Vanilla Ice Wide Open: Leonard Nimoy Tribute & Fifty Shades of Grey

uh I just had a big gulp of drink I'm all sweaty I've been moving boxes let's do this sounds good welcome to multiple nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy I'm sitting on a box at the moment still in my underwear so well actually I am in my underwear which is a bit different from being naked while I was about to say you're wearing a little more than you usually do then can we switch can we switch this to a video call oh look it says it says on the screen make this a video call it's we should switch it to a video call Cuz Luke hasn't seen my new beard you have a beard now yeah turning on my video hi Matt sup buddy I can't see how about me can you see me I can yep very nice I

sorry I don't have my webcam set up ah ruined but that's that's you actually have a beard for a change I I know I know change it's about time legitimate it's a legitimate beard we I'm I'm sure that we'll post a link to this in the show notes so what did I miss last week I'm sorry I didn't listen last week but I'm back again that's right just mat and me shooting the [ __ ] but if you didn't listen that means you didn't hear our promo live on air but you've heard it since um no I actually haven't yet sorry so not only did you not listen to the podcast you didn't bother listening to the 2minute clip that Matt sent you I I have a there a reason behind it I've been moving and I've had no

internet right right that is a pretty good excuse y so I've got internet set up today I've downloaded the podcast I'm ready to listen to it now well I'm going I will catch up I'm going to play it for you now anyway oh awesome please do in a world where dragons one sword I I don't care what you saw there weren't any dragons like that's that's just a fact where dwarf and man battle for Supremacy they are kind of dangerous not dangerous but they are kind of uh ethereal beings these dwarves usually are and then they're asexual really where men worship the moon right are you inferring that you wanted jack off onto the moon yes wait I would absolutely of course they did and terrifying creatures stalk the

land you wake up in the middle of the night yep little sashwat penis inside of you you need a hero I think you you have to honestly say there's going to be a line you have to draw somewhere and for me that line was when the Batmobile just crashed and pretty much caught on fire and then a motorik popped out you need a podcast suck a deck and download our podcast you need multiple [Music] nerdgasm there you go that was great and I apologize for not listening to that earlier no apology you're the one who misses out yeah well he's just heard it so yeah yeah apparently apparently Luke can just do whatever he wants that Crescendo at the end is epic thanks all right wish should we get into

some news well I think the first thing we really need to start off with is Spock oh yeah yeah yeah we've lost Spock he's no longer with us yeah died of AIDS he did not die of AIDS luk everyone on this podcast dies of AIDS don't die from AIDS you die from stuff you like ponia or something sorry he died from complications related to AIDS can Vulcans get AIDS have they addressed that in any of the new films um I Sur surely the films in the ' 80s would have addressed that they would have had to yeah I mean they they addressed the whale issue surprised they didn't tackle the AIDS crisis he directed that one didn't he am I

remembering that correctly you could be right it is a kind of leftist Pinko [ __ ] that he would be into but yeah so we lost L Nei and then we also had all the fans hating on Captain Kirk William Shatner for not going to his funeral he didn't go no is that right I what is wrong with him no no no I actually I'm I stand by what he's done cuz you know it comes down to what I think or not done but what it was is he had a Red Cross event planned for that for the night before and he's gone look I've got this I've committed to this long time ago a lot of Money's been raised I'm going to go to that he then tweeted uh hi let's all meet here and I think he organized to meet at a beach or something and let's remember him right like really nice like sorry I can't make

it cuz I'm doing this to money that's but still wanting to do something that counts I mean look to the dead person it doesn't matter whether you're honoring their memory at the cemetery or on a beach in fact I'm quite sure Leonard nemoy would be okay with that now that you've explained it yeah but no internet K's a dick once again internet just I can read the whole article please that's all I ask if you have the same opinion at the end than at the start fine but just don't say anything until you've read to the end but here's a question do we know if they were still close friends I don't know I mean I know that Sulu and Kirk aren't talking yeah yeah that's except aggressive email aggressive YouTube videos to each other is that is that I

wasn't sure if that was real actually I did hear that there um is it is it because Shatner's not happy with him being gay well no Shatner actually went to his wedding Oh I thought he didn't I thought no no he went to his wedding but then forgot that he did we have to he didn't see a man he didn't see a man and a woman kiss so in his brain he hadn't been to a wedding nice so I remember that video where Shatner was saying that he thought the reason that there was a feud was because um George thought what is it he was jealous that Shatner got to play the captain what what and he's just been holding it in for 40 50 years ah it was rambling I mean you know Shatner yeah it was this it was this rant about and I said to him

you know do do another show be the captain of of your own [Laughter] spaceship I I would watch that I could watch that man Babble about anything he's hilarious you know what they should have done a spin-off Series where Sulu and Kirk did become enemies and Sulu was the captain of another Starship yeah suu should have been Khan yeah yeah so yeah um is there a Geek a we in that or you will be missed oh definitely Leonard nemoy geek of the week did you see his last tweet Matt can we do a um can we do like a like a downtempo geek of the week because I think our current geek of the week uh jingle is just going to be way too upbeat for for a funerary tribute all right we need something in a

