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and here we are on a lovely lovely Saturday how are we this week gentlemen very well it's Friday but very well regardless I I thought we'd be a little bit formal since we're getting our new king good should yeah um okay um greetings gentlemen I don't know what we're meant to do did you say formal and then take a sip out of a bottle of VB you couldn't even pour it into a gr cross welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All

Things nerdy if um if I've learned anything from Hamilton I guess I'm supposed to declare war on yeah you hate the king yeah you hate oh yeah yeah to see that go right now get all the tea in your house dump it in the harbor just [ __ ] dump that stuff can I buy how you no no mate no no no teas off the cards for you now God damn it it's a it's a good thing you held on to that second amendment it's finally going to come in handy which one's the second's got a king that's the gun one the right to bear arms oh okay yeah I've just gotar arms man human arms I don't know what to in a well regul relate regul regulated regulated militia that's us

that's me MH yeah yeah um you can shoot the king whenever you want according to the Second Amendment so is that what it says take a shot I think that's what it implies isn't it okay so next time the gun control issue comes up and someone mentions so I should just say what are you going are you going to shoot the king are you and know what I'm talking about mhm um or anyone British I believe but Matt I'll I'll just remind you uh that you are also technically British right yes yes I know myself you should really watch out know big trouble oh or is this the whole plan all along Matt's the first one to invade oh he's already there oh yeah yeah you think they they uh what do they call it Manchurian Candidate

candidated me when I was a baby yeah you're going to you're going to have a code word whispered to you at some point and you're going to just kick into gear Scotch egg assassination mode yeah you would be better off positioned in England though wouldn't you like unless the K comes to Rhode Island right no but they've sent me here to do something presumably right he's invading for England now oh he's reinvading I see I think that's what getting at yeah yeah I'm here to do something or other I guess we'll find out what that is when they activate will we will what you're activated yep well that took a turn sure did look speaking of uh speaking of the coronation there's an article uh I saw here the Asian coron

Asian uh somebody's mowed a big dick on the lawn uh in bath where the party supposed to be after the coronation I don't know how they managed to do this um this's a lot of dick news this week so that's good is there a picture of this dick yeah if you go to the article scroll down you can see the dick oh there it is oh that's great that's dick and balls yeah dick and balls yeah I it's very neat yes like it's professionally it's like machined isn't it professionally done professional dick drawers well it's so it's just so straight that [ __ ] that scroll down did you see that related image that photo of Charles laughing like come on guys like yeah he's not he's not laughing at the dick no and also he looks like a [ __ ] Maniac like have to

run that photo [ __ ] hell yeah H yeah are you when I when I read the headline I thought some poor bastard had mowed his dick into the like had gotten his dick caught in the lawn he's tripped over while he was streaming I was like [ __ ] me man you know that that's that's a way to go isn't it mowing your own dick into the grass look you don't accidentally all my grass is dead I don't my lawn is G I'm trying to petition the developers what do you push your lawn or speak your lawn mower with Luke with my dick I'll also point out Luke doesn't mow his own lawn nor does he take his own gnomes excuse me I do mow my own lawn again now and I did Pi my own name it's just I'm really bad at it and

someone just decided to do a better job of it have you confronted the person yet we why we know what they look like we don't know who they are that's so [ __ ] weird that's hilarious yeah it's that's hilarious and creepy it's just so presumptuous I can't believe someone is doing anyway just back to this dick if I could just take you fellas back to this penis please M they're going to have to the entire lawn to the shortest bit now of this dick or glue some grass onto the dick yeah this this has pretty much ruined this lawn La the thing that gets me is like wouldn't they like be security a lot like how you got to you got to have some balls on you to do this well he did that are we assuming this was the guy who's meant to do The Lawns or is this some

Rogue mower what well it a be crazy for if it's a person who does the lawn never suspect me the people who Lawns job Thursday to find the impressively symmetric lawn design in front of their Posh homes so impress symmetrical it also implies that somebody mapped it out first this this is not just an ad hop dick is it it does seem like this is it's a little off center that's starting to annoy me a little bit I know what you mean it's probably pointed directly at one particular person's window that's what I cuz it's pointed at the at the palace like [Laughter] the do someone you want to know what day of a month it is look right into me

dick is that how speed down in soulsbury I don't I don't think it is it is now yeah I just manag I don't how you would manage to get in there and do that yeah and and again so precise like yeah and actually you know what that I think I've been to that neighborhood now that I'm looking at those houses I recognize that not recently I think I've been there it's in bath right it says yeah I think I've been there y so oh okay sorry this whole time I've just assumed this was Buckingham Palace it's not Buckingham Palace no no this is a this is out the front of a bunch of Posh houses in bath on a lawn so I think anybody could have gotten there it's just but still like like first of all yeah how' they get it so symmetrical and then second how'd

they do it anyway how they how they draw the dick in the grass like did they mow it or did they like some kind the scale of it isn't it is it Lord it looks like it might be like a I don't no because chemal or something yeah that's what I mean if it was a chemical or something I don't think you'd be able to get it as straight the thing but how would you I suppose if you unless you're actually a lawn guy like how would you do look at the little what would be better is if someone like flicks a cigarette in and the whole thing lights up in the the like the crow but with a dick the

