Remember That Time… Volume 2

right well if you're listening to this I'm uh I'm in the US and therefore unable to record a podcast uh you're at home Luke is that right I'm still here so I'm still ready to record but oh okay well you're not danc in Asia yeah unfortunately um so we don't have a new episode well not unfortunate that he's in Asia no no no it's unfortunate he's not here to record exactly yeah um but we have a solution of sorts um if you recall a little while ago we we had best of episode um that people seem to enjoy um so we've got another one yeah if there if you're a newer listener to the podcast and you didn't hear any of our old stuff there's quite a lot of episodes in the past so I can understand why you wouldn't want to go all the way

back to the beginning but we've taken all what we consider to be the funny bits and um smooshed them together so this is um this is volume two of um of the best of uh you can go back and listen to volume one this volume is is probably better quality just because we were better at podcasting yeah we've gotten a lot better over the years yeah definitely and so the sound quality is better on these ones and uh and yeah I think there some funny stuff in there I'm looking forward to hearing it I haven't heard it yet have you heard it I've heard bits of it yep Jenna was working on it I uh yeah yeah I say we put this together we didn't put this together Jenna put this together so um please if you enjoy the best of jump on and thank her on the Facebook or on the

um on the Twitter she'll see those as well all right sit back enjoy yeah and uh and we'll be back with you as normal uh in a few weeks welcome to multiple nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy walked out of in glorious bastards when that David Bowie song started playing too I haven't seen glor haven't even seen it look it started off so well the first scene the first like 15 to 20 minutes is one scene with a Nazi General interrogating a farmer um and you know that there's a bunch of um like hidden people under the house and he's just killing time to try to you know get rid of this General and it's so tense it's such an amazing scene and I was like that this movie is great this is a

return to form from Tarantino he's done it but then after that it just drops right out and is just awful scenes go on way too long there's way too much dialogue and then he skips over important things and just uh goes on to other bits and then there's a [ __ ] David Bowie song In a World War II movie and you're like oh [ __ ] off get hand song I don't even remember honestly dance magic dance dance magic dance I wish the Goblin King would come and take you away right now everything I've done I've done for you that's how Hitler got so mean yeah I wish the Goblin King would take the Jews away [ __ ] I feel a parody coming [Music]

on I'm already beond Thunderdome fan really no never seen you know I went to a uh casting call for that when I was about 5 years old no didn't didn't even get a look in you were going to be the little baby on that freak's back in the uh in the the ring well that's what I doing anyway yeah oh you would been checking out the little little midgy freak wouldn't you yeah Blaster yeah he's my fav that's him that's him I know my [Music] midgets someone buy me DCS black shark it's like five bucks what is it it's a hardcore Russian helicopter simulator oh that sounds DS black shark yeah yeah I'll buy it for you can you I'll pay

I'll give you the money whatever DCS black shark no no DCS yeah black shark yeah black shark yeah I'll I'll gift it to you after this [Music] Legend D dude go to wsd keyboards.com right now choose your color you can't tell me what to do if you want to spend $200 on a keyboard yeah I I can't justify that I do have a keyboard pick out 110 it's the Star Wars theod Republic one no that'll just be a shitty cheap [ __ ] $20 Chinese piece of [ __ ] keyboard these are Cherry MX Keys all right unbelievable it's made this keyboard's made when you think about it though what's the one thing on a computer that you interact with more than anything else my [ __ ] it's the it's the

keyboard that's how you navate to those wonderful little por I did not expect that answer took me by [Music] surprise I bought about four flight zims um DCS black shark oh yeah Luke got me DCS black shark thanks for that ly um I have made a terrible mistake I'm going to need to spend at least 40 hours with this game just to get confident with it 4 hours I do not have is it a very serious it is a very serious Russian helicopter Sim Jesus and I don't know how I can say that any clear it is very serious is it very Russian serious business sounds like DCS boring shark to me yeah what are you doing it for some people I

dare say d it we very much would be what are you doing it's my review of it you fly you fly a [ __ ] you fly a Russian ka50 Hokum helicopter hookum yeah sounds like hookum no anyway it's [ __ ] complicated as [ __ ] all right right what what are you once you're flying it what do you do you just fly around no you blow up [ __ ] all right stuff cool so they from extremely far distance it's not let just like it's like you just have one at your house and then you fly it around do nothing not the Sims no Sims DCS black shark Like These Guys these are the guys that actually make military Sims for the military like they that's their that's their bread and butter yeah right cool yeah it's uh pretty

