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surprise mother Cluckers I'm still here woo yeah yeah so I said I wasn't going to be here probably but I am I did go to hospital a few hours though so I was going to ask you're in hospital for 7 Days right yes does that mean the procedure itself takes s days to do is it several small procedures over the course of several days or does it all happen on the first day but they have to watch you for six more days in case something went horribly horribly wrong welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy I think it's an infusion of drugs over 7 Days ah oh is that so Luke's

going on a bender yes essentially so I've got my I've got my laptop so I over prepared I think I'm going to do stuff right I've got my laptop I've downloaded stuff I've got games ready to go I've got my handheld ready to go play games got my e-reader I'm going to read I'm not going to do any of this I'm going to get high on the drugs and just lay there going to be unpleasant like sounding like when Matt was calling his paternity leave his vacation and I was like I really don't think you're going to be doing all that stuff you planned no I was not it's just say I think I'm going to do all this but no I think I'm just going to lay there out of my mind you won't even know that you won't even know that you're laying there the time will just KCK by and then suddenly they'll

say it's been seven days you can go home cuz usually when someone says they're receiving an infusion of drugs that's not fun so but the drugs they giv me this time are a bit different no no no I know that I know that that's that's why I'm asking yeah this is new I don't know that what what what's what's the difference what's what drugs are they infusing on this time assuming I'm assuming it's not the same ones well the ones I'm giving a all just painkillers right right so it's it's like a lane and ketamine and just going to keep blasting you with painkillers and hopefully you'll stay painless literally killed the pain yeah this reminds me when asteris no Obelix fell into the V of magic potion and so he never needed to drink it again I think they're going to

put Luke into the vat of painkillers so he never I don't know how works if we get a headache we just lick Luke yeah they've said that after I my painkillers may start working better oh M okay cuz the pains don't do anything at the moment m that's unfortunate when you're in severe pain isn't it that doesn't sound ideal and it's not ideal when the painkillers you're on are already very very high there's sort of nowhere to go yeah I mean this guy the person doing this is a real doctor right it wasn't just some guy who was like Professor we've tried the most pangular we're supposed to give you but what we could try is all of them all at once a zookeeper and he's decided to buy what they would usually give to an elephant just I'm trusting him have a trunk [ __ ] I don't know what to do

now oh I do have a [Laughter] trunk well we wish obviously we wish you the best of luck and we hope for updates from the hospital so next week I should next week I probably will be late unless we move it a day yeah but we can discuss that later yeah we'll figure that out for sure you'll be late it won't be late to you listeners this is our problem no okay you won't actually even notice and then you won't be able to get up as early is that all you mean I'm going to be in hospital next Saturday oh yeah okay right right okay got you gotcha so today's a little bit different because I can film this and then I basically get in the car drive and go to hospital yep but next Saturday I'm actually in hospital all right which makes life

difficult well who knows I can maybe record from hospital that could be fun we've got some other Professor news Professor this week mhm professor that would be Professor Indiana Henry Jones J there you go we do I'm excited and not all at the same time so there's a trailer everybody if you haven't seen it there's a trailer for Indiana Jones and the dial of Destiny is the name of this movie I'm trying to remember how I felt when the other titles came out and whether I was as disappointed with temple of Doom as I was with dial of Destiny but I this just sounds no no I think back then when stuff was coming out we didn't really care it was just an Indiana Jones movie

we would have bothered about how called I think the Last Crusade that's a great title it is yeah I would have thought ah it's his last movie but that's not obviously not what it referred to the crystal scull is not a bad title sure just a terrible movie but then we have yeah so the trailer Dro for five and I don't know it's sort of my some bit drew me in yeah but then there are other bits like magical water oh yeah that's just reminding me of of magnetic ants isn't it I mean there's magically typed stuff in the others sort of which is a religious based around a religious thing so hopefully that is the case in this one the thing that the most is there was a lot of talk about how this was going to be a return to practical visual effects to kind of try

and capture the how do you practically deage someone no I know but not even that just the action scenes were very CGI feeling to me and I and I it just turns me off mhm also not just the fact that they're CGI the fact that they seem to think they being the makers of these movies that we love that made excellent movies seem to think that the reason we like Indiana Jones is cuz of the wacky stunts the wackier the better but that is not the case and in fact the stunts in the first movie in Raiders like were very achievable by someone who didn't mind their body going through a world of pain you know what I mean like he wasn't like he was dragged behind a truck yes like that was a great stunt but it wasn't magical it was just a man had to be dragged behind a truck to get that

footage that's right that's right exactly and and the only difference between the what you see in the film and what they captured on set was it wasn't Harrison Ford because he was not insured to be driven behind a truck and the guy who was was allowed to have a little bit of cardboard under his chest so that his chest wasn't scraped off onto the pavement so but this seems to be Indie as an old elderly gentleman making Fantastical leaps from one vehicle to another and I don't know yeah yeah cuz even yeah Kingdom of the crystal SK had a little bit too much of that for me he was he's older now he's like was it 10 years or so so it's like I don't know but is he playing that much older cuz I'm be cuz it's the other ones would be

this is only meant to be 20 years after Last Crusade I think okay okay like it's not that long cuz we're gone from Nazis to the 60s looks like there's a Nazi in this yeah I feel their flashbacks though got some more Nazi news is coming up too oh yeah we do with the Nazis and stuff it all seems from what I gathered from the trailer they all seem to be flashbacks it looks like him going back and sort of this is other Adventures I had with the Nazis at the time completely fine with I'm happy with the film book ended with old Indie now yeah telling his niece or whoever she is I used to actually fight the nzis and she's like did your granddad and he's like seriously I had some [ __ ] great adventures here they are yeah like actually ended off like The