miner key I'll do something special and uh I'll insert it [Music] here King of the [Music] very amazing that was beautiful mant thanks in advance I'm G to make it the ziest thing you ever it's just going to be he was a [ __ ] and he died a [ __ ] well speaking of uh exploring strange new worlds uh some people from Earth are going to be exploring Mars well we'll see how that goes yeah I mean supposedly crashing into Mars no no no no not

leaving the earth exploding in in Earth's atmosphere no no no okay you want to put your money on that my money is there will be no spaceship right I mean they've already said this would cost them hundreds of billions to do and that getting the money is the part of the plan they haven't yet worked out yeah but have you this is Mars one we're talking about obviously they've said that people keep saying oh the technology doesn't exist and they're like well that's fine it will yeah all right then yeah when we invent it yeah no no no well someone else is going to have to invent it cuz you know they're not they don't have the funds or the the time to do that they don't have anything we are way too busy interviewing candidates yeah we've got a

website and people have sent in videos to that website but not all people famously Luke didn't send one in and now that they've now that they've cut it down well who else is even remotely famous for not entering the Mars One competition other than Luke I mean I ask you he's known on the internet for this for paying the $30 to download the application form and then not filling it out yeah I read a um an there was an interview was an article really a quite lengthly article about somebody who is one of the hopefuls for the who the and fill in the form and is is or was on the list I don't know if he still is um CU they've narrowed it down some yeah but they went to his house and he has devoted his life to this now oh

God and it's like Jesus because I don't think it's going to happen like of course it's not going to happen this guy is from per of course it's not going to happen the one good thing that I think comes out of this this is it's got people interested yeah talk that's fair but here's the thing look we all know that NASA's not going to put us on Mars all right it it's it's just not if it if it happens if man lands on Mars it's going to be private Enterprise but it will be big business it won't be a reality TV show it'll be a mining company or some kind of military thing somebody with a big laser pointed at the Earth or something yeah but I look I I want to know Luke now that the list has been cut

down and people are one step closer to this I mean how do you feel I mean you're regretting not sending in that application I am because you could still be in the running if if you had sent it in and your life Situation's changed somewhat since since those days just a little bit yes do you still think you could miss now whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa like us obviously you well no no no no we were around before this what luk is saying he'd like to stay on Earth for his girlfriend but for his oldest and closest friends who have been there for him through thick and thin and US my theory is I'd still be able to talk to you guys using the Mars Wi-Fi right be able talk to your girlfriend God can you imagine the delay

that we get on Skype now sometimes can you imag this when one of us lives on another planet do they have the NBN on Mars they must it's nowhere else it's the um M mbn well you know I read an interesting fact recently M there is faster WiFi on the moon than there is in Sydney what yeah how is it get there I don't know that's where my knowledge of it ends but that was a fact I read hold on let me go it let me back this up with some science no don't worry about it just let it hang yeah the Moon is now WiFi hotspot there you go and this is from Al jazer I'm on Al jazer right now I'm not on the onion right a new Hotpot location should

impress even the most jaded amongst us for the first time scientists have demonstrated it's possible to beam a wireless internet signal across the 2,389 ,000 sorry the 238,900 mil separating Earth from the Moon the demonstration done my research is at Nasa and MIT means that future Moon explorers can check in at the may embrium you know what that is and post Luna selfies with a greater speed than you do from your home network interesting what wow okay all right so I guess I guess we could still do the podcast in well from the Moon not from Mars but you could do it from the moon it's going to be like China all over again we're going to be like where

are all these lunar listeners coming from that would be lovely and it's just cuz the the Signal's been routed via the Moon to Mars and everyone on the Mars one project is listening I read a great quote about the Mars one project recently actually that I never thought of before I mean everyone who goes up there is told now this is a one-way Mission so everybody knows that it's it's a yeah it's essenti well no you're gonna die and if you go to Mars you're gonna die Mars but um somebody uh that I follow on Twitter pointed out this being the first one out of 100 people to die on Mars is one thing but being the hundredth person to die on Mars that's some Grim [ __ ] that's true as well and I never

thought of that imagine being the last one you're on a plane inhabited by 100 people 99 of which have now died that will happen to someone if this goes ahead yeah and you are wanding around by yourself live on that planet yeah wow I mean maybe their plan is that by then they've sent up more people but I don't know I'll be very surprised if they can even get one up there well we'll see I guess how do you feel about that Luke oh I'd love that what would you do with your day I'd rather be the last one than the first one yeah yeah yeah okay talk talk us through a day in the life of [ __ ] on Mars the last surviving member of the human race on the planet wake up turn the Xbox on yeah right

