Peenomorph: James Bond Retrospective & Xenomorph Debate

Welcome. Welcome to the show. Luke's not here. He promised he'd be here and he's promised us now he will still be here. So don't go away if you showed up just to see him. Yeah, if you did show up just to see him write in, I'd like to know if there are listeners out there that can't stand Matani but put up with us purely to get their weekly dose of Luke. Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm with your hosts, Matt, Luke, and Dan. Multiple Nerdgasm, your guide to all things nerdy. I've been told to my face that

you're the favorite host of of people and I'm like, why are you telling me that? Yeah, that's. Not that's not that's. Rude and play. Favorites. I don't want to you. Get favorites in your kids. You don't do it. And even if you have one. You don't tell anyone. I was going to say easy for me. I always tell Larry she's the best daughter I've ever had. And she goes, oh, thanks, dad. And I'm like, no worries, mate. One day she's going to be like, hang on a minute. My daughter quoted Bluey to me

in an argument that she and I Oh nice. And it fucking cut too because you know that. You know that episode that starts with them telling Bandit he's the best dad in the world and then they find out they they're on their way to the dump to throw out all of their childhood? Are you not the best driver, Dad? Dad. Yeah, yeah. That's. Right, I'm asking you a question. Dad, right. In the end, he she goes, I don't

think you are the best dad in the world. We'll say yes. So I'd always been a right little shit and I, you know, send it to a room or send it to bed or whatever. And she just looked at me and goes, I don't think you are the best dad in the world. Like you AI know where that's from. Yeah, funny. Blue's fucking great. She's Lyra's been watching it again, actually. And she went off. It. Yeah. Yeah.

Harper goes in and out. Yeah. Not went off it but like was watching other stuff. Have you seen Did you know the episode where the mom and dad are trying to escape and it's all drawings and they're chased by the the Puppetry house car? Yeah. Have you seen the short? Oh, you know what? I know that there's new minisode things, new shots. I have not watched them all night. They're. Pretty good. There's hit and miss, but there's one where you see kind

of the machinations of of the dream house car and it didn't Blue, blue and bingo on in it. They're not in the episode. It's just the Butlers and they're hiring a new Butler and telling him how that how everything works. It's very, very funny. Yeah. OK, yeah, I got to watch all those. Yeah, they're pretty good and they're they're literally like one to two minutes each. Bluey movie, but not until 2027 I think I. Guess it takes a long time to make a movie. It must, but that's so long

away. Yeah, 2027. Yeah, if you think Luke is frustrated when things take that long to come out, I'm pretty sure our daughters are not gonna. I'm just gonna tell. Her about this I understand it's not so simple to make a movie but like I mean kids watching Bluey now, like will they be watching Bluey in two years? Yeah, I know. Probably, but but also are they going to continue to make more show? Because it seems like no, they might be done with that. Yeah, I think they're focusing

on the movie, but that you're right, because that could mean that they miss out on, yeah, the audience in between. But I guess if they're it means they're going to make a better movie, that's fine. You know, I mean, they may be Simpsons. I'd say do that and the. Simpsons went for 30 odd years. Just shitting them out. Yeah, yeah, I do like to go back to those old Simpsons episodes. They're beautifully written. They're different to today's episodes, obviously, but the main reason is that they don't just try to just bombard you with jokes.

They actually just want to tell a story and then do it in a funny way. A. Funny story, yeah. Yeah, whereas now it's just like everything Homer says has to be fucking random and wacky. Yes, he can't make a sensible comment ever. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I haven't watched The Simpsons. I don't even know how long, and I keep forgetting it's still going. Like, I think there's probably more Simpsons I haven't seen than I have seen at this point. This got.

Really sad. That's that's where I am with Star Wars and we do have some Star Wars news. Probably wait for Luke for that. Sure we could. Just. We'd be annoyed if he was late and then we'd said all we'd talk about is the Star Wars news. Yeah, he's not going to know any of this stuff. We'll have to explain it to him. He's lived. He's been in the fucking jungles of Vietnam for. Yeah, that's true. A week now or for how long has he been gone? 5 weeks actually in various.

I think he's been gone almost two months all up. That's pretty cool. I wouldn't get to do that. That's a holiday. Yeah, that's definitely a holiday. You're gonna get holidays like that when you're. When you're here, you're. Gonna get holidays now like that when you have kids, yeah. That's true, too. Follow up, Jimmy Kimmel is back on on television. He was. He was off for a couple of days, yeah, and then he was back and then Next Star and what sailor on Sinclair said Now we're not

putting him back on, so he's back on Disney and then they said. Oh, I won't put him on. I would have loved it and I I know this wouldn't have happened, but I would have just because I don't give two shits about Jimmy Kimmel, but I would have given him. I would have given him full props. If when they said, fine, you can come back, he went fuck you. No, no, why would I want to come back to a network where you just sacked me for making a? Joke in the I guess it's no and I guess it's like I think he's more interested in giving the

middle finger to the FCC and to to Trump because he's that's his thing. So the fact that I think he, the fact that he got cancelled and then got back on might actually be good for him in that sense that he's like trying to, you know. Yeah, show him. Up kind of thing is. He is he almost invincible now. I can't sack him twice. That's what I mean. It's like, yeah, he's like almost one in a way. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's interesting. I yeah, because I've never Kimmel.

I don't watch Kimmel. I don't dislike him, right? I just don't care. Yeah, Yeah. Not particularly interesting to me. And that. Yeah. So. Is this the one that used to be married to Sarah Silverman or is that the other Jimmy who has a show? It's. This Are they still? OK, but this is the one that I prefer, I think, out of the two, out of the two people whose shows I've never ever watched. Who's the other one?

Fallon Fallon have a show. Right, right, right. Yeah, he does. He does, yeah. Yeah. Don't care about him either. No, I'm less. I'm less inclined to pay attention to him, but in my mind they're kind of the same person. Sarah Silverman and Wait What Is Happening partners Jimmy Kimmel until 2009 and then Michael Sheen. Michael Sheen What? For four years she was with Michael Sheen. I did not know that. No, no. That's.