Chronicles of Indiana just Tipp a hat to that and that's what it is that's the end but you're right look this trailer started out very intriguing it was very lowkey you saw India's an old man he's not adventuring anymore back to Professor that got me back in there yeah in fact it looks like salah's trying to drag Indie on another adventure and's like those days I mean certainly reminded me a lot of old Harrison Ford in uh old hand Solo in Force awakens but that's fine correct yeah yeah yeah um look the Disney is like we'd like you to come back in for one more Adventure no I don't know yeah here's another zero on your check those days are long but I I'm just feeling I've I have a feeling there's a lot of water

and I just feel something do with Atlantis that's just myut F that because Atlantis was one of the best Indiana Jones stories and if they could just make that which you know but that's just that's just a feeling I use the game as the story board print out every frame give it to Ron Howard and say go out and make exactly this Howard here's your here's you go to just do what we say good point yeah yeah fair enough he doesn't bring his own he's the movie film that make this movie yeah exactly he's been doing that for decades now but we'll wait and see there was another trailer that came out as well yeah this one I think we're all excited for though yeah and this is Guardians 3 yeah now and this one I think is the first Marvel movie I'm actually excited

for since game well you've actually been the only one who's been consistently going to the cinema to see Marvel movies since since we've dropped off around the time of endgame um but I hope to see this as soon as it comes out probably in my own home but we'll see how that plays out and this one again it looks like they're going to be trying to to me this one looks like it's going to be sort of more about like Star-Lord and Gamora sort of relationship rekindling because you can't just bring someone out of the past and go oh by the way in the future you love this guy and then bang you together so I think there's going to be that's going to be sort of the Crux of the story like their whole building of their relationship won't happen the way exactly just gone MH and then also

you've got this horrible thing where you've got one person who remembers all this and has this intimate relationship with you and then you've got who now ESS a complete stranger and so having that interaction I don't think it's something it's easy to come back but I do love rocket gets his girlfriend back so you can listen episode this was in you can go back and listen to this but when I saw James gun at hascon years ago he talked about the plot of this film oh and I told you guys what he had said I I said on the podcast and I I'm almost like reluctant to say now because based on the trailer I think part at least some of what he said back then is is what this movie is never talk about it anywhere else interesting as far as

I'm aware so I don't well it might have been something could it been around the time he was sort of fired and something and yeah maybe thought it was oh you're right it was before you're right it was it he got I've written this and this is what this is story had planned out and then when they weren't going to use his stuff anymore yeah well anyway I I I can tell you I just I'm wary of it just because I don't want to ruin anything if if it's supposed to be happy for it Luke are you happy I mean if if this is this is not a spoiler from the horse's mouth James G wants to tell us what the movie is about I'll listen but also there's no spoilers don't ruin anything for you if if you're worried about spoilers you wouldn't watch a trailer because essentially that's what

a trailer is a bunch of spoilers if you don't want to hear what James G had to say years ago skip ahead a little bit right while fired and angry at Disney no no no you haven't been fired yet I don't think this was this was before he got fired about to be fired and scared of Disney he said that this film is going to be based around rocket going back to the planet he came from and you were going to learn more about rocket it was he said it was going to focus on him uh but oh it's going to be heartbreaking isn't it we're going to find out we're going to find out it's going to be flashback probably yeah well actually if you've if you play The Telltale Games you go play The Telltale Games that has a whole episode devoted to sort of how

he got together and how he escaped and it's heartbreaking there and this going to be a dumb question but are the cannon to the MCU no I don't know they're no no not at all are they into the comic books they they come from comic books right okay so and that's why like the the that's why I know it's going to be heartbreaking now from the one scene I saw if they're going back to the planet where he was then that scene I saw of him hugging the other that's going to be a flashback be old yeah he's not getting her back yeah could be or him or him cuz the other thing I said Jen remember what he said back at the con cuz she was with me and she said didn't he say something like Guardians one was about his mom Guardians 2 was about his dad yeah and

Guardians 3 she was like did he say it was about like him or like like the kids about being about children wow or something like about in theme and I was like [ __ ] he did say something like that so anyway listeners I don't know what episode this was if it's still up or whatever years ago one of ours know for sure I don't remember exactly what he said but I would have remembered better then cuz IID just been come from it so yeah the mom stuff the mom stuff in the first movie Cuts me like [ __ ] knife it's so on point the dad stuff in the second one does for me for you know same same reason presumably but yeah it's just so yeah but he's good at that he's really good at that finding but that's that's what he has that Zack Snider doesn't have and don't get me wrong I

love Zack Snider I'm not ragging on Zack Snider but he doesn't know how to tap into real human emotion he is an elitist that thinks we should worship gods and he makes movies about Gods where whereas James gun humanizes Gods even with all the goofy jokes and the and the the the the zany action and stuff there's an emotional call yeah man I had tears running down my cheek in the second one where he's yelling on Merry [ __ ] Poppins man yeah yeah it's good [ __ ] yeah well I'm going to say prepare for Tears in this one then always that's why these are so good mhm I'll be disappointed if it's not not emotional to be honest because it's the last one yeah his last Marvel movie yeah did you guys watch Toy Story 3 I know it didn't

end up being the last one but that that one that one was pretty hard hitting at the end oh you you didn't no I never saw it no that's the one where he sort of that's where he grows up and gets two old toys and he gave the toys and I was like that's perfect ending and then they made another one I was like it was a perfect you ruined it I didn't see the the fourth one no me either it's it's so weird that they went through and made a fourth one after like they the third one took many years to come out and that would have just been a nice tip of the Hat done but then they made too much Mone movies they made too Mone James Cameron now they don't look at it like this they don't go oh that was a lovely story told well they're like we need more money yeah do you think people will

