Matt and Dan here to hold your hand through the Star Wars trailer and the new del Toro film about Spanish ducks.
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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's a bit ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat penis inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to all things nerdy you want to me again mant yeah Luke's not with us tonight he's um in bed with AIDS in bed with AIDS yeah helpers I mean like Sleeping with the Enemy yeah that's right just trying to sleep it off you know how it is you get
a bit of Aid to sleep it off that's right that's why they're always sleeping in Africa Yeah couple of ways I could go with follow-ups to that joke but I just I just don't know which direction you know what I mean like into the to it I guess yeah it's or really it's true this is going well yeah speaking of Matt y did you watch the trailer for Star Wars episode 7 the force awakens of course I did several several times yeah me too it's a wonderful segue that Jenna's going to be really mad about we'll keep it all at the start M MH I mean and any talk about or henceforth we'll use words we can keep in very good so what did you think of the trailer I think I could probably
guess what you thought go on guess what I thought uh you probably thought it looked pretty good yeah I thought it looked quite good I mean look I've been less quietly optimistic than I think a few other people I've been on the record saying I think it's going to be a really good movie Y and after seeing the trailer today I stand by that I [ __ ] can't wait till this comes out y I've been kind of cautiously optimistic about it cuz everything looked good but then you know Phantom Menace when that [ __ ] Phantom Menace trailer came out that looked real good see I'm trying to forget that fact because that Phantom Menace trailer when I saw it for the first time like I had [ __ ] hairs stand up all over my body yep I know you know and most of them were mine like it
was such a good trailer that kind of leads me into a little bit on one of the other articles I've got here and sure I didn't know this maybe you did I didn't know Peter sarapin was Darth Maul did not know that now just to be clear he doesn't play the character of Darth Maul right he just dubbed over the voice and as soon as I read the headline it said Peter sarap finix talks about playing Darth Maul and I was like yeah of course that's him I just imagine the voice of Darth Maul like he only speaks two lines in the whole movie but yeah but as soon as soon as I remembered what he what he sounded like I'm like of course it is that's that's that's Peter seraphin but he do like a bit of Peter Seraphina witz I must admit oh he's great I do like him we'll link to this interview but it's
it's the interview is him kind of uh recalling the experience of working on The Phantom Menace and how excited he was at first and how as things went on he slowly started to become concerned and then um yeah everyone should listen to it because it's very funny uh very funny and interesting interview but he basically said they um that his agent said do you want to be in Star Wars and he was like of course I want to be in Star Wars and they're like all right fine uh we'll we'll send in an audition and they said you've got you've got the part and he's like who who is it and they're like it's the main bad guy he was like [ __ ] off yeah so walking in the shadow of your uh yeah he went to the James L Jones yeah he went to the uh he said he was surprised that they went with such
an inexpensive studio in in London that was a that was one thing that he actually he said he remembers thinking oh there all right fine and so he went in George Lucas was there and George Lucas said to him you could be the next James old Jones and he was like oh my God oh my God it's going to be so good and then rather than sitting outside the booth George was like I'm coming into the booth with you and I'm going to sit behind you the whole time and he was like that's weird all right and then he said so weird have you got some direction for me and George said make him sound evil that's a good direction he went that's a great Direction Peter said okay I'll do that but yeah so what you said to James El
Jones so he did the part and then uh and then he thought this is going to be amazing he found out that you know they said oh the premere is going to be in New York and he was like great and he said to his agent you know when do we find out how how do we how's that being organized and his agent said to him oh you're actually not invited to that and he's like what can we can we ask can we do something about it so he apparently his agent talked to Rick mallum and then they came back and they said well look you can go but you you're going to have to pay for self and so he did and it's $1,000 yeah that's right and so he did and uh and then yeah cuz of course you would yeah and then you just wouldn't tell anyone there that you had to pay
right exactly so he said he got the elim and was there and it was all it was fantastic and amazing and then he said as soon as the opening crawl started and it was like there's a trade dispute in the between you know between plan and he was like what oh god so yeah and it went downhill wow he's got yes some some other awesome stuff in there about him and teren stamp discussing oh yeah how little they got paid how little they got paid yeah which is which is another funny thing and uh and the yeah and teren stamp apparently took a pay cut because teren stamp's quite a prominent actor yeah you know yeah yeah he didn't know what Star Wars was apparently his agent said you should do this film and he's like what is it do it and he go who am I playing and his
