Kitten Lube: Microsoft Buys Minecraft & Shia LaBeouf Cabaret Meltdown

[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy all right welcome back another week multiple nerdgasm away away we go you're back welcome back Dave what do you mean you weren't here last week yeah oh you record one did you yep yep good stuff I knew you I knew you didn't listen to them I knew you wouldn't even notice if that came out yeah I know why the [ __ ] would I listen to this podcast it's terrible ratings were through the roof last week yeah oh so where were you do you want to not really play yourself no all right fine no fine if you must know I was

working oh well that's no that's not interesting at all all right fine moving on right well unlike our listeners I have a job you're assuming our listeners are unemployed yeah yeah um all the listeners that I've bet actually have jobs really then why haven't they all sent me a dollar like I asked for three asked several times for us to send them us a dollar and I have no dollars in my bank no dollars Matt Matt can you start a virtual tip jar on our website because I think uh people just sending me a dollar direct is just not working out for them I can certainly put one up there I don't know if anyone's going to well they will if they want to listen to this podcast again because if you don't send me a dollar uh then you're not allowed to watch it anymore yeah

literally if I don't have a dollar in my account by by the next episode I'm not doing this podcast anymore and of course we go by the honor System so I won't know but um but you'll know you'll know if you're listening to this podcast and you haven't paid so if they give into a Kickstarter but don't give you a dollar can they still listen or all right I'll allow that because I do want to talk to the dead ghost of Steve Jobs Dan I think I think everyone wants to talk to the dead ghost of St jobs I mean that's well you'd think so Dave you'd think so but we're we're not quite halfway to our goal so it means that people out there just don't give a [ __ ] about the ghost of Steve Jobs how much how much is our goal I got this $500 amazing $500 and

how much do we have now uh60 that's not even halfway that is no near halfway no so pull your fingers out listeners all right pretty sure the people that have kicked in already are sleeping with one or more members of the podcast so who's sleeping with my mother I'll kill you if we don't uh get this uh kick started happening I'm out of the podcast I'm done so uh there you go all right so if you enjoyed last week's episode then continue to not give us money if you if you didn't then come on guys so if we don't get an influx of cash we're going to assume that people just don't want Dave on the podcast is that is that what we're going to that's pretty much where I'm headed dude so uh if we don't get cash by next week I'm uh

I'm out for good and that's uh that's on you listeners that's on you well you heard it here first cuz where else would you where else would you hear it let's be honest unbelievable well I guess we uh we better start well speaking of stars throwing a tanty uh not not at all well shuff's in the news again chuff what's he done this time man well he he was in trouble for um yelling of cities at a burlesk show I believe uh it wasn't a burlesque show it was a Broadway production of Cabaret the musical oh sorry cab staring Alan Cummings my bad they'll teach me to read the headline you just read Cabaret and assumed it was exactly after Shai was kicked out of the Cabaret and after he got into a fight

with a homeless man hold on I have go back what what what happened next he got to do a fight with the homeless man yeah but not after not until he'd been kicked out of the Cabaret whilst screaming don't you know who I am such a cliche and not only that once he was gone the stage manager made an announcement ladies and Gentlemen please take your seats for the second half shil buff has left the building in handcuffs excellent oh Jesus he is a real [ __ ] isn't he so well he's he's got a fan apparently well he's got four fans us and another fan who whoa I'm not a fan well someone is grael Nal I love it when Matt tries to pronounce foreign

names do I Nal see I just skipped over it but Matt uh Matt really tries uh 10 points uh she's been arrested after she was found skullking around the ACT is Studio City Property um he caught her eating watermelon in her driveway her driveway or his driveway his driveway his driveway his watermelon or did she bring it from home what was her crime when he asked her to leave she reportedly screamed I am going to blow up your house I am going to blow up the world you are Albert Einstein and we belong together okay there's so many things that are funny about that I mean if you were going to mistake shil buff for anyone anyone living or dead I think the last possible person

would be Einstein yeah sheally also arrived once carrying a baby claiming she and La labuff were best friends in a previous life and that's so Random I thought you were going to say showed up carrying a baby and saying that it was his baby no no but no no no turned up with a baby with an unrelated story about being best friends in a past life Y and she said something like it's a baby come out shy we need to talk Matt I'm sure it would have sounded more like it's a baby y' it's a baby I'm going to leave the baby he said don't leave the baby I'm not famous anymore so yeah she's been um ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from him at all times if only we could all be so lucky I just love the restraining order though I mean

you know what can I do if a mad men's after me just file the paperwork right and that'll stop them from no no it's not a force field it's paperwork will tell them they're not allowed to come near you yeah right what what if they're a psychopath which is actually why I'm here yeah if I crazy like a bad note if I thought there was a chance they wouldn't come at me I wouldn't need to be here uh so yeah sh sh Leff is an inexhaustible well of joy in my life he's he's just an idiot I hope he never changes the one thing I'm loving out of this whole story was the fact

that he he's claiming he's not famous anymore but when he's getting thrown out of a show he's trying to claim that don't you know who I am I'm famous well I mean has that ever worked has anyone ever never been disruptive or rude at any place and said don't you know who I am and it's actually worked and I've go oh [ __ ] you're Harrison Ford I'm sorry yeah there's a great story that Bill Murray tells on the behind the scenes on the DVD of Lost in Translation his first day that he got to Tokyo to shoot the movie he didn't speak a word of Japanese and he said to one of the crew members can you teach me to say something in Japanese and he told him a phrase and he said it over and over again until he got it right and he said okay