pay to see another one of these things yeah do you remember the mid90s death of Superman because no one was buying Superman comics so they wrote The Death of Superman it was the greatest thing ever and so they were like well I guess we need to make more Superman the death and Return of Superman it's like well James K now cuz he's now talking about Avatar 6 and seven I an interview James news yeah and it's s of like the second one hasn't come out yet I've seen trailers for the second one I am not excited I don't I think people are going to be panicking that you've already made the one after this this movie has to make so much money the first weekend is going to be in saying that will but the drop off for this is going to be huge because not going to have that cuz if

someone tells me and by someone I mean either of you two tells me n dude you have to see this I'll see it if that does not happen I will not see this cuz even the first one I remember telling people to go see it not because it was a good movie but just cuz the 3D was you have to go and see movie like you have to see it not you're right except it's James Cameron right and he literally has a look at all of his films they all [ __ ] come out and they're the biggest grossy films ever I know like all of them but after a point like yeah the first weekend going to go crazy I mean once he made Titanic he was just the king of Cinema from then on Titanic highest gring film of vol time oh hold my beer his Avatar now that's the highest grossing film of vol time oh

that made a million dollar how about a billion dollars yeah so I don't know I mean that doesn't mean no but also say that AR Scott I Scott makes the best movies but he doesn't anymore yeah true like I know everyone loves Titanic but I'll watch any of James Cameron's movies from the 80s or 90s over that not any maybe not piran 2 but certainly the Terminators certainly True Lies the abyss the abyss is amazing and underrated and I believe that's 30 30 years old this year wow a lot of my film podcasts are doing the abyss at the moment because it's for anniversary yeah that's a [ __ ] great movie I I remember the first time I saw that movie and it blew my mind just because it's got It's like all of his movies they' just got so many good ideas put in and

it's a solid story yeah like even Avatar right Avatar is not you know on its own is not mind-blowing but it's like the story's solid like it's the story is excellent bad movie when um but about 3 or four years before Avatar came out they leaked his treatment online that he pitched to whatever network network whatever Studio ended up producing it um and it was just like a a four-page story outline and I read it and I was like give him as much money as he wants to make this like this sounds amazing you know like a crippled soldier gets to walk again it in the body of an alien like I was like all in I am [ __ ] all in but the fact that he made that story like a lukewarm [ __ ] movie is so disappointing to me and they said they they've HED the guy from Life

in a datson that's right the main guy no the [ __ ] goofy [ __ ] that ruins a shot by walking like a [ __ ] in the background look I'm s of looking like why he does have great movies he doesn't have a lot of movies I'm fine with that like he really doesn't like it's Piranha 2 was his first thing then the Terminator aliens the abyss Terminator 2 True Lies Titan an these movies yeah like they all the movies you're listening right come on man very very good movies but then I think we're going to have the same only aliens he'd still be on the list yeah yeah yeah no I'm not not done that but I think we've got to the point where cuz Avatar like critically a lot of people don't like it like it's they say it's a pretty movie but the movies up there but I think

we've got to the point where no one's going to tell him no well money running out of money will tell him no but what if right he knows that so he said you're fair enough but now I've got the technology nailed down so wasn't the technology that was the problem no that's what I'm saying get the script nailed down and he know that's what I'm saying he he knew that and he's had some time maybe maybe this m is [ __ ] great yeah cuz it's not going to from the sounds but it's not been going to be in 3D this time good I've not heard adver 3D other than those old articles that says 3D with no glasses which we all knew was m mhm so yeah so I don't know we'll see I will go see in a couple of weeks yeah report back but yeah yeah but even with

what him saying talking about like he's got an idea for six and seven he's he is saying he wouldn't be filming them good he's saying like I would be too old for that I've got the stories here but I'd be training someone uping take over yes we'll do one we'll we'll do one we'll make it sure yeah we'll give it again um I was trying to find a really good metaphor to describe how I felt about um the first avatar cuz I was at one point I was watching a guy in a giant mech suit holding a sword fighting a [ __ ] alien riding a dragon and I'm like why isn't this awesome this should be awesome right yeah um and friend of the show Brian Moses came up with a really good metaphor he said watching Avatar felt like you went in for a massage and a like a dude in

tracksuit pants comes out and you're like oh I don't know about this and he starts charging you and he's doing a good job so it does feel good but also you can kind of feel that he's got an erection through the track and so you know that he's enjoying this more than you are and you just you just don't know how you feel about it and you just want to leave it's not that it's not pleasant it's just that you don't want to be there anymore that would also explain why I liked it a bit more than you I think yeah yeah and why look actually quite okay with it yeah how many times you seen it at the cinema Luke I saw it three times I did two [ __ ] you but it

was just because it was IM twice oh okay IMX which I don't regret that was great you go see one and then you go and take someone else because you say you have to come and see this I think I went with work the first time uh it was like a work thing and then time ax and then I I was telling every body like you got to come see this [ __ ] thing it's like it just it looks incredible and on IMX in particular is like yeah it's ridiculous yeah yeah and then I started getting into a normal theater and then it came out on home video or whatever they call it these days and I put it on and I was like oh yeah it's fine mhm yeah I saw it uh I saw it at the Cinema 3D all of that great great experience but hated the

movie and then years later it was on streaming and I thought you know what I'm just going to pop this on because now that all the hype's gone and the 3D is gone can I just enjoy this as a movie the answer is no no I can't it's not a very good movie no I just it was a great movie to go watch especially at the movies when they're sort of walking around the forest and you see stuff like floating through the air and just very Merc that was great and that's why people went to see it yeah and do you remember at that time 3D was a huge craze you couldn't go to the movies without Avatar was the thing that started that off well I think was also the thing that finished it you know like no movies like after stereoscopic conversion where they would literally take movies that would been