Bizarre. And I thought. I thought I knew all the women Michael Sheen had banged. I just did it. Yeah. It's so interesting because I like Sarah Silverman. Yeah, but. And I like Michael Sheen. She's she's been a period. Of four years there from 2014 to 2018. Yeah, they were together and I just didn't know that. They didn't tell me no. They didn't. I can't. Believe. I can't believe Mike didn't

message. Me, I would tell you if I was doing Sarah Silverman, I'd let you know immediately. Yeah, mid coitus. I would let you know if I was doing anyone that Michael Sheen had done. Yes, yeah, right. Mind you, let's not let this week's episode divulge into women. I would do because last week did, and while it was hilarious, I couldn't tell anyone to listen to it because it was. It was just us. It was just us being insufferable fuck wits for an hour.

So. Yeah. Well, we'll let Luke give an update on on we do on all that if he wants to. Sure, Yeah, yeah, we've got some insufferable fuck wit follow up. Actually Gary Busey, known fuck wit. Hobbit, chaser and known fuck wit. Yeah, he's now a a convicted sex pest. Yeah. Because he plead guilty and has been sentenced to Tia's probation and probation. Don't grope anyone from for groping somebody at a con. Yeah.

I guess when they asked for a photo, he was like, yeah, come here, darling. This is he told the judge. It was not an accidental touching and. The job is like you noticed Gary Busey. Yeah, I thought I could get away with it, so I went for it and it turned out she didn't like that and now I'm in trouble. Authorities say Busey grabbed the buttocks of two of the women and then put his face near a third woman's breasts while trying to unlatch her bra. You don't do that. That's not an accident. Touch, Gary you.

Don't do that. Don't. Please don't do that. Come on. And you know what? Even if you were young and handsome, women don't want you to do that when they're just trying to get a photo, you know? I mean, we'll talk about some movies this week where it seems like women in the movie do want you to do that. OK, But. Well, just be clear, they don't want you to do it. No, they want Sean Connery to do it. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so Gary BCT is

probation and is he on the register now, is that? I mean I. Guess so in his 80s. Well, he's on my register. Do you know what I mean? He's sure. Like if I ever meet him, I'll be like, oh, are you registered sex offended Gary Busey and see what he I. Wouldn't ask him that I wanted him to be. Honest, no, I I think he probably quite capable and quite willing to beat the living shit out of me so. He might grope you next. Yeah, that's right. Actually, what you're trying to

do, I can't do it. Gary Busey. You and Gary Busey sounded more like Christopher Lambert, but yeah, that's cool. I love that video of him on the red carpet where the guy asks, tries to ask him what he's working on next and he's like, he almost goes to say something. He goes, oh, you almost got me there. And he goes, oh, you. Yeah. Has this big freak out about how the guy was trying to trick him into it. The guy's just like I was just asking you a question mate. Yeah, I don't.

I'm not trying to insinuate anything. Yeah, I actually don't care. Yeah, Speaking of Christopher Lambert, though, there's some Highlander news that we haven't discussed, which is that Highlanders off for the time being because Sandry Cavill got injured in Scotland. Yeah, right. Filming Highlander. Do we know what the injury was? The head get chopped off. Head cut off, yeah. Yeah. It's the one thing they didn't want to happen. No, I don't know what the injury is, no.

No, you can't be the Highlander without a head. That's, that's the tagline for Highlander. Can't be a Highlander without a head. I've got a, I've got a little pet peeve with Highlander. And it's the same as your pet peeve for the Alien franchise is that I don't, I don't like it when people refer to the immortals as Highlanders. And I have to fucking sigh and point out that no, he's a Highlander because he's from Scotland, not because he's, he's a magic person. They're all magic. He's the only Highlander.

Yeah. Yeah, there could be only one. I'm like, no, no, no, not one Highlander. Yeah. Immortal. There could be more immortals from the Highlands of Scotland, potentially, yeah. We just don't. There there are. Because we've never. Series. There's at least one other. There's there you go. OK, that episode was called Highlanders. Yeah, Highlanders. Yeah, well, there was one episode of the series where they

were both in it, and there was one film that they were both in it, but that was long after both got shit. Right, Right. Yes, Well, yes, I do. So it's 222 segues we could do here. One of them is just that. Speaking of film injuries, Tom Holland is also injured at the moment. Oh. Shit, so he's not going to be able to do the rest his history podcast that's. Right. Wait, he's not on the most recent one. It's Tabitha.

What? Oh. Interesting they've got the most recent bonus episode is about Dracula and it's oh sick Dominic and Tabitha, one of their producers, talking about Dracula. It's a weird coincidence that you've made that joke. Is it? Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's definitely. No, it's the the spider man, Tom Holland has been injured on set, got a concussion, apparently doing a stunt. Yeah, to be rushed to hospital. Yeah, right. Well, it's no good.

No, no, not a whole lot more than that to say, I suppose. But yeah, wish him well. Do wish him well. This is sorry. This is on the set of a Spider Man movie, yes. Yeah, of the new Spider Man movie. Yeah, right. OK, yeah. Do we know much about the new Spider Man movie? We know they did do a they put out a set photo. Pretty much enjoyed all of the spider man so far. Yeah, Spider Man, it's still got the same people in it. There was a there's a weird

theory or or someone else and you love interest potentially is in this and some weird thing about how like it's it's also an MJ. And so they're like, oh, they're doing this thing where, you know, Zendaya has been MJ, but it's actually ha ha rug pull. It's not the MJ. It's what's her name? Sadie, whatever her name is from Stranger Things. To the redhead, Gwen Stacy, he's trying to. They can try to shoot on that. Well, all right, I think people on the Internet making shit up probably, but I think it's because it's Sadie Sink.

Is that her name? The girl from Stranger Things. The red headed girl. She's got red hair. Sure. Yeah, yeah. Mary Jane, like Mary Jane does. Yeah. So that's, I think that's just probably all that is. But we know that. We know she's in it. OK, that's great. Yes, and then all the rest of them are back as well. And I do want to have a rant again. Yeah, it was a rant. Alien. Oh, I've watched all of Alien

Earth. OK, that's great. So I've still only seen two episodes of it. All right, I'll still say I like it. But then again it's been 2 weeks and I haven't watched more than two so. Yeah, no, I watched all of it. I, I mean, I do. I dislike it. I don't have, you know, that much to say about it. I just don't don't like what they did with it. There's too way too much alien in the sunlight. Like way too much. And then like I said, the main

thing that I keep thinking is like, they just tried to smush too many alien things. I mean, it's it just like I said, it makes me think about how disjointed all that alien stuff is. And that annoys me. And like, like that thing where you know, when there's one of them, it could just fucking kill everybody. And when there's more than one of them, you can shoot a few of them and it's fine. Like it's just, it's like, so it's inconsistent and but when it's in different movies, it doesn't matter so much. Like an alien, there's one of

them and it kills everybody and it's, it's like a more of a slasher film. Aliens, there's tons of them and the marines are shooting them and it's less noticeable that that's that they're that they're different. The alien is different because it's a different movie. So like, yeah. That's right, an alien three different again. There's one of them and it's killing everybody and I know that they're not armed in in. But yeah, it's also because, first of all, they have guns. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