agent said the president of the Universe I think and he was like that sounds ridiculous I can play that y but um George Lucas apparently convinced Haren stamp to do the role for a reduced fee telling him that he'll give him a special gift after filming yep and the special gift turned out to be of The Phantom Menace stencil set for kids yep yeah was waiting for him in his trailer proudest day his life I bet so stupidly awesomely stupid yeah so yeah but the funny thing is I mean he must have walked up to he being Sarah finits must have walked up to Liam niss in uh the premiere and going oh actually we have uh we have a really great scene together in this movie to which Li niss I'm sure would have said I don't know
who the [ __ ] you are I don't know who you are and I don't know met I don't know where you are but never met you before but I will find you and I'll be stabbed through the chest by you at the end of the film cut in half yeah what a waste of a great bad guy yeah I know to kill him off in one movie then to not really have a bad guy in the second one other than Palpatine and then in the third one to have what Dooku what a waste of Christopher Lee yeah and then the third one it's [ __ ] General Grievous it should have been awesome yeah and it wasn't see that's the thing about the prequels is that there were moments of of yeah moments of Star Wars in there but it's not I don't know it's just the thing is I've only seen the third one attack
of the clowns now the second one twice that's the second one oh [ __ ] what's the third one uh Revenge of the Sith couldn't even remember what it was called man couldn't even remember the name of I remember when they announced the name of attack of the Clones and everyone went uh no what's it really called [Laughter] yeah and especially with Revenge of the Sith too because everyone who likes Star Wars knows the Return of the Jedi was called revenge of the Jedi right up until release and it's like you're just recycling old titles yeah yeah Rhymes also who would the Sith getting revenge on yeah I know like it's not Revenge he talks about that in started he talks about that in Phantom Menace that's what thul's one longer line is at last we
will have revenge for what yeah for what yeah that's anyway my point being I've only seen that tce right at the cinema at 12 p.m. y on the release night and then the day it came out on DVD when I bought it yeah and then I just can't get myself to to watch it again I've even watched Phantom Menace since then because I was like no it can't have been as bad as I remember it being yeah but it is it is uh Phantom Menace is worse than I remember actually because I for a long time I didn't want to believe it you know and yeah you know C certain people aggressively tried to convince me that it was [ __ ] and I wouldn't listen for a long time but see how was the opposite cuz I I I watched it with Luke right yeah who had already seen it the night before yeah right so he went to
like the midnight or whatever and then I went the next day again with him yeah and he told me it was awesome cuz he just didn't want to believe that it wasn't so I'm sitting in that Cinema kind of looking at the screen yeah looking at him looking back at the screen and thinking what's wrong with Luke are you for real I started thinking there was something wrong with me like do I just not get this is this just too highbrow for me yeah I don't know I really wanted to like it I mean and there's bit there's things about it that I do like still like you know the fight at the end between uh well even all three of them qu gone obiwan and Darth at the end it's good and then the the you know the very very intense part with obiwan and Darth it's a cool lightsaber fight yeah you
know it's good and the the score is excellent yeah the score is arguably the best of them all it's just it's all got this boring ass story wrapped around it and the thing is you can see how as an old man he might have thought that was interesting yeah but it's not a Star Wars movie yeah it's like those interviews with Lucas in the 70s where he says I'm making this film for 12-year-old boys who like comic books and it's like yeah and it was awesome right yeah now imagine a 12-year-old boy reading a comic book about a trade embargo right and cuz like it actually does have the all the prequels do have quite a complex kind of overarching story about World building it's all it's all Palpatine trying to start the war so that he can become the emperor so that he can wipe
out the Jedi and all this kind of stuff the problem is it's just not very interesting compared to the other movies you yeah and the thing is I know why he thinks it's more interesting because it's bigger yeah right like yeah but the reason that Star Wars was as interesting as it was was because it was about a galactic [ __ ] battle seen Through The Eyes of a little Farmer Boy y yeah and yeah but uh sarapin said as well the same thing about The Phantom Menace trailer when that came out and everyone was when everyone had just got an internet and it took you know hours to download and everyone watched it and it was like this is g to be the best thing I've ever [ __ ] seen because that