shot in 2D and just crop them out into 3D re-release it was awful and I went I saw a German movie I saw a Vim vendor movie Matt uh it was in 3D and the subtitles were sticking out from the screen I was like not the subtitles you know make the subtitles 3D that's weird so I'm glad that craze is over yeah it was it was movie that started also movie finished CU yeah it was the only one that did it well and had a reason for it everything else was just it was actually 3D so we need to be 3D they're um they're doing good marketing for it I'll give them that and I'm sure the marketing budget is equal to the filming budget because that's what they do these days at least that's what they usually do because Matt

you've put a story in here into the spreadsheet about a movie I've literally never heard of that Disney are wondering why isn't doing very well I had never heard of this until I started hearing people seeing articles posted about Disney you know this movie's bombing no one's going to see first time I heard of this one as well no going to see the new animated Disney movie and then people also saying well they did this on purpose because it's got queer themes in it and I was like oh God like what but but but why else would they so there's there's a Disney movie out called strange world it's a new animated Disney movie right never heard of it until I I saw a poster for it like a billboard sorry like a couple of days ago and the only reason I noticed is because I was

like oh that's that [ __ ] movie already this Artic yeah yeah that that everyone's saying no one's going to see so I don't know what they they just I don't know what's going on here like what's the plot is it is it super gay are we being I don't know are we being sensed is what's happening I think it's just the the the lead character right that's it the lead character happens to be gay yeah that's it it's not like [Applause] it's for Disney I think it's just poor marketing it's just it's some screw I don't think it' have done it on purpose cuz given that they had you know they had the the gay character in The Beauty and the Beast thing everyone knew about that and they didn't try to hide this is just the first this is just their first

one that is uh their main character but I don't think they're bombing it they're bombing it on purpose cuz why would you even make it exactly just don't put it out you don't want they're not I think but they marketing isn't leading With It Go hey we got a gay character that's CU that's well marke is anything the mar marketing is just not there uh guys this movie sounds [ __ ] excellent the clayes are a legendary family of explorers whose differences threaten to tople their latest and most crucial mission to Uncharted and treacherous territory Strange World takes inspiration from Pulp magazines Journey to the Center of the Earth and King Kong it's given an orange and white color scheme to contrast with the titular strange world as the filmmakers chose

red this is this sounds excellent I would watch this it's got good reviews too I'm looking at it I mean some some have got it's been review bombed on Google looks like but everyone's just like Queen Hall yeah look yeah the first time I heard of this one reason people are raing this movie five stars and that's because they love the pro LGBT social conditioning [ __ ] off M mhm and I I'm going to put that you're putting one star because does have Pro and you haven't seen it exactly Disney Disney who literally funneled money to the Nazis want you to be real woke that's not the Nazi news I was talking about coming up that's just the Nazi news that always bubbles in the background um yeah so I don't know I just I thought it was so weird that like

I I said just never heard this movie but I'm going to be like I've been to the movies like just recently I don't remember seeing a poster for this in there or I've got Disney plus I've been on Disney plus watching Andor right they've got my eyeballs on their stuff normally there's ads for stuff in there too yeah I've just never heard of this and and you two are put more of an audience for this now because this is a kids movie so you're probably more exposed to I'm the same like a Disney plus all the time and kid stuff yeah in fact we put something on the other day we put on Aladdin I told you guys we were watching this and before Aladdin the warning came up and it's a really powerful warning the themes explored in

this movie are wrong they were wrong then and they're wrong now I was like [ __ ] hell I don't remember this and then the first scene is [ __ ] Robin Williams like pretending he's an Arab making fun of Arab stuff and it's like huh yeah come to think of it this movie is incredibly racist good M good point say a good movie that is a good movie no it's a great movie but it does contain very troubling themes once the racist stuff that's not what makes it good clear about that yeah exactly I watched um a great movie this week it's not a new movie it's not a movie I've never spoken about before it's a movie that I've had some trouble with over the years deciding whether I really liked it or really didn't and I've decided I love it and it might

be one of my favorite movies and that's 1981's Excalibur ah I'm on a bit of a med Ki and I put this on and the last time I watched it the campiness of it just got to me a bit too much I would call this a flawed Masterpiece and it is a masterpiece but it's three different movies all stitched into one it's way too long and the tone shifts so dramatically and they've cast the same actor to play King Arthur as a little boy middle-aged dude and elderly man and that's just a [ __ ] mistake because he he is very very good at normal aged Arthur decent at elderly Arthur and [ __ ] atrocious at kid Arthur um but if you started this movie from halfway just and played it to the end this would be one of the greatest movies ever made I got to rewatch this I I used to

love it when I was a kid which seems you know and cuz it's got in it which I remember it does yeah yeah the yeah you could make a family orientated movie that's also incredibly dark very violent and exactly it was yeah perfect I don't think I've ever seen it really it's one of the few maybe the only Arthur aruan Legend movie that doesn't try to Anchor it in any truth whatsoever it doesn't try to be historical doesn't mention the Anglo Saxons or anything like that it just is a fantasy movie right okay I might give it a try it's good it's very long it's two and a half hours though so it's it's

it's very watch I don't know if I have it on I'll see if I can watch it while I'm in hospital it is on no never mind watch okay if you're like if you're like out of your mind on whatever they give you watch Excalibur and then watch 2001 of Space Odyssey oh [ __ ] yeah no I'm not watching 20 God that movie is so boring look there are bits I love about that movie that's when stuff's happening yeah Y and then there's a lot of nothing yeah if it wasn't kubri or if kubri was early in his career and wasn't as famous and there was a producer who could say Stanley if there's nothing happening in this scene could we just cut this scene and go to the next scene what a why is this yeah and actually this would make it if we cut out all