dick they say dick carries The Souls of the Dead onto the next world but sometimes sometimes a dick comes back just the dick do you know that actually wasn't Brandon Lee's dick that was digitally imposed in that movie really yeah this is all feeling very sacrilegious it is I liked Brandon Lee well if we want to move on to something else we can move on to something that I think is a bit sacrilegious new related it's not dick news it's more we're on oh it's sort of from Brand Le and someone getting shot in the thing that Alec Baldwin commissions a documentary on Russ and that just feels wrong to he must just be over the [ __ ] Moon he must just feel so Vindicated now yeah like I [ __ ] told you since day one I was holding a

gun that went off it was not my fault don't get me wrong I think there should be something on this it was such a big thing and everything but I don't think he should be the one behind it that's where it feels a bit wrong to me also it says here he's hired him to film his every move for a documentary it's already happened mate done that's right unless you're going to go accidentally shoot someone else what's he filming well he's got he's going back to film the rest of it right I don't think they finished the movie if but I don't want to see a documentary about what happened now I want to see surely the documentaries spoke theci oh know Matt Matt you're forgetting how this is going to be on

set now someone's going to hand a gun at some point oh okay to Alec Baldwin and everyone's going to be like don't [ __ ] point that at me yeah and he's going to go you film my [ __ ] trigger finger zoom in zoom in do not take the camera off my trigger finger zoom in youngest child of JFK who is the person I've hired to film this documentary yeah see I thought it was going to be a documentary yeah it's a document about them going back to finish the shoot yeah I thought it was going to be a documentary about the shooting no well I'm sure I'm sure it is as well and actually there is an abundance of footage from that day I had no idea and

it took months to come out so it wasn't in the news when we were discussing it but there is footage of him doing the Quick Draw practice there's um body cam footage of the police arriving and watching him come out yelling I didn't mean to do it like there there's footage of them putting that young armor girl into the back of the police car like there's so much footage from that day I think there actual footage of the shooting though as blocking wasn't it not as far as I know not that they've released and when I say blocking it's they were just setting up where people shoot that wasn't yeah I would have blocked it yeah sorry I was that my impression Mary Mark remember the time he said that was on the plane during 911 he would have just punched them all out whatever whatever

he said he said something stupid yeah yeah would have gone down if was on that plane yeah it wouldn't have happened yeah we still have two twin towers and a pentagon all right to it um it says here that they will film the rest of it uh at some ranch uh without any firearms on set so the the rest half the movie just won't have any guns in it anymore yeah it'll be just him doing the with his finger it'll cut from the scene in the church to them being like well we've given up all that that's right you'll see him walk into a church and then there'll be a quick little little side plot where he has a conversation with a priest and he's like oh you probably shouldn't shoot anyone anymore he's like yeah yeah

you're right actually no I I actually I think it's going to be more not that they go down the path they is going to have like mobile phone holders that are shaped like gun handles and holsters your radios you know um Spielberg has come out and said that he regrets doing that yeah yeah yeah CU of course he does cuz that was a silly idea stupid thing to do wasn't that George getting the de a bit oh 100% 100% yeah must have been I want to ask you guys okay so as far as you know right so I'm trying to track down sorry guys this is a bit of Star Wars news it's not news but um I'm trying to track down some VHS copies of the the original Three right the original Star Wars Trilogy yes I've got the first remastered the blue ones the

remaster the okay so not that one cuz I believe that one's special edition right but there was one that was done in like 95 the widescreen version but that's still I have wi special edition right no that's those ones still had Chang I had I had something down something pretty don't know I even brought them to America with me I cannot find like the original puffy 80s cassettes you know like the the video versions I I can only find the earliest I can find is like the first like trilogy pack that you could get in the '90s yeah no you you want to go back to ' 80s to not have

to not have anything things well there is no not have anything as we've discussed before I don't mind them tidying up the the clipping mask around the x-wings but I just don't want I want a heart [ __ ] oh no the musical number that one is in the '90s one that that's not in the '90s one that came later yeah I think yeah yeah yeah I do I don't want any singing in Return of the Jedi except for yab ynb yeah yeah and I want ynb yeah that's right and I want Sebastian Sebastian Shaw Sebastian Shaw Shaw not Sebastian keep going to say Sebastian Stan yeah be very I want him in it too [ __ ] it yeah looks like who the [ __ ] is that Matt did you watch um perifractic this week telling anecdotes about being on

set of Star Wars and he was saying that at one point he said to Hayden Christensen I hear they've replaced like what and then turned Toge Lucas and said is this true and he's like yeah we found some footage of you and whacked it in there yeah it's pretty cool did he then turn around and go where's my check I M I'm sure he was getting checks up the woo say yeah it just so much money coming in you didn't notice what it was for yeah good cuz you will never work again spoilers wellit until they make Obi-Wan yeah oh yeah and then people get upset with you and you'll never work again again again again it wasn't his fault I I don't blame him at all um no sorry I I honestly don't think he's a good actor have you watched Life as a House no that is a magnificent movie it will make you