trailer yeah even now if you watch that trailer it's amazing yeah yeah it looks like a really good movie but I love this though this quote from Sarah fin witz when he was saying how racist he found the phantom menace oh yeah yeah it reminds me of if you're watching channel 4 during the day and there's an old black and white film on and someone's in black face and they just bought this film for £8 to show and no one checked it and it was like the most racist film of the 20th century yeah yeah the uh the Trade Federation I don't know what they're called um oh God Japs I think is the word you're looking for the uh the racist Asian stereotype aliens and then there's World War II
propaganda era Japanese what they are there's W the racist Jew yeah stereotype what are you talking about says o Point yeah you're trying to use a Jedi mind trick on me e only like a money he says that in the movie I got I got a bigger nose yeah like the money that is literally a line from the film so so uh the internet's gone a bit crazy today uh in a good way and a bad way mhm uh over this trailer for the force of awakens yes a lot of people are saying it looks like it could be the
greatest movie ever made M A lot of people are saying it's uh White hating propaganda yeah which wasn't my first thought when I saw it I must admit apparently this is a little thing that that somebody must have dreamed this up recently and they've been trying to get it to to go and it's just just because of the trailer and everything it's just kind of it's all kind of tipped off but yeah it's I it's got to be a joke right man I I hope it's a joke because some of the tweets coming out of this with the hasht boycott the force awakens yeah you know hash boycott Star Wars 7 because it's anti-white propaganda promoting #h genocide see that's got to be a joke because the I mean the only people
are saying oh well J.J Abrams is Jewish and he's cast a black actor uh as the main character so he hates white people I'm like have you seen JJ Abrams that's how it works widest Jew ever exactly I mean maybe maybe I'm not g I'm not saying he's not makes no [ __ ] difference to me but I'm pretty sure that's not the agenda here I mean it's got Harrison Ford in it and Carrie fish is back Mark H's back I mean it's got a lot of the same people as the originals are in it you know also not the first black character no granted there haven't been many but there was a pretty prominent one in the in the first two yeah as as in the the original trilogy two of them yeah Lando yeah Lando and I mean and uh and also um padme's security officer in in the first two I think he dies in the
second one doesn't he yeah I don't think I don't think servants count don't don't count servants as like an example of how look it's not very Multicultural it's not but now they're trying to be and people are pissed off well are they trying to be or is it I mean I mean maybe they are maybe they aren't I didn't even think of it to be honest it no one did who's not a [ __ ] idiot I mean I didn't cuz the main the other main character is a white girl like it's I mean [ __ ] it's got nothing to do with it it's all the main guy happens to be black I you know what I figured it out I even thought of it I figured it all out last year George Lucas married a black woman that's true he did and now his films are about blacks and
women and the white people who also inhabit the world with who were already there and still probably 99% white yeah yeah I mean that's all it takes now there are lot of person in your movie and you have an anti-white agenda there a lot of other people in this film the girl who plays Brianna tar is in it she's she's pretty white there's like she's quite white I can't believe I have to talk about how many white people are in a film like I'm defending that British actor with the [ __ ] freckles and the red hairies in it he is as white as a human being can get that's right such a strange conversation to have to have like is this film racist I am really disgusted with the lack of white people in this film yeah you could you could argue it's racist if you came at it from
the other angle and and possibly said is it enough that there's only one black person in there and then even then you could say well I guess this is a universe where there aren't that many black people right right I mean look I would honestly be surprised if it didn't come up at some point uh in the film no no no not in the film but as in in conversations aren't you little black to be a storm trooper I'm sure somebody at some point pointed out oh it's pretty good that we've got this black guy as the main character like but I mean it's such a non-issue I don't understand look let's be honest here okay because we do live in a kind of whitewashed world in tolywood so there must have been at least a meeting right at Lucas film or a 20th
Century Fox where JJ had to say Andy's black right right you don't just cast a black actor in the lead really and just not bring it up can you not can you just can you not just do that now you reckon no you reckon no 100% okay but that means that that meeting happened and everyone went yeah fine no worries why would it be a problem yeah exactly right yeah idiots on the Internet is why it's a problem yeah well it's not obviously because they're trying to tell everyone to boycott and tickets are selling out they're projecting hundreds of millions of dollars already $640 million projected already opening day like and that's just from me that's just what I'm planning to spend on opening dat I've got tickets already have you got tickets I've got