[Music] intense we're going to be starting a new competition called dwarf watch oh [ __ ] off we not doing that this [ __ ] watch is over uh it's similar to [ __ ] watch in many ways uh except uh the name is slightly different y so premise is the same name slightly different and it has its own jingle which is [Music] this your ENT oh we've got one we've got one already we can use that anyway so you can either rush to get in uh for [ __ ] watch this week so get your cameras out just try to photograph as many midgets as you can uh be respectful because um some of them are people so some of them bear that in mind some of them are magical elves and things like that and they don't mind but

um some of them are just short people so bear that in mind uh if you don't get it in of course just send them in week after next to dwarf watch at multiple nerdgasm so how does from [ __ ] watch Dan a dwarf and a [ __ ] well dwarves usually come in packs of seven and uh midgets are usually just so in dwarf watch you have to have seven dwarfs all at once yeah you don't have to uh but that's how you can easily identify a dwarf from a [ __ ] right and believe you could take a picture of one dwarf but chances are just outside of frame would be six more I'm quite happy to put it out there if someone is able to get a photo of all seven will win instantly yeah I'm saying that right now you offering photograph a group of seven

what is the prize for dwarf yet we're going to announce that after we finish mget watch yeah you're right it wouldn't be fair figure out what it is pretty much it might [Music] be cool I mean I mean as a kid Gremlins terrified me but I I kept watching was one of myor is a scary movie yeah didn't scare me about the scene where she's talking about her [ __ ] finding her dad's dead body in the CH Christmas I didn't understand that as a kid I didn't understand that spike is just terrifying I just thought they were funny I'm pretty sure can they be funny they got horrible little eyes and they killed people and they've got sharp teeth and they're small they C they

don't they don't kill anyone yeah they do they kill heaps of people dude who do they kill did your parents fast forward bits of this when you were watching it see it on screen the old lady the old lady yeah next door the old lady next door oh when they make her her chair go flying out the roof they kill people if they didn't they kill people in the same way that mcau culen kills people in Home Alone no that's not the same thing at all like they killed her they killed us sh in a comical way like they still killed like if I murdered someone on the street and someone oh that's a funny way to kill someone like you get off don't worry it doesn't count as murder murz

[ __ ] kills people in Last Action Hero like it's not it's a joke oh I'm glad you think [Music] so we're actually going to announce the the winner fet watch on today's show oh wow okay all right um so just before we announce the winner could you go through what the prize is again uh Luke you want to handle it um I've I've lost it what what um it was on my desk I don't know where I put it and I've been playing Uncharted which is uh good no I prefer charted yeah charted way easier there's Maps so uh I'm I'm not very good at it but I am enjoying it yeah yeah have fun far into it are you I

am I just got the map back from the from the racial stereotype uh that locked me in the uh there's a few of those Lo particular race would that be yeah I think he's like Puerto Rican he's Puerto Rican Jesus uh he probably is Puerto Rican probably is know gu probably just doing his voice what you talking about St up this is how I talk what did you mean let me fix your car and take your money I I've never met a Puerto Rican in fact I don't even know if that's an accurate Puerto Rican I don't think I've I'm pretty sure it's not accurate man I'll tell you that right now it's I'm pretty sure it's spot on for something

[Music] yeah and I actually watched Gremlins the movie the other week and I would just like to point out uh cuz I took a blowby blow account of who died and who was viciously attacked and just for our readers out there no well I'll stop you there because that's not what that's not what we uh were talking about last time you need to prove that they murdered they murdered people well okay they definitely murdered two people all right they mured Mr for this is Mr Hansen was murdered and there was a syringe left in his butt who put the syringe there this the um the gremlin is that what killed him a syringe in his butt no the gremlin he put his hand on the table and then the gremlin attacked him and killed him and then it stuck a thingy in his butt as