what does it mean and he said it means don't you know who I am and um he's like oh I'm never going to use that on one of the shooting days they were packing up after the shoot and some security guards came in and was saying stuff in Japanese that he couldn't understand so he turned around and said his one line that he knew how to say in Japanese and they looked at him and we're like sorry sorry and backed out awesome well I stand corrected obviously it does work yeah yeah well I'm going to I I think they did know who he was and then they threw him out anyway because he was being ridiculous now we've talked about our Kickstarter but there's another Kickstarter yeah a bit of a trend Happening Here with another 500k Kickstarter that's just taken everyone's

money except this one's a little bit more high-profile um Neil Stevenson the Sci-Fi writer has kickstarted his own video game a motion cap sword fighting game called clang sounds [ __ ] but if you know Neil Stevenson's writing he's excellent and so it could have been awesome but just like all the other people that take hundreds of thousands of dollars from the public and promise to make a game and don't actually know how to make a game uh he didn't make a game so uh yeah that's uh it's 500 Grand not like how did this go wrong how did this go wrong well what he he what he said is the the money from the

kickstarter was to create a kind of beta like a a proof of concept um uh kind of alpha kind of thing of the game Prototype uh which they could use to find investors for the full game yep but uh nobody wanted it so there you go end of story so if he'd taken that 500k and say I don't know given it to charity it it probably would have done a lot more good well sure but that's not what the kickstarter was for well maybe it should have been well maybe they I mean it's it does look like they made the Prototype I mean this videos could they not just go sorry guys if we didn't get the full funding for the game here's the Prototype uh I guess yeah well there you go that that would be a solution of sorts I suppose would you play a game that's so [ __ ] that it has half a

million dollars funneled into the development and still nobody wanted it like that's that's not really a great promo for it the game no one want it's true I don't know maybe they will put it online so how I mean do we even know how it worked probably not motion capture sword fighting so what was that game where you swung the sword around using the mouse Die By The Sword die by the sword that was a cool game they should just make that again that was a cool game I've actually uh I played that about four weeks ago can we do another Kickstarter where it's just we give people a game that's already out the sword yeah no no no By The Sword it's live by the SW the prequel I don't want to do any work I just want to send you want to prepackage

up someone else's game and just re-release it he to be fair Dave he wouldn't be the first person to do that no give me 500 Grand I'll mail everybody who donates a copy of die by the sword on a bir DVD yeah of a printing press here Dave Auto autographed by everyone who scammed you yeah me oh [ __ ] I just can't believe all these kickstarters that just fail horrendously and yet we can't uh we can't get $500 to raise the ghost of Steve Jobs I know what do you want internet what do you want well we don't have Neil Stevens maybe I should just put Neil Stevenson's name on the Kickstart yeah no that be the best name to put on at the moment though

you know what we could do is name all the celebrities that have been involved in Kickstarter in a paragraph that says the following people are not associated with it so then when people search Kickstarter Neil Stevenson maybe we'll show up I say yeah why don't we just hashtag shy abuff in everything we do yeah I do yeah I mean I my day-to-day stuff but yeah yeah we could try that be seriously people we're not asking for much just donate some money well last podcast ever you get good stuff you get like a you get like a t-shirt or hoodie and we'll we'll send them to you like it'll happen we promise plus you can submit a question so far only one backer gets to ask a question though because there's

certain tiers where you get to submit a question well who's who's doing the sing is it Luke because if it's Luke no one's getting anything well Luke's actually you know I mean he's the one who has delivered a prize in the past and not only that he went and collected it again when we found out that that person had Che so he's actually got a better track record than just about any of us that's true that's definitely true well you say that but I still don't have my [ __ ] multiple nerdgazm mug do I I may have given them all away I may have to do another order yeah so you gave you gave away mugs to people not affiliated with the podcast and you didn't give I gave way to listeners right listeners whatever once you've given both of the listeners one where' the others go okay

I do have to do another order all right well we can Kickstart that as well well don't do us any favors [Music] luk well one product I think we're all excited about is uh is the new Fleshlight Launchpad so now who who here has watched the video I watched it it's the best video for anything ever all right so for the listeners who haven't seen the video basically it's a flashlight but it has a giant sort of that you can place your iPad in you can place your iPad in so when you're jacking off with the flashlight you can look either at a FaceTime video of your lover or I'm assuming just some really filthy internet point you can shake a FaceTime video of your it's going to be really hard to

keep your eyes on the screen but um yeah yeah oh I'll figure it out yeah I'm pretty sure there's a position you can get into where you can stare down directly at your [ __ ] I just want I wish I was in the boardroom when they came up with this concept Jeff hit me what do you got it's also got a wall mount I've noticed in the accessories so you can actually mount it on the wall so you can [ __ ] it okay what cuz just holding it was too difficult I keep dropping it yeah M on the wall there all these people going look watching porn and jerking off is just too difficult I need to literally be jerking off with the thing I'm watching and I don't want to have to touch anything while I'm

doing it did you have you've seen the video the actual on the same website the flashlight video it's just the ad for the flashlight itself where I it's guys and you know hot chicks doing it and then but the guys doing it with the flashlight instead ah it's like yeah she's holding it down where the business would be happening anyway except he's entering the Fleshlight instead of yeah CU I me I assume they're porn stars anyway it's just a bit weird cuz I assume the premise is well you can't really be doing this but you can be pretending and doing the same thing this guy is like I assume that's the message yeah is this not a chilling indictment of the Western World though I mean it's we got to have sex with something Dave we're on the precipice that's

that's it that's you know got to have sex with something you got to have sex with something the dinosaurs are extinct that that should be the tagline for the Fleshlight Fleshlight cuz you got to have sex with something yeah Gary Gary what do you got for a tagline we wiped out the dodo so that's out [ __ ] that to death and we have we have all [ __ ] the Galapagos turtles into Extinction we can't F we can't find a Sasquatch I mean cavemen [ __ ] the dinosaurs until they were gone exactly as far as I know that's that's what I know about what do you suggest we do [ __ ] oh Jesus ah you know humans and dinosaurs never coexisted then you know that they cohabitated no you fell as a blowing on my