want it'll want to make you call your dad no no no watch life is a house it stars um Hayden Christensen and Kevin Klein as a oh yeah a strange strange father and son forced to live together and it's just a beautiful mov and the performances are wonderful and it just goes to show that it's not his fault he can he can act when he needs to he just he just didn't it's a good he just didn't we don't talk about that over here that's called [Laughter] sweater I'll show myself out that's a different movie that's a different movie uh I don't think I've likeed sorry I've got some my jokes this week are going to be bad cuz all my writers are

on strike so oh yeah yeah well don't write your own jokes Matt that's that's being a scab that's cross the pickup cross line line the pickup line hey how you guys doing I'm got to go over there and has been a while since we had a writer strike and the last writer strike really led to reality television the main thing I think of when I think of the last rerri yeah that and then also here going down the toilet oh man that's the main thing I remember from the last one so uh yeah so the rers on strike was so good until it wasn't until the strike and then the studio was like oh we just figure it out out yeah needers I think a lot of people don't understand you're not going to experience we won't experience the rider strike now it's not

going to be for the next couple of years that it's actually going to so some shows some shows have been delayed um like hang on I got a list here uh blade got put on hold the movie Blade Marvel's new one cuz they you know what's exciting about that is that the writer that they've hired to do that is Nick pelato who wrote True Detective and uh I'm 100% on board for for him being you know once they've sorted out their Union [ __ ] um he can he can write the blade movie 100% uh so okay so the Daily Show uh the talk which I guess is a some talk show um Real Time with Bill Mah Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Saturday Night Live uh they're all on have roers on that yeah Jimmy Kimmel um The Late Show all the all those shows are on strike on hold too worried about talk

shows no no no so okay so the hosts of those shows don't write any of their dialogue no they just great stuff yeah um Luke you you joked that are there writers on um Saturday live have you seen Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip do you that is so Aaron saen writer of West Wing and uh you know those hard hitting dramas wrote a show about the writers of Saturday Night Live and it's called Studio 60 on Sunset Strip and it's a fake Saturday Night Live called Studio 60 and uh it's pretty good it's like the kind of Snappy dialogue that you'd expect from Soren but uh in in that SNL environment he got uh Matthew Perry in the lead role as the lead writer okay worth watching only one season yeah watching I know that like in

the early times the writers you'd have the writers writing and then they'd make their way to being on screen and stuff and that's where like we had like Dan arroy CH Chase and all that sort of go from back to front and yeah so this is said in the '90s it doesn't kind of go back into that classic era but is it does kind of show that kind of star mentality but also executive producers putting their spin on everything and and yeah it's pretty interesting it's pretty interesting and talking about saen I watched on a whim this week I watched The Social Network which off the top of my head was written by saen right yes directed by Fincher written by Soren that's a [ __ ] great movie yeah I love and um that's the Facebook thing isn't

it yeah but it's it's so good like it's just it's it's [ __ ] tight like Fincher I think because he does popular movies never gets mentioned when people talk about like great directors he is [ __ ] Flawless like he's amazing he he doesn't make bad movies there's no fat you couldn't you couldn't say oh I like the movie but there was a couple of scenes that should be trimmed out no no they're perfect maybe maybe zodiac and maybe Panic Room it's been a while since I've seen that oh God I haven't seen that in ages yeah maybe but yeah zodiac I do think is maybe over long it's very long it's very long true the only thing I remember about the social network movie is they spent tens of thousands of dollars to put a sign CGI sign on a door

instead of just getting a sign to put on the door a lot of CGI in that movie yeah just for the sake of being just for the sake outside yeah yeah when they're talking he he and um Mark Zuckerberg and what's his name Garfield's character go outside to talk yeah and there's they're talking and it's cold cuz they're at Harvard and it's winter and then they realize yeah and so they're like oh there should be breath and so they just CGI in this breath yeah and it's really fullon breath too yeah there was like a whole video on how they did it ago visual effect shots than Jurassic Park yeah so funny that's why there was a talk this week about someone else was laughing about this I think it was on Twitter someone said cuz um what's his name Timothy

shalam said the so spoilers for The Dune part two trailer actually so I guess this is a bit of a segue uh he rides a worm in it which anyone who knows anything about Dune is not going to be surprised by but Timothy Shalom said that the timot shal um said that the worm was 100% practical what and as some VFX people on Twitter would laughing and saying nothing in a film is 100% to anymore it's a silly thing to say and people like people should just stop saying stupid [ __ ] like that I guess what he means is they built a big worm he's not he's not alone on a green screen but this guy was saying that there is 100% no doubt in his mind that in the shots of the of him riding the