play yeah yeah maybe go for a walk uhuh oh oh oh look at that the the uh the the the oxygen systems are down um what are you gonna do about that hey sure there'd be backups or something that kick in would it there oh why you asking the wrong people the backups have kicked in what do you do next play the Xbox but yeah back to the Xbox right yeah so your day a day in the life of Luke on Mars is pretty similar to a day in the life of Luke on Earth yeah except on Mars sh on Mars and I don't have to go to work true being up there would be your job I mean I'm I'm sure you've got stuff to do I mean when I was watching that movie Moon I didn't see him playing the Xbox he was always doing something

collecting moondust what the last the last guy there I'm sure I work for a day or two and then I have the rest of time off hey what do you reckon your bandwidth is up there on the moon how many games you reckon you can download on the moon on Mars well it might take some time to download them but I don't I'm not going to be playing online a lot true so downloading I don't think will be a problem H yeah I think it'll be fine just single player games as long as say stop all these co-op games I'll be fine well now that everybody's got an Xbox One or a PS4 um every time I turn on my Xbox 360 um I'm either alone or occasionally Luke's there with

yeah so uh nothing will change for me it'll Luke and I and then eventually just me doesn't it say on Xbox One or something if I'm online no oh all right it might say that for you but it doesn't say that to the 360 user who my kid I haven't used mine in ages yeah I've barely been playing any games except for the 150 hours that I've played div five God and I um I went back to Skyrim actually really yeah yeah right I've been thinking about that what was um Dragon Age not good enough for you well here's the thing dragon Dragon Age made you remember how good Skyrim was I was enjoying Dragon Age and I I

think if I sat down and started to play it I'd probably get back into it but it's like I haven't played it in a while and when I think about it now I'm very aware of how like an MMO it is and how it's kind of like I feel like I've got a a to-do list and I'm going to log on and check the to-do list it's like all right let's get this done like I don't feel like uh with Skyrim it's like I'm going to go live in this world for a while yeah you know absolutely but Skyrim is amazing like there's not many games like Skyrim well and I I feel similarly uh fallout yeah but I just played through both the fallouts again Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas back to back and [ __ ] me they're great games yeah well it really does look like they're announcing Fallout 4 soon oh God I hope so I will

buy a new console for Fallout 4 just like I bought the 360 when Fallout 3 came out honestly even if it does come out on the 360 I still think you should buy a new generation to play yeah agreed agreed that'll that'll be what does it for me absolutely and has to be the next thing they're working on everyone wants it it's oh definitely it's free money for them look M the fact that free money they do have to make the game yeah but they're guaranteed a return on it true Mt the fact that you're not even enjoying Dragon Age on a level that I deem acceptable is really disappointing to me yeah because I just know it's going to sit there right next to Evil Within uh both of which I've only played the intro Mission and I'll probably never put it back on again the problem

is Dragon Age is very is great and it's got a very cool story but it's got so many side quests and [ __ ] odds and ends and things to do and I'm the I'm the kind of person that for some reason like I don't I don't get this in Skyrim like for the reasons that I that I mentioned like for some like I said when I I load up Dragon Age I feel like I got this to-do list and I've got to work my way down it and then once I've done all that stuff I can progress the story some you know whereas for some reason with Skyrim I feel like I can just do whatever I want I don't feel obliged to do anything well with Skyrim I didn't know I actually finished the game I like it was I don't think that's a thing you can do no cuz I mean when you finish the main mission the game

continues yeah but it's not like it was a so that's what like saw a I want to do that now so it wasn't a real end to the game whereas Dragon Age there is an end I have never finished the main quest in Skyrim oh really that's one of the things that I man the the actual last final mission is pretty epic okay well that's one you will enjoy it that's one of the things I want to do my new playr so you're starting a starting again with a new character yeah I did yeah so you're not that disgusting cat this time no I'm a um I'm a Nord oh fighter you got married yet no I'm not no I have an Amulet of Mara but I I um haven't just haven't find the right girl I haven't spoken I haven't been to rifton yet to speak to that guy so don't marry the same woman this time I'm not going to

marry someone else I will and also I'm trying I'm I've joined the Stormcloaks and I'm trying to get the house in um ah yeah Windhelm is it Windhelm I still need to go back and build my own house oh sorry yeah I've done that as well yeah build yeah what are the DLC for it you could go and build a house oh wow cuz I obviously I obviously got the first house in um whelm or whatever it is and then I had a beautiful big house in solitude mhm but do we have a jingle for Skyrim real estate I think we might I don't know if we do so I'll make one gym property ladder that's not it that's not I don't want I don't want to hear that with music that's not it you're making up your own all right I'll do I'll do something if you're looking for land in

solitude then you know exactly what you must do multiple nerd G your number one source for Skyrim real estate news but yeah I um but fck man do you guys remember when we were all playing all four of us were playing Skyrim and we're all up to completely different parts and we were so excited like literally I'd be at work every day wishing I was at home playing Skyrim yeah it was just a brilliant game it was just and everyone's game was different totally different I felt the same except for who we married I felt the same about weird that we all married the same woman yeah I know it's weird I felt the same way about Oblivion uh Oblivion was was amazing but then Skyrim was the same but but better yeah which is why I don't