mind oh [ __ ] no no I know that I know that God put the dinosaur bones uh in the ground to uh test our faith yeah they did they did so um you guys going to buy one of these devices no thumbs thumbs down from that how about you Dan H just no no comment [ __ ] no no all right cool I might get one when this one breaks but don't need a replacement at the moment yeah yeah you're talking about your hand when this one breaks [ __ ] how vigorously do you go Luke ja off broke my hand well speaking of buying weird [ __ ] Microsoft bought Minecraft yeah look few years too late on that one this sort of took this sort

of caught me out of the blue uh I get why Notch would sell Minecraft and Mojang for like $2 billion but um I'm just a little curious as to what Microsoft intends to do with it because Minecraft's been monetized on pretty much every platform now yeah and they're only going to get the proceeds of new sales so all I can assume is that they're going to put Mojang to work straight away in making Minecraft 2 um what the [ __ ] that going to be I don't know who cares the people will buy it it says Minecraft on it I think they I think they're they're looking at merchandise and I think they're also bridging out and they're going to make a movie somehow they already did it it's called The Lego movie cuz Microsoft and

movies have done so well in the past where's my [ __ ] Halo movie it's such an odd thing for them to do like they make [ __ ] Windows like they don't need money well if you've used Windows 8 you would know M they don't make Windows anymore it's just an odd move cuz like you said I mean everyone's bought Minecraft multiple times already like I can't see they're going to be you know the millions and millions and millions of dollars have come in and we'll probably sell although did they still sell a [ __ ] copies every day they probably do I think you're probably getting a lot of people buying more now just to upgrade to cuz a new consoles to come out so people are upgrading to PS4 and Xbox enough enough to Warrant a$2 and5 billion because they're upgrading it's

$5 to upgrade they're not buying a new copy I think very strange I think he's just picked the perfect time to sell money's probably starting to slow down from the sale of it and he's just ring $25 billion doar well he says he doesn't want to do he doesn't want to do that anymore he's not interested in being a celebrity game developer kind of guy well if I had2 and a half billion dollars I would I'd quit my job as well yeah he's more interested in diving into a money bin he can do whatever he wants look I don't care about Notch's spurious reasons he's just a [ __ ] tool anyway like he's tool love I love the headline of this article Minecraft game maker Notch sells out yeah it's not selling out if it's for $2 billion doar I will

literally do anything for $2 billion literally anything that goes to [ __ ] a dead child to murder person if you want if the worst thing he's done is sell his company for2 and a half billion dollars then I think he can sleep at night pretty comfortably like who cares on a better [ __ ] money yeah yeah you would too good a yeah Microsoft came to me and said we want to buy anything of mine for $2 and half million I'm like yeah all right I can create another son would you sell would you sell your future wife man it's $2 billion can I visit her no but think of all the wives you could buy

with $2 billion I'll s mattch future wife for $2 billion I could have a cloned well you could at least have her clowned I'm sorry honey you're off to live with Bill now that's a [Music] pit well you know more power to him whatever yeah he's not interested in being famous anymore and he just wants to go and he he doesn't want to be famous he wants to be rich well such a fine line he just wants to do what he wants to do I don't want to be the guy who owns the company I want to be the guy with $2 billion he just wants to be able to do whatever he wants and he can now so good on him well I mean if I was Microsoft i' would be like well there's a lot of ways

you can monetize this like you straight up start developing a sequel you give it some fancy graphics and you essentially just make the same game again but with better graphics and um you score millions and millions of dollars I don't know if they're going to ever recoup their investment though I don't actually think it' work with better graphics yeah I can't see that working because the thing is they're already getting negative feedback because Microsoft them I think it's yeah seems a bit silly and they they're closing down work on all the other stuff like Scrolls that they were doing aren't they they shut that down oh yeah Scrolls was a huge success oh no I know it wasn't but you know they were still working on it and now that's just been shut down I think

they basically it's just m they might as well just call it Minecraft the company yeah well so the three people that actually develop Minecraft are no longer with the company now too so awesome oh did jens's leave as well yeah yeah they all leave yep well there you go oh congratulations to them yep that's success enjoy your two billion if you're listening kick into my [ __ ] Kickstarter yeah notch man [ __ ] you can afford it you get Matt's future wife as a what do they call it what's the little gift did you get Dar incentive she's a good-looking lady Notch you'd like her she likes

games oh he doesn't though and sweds fat hairy sweds that's a thing isn't a Jenna speaking of Destiny okay oh there supposed to be a witty segue you know even at my worst my Segways weren't that bad man has anyone been playing it again well I haven't played it somebody else take the reins Luke did you finish it or um yes I did oh I think I finished it what you mean you think you finished it how do you finish an MMO it's not an MMO it is it's not it's an instance game like [ __ ] what's that game Matt used to like Gabriel Knight no the one with the the thing that was like Warcraft that wasn't at all and was like Diablo but that wasn't at all you

mean Guild Wars Guild Wars yeah that's an MMO yeah not an MMO well it's it's it's an Mo the The Other M is questionable I guess yeah yeah I've never seen more than five people I don't know how massively it is certainly multiplayer well I'm up to uh I'm up to Venus cuz my internet connection decided it would not cut out every 5 Seconds um are you further than me yeah yeah it's um I'm on the moon I finished the main story yeah I'm enjoying it I'm actually really enjoying it um yeah me too yeah I really like it um it's no it's no Halo but um it's better than Halo I still don't get it it's not better than Halo it's definitely better than Halo it's more interesting have you played the um Crucible have you been playing that you