worm there are digital elements like sure sure yeah yeah yeah but even if the body of the worm is real the sand around him probably isn't you know that's probably a partic effect they will yeah he said they they will 100% have done something to that shot that is that is digital to char May came out and said there was no visual effects artist working on this movie I think I think he I was riding a big puppet yeah yeah I literally rote a sand worm and I want everybody to know that they shrunk me down and I rode a regular siiz worm and they filmed it up close so when you watch it on the big screen it'll look like giant a normal was much closer to

the it was on the lens and I was standing up on a hill you joke but I think that's how they used to do it in the 50s when they used to have those like attack of the ants and stuff I think uh good [ __ ] I think there was a bit of that going on um that's a great trailer can't wait to see the film that should be coming out sooner should also be coming out soon yeah I've seen a bunch of stuff about the Practical stuff in that too that's the other thing people were poo pooing was Christopher Nolan saying it's all practical it's like I I detonated a real atomic bomb oh yeah no but I saw wink I guess I don't really know what I saw a still that looked like they were filming like almost like an art installation of a like they built all these

physical things that they were filming I don't I don't know if it was real or not maybe someone just had some [ __ ] AI generate generate me a picture of Christoph noan filming a nuclear explosion or something who know I don't know what I was looking know anymore yeah exactly but they they did say that was practical whatever the [ __ ] that means no but a practical effect I mean you they could have done the old ink in a fish tank to to get the sure the plumage of that and then put that on a rear projector in front of or behind San Murphy and then said that's a practical effect okay it is it's but it's not a real explosion yeah right yeah he's still alive they didn't say they really blew something up no no they were very careful not not V effect yeah inally

very vague about it yeah in fact um uh Nolan came out and said my finger was not on the trigger of that nuclear bomb unfortunately we discovered after the fact that that that nuclear weapon had been modified to allow you to [ __ ] the hammer on it yeah yeah it's because the um the crew was setting off nuclear weapons like just out in the field at lunchtime for funsies you can do whatever you want in Mexico yeah um so just before we move off thetis strike some TV shows that are not talk shows or reality shows that are delayed include Abbott Elementary I don't know what that is Netflix animated series big mouth don't know what that is yellow jackets which I've heard of that's actually not bad and Cobra Kai okay not Cobra Kai still going I tuned

out of that season one I felt like all the Nostalgia berries and then it it lost me as it became its own thing I've watched like I've seen bits of it like someone else was watching it characters okay so I should get back in okay like they just keep bringing back all the like even the two characters in that movie um Katey Kid 3 sorry there the ponytail guy yes okay that guy can I just say Karate Kid 3 is one of the worst movies ever made and after Kate Kid 1 and 2 which I still and not just because of nostalgia berries but it's they're still great films especially the first one like they're just classic movies and then that third one it's like that scene where the all the villains are in a spa laughing maniacally at their evil plans

it's like what is this what am I watching the third one where he has to plant the bonsai tree down on the Cliff face and all that [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah sort of the movies it went silly over the top but no I have been enjoying it and it is a shame cuz it's it's that it's being postponed because it's getting to it's I think it's coming up on its last season yeah how many seasons are there now I think there's five okay and yeah I know they're doing one last season and yellow jackets is good and I think yellow jackets with that what is Yellow Jacket I've seen posters It looks interesting but I don't know what it is it's following the story of people who were when they were younger they it was a plane crash and

they were sort of living off the Land There was a group of girls and then it keeps flashing back clothes have rotted off not like that but they a bit sort of like I think a lot of the F like they go bit feral but it's them in present day going through things in flashing back super sexy sounds like a very erotic taale yeah speaking of which this is my favorite headline of the week right Wes Anderson fans celebrate asteroid C let me start again West Anderson fans celebrate asteroid cities quote brief graphic nudity what what so you know West Anderson has made a sci-fi movie now asteroid city right it was rated R it was it's been given an R rating and you know how they give the little explanation for the rating mhm

brief graphic nudity and the picture here is Johansson oh no that's the sad thing Bill Murray's not in this he got Co oh no yeah so Tom Hanks plays The Bill Murray role and I'm really sad about it because it's going to be so obvious that was meant I like Tom Hanks but not when it's meant to be Bill Murray sure those they're not interchangeable correct correct but everyone's just assuming that like you're going to see Scarlet Johansson's bits you know I doubt that I I I I think dick dick how you maybe oh that's the SciFi yeah that's why I'm thinking it's not her cuz for some reason in my head

you're going to see penis that's why maybe yeah I can't think of any nudity in any West Anderson movies so far can you oh no actually there was quite a bit of nudity in uh the most recent one the French dispatch oh I haven't seen that yet oh it's quite good it's also got Tim Char oh does it you think he's got a taste for it now leaning into it yeah naked people at the moment [Music] yeah um look while we're talking about Dick news we we we've got we've got to talk about this um principal in in America who took um all of the kids in her school to a warehouse um and proceeded to show them uh a penis and of course she's been sacked because that's just that's just not on the penis when you say that M mhm was yeah it wasn't we didn't principal didn't take him and

show in their penis it was yeah it was a penis that Michelangelo carved of King David uh carved off King David yeah me off statue yeah talking about the Statue of David um a Priceless piece of classical art um parents were appalled about this yeah and I just seriously I just be hang on so I I am genuinely confused about this so the principals in forced to resign after parents complained about an art lesson showing one of the world's most famous sculptures yeah has visited the Masterpiece yeah they it was an Excursion okay so they're doing a tour of no no