But well. Yeah. Do they have, do they not have guns in the first? I know that's kind of the plot. No, the 1 is. They're in a space of weapons, yeah. Yeah, that's the point is I don't think I think they have them, but they can't use them because they'll blow a hole in a. Hole. I think also they they realise they can't shoot it because it will eat. Through the whole acid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's actually, I mean,

what do I need to go into this too much? That's the other thing with Alien Earth is that to Alien, the aliens just are scary when you're in a spaceship because of all those reasons. There's literally designed by Dan O'bannon. That's right, yeah. It was a freaking nightmare if you're on a spaceship, like, yeah, so. Yeah, because Dan O'bannon watched Fantastic Voyage or Thing from Outer Space, whichever that 50s movie was. That's basically just that plot and when. But what if they couldn't even

kill it? And then you rewrote that and called it Alien by Dan O'bannon. Yeah, Dan O'bannon or a guy. A strange man. Yeah, strange man. But yes, my rent is, well, he's. For incorrectly. Yeah, right. His script for Dark Star is essentially. Alien as well. Except with a beach ball. Yeah, yes, these words xenomorph incorrectly. I believe in alien Earth because these two refers specifically to that species. At least they seem to people online.

There's actually more discussion about this. That heartens me that I'm not the only one out there who who finds this annoying. I'll just say look, Xenomorph from ancient Greek Zeno. Oh, Luke will be happy to hear my rant now of a xeno Wharf. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad, I'm glad you're here because any of the listeners want to see. That's bringing up a point that we've never heard before, so. Let me explain something to you Zeno. It's from the ancient Greek that means strange or foreign, and morph means from the ancient

Greek meaning form. So zenomorph means strange or foreign. Form. It's almost like a euphemism for the word alien. Canalian or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, I discovered this week, I didn't know this before. It wasn't invented by James Cameron even or anything like that. It was used in the 50s to literally in newspapers talk about extraterrestrial life. There you go. So OK. This sort of makes sense. So we don't need to go on about

it because I've. Done that. What's a pinomorph man A. Pinomorph. Yeah. Tell the list is about is. That the is that the name of this this episode? That's I've got a that's what I've got a referral to a specialist for. I saw one thing online, actually. I will say the other day that So Alien Earth has brought up this conversation again. Luke just with me, with the Internet in at large. No, the Internet is fighting again.

Well, there's more discussion about it. And then I was saying in a way that heartened me that I was like, I'm not alone, that I'm not anyone who's annoyed by this. And someone was saying, oh, well, in in Alien Covenant, there's like a protomorph and a neomorph. Why they called that and but like, they're not called that in the movie. No one calls them that movie. They're not called anything in the movie. They're nothing. Protomorph. Yeah, They don't have this

fucking weird creation that never existed. They don't have names. They didn't. That's what they named. In the movie. That's what they called them on set, right? So if we're going by that logic, then the alien from Alien is called Big Chap, and we have to all start calling him Big Chap in the movies. Now they have to start referring to him as Big Chap. Yeah, like what if you in Alien Romulus? That's what they should have called the alien when they recovered it.

Big Chap. What if they nicknamed him like Big chap? What if they nicknamed him like Eric or something? Oh, no. Exactly, Eric. Yeah, I would love that actually. But I mentioned this specifically that my Xenomorph complaint was specifically brought up today to take issue with this headline about the new Predator movie where Dan Trachtenberg, who is directing the movie, he did a great job on Alien, Alien, great job on Prey. Fucking great job. He has said that there's no

Xenomorph in OH. There's no strange forms. I I'm disappointed because I thought the Predator was going to be in it, but apparently not. Yeah, it's just going to be yeah. So that's disappointing. You're, yeah. You're familiar with the Predator though, right? So maybe he's not Zeno. He's not as Zeno as you think. That's true. He's a known form and he's a known. Form, Yeah, yeah. That could be what he means. Yeah, my favorite part of Predator.

Is it the predator or is? It it's Gary Busey. Yeah, it's Gary Beauty and they're going to confirm in this Gary, Predators do just use guns for currency. That's that's the old flintlocks. So it wasn't just a one off thing. That's just. This just happened to have one Yeah, yeah, yes. So yeah, I just predator bad than whenever Xenomorph. I guess it's just it's just going to be Elle fanning as half a synth coming around with no no clothes on around. Aliens.

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. I've not watched any more Alien this week because I've been watching old episodes of Always Sunny Philadelphia. Yeah, very good. Because any time I don't know what to watch, that's just they're waving at me, you know, going to. Me, you know, easy. Go to. So easy, there's no duds. I know. At least I'm going to chuckle at something that happens in the next 23 minutes. And last night I watched the one where Mack and Dennis continually just watched the

first Predator movie every night. And then for that. One and Dennis, it's called Matt and Dennis breakup is the name of the episode. And because they're living together at the time and Dennis is like, I don't want to watch Predator anymore. A, we've seen it and B, we only watch it so you can talk about male forms. And he was like, hey. Man. Carl Withers has got the best physicality. He's like, I don't want to hear the word physicality. I want to get through a whole

movie without you saying the word physicality. All right, I go back. But Carl Withers did look amazing back then. Oh totally, He looked run through the run through the surf with with Stallone in Rambo 3 Rainbow three no Rocky, 3 Rocky. Three. You know what if they'd shoehorned a scene like that into Rambo 3 running through the I'd. Be OK with the. The desert of Afghanistan? Yeah, with the some sexy Mujahideen fighter. Yeah, I mean, it does. Yeah, it does.

Does pause at the end and say dedicated to the Braves or Taliban? No. Well, it's the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, The Taliban. After a while, I forget what they're called. You had been. Now I do want to apologise for being late. I am sorry I am on holidays and it is very easy to forget what day it is and. When you're as drunk as you are. I wasn't actually at drunk, I've just been sitting at the beach and I was swimming and I got. What were you doing? What were you doing at the

beach? I was swimming in the water, all right. And then I swam back and I looked at my watch, looked at my watch and I went, oh, I've got a message. I should read that. And I went, are you coming? Yes, I am. And let's just I also need to say, don't worry, last week the knockouts planned. I am still a virgin. And so is she. So if any listeners are out there looking to take my Finish Unity, it's still on offer. Look, I've got some I've. Got not on a Patreon tier.