Vengeance cuz it he stuck the guy with a need as a bastard as Vengeance after he'd killed him already yeah he's a gremlin it doesn't make any sense it it does and then second of all Mrs deagle was murdered but when she was literally flown out of her house at literally I dare say would have been at least 100 km an hour that was manslaughter I mean they don't know how that thing works they knew enough to wire it up so it [ __ ] over no that's what I'm saying it was an accident right so if you pull a trigger on a gun you can claim manslaughter because it was the B it's not a gun Dan it's a it's a chair St thing that being as it is man they do break into the radio studio and attempt to murder Rock and Ricky they they fail just they just wanted to hug

him all right so and there's okay now the gremlin attempts to strangle Billy's mother until she literally beheads it with this until Billy beheads it with a samurai sword and it head ends up in the fire and it dies screaming right oh so well that's not a gremlin murdering anybody I know I know I'm just saying I'm just saying then is a gremlin shoots another Gremlin point blank in the face with a gun murdering the other Gremlin there's a gremlin that fires shots at Phoebe katees with a gun and it has a mask on and it literally looks like a rapist does she die no I'm just saying it was attempted murder well that changes things doesn't it all right the Grandma's attempt to run that deer couple over in the house that's attempt to Mur attempt yeah um a attempts to

bite a man's hand off in a mailbox um Spike attempts to murder Billy with a chainsaw shoots him with a crossbow and gets him with the crossbow and then tries to shoot him with a gun now they brutally attack Santa um one of them Cuts Billy across the stomach um there's an entire Cinema full of Gremlins that are literally burnt alive in a fiery explosion one Gremlin was murdered in a blender one was stabbed to death one is sprayed in the face with bug and then placed in a microwave until it liquefies mhm now there's a lot of attempted murders there are two definite murders and I dare say that the Gremlins are not very nice reasonable doubt I don't know what fanciful legal system you operate under but I want you representing me if I ever commit a crime

look you got to you got to bear in mind in all documentaries like that are biased there's an agenda yeah it's quite clear that whoever made it Joe Dante the director documentarian has has an anti-g Gremlin agenda all right okay he's just a racist basically right okay I see all right well that's that's that's fair enough um I just thought I'd get that out there and and just let everyone know how wrong you are yeah okay yeah yeah thanks for uh me you watch Dan um you're welcome thank you the people the segment of the century yeah yeah so would still also just like to point out that if you do want to win dwarf watch you're an instant winner if you can get seven that's right yeah thank you Luke yeah if you if

you see Seven Dwarves and you photograph them then you are the instant winner or what if they go see [ __ ] some panto in in England if you are literally if you take a photo in England of seven dwarves in any context and put it and send it into dwarf watch at multiple g.com then you are the [Music] winner uh have been siming it up lately after the Steam Sale uh now do recall Luke asking me how I was going with DCS black sh no I don't want to go there yet I want you to talk about what you have been playing and then we'll get to DCS black shark right okay okay well well I have been playing uh wings of prey um which is essentially a World War II flight Sim um and you know uh you play part of the British uh Air

Force and you fight the LT waffer and uh it's uh it's not super hardcore but it's got trim controls and everything else in it so it's it's not it's not not not an arcade game but uh when I first started playing it uh my plane kept [ __ ] dragging to the left like uh almost like my left flap was locked and I I literally spent an hour going back and forth like just tearing my hair out you know trying to Google everything you know a couple other people have the same problem I'm like well what what is it turns out my trim controls were already mapped on my second uh throttle and uh it was uh pulled all the way down so it it had to be centered obviously because the trim controls were tearing to the left so I was like Jesus what a what a