feel I can go back and play Oblivion yeah like I'd love to play wind again but there's so many things about like Mar the setting is amazing but there's so many clunky things about the game that I really need to back and play Oblivion just to there's one more achievement I need to get 100% in it oh really yeah but I but I don't know every time they release a game so go Oblivion was great and then Fallout came along and that was even better and then Skyrim and just keep better and better every time yeah yeah but then they went online I don't know why everyone insists on doing this whole online thing cuz they're actually releasing um The Elder Scrolls online on the Xbox it's coming out as freet toplay sh as way stop it stop it yeah stop all

development on the online version and just bring out a new one I think we've discussed this briefly but I think everyone was saying oh I want to play Skyrim with my friends I want to play sky with my friends and they went all right Elder Scrolls Online it's an MMO everyone was like no that's not what we meant no I'd like to i' like I would love to play with you guys I felt like I was playing with you guys yeah right we just hadn't bumped into each other somehow yeah that's right you were you were there the other day I didn't see you yeah I just missed you I'll leave you a note yeah yeah but I don't think they can what we want I don't think they can do what co-op in Skyrim no no no but Co-op where we can each sort of play our own game but sort of play together at

the same time drop in drop out kind of thing we're still playing our own game where it's our world and yeah I know yeah imagine we're just you're just playing your own game and you're walking through the forest and then you see someone coming towards you and you're like oh hey Dan and I'm like hey buddy sup just uh just killed a droger so just uh off to sell some stuff I took off his corpse you want a hand or I can carry some stuff for you I'm fine all right no I'm all right where where are you off to I I was just going down to this cave just I've Been Told that there's some sort of um witch down there oh yeah so I'm just going down there to see if I can take care of

her look a h Raven oh sorry sorry it's Terry how you going hey Terry it's Terry small shoe yeah I was just um just down here south near fa cre looking for the um the old Sasquatch I uh I didn't realize you were a fan of Skyrim oh yeah yeah you know um you know those those uh giants that are around yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they're the um they're the distant cousins of the Sasquatch oh of course they are yeah I think they're actually is a Sasquatch quest in Skyrim uh do they actually call it the Sasquatch H I can't remember it's not the most informed uh Dro in that I've done on the show it's not the most ill informed either though to be fair no I'm generally pretty ill informed

let's have a look here on the old internet oh yeah um Skyrim Bigfoot mod oh it's a mod oh it's a mod yeah how do I add the D to Skyrim what like dicks I believe if you're looking for the Sasquatch I believe um Far Cry 4 might have that why don't you head over there and have a look all right I'm off see see you Terry bye Terry see you Terry Matt you've hardly ever got anything to say when Terry's here are you do you not get on look as I've explained he lives he's he's living in apartment 32A now I don't I don't know how he got in here I'll be honest I locked the door um the windows are shut because there's too

much noise if I leave them open um he just emerged from under the desk and uh he's been hogging the microphone yeah Terry yeah all right well speaking of video games um an 11-y old was making use of the the new share play feature what on uh it's a PlayStation Thing Luke you probably don't know about it for that reason mhm um it's where you can kind of hand control of your game over to somebody else on the internet so it's the virtual counterpart to hey get me past this bit yeah exactly yeah sort of like that so um now an 11-year-old who was streaming on Twitch uh he was playing Destiny and

for some reason he um handed control of his character over to somebody online and then wandered off to get something uh and then when he came back he discovered that um two of his characters had been deleted uh and the guy was attempting to sell off a bunch of his gear I believe oh God so oh man yeah um there was a video of this um which has been removed from YouTube now um but the video allegedly not allegedly the video showed um him yeah because he was captured on Twitch right yeah that's right so the guy jumped on uh the kid wandered off for some reason um the guy started deling that was an oversight then started um selling all his legendary

gear and [ __ ] and then the kid came back um quickly hit reset on the um the PlayStation I believe uh and then the at the end of the footage he's just kind of weeping um you know the biggest problem I have with this not actually troll is why is 11-year-old kid got Twitch account and playing this game fair point H it's an ma15 game uhhuh there you go um also the whole interaction there should there's a child lock I know it's on the Xbox I assume it's the same on the PlayStation yeah where you lock out your CH child speaking with people they don't know and things like that see Luke thought it was going to lock him up a few children so but no I just I have I have a whole problem with people letting their

children play GES that they shouldn't have and do this when it's a good example of why they shouldn't be allowed to do it yeah they might get they might get their [ __ ] sold and deleted by some [ __ ] on the internet well I mean look look this was a dick move there's no way to that saying it was that no you're absolutely right in that like an 11-year-old doesn't know to not trust people on the internet yeah but even like the [Music] yeah true or if you Mark Hamill you know what I'll leave it I'll leave it yeah yeah Mark can do what he wants yeah he's earned it he yeah all right all right we have to talk about this now but I can't