this I don't man I've got this this weird dilemma right you want to hear my weird dilemma of course so ha's probably going to get to see this movie before me she's probably going to get to see it before you right yeah right and way back when we when this first came up that she was probably going to watch it right I told her I didn't want to know what happens I don't want to know if it's good or bad Y and then I made her swear to me that she just wouldn't tell me if she's seen it or not so she has to move out I guess for a while pretty much but now the problem is she might have seen it already I don't know cuz I've asked her and she says she hasn't but she also promised me that even when she does she'll still tell me
she hasn't you can never trust her again I know not when it comes to this that's right trust L of people when it comes to Star Wars anyway I've been lied to in the past just lies and lies lies built upon lies built upon lies right so so you're GNA go I'm going to be going to the midnight session On My Own by the look of it but if I want to go to that I need to buy tickets soon that sucks well you'll know actually cuz if if if you go oh you want to come to the midnight screen and she's like nah exactly right you'll know I'll know two things one she's seen it two it's not that good two she doesn't want to see it again yeah that's right yeah so that's that's where I am with that okay well I'm going midnight uh I guess I'll
probably see it slightly before you in that case like 2 hours before you or three yeah that's right yeah well no it will still be daylight saving so you'll see me three hours before me there you go so I'll try not to spoil it you'll probably be in the cinema by the time tell you what why don't you just call me right FaceTime from when you're in the cinema and then just hold up your phone to the screen yeah I think they because then I'll be I'll be waiting I'll be waiting outside in the line for that time would have watched it through mhm and then when it ends for you it'll be time for me to go in and watch it for real you just watch it twice yeah yeah yeah perfect I can't think of any reason that would be a problem none at all I think it's looking
really good the the the post that came out the other day first got me really excited because it just looked classic yeah absolutely classic and also the the prominence of Han on the poster yeah was I thought pretty cool and I I I mean and from the trailer it seems like he has a bigger role than I even thought that he did yeah I would agree I'm not 100% sure if I'm happy about that because it does it does mean that he could be potentially quite misused and I hope he's not yeah I agree with that yeah but I mean I don't know it's nice to see look I tell you what I don't want what I don't want is another Indiana Jones 5 no four four many there are [ __ ] it's three Crystal Skull yeah I knew what you meant that Abomination when it was just
embarrassing watching Indie cuz he was so old and I just don't want them to do that that was another one where the trailer came out and I went oh wow that looks like fun yeah it looked like Indiana Jones and then I saw the movie and I was like oh it's not it's more of the phant to Menace yeah that's a good way to put it because I would watch every episode of the young Indiana Jones Chronicles over again yeah read all the books all the comics all the suppl material before I bother watching that piece of [ __ ] Crystal Skull for a second time like just yeah no no interest literally no interest I did watch it again uh just to see and it was actually even it was even worse than I remembered yeah it was just abominable I just don't want to go through that I I do kind of I
wonder why Han is still wearing the exact same outfit I wonder that yeah why was Lando wearing it I guess at the end of strikes back that's what you do Matt Matt if you ever got frozen in carbonite I would put on your clothes go and hang out with your girlfriend thought you make no mistake thought you were going to make another black person joke no but I really do wonder if they address the fact that he's black in the film oh really I mean I hope they don't I really hope they don't for all those people out there that care why would they well you know maybe he takes his helmet off and two other Storm Troopers kind of look at each other and go oh did did you know he was black oh sorry you had to be in there with
that well aren't they all clones of maues anyway well no I think the storyline goes see that's the other thing they didn't explain you this very well I know this because I I somehow know this um but um the Clones were [ __ ] so by the time of the original trilogy Like A New Hope and all that they'd been recruiting people which is why people talk about the academy and all that kind of stuff so the Clone you know the Clones lost so yeah so they clone's gone yeah so they maybe some real people but they never really explained why what's the difference between a clone and a real person in in you know in a yeah cuz a clone of a real person is a real person yeah I don't quite and when you clone your best warrior you just have all your soldiers be your best