those scenes where nothing happens it would be the length of a normal movie and people might watch it and enjoy it well I don't want people enjoying it no clearly not there's a lot to enjoy but [ __ ] me it's hard to watch this for people I made this for sentient futuristic robots a monolith appeared in my yard had told me to make it yeah yeah and I made it exactly the way he said by Ron Howard at this movie yeah no I like I still like the fact that they they they making they writing the book and making that movie at the same time but when it got closer to the end that cuck just stopped talking to Arthur C Clark so the movie came out first but Arthur C Clark going like how are we finishing this off MH like well I

realized that happened with the SC pgri yeah which was bizarre because I'd read all the Scott Pilgrim books before I'd seen the film because the film didn't exist and then I found out they were making the film in the background but they'd only gone halfway through the books when they finished the film script so halfway through the movie it just completely deviates from the books yeah yeah interesting F love I love the film there's a period in the middle Brian yeah Brian M and uh Edgar Wright were communicating and then they were like all right well off we go yeah good luck to you sir yeah uh I finished Andor I'm halfway oh how was it I'm going to finish it this week how was it it's [ __ ] excellent yeah great I'll leave it at that I don't

want to spoil anything [ __ ] excellent like excellent loved it um it's been renewed for season two mhm mhm and season 2 will lead directly into Rogue one apparently oh okay which I was like At first I was like oh that means no more and then I was like actually that's probably for the best yeah yeah yeah you don't want to drag it out and they are doing time jumps in this as well every show we start please yeah and then so the other thing that they said this in this article about the renewal was that um the showrunner Tony Gilroy uh maybe it sounds like a name it does sound like a name t Tony Gilroy yes sorry Tony Gilroy was saying that they had trouble finding people to direct for season don't listen to this podcast yeah because yeah well he said

that so there are so few good TV directors and particular like Andor the way that they did it was they weren't mostly practical you got to be on set you got to be there dealing with all this practical [ __ ] right none of this sitting in a green room or any of that kind of stuff like well not none of it they were doing some of the apparently some of that whatever what's that called the the new thing that they do for Mando and whatnot I forget what it's called but oh they've actually they've actually just got a screen yeah I forget what it's called though yeah there's a set but they the screen is around the set yeah I forget what it's called but there was some of that but less of it but

anyway and then and then on top of that um he said apparently a lot a lot of directors were like no I don't want to do season two of something like because you know just because season one was good season 2 is traditionally where it can all go off the rails and so he was trying to explain to them that well actually it's not season 2 as such it's like a a new thing in a new Star Wars Adventure look at it look at it that way if that helps so so they've got three directors lined up oh do we know who they are yeah uh nobody that super that's fine because I know I have no [ __ ] idea who Tony Gilroy is but he's [ __ ] excellent right well I've learned that he like I say he did some black mirror and some other stuff which explains why this is good y right so they've

got Ariel kilman that's a great name they get two blocks oh yeah yeah Ariel yeah Ariel kimman I think the name is CL no was better I'm sorry and Alonso Rus pal Rus palasio don't sound like Americo rupalo I don't know but yeah so they get three episodes each except Ariel gets two blocks of three two blocks of three oh that's quite a long season how many episodes are in season one 12 12 oh yeah there's 12 and 12 12 and 12 Oh I thought it was shorter than that I thought it was eight for some reason oh great I've got heaps to go exciting actually I thought I was only approaching halfway I I think I got up to like eight or s i oh great I've only got one more episode but how we how I only hear then how look no

it's 12 that's that's fantastic but for something like this they may need to get away from using like Seasons cuz it's not really another season it's just we're now filming another 12 episodes It's not really can I ask a question so you've seen it all spoilers if you have to but this may not be relevant anyway so I've only seen three bear that in mind so the the kind of like eager young security guy who's like at this point where I'm up to Leading this kind of attempted arrest on Cassian right yes and he's got his little Squad with him there's like a chubby Lieutenant who keeps egging him Scottish guy right the Scottish guy is he CGI there's something about that actor and I'm trying to think is it a skinny actor in a fat suit is it someone

famous that I can't recognize cuz he's got makeup on he just doesn't quite look real or is that just the way they do makeup in this show I mean if he is CGI I don't know why I wanted to go on I've had some spoilers for oh sure things you know what I'm just going to look yeah I don't I don't think think so I would have thought so either I just for some reason looking at him he he was just a little bit uncanny valley if you've got something against Scottish people is that what it is maybe that's to I just hate the Scots yeah Luke you're not Scottish I think it's this guy oh know that's his friend I see I can't find anyone who looks like him in the cast which leads Credence to my CGI yeah maybe what's his what's his [ __ ] name

maybe maybe his like his muffin muffin muffin chops or maybe he just lost weight now Mt chops oh I [ __ ] I said muffin chops I like muffin chops yeah muffin chops are when you grow sideburns on your little on your belly on your belly yeah I mean you're not super far off from the truth that's called getting old oh and Mando season 3 March 1st I'm not I'm less excited about it after season I'm less excited I'm I'm more excited about and all season 2 100% all right I found him he is just a chubby actor he's not he's not a CGI human he's not a CGI human show me another he usually has a beard but I don't think they've CGI out the oh you know who he is Matt you watched chobble yeah all right remember that scene where the miners refus to