disaster controls well that sounds that sounds as fun to play as I as it was to hear about yeah yeah yeah so um yeah I've been uh flying uh and uh flying over Germany and bombing the [ __ ] out of Nazis so I was playing the wings of prey um having good time with that and then I thought I would jump in a bit of A10 so I was flying around my A10 a fair bit that's a plane is it it is it's an A10 it is it's pretty cool funky looking plane it's got like big Eng engines doesn't it yeah it's it's basically a Gatling gun with a plane wrapped around it cool yeah yeah that's how you want to design a a a flying vehicle well it's a tank Buster it was designed for the Cold War so when the Russians rolled over into um West Germany with tanks they just [ __ ] send these bastards up and

just start gunning them down but call a tank Buster instead of an A10 it is called the a tankster the second if they said oh do you want to do you want to fly an A10 or do you want to fly a tank Buster [ __ ] tank Buster well yeah I wouldn't even wait for the thinking music on that one end warthog and it was designed as a tank Buster so it's close support rooll so yeah that's what it does so how long did you play that for uh probably about four or five hours four or five hours and how long did you play wigs of prey for oh probably about 9 9 night hours y now um this is where I want to get into DCS black shark yeah is you begged Matt to buy it for you and then I and me to buy it for you we brought it for you right yeah yeah I was checking on Steam yeah you played it for

2 hours which is actually about 12 minutes there was a slight problem uh the control system on uh black Shar uh requires a lot of extraneous Keys like say the numeric keypad and the home button um all buttons that don't actually exist on my keyboard so I uh have to swap is that your really expensive customade keyboard no no no my customade keyboard has all those buttons but I use that on my Mac so I'm going to have to swap them over so um I'm going to have to use my old Mac what wireless keyboard with my Mac again cuz I was using it on my PC um so I'm going to swap them over so cuz my PC is going to get lot more I'm very upset that you've played 12 minutes un loaded into and I purchased for you as a gift and you've

done nothing with it you so far is talk about all these other games you played do you know what the worst part is I loaded up the game and I was like okay I'm dedicating some time I'm going to do the first tutorial here we go open up the tutorials menu it's empty like what the [ __ ] so are you printing off this manual anytime soon yeah I'll probably be doing it tomorrow tomorrow okay so next podcast I'll be able to see you've played about 9 10 hours of DCs black shark I hope so is there any way to doctor those figures on yeah I could just leave it on the main menu and walk [Music] away do you remember that scene in the six sense where he's looking down the hallway and a kid with a [ __ ] hole in his head comes out and goes come on I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun

literally that night after I'd seen that movie I was just looking down my hallway and my brain just kind of superimposed [ __ ] that kid standing in there and I just got the biggest chill it it really chilled me to my very core is is pretty [ __ ] yeah that seems pretty awesome in what you're saying there I probably agree that was the same with me and pet cemetery when I was watching it it wasn't that bad it was what's going through my head after the movie yeah h yeah how about you mat you're the horror buff yeah I'm just trying to think I've kind of I mean obviously when I was younger stuff scared me I was scared of strange stuff though like the guy on Sesame Studio used to play the piano and then get a note wrong and then start bashing his face what wrong piano used

to no I was I used to scream and turn the TV off whenever he came on I couldn't watch it I don't know why this is coming child that wrot stories about soldiers getting mustard Gass yeah that's what I'm saying it was odd things that scared me sorry wait wait what go back what you never heard this story I've got a bunch of books from when I was in in in primary school yeah I used to write mashups of Doctor Who generally before they were mashups by the way yeah yeah where was I I wrote the one that he's referring to is I wrote Doctor Who versus the Living Dead and premise the premise was that a truck carrying mustard gas crashed in a and then zombies rose from the dead and Doctor Who had to deal with it obviously nice and I used to illustrate them as

well of course oh [ __ ] parents get called up to the school for this [ __ ] yes yeah my parents used to get called up to the school yeah so they yeah my parents got called and I did U Muppet Babies versus plant monsters and the plants like I like I said Illustrated them so like Gonzo had his head ripped off Jesus Christ no I think we all had that mine was in the nude though I did well-known franchises in the nude Ghostbusters in the nude what how does that Batman in the nude all these stories were about these kind of well-known characters who for some reason were out in public naked you know they were swimming at the pool and some Hooligans came in and stole their clothes but it's too late because I've seen everything it was a phase I used to