mean multiplayer like the yeah Death Match you can't tell who's an enemy and who's on your team that's what I was about to ask I was about to ask how the [ __ ] do how the [ __ ] do you tell who's on the other team you can't well the ones that kill me are on the other team and the guys that run past me and don't kill me are on my team why why did they even include a multiplayer mode in it it's terrible see yeah so I've just taken a shooting everybody and then if if that doesn't if makes my team unhappy then I'm sorry but I can't [ __ ] tell yeah I find that the multiplayer and the single player what it is very very different the multiplayer is a lot more Fast Pace I had to swap weapons completely I went into multiplayer with the Scout

rifle I had I was utterly useless I had to like buy an assault rifle yeah or what do they call them Auto rifle yeah yeah cuz I'm playing through the whole game with just a pistol and that is useless oh the revolvers yeah yeah I like them they're quite powerful in single player because I don't know the AI just dies yeah no I've got this Scout rifle at the moment that's um I've upgraded it's pretty [ __ ] awesome yeah see I like them but in yeah in the multiplayer it's no good or rather the versus PVP I like going to all the different planets but the load times are so bad they are pretty it's pretty slow isn't it oh they're awful oh it's so painful I have time for this I don't have time for this get you further than me yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know how

that's possible because I haven't been on for three weeks what the hell well I mean I play it when I can I don't have a huge amount of time unfortunately I guess not you got the same amount of time as everyone else Matt I know I'm just some people don't get more time than other people all right fine but you're not that [ __ ] privileged no I know I know bung are generally pretty awful at telling stories but this is even worse than than Halo's non-existent story like this this is I don't even know what I'm doing I don't even know I'm fighting people why am I fighting people I find the world a lot more interesting visually like a [ __ ] ton more interesting visually than Halo but I still don't really have any idea what's going on and you're right it

is it's very similar to Halo where I'm sure they're explaining things to me but it's just it just in one ear out the other is not interesting to me I actually like the story in Halo see I don't even know what the story is in Halo yeah but L and I like the story in Halo because we know all the backstory we've read all the books we know all the yeah okay you know that makes sense us but if if you play through Halo 2 and you haven't read any of the books you would have no [ __ ] idea what is going on all I remember about Halo 2 is that there's that thing in the water the grave mind yeah that I remember that thing I remember him and then at the end I was on a spaceship yeah yeah it it's very confusing but I mean I like the art the art in Destiny it's it's really nice

when I got to Venus I was like oh this is pretty um I I do like the gun play I think it's the the mechanics are really good it's a solid shooter but it it oh God it falls down terribly when it comes to the story I don't even know what's going on what the hell bunge yeah and apparently there's not a whole lot to do once you get to level 20 you just keep going back and playing different things so you can get better armor yes what are you going to do with the armor you you you wear it and then what to to go back and do the same things again yep well I assume they're going to release more content but they are but man it's been such a long time you think they would have had more so long yeah you get level 20 the story's done and then you're just leveling up

your armor and it's the story should have been a lot more in depth and a lot longer for what it is cuz what level are you now Dave being uh level 13 okay cuz I'm level 10 and I'm on the moon is Venus next yeah Venus is next okay you should be getting to Mars around level 16 1 right right how do you go from the Moon to Venus you you going on a spaceship Dan oh right well that's uh yeah no get this again not only do you go from Earth to the Moon then to Venus but you go all the way to the outer asteroid belt like in the OR cloud and then back to Venus so in terms of like distance it doesn't really make any sense yeah plus Jenna's going to cut that bit where I uh showed my ignorance aren't you Jenna if you do Jenna I'm never doing this podcast again

[ __ ] let's really put her on the spot I don't think it has I think she's cutting it right now thanks Jenna is that your answer for everything now it is I don't actually listen back to the podcast but if I find out from someone and they tell me that it was cut I will be fine if it's not cut you can contact Dave on let him let him know that it was cut cuz he won't be listening to the podcast yeah so someone's got to let him know someone's going to have to call him and it's not us cuz we don't care [ __ ] you guys so listeners head on over to the I summon Kickstarter out donate some money and then give Dave a call on and let him know that you did all right that's it I'm out I'm out I'm done done I'm [ __ ] done I got I got better

things to do now I got better things fine look what Dan tell me about Sin City 2 yeah I went to the premiere of Sin City 2 a Dame to kill for did everyone like Sin City did everyone love it loveed it love it it I really liked it as well imagine if Sin City went for twice as long and all the good bits were in the first half why so I'm not even going to watch it now thanks it's exactly the same but here's the thing it's enjoyable but it doesn't offer anything new it's literally just like a bit more sinity and not quite as nuanced and the first time I saw sinity like just the visuals of it blew me away and of course it looks exactly the same but I've seen it so it's not exactly blow my mind all

over again yeah um One new story and then the rest of them are just stories that continue on the characters from the previous film including one that I didn't realize it did until I realized Iz that they have a new actor playing the same character as someone played in the first one and uh so see it but yeah I don't know don't enjoy it or else no no no look it was enjoyable but like I've already forgotten most of it thumbs down really like um no it's not thumbs down it was just um no no no thumbs thumbs straight across I guess uh Luke if you've got a [ __ ] ton of

ironing to do maybe you want to pop this on uh at the cinema of course yeah I mean look I I saw this at the cinema but I didn't pay for the ticket so if I had had to pay for it maybe I would have been disappointed also I Saw 3D because I had no choice um I'll say it's a pretty Innovative use of 3D I mean it's you know was interesting having that visual style but dimensionalized um but just all in all bit nothing really I was meant to go see it last week but then I had to fly to Adelaide for work so that stopped that you don't have Cinemas in Adelaide nope well look I don't want to talk anyone out of it like it's the same reviews we always get if you were going

