Remember That Time… Volume 1

[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy hi it's Matt here um we don't have a new episode this week I'm very sorry about that what we do have are a selection of clips from earlier shows that we think are pretty funny think of it like one of those Simpsons episodes where they just show you old bits and pieces except probably not as funny Jenner has been nice enough to edit these together for you so be sure and thank her on Twitter for her hard work thanks for listening and we'll be back next week as usual [Music] thanks and welcome to multiple nerdgasm

I'm David I'm Matt [ __ ] Johnny [ __ ] Pig and you can be luk Al sex offender well there's also another first with this podcast is I'm actually doing it naked thankfully that is a first Are you seriously naked or I am naked I I can't concentrate now hang on because hang on when you when you called me on Skype it said [ __ ] wants to share video now I'm extra Disturbed I'm glad you cck to know [Music] then when Dan was a bit younger he actually started a radio station on is a bit younger he means like over half my life ago 18 no no I bought you like 10 no 12 12 I was 12

uh so D was 12 and he had this Mar H never listens to just out at this guy I love Mark H too this can we take a moment to explain not like a not like Mark H loves a boy but I mean I love Mar H I think we should explain there's just been two things that we've seen in the last 24 hours that have alluded to the fact that Mark H makes inappropriate there's a video on on YouTube that I guess I think it was going like doing the rounds it's all shut up it's uh this kid won a prize to go on the set of Empire Strikes Back and it's it's really awkward and uh uh Mike hell's having a picnic with him and whing him dining him you watched it

okay it is so awkward to see camel makes small talk with with a 10-year-old boy he literally says things like so how you doing in school yeah I think it was on the TV show because and then it cuts back to the studio and the because the kid gets teleported because apparently Star Trek now he gets teleported back into the studio and then chewy walks in to the to the Imperial Death March thing that's that's a bit confusing that's a misuse of elite Motif yeah yeah yeah and uh and yeah and even the I don't know what the show is it's it's all just yeah it's just really really awkward and so there's that and then also all right so we were already making jokes about Mar ham bringing young boys

to Deo right and then today we watched this behind the scenes where Hamill shows a bunch of clips of Star Wars fan films that kids have made and he makes particular attention to point out how young they are DN 14 because it's impressive to be fair created this she's only 10 years okay okay just to confirm that he didn't sound like that he didn't sound like a creepy mining boy hungry penile it's just so if for some unexplained reason Mark H is listening why if you know Mark H yeah we not try we just it's just a joke yeah Commander Blair Commander four and five and three you were awesome you were awesome love I mean I was one of those rare people that still stands by

Luke was my favorite character in Star Wars I didn't I didn't Pand it to harm I I loved Luke it was a great character I mean if I could go back in time like as a kid and offer myself I would I he would take you up on that off he would I'd be like I am six take me on a picnic take me on a picnic oh Dy six time to take a picnic picnics in quotes yeah did he take you into that dark tree where he met his [ __ ] s in the Darth ba suit is that where you did it you will not me them what's in there only what you take with you I'm taking this boy stop taking this young boy so don't you be me and the boy then yeah had some BS oh my dad dar's going to kick your ass so Dan um you went on a bit of a

sojourn to get a [ __ ] mouse pad didn't you I did and it didn't turn out well did I does anyone want to hear the story me trying to find a [ __ ] mouse pad I want to hear it because I live for this [ __ ] you would assume well I did that a mouse pad is a pretty easy thing to find right but I live in a town that doesn't have an office works or any real computer store so I thought all right well I'll just go to my local Kmart and I'll find one there but all they had there was a 3D Dora the Explorer mouse pad doesn't really go with everything else on my desk no cuz everything else is the wiggle get in desk get in your desk everything's from the film Necro romantic yeah so came out was a bust I

then decided to go into just my local ww Worth's uh Supermarket because they do have a computer section in there I went in they've got [ __ ] portable hard drives they got discs they got everything no [ __ ] mouse pad all right fair enough so I decided to go to the uh the post office because they've got computer equipment there you can buy a [ __ ] printer there you can get your ink you can get everything like that you can't get a [ __ ] mouse pad Jesus Christ so I went to uh you were so set on getting a mouse pad you could have just waited till you went to work one day and nicked one from there or just G to the shop near work but I was off work I had two weeks holiday hours off work I had the time and and my mouse that was your