pronounce his last name Peter mullu mullu yeah Peter mull you he he he just can't do it Kenny well yeah he he's got this um P molu if you don't know is the guy who came up with um populace and um black and white famously the God game Fable yeah the Fable series um uh he he's a very creative game designer and he famously unfortunately for him is known for kind of overselling his games so he has he has great ideas really really creative fantastic ideas that he's not able to execute and if they could pull these guys off these ideas off it would be fantastic yeah but he's often not able to execute them as he

kind of said they would be delivered so um I was going to say recently it's not recently it's a few years ago now I think um if I if I double check um it might be two years ago maybe Kickstarter for um goddess was it yeah it was not only a kickstar well there was a Kickstarter for a game called goddess which was going to be a new God game um with a bunch of fancy amazing features like online play and and all this amazing stuff uh yeah it's nearly two years was this whole wasn't this whole thing where everyone was able to click on a box and when the last when the person clicked on it at the right time they got to become a God in the game or something yeah that's right and um there was a kid who won the um the competition we'll call it um I've

forgotten the guy's name uh oh Brian Henderson Brian Henderson won that competition to become the god of gods and he was also meant to get a profit of the game or something yeah he a huge prize to win absolutely so um can I you there do do you mean Brian Henderson from National nine news no no I don't you sure I'm pretty sure I think he was at the time he was um an 18y old kid he's now 21 I think no that can't be right he must have it's oh it's 18 months later yeah okay so it is it is um because yeah sorry the he won the prize before the kickstarter even happened I think so but anyway uh how how much do you think he's gotten so far you know if you were if you were to win a share of the um you know the profits from a game for the period that

you were able to play as God in the game how much do you think he's made so far I don't know 20,000 he's made nothing because because I had a feeling it was going to be zero I had a feeling but I I took a St because so far they haven't been able to deliver that functionality in the game and the contract States for the period that he is the god of gods he will receive a revenue share but unless they actually make that part of the game he gets nothing and and so far they haven't able to do that and molu has moved on to new games by I love that what kind of competition says and if we don't get around to it you just don't get anything right I mean that sounds like something we'd have on this show

yeah yeah exactly it's like so people are annoyed at him obviously some people have demanded their money back for the game because apparently here's the thing the game they went to Kickstarter because he didn't want to to a publisher because he felt they'd have more freedom without a publisher and he asked for I think £500,000 to make the game he made over a million PS mhm mhm then they ran out of money and so he got double what they needed he got more than double and not only that instead of going to a publisher then what they did was they sold the mobile rights to a publisher not the PC rights because they promised the PC rights wouldn't go through a publisher they got a mobile publisher to purchase the mobile rights give him a bunch of money and now the mobile

version of the game is more functional than the PC version good God so he's coping a lot of flack about it and um I've linked to this rock paper shotgun interview with him um that I've accidentally just pasted over in spreadsheet because I hit the wrong button but yeah um the the interview is pretty brutal um for examp example the very first question um the interviewer asks is do you think you're a pathological liar and mol says mol says oh that's very and he says look I know it's a harsh question but it seems like it's an important question to ask because there seem to be lots and lots of Lies piling up oh and um Jesus yeah the interview

moves on from there and basically it's it's a lot of mol andu saying he didn't lie he just was mistaken or he didn't know and he says no he says it doesn't happen that way and the guy says well let me quote back to you what you said in this interview and mol says oh you're going to quote things at me we could be here all day he's G to bring proof into the argument he doesn't come out he prove anything with proof yeah he doesn't come out of it very well and he even he at the end says um I'm very unhappy about how this interview went and the guy says yeah I bet you are um so I mean well link to that if you're interested check it out it's I think it just goes to show that video games are hard and but if it's coming from someone in

the industry who should know well that's one of the things the guy says is right if you asked for £500,000 right you've made so many games you've been in the industry for 20 years right people trusted you to know how much money youp was one of the first games I ever played yeah me too populus was amazing yeah yeah well fact I could barely understand how to play it when I was a kid yeah but I played it anyway it was so beautiful Fable is amazing I love Fable um yeah Fable is cute and I think the the difference with those games is like and like black and white if you recall black and white was the game where you played as a God and you you know you interacted with the your worshippers and you had a pet that could do things and he originally did say that it was going to

be a lot more advanced than it was and it was kind of a weird game it was very buggy and stuff but at that point people weren't paying their money beforehand with the promise of the game we we were able to wait until it came out because a publisher funded the creation yeah whereas now he's said all this stuff the game's going to do this people paid in good faith and it doesn't and not only that this guy um who presumably has moved on with his life was promised a revenue share and he he said in this interview oh I just assume I won't get that like you know it's I was told it was going to change my life he also said in there an interview with him in Euro game I'll link to as well where he was flown over to um to the studio to meet the developers and everything um molu was

too busy to see him so then he went to um the pub with all the developers who just talks amongst themselves and ignored him and then mol you didn't show up so all right off to a good start why guys in trouble flying flying him there to do all that if you're not going to take five minutes well he said um he got to play an early version of the game which he said I'm paraphrasing um but he said it was a bit [ __ ] so yeah anyway so it just goes to show Kickstarter is a tricky thing um we're doing our though oh yeah we are doing ours we absolutely doing ours we've got a date locked in it's all happening mhm absolutely yep so um those of you who kicked