OK. No, not selling it. Not. In trouble with that before. Yeah, now look, I've got some. I've got some if you want some tips. I've been watching some movies this week and I've got some tips for you. You know how to work with the ladies, how to pick up some, how to pick up the ladies. OK. I've been watching all the James Bond movies and I've watched from the start in order from the start except the first Casino Royale which I should go back and watch just for funsies

because you need to. Oh. Well, I understand you need to slap them. When even when they're slapping, you just keep holding them down. So I'll say, OK, so I've watched, I've watched Doctor, No, I've watched From Russia With Love, I've watched Goldfinger, I've watched Thunderball and I've watched You Only Live Twice. So it's quite a lot of bond. And they do get progressively every everyone that I watched, he would he would, he would assault a woman in a way that I was like, well, that's the worst case of yet.

And then and then the next movie I get. Now that's the worst case of it so far. Just before we continue with with with the sex sex crime talk. Sure, that's not all I have to say about. It No, no, no. Just to be clear, I've realized that you've got a strange conundrum on your hands, right? What's that? Of course, if if you're going to do them chronologically, technically speaking you should be doing Never On a Majesty's Secret Service next before and then coming back and doing

Diamonds of Forever. No, that's what I am going to be doing. Yeah, yeah. But it's weird because when you get like the box set, I don't think they're ordered like that. I think it's the 6th Connery. Which is odd because the big, I mean, it's been a while, but I, I, if I recall, there's literally next. And finally you should mention that I finished when I finished you only lived twice. It came up and it said, do you want to watch the next one? And it said diamonds are forever. And I was like, that's not the

next one. That's not the next one, My Majesty. 'S Secret Service is the next one, and Diamonds Are Forever begins with Bond looking for Blofeld because he's just killed his wife, which happens in a Majesty's Secret Service, so they have to go in that order. Yeah, it was, Yeah. Although he could also be looking for Blofeld after you only lived twice I guess. OK, he's OK. Look, James Bond is always looking for a blood. Looking for a blood that's. Just yeah, yeah, yeah. True.

Yeah, I remember when Blofeld just randomly died off camera in that one James Bond movie. You mean the most recent one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I mean, it was on camera. It was just very, I think. Yeah. Yeah, true. The nanite infection. What I love about the James Bond women, and by love I mean. Oh no, you're right. He dies off camera. They take him to hospital and they go. He's dead. That's right. You're right. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I thought so. One. There's one girl that's in 2 James Bond movies, I believe. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the girl he's with in the start or from Rush with Love is what? It's not ours or Andrus, but it's from somebody. She's from Doctor No, and apparently they were going to always do that. It was always still banging one from the last. And then she'd die. And then? Like in that one scene she's in in from Russia we love, he hits her, she goes to get something

and he smacks her. She tries to get the yeah, because M calls him and says you need to come in. And then she's like, he's busy and he's like. Shut the fuck up. Bitch. I'm on the telephone, yeah. Yeah, because he meets her at the casino in Doctor No. That's right. In his introduction in Doctor No. And then he leaves to go to Jamaica and bangs a bunch of other chicks and then he. Yeah. And then he. He's with her.

Some who start off throughout the film, some who don't. Some who don't and then he meets he's Wither at the start of Russia with Love and then he goes off also. So the start of Russia with Love, it's just so like he's, he's got to go get the, the Russian cipher device, right? And he's, he's kind of like he's the other Lecter. He's not that interested. But then they show him a photo of the, the girl who's the Russian contact and which, who's been chosen specifically for this purpose. And he sees the photo and he goes, well, actually, I'm not so

busy right now. It's just like, fuck, man. Why is the the the UK in the hands of this man? Yeah, that's right. But also like, can he not get chicks on his own? Like, you know what I mean? Like they know women. He. Can control himself, yeah. So like, if I just showed you a picture of a woman in another country, even if you found her attractive, you wouldn't be like, get me on a plane to whichever country this is. I knew she got it. Like, hold on. He has to go to Istanbul to meet

with her. Like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Look, I still know the greatest pick up line in the world, and it's not from James Bond is. It from Highlander. It's from Highlander, I'm Connor McLeod from the Claire McLeod and I cannot die instantly banging. And that's another movie, too. You know, you're saying that the the sex crimes get progressively worse than the. James Bond, Yeah, yeah, yeah, the. Sex means in Highland to get increasingly gratuitous in more unnecessary ways as they went

on. Yes. It's fine, but. Yeah, so so Speaking of of his treatment of the women from Russia with love, he he doesn't really, I don't think do anything to watches 2. Women fight to the death. That's true, he does. He does do that for. Entertainment. And then and then they then they fight for him. Oh yeah, he says. They get to sleep because the guy says the head of the gypsy says you can decide which one of them is allowed to marry the man they want and so they both just

start fucking him to get his approval and he's just like what is happening? That's not that's not OK. Yeah, and then but then in Goldfinger when the Pussy Galore, he. Never thought that as a kid. I thought that was a perfectly sensible name when I was a kid. There's a lot of stuff in here that I was like, I've seen this a lot of times when I was a kid and I just didn't even pick up on that. I can't believe this. But anyway, so he she's golfing. It says, I need you to take care of him. And, and in fact, he says, go

get changed. I need you to look after James Bond, wink, wink, right. So I mean, it's clear that that's the goal. But the way that happens is she takes him around and they're in the barn or whatever and he goes to like a attack her in a, in a, in a fight way. And then she flips him and then judos her. And then and then and they judo each other back and forth. And then he judos her into the hay and then just fucking jumps on her and starts making out with her. And then it's like like romance music.

And it's like, fucking hell yeah. Yeah, because he doesn't know she's been told to do it. No. He just thinks. Raping a woman. Physically fighting me and since I've overpowered her I'm. Yeah, I I mean, I'm here, I can do whatever I want now and. We're in a barn. So that was the most egregious until the start of Thunderball where he's at the medical clinic and the nurse just gave him a check up and he just grabs her and starts kissing. And she's like, get the fuck off me.