plan for that day exactly only reason I left the house take two weeks off I need to go get a mouse pad cuz a mouse pad I've got it's not like I don't have one I just do have one it's just old and uh it's getting some kind of d and divots in it that really [ __ ] around with my mouse and when you're doing kind of precision things it's annoying it's a pain in the ass so finally I I ended up in the in the uh the discount Variety Store hot dollar and they they did indeed have a mouse pad there one did you just say hot do hot hot it's a bit racist um that's what it's called yeah this we do live in Orban so uh so I I purchased said mouse pad uh I was kind of thinking it did look a little small and when I

when I brought it home I realized it it is really only 2/3 the size of a regular mouse pad so right there it's not ideal the other thing is it doesn't say mouse pad you know like I was expecting it says high level anti-radiation mysterious Mouse evil spirit pad now [ __ ] that's the name and that's in bold at the top of the packet and that should have thrown me off but literally I've been in four [ __ ] stores by this point that's all about convergence Dan like they packed a lot into that mouse pad well sorry go on so there's a there's a big paragraph on the front here if you'll permit me some of it makes sense uh some of it doesn't and it seems to lose clarity as it goes along so if you'll permit me the mysterious mouse pad uses the import

non-toxic food grade silicone material annoy titanium principal after the national SGS six heavy metal content examinations achieves the European rohs examination standard conforms to the National Environmental Protection standard the mysterious mouse pad sorry I assume that was the end of a sentence but but it isn't the mysterious mouse pad also considering the human body engineering which function May reduce Wist weary protect radiation and increase blood circulation when using it the mouse pad Surface after the special texture processing and surfaces smooth which is extremely sensitive to the optical Mouse and moving smoothly the soft material has the strong absorptive attraction to the table facet and not

easy to remove the silicone mouse pad may clean time and time again with nonfading random curl with non deformation carry home one word carry home can be customized any designs and colors obviously obviously it's using life that's hyphenated compound word using life is very long and suitable for and then it just stops no but then on the other side it's got some consumer advice which is lucky uh cuz I needed to know if this was suitable for me and it says the mysterious mouse pad is suitable group The Long longterm users the office computer Asian healthy condition easy weariness the longtime computer player light working pressure group and Pregnant SL underage

group so all my questions were answer I've got know D how much did this mouse pad cost the mouse pad cost all of $1.99 and the thing is I was prepared to spend up to 20 bucks on this [ __ ] mouse pad I was really expecting to get one order something online oh look I [ __ ] will I'll just wait till I'm back at work tomorrow and I'll just take one home but I took this thing out of the packet and nearly choked on the stench of got hex all through it mate it it's if you use it you might die in your sleep I put it down for about 5 minutes of computer use and my eyes started to hurt so I sealed it in a plastic bag and put it in the garbage what what um what binding material did it use to stick to the table what what what special feure did they

um let me just find uh the strong absor of Attraction for the table facet using um oh the um the food grade silicone material food grade annoying I don't even know what annoying is I'm just back to the pregnant slash underage yeah like that very specific pregnant underage sorry yeah that's that's right yeah yeah oh oh dear well that's great well I'm glad you uh you finally gave up and decided to well let's just say for $1.99 I got my money with you get what you pay it seems that way Jesus [Music] Christ I uh I spent some time in the early 80s uh living with Mark HL and is there is there anything you'd like to tell us about uh that time spend well

it's funny because I came across um I was fiddling through my drawers and as he and um I I found my old diary from when I lived with Mark Hill diary is a bit gay but go on well yeah I mean it was it was the ' 80s dude everyone had Diaries and you know I was I was just trying to break into um you know the scene in LA and and try and get some work and the gay scene yep go for it well you know I just uh I just wrote some thoughts down that's all let's uh let's hear it it's a bit private I don't know if I want to share them to be honest do it God all right okay Jud really like Shar that thing he did with that dead body and his exgirlfriend yeah true all to put this recording up on the