write murderous stories and stuff like that but just typical juvenile stuff nothing that Sinister like someone losing their clothes constantly like that's that's weird dude oh I'm aware of [Music] it uh I it must be just be what the kind of gameplay that you prefer cuz like I said I'm playing a wizard and and everyone keeps going about how the Wizard's like the worst and and boring and and underpowered and all that kind of stuff I haven't had any of those issues I you like Wizards though yeah that's true you like Wizards a lot M that's true but I mean I don't like boring games are we going to have wizard watch [ __ ] that can be a thing you see anyone who looks like a wizard

[ __ ] send that [ __ ] to us pleas in fact it shouldn't just be midgets it should be any person that you see on the streets that looks like they could be any mythological character you know if you see someone that looks like a griffin get that [ __ ] on fil in what instance when you're walking down the stret you see someone and go holy [ __ ] he looks like a mythical Griffin look if you half lion half bird I'm just creatures it was a ter example if you say all right fine if you see a guy with goat legs all right definitely send that in oh [Music] God so I've got this TV show called Doomsday Preppers that I gotad that looks awesome I want to say that and I was going to say I I respect people who

prepare for these kind of things but when you watch this show they freak you out a little you'll learn that often uh often they haven't really considered things quite like basic because they the whole point of the show is they run you through their survival things and then and then they have to uh kind of demonstrate they have to do a dry run yeah exactly and then there's there like for example there's one girl who's got this plan and she's got this big pack with all food in it to escape the city all that kind of stuff but she's uh she's not in the best shape so when she uh when she attempts to she's actually she's got a [ __ ] car stashed outside the city with petrol and everything ready to go and she doesn't even make it to the car wow oh and that's before

anyone tries to attack her and steal a supplies like yeah oh she's got yeah she's got a knife and stuff to defend herself and I mean if that was just looting and pillaging she's probably the first person I'd rap they do think of like give me your food you tubby [ __ ] you've got some she's got all her stuff pushed inside of like a nondescript B put inside a nondescript bag so that it doesn't get attention to it food yeah [Music] food I went for a piss before lunch realized my Underpants were on backwards okay little hole but at that point at that point I don't use the little hole I'll just pull him to the side I don't

use the little hole whoa you don't use a little hole no I do not whoa whoa hold on hold on I need to take a pole here who he uses the little hole I don't have any underwear that oh actually what am I'm talking about you know they all do have the little hole no I don't use it no I don't use it either I free ball if L doesn't wear under wait so I'm the only man on Earth that uses the little hole I don't want to stick a like a little Precision operation of getting my dick through that little hole it is a bit of an effort it's not an erotic experience I just want to piss I have an immense penis Dave immense you don't understand yeah yeah but no needless to say uh realized at the urinal I'm wearing my undies on backwards but at that point it's going

to take removing shoes you know stripping down to just dick out you know it's it's an ordeal at that point so I just left it for the rest of the day just left it what was that was it work not stripping down a nothing at work well you could do it in the toilet not taking off my shoes in the toilets at work no I me me you stand on the floor you can balance on the [ __ ] toilet I don't know man I work in a nice office for a reputable television station and yet it still looks like the toilets are from the bad side of town you know like that's that's all office toilets I'll tell you what in every office there's one filthy little and if I ever find him there's always one filthy little that you know [ __ ] throws toilet paper everywhere makes a huge [ __ ] mess