wear clothes in the mine and one of like a chubby Miner out the front with his dick Kimbo going oh [ __ ] we're doing it like a [ __ ] yeah it's him the guy who negotiates with him he walk the office and it acts like he owns the place yeah correct yeah that's him that's him he was [ __ ] great in that too God that's a great show don't watch that Luke it's [ __ ] depressing oh man man I'll pass on that at least if you're going to watch it watch it except for the last episode and then just assume it all went fine and everyone got it all worked out in the end yeah oh Stell and skarsgard's [ __ ] amazing in that too yeah he's always good he's good in this too yeah he is yeah that's got some great actors cuz that's got uh Jared Harris Jared Harris who's such an under

character actor he's great he's well and he's in uh I got to watch the rest of foundation you just reminded me oh found watch that cuz he's in that too yeah I love Jared Harris ter teror oh and the terror right the other Captain not him the Irish guy who's also Caesar in Rome yes yeah yeah is one of the knights Excalibur is he yes there you go but super young barely recognizable there you go just bring it around also that screen that they use in Mandalorian I cannot find a name for it led there is one what do they say a huge W around screen I can't find anyone who actually uses a term this just says virtual production Starcraft is the name of the company that built it okay yeah I thought it had a name but no I thought

so too just virtual set kind of thing yeah all right um just quickly I've also been watching watching a couple episodes so far of deadwind season 3 um deadwind is a finish crime show that I enjoy uh Jenner and I watched season one and two was very good I was excited to see there was a season 3 mhm uh it's still good but I was not like I'm three episodes in and a lot of very extreme and seemingly unconnected things have happened to the main characters to the point where I'm like come on you've gone too far now this looks good this looks like the kind of scandy Noir that I enjoy it also looks Vaguely Familiar which either means I started watching this or it just looks like some of the other ones that I also watched no

it's very good what's the premise of the first season the pr someone finds a body in a small town a cop with a secret has to uh oh here you go this is the I'm trying to remember the first season came out in 2018 um months after a tragic loss detective Sophia kpy investigates the murder of a woman with ties to a Helsinki Construction Company okay is there a like a a politician or something who's like burned to death in this or am I thinking of another one no I'm thinking of another one where there's a construction company but it's a small town and there's a body yes guy with a beard and there's a body on a boat yeah was quite good too I forget what that was I know the one you mean but I don't know what it was called they all star people that you're like

really you let people look like that be cops like in Australia cops all look like cops America I think they do too like you can tell a cop just by looking at it this is like in Finland it's just like big fat guy with a beard cop yeah yeah and then the guy who plays NY just looks like a drug addict half the time then again then again um what's [ __ ] what's the show The Killing The Killing yeah yeah true what's he what's what uh Joel K he ended up being he looks like a [ __ ] dead [ __ ] in that no but in that he's not [ __ ] junky I know but exactly when I saw that I was like oh finally some non-h handsome guys getting a chance in acting no he is [ __ ] handsome they and they were like he's ried and also look he's got a huge dick all right thanks guys yeah everyone

from Denmark has a dick this big look at the scar cards I know they're Swedish before you ride in thanks ride in anyway scars yeah ride in anyway scars St send me an email oh you don't know any sweds huh then uh good [ __ ] yeah anyway dead Dead's good but like I said it's just so far it's like like yeah there's a lot going on and then all of a sudden what's what's started as like a small little side thing turned into like a very extreme crime like human trafficking that I was like wait a minute what the [ __ ] like M Matt just lie back go with it yeah go with it like I'm I'm supposed to believe that all of these things just happened did you watch the one I think it's called Equinox and I it's a Dan

Danish Danish Noir series um 30 years ago a Bus full of school kids goes missing and then oh like president day one of them comes back like still a kid maybe I did watch that it's very good maybe I did watch that something like that sounds familiar as I'm explaining it it also sounds like two or three other shows but it's not those okay yeah okay maybe I'm oh I'm looking at it now no I haven't seen this it's good it's like folk horror Noir yeah okay cool oh we got some other TV news quickly um Mike Flanigan the the flane news I hate that that's a thing now the flane just sounds silly just I'm trying to think of something that could they could have done better but nothing's coming straight to mind no I mean it's fine it's just makes me think of

Woodsman or like the flane flane yeah Lumberjacks yeah yeah right um he's left Netflix uh he's he's fulfilled his contract with Netflix and now he's going to Amazon so he's going to be doing whatever he does next after uh uh Fall of the House of user will be with he hasn't let me down yet uh I'm very keen to see Fall of the House of user for many reasons did you watch Midnight Club did we talk about midnight club I watched it I don't remember if I talked about it no no I don't think we did okay I myself what that is it's very uh yeah it's very good uh unfortunately it's been cancelled of course it has you can still watch it it's complete it's a complete story all

right is it handson Mike Flanigan or is it like BL Mana which is just taking his ideas and somebody it's more like that he does direct at least two episodes of it maybe more than that and it is very good all right great yeah I really enjoyed it the series is set in the hospice and follow eight termin ill young adults who formed the Midnight Club it's dark as [ __ ] each not to tell a scary tale oh is it like a Omnibus kind of no not as such because it mostly revolves around the the story of the people like the kids but they do have episodes where they each tell a story and then you see the story and all the all the other kids are in the stories as the characters and it's all kind of tied back to their oh it's based on the Christopher Pike novels yes oh [ __ ] okay

