a little game where I'm going to give you the name of a film and then I'm going to give you three taglines from the poster of of different films and you have to guess which one matches the film that makes does that make sense certainly does yep all right good so I'm going to keep score here because you guys obviously are playing against each other uh the prize is my love I thought I already had that well well because you won last time yeah I keep forever no I have to keep earning Your Love No Matt's love is conditional it's kind of like the um the wind like the Windfield cup gets passed

around they still have the Windfield Cup in Australia I don't know that cigarettes are allowed to uh sponsor sporting events anymore that's been gone for like 20 years or something that's the last time Matt knew anything about organized sport well that's what you win this triple tag lines of teror is a competition you win the Windfield cup yep so exciting times all right so the first movie is called miners massacre massacre of people under 18 AKA curse of the 49er oh is the tagline for miners Massacre it's cheaper than a

chainsaw is it they asked for it or is it be careful what you dig for and have to be care be careful what you dig for yeah I usually try to get a different one going to Luke but I I'm going to have to go for the dig too it's it's actually it's not uh that does seem like the most logical one it is they AED for it miners don't use axes no I know I should point out as well this uh this is just fun it's not actually the most uh logical of games because I mean it's just what's on the posters uh Mass complete guess the plot yeah exactly but it's fun so whatever yeah uh a group of friends discovered gold deep inside an old mind but by taking the gold and

thinking they've hit it big awaken a long dead Miner who's hellbent on protecting his treasure okay interesting those taglines it's cheaper than a chainsaw is the tagline for nail gun Massacre Oh okay yep is it cheaper than a chainsaw yeah I suppose it would be yeah maybe slightly depends on where you get it from yeah but then I don't know oh oh never mind no no hold on I'm going to bus.com is a nail gun cheaper than a chainsaw I'm just going to doesn't a nail gun also use like an air compressor uh I think it depends are you asking me because you think I'm a person who uses a lot of tools you can also I learned this from the movie Real Men starring I think yes that you can actually you can make a nail gun by

taking a small tin filling it with nails and sticky taping it to the bottom of a drill yeah also that is a great movie yeah it's funny it's a funny movie okay and [Music] just yeah he just just keeps going back all right the next film is called the greens keeper is the tagline for the greens keeper he doesn't play golf he destroys it mhm is it heads will roll or is it it's PA for the corpse I hope it's that I have a feeling the first one might be uh Happy Gilmore so I'm going to go with number three yeah I have to go with three as well

well I can tell you that you're both correct hey it's PA for the corpse is the tagline for the greens keeper uh assistant greens keeper invites friends for a country club birthday party a killer dressed as a greens keeper crashes the party and kills people with golf tools MH sounds like a fair movie he does he doesn't play golf he destroys it is Happy Gilmore well done you don't get a bonus point and Heads Will Roll is the tagline from Sleepy Hollow by ah yes of course the all right that I quite like but always forget exists yeah I I actually went and saw it a bunch of times when it came out the C because I was in high school and didn't yeah didn't want to go to school so I went and saw that instead MH the

next film is called the day of the dolphin is the tag jingle for that don't you I didn't even think of that even think of that play the jingle I'll cut it out from earlier and then leave it in here right in the blow hole no one you see [ __ ] more Dolphins than [Applause] he you can't cut it out from earlier because we went we had a big thing about it afterwards that's true I know I'll cut this out then I won't people love seeing how sausages made if you know what I mean speaking of which go on no I I I have to tell you guys this to my absolute

Delight in Denmark right they call a hot dog a sausage wagon what yeah the sausage wagon I mean they say it in Danish but that's what the translation is of course they say in Danish yeah they say in a Danish accent s wagon yeah yeah that's great did you have a sausage wagon when you were there yeah you bet I did they're actually incredibly popular over there I'm sausage wagon carts on every corner I'm G to go to like only Ville hot winers here and ask for a sausage wagon and see what they say I would just go and ask for a hot wiener every time but just with the wrong sense grouping so it sounds like I was being dirty I that's I want a hot Wier

yeah all right day of the dolphin is a tagline unwittingly he trained a dolphin to kill the president of the United States okay if it's not that I don't know what that is for is it it's finally safe to go back in the water oh or is it the Dolphin Hotel invites you to stay in any of its stunning rooms except one oh man I'm going to say it's the second one I'm gonna go with know wrong I'm going to go with the first and I think it's probably too obvious but I'm going with it anyway because I like it all right Dan is correct hey yeah it was the first one mine was draws two wasn't it no no no no Jaws 2 is uh just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water it's finally safe to go back in the water is the tagline from