to see it go [ __ ] see it like you might love it Luke I don't know like why do we even talk I I found it less satisfying than the first film by quite a large margin but I mean if you don't care you probably like it not as good as Guardians of the Galaxy Dan there's not a lot of films that are as good as Guardians of the Galaxy Dave okay have you been to see that yet Dave what do you think I think you probably haven't yeah I think hon right I think you should yeah I'll uh I I'll see it eventually all right I'll see it like I did Avengers at your house and I'll eat a slice of pizza and then vomit for 4 hours yeah and and then never watch the end of it yeah that's right still haven't seen the ending so Dave still doesn't know what happens well speaking of the Avengers

um I mean not really but um Dan akroy has come out and said that he wants Ghostbusters how is that a segue how is that a seg wait for it wait for it Dan Arro has come out and said that he wants Ghostbusters to have a Marvel like Universe where is that ACC crazy occur together yeah but what what else occurs in the same universe as Ghostbusters here here well that's that's the thing because he's he's made a statement here and I'll read it I'll read it but I'll be honest it all involves the Ghostbusters one way or another so Dan arroy says my whole thinking on Ghostbusters now it's beyond just a sequel and a prequel and a movie and another TV show it's a whole mythology from the beginning of their lives to the

end of their lives Ghostbusters as 9-year-olds Ghostbusters in high school they weren't Ghostbusters as olds I'm taking on the model of Marvel where you take all the elements that were in those movies and you put them out there as different ideas I don't think that's quite what Marvel did but I'll keep going um I think a third movie with females or a fourth movie with females is definitely a possibility that said though I'd need to write it he's a [ __ ] idiot now can I just say is Dan arroy like the one in like in your friend group who's just a shi house dreamer that is all talk and never does anything he must be cuz what does that even mean oh it's gone beyond a film now no it hasn't you haven't made a film I know you made two

of them and everyone keeps asking you for another one and you won't do it and all he does is talk about it it's gone beyond the third film now has it actually technically hasn't quite gone up to there yet yeah and there was an animated series yeah that's true but how they weren't Ghostbusters when they were 9 years older in high school no I still can't get over that part well they did hunt ghosts at the beginning of the film sort of but they'd never seen one before they were studying paranormal science whatever the [ __ ] that is yeah they'd never seen one had they wasn't that the whole point the librarian was the first one they'd actually seen yeah that was the first one they saw and they were shocked and yet the scariest ghost in the entire

film as well yeah without a doubt yeah that scream woman reading yeah that messed me up as a kid it was good stuff oh yeah that's a great movie yeah it is a great mov you we don't need a third one I don't think I think it's it's beyond that now mat it's beyond that you're right you're right it's beyond the third film I we can't have a third one with majority of the cars not doing it and one of them being dead yeah two of them oh yeah one of them's dead two of them two of them are dead y wow sigon wither died and Avatar well that scared me what's predestination that's where God decides if you go to Hell Or Not predestination

is a movie you should probably watch I'm not going to say too much about it but if you want to watch a good movie and there are so few of them it seems watch predestination technically it's an Australian film they shot it in Australia it's made by Australian directors but everyone talks in American accents and uh it's got Ethan Hawk in it but uh it's well worth a watch I think all three of you might like it all right I'm speaking to our listeners of course I won't say much I'll say it's what lopa wanted to be oh oh is it about time travel it is but in a good way okay okay all right you're writing off all time travel movies now no no no no I Looper was that bad I mean it was [ __ ] it was [ __ ] and look

it's [ __ ] this new terminator's got me worried as well I don't know just time travel they just keep they they're [ __ ] it up so bad every time they try and do anything with time travel it's always got loopholes keep it simple yeah look it's true it's true I mean and and this one kind of is about a paradox you just kind of have to go with it but um yeah I I agree with you but you know if you want to watch a great uh time travel movie just watch Back to the Future yeah I agree I agree or primer yeah watch Prim watch primer Back to the Future is my favorite time travel movie though definitely all three of them I don't care everyone hates the third one my sister likes these movies everyone hates the third one I don't care it's my favorite one is it I don't

know I've never seen them yes you have [ __ ] haven't I've seen the second one you've seen them all I really haven't which was the one where the shark comes out of the thing that's the second one the 3D shark yeah I've seen that one I've seen that one all right what's um what's space station 76 this is a little film I uh I watched on the plane ride uh over today on my my iPad um it's painted as bought it from iTunes did you yeah yeah bought it from iTunes um I had to register for the Italian store but um yeah yeah yeah yeah so I um it's got LIF Tyler in it so I thought well LIF Tyler's you know personification of beauty so I'll uh sorry Rose but uh I

think I'll watch this and um it's uh sort of painted as a a comedy um it's set in a 1970s sort of version of space so it's got 1970s decor and whatnot same space yep yep and not A lot's changed out there since the 70s no no uh um it's uh it's not funny it's horribly horribly sad wait this looks like a comedy is it not a comedy it's not a comedy it is horrendously sad it's a very very [ __ ] sad film is it Richard draf on the cover uh no it's a guy that looks like Richard drack Wilson it's Alman from uh oh man he looks like Richard dfus in that photo yeah yeah but um it's it's actually a really good film I really

enjoyed it um it's really really slow and uh the plot sort of meanders around nothing at all are you kidding I'm looking I must be looking at the wrong poster because this looks like a rolicking ride through space man that's exactly when I downloaded it and I was I was shocked I was literally it says it's a comedy as well it's it's not funny it's there's not a single funny scene in the film H now I don't know if the director intended it to be funny and just failed horrendously at it or it was meant to be this horrendously sad film about human relationships and Dynamics I don't I don't know but that's what it is it's really sad now I don't want to I don't want to say there's some kind of conspiracy going on but have you are you on the IMDb page now everyone yeah I am

under people who also who like this also liked does it show a film called lost time yeah okay now I've already pointed out that that gentleman on the cover there looks like Richard drus can you please read to me the description that it shows there for lost time after leaving a doctor visit with the worst news Valerie drus what's going on there look at that see this looks like a terrifying side fiction uh Lost Time movie yeah but it's got 3.1 out of 10 it must be a must be a good film oh look at it this photo looks looks great click through and look at the poster yeah oh it's got Luke gos it stars Luke Goss Dave [ __ ] is Luke Goss Luke Goss from BRZ no oh wow the guy that vomited up come on stage yeah you love him he was um we should do a Kickstarter to reunite