warrior yeah I think the the best explanation for why that they're not clones anymore is because that wasn't a very good idea yeah that's right and because by the time they get to episode 4 they're clearly not clones cuz cuz you can dress in one's costume that's right and they're different sizes yeah that's right yeah and they have different voices or at least they did when I used to watch it on VH see that's the thing has he changed the voices cuz I I I need to listen yeah he has see see now makes no I haven't seen it but I've heard he has yeah it doesn't even make any sense now why would she say oh aren't you little short for a stormtrooper clearly he's not a stormtrooper then yeah aren't you a little short for an exact clone of everyone yeah and no one's questioning
this doesn't make any sense [ __ ] stupid he's ruined his own [ __ ] storyline you know what forget it forget about it yeah you know what we've had this conversation before doesn't matter not in fact somebody that used to be on this podcast had embargoed this conversation simply because of that fact that's right that's right we got a clip of that haven't we I think we do let's let's cut to the clip why would you say oh AR you little short for a stormtrooper clearly he's not a stormtrooper then yeah aren't you a little short for an exact clone of everyone yeah and no one's questioning this doesn't make any sense he's ruined his own [ __ ] story you know what forget forget about it yeah you should [ __ ] forget about it all you cun want
to talk about is Star Wars if Gorgie Lucas presented you with a turd on a stick you'd worship it as some sort of God it's [ __ ] ridiculous [ __ ] it I'm done BR this working at Sasquatch news and spreadsheet and all you [ __ ] want to talk about is Stars [ __ ] so another science fiction film that I enjoy a lot is the fifth element and know fan of Luke Besson classic in general mhm but someone who's apparently not a fan is uh John Carpenter did you read this article I did read this article and I'm also a fan of John Carpenter yeah but you've seen this film right did you watch this film or did it was it Dave that watched this film I haven't seen the Remake and the the
listeners have no idea what you're talking about I'm talking about the Luke basson's film what lockout lockout is is what I'm talking about yeah which apparently is pretty much escaped from New York right and well it is and it isn't see I read this and I was like you know what it's kind of similar but then it's not if you're saying that someone stole your film because 30 years after you made your smash hit somebody else makes a film where a prisoner gets the chance to escape if he has to save someone yeah I mean the ruling is that it's not it's the president's daughter he's got a save and lock out apparently apparently and that's apparently that's similar enough so I guess I guess they decided that he must have watched Escape from New York and then thought that's a good movie I
should make it but I've got to change a few things I'm not I'm not sure the actual ruling said that despite the change in setting characters and plot it's not different enough from Escape From New York is that scary to not be plagiarism cuz there's a lot of films that are kind of formulaic it's not yeah yeah like if you have to if you could sue for every film if you were the first guy to make a film where the mob killed his brother and now he's back for Revenge can you sue literally everyone yeah exactly and and like any slasher film like you know like yeah what was the original was Friday the 13th the original I don't know was or was prom or [ __ ] Halloween yeah I me I'm sure
somebody knows the answer to that but I'm just saying they're all very similar they're just not the same which is is the same you know like like these two films like one of them's in space and one of them's not that's a pretty big difference I mean that's for starters right there then the fact that one of them is science fiction yeah yeah and here's the thing Luke basson is a great filmmaker he doesn't need to steal ideas you know he's had some good ideas right that's I mean he's had some bad ideas too but he's he's had some good ideas not all great but he did Lucy didn't he did you do that one I I mean I haven't seen it I've just heard that that it was a oh I I didn't see it no I didn't see that's the scholar Johansson one right yeah I I guess I'm not on the
bandwagon like everyone else is with her I don't just see a Scarlet Johanson I'm not into her we've talked about this I mean she's she's fine she's great but I just don't really give that much of a [ __ ] about her she know Natalie Portman you can have Natalie Portman too thanks you're welcome appreciate it uh well I saw a good film uh like about three hours ago yeah and I I saw like shortly after you ask if we could record this a little bit later I saw a Snapchat of you at the cinema that's right it ran a bit later than I thought it was going to mhm mhm so you saw Crimson Peak I did yeah the new Goro film now GMA Doro is one of those ones
for me that's a bit hit and miss really because I love his early films mhm like and I love his h boy movies uhhuh I loved his blade uhhuh wasn't really a fan of that elf one we saw in America oh he he only produced that but yeah I know I know the one you mean okay all right good good good good good yeah yeah another one the ktie Holmes one yeah Katy Holmes one and I [ __ ] hated Pacific Rim Yeah I know you did yeah well but how's Crimson beak Crimson beak it's about ducks right yeah it's a it's a Mard actually malard uh oh yeah I know a lot about them for my name sake it's a Spanish duck no it's uh Elo Elo said during the Revolutionary War ELO and uh