Internet or anything yeah yeah all right just between us then Dave just between us all right okay you'll cut this out you yeah we'll cut this out of the podcast yeah of course okay cool all right so this is uh the first extract um and it's uh it's from 1981 um I've only I've only got uh months listed in here so I don't I don't know what the story is uh oh wait no did I say 81 it's 84 my mistake so anyway this is uh this is February uh 1984 I woke up this morning and headed out into the kitchen Mark was already up cooking eggs and generally singing show tunes I [ __ ] hate it when he sings those things he gets really into it and it makes me uncomfortable he always gets right in my face with it and it has some kind of deep-seated psychosexual

innuendo that makes my skin crawl but as usual he cooked breakfast for himself and didn't offer me any I used to get pissed off but now I just come to expect it from him coming off the back of Jedi I've noticed some distinct personality changes he's always on about how far he's come what great movies he's been in one time he told me that he and George Lucas had a long talk about Mark's future George saw him becoming a leading man exploring complex roles and being a huge star I mean normally I just nod my head and ignore it but something about it got to me I mean deep down though I have the feeling he's going to be the next Pino I'd never tell him that though future you know what we wanted to do who we wanted to [ __ ] usual gu stuff

sometimes however Mark will come out with some really weird [ __ ] on this occasion I was telling him about how much I wanted to have a family one day you know a wife kids the whole nuclear family thing the usual BS by this stage I was getting really passionate talking about how I'd love to read them HP Lovecraft stories as kids play ball with them you know enjoy that time we had together while they were young anyway he gets this really quiet Serene look about him for a minute and he turns Bon JY down he looks me dead in the [ __ ] eyes with those piercing peepers and says you know I love 12y olds I don't know why but that really [ __ ] unnerved me I mean that's so [ __ ] specific isn't it I mean most

people just say they like kids not Mark though he's always really particular with stuff I brushed it off with a laugh then we Cru down to car's house the music was blaring and we could hear it as we pulled up to the driveway Mark jumped out first and started singing another show tune a real song and dance number I guess he's practicing for a new role or something [ __ ] always gets work I still haven't had a single acting job 3 years in LA and I have [ __ ] to show for it except living with Mark [ __ ] Hamill I know what you're thinking but why does a movie star share a three-bedroom apartment with a nobody well let's just say [ __ ] happened in the past and Mark and I are pretty tight now suffice to say blow [ __ ] and crossbows don't make for the best [ __ ] party

[ __ ] gets out of control real quick so we head inside the first thing I hear is screaming at that moment I thought Carrie or one of her dead beat friends at [ __ ] OD but when I walked into the lounge room the truth became readily apparent Carrie was lying down on the C couch with some huge [ __ ] black guy her legs were spread wide open and hanging in the air she's squealing like a [ __ ] pig on a stick and Mark takes one look at the scene just grins at that moment I had to admit I was a little jealous but there was no way I was going to [ __ ] say anything to the guy faced deep in Carry's poon besides Mark had always told me way worse stories from the set of Empire and Jedi I just walked past shaking my head and headed for the kitchen I asked Mark

if he wanted anything to drink and he said to make him a Soder and dry he can be such a [ __ ] sometimes anyway I'm getting pretty tired I'm going to head to bed and ride some more later so there you go that was from uh February 1984 when uh I live with Mark H it was a different time back then it was a different time it was literally was a different time it was 1981 yeah oh man we're going to jail we're going to jail somehow for [Music] that all right please tell the story when I was in in high school in your 12 um I was drama and you had to do you had to write like a monologue performance for the end of your 12 to be judged on the whole class set and and we

everyone watched your performance and um so this one guy got up and I mean he wasn't particularly unusual guy or anything like that he was just a guy he was in my class he got up and he did this on The Tubby side he may have been a little bit chubby but um there we go so he gets up and he's he's doing his thing and the the pieces you know it's him dancing and he's in a club somewhere you do and um was there music to this or was he just he's just m he's just Ming so he's M dancing he's dancing really in the moment good and then obviously some someone comes over and starts talking to him cuz he he's going what's that sorry oh sorry the music's really loud I can't can't quite hear you what's that just to clarify there's no other actor it's just