[ __ ] pisses on the seat and if I find you you little what I told you the story about when I I worked with uh with Paul hey Paul have you listening you probably are Paul no he's not listening he's overseas he could still listen he internet in Europe they have the internet in Europe yeah but he's not sinking his iPhone a I bet he would we fight him on the beaches I talked to him on messenger we'll fight him in the fields he's fighting in fields he's at Normandy oh okay are we going to fight Paul what yeah oh we worked together and and one day one the office administrator came up and said you aren't going to believe what is downstairs and so we were like all right went down to have a look somebody had

made a mess uh I guess they were having some stomach issues and didn't quite make it to the toilet they made it to the correct room uh and then managed to get it everywhere and they didn't clean it up they not only did they not clean it up they left Footprints oh God Bleeding Out across the carpet to the elevator no no as they FL the building you're leaving Footprints in [ __ ] you need to take a long hard look at where your life is yeah in no context is that not completely inappropriate so basically it looks like there was just a big [ __ ] explosion and then shitty footprint like fleeing the scene what the [ __ ] these people hold jobs they can

vote y oh so yeah needless to say didn't believe it until I saw it wow saw it wish I hadn't seen it these are adults these are adults for reasons like that why I didn't want to take off my shoes in the public toilets at my work well yeah but no you your penis has been where your butt should have been all day true that's true the weird thing about that whole thing was right because I thought to myself how did I not notice when I put these on and then I remembered right they're a fairly new pair so I'm not as familiar with how they feel as some other pairs that I might have and as I put them on this morning I thought to myself I thought these fit a bit better than

this so yeah is it do we need a jingle for that Dave you want to take this one [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] backwards why is it that aliens when they do contact humans only contact people like that yeah that's right crazy people very strategic usually people on farms in Middle America yeah people who have also had run-ins with the yeti and the Abominable Snowman and that's right well they got they got to worry about that the Abominable Snowman is you know Tibetan right he's not part of the yoi Yeti culture no the yeti is the Snowman you're thinking of a Sasquatch that's

the America no I'm thinking of Bigfoot [Music] Sasquatch yeah that's the that's the Sasquatch what's the one that's apparently now psychic what oh apparently Bigfoot sightings have progressed now now thing they're [ __ ] psychic oh a big fooot now mines now yeah they could communicate telepathically that's how they communicate Pro's not D you're right you're right oh God we got a link to that video that guy the one you senters of the dude oh yeah that the guy from pilia State Forest the guy went crazy when Yi attacked him can you describe to me oh that now that guy's mentally ill he just [ __ ] starts screaming Jesus yeah yeah yeah going to L to that yeah he got raped out in the bush

I reckon that's what's happened that's what I reckon happened he got [ __ ] raped and his brain switched that off and went not it was alens oh yeah cuz he told he got gets dragged to the Hut and it's got legs everything sound hairy legs of men yeah in other words there are a lot of nud [ __ ] men around raping him yeah that's dark Jesus terrifies me well okay well the hunter is um it's an Australian film uh and it's got William defo in it which is pretty cool was it the last film that we talked about with him in it an Australian film as well no that was just that terrible film about the end of the world yeah I thought that was Australian for some

reason no it wasn't Australian we uh we are Australian we talked about it that's what you're oh that's it's your accent yeah Dave do you want to do an intro for um William defo film review of the week all right y okay I want Somey slashy guitars behind that sure slashy I'm pee I'm peeing while I play yourself while you play for those you guys who don't know um the hunter is set in a rural Tasmanian town is this about they search for the thos scene it is it is it is actually the I will give a look I love by a a biotch company to sort of track down the thilosene or as Dan mentioned the Tasmanian Tiger um in the remote of Tas Wilderness You know despite the fact that the Tiger has been

classified as extinct um there's been some recent sightings and they feel that there might be one female left out in the wild [ __ ] it so let's go capture it some sick Rich bastard wants to [ __ ] it so and then e it yeah no so this biotch company's interested in it because it's got some sort of saliva that um had some special poisonous Properties or some some such thing anyway they're willing to do anything to sort of get their hands on it cuz they're um you know they they reckon they can synthesiz it and you know use it for lots of cool stuff or whatever right so in typical Australian Cinema style like um the hunter spends most of its time in those you know Quiet Moments sort of moving the story through drama rather than any kind of action there's like a preponderance you