And he's like, he's like, no, I just can't help myself. It's like, what? You've got to learn, mate. You've got to learn. How has James Bond not been cancelled by now? Yeah, somebody used to say something to. Him. We're not the first to say this. There's just, it's just silly. Yeah. And then there's, I mean, in all of them, it's like he meets a woman and then it's like the, it's like the woman's just waiting for him to fuck her always. And then he'll make a move.

And then it's always just like she's like, oh, thank God. Finally. Yeah. Like now we can. Now we get on with the plot. Yeah, no, no, no. Like the woman is like, Oh yes, like obviously I'm into Bond. Yes. Yeah, like it's just. Maybe just one or two slaps first and then, but she gets there. Also, I've never seen him reach for a condom. So I mean, how many illegitimate children all over the world does this man have? I mean, two Gypsy babies at

least, right? At least, Yeah. Yes, but I think the so far the the the nurse in Thunderball is the only one to say no, no, stop it. Yeah, right. Usually the women are just like, oh, let's go. Yeah, I'm into it. She's no, I'm a medical professional. I'm just doing my job. Yeah. This is a conflict of interests. There is I I, I can't remember if if Roger Moore is as rapey, but I do know that by the end of his tenure he was old enough to be the grandfather of some of

the women and it's gross to watch. There was an interview where he said he stopped doing it because they would put him in the, he said they put me in the film with these women and he'd be like, I, I was uncomfortable with with it. Well, I think this is this is ridiculous. That was not even the Tom Cruise was Tom Cruise is doing a lot of that as well. And then I think Maverick, they sort of went someone a little bit. Closer to his age. Yeah, it's a little bit more age appropriate, but for a while

there he was built gross. I mean, he's with Ana Dalmos now apparently. Apparently they didn't. Blame him. You can blame him. No. Well, yeah. So it's going to confer the Scientology. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've, I mean, for what I've read that's happening, I, I don't believe anything I read anymore. But so just if, if, if we can move on from sex crimes but stay on James Bond. Yes, yes, love to. I have some other thoughts that

aren't sex crime. Related. Well, we mentioned today, I mean, you started at the beginning, Doctor. Yeah, I haven't seen that for two or three years at least. But I remember that one being good, and I remember it being refreshingly good because it was one of the ones that I'd seen the least, or perhaps saw the latest. And I've seen all the crazy gadgets and running across crocodiles. Yeah. And then you watch Doctor No and you're like, oh, this is just an actual.

Sequence straight. Forward on a mission, it's a mystery. It's a nice thriller. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. Appreciate that about Doctor No. The only thing I was like, it doesn't have a lot of the Bond tropes in it. I mean it does, I guess it's just doesn't, it's not as like formed yet almost like it's quite simple. I guess that's what I. Said I need to bond troops otherwise I'd lose interest. He goes to Jamaica and he gets, he finds out Doctor Nose there and then they get into the base and then it's just over, like I

said. Oh, OK. But I find those tropes so From Russia With Love has what I think is the right mix. You know he's got the. From Russia with Love is fantastic. He's got the the briefcase that's got 3 or 4 different little gadgets inside it that all do something. Yeah, it's got the gold in the thing, so. Yeah, that's right. But then is it the very next one after that where he fucking puts on a jet pack in the first in the in? The that's in Thunderball, but

Goldfinger has the Goldfinger is the first appearance of the car, which has all the yeah, pop up shielding and the smokescreen. So it starts to get that way. For some reason I'm OK with the car having all that stuff, but when I saw when, yeah, when I watch it's on the board and I see him with that fucking jet pack, I'm like. It's insane wind this. Pack, that's too much, yeah. You need to find the right level like it's. Yeah, So it's yeah, Doctor. No. Simple, straightforward, good. Rush With Love is excellent. I really enjoy it.

In fact, I liked it so much that I had it on while I was playing No Man's Sky. I watched like an hour of it and then I was like, I'm enjoying this so much. I actually did want to just watch it. So I started it from the start again and I watched it over. That's how that's how good it is, is that I could be bothered doing that. What is also good is that in your mind, you think that in every James Bond movie he fought the Russians, but that's not the case at all. And in this one he does like this was.

I mean, it's not all said in Russia. In fact, is any of it said in Russia other than? Istanbul and then on the train to what are they trying to get to? I can't remember see. See, in my head, I don't know, he's just fighting everyone, but he's just more about sleeping with women. I mean, that's part of it. Yeah, is. There any problem with From Russia with Love is it doesn't have the car and he's got Blofeld. Actually first appearance of Blofeld, he's Blofeld is

mentioned I think in Doctor no or Specter is mentioned at least in Doctor no. Yes, but you first introduction of Blofeld is From Russia with Love. But in the T and. The Goldfinger is what's that? Is it in the teaser like the the Oh no, it's when no. Blurfield's in quite a bit. He's like, he's like behind the scenes of everything because it's a chess player guy whose planet is that's right to do everything. And then there's the Smash woman, the the Russian defector to Spectre. And then that's all Spectre

doing stuff when Blood felt behind it. Maybe I'll just watch these ones because these ones actually enjoy. Goldfinger's very good. It's very iconic. It I don't think it's the best, but it's very. It's too long as well, if you ask me. And it's it kind of, you know, he's in America and it's just very different to the, to the others in, in that way that it's very like, it's a spy, Like it's, it's more of it's just a criminal. He's trying to steal gold. Yes, yeah.

It's yeah. I think the big one doesn't make me is like Goldeneye. That's the, that's my goal, 100%. That's my that's my James Bond. That's 30 years old this year and it's coming back to cinemas and I'm, I'm, I'm kind of thinking maybe I want to see it on the big screen again, if only for that opening scene with the dam. Yes. Yeah, incredible. No, it can't be serious. Yeah, it is. You get a little. It is going on there, I'm afraid.

I don't know, I have switched from my hotel Wi-Fi to 5G. You try and help. I'll say this though, about Goldeneye. It has the worst music of any of the Bond films. I don't mean. Oh, Goldeneye golfing. I was like, no, golfing is great. No, no, no, no. Wow. So long, Matt. I'm just trying to see if that helps you. Still hear me right. We can hear you, yes. We could hear you anyway, though your your voice wasn't like it.