I doing a tour and so like it's if you think about it is sort of a once in a lifetime thing to get to see the statue a lot of people like mhm SE and it's a lot bigger than think the statue the Statue I me not the dick the dick is actually quite modest yes um so I'm so confused by this so the parents complain just because the statue has a dick out correct yes that's so confusing to me they don't know and they didn't know what it is or they know what it is and they don't care and they're just idiots they [ __ ] know what it is it's not like the kids said Mom I saw a dick today and they went don't tell me any more information I'm ringing the [Laughter] school

[Laughter] and the said yeah I've got you I don't want to hear what the context of the dick was David character yeah yeah okay and then they brought the principal in and said we hear you like showing kids dicks and she was like it was the principal wasn't it oh look I don't know I if the principal was even there I think the principal's just oh no sorry a US principal forced no us principal forced to resign yeah the principal had to resign not even the teacher the principal's one who took the fall for it cuz the principal would have been the one took the fall for you had to sign off on the princip was the one who said yeah you can take the kids to see one of

the most red statues in the world sure mhm it's ridiculous weird it is weird isn't it one parent complained the Renaissance ER material was pornographic oh so they were oh they were bothered by other stuff too oh the creation of Adam The Birth of Venus both which contain nity [ __ ] off where where is this school [ __ ] daughter doesn't go there yeah Florida yeah is it [Music] Florida mind you because of the other parents let me let me clarify that no don't tend to the dick school man um I don't know about that makes a bit more sense of being Florida now so I

don't know about Michelangelo's sex life right but I I actually do know quite a bit about Leonardo da Vinci's sex life so Leonardo da Vinci was obsessed with one of his um assistants who was also an artist I forget the name also very famous classical artist um but and that's right a lot of uh a lot of Leonardo's paintings are of him so it's actually not Jesus it's this guy cuz he thought he was super good-looking right but there's also a painting and I'm going to find this uh to show you and we can put this in the notes we're going to get into so much trouble it doesn't just have one dick um he's got two it's a painting that Leonardo did of this guy here it is

uh where where where can I put this I'm going to po pop it down under po or emo which I also want to so just have a look at that um it's the first one there it's a whole lot of dicks with legs walking towards a black hole with a with a with a a little caption at the hall saying this is this guy's ass because Leonardo is essentially saying we've all [ __ ] this dude okay and just to be clear these dicks aren't even as well drawn as uh the Buckingham Palace lawn no no this is him just doodling while he's eating lunch yeah doodling s his name is s so it

says slay [ __ ] uh classical dick news I can't believe this story I so whatever funny right yeah Florida um you've gone insane you've gone completely insane they have anyway it seems like no I I mean generally speaking every weird story is Florida yeah yeah and and Disney's suing the governor now we had this in last week I think we didn't talk about it we don't have to talk about too much but um uh yeah Disney sing the governor of Florida cuz he's um mad at them because he's super an haven't supported his

don't say gay things yeah he's like super anti-lgbt and then they were like well we're having a big Festival like big gay festival and then he was Disney said we're having a big gay Festival yeah because they were like [ __ ] you and then he said he was he's been pressuring them in a way that they said is unfair like they're basically he's punishing them as a business for disagreeing with him which is not legal so now they're trying to remove their um tax status or tax exemptions they they said that him making threats against them like on a business level just for not agreeing with him is not acceptable which I think is true no matter what you think I don't think you should be allowed to do that what does that mean exactly what so

Florida uh Disney I believe get like pretty Lear on tax there because I think all the theme parks do because if you think about a great source of income for the state you have people from all over the world go is the largest employer in Florida right so Florida gives them benefits correct because it's a quid proquo I think so yes and it's been there like since the beginning of them being there essentially it's probably why they chose Florida their lawsuit filed in the US District Court for the North District of Florida claims that DeSantis the governor overs saw a campaign to punish Walt Disney Company over its political views Des STIs allegedly orchestrated at every step to destroy Disney's footing in Florida where it is the state's largest employer

with a staff of over 75,000 but is Disney so woke I would have thought Disney pretty mild I mean what Disney do I I don't know that they're like they're not I I think it would be silly to think they do some of this stuff because they're super work and it's not just because they know it's good business like like some of the I you know things like The Little Mermaid thing like all that attention is obviously good business you know what I mean yeah yeah and like this too this you know like if you know the governor you know says what is it the don't say gay Bill and they were like well obviously we're not going to support that because that would our customers wouldn't like it if we did that so it's I don't know it's hard to say what shows the Disney say gay in to