yeah as himself as himself look here's here's what I know about the film which is very little M so what I gleaned of this movie from the poster alone is that it only Stars beautiful people H not quite true but yeah the the main characters are all fairly Attractive people yeah [ __ ] beautiful oh you're a fan of uh Middleton Middleton Middleton what's his name I did this last time we talked about it Tom Heston Tom Heston [ __ ] I am a fan of his a problem with that guy's name he's a beautiful man he is he's very handsome and here it looks like he's dressed up as Johnny Depp from Sleepy Hollow yeah yeah yeah that's that's accurate yeah it's a very very okay this film is beautiful like yeah like it's
it's just looks amazing it's like Victorian and everyone's wearing top hats and coats and it's like Gothic and yeah it's it's a beautiful movie it looks like good oldfashioned Gothic horror revived it is it's gotten mixed reviews and I think the reason is it it's been kind of portrayed as a as a horror movie which it is but it isn't the kind of horror that people I guess think that it is it's not no teens get slashed no it's it's a very kind of traditional um Horror Story like it's very kind of Po sort of like MH uh the poster makes it look like susperia the uh the blue and the blue and red
posters have you seen those uh I don't no I haven't actually I don't think cuz it's got the tra and and all the advertising make it seem like it's you know scary ghosts and stuff and it's not it's it's there are ghosts in it but it's it's got ghosts in it in the way that Pan's Labyrinth that Star Wars has a black guy like well yeah no because they're not the Stars it stars people who just happen to be ghosts and they don't address it in the plot no it doesn't star any ghosts okay it's just got ghosts in it scroll down and look at the poster that I pasted in down the B because it's very cool yeah know that poster is great um yeah isn't it however yeah I guess I can see how that I mean it's it's the right tone but H I'm going to go see it you know what I'm going to see it yeah you should see
you should it's I like I really enjoyed it uh and like I said I didn't I'd seen the trailer but I hadn't seen too much else about it and I I knew that people had been a bit confused about what it was so I kind of I guess I I guess I went in knowing that and yeah it's it's really like well shot and it's beautiful sets in the costumes and everything is is just really really beautiful and um it's it's a gimo Del Toro film like pan Labyrinth and like you know the Devil's Backbone so that it's kind of like violent like very violent for like a very short period and then it's not for a long time and so it's quite shocking when something violent happens sure so I think it's it's Horror in that sense like and and it is and it gets the end
get things get pretty intense in it I do love the way he does that like Pan's Labyrinth is like part childlike fairy tale right and also just [ __ ] brutal yeah like guy gets his [ __ ] eyes squeezed out brutal yeah yeah yeah so there's some stuff you know along there's some violent things in it um but there's not not consistently that kind of stuff so when it when it does happen it's kind of like oh gosh all right okay yeah it's uh it's a good one I really enjoyed it and U you know what I really love though is just this is just about GMO Doro right nothing to do with anything yeah is that interview with him on the Blu-ray of Blade Runner yeah where everyone's
talking about how shitty the voiceover and Blade Runner is and how it's so good that they took it out with the director's carut and then it just cuts to gomo going no I like the voiceover I had no idea what the [ __ ] was going on yeah I watched the movie when I was a kid I needed a [ __ ] voiceover yeah yeah G's great I love the commentaries uh on his films because he's [ __ ] hilarious but also you know very smart yeah oh yeah finally this this film also Stars Jessica Chastain like uh like every other film like every movie yeah every movie every movie mhm yeah she's in everything so she's in every movie yeah she was in interstella she was in the Martian she was in this she was in that movie we saw with shy buff oh yeah she was yeah yeah yeah she's everywhere
now oh good on her she great she's in everything I like her she's good I was just going to ask if you'd seen any of the new American Horror Story uh no I haven't I haven't watched um American Horror Story for quite a while since H the first few episodes of season 2 actually all right well I made it through to the first few episodes of season three and it was utter shite yeah I heard that and I really enjoyed the other two but coven just lost me yeah right but I'm looking at an article now that says American Horror Story season 4 hotel is quote vile unquote and I want to know if it's vile as in it's just as [ __ ] as season 3 or whether it's just shockingly graphic no they they've said that um uh the um pts whatever that is