it's just him it's just him and he he so he's going what's that what's that oh you want to go outside oh all right okay yeah let's let's go what no no no the the the front door's this way what oh you want to you want to go the back was just the alley all right can I also just point out the fact that they went out the back door foreshadowing set this up didn't so he follows this you know this person out so he's acting you know he's outside he's like oh you know what did you want to what did you want to talk oh what are you doing no no no and so he's Ming out being accosted by this guy and basically he minded out in detail him being like thrown up against the wall and like his pants being pulled down was he pulling his

owns he was pulling his own pants down no no oh my God I'm assuming the room was deathly silent we couldn't even laugh it was like what is he doing and and so anyway yeah so he mind and and then he mind being raped in the ass he mind being raped yeah how did it in with him crying on the floor so basically the scene ended with him this fat chubby little kid C down Ling on the floor and scene and Q egg W isn't that in Dragon Age though there's racism like if you're a a um if you're a dwarf or something like You' get treated like [ __ ] isn't that well that's that's normal I wouldn't know I'm not going to play as a dwarf but no that is true yeah shout out to any dwarves

listening you got that picture I sent you right Dan which no did I the one with the little little guy ordering KFC oh yeah [ __ ] yeah that was hilarious I felt so guilty after that I'm like what did he order and you're like to feet yeah I'm like I hope he can he can finish it all he's only little wait you saw a dwarf like in real life he took a picture such a Dave is a true friend and if either of you see a dwarf I expect a photo I for Dan's benefit if anyone out there excuse me sir friend loves your people your people yeah I friend spit on you my friend female dwarf so if you know any and I assume you do cuz I assume you hang out together yeah oh dear possibly

your mother oh awful awful people dwarves no we are me no I like them how can it be racist [Music] going well um I mean it's sad that kind of Matt took advantage of the that um you were kind of opening up to us really by reading out of your diary I mean because now that's that's a great segment over but I mean but if it's any constellation I'd just like to say that um Dave you weren't the only one that um well 30 odd years ago spent some time with a um Star Wars cast member no um and um I've actually uh I'd like to follow up your mark and me segment with um with a little segment I call Peter Mayu and

me this isy chewbaca yeah yeah guy that talks like this yeah yeah him obvious um him and I um knew each other back in the day and um I mean I never kept a diary but I mean I I could read a chapter out of my Memoirs if you'll permit me please do I me if we don't have time then you can cut this but can I give a bit of a jingle for here uh for p please go go for it P Mayu and M nice I like it I like it it's beautiful I want I want like a kind of a rock guitar in the back like a real 80s kind of ' 80s rock not the good rock I mean like the Bon Joby Rock sure all right so we'll we'll insert the jingle in and then I'll go straight in so in Jingle inserting in Jingle seting

oh Oran all right [Music] in the summer of 1981 I was backpacking through Europe on sabatical I'd inherited a small fortune from an obscure relative and decided to take the opportunity to see the world the trip would fill the year before I began college and also provide a good opportunity to lay low after an unfortunate incident involving a mid-level prostitute and my consumption of what doctors were already calling a courageous amount of methamphetamine by the time ID arrived in Britain the money had all but dried up to make 's meet I'd beg working as a dishwasher for a local Pakistani

restaurant in central London it was there in those dank roach fi kitchens that I met Peter Mayu Peter had been thrust into the public arena with the success of Star Wars but three years later was shooting still yet to begin on the much anticipated sequel Peter had subsidized his lack of income by waiting tables at his local Curry House and it was there amongst those greasy immigrants on the back steps of the restaurant passing a spliff back and forth during break time Peter used to tell me of his plans for the future he'd submitted his own script to George Who focused primarily on his character chewbaca in Peter's script it's chewy who single-handedly goes off to fight the Empire after the final battle Princess Leia would be so enamored with the new