Bross we should even though we have nothing to do with them and all the incentives are Sean based the money will go towards us trying to befriend them in various hilarious ways well not after they hear the [ __ ] aspersions we've been casting about them facts you mean facts we've been casting the facts we've been Cas casting facts y so um it's uh it's a really really enjoyable film if you like horrendously sad slow movies um about human relationships so I'm going to give that a skip yeah no human relationships for Luke yeah nope if you like men who look a bit like Richard draus check it out who doesn't M you're looking a bit Richard dra these days I got the beard going thanks man yeah how was in Jaws apparently he [ __ ] everyone on that

island when I think we've talked about this yeah yeah he's a manic depressive the he's on that in the Steven fry documentary yeah a manic depressive sex machine who isn't a manic depressive in this day age let's let's ask ourselves that who is it good point I thought you going to say who is a sex machine speaking of madic depressive sex machines everybody stepen fry knows is but yeah he interviewed him in that documentary and it was actually quite interesting uh so yeah it's called I think it was called The Secret Life of the manic depressive I've seen it fry yeah it's good it's interesting interesting Robbie Williams used to cry himself to sleep that's funny because I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about Robbie

Williams yeah I know well who doesn't that's so ironic yeah I put after I've finished thinking about him I put my um flashlight aside and uh and have a bit of a sob I cry straight onto my flashlight because you do need [Laughter] lubricant I use the blood of kittens oh God so um the great iPhone versus Android Showdown iPhone 6 is out it's [ __ ] out and uh because I got the iPhone 5 when it first came out my contract is nearly up uh before that I had the iPhone 4 and before that the iPhone 3 mhm so I've had every incarnation of the iPhone since it's come out here I've always been a fan of Apple but now I

just don't know if there's necessarily any point staying with them right so my question to you fellas some of you have had iPhones and switch to Androids some of you have switched back and I can't decide so I want you to decide for me do let me let me ask you one question F out the pros and cons and I will get whatever the I don't need to give you any pros and cons I'll just give you one simple thing do you like apps here's what I use my iPhone for right I use it for uh Twitter Instagram text messaging Google and the IMD app that's what I use it for well then you could use an Android can I ask one question go what's wrong with your current

phone uh it's not shiny in You Ah that's the same problem I've got with mine yeah Don't Rain on My Parade Luke okay I'm sorry Dan you're going to hate an Android I just know you and I know for a fact you're going to hate how fiddly and [ __ ] weird it is and how many options there are everywhere and you're just going to go for [ __ ] sake M you're going to hate it is it fiddly and weird you're going to hate it you going to [ __ ] desp it it can be a bit I kind I like some of those things about it I do like I saw the iPhone 6 and you know as always I was kind of like ah I kind of want that and I've it's it's been very difficult to not just order one because I'm not on a plan or anything right now I just have my phone and I'm on a a month-to-month

um plan like I'm not a contract or anything so I could just get one um but I don't really need one at all it's like as Luke said what is wrong with my phone well apart from the fact that it's actually a camera with a phone in it and it's enormous nothing that's kind of mine your phone is so big I know I thought about getting a new phone as well but then I started thinking about it my phone is still working and it works fine so I've gone why bother do you currently even have a what what phone do you do you have right now um at the moment I have uh LG h it's an Android phone isn't it it's an Android phone yeah it's got a very good camera on it and it does everything I need it to do my S4 Zoom that I use now is

actually slower than my Nexus 4 uh which is on a shelf behind me um and both both do everything that I need them to like I don't need another phone it's but like you said it is the lure of the the new shiny thing is uh is great [ __ ] so iPhone 6 is the winner then yeah you're going to hate it trust me if you get an Android phone you're going to [ __ ] hate it how big is the six the six is about the size of my Nexus mean I didn't want I didn't want it to go up no the standard six isn't that big at all it's the size of a normal Galaxy it's fine yeah but a Galaxy's [ __ ] big they're so thin Dan like these were these are Big why have they phones were getting

smaller and smaller and there they like they fit better in your pocket than the existing phones do how could it fit better it's wider and taller because they're so much smaller they're tiny trust me they're so thin you won't even know what's there no no it's not the thin that I'm worried about it can be as thick as it wants to be but if it gets any wider it's literally not going to fit in my pocket I all right Pockets how small are your pockets I'm a size 28 jeans they're that small I'm a size 32 and like mine mine fits like it's like almost falls out it's just so it's not that big man just go to a store and put it in your pocket and try not to look like you're stealing it you know what you know what I nearly did that but I didn't want it to look

like I was trying to steal it I was just I didn't have the balls I haven't even seen one in the flesh or steel rather and I still want one the I the brushed aluminium well I had to go up both of them the other day and I was going to get a six plus and even I was like oh this is probably too big yeah it looks pretty big it's a two hander oh from what I've seen on the internet yeah on those in the flashlight ads yeah it's probably a bit too big work's going to get me one so I'll let you know of course he getting phones from work I'll play with yours for a bit but trust me D you're going to hate a Galaxy man you're going to [ __ ] despise it yeah you might you might yeah