in keep an eye well everybody keep an eye out but those who kicked in keep an eye out even more because yeah keep more eyes out yeah keep both your eyes out so yeah pet M and you I feel bad because I I actually Tim schaer posted an interview uh not interview sorry an update on um on Broken Age because as as I think we've discussed before Broken Age is another game that had a Kickstarter and then had to ask for more money because uh the way that they said it the game ended up being bigger than they thought it was going to be and I'm like well that's cuz you let it um but he said he feels like people's anger towards molu is unfair and that you know that's the nature of the game industry and stuff like that but again like you know he should have known

better and because one of the things he said is they intentionally asked for a low figure because it's easier to get the kickstarter passed with a low figure and if you don't then you don't get any money if you don't get what you asked for and so the interviewer says so you intentionally asked for less money than you needed so that you could get some money like even though you said that that's all you needed and he was like no no no that's not what I said and then and then change the subject yeah sounds pathological to me I know and for the to clarify pathological just means you don't realize you're doing it but you lie all the time yeah so yeah yeah so you keep telling it's F I've never said that before Dan I know

you keep [Music] insisting where do we want to go next we want to go uh back into space we want to go to the KKK we want uh rap stars in trouble with the law the law well we can we can start there and we talk about Vanilla Ice being arrested for burglary Ice Ice Baby yeah yeah yeah well he very famously squandered his money so yeah yes he did um and he's been basically exploited by people ever since trying to uh cash in on the Vanilla Ice Legacy y um and he'll He he'll take cash from anywhere but he'll also take other things as he proved um when he was uh part of a reality show

called The Vanilla Ice Project so that sounds fantastic and um he orchestrated uh him and his uh crew uh and I I'm not sure whether they mean like rap crew or film crew it's unclear um to break back into the house they'd been filming at previously uh cuz it had a lot of nice stuff in there and um and steal it and there's a there's a list here of what he stole so if you're wondering what kind of stuff Vanilla Ice would risk his career and his freedom for uh the list is an iron table with a glass top they at $450 patio chairs valued at $1,000 sofa valued at $1,000 two bicycles valued at $400 and a large

mirror valued at $500 jeez yeah he had also been trying to Target a pool heater valued at $3,000 they saw him looking at it longingly that one that one didn't make it out ice what's that Covetous look you've got on there I know what you're doing I know what you're doing get your eyes with my heater he claimed that uh he assumed that because the house had been filmed in and was no longer being filmed in yeah that everything inside it was up for grabs what right yeah yeah he didn't he didn't realize that houses are rented from the people who own them and live in them by film Crews to record television programs and then afterwards are just lived in again by their owners yeah and

um it just belongs to nobody now that's right well I guess I guess it belongs to me I don't know why vanilla R is Australian but like Ice Ice Baby I just want to know if you actually honest honestly believe this like how much would it cost to hire a house for filming uh it's probably a big house is probably a couple Grand a day couple of grand a day so he thinks that for a couple of grand he goes in and then the $20,000 worth of furniture in there is s up for grabs just up for grabs yeah right all right so Luke can I also just quickly say before we go on and I know what you're going to ask and I do want to hear that but I've just noticed uh v r has many tattoos right yes that's fine I like tattoos he has

the phrase wide open tattooed across his knuckles what what's wide open yeah exactly H well that's how he guess that's how he gets those fets inside should I Google it I don't know if you want to Google it Google vanilla Eyes Wide Open Wide Open Eyes Wide Open just don't hit image search I mean if I look here's the thing if he gets convicted of this crime he is looking at jail time like legitimate jail time and if I'm going to go to prison if I'm going to go to prison the tattoo I don't want the literally one tattoo I don't want is wide open yeah that's

fair all right well I can't find a reason for it all everything's just pointing to his arrest yeah I think I think we're all wondering how vanilla rice could have done this better yeah absolutely so why don't we um jump into a bit of um while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's [Music] crimes talk through it Luke well I I need a bit more information that's why I'm just trying to quickly have a look B right well look Luke basically what it is is he wants he wants the layout of the the property that's what he wants yeah you've been filming in a house uh for a couple of months let's say TV show every day you're in the house doing your filming and you're thinking to yourself there's some pretty nice stuff in this house oh here you go you don't leave it to the

end that's when they're coming to check stuff you start sneaking stuff out like like the second you get there just a little bits and pieces every now and again then at the end go I don't know what you're talking about that wasn't here we've been filming here this whole time someone else might we got people coming seen that PO heater for months you take one of the legs off a chair and go Fu broken chair and then and then one by the end of it you're just sitting on the ground going well I would assume that there was a lot of trucks coming in every day with lots of loading and unloading just at some point just say oh I think these chairs have got to go yeah right I think this is the you people constantly coming and going the time it's anyone could have taken it but