Flipper we got a jingle for that we met I'm not playing it again but yeah we did uh unwittingly he trained a dolphin to kill the president of the United States is and that's the as well I assume from D dolphin yeah right uh Dr Jake Terrell who has been training a pair of dolphins for many years has had a breakthrough he's taught his Dolphins to speak and understand English although they do have a limited vocabulary when the Dolphins are stolen he discovers they've been used in an assassination attempt now he's in a race to discover who is the target where the Dolphins are before the attempt is carried out so I don't know about you but I actually kind of want to watch this movie yeah I will watch the [ __ ] out of that movie yeah yeah I sort of want to

go Italy now and see it and the final one the Dolphin Hotel invites you to stay in any of it stunning rooms except one is the tagline for 1408 the adaptation of a Stephen King short story yeah okay nice one final film I sell the Dead it is called I failed to put a description of it in there look that up uh is the tagline for i s the dead their first mistake was stealing a corpse their second was waking it up oo is it never trust a corpse or is it there's been a grave misunderstanding well well I like a good pun so I'm going to go with grave misunderstanding mhm I'm just going to

stick with the second one the second one yep Luke is correct it was the second one it was simply never trust a corpse no and it's good advice too it's it's a good advice the iell the dead is a period comedy uh about grave robbing starring Dominic Monahan from uh from Lord of the Rings Ron pman uh and some other people uh a grave robber reflects on his on his life of crime uh the first mistake was stealing a corpse the second was waking it up is the tagline for chud to Bud the chud uh which is a film that I also would like to watch look I'll be honest Mt that sounds like the kind of film you would have watched and enjoyed as a teenager yeah well chud yes uh I haven't seen the sequel chud to Bud the chud so are are you being serious have you seen

chud yeah you don't know chud's the film it's got the little hand coming out of the um SE not sewer great like what do they call him in Manhattan you know the sewer [ __ ] covers what are they called manholes manover yeah manhole cover he got hand coming anyway cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers yeah that's him CH chud too bud the chud so good uh there been a grave misunderstanding as a tagline for the Corpse Bride also a Tim Burton film now this presents a problem because you've both got two points so let's just say that you both won the Winfield Cup this this episode okay so I still have your love though right now if I recall I mean you both do you both have my love if I

recall what the Windfield cup looks like yes that is what I thought it looked like that's a man hugging a little boy isn't it so expect to see your faces photoshopped on the coming which am I be which do you think you're gonna be Dan which do you think I know exactly which one I never can somebody explain to me Luke you're you're more into rugby league than than any of either of us surely y um can you explain to me why the Windfield cup was a trophy of a man hugging a boy that's still the trophy yeah but why why that's not a man hugging a boy it's actually two footballers playing and just after they finished the Grand Final they were actually on different teams but they're so covered in mug they just hugged each other was like it's over oh

when I get all slippery I just hug I just want to hug um but it's a tiny man and a large man that's not a child it's a tiny man maybe tiny man no no it's actually just a really big man if you Google it you can see a photo of them with it there a they've reenacted it years later as old man if you look it up have they yeah there's a photo of them standing there with it oh I can see that yep and that is a big man that's a really big man mhm so is this based on a real a real moment yes okay I'm trying to find a photograph of it man it's so homoerotic though you know it's so cuz he's got his shirt off right yep

and he's just got his shoulder pads on yeah and the the young man is literally hugging him around the waist like tenderly and affectionately and and then he's cradling him in with his with his other hand what do they call it now Luke they still got this trophy they just aren't sponsored by Winfield is that is that what it is yeah that's whoever is sponsoring there which I don't actually know um huh let me let me let me look oh you know what it is the it but there is a um but it's a modern version of it it's like a really future version of it let me see what is the Winfield cup called now H it doesn't immediately show up so I'm going to move on probably enough time to it already yeah podcast at multipl nerdgasm tocom

what is the Windfield cup called now uh I I would say um Facebook multiple nerdgasm and we'll probably see that even quicker and one of you go one of you'll know yeah I should know this though yeah you should Luke you're token you will you will want one of our educated listeners advisers as of it um before we go because this is actually quite a long episode so you're welcome listeners um before we go uh we've been putting out requests for questions and and and stuff for the uh for the show hold hold on hold on hold on before you read the question I'm sure we have a jingle for this I don't know if we have an Ask gasm jingle do we yeah well we at least have a name for it and you need to say the name the name is ask gasm that's ask gasm yeah what I said

ask listen listening with headphones yeah askm yeah I don't understand why it's so confusing no no it was named nicely and clearly yeah we got a um we got a request from another podcast to stop using their name and I'd sure them was different uh the the well basically people want to know yeah what's your Gamertag Dan oh right well I mean there's already been somebody who uh who won the competition hasn't there so yeah the cat's out of the bag now yeah y um well uh you can find me uh on Xbox live as dwarf Watcher all caps and with fours instead of A's and you should please come and friend me yeah and what was the prize accepted your friend request what was the prize for that I've forgotten I i' forgotten

as well I think actually they just got to be friends with you on Xbox yeah I think it was yeah well you can it's a wonderful prize it's as good as any of the other prizes we give away and yeah Nate is the winner of the Windfield cup and Nate if you want to come and give me a hug in the tradition of the wi Winfield cup statue then on I would love to see the two of you reenact the Winfield cup but I'm afraid that it's I think they could though it's not quite feasible yeah that's true actually I think we should make it happen I mean we live in different countries Nate and I but I I think the next time that we're on same soil we should uh we should go for it I'm gonna see if I can Photoshop that too man I'm just going to be on a bunch of Winfield Cup trophies that's all for

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