the um some some parental group or something like that has said that um they believe that it's just disgusting and vile and um you know for no good reason it's just well the good reason is horror I mean it's not for kids yeah right it's but they they yeah they're claiming that it's the most violent shocking content I've ever seen on TV ever right most Americans have no idea this is prime time Fair on advertisers supported basic cable and everyone is paying for it as part of their program bundle in spite of this the program features graphic decapitations in the family hour all sponsored by McDonald's well I don't think they sponsor the decapitation specifically do they yeah apparently the first few episodes have already featured a blood
soaked forsome and a spiked sex toy rape scene first two episodes are you reading my journal I think somebody over in uh America is [ __ ] they keep stealing our ideas they're stealing ideas from the show and from your dreams Dan I know stealing my masturbation fantasies and making cash Aller off it y there you go so yeah apparently uh I mean I haven't heard where there people who actually like the show like this season but apparently people who I don't know anyone who's consistently liked it all the way through no I well no that's not true and I started watching it because you guys told me it was awesome I liked the first season which is funny because see I have this this happens to me a lot right like with True Detective everyone complained about
the episodes that I liked and liked the episodes that I didn't like and American Horror Story I quite liked season one and I couldn't get into season two and everyone was like oh season 2 is so much better like really see season 2 was definitely more polished uh and I saw it first so I enjoyed it but season one was excellent I really did like it yes see I I didn't like it at first the story line in the past the the people who used to live in the house yeah back in the day that was excellent yeah that's what I I think when we talked about it I said that I wanted it to be more I wanted to see more of the you know the the doctor performing the abortion his and all that kind of stuff yeah I thought that was really inter speaking of which Matt have you watched the
nick no I've heard of that ow one I've heard of that Clive warrren Clive Warren and Rebecca deor no it's um I've heard of it the Nick is great if you like creepy old timey doctor shows and and I know you do I do now it's not a horror but it is the most violent show I've ever seen in terms of body Gore but it's mostly just about the dramatic irony of um doctors in the year 1900 thinking that they're at the absolute Pinnacle of medical research right right um but it's [ __ ] brutal and it's awesome and Clive Warren plays this cocaine addicted surgeon the Nick all right I'm gonna check that out yeah K and I is it on Netflix yeah I think I saw it when I was in Italy Matt so oh I see gotcha I'm not sure where you can see it I'll hop on a ship and uh yeah
check it out old timey ship just to get in the mood yeah gotcha gotcha going racial faux par for this week uh racial I have been I've been overseas quite a bit did I I did have one racial faux par this [Music] week it wasn't really racial well you could argue that it was um I offered a waitress in Thailand my scraps and was accused of being inappropriate what what do you mean your scraps well I wasn't look I sometimes I can't finish all my dinner right sure and I'm a small guy so I'm a
bit sensitive about it but for some reason everyone feels the need to comment when I donate everything on my plate right right you know oh you're not eating it all D no just you're not hungry are you no not clearly was hungry but just a smaller person don't need to eat as much right so um at breakfast beautiful little thae girl came to clear away my eggs one egg left on the plate she said oh you got egg left on the plate said oh you can have that if you want and um obviously I was just embarrassed that she pointed it out was just making a Whimsy of some kind to fill the silence y um and she looked at me like I was deadly serious and said oh no thanks that's thanks no no and everyone at the table was like well you're a
bigot why because you assumed she was too poor to afford an egg yeah I think that's what everyone thought that I was like ah she going have some of the white people scraps yeah I'll just toss that on the floor you can have it that's right oh dear interesting thing though right went into a McDonald's they do eat off the floor no went to McDonald's to get a Coke right yeah it was thirsty uhhuh Ronald McDonald with his hands together little statue outside doing the Namaste Ah that's how they greet you entirely and so that's how Ronald greets you at McDonald's that's pretty cool cultural yeah yeah he's kind of a crosscultural icon he is I I think I read somewhere that the the Ronald McDonald in South Africa has AIDS and a Slave oh that reminds
me we are going to have an exclusive interview at some point whenever I can get make this happen yeah and I'm going to sizzle this a bit we are going to have an inside update on the Black Pete issue what yeah zat pit zat Pete I've got somebody and he's he's he's come out and he said people don't understand they don't know what it is you're all wrong there's nothing racist about it and he's going to hopefully if I can make it happen he's going to explain so you've got a guest coming on who is either going to expose us as ignorant or expose himself as a closet racist yep exactly wait yeah I know it's going to be amazing that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the
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