Just your your image. No Goldeneye. And I don't mean the song. The song's fine and and actually their version of the Bond theme is pretty good too, but just the spot music throughout it fucking awful. Awful. Well, it's still it's still one of my favorite bonds and I don't know why it just I think it's the first one that I sort of watched that was that that age where I went to the movies and saw it. Like, that's why it probably resonates a little bit more. Yeah, totally. Agree, and all the other ones

already felt retro, but that one felt really right now to us when we were 15 or whatever it was, whatever it. Was. And he was not as rapey and in fact the woman in that was quite be on a top. Yeah, Famke Jensen. Yeah, Matt, you look like you're in the witness protection programme. Yeah, what's going on? I think, I actually think it's it's a problem with my my phone. Everything else seems to be working. Literally my phone is. Mine I know the iPhone 14 Pro Max is just not.

Covered this way on its way out. Maybe that's. Finally, there was a brand new one ready, ready and waiting in the stores. On the subject of the music, I think Doctor No has the theme, but it doesn't have much else going for it. From Russia with Love. The music's OK Goldfinger is where it starts to get really good. Goldfinger. Exit soundtrack. It's really good. Thunderball. Thunderball in general, right? I found to be kind of boring. Yeah, I know people say, some

people say it's their favorite. I found it to be quite boring. I remember it starts with him getting stuck in the sauna and that's literally I remember the whole fucking movie. Like I don't remember what the actual plot of Thunderball is. Oh wait, it's underwater, isn't it? Yes, yes, it's got all the underwater stuff. And I I know, I'm sure that underwater stuff was really complicated and impressive back at the time. Like, and there's like a big fight at the end between, you know, the, the MI Six team, I guess and the Spectre team

underwater. And I'm sure logistically that was impressive, but it's just kind of boring. Well, Satya underwater locus as well. No, no, no, no. That's what. I'm later. Yeah, that's later. I get them all confused. Yeah. You need to do a rewatch then all the way through. If you can't be bothered doing a rewatch loop, but you do want to experience them. There's a YouTube called Dutch Bond fan, one word Dutch Bond fan.

He's this charming young guy. He's like 25. He's Dutch, obviously, and he just fucking loves James Bond. And he is sarcastic and dry and very witty. And he does these 30 to 40 minute long recaps of all of the movies, and they're very funny because he's like, you know, he meets this girl that he hates anyway, he bangs her. And then, you know, like, it's just they're very funny when he narrates. Them so even. When he knows they're the villain, he's just like, yeah, whatever. Why not?

And who needs a condom? Right, exactly the. Problem is my next rear watch is probably going to be Robotech because I hide a scooter where where I am at at the moment and that just seems to be the music I'm listening to. It's it's making me. Speed a little bit but it's fun. I would also love to watch Robotech. I tried recently to watch Voltron but I've forgotten how fucking awful the voice acting is in those. Was more also just selling toys as well. Yeah. They took 2 Japanese shows and

mixed them together, right? Isn't that how that came together? Yeah, there. Was the Lions? And then there was the cars. Yeah, that's right. But. Even even within that, like there's massive changes because they didn't send the scripts, they just sent episodes and they just. Visuals and they're like, we don't speak Japanese. Figure it out. Evidently like there's 2 characters that they just decided fuck it, they're one character now.

Like they look enough, right? But yeah, one well. It's the same thing happened, Same thing happened with Robotech. It was robotechs, actually, because of the way Americans. Come about two type of shows, right? Yeah, it was 3 shows that had the together because Macross Southern Cross. Oh. That's right. And I forget what the third one was, but it's because at the time in America, you had to have or a cartoon series, you had to be 136 episodes or something. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. To have a lot of ridiculous because it was on every day. Those shows were on every day. That's wild. People always talk. About screen. Time now and I'm like, mate, we we are. I think we used to watch a lot of TV in the 80s. Like, yeah, I don't think it's a new thing. Look, I do want to say just before we move on, Speaking of Japan. Right. The one of the most recent that I watched, You Only Live Twice. I want to talk about this a

little bit because I think this is the Bond movie I must have watched the most as a kid because I got so nostalgic when it, oh, there I am when I put this on, the music is fantastic. And really, you know, you know, when you, you know, you watch something and you go, I haven't seen this in ages. And instantly you get like this wave of nostalgia where you go, oh, this one I forgot. I I guess I just watched this a lot because I was really interested in Japanese culture because I watched Shogun and all that. Yeah, yeah. You Only Live Twice is a

fantastic movie, but it's a little bit problematic and I know people are aware of the fact that they make him look like a Japanese man in it. There's a sequence in this movie where James Bond has to become a Japanese man. He has to do it. Mickey Rooney. I still Mickey Rooney take a Japanese wife. Who? And it's only marginally better than the Mickey Rooney portrayal too. Like when? You. I mean he. He doesn't do the.

Voice Sean Connery talking about this but. And that's emotionally doesn't do an accent. And they put little prosthetic things in his eyes to make him look Japanese and it and it, and it ends up being pointless anyway because they do that so that he can hide in the fishing village for a long time to keep an eye on the, the, the bad guys because the, the US launches in a week. And then they literally the first night he's there, right with his fake wife who refuses to sleep with him. And then it cuts to later that night and she's asleep on the

other side of the room and he's just there staring at her in the night, going like. Why wouldn't you fuck me? So that was creepy. And then and then the guy comes in and goes, Oh no, they've moved the launch up tonight. It's tonight. It's like this is all pointless anyway. Does he still get the fuck up? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. She's coming up with yeah, yeah. In fact, she. So they go. He takes her on a on a boat to this cave that a friend went missing in. That's how they find out where

the base is and all that kind of stuff. Anyway, so they're out on a boat. He's in his fishing gear. She's in a bikini, of course. And then they get on the island. They go out at the volcano, she's in the bikini. They find the base. He says go back and get Tanaka right forget forgetting or not caring that their boat got stuck in The Cave. So she next thing is literally her swimming through the ocean to get back to mainland Japan to get the Japanese Secret Service. This is very funny. But then when she comes back

with them, she's clothed. But then mysteriously, when they leave, when they're running out of the base at the end, she's back in her bikini and, and then so she's in the bikini at the end in the boat within the. That's right. Vote with him. Very funny is it? But do you know who wrote this movie? Oh, I do. Actually. I do know who wrote this movie. I didn't know that it was written by Roald. Dahl. Roald Dahl. Yeah.