hero that she'd forget all about The Love Triangle she'd previously been involved in and the film would end with what Mayu described as the filthiest walkie onw woman scene you're ever likely to see I asked if he thought his postar would be up for that he just smiled and told me that Carrie was up for anything so because of his size Peter was popular with the ladies he could have taken his pick of any of the young Packy girls but it didn't interest him Peter had a particular taste his pensant was Asian girls and the younger the better he used to call him his little Beauties anytime there was a group of Chinese school girls in the restaurant Peter would conveniently be on a smoko and suddenly nowhere be

found but I knew where he was he was on the back fire escape ramming his immense appendage into a willing but unprepared virgin fortune cookie girls of that size lack the elasticity required to take Peter's disproportionate member but Peter rarely talked about his sexual Conquest he was more excited to tell me that they'd already began building the sets for the Deo bar sequence and that they were already being used by Hamill who was hosting a series of bizarre picnics on the swampy set one Friday I left early to babysit my friend L from San Francisco he was in London following diamond head on their UK tour that night we went along to the woit odion to see them play Peter came along and he and lar hit it off immediately L told us he was going to

start a band and be the biggest musician in the world one day big talk for someone that didn't play an instrument his plan was to give their albums out for free cuz [ __ ] the record companies Peter liked his attitude and commented that L was a cool guy the next day headed off to El stre for filming on Empire I was sad to see my friend go but had my hands full trying to get rid of the [ __ ] that me and L had shared the night before and find someone in town that could give him drum lessons but the [ __ ] was telling us that the double penetrative anal we'd given her was costing more than we'd initially negotiated as usual Peter had come to the rescue slinging me a 20 to cover the difference before heading out the door on Monday I was surprised to see Peter

back in the restaurant he told me that shooting had been pushed back after a carpenter had discovered the bodies of half a dozen young kids hidden in the tank theer bus apparently they'd all claimed to won some sort of competition but no one could seem to find any record of it the kids from all over the world boys and girls and the only thing they seem to have in common was that they were all exactly 12 years old I told Peter that I thought it all sounded pretty dodgy he told me not to be so judgmental and we headed off to get some Chinese Takeaway that's the end of the chapter oh my God [Music]

I'd like I'd like to ask something of you uh basically where is this going Dan it's called uh it's called [ __ ] watch and um and basically uh how it works is that uh you're out and about you're at work or you people to do this wherever you are and you see a [ __ ] doing anything no and you very discreetly no take out your phone and take a picture of the [ __ ] and send into us do not do this and each week the best photo will be put up as our [ __ ] watch photo of the week no it it will the uh the winner of course is Dave's [ __ ] at KFC that was a special treat for you it was a it was

and now I've gotten greedy and now I need more no listeners do not feed Dan sick little fetish now I'm I'm pretty sure very wrong with this segment and I this is not a sexual thing this is not a sexual but I think we all know that it's not right I just really really like midgets and I really really want to see them doing stuff in their everyday lives so in a very respectful way I'd like you to spy on them and send their pictures in to our website I'm prepared to add this is a pod about stuff it's not your personal repository to have every sick little whim of yours fulfilled then look if you don't like [ __ ] watch we can call it dwarf watch how that is that better or [ __ ] photo time yeah everyone super happy fun [ __ ] of

Reason in this am I apparently I'm I think we need to take a quick vote uh so I'm I'm for yes for [ __ ] watch Luke i' also just like to say if you are a [ __ ] yourself feel free to just take pictures of yourself and send them in I mean you'll be the clear winner so that's fine too that's not cheating feel oh I'm a [ __ ] I can't enter this you can't just use go image do we have to have this no they have to send them in they have to send them in it has to be viewers or listeners of the show or you know anybody who watches our s going out and I want to get people active you know what I mean I want to I want to really I want to just start something you know I want to start [ __ ] watch yeah so that's awful Matt are you voting yes too

look I think it has to it's got to be done oh well that's uh that's three to one people I thought you would too would be [ __ ] watch is a thing Y and I'm I'm yellowing this out on the spreadsheet because it has been mentioned and look I I actually I've got some [ __ ] news oh that can be another that can be another segment [ __ ] news [ __ ] news Dave can you do a jingle for [ __ ] [Music] news all right and now you have to do one for [ __ ] watch yeah or if you're offended midet oh okay okay that was good I like that uh I think we need to pitch shift that up so it sounds like a munchkin and I need you to um put some kind of uh filter on it so it sounds like there's hundreds of them singing it is that okay