I love those very good that's great oh okay I'm all in yeah I'm just reading here Netflix announced it was canceled like 6 hours after the Flanigan deal was announced yeah so that's a shame but you know but you said it's like it's its own thing it's not like it's a left on a cliffhanger or anything watch it's left open so that there could be more stories M yeah m but it's not a but yeah it wraps up apologies if you can hear my dog I can I was going to ask what the [ __ ] going on just Jenna just got home so it's got William B Davis aka the Smoking Man from the xfiles does it he plays mirror man a ghostly figure in elona's Visions oh all right I mean if you were going to get a ghostly mirror man you'd go straight to William B Davis for sure okay

there you go didn't know that was him good [ __ ] no good like good good performances uh good story like I it's very dark because it's about terminally ill kids so it goes goes some pretty rough places but overall really good yeah uh and then the other TV news also rough is that um Val kilma was supposed to be in the willow show which I haven't watched yet uh and he couldn't because I remember when they first announced that he was meant to be coming back yeah he was he was literally on board to do it it was going to it was to be but then Co happened and he just can't he's just too he's too sick have you guys watched the documentary yet you've got to watch it no but I watched Top Gun and there the one one little bit where he just says one line and it's just oh God like okay

so now that you've seen that watch the documentary all right it's very good and they do something that there's a it's just it's just done so well it's done very very well it's it's excellent there's this quote in this article that just hurts man where the uh the should oh the writer says we really wanted Val to come be in the show blah blah blah blah and I said to he's talking to Valk Kilmer he says listen we're doing this and the whole world wants mad marigan back and he was like not as much as I do and he embraced me when I left picked me up and he said see I'm still super strong oh and I was like great just like oh man that [ __ ] hurts my go I I had a poster of Willow on my wall when I was a kid um big laminated poster

ex Your Love of dwarves comes from yeah well here's okay so funny thing right it has on the PCT on the poster Willow obviously and then it has um Val Kilmer and Joanne Wy Joan Wy Kilmer eventually right um AKA the hot chick the movie well okay so here's the thing right it's only got two names War Davis Val Kilmer right for some reason Val sounded like a girl's name to me and I thought that was the girl so for years I thought Val Kilmer's name was Warick Davis and you were jering I've oh kill yeah sh but I was actually joking off to war Davis the whole time I wonder if anyone has joked off to war Davis no it' be nice for him to know

wouldn't it I don't know there should be an app for that if You' if you've Jered off to anyone you put it in the app it's Anonymous right but that person gets alerted that someone's jerked off to them right so you just you get a little alert that just says someone jerked off to you and you're oh that's nice this sounds like get creepy it sounds like one of those things that everyone would regret like it's like we've had a data breach and everyone's like [ __ ] no yeah yeah plus plus we're we're thinking of it as like once every 5 years we get a little ping we go oh that's nice but there there like poor poor girls in high school just phones have to change have to burn my phone that's right yeah somehow they've hacked it to find out where I am at all times but I am

going to put in there that I'm going to guess that someone has massed to Bar Davis wink yeah no no even if you just think there there even if you look at maybe they just like him in the Ewok outfit true so maybe no wait hold on hold no no no no no he was a little kid in the Ewok he was 10 years old back it off back it off no no no no no no no no he did go back and repl him when he was older true okay very specific one film got return the Jedi and repeat you're like uh like Jing off to carry Fisher uh yeah yeah yeah I was okay oh slave Wicket slave [Laughter] Wicket I just remember that I was going to show you guys this it's not my dick

hold on a sec okay see always giving out hopes up this arrived oh the Blade Runner role play game that looks nice that's beautifully presented yes I got the version that is nice does it have have to read it does it have dice or pieces or anything or is it just just the guide oh hello yeah now talking I got the DM screen I got the DM screen and I got the starter kit which has like a little start a quest which is probably what we will do def definitely what do you mean if we'll do it we we make we must do it oh speaking speaking of campaigning in roleplay um uh I'm doing some I'm doing extra training with Charlie at the moment and I've gotten some I've got some Devon right and uh I

remembering eating it myself as a child with tomato sauce like on a sandwich y oh yes y sure and it occurred to me I wanted to ask Luke when was the last time you had Devon cuz for me it was somewhere in the mid to late 80s you yeah like it'd be maybe early '90s maybe but that would be I wasn't sure cuz I half expected Luke to go a Deon this morning Dan no I eat chicken loaf still defin I haven't had that for a while too but in my head it's still excellent that was my favorite I I would always go chicken loaf over Devon listen if you don't know what chicken loaf is listen to Listen to which one was that in it was the Star Wars it was in two I think it was in the Star Wars D and D we did and it was also in that Cosmic horror

one we did right that's right yeah did we record both of those yeah I think so I think I think are they on this feed or are they on a separate feed no I think they're on this feed we don't have the specials feed anymore I just kind of merged them I'm going to go I'm going to go see if I can find those I can't whole there's a whole scene about making a sandwich we derail we completely derailed it it seems silly to have people subscribe to a whole podcast that only came out when it was a Paxon or you know if we felt like doing something so I was like I'll just roll them into the normal feed and be fine yeah no that's great people don't have to listen him they want to exactly yeah now Matt we've only got a few minutes left but you have been teasing some Nazi news and and it's also

followup so I think it's apt that we end on this yeah so we just got it's Kanye news isn't it it's Kanye news yeah guys he's too extreme for Alex Jones even yeah yeah now why the [ __ ] is he on Alex Jones in the first place I mean I know the answer but seriously why the [ __ ] so he was on Lex Friedman he was on he stormed out of [ __ ] Tim pool's show the other day apparently cuz Tim pool wasn't anti-semitic enough for him and then now he's gone on on on Infowars I guess with a with a a hood on like a black hood over his head and he's just talking about like Alex Jones start saying oh you know they let me in with these Nazis and whatever and you know we hate them and Kanye's like I don't MH they did some all right

stuff and I used to see Al Alex Jones just like [ __ ] no don't what are you doing yeah mute mute but he he he really leans into it though because he starts going my I may Hitler and then and then Alex Jones is like what you mean in the way that like you know there's some good in everyone he's like well yeah that but like especially hit because I really love what he did yeah [ __ ] hell stop giving this man a platform I agree it's enough is enough now he's literally gone Al Jones can't deal with him like we've got to stop yeah yeah when Alex Jones is like man I think you're a bit crazy maybe you should shut your mouth yeah [ __ ] what makes this the scariest is there are people out there who listen to Kanye and are will agree with him yeah [ __ ]