but every time get a Windows phone every time a new iPhone comes out all the Galaxy owners going yeah I've had that already had that for a year I'm just I'm just sick of the smugness quite frankly yeah but it's had us for a year in a halfast Incarnation and the [ __ ] and it's got Android the Android App Store the Google Play Store is full of [ __ ] ad wear ridden spy wear filled [ __ ] crap every version of the app that works on the iPhone looks so much better and then you get it on the Android and it's a piece of [ __ ] like it is literally terrible here's the thing though like I know everyone went app crazy when apps became a thing and so did I I just use the Bas apps but I haven't downloaded a new app for so long and I can't think of

what I could possibly want that isn't currently an app do you know what I mean like I use like three three apps maybe yeah I think they kind of um figured out what all the apps could be and then made them yeah it certainly feels that way like Instagram was the progression from hip static yeah and and all that and then now that's done yeah we've we've got that app now yeah and then Vine actually was uh progression from Instagram and then Instagram integrated that functionality and and now we just have Instagram still again yeah yeah look Dan it's it's it's all about the Elegance of the interface and how easy it is to get around with an Android phone you're going to be like tapping on the left button on the side of the screen going there's 50 options

here I just no I don't like this I'm out I'm it's going to be like you using Windows it's going to be like literally like you using Windows well I thought this was going to be more of a grudge MCH but it sounds like uh iPhone 6 is a clear winner so uh looks like I'll be getting my hands on one there you go you'll be happy I honestly I don't see a reason not to like Android's fine and I can use it but it is different and in some ways a pain in the ass and some of the apps are ugly so yeah so for shitty UI and terrible apps is what you're up for when I got my Nexus 4 it was because iOS didn't have Notification Center or any of that cool [ __ ] um that Android has or had at the time it still has it um but now the

iPhone has it as well so you know the reason that I switched to Android got covered by the iPhone a couple of months after I switched so H and now I'm I've still got Android but that's only because I couldn't be bothered buying an iPhone outright and I'm not haven't been back on a plan I liked the um S3 and S4 because the screen was bigger and it was uh once I got used to all the [ __ ] with it I was quite happy with it as as a phone plus it had an SD card slot which I thought was really really good um what I quickly learned is that no matter what SD card you buy it will inevitably corrupt itself at random um and second of all that all the apps that you used to use on your iPhone that I

really liked uh are [ __ ] on the Android and at the end of the day it's like do you want to fight with your phone or just have it work and I finally went [ __ ] Apple all right I'm coming back I don't really know what an SD slot would actually give me like what would I be putting on my phone music oh but it's Spotify or you know just yeah no that doesn't help me really really you have that much [ __ ] 3G you can just willy-nilly yeah I've never gone over I've only got 16 gig and I just filled it up with music and if I want i' change it dude I couldn't F [ __ ] my phone if I couldn't F Jesus if I had a 256 gig phone I wouldn't even be anywhere near the amount of music that I have I know but how much of that do you listen to I

listen to all of it man I my favorite thing to do is go to my iTunes library and just hit song random yeah just mix it up every now and again it's easy I do it all the time yeah all right I think we've exhausted this topic all right well I've got um I got a little segment that we haven't done for a while that I'd like to bring back if I may you may get going on go it's called Matt horrifically horrible horror Omnibus cure the jingle m or Jenna or Jenna yeah kill the jingle Jenna hor and that's the jingle we assume I'll have to remember to give it to us as you

can oh come on guys I preempted the reaction bill has paid $2 billion to ensure you don't give it to her anymore all right oh dear this game well it's not really a game it's just a bit of fun is um called mically horrible horror homnibus I'm going to give these gentlemen the name of a film and they need to come up with what they think the plot of this film might be um they can ask me questions and they can just kind of Riff on from there this week's film is called kpo zoids kpoo well okay I guess Luke you ask first yep does anyone have their breasts cut off I don't think so I don't think so sorry are you asking us in the group

or it's like the same answer every week does anyone get their breast cut off uh I'm not really sure yes my mom but it didn't stop the cancer from spreading can we move [Laughter] on oh dear sorry Matt let's go on with your fun game all right oh it's funny is it F that wasn't a question Dan I'm out I'm not quite sure how to answer that wasn't a question could you phrase that in the form of a question just that's just to show for anybody who gets [ __ ] offended by anything we say on this podcast No One Is Safe not even Dan's dead mother so just think about that

audience no can we finish the segment please yeah let's get let's do the same okay it's called creepoid cre creepoid creepazoids yes what was it creepazoids creepoid creep ooid yeah I'm making sure it's creepazoids but it's got an o in there cuz creepazoids sounds like an a cre okay so I'm assuming that there's multiple of these kids yeah yeah okay uh okay is it it's a real bade horror film isn't there oh definitely Yes sounds B grade sounds at least B grade I'd say C or D okay Dan so are you thinking mad scientist or failed experiment or uh I'm thinking roaming the streets at night looking for girls but the zoids what's focus on the game Luke like like Droid you know creepo

crepo zooid does that sound robotic kind of robot robot zombies could that be a thing uh creepo Zoid Zoid it could be alien or robotic yes or it could be a mutation it's just very hard to work these things out okay Matt does it um is it is it set in a small country town it's not oh it's not okay all right Dan you're up is it in a big city no okay is it set the suburbs is it set out in space yes hey o so perhaps we were right with the creepazoids being Al aliens

no no all right okay it's a far flung research station where a mad scientist is try to perfect super soldiers oh pretty close CL course I'm pretty close sounds good I would watch that yeah and uh basically he tries to create a perfect super soldier and they end up turning on him and the crew of this space station and or spaceship very very very close to I mean I don't know that you'll get much more specific well may I they're creeps right right so like I mean what would you call a creep that's like a like a lecherous douchebag you know like so you know like you don't call someone a creep unless they're being creepy right yes so I'm I'm thinking that these mutant alien zombie robots are also a little bit