yeah so it's probably end up sounding a little bit what the [ __ ] are you doing it's going to end up sounding a little bit like [Music] this and that's where I'll put it in that's great perfect um can I just say I in no way condone this [ __ ] what well you have because you've just performed the jingle yeah so yeah you can no longer back out you're you're an accessory after the fact or before the fact well or dur fact cuz the first picture is going to be from you someone that I know attends a gym yes oh okay I'm listening now let me just working at the gym yeah that's exactly what this is come someone I know works at a gym where there is also a a [ __ ] who works out and all right I'm only going to ask you this once Matt and I want you to think

very very carefully before you answer sure which gym I asked for photographic evidence however well he can send it into midet no because no you you get banned if you take photos of other people at the gym that is the only reason there's no photo oh oh that's the only reason is above okay apparently there's a big sign it says do not photograph the midgets inside the gym inside the gym inside the gym yeah inside being the operative word yeah I want a photo of that [ __ ] entering or exiting that gym with his little gym bag his little tiny gym bag you know he he goes in to Wayne Enterprises and asks for a job in applied sciences meets Fox and gets Luci the tumbler which was commissioned by

the government and just paints it black and then oh well we have no idea what that is dude have you ever seen the D and D's [ __ ] re the dod's research stuff man I didn't know what the [ __ ] going on all right fine Ser it's a mountain of paperwork somebody knows we're talking about the US government man like the most inep bureaucracy in the entire world bring it back there's some guy who actually oversaw and built that he's not going to go this BL there blueprints no no it was it was over and built by Lucius under contract from the US government all right so so he built some guy behind the desk went yeah try and make something that does this the mechanics involved in this on the news and go wait a minute that's the Batmobile I just built the

Batmobile I spent the last 3 months from the that's mine yeah someone stole my agent well I think they actually even addressed that in the second one yeah the guy when thees to yeah yeah yeah yeah but if you're going to play something for truth and play it for believability I think you you you have to honestly say there's going to be a line you have to draw somewhere and for me that line was when the Batmobile just crashed and pretty much caught on fire and then a motor bike popped outside uh hold on do you know where I actually saw this cuz I saw this last night we rewound it we knew you were going to bring this up the front two wheels are the wheels of the motorcycle yeah so so what happens is why does it turned into a motorcycle because it's multi-purpose

it's the eject sequence it says eject sequence in the from the 80s how what does an airplane turn into a chair you eject exp can I just give this some context for the people who are lost at the when we saw the Dark Knight Dave's one criticism or his first criticism the first thing he said I thought it was a [ __ ] movie because quote there was a exploded into a motorbike no there was a car that exploded into a bike sorry your exact word were there was a car that exploded into a motorbike that's when I tuned out that's when I was like okay I watched this I saw no explosion with this car okay the car just ran into a giant fiery crash no it sits there for about 3 or 4 minutes after that crash into the oh yeah of course so so you

type in turn into motorbike enter before that he's already gone into motorbike mode remember he up like this and then he goes down yeah he goes down into a motorik he knows he's going to very clever very clever which in in Batman Forever he don't even talk to me about those movies no no sorry he should that that actually I didn't like about that how he's already in motorcycle mode before he even knows he going to be he does that it's such a stupid that's jump from that's that's but it really characterized what I found distasteful about the film because I thought it had lost that appeal to truth that you were talking about earlier I see my I I don't think the first one had as much of this cuz I watched the first one again recently

yeah and I mean that part where he's driving on the rooftops in the tumbler exactly it and uh God what else but it was dark yes I like to see how Ste mode on the car is literally just turning off the lights steal mode on the car I do sometimes I'm like Ste mode my lights we say last night some of this stuff like you know when sometimes I accidentally dri mode he decides he's not going to be Batman anymore and they burn all the paperwork in that and so they're shutting everything down and the lights turn off in the same direction so at some point he said to ALF it's very important that the lights turn off one day I'm not sure what you mean by that what what you day Batman anymore all go off at once no no second thing I don't like