doing it after the fact after you finished I mean have I have I told you guys the story of the time I inadvertently helped somebody steal a whole bunch of potted pine trees from a 7-Eleven what have I not only not told this on the podcast but I've actually never told you about this I don't know okay so a good friend of ours uh styler and I were about 15 years old old and we're sitting outside the 7-Eleven on the Great Western Highway near Cambridge Park and there's these rows two rows of pine trees that are kind of probably about 2 m High they're small pine trees right 2 m High and um pine trees have I been saying pine trees this whole time I

mean palm trees right like desert island looking things right the things people put in a 7-Eleven in penth to up the place right okay y so we're sitting there we're drinking a slurpy and um to be clear we're drinking two slurp we got one each we're not who straws in one slurpy just to be clear um guy pulls up in a in a truck comes out and says to us you boys want to earn five bucks each help me load these trees into the truck and we're thinking five bucks each that's a whole other slurpie right so uh we give him a hand we're loading these pine trees up into the truck palm trees [ __ ] what is wrong with me we're loading the palm trees up into the truck he shuts the back gate he drives off and as the guy inside the 7-Eleven hears the truck

screeching out of the parking lot he runs outside yelling come back with my trees then looks at us and says the [ __ ] did you help him for and that's when we realized that just because someone has a truck and confidence they don't necessarily work there right y but that's how you would have carried out this crime exactly truck and confidence all you need is a truck and confidence and you can get whatever you want well you know speaking of theft somebody else who's done a bit of theft um not now but um back in the 60s I guess yeah what is Neil Armstrong you could probably pin it down to the exact year

and date couldn't you that's right I'm sure we could figure out the exact day that he uh stole a bunch of stuff from the Moon yeah or from the moon mission let's say I was going to say I don't think the stuff was on the moon and let's also say he didn't necessarily steal it as just kept it no I think this stuff was actually on the moon I think it's is the stuff he to leave there it's not stuff that got there was like oh someone dropped their wallet I'll take I'll take the money I'm having this no but it uh okay so Neil Armstrong died one or two years ago um from complications due to AIDS and it was only recently that his

wife discovered while going through his closet uh that he had a bag of moon [ __ ] that he had that he had never told anyone about um and whole heon [ __ ] whole heap of U really bizarre pornography but that that didn't get donated to the museum only the moon [ __ ] did uh and it's everything from cameras to torches uh cables what else just Moon artifacts really just stuff that for some reason he kept it uh some of it is still covered in moondust huh is that is that what he calls his scene okay I do have a question though I can understand sneaking this into the sh how the hell did he get it out when he got back wouldn't they have gone over every

sort of piece of item he had well look I mean the items were stored in uh what asars call their mcdot purse and I don't know how it got that that name but it's basically a like a white canvas bag maybe there's some unsp rule that you don't look in another man's mcdot purse well look why don't you tell us how you would have done [Music] it well I I don't think I need to he did it successfully oh yeah all right well but I'll reverse that jingle sorry my [Music] bad sorry my bad look he he didn't get caught he he got away with this got through so what you're saying is Neil Armstrong Master criminal yes well he

got away with it or he was murdered because of it oh well we have discussed on this podcast before that aids is probably a chemical weapon developed by the government on the moon on the moon yeah have we discussed that before that it's a chemical weapon developed by the government probably I mean that's that's what that's so I'm sure we've talked about it yeah it sounds like something would say I mean so what you're saying Luke is that the Moon is covered in AIDS and that that Neil Armstrong contracted AIDS while on the moon is that what you're saying I don't quite think it is but sure why not maybe him and Buzz were sharing

needles on Moon I wish Dave was here because he would get horrifically offended at us bad the astronauts like this he's really really Pro astronaut he doesn't like to hear the pro truth about them yeah he's an I remember recently somebody gave B Aldren a Tamagotchi and said hey go have a play with that and he's like y great pretty fun what and uh and they said you know that's got more uh got more processing power than the computer that put you on the moon and uh he was not amused by that analogy well people say that but um they got to the moon so yeah yeah what's your point yeah

exactly I like that that's fine so what yeah that was 40 years ago yeah take that burn like yeah yeah if you had showed me a Tamagotchi in the 60s maybe I would have been impressed I put that in my shuttle but showing me it in 2004 or whenever it was I don't know when did tagoi go out of fashion was it was it tagi '90s maybe maybe it's a great episode of double the fist where the ghost of one of the guys Tamagotchi come back and demanded to know why you stopped feeding it all of a [Laughter] sudden well before I mean we're getting close to um to closing time here I think

but um before we do I'd like to engage in a bit of foreshadowing oh why not so there's a film uh that's that's playing at the moment it's come out uh it's based on a a famous I guess you could say book Star Wars uh no it's not Star Wars and in fact the famous book is um it's actually based on an even more famous book yeah that's right sort of is it more famous I think they're both equally famous now they're um I think they're famous in different areas different orces and yet maybe not H so I'm talking about 50 Shades of Gray obviously well not obviously but I am