What? Yeah, isn't that weird? And then that apparently that's why it's just so outlandish. This is the most outlandish 1 yet and I think sets up so much stuff that came later like the volcano base, like the look of Blofeld in this I. Think they knew each other? I think Roald Dahl and Ian Fleming knew each other. I mean, they were contemporaries. I think they were in the Secret Service together. Really. OK, that would make sense. OK. Yeah, I think they were both in

the Secret Service together like in in World War 2. Yeah, yeah. Because from what I understand this is it's very different to the book. The book doesn't have the plot about I, I don't. Think about bikini. It's literally the opening scene is like the the US launches a space shut ship and it gets eaten by a bigger spaceship. And then later on you see that the Spectre spaceship lands like a SpaceX ship back inside the volcano. And it's just like so outlandish for the the 60s, like on the level that the others never

never got that outlandish. And now it's true. Elon Musk could do that. But that sets up the I think the most ridiculous stuff in the later films is because of this film. Yeah, right, Right. Yeah, yeah. It's got Donald Pleasance as Blofeld though, so oh. Yeah, wrong. Is that the only? That's the only one. Donald Pleasance plays Blofeld. In, I think so, yeah. I think after that, I mean in all the others it's been different and then it's. Yeah, it's somewhat different.

Which is everyone. It's a bit unfortunate because he's not consistent. Yes, as in even in appearance, he's not consistent. It's not someone else with the same kind of makeup. Even aren't. They not just, yeah, I don't know that's, I mean, you had the same money, Penny all the way through. You could have really. Yeah, same M, same Q up until a point until and. In fact, Felix lighter changes and I find this quite disappointing too, because he's he's an interesting character. You don't know he's that's

basically the James Bond from the CIA, you know, And so they always cross paths. And yeah, he's. Different and they. Flip flop him around. Yeah, Goldfinger and Thunderball most noticeably because he's a main ish character in this and it's a completely different actor and then he's been very Felix. You'd never know. Yeah. Yeah, that's. Right. I wonder why they did that. Was it just like a consequence, schedules or money? I think the guy in Goldfinger is

like an, I guess older and I don't know that you'd buy him doing some of the action stuff in Thunderball. Maybe that's why they did it. It could also just be that they were in a different country and they were just so fucking lazy and they didn't care about that kind of stuff. They were just like, I don't know who we get. As long as Connery's bond, who cares? Yeah, yeah. And even then. And even then they gave up. Yeah. And then and then, but then Lazenby, they're like, oh, we

better get Connery back. Yeah, because that didn't work out. Yeah, and then he did one more too. But they don't count that. Or do they? Do they count? Never say never again. Like if you buy the box set is that? No, never say never again is not. Counted, not counted as well. Just. As came out the same time as Octopussy, right? And that's so it doesn't make any sense. Yeah.

Also, it's another remake of Thunderball. Yeah, yeah. Directed by Evan Kirchner, though, so I'm excited to watch it. I am going to watch it, yeah. Yeah. I remember it being pretty bad. It's got Rowan Atkinson in it. I can't wait, Can't wait. Yeah, on Her Majesty Secret Service next, and then I'll be interested to leave just on Her Majesty Secret Service. I remember really liking that movie so I'm interested to see. Same same. But I think now, and also, I mean, why did it not work out

with Lazenby? Just because he wouldn't cut his fucking hair for the premiere? Is that really all it was or did I? Think he also didn't want to come back, didn't want to. I don't think they sacked him. I think they begged him and I think they didn't lock him into like the three picture deal they normally do with these. You have to promise to do more than one. And I think that's because of Lazenby, because he was just like, you know what? I've done one, I'm famous now. Fuck off. I read that Connery, they had

him sign up for six and he fucking hated it. Like after Thunderball he was like, let me out of this shit. Yeah, and like because. He said why he would get. Forced him to do. He would get harassed by a report by reporters and and women, right? And he he apparently hated it. Yeah, right. One other thing I learned of interest, He's wearing a wig in every Bond film. I had heard that, yeah. It's never his real hair. He was always born. Always, always like thinning in Doctor No.

So they put a wing on him and then after that they had to because. Yeah, he set precedence. Oh, I have some follow up news, which I know is weird because I've been so out of the loop for so long. Stan Lee. Stan Lee. Unaware of him. They've got bad news for you, Luke. Yeah, he's dead. They. Would and not let him rest? Again, what have they done now if they've weakened at Bernie's at him? Nearly.

They're doing an AI version of him, the San Diego Comic Con, so you can go and get a photo with him. No. And he would interact with you. So you will talk. My photo is a real photo. Yeah, you can interact with him, he'll responds and no one. It's just so disgusting. Because his hand's not down your pants. Yeah, that's right. His pants. Before we go away from Japan, I just want to give a shout out to the Toyota that they drive in that movie. Fucking beautiful.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, That's the only bummer about. I mean I love the ESTA Martin, the DB5 in particular, although I know again I haven't watched it yet, but I believe the DBS from Unimaged Seat Reserves is also a beautiful car so I. Forget to be honest. We'll see, just let Stanley rest in peace. I yes, I guess the AI Stanley would probably hear better than the real one did. Yes, you might be yourself. You can go and talk to him, but if you go and talk to him about your story, you might actually go. What not?

The AI Stanley. Yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah, he did. He did hear what I said. I just don't think he understood what I said. Yeah, you might get a better response this time I. Mean I was happy with what I got. Funny. Yeah, Definitely. Definitely. But even back then, just let him rest. Yes, a blanket on him, sit him in the floor chair, roll him out on the balcony. Yeah, but you know, I just thought it briefly not.

Balcony at a yes unless he really needed the money. I think the same about Tim Curry. Unless, unless it's he's asking for it and he wants the money, leave him at home. Unless he's asking for it, what he's trying to say, Dan. He dresses so preocatively, that's true. With contemporary Bond news quickly, Denis Villeneuve has said fucking stop. I'm casting somebody you've never heard of as Bond, and I'm doing it. When I'm finished with Dune, stop talking about. It Yeah, I haven't even decided

yet. Yeah, it's good. It's not. There is no news on that front, so. We do know who's writing it though, right? We they announced a writer. Who was that? You know what? I think that's true. I think it's written. Let's see, does it say in this article? Steven Knight? Yeah. OK. But yeah, he'll he'll announce it when he's ready, when he's decided who it's going to be.