know for Australian films to sort of dwell on that inan annoying quiet [ __ ] that you know irritates me constantly um but but in this instance I think it serve the film quite well because there's you know some really sweeping Vistas and and beautiful countryside and in those sort of Quiet Moments there are the times you sort of see William defo out there in the fields in the jungles and you know searching around in the bush for this this D scene and I think it kept it kept me pretty interested um the main Crux of the film though sort of hangs on his relationship with these um this single mother and her two kids um whose dad was an environmentalist who went out to look for the Tasmanian tiger and he's went missing so ah yeah so he ends up going

out to the Wilderness and coming back constantly you know cuz that's where his base of operations is he's sort of boarding with this family um and so you know he goes out and um you know does his thing comes back goes out does his thing comes back and you know things take a turn for the worst and as as we always say spiral quickly out of control nice [ __ ] uh but it's it gets really interesting near the end um I don't want to spoil it for him because I think everyone should really watch it um because it's probably the onlyest tralian film I've ever watched and thought you know I don't hate this so um but it's a really sort of uh emotional film too on on on on a few different

levels but I I thought Willam defo was really really good in it and um you know even at the end I uh had a bit of a te but uh yeah it was um it was a very powerful kind of film and it wasn't it wasn't overplayed I mean some of the special effects weren't that great with the with you know the film and stuff but I think um you know obious wait is a special effects film well no but there's some Cene well I don't want to get into any details there but you know so said there's some CGI in there cool I'm taking that as a yes you've just ruined the movie for you well no actually you might be surprised but um it's a really good film and I think you guys should should go see it if only for the fact that you know well on Def fo so yeah there you go cool yeah I'll see a it's an

Australian film station the thos is just a guy dressed as like a thos and he just does things that a thos would normally do everyone thinks that's really funny for some reason yeah yeah absolutely AB an Australian film so I'm assuming Sam Neil's in this somewhere oh my God he is is he is he the guy in the thos suit he is in it he's a character in The th he's the thilosene and Sam Neil as the thilosene [Music] sweet now now you're someone who hasn't actually played a Diablo game before no this is the first time so what I mean it's actually quite different to Diablo I so why don't you run us through I mean did you enjoy it Luke or I did I can see my when it comes out I can see I'm going to get a sore wrist from it yeah

absolutely whacking off playing it yeah I was going to say that's hot that is so hot oh de Kane de Kane a stay a while and [Music] listen yeah you have you have a film review of your own Don't You Luke and it wasn't sanctioned by LucasArts was it no no no it's definitely nothing to do with yeah okay take us through that all right so can we do can we do a jingle for this segment I think Luke should do this sort of thing every week I I think that's a all right here I go okay [Music] here of Science Fiction with Luke oh hi Mom that's why your mom does listen to

the podcast she does so this is going to be interesting next time I talk to her all right Carol get ready your son watches porn Okay so I Rec got my hands on a copy ofs that did not start off well but I'm just going to power on through y That's what she said okay so I got a copy of Star Wars Tri XX upon por par um and it's exactly what you're thinking it's Star Wars porn so who [ __ ] who um you have Darth Vader uh gets a blow job from PR Slayer y oh wait a minute no that's that's realistic she

was a prisoner of war he would have made her suck his dick go on yep um Obi-Wan Kenobi does a tusken Raider oh filthy how do you feel about that Dave mixed race e who did that [ __ ] a tuskin Raider a that's off and hot was it a female tuskan raadar yes surprisingly she looks humid underneath all those clothes who would have thought who would have thought um remember we're talking a couple of weeks ago about Star Wars characters getting their own spin-off remember we're talking about the twins in the Cantina absolutely they get it on together no really incest nothing quite like that um there's a couple of scenes that have incest in this movie wow so is there a Luke and layer there's a Luke layer and