rapy no I frat girls in this I guess is what I'm asking space frat girls Space Marine Space Marine FR girls it it definitely has that Vibe the um the uh you know getting it on what oh sorry got the uh again getting it on uh just before they die kind of vibe uhuh yeah yeah I'm hoping to get it on just before I die yeah well in uh in in this film there's a shower scene um that I think is very shortly interrupted by somebody's death right right okay so I'm imagining uh things sex scene right not just a shower scene correct no no no there's a shower and then somebody dies the shower in the background okay okay so somebody comes out of the shower and

goes well I feel refreshed hey that was great someone's died things quickly spiral out of control they do uh multiple people are killed inevitably one person in the group um ends up like the hick likee character from Aliens and um essentially saves the day but it comes at great cost to the crew of the of the station all right shall I reveal the um the plot please please please please uh I recommend everybody watch the um watch the trailer for this by the way I'm going to put it in the show notes here because the trailer is excellent um cids even if you kill them they're still deadly oh a group of survivors try to avoid the battles of World War I um the year is 1998 6 years after the

new Wars reduce the world to Rubble oh new Jesus Christ yeah in an abandoned Government research facility where they were working on making the body capable of creating its own amino acids thus obviating the need for food obviating is that right that's what it says and is that correct the only reason we eat is because we can't create amino acids yeah literally that is the reason if I could I'd just stop eating yeah I'd spend so much time creating the amino acids I wouldn't even have time to eat I know I'm just busy creating I can't talk to you now I'm creating amino acids come back to me at lunch time the cast are then attacked by one of the leftover experiments and begin experiencing an attrition problem who are the cast Matt I'm uh I'm willing to

bet no one we've heard of ah may be incorrect it stars linear Quigley uhhuh and sometimes these films end up starring Lance Henrickson I just still can't work no no no I think she's the only famous or famous person in she is most well known uh as the The Goth chick in Return of the Living Dead who gets naked oh you H I'm sure you know who I mean she's got the red spiky hair in Return of the Living Dead not Night of the Living Dead living the Dan oanon film yeah I was about to say not even linked to Night of the Living Dead in anyway uh it it is only in that he linked it by saying he makes they make a reference to the the events of the first film in in return um and that's supposed to it's supposed to be a sequel but they weren't

allowed it's not an actual sequel but anyway she's famous for that she was in Silent Night deadly night and she was in Nightmare on Elm Street 4 and a lot of other films that you would never have heard of so and and how did she go she good uh apparently she's excellent she's she's one of the the only reasons to watch this film so um that's that's what that's what the reviews all say um the director had this to say about the film creepazoids was shot in 15 days in a warehouse in Los Angeles I think the budget was something like 150,000 it was a difficult shoot because of all the effects and monster sequences lots of slime and very ambitious L quickly stting it and we had a great time working together it was my first feature shot on 35 mil it was theatrically released and a hit on video

a hit was that in quotes it a hit on video well that whole that whole s well paragraph Was he uses the movie to hit on women I you know I made I made movies you know no it means he hit women and and that's why he was in debt and that's why he needed to finance but I definitely think you should watch the trailer it's got one of my favorite tripping over while running shots you the trailer basically reveals the whole film I assume I haven't even watched the film but I know what happens in it like it's my favorite tripping over while running away it's got uh an alien that looks like the alien from Alien uh it's got uh it's got an alien that looks like the alien from Alien from Alien I know the fact that I even understand that sentence is is just

amazing to me knew what he meant that was actually quite descriptive I'm surprised because I'm like no one else should understand that sentence like no one has any business understanding that sentence watch the trailer and you'll go oh yeah he's right that is the alien well it has an alien that looks like an alien from Alien so mhm gidy up I'm not going to call it a xenomorph because that's not what they are that's just a that's just a word a xenomorph that's that's just Latin that doesn't that's not what they called but uh and it's also got a mutant baby and it's got a uh a a person who looks like a deadite from uh Evil Dead Like There's No as far as I can tell from the trailer there's not a lot of consistency between the various

creepazoids they're all just results of these experiments and they went for whatever what what's a cool idea for a monster yep put that in there you know what's the other result of an experiment this [ __ ] podcast that's true and I think it's failed it's a fail it hasn't failed yet this is episode 89 you you promised you would stay till 100 I did say that I did say but I'm taking that back unless this Kickstarter takes off when I get $500 by next episode I'm out ladies and gent we have to do a Kickstarter to get Dave back it's it's going to cost you $500 pay pay $500 for Dave to stay I'm not sure it's it although we might lose so much M for him not being on theast that it's in our best interest to get him back true you never know you

want to take the risk Dan you want to take that risk all right well listeners tune in next week to find out if you've if you've killed the podcast is that a threat that a [ __ ] threat then it's a promise when I [ __ ] threaten you you'll know it I just did and that's a threat [Music] look we we try not to get political on this podcast obviously that's for what we do over at multiple politics gasm right um but I saw this clip recently of actor Jeremy ions giving his opinion on samesex marriage and I laughed so much that I just had to share it all right here we go it's a very interesting one that and and I don't really have a strong feeling but I worry I mean

taxwise is an interesting one because could a father not marry his son I'm sure that incest law would still cover same-sex marriages really why it's not incest between men if I wanted to pass on my estate without death duties I could marry my son and pass on my estate to him I mean I think the lawyers are going to have a field day with same-sex marriage I don't have a strong feeling either way I mean I just wish everybody who who's living with one other person the best of luck in the world spoken like a happily married man yeah and also a man who has a dog that he loves you know I mean living with another animal whether it be a husband or a dog um is great who so there you go that's Jeremy Irons I love Jeremy

Irons he's he's even more amazing now y that's uh that's his opinion wow take it or leave it men could marry their sons couldn't they um no yes they could cuz it's against the law incest to it's men what does that mean oh [ __ ] hell that's pathetic that's excellent and I love my dog and that's all I'm going to say about that it's his thing can't call him on it that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope to en the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time