okay I'm not a huge fan of Katie Holmes I mean after I saw her ticks in the gift don't jume don't jump ahead what but we're still talking about a car that explodes into a bike I thought I thought we go back to the ' 80s or the early '90s the Tim Burton ones which you've already stated you do like the Batmobile putting that out there what's that Batmobile Sid shoot off the middle becomes the bat missile isn't that in the second one yes yeah I thought the second one was sh that's with missiles attached to the B what you're saying is you actually don't like Batman I like the first Batman you just like origin you just like origin stor so you like the first Tim Burton Batman where he has a jet that conveniently has a thing that grabs

balloons on the and then cuts the strings my wonderful balloons and then he floats them out under the sea so it's some other City's problem wind currents and what I'm you like the one that the soundtrack was done by Prince yeah bad dance yeah okay I'm going to punch ight shamalan in the twist if I ever see him in the twist TST it's not his twist gland that's where he gets all his ideas down I know it is I'm going to punch him hard in it don't breathe the air I got to cut it run it's the wind [ __ ] fake yeah M you are the worst filmmaker ever I I think we have to agree he's the worst he he may not be the worst but he's terrible name one worst uh then run

it's the win name name a worst movie where something worse than run it's the wind happens uh what's the the day after tomorrow where they run away from the cold I think the cold would kill you before the wi yeah but you can't run away from it you can't run away from E next time we're all over let's see if we can outrun I think you got a better chance of out running Ice let's have a movie marathon of films where they have to run away from something that is like abstract Concepts right yeah yeah I think we need to make that film where people are chased by a giant metaphor yeah I mean I thought it look cool but I was I was expecting it to be over the top cuz it's Too Faced I liked it I

thought it was because this is a Batman movie it's not a Merchant Ivory film yeah and in fact I would have been annoyed if it was too subtle because I'd be like well it's you know it's got to be it's very it's got to be very well nothing's less subtle than a car exploding into a motorbike I tell you that much so you got what you wanted it didn't explode I'm sick of you saying seen two wheels at the front two wheel at the front the left wheel shoots goes forward you guys really did pause it and what the right hand wheel acting this out the left wheel starts going comes out and then the where he's sitting and and it spins it's hard to do oh you're convinced now I I'm making actions but this is

obviously not good listening but anyway the whole thing pivots around and then the right wheel spins around back and anyway actually something else Luke pointed out you liked something less yeah what was I stupider was when he drove up to a building drives up the wall and spins around stupid okay but and I want to point out that I don't think anyone addressed this is you're saying that the fact that the bike can do that is silly yeah but it does stuff like that earlier on it's just I don't know if anyone notices but when he comes out of the shopping center no no did it sort of spin or something the wheels Grandad what did you do when you were young we talked about Batman son talk about that no I don't mean when you were a kid I mean when you were like a young

adult like in your 30s talk about that the wheels spin through like all the way I saw that but I didn't think I actually saw it no no because the lights are on because that would just be stupid no it's not stupid it's [Music] awesome I get a dragon story I haven't played Skyrim yet but but it the talking about Skyrim did remind me of uh when I was at work fairly recently and my boss had seen what I can only imagine is a mockumentary about dragons right yeah and um but he didn't realize that it was a mockumentary it was a documentary he comes in and with no irony and no kind of uh you know joking around at all he just says did you guys know Dragons Were

Real oh what and most people in the office just humored him and went oh what and he started just really really nonchalantly telling the story about yeah no they um I watched the sto on them and um and they uh they uh they ate rocks which is why they got the fiery breath and they uh they were egg layers and U and he just started rattling off facts I'm doing air quotes facts that he had heard in this documentary um and I was looking at the guy I work with in my department Ben kind of like what the [ __ ] is this conversation no one else was calling him out on it everyone was just like oh okay okay and we were like sorry I stop you there there's no [ __ ] dragons and he actually started getting quite uh aggressive and saying