begin with I would have thought this is kind of this is more you th think theme park more than yeah but I even I've I've been to Disneyland I didn't see like [ __ ] big gay hours big gay boat ride there no no they're not doing anything like that they're just saying we're not supporting this building they're just coming out and saying that we don't support that we stand with our so it's not even that they're doing anything specifically to ad they disagree with him publicly exactly and he's pissed off about it yeah and they did hold a a thing to okay now I don't know much about geography but I don't think it' take many nukes to just break off Florida so it floats into the sea you know and it it just be someone else's problem yeah the dick of America

well we'll get Christopher Nolan on the phone and we'll say yeah can you maybe shoot some more footage down in the south East but can we keep Disneyland cuz I want to go back let's go to Disney World that that is the Disney World they got good point disy World they've got the bigger Castle they've got the great Indiana Jones ride there too right that's in LA right LA s double up on a lot of them LA's got the right I think oh okay well then [ __ ] it [ __ ] Florida anyway speaking of dumb States there's some new here about PornHub and this was quite funny because Utah has passed a law just recently that says that um you will be required to uh verify your age if you're going to go on a porn website literally you'll have ver and

not just uh porn websites will be required to check ID and PornHub said well first of all that's not practical that's [ __ ] stupid and it's actually quite dangerous we're not going to we're not going to ask people to do that so we're not we're not going to ask people to scan in their driver's licenses correct to go to Pornhub yeah so they just block everybody from Utah now and wow and then uh like Utah I bet Express VPN Utah are just [ __ ] laughing yep apparently like y VPN searches uh through the roof in Utah and then the the the government of Utah uh here we go wher who is the state senator Republican state senator who sponsored the law says when I ran the legislation last February I didn't expect adult porn sites to be

blocked in Utah not at all sounds like he's upset yeah not like this not like this the reason yeah there's things behind but also think about it's a lot of money that they would have to invest in just one state it's not worthwhile for them to even consider doing it I mean ex PornHub already had that whole big thing where you have to verify yourself to add content to it now which you never used to do um and that already caused them to lose a ton of money and and you know all their good content's gone now yeah cuz you don't have any of that revenge porn and yeah what they what they've said here this is Pornhub statement while safety and compliance at the Forefront of our mission giving your

ID card every time you want to visit an adult platform is not the most effective solution for protecting our users and in fact will put children in your privacy at risk and they clarified on that by saying um it will drive por Hub uses to other platforms that choose not to comply with the law including pirate sites hosting illegal and abusive content fair enough MH I think it's just cost a lot of money in time yeah yeah that think they care about children no there will be something in years to come where you you have to sort of verify you are to use the internet that is coming somehow someway in years to come no I don't think so that's their slogan you're coming somehow some way

that's the PornHub yeah yeah PornHub slogan yeah not Utah's slogan is stop coming yeah don't yeah nobody comes here yeah unless we know who you are when have as many wives as you want though let us know when you're doing yeah yeah that that yeah that is a thing isn't it they they do like their extra wives but you're not allow to watch porn well you got all these extra wives what do you need porn for well technically not supposed to have extra wives in fact when I went to Utah and to be clear I went there for Sundance like I was no but every person that I met cuz a lot of locals will go and hang out in um Park City while Sundance is on cuz it's like a huge just never ending party for 2 weeks um the first thing they say is

when when you find out that they locals is yes I'm a Mormon no I'm not poly poly manul polygamous yeah do they talk about their special underwear though um I didn't ask them about the special as a rule I don't ask anyone about their underwear usually ask them about their special underwear the garments yeah they do I believe they do wear it yeah they've got a little symbol stitched in oh and it's bigger than normal underwear it's like a it's like a onesie right what is the Sy do it's like a like it's like a shorts and t-shirt in one with a with like a little sun and a moon or something on it yeah I that's just what they need to do because of their yeah they they wear that all right y whatever

yeah I know bits and pieces about stuff I don't know why can we talk about this guy uh this guy in Canada who was so disheartened by the fent crisis a lot of drugs these days have got fental in it and it's very very very problematic people are dying and having Weir complications and he was so upset by it he basically opened what seem sounds like the equivalent of a food truck um from which he sold heroin meth cocaine and MDMA with a little sign at the front with the prices on it you can see the sign here uh and he thought that this would be fine if you've ever wondered what stuff costs 10 bucks for uh a point of meth which is one1 of a gram apparently okay 250 bucks for two and a half grams of

crack uh he said a little board out the front with the prices on it and he parked it next to a police van and started selling drugs to people only ID required possession limit 2.5 g per drug per purchase per person he was arrested within 24 hours and the police said I mean we're both by the fal crisis too but this is not the solution um there is an argument that legalizing and selling it can actually improve I 100% agree with that it probably will y but I do think this I just think funny $250 for 22 gram of cocaine [ __ ] me even in American dollars that's a good deal I have no idea well in Australia it's about $300 for half a gram okay is that a lot I don't know it's less than this I it's more than this but I

mean like I've I don't I've watched this much yeah exactly what does that get me is that a week came up to me and said I'll give you this much cocaine good night it's a good night or a pretty good week okay like what do I what do I do with it just put it this way Matt can you go to Canada for me and can you get no he's been arrested just ship it over just bring yeah he's been arrested yeah no I just probably going to do quite a bit of time because was called his business was called the drugs store mhm and he just parked the van downtown started selling drugs out of it out of a van yeah but police said Thursday they arrested a man for drug drug trafficking