Manar looks terrifying now apparently Trump is furious now because everyone knows he had dinner with him and [ __ ] Nick FES guy who's also a apparently a a racist and everyone's just talking about that and then Trump was just about to run for [ __ ] president and then and you know I mean I can see why Trump being an overt racist didn't stop him from becoming president first time he literally wanted to build a wall to keep the Mexicans no no no no no he he does it a different way he he doesn't come and vertly say it he plays on people's fears but he doesn't advertently say it and the thing is right I don't know what Trump's opinion on what Kanye is saying is or isn't it doesn't really matter the problem is just that he and Kanye have been friends in the past for whatever

reason not because of this stuff potentially but now he's linked to it whether he likes it or not whether he agrees with him or not so I like what a [ __ ] nightmare I uh I listen to that Tarantino interview where he denies that Kan came up with the idea for yeah Jango one chain which is quite funny because he's like because even though obviously they have been friendly in the past I don't know if they're friends but they're certainly friendly he was saying Kane wanted a music video I used as an ex used to meet up with him he said he wanted to do a slave thing I said oh that's funny I'm also going to do a Slave movie at some point too and they realized it probably wasn't a project they could combine that

was it never mentioned again and now he's like yeah that was my idea yeah see what what I'm interested to see because Kanye is officially running for the 2024 president Kanye I'm interested to see yeah yeah campaign man I think it's something to keep an eye see how many votes he actually does get I think it'll show how scary it actually is like he is going to get votes the thing is if I was if I was a professional campaign manager you know and I fancied myself a bit of a king maker I would for sure pro bono represent him because I would like to see could I get a deranged rapper elected president of the United States yeah oh he's got himself banned from Twitter again today and apparently so what happened is he he tweeted that [ __ ] happened on with with with on infow Wars

or whatever it was mhm and then he tweeted a a a picture that's a star of David with a swas sticker in the middle of it and said love every love for everybody or something and people obviously were like the [ __ ] is wrong with you and um and then he posted apparently I don't I don't know if these are fake these might be fake but but kanyer posted the text he got from Elon Musk got text from email musk saying you've gten too far this this is not love what is this and then he banned him from Twitter oh wow and paa The Social Network Kanye was supposed to be buying to be his his Beacon of free speech we could say whatever want they've pulled out of the deal now he's not he's not buying parlor anymore yeah we we don't want you to tweet on them too or is he banned

from parlor as well yeah I don't know I I I'm too scared to go on the Parlor as it is oh God yeah I don't even go on to Twitter but anyway this is it's just I heard I had a great uh analogist analogist analogy the other day about uh Twitter it says it's like being in a cafeteria but every table is the mean kids well after that after Kane put up those texts from Elon someone tweeted and said I can't believe Elon Grimes Kanye West and I was like what that's what's that about and then someone put uh a screenshot apparently back I guess at some point when they were still dating or whatever Elon tweeted pronouns suck and Grimes tweeted replied to him on Twitter and said please just turn your phone off or call me immediately I can't support you anymore oh and it was

like oh boy wow do you want to talk about fun stuff in the Afterparty today yes so let's end our comedy podcast on that impressing note and if you want to have some fun follow us yeah so um there was a great show that came out this last year and there was a fantastic character that I loved um and it turns out he's a sex pest so let's talk about him in the Afterparty there's a little tease for you $10 a month actually you know what we can end on something really quick it's a quick geek of the week Splash Mountain oh I love Splash Mountain what are they doing Splash Mountain is so weird that I love it too because I don't know anything about Song of the South so when I went to Disney and I went I was like the [ __ ] is this yeah yeah and then suddenly it's a water

ride at the end like like L LC LCD LSD I can't even speak it's like a [ __ ] LSD trip in the middle I like the ride I remember this this this I remember the show I remember seeing when I was growing up but I I like the ride now from what I've read with this yes ited is going away but not really I think the ride itself is going to essentially be the same they're just changing interior really I think it's still going to be yeah okay yeah yeah yeah it'll be called Buckaroo bucks water log ride adventure it's Tiana's Bay Bayou adventure oh sure who's Tiana the frog the frog lady oh from the Frog lady yeah okay frog lady so I think it's still going to be a splash I think it's just going to be his dick when he's saying

that going to be a splash he still going to be splashed will there still be flash.com where the people who work there post the photos where people get out been there stop that good of sight they they lock they shut that down pretty quickly oh it's a shame well anyway on January 23rd 2023 Splash Mountain no more will come to an end I'm going to have to give that geek a [Music] weake okay I guess it's not fair to to give it now maybe someone really important will die that week yeah all right so we we'll hold off but also it's also it is a very racist show well we're not we're not making Song of the South geek of the week yeah we're making this the ride but the ride is the the thing

that confuses me there are still games that come out is it well it's got the song from the show oh sure from the movie it's got the characters from the movie the thing that's confusing is there are still Disney like adventure games coming out that have characters from the song of South in it like the crows and all that not the crows but like oh sure the bear and the fox they've still got those characters in other things which I still think it's a weird thing but I think this might be the end of all of that we'll just completely forget that it's there it never happened it never happened never happened like the first 80 episodes of this podcast why never happened I think the whole premise of the Song of

the South is that the slave era never happened right I don't they just everybody got along yeahi Zipp day the title of this episode might be Zippity doah actually that's probably a very bad idea that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and iTunes to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time