well I saw the documentary you obviously didn't see it and I I don't care what you saw there weren't any dragons like that's that's just a fact and he's like well I saw a doco all right you saying I'm lying that I didn't see a doco and we're like well no you you obviously did see a doco that doesn't prove that they were dragons just agree to disagree well agree to disagree then no documentary it was presented by um by Christian Bale and uh m m yeah that was a great concept Rin he's not listening to this is he Dan so that was a that was just a uh who Christian Bale no it was just a conversation I never thought I'd actually have to have tell somebody look I don't care what you saw

dragons are not real Jesus Christ um yes and sorry for anyone who's listening to this who thinks dragons are real they're not oh no not sorry you're a [ __ ] idiot well put [Music] D so I um I was the gray the other day with Liam n oh you watched the movie with Liam n yeah did he like it oh he he was in it he enjoyed it doesn't take is it good it's the wolf one yes Liam wolf wolf puncher crazy C that's oh my god really is that is that what people are calling it yeah wolf puncher wolf puncher that's what do he punch that's funny only because if you see it that's not what you think oh really yeah isn't it a movie about him punching wolves well no oh no not punching them no is he

a wolf question well I don't know what it's about then now I'm have to watch it no it's it is a tale of survival yeah I thought he he gets trapped in the snow and there's wolves so he fights them hand to hand combat if that isn't a movie that should be and it it looks like he he like takes down these wolves like a like he's the predator and they're Arnold schwarzen Niger and his team no it's um it's actually quite a spiritual film it's so oh sounds great yeah run out and see that you D okay I'll watch is it good it's good it's good is it it's in 3D I only watch M punch 3D I assumed it was just going to be him and some dudes punching wolves like you said man but um I'm disappointed that it's not oh no it is it is it is that what what are you

telling me here it is secondary it's it's so secondary to do wolves get punched or not yes wolves do get punched fine well watch the but to call it Liam n's wolf puncher would be disingenuous and not and not and not true to the spirit of the film I'm just saying it's it's it's it's more about survival and the is there a scene where he's like a negotiator on the phone with the Wolves skitt which will make your life very unpleasant would would would we still get the gist of it if we just fast forwarded in between the wolf punching scen like so you only watch The Wolf punching bits yeah is there a scene like is there like a special feature on the disc where you can skip to just the scenes where

wolves get some kind of wolf punch Montage I don't know I don't he's a manly man though isn't it I'm going to come out of it going a man I wish Le n was my dad yeah pretty much yeah yeah you would be such a disappointment to Le we all would not just you m I'm could you just gay or something yeah that's right [Music] yeah woman in Skyrim we all marri that same woman and it's odd because we do have quite different tastes generally we do and we joke about that and we in the game and Skyrim we we all just wanted in all honesty guys it was the first bit of poon that wandered our way that's why we all Mar seem no no because we discussed this on

this show on on this on this very show you guys I told you guys how to to to go about getting married yeah and then you then went and all married the same person I had no but you didn't tell us who you had marri that's what I'm saying yeah but that's the first woman that expresses any interest yeah but I'd be playing the game for like 20 hours before I actually got married that's me too but like I had to get that necklace and then I had to travel back to her and I've met other girls on the way have you I didn't meet a single other woman who expressed any interest in me you can marry that woman in um rifton who uh the the woman a filthy rifton woman are you crazy she's not the she's it's a [ __ ] sewer Town she's the goody two shoes that's there I

know I I mean doesn't interest me but uh I know that you can I think I've got what mat so like me Dan and Luka you know we be the kind of guys that would marry a [ __ ] sewer Town [ __ ] is that what you're saying I'm not saying if you want to you know that's how you want to run with then look I mean you all you guys all want my [ __ ] whatever yeah well I'm just saying I saw her first yeah well you know you if I could murder her I would well I moved mine into a three-story house where she now lives in um absolute luxury so uh oh you're not living in White Run anymore no no we moved to uh Solitude because um it's too snowy inside no I have a beautiful I know I have a beautiful

house we just listen to ourselves sometimes moving to a different town MTI oh done it's beautiful in solitude yeah you really haven't spent enough time there Solitude ruin 20 years ago Daniel this is the video game talk people want where real estate tips in the virtual world you we should open up a real estate agent in [ __ ] Skyrim that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes of automatically we'll see you next time