in connection with an illicit drug dispensary that began operating yesterday in the downtown east side literally trafficking it was out of his car police said they started Gathering evidence after the suspect started selling cocaine crack myth an phetamine and heroin out of a mobile trailer park near Main in Cordova streets he wasn't even trying to hide it he had a sign up and he was specific no like adults only oh yeah mind you this guy looks like a drug dealer like he's got a neck tattoo I mean no judgement I was thinking they'll maybe no one's tried this maybe yeah yeah rank look oh look I'm I'm wondering if he was was he actually selling it or was he just trying to make a point yeah is this a protest is your

question I wondered that too yeah does he have actually no drugs back there yeah okay maybe yeah I don't know the article seems to imply that he was sing the article seems to imply but cuz for me that be a thing because yeah if you do go out got none of this other crap in there yeah there's no way he thought I'll do this and go to jail here's why I think here's why I think it might be what you're suggesting Luke he wanted to give the people a safe supply of drugs that have been tested to ensure they don't contain fentanyl now you're selling methanamine you're selling crack cocaine technically of course they don't have fenyl but you've got to be a bit of a smartass to say that your drugs are clean because they don't include one problematic drug

when like you know like this this looks like a performance art piece if you look at it from that point of view yeah I'm going to he may have been starting off with the fadal but if he's testing it for other stuff as well like it's drug testing they have at festivals to go like and they tell you this is what your pill has in it oh and then it's up to you whether you want to take it you've got to different festivals so you've gone to much more LAX festivals than I've been to uh no it's a they they were trying to bring it into a few um festivals in the last few years so pill testing you go up with pill go this and they'll go look this one is just straight MDMA this this this or to go this one's got paint thinner in it and this that

and it's the try and do it to go like look to let people know what they're putting in their bod you don't know where this came from it was made in a bathtub in St Mary's yes and these people are there to make money not there yeah yeah mind you maybe times have changed but the drug dealers I knew back in the day and I know very few of them now didn't have this smogus board you knew a guy that could get you one thing you know or maybe a couple of things there wasn't a guy that was like what do you want I've God at all I've never bought drugs literally never bought drugs off anybody I'm it's not a flex I just neither I just I honestly like I don't know anything about it Luke you just suck their dicks and they just give it give you the

drug I just me that to say like with these with this article with these amounts and stuff like that it doesn't mean anything I don't know what I don't understand it it doesn't mean anything to me and I almost feel like I'm missing out a little bit the the thing I the thing I find quite weird about him having the crack cocaine is crack cocaine is like this like the worst s step down the the crap so that's why that was leading to me like this might not be cuz crack cocaine is not good no but that's why they' they've got cocaine first listed then crack cocaine then heroin then meth and then what I guess it's MDMA but the picture's cut off see lead with the MDMA that's what the kids want make me hug

people let me keep my teeth only in Canada well not in Canada anymore now there a market open we can go into business always wanted deal from speaking of drug traffic in I um I watched an a bit bit of an old show this week I popped a bit of Miami VI on and uh the original because I just y I just wanted to hear some 80s music and see some 80s clothes and ' 80s cars big collars I'm not going to watch I'm not going to watch more of this it's it's fine and and if you're into it I totally get why but because it took itself so seriously it doesn't age as well as something like Magnum PI which knew even at the time it was a joke you know he's

winking at the camera constantly yeah yeah there's no winking in this they're like look how hardcore we are and it's like yeah okay but this is 80s hardcore and we're a long way from there now so yeah I don't know I don't I I never even watch R Vice at the time yeah I I think it was a little bit old for us at the time but now it's it's just a bit it's it's a bit too silly for how serious it's trying to be so you don't get the that kind of that good feeling you get when you watch Magnum PI and you're like oh they they're just having fun with this yeah I did watch something that you both recommended to me okay oh yeah I watched jury Judy oh and oh oh the the poly sha one no no show I was hoping you were going to

watch this because when I listened back I realized I I probably talked it down and and I was I I was going to tell you give it a go and so now I've never seen it oh then you should watch it we're recomending it to you it's is it like a prank show but it's not I always worry that they're a bit cringey this isn't cringe this is just ridiculous but and he's not the butt of the joke yeah it's nice in that way yes and there's the bed jump scene and just [ __ ] that's all I'm saying yeah all right I mean we could we could spoil a joke for you but just just watch it it's it's it's worth it's only six episodes half an hour yeah on Prime it's something you know watch it with Janet like it's it's just harmless show

to have on while you're having your dinner and it's it's it's it's good I I laughed out loud several times each episode and that's pretty rare for me did I tell you guys just on the the subject the ' 80s shows uh I know I told you I was watching Night Rider yes did I tell you I think this was on a flight uh when I was out in California I was flying back I think and I was watching an episode of Night Rider and there was a kid in it and I was like kid looks [ __ ] familiar and then so when I landed and I got uh I like I paused it because we coming to land or whatever and then I forgot about it and later on I finished the episode I was like oh yeah I check who that kid is Keith kugan

oh who's Keith KGAN who the [ __ ] is Keith Gan so that's magnificent yeah right okay oh see Night Rider sits halfway between um Magnum and miam viice in that it it it pretends it's serious but also knows it's a bit silly so it probably holds up okay a talking car yeah yeah but there's no jokes in it they don't play it for laughs but they're also not trying to be hard hitting yeah no it's pretty goofy in Parts but there there's an episode of night rer right we're going to where yeah maybe in one of the first episode or or or very very early episode where