Han oh yep I would not be sharing my sister but what I ended up she's all mine that's the only problem I have with it I'm like that that's the line can't have sex with me and my sister wait so you think it was Han wanted to screw Luke and Luke was like a I don't know I'm not if she's going to be [Laughter] here go through the whole movie or is it it goes through a New Hope from start to finish no way yep and some of it is word for word like and there's no changing of people's names it is Luke Skywalker it is obiwan can is chewbaca I could smell your [ __ ] when I was brought aboard oh is there a chewy sex scene yes there is chewbaca not chewy like

yeah oh this sex so chewy chewy has se yeah and there's lots of chewy sex scenes in it but I actually skipped most of the sex scenes cuz what oh yeah you just watch the interesting bits then yeah but nerd you know that I'm going to skip the hardcore pornography I'm going to go straight to the parts where it's you know just paring the film that I love it was funny in some parts H um you know that um that comedian um Eddie oh forget his name yeah know how he did the whole Jeff fader and getting a train well they had jokes relating to that in it oh really wow it was like is Jeff Vader here I've got his tray that's tough that actually came up three times in it wow

running they handle the Death Star thing like with the trench R and stuff like a CG you're right too much in your window I like how how do they handle that death star and the trench run everything everything I know but then lca's CG but I mean it wasn't like a penis having to get into a certain hole or anything it was just no it was the death star and the Trench Run w wow I used to Bulls I want breat back that was in there um they had han han shot first oh really he goes I shoot first and shoot often and shoots greo about six times whoa whoa so Han spoofs all over greo no he just shoots him with his gun blaster Blaster is he shooting with his

Blaster Lo look how well done was it in terms of like costumes and sets and stuff no like did look good [ __ ] matters uction Val that's what I want to know a lot of it was quite a bit of it was done in front of a green screen sure imagine having to [ __ ] comp that imagine being at the [ __ ] post house and having somebody book a job for green screen and you come in to do the composite and you're like oh yeah I've got a composite Luke [ __ ] his sister against a background but it comes out the I saw are actually X Files s Tri xx porn parody the people who made it are feds though yeah looked like the X Files you'd like it Dave is there a Scully look like in it absolutely oh my God I'm getting on bit T right now there's uh yeah there's a scene where she

masturbates in the shower thinking of molder and uh oh Dave does that yeah that's what so you can relate I do like um they make fun of porkin in it oh nice what's it called D the triple XX files I think it's just called hold on hold on let me see hold on that's what it should be called it's not I can pretend I don't still have it on my hard drive or I can just have a look for you sa download then yeah I will I could just give it to you I can give you the file uh let's you give me the file [ __ ] it's called The Sex files of course Triple take a screen screen cap of the Scully character just so I can see whether or not I'll uh I want to view this all right stand by tits please all right hold on hold on get a

bit ahead of yourself there Dave so anyway we'll fill in the blanks here Luke uh if thumbs up or thumbs down what do you think um for sequel would you see a sequel if they I would I would like to see a sequel to it I'd like them to do all three the Star Wars movies I thought that smelled bad on the outside did your penis come at any point during viewing this film no did not don't ask him personal questions yeah [Music] [Laughter] and then I decided I decided I'd haul up in an old apartment block on the top floor so that that was my first mistake um I'll get to that later uh so you know

I was running up and down all these stairs constantly to try and go out and get supplies and I was I was getting wood and barricading windows and I was I was going pretty well you're getting wood yeah yeah wood I need wood bar windows I I get an erection to you just strangled a woman that kind of [ __ ] does turn me on um so um I can I just segue for a sec I I sto you before I had a woman right lesbian ask me the other night can you become so frightened you get an erection and I didn't have an answer for her I would have said no because well I said I've apparently never I said either you can't or I've never been so scared I became wrecked but now I'm

curious um he want me to frighten you I don't think so I'm like should the next the Winks our goal just bit a terrified in to such an extent that he either ends up in a mental institution or he gets a massive direction or ideally both oh dear it was one of the more more obscure questions I've been asked well I've Googled it and it it hasn't even come up it's it's almost like that's a question no one has ever asked you just Google fear erection I said can you scare someone into getting an erection apparently not so you still want to do this experiment Dan cuz we can do it no it's right I've got a couple doesn't even know it's not worth knowing right oh it's scary if Google doesn't know no that's right is it so

scary that you've got an erection no well I semi sure but I've often got but that's just normal I already had one so I can't [Music] tell we are living in a golden age I can literally have a conversation with a friend about someone's tears and then just type it into Google and then there they are thank God I'm not the only one that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and itun to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time