Knight will be going back to Fleming's earliest novels Casino Royale, Live and Let Die, Moonraker, Diamonds are Forever from Russian with Love, Doctor No and Goldfinger. Maybe we know when they're going to are they even sure when they're going to start filming? Like is it I mean? Denny Williams has said we're not doing anything until I've finished with Dune. Yeah. Which is fine, I like Bond, but I also like June so do a good job of June. That's fine. Yeah. And I appreciate the fact that

he's like, stop speculating. There's nothing to know at this point. I cannot believe how wrong I was with June. Yeah. Look, Speaking of, I want to talk about this, what's going on over at Microsoft, Luke, because there's an article this week that says Costco has confirmed they're not going to be selling Xbox consoles anymore. And other retailers have also weighed in, like EB Games and said, yeah, we're probably not either. Is this your prediction about them moving away from consoles, or is there something more going

on here? What's going on? I'm not sure I I know I'm about to pre-order the new handheld PC. The Rog, The Rog, The Rog. 'S Li whatever it what it is, I'm going to pre-order next that comes out this month, but that's all I know. But I have yeah. I don't know, I think maybe just because are people buying consoles anymore at the moment apart from the switch to? I think people are buying the switch to and they're buying the PS-5 Pro. I think that's what's happening. And I wonder, well, I'd say I

don't. I've been out of this conversation for so long that it wasn't until this article and and some other conversation about it that I realised is there even. Is this still a console war? There's not, and that's what Microsoft is trying to get away from because they're actually saying everything is an Xbox you can play. Sure. On your phone, your computer, you can stream all the games and that's their goal. It's just is. This an Xbox, Microsoft? Is this an Xbox?

What are you talking about? Yes, it is, and you don't even know. Yes, just. Play on your fridge. I don't know, but I am getting a bit nervous because I need the achievements. That's what. Achievements cannot go away. We were chatting, you know, I've got a PS-5 in the lounge room that I forgot I have. Sometimes I can move that in here. Did you buy that you just straight out bought Bought that I can't remember. Yeah, like years ago I did. Yeah, yeah.

I bought it for. I mean, you had APS three you traded for some beer or something, but this one you just. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No no PS5I specifically got the PS-5 with the VR thing so I could play Gran Turismo 7 and that was. Did you get the disc version or the disc list? Of GT7, I got the disc version of of the of the console of of yeah, yeah yeah, disc, yeah yeah disc. But I don't have a pro because that's fucking 800 bucks or something that I'm not. And you mean you don't use the

fire I, I? Literally forget that it exists. It's in the living room and I forget it exists. I learned a lesson on that. Except maybe now that's what I should be playing on. But it's done the relief for me, it's fine for. Dan, I guess that's fine if Dan, you know, wants to pony up and get a PlayStation, you know, that's really the only barrier for the two of us is cost for you it's. Achievements. You've got a lot of you're invested in the ecosystem. Like I can't, I can't take achievements away from me.

I don't know what I would do. I've got two things in my life. First service 2. Things in my life, these podcasts and achievements. That's it. Don't. Put that on Dan and I. Yeah, that's right. My two things take them both away from me. There is some exclusives on PlayStation over the years that have definitely tempted me. They have and like the uncharted series got a war and I actually remember buying APS 3 spider man left for dead and that's spider man. I need to play that.

That's Spider Man. Yeah, I do want to play the Ghost of Yoni. Yeah, no, there's some good stuff on there 500, but I just yeah, so. You can get one from here that's not too bad. I don't have. That because how many years people have been saying, oh, Sony won the console wars. I'm like, did they? I think I just, I like, I just bought a Series X, you know, in 2020 when they came out and then I just played games and I didn't think about it, but I guess. I think the console walls are actually dead.

They're they're not a thing. I think Sony keep wanting it to be a thing. Xbox now just going. We'll release our games on Sony, it's fine. And I get Final Fantasy 7 next year. I'm looking forward to Sonic Hill and Xbox and F Sun Hill. F yeah, yeah, OK. The remake of 2 is not on. Remake of Xbox, right? That's right. Correct. Well, no, I, I, I am worried that's all I'm going to say. I don't want to get into it because I've not, I'm out of the loop.

I've not been reading any news for two months. Can I tell you, I replayed, I replayed the original Silent Hill like earlier this year or late last year on the Retroid and it's fucking great. Like it's still just fucking I think. Excellent. My only complaint about those is the controls are you get. Used to it though. And they also design, they kind of design around that, like the difficulty level of the game is tied to the controls being shitty in some cases. Yeah. Like if it was really like

fluid, it wouldn't be hard. You could just run through it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you hear that. Noise. And there's a fucking zombie baby coming at you. Yeah, and you just cannot turn around. Sure. Remember playing that came the first time you hear that noise and you go oh shit, everything is going to change and knowing even. Yeah, so good. Great, great game. So you put Peanut morphed down the bottom. That's going to be the name of

this episode, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Yeah, I already know what I'm going to do for the image too. Is it got a mouth and it's going to be a Dick, a big Dick with a little Dick. Coming out of it, dribbling into Sigourney Weaver's face. Oh. No, no Alien 3 bit where it's. Like that's just a That's a picture for rule rule 34. You can put that on there. That definitely exists. Rules. Yeah, definitely. What's? We did an episode where we had a RoboCop penis, didn't we?

As the thumbnail. I remember that, I remember. I do remember. Creating that. Robo clock? Yeah, I think that does ring a bell. So, you know, we can do one very similar to that. Yeah, I Google this. Oh, Matt's gone. He's gone down to the disgusting rabbit. Hole. This is Xenomorph. Yeah. Completely turned off now. Yeah. So have you not watched the Mandalorian Grogu trailer then?

Like. No, I haven't watched it. You have watched it all right, I. Don't like I watched? The trailer. Not watching, not watched YouTube, not read any news. I've been just radio silent. Good on you for two months. Good on you. Yeah. Well, I mean, it looks like the TV show. I'll just say that in a way that maybe go, OK, I just I don't care it. Shouldn't just remain the TV show? I have a feeling because all of

this is going to be the. First episode of the third series and when this is not for me. It's going to be a. It doesn't wear a lot like it. It just looks like the show too. Like it's not. I don't know. There's something about it that was. Going to be my question, have they? I thought if anything was going to get me, maybe they've just done this so well. It's like cinematically or something. Yeah, it looks different. No, because that's what I'm

saying. That's the problem is that the TV show already looked pretty good. And so now, yeah, I don't know. It's it's it's weird. But yeah, I don't know. I don't care about this. Unfortunately, no good. I thought you were going to say, oh it's fucking great in the year and it's not no good. OK, I will go to a movie for you. It's got a little Babu Frick looking guy in it but. OK, well I hate that guy. Babu Frick was the only good thing about. I hated him, but you know, just

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