Michael toes another car with kit and it damages some [ __ ] his logic circuit or something for some reason they don't never explain any of this stuff it's all just wishy-washy but like what's her name the they don't go into the hard sign no no no but the and I forget what's the girl's name the girl who works in the car I've got forgotten already yeah yeah she says well the only way his logic circuit could have been damaged as if somebody tried something stupid like I don't know Towing another car and obviously it's [ __ ] insane and ridiculous that she would figure that out but then two episodes later they install like a grappling hook in and he uses it to pull like a a tractor out of like out of danger and in that

episode it was perfectly okay for him to anyway funny so doesn't take itself too seriously mhm amazing don't question the science behind they didn't even bother checking what they'd said previously obviously when they were writing that episode that's great well we can stick on some car news oh oh yeah I was surprised by I did not know this was happening um Neil Blum camps Gran Turismo and making Gran Turismo which I it's one of these weird things like how do you make a game that's just about driving a car into a movie well this is a true story so um gr Turismo is based on a true story this movie is based on a true

story uh of this kid who was a gamer who got into racing because he was very good at gr Turismo I guess H oh yeah that that this has happened where people have taken their sort of skills in called last star fighter no it's called it's called Gran Turismo by Neil Blum Camp yeah right yeah um yeah so there you go uh he um in 2011 he became the third and youngest winner of the GT Academy competition beating 9 ,000 entrance so the Grand Turismo game he was very good at it and he was rewarded with a drive foren at the Dubai 24-hour race and now he's a race driver okay good on it okay so that's what the movie's about sorry spoilers but it's sort of I can see how

they sort of it does actually align with the game a little bit more it's not theyve just taken the game then here a racing movie and we've just merged them together it's actually yeah it's it's interesting I guess in that sense Maybe really good I hope it's good well look I'll I'll watch anything Blom Camp does um he's not had all hits but they've at least all been interesting so I'm in for that other movies I wish that he would get to make I watched after I watched this trailer I watched some clips from chappie and it just reminded me how much I really liked that movie and it I didn't like chappie no I wish I did I I didn't I couldn't get into the tone of that movie I loved it there so but like he's meant to be doing another Al you meant to do an

alien movie what else was he meant to Do Not only was he meant to do an alien movie that's not happening but sigor Weaver is saying now she won't do another alien movie because she wanted to do that one and they pulled the plug on it so she's done she's done yeah right no I didn't watch the trailer for this actually um does it look all right it's got David haror in it does it yeah yeah yeah or is the dude's Dad no he's yeah L Bloom's in it no dve har is like the um like the the coach almost I guess for the it be it'll be a young guy who would be the driver I guess for niss he works for niss I guess in this H yeah so the kid is uh is the driver and then Orlando Bloom is the person who's in charge of getting a video game kid to drive a car because it's a scene in it

where Harbor is like are you [ __ ] insane yeah right awesome yeah this looks all right the skills can translate across they are also very different of course like yeah because the there's no just I'll just tap this car or slam that wall and it'll be fine yeah and and there's a I mean one of the things that I find a bit confusing about driving even with the with the VR thing on when I've been playing Gran Turismo with the VR thing on is that you don't feel any inertia yes like when you go around a corner I know that I'm doing a bit of a link cuz it is way more realistic with the headset on but it's not you don't feel any of that you know momentum or anything so it's yeah yeah not quite the same yeah that'll never be something you'll ever

get to do in a video game I just don't think that's possible well awesome they had that thing at time zone that kind of did it by spinning you around yeah I remember that I forget what it was called and that was pretty convincing or well when I was a kid it was so I thank you you could probably do it think got to do it once yeah I think we went with school for some reason I don't remember why time zone for a school Excursion yeah I think so yeah and then I think we went and saw Ace Ventura when Nature Calls afterwards but did you see any dicks uh H not not in the movie no I think I don't think I can talk about that legally so yeah I've signed well not here anyway if you want to hear Matt

talk about the dicks he saw in school um head over to patreon.com for/ multip nerdgasm sign up um and then you can join us in the Afterparty where um anything goes anything goes yeah maybe one of our dicks will come out L is probably out right now actually mine's already out I can only see from his microphone up so is there any news about Nick Cage's mom's vagina that we could discuss in the other way sort of yeah yeah yeah okay well listeners if that doesn't entice you nothing will that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time

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