yeah and um obvious and that's all that matters yeah and uh in I'm sorry I just read the next article down I'll tell you what you can take this one I'll take the next one there 50 Shades of Gray movies coming out and and then just this little piece of trivia um hardware stores are running out of rope and duct tape uh because people are stocking up on rope tape and cable ties uh know I haven't seen this piece of [ __ ] nor will I but uh evidently that's what they use to practice bondage on each other I've said on this podcast before I think that anyone who has to get into bondage is just not good at sex um if you've got to go to that length to turn yourself on you just don't have an imagination but

uh you know to each his own and uh yeah chain hardware stores are overstocking in these items because they know that this is going to have an influx of people that have never thought to try out anything kinky before yeah yeah well you may not watch it or read it but you will hear about it uh I'll talk more about that after we discuss the next article which is also related to the um to the film 50 Shades of Gray um now um there was a screening of 50 Shades of Gray everyone was all excited um about seeing the film finally um what they didn't expect to see was a woman pissing and [ __ ] herself everywhere uh right I'm too excited by it I'm not talking about the film I'm talking about

a woman who was uh apparently very drunk and um and just lost control of every bodily function during the film like I like to imagine it's from excitement but she just and and they've said that they made she made such a mess that they had to stop the screening refund everybody and and close the cinema down for the day that closed that Cinema so that it could be dealt with Jesus yeah it was the a quote from uh from one of the people in the cinema there was no way they could just clean it up there and then it would it's a specialist job so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave it was so disappointing we'd really been looking forward to seeing it after reading the

books uh it was reported that paramedics were called in to assist the unnamed woman um yeah and uh wow um like this quote here from one of the other people who saw the film we all expected to see Christian Christian Gray gag Anastasia as part of the plot we certainly didn't expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench she lost control of everything including all bodily functions bily fluids rather sorry what do you mean everything and all bodily FL else did she lose control she just she was she vomiting as well she was just exploded everywhere and like they had to call paramedics so I assume she was very ill eus well no I'll stop you there you do have to be very ill to suddenly expel

from every orifice true I mean I don't know what your day-to-day uh movements are like but well I mean that doesn't really yeah I mean two off I'd rather learn at two orices but would it I'm just would it put you off even going back to see it you going well no see I wonder if these people are now going to associate bondage with pissing and [ __ ] everywhere so you know like like pavlovian response they're you know they going to be in the bedroom with a future partner who's going to say why don't we try something a bit you know kinky get out the cable ties and they're just going to [ __ ] themselves literally I know that anytime anybody mentions 50 Shades of Gray than me I vomit and piss and [ __ ] at the same [Laughter] time well listeners you're going to

enjoy our upcoming special episode with that in mind yeah so as we've done before uh I for some reason take on the uh the task of you taken one for the team yeah so I have I've begun to Read 50 Shades of Gray and like our Savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins Matt is reading this so that we don't have to that's or is he or is this just the reason he's saying because remember Twilight Episode to be fair we didn't ask him to do this yeah and the Twilight episode that was an afterthought this came after he'd watched all the movies and read the books it wasn't uh I'm going to so yeah fair enough now look I um I started reading the book I'm going to be honest

I don't particularly want to keep reading it but I will um MH um maybe it gets better but so far it's [ __ ] um so we'll see uh I I will try and finish it um so that I can I can talk about it's um it's it's hard because I I was already reading The Stand by Stephen King which I which I like a lot M yeah and then and then thought I got to read 50 shades for the podcast so I have to stop reading the stand on my public Community you know what I want you to write a letter to Stephen King I will and tell him that you put his book down to pick up housewife pornography I will try and contact Stephen King to inform him and hopefully we can get a statement from him for that episode I'll do my best I

don't know how available he is for that kind of thing but yeah so listeners if you're um if you're on the fence about 50 Shades well we've got you covered I'm going to I'm taking one for the team I'm going to read the book and then I'm going to watch the movie uh and then unfortunately I've also got the two sequels to read as well if I'm up for it I don't know if I am at this point cuz like I said it's it's pretty [ __ ] I'm not even sure I was aware well why don't we sort of do it in line with the movies coming out oh like one at a time yeah hey that's not bad then all we have to do is keep them interested in between for a little while well for I assume they'll they'll spread them out over years CU you know I don't know I think they probably they want to hurry up on

this because I think the the fuss about it going to die very quickly yeah well it's cuz it's [ __ ] yeah well we don't know that we'll find out shortly true oh yeah sorry no sorry spoilers it's it's yeah I I can't reveal my opinion at this point um okay so just before we go I just want to say one last thing for all the people of requested mugs I've finally got everyone's address and I will be sending them out this week I've got one more I've got one more address for you I'll be sending that one out as well this week all right good and um the um I summon rewards are on their way um uh and the winner of The Witcher t-shirt Simon um who actually sent me a

message earlier saying thanks saying where's my [ __ ] TSH right look he's in the UK right he's going to have to wait I'm sorry son he's in the UK he's freezing yeah and he needs he needs the extra layer that's true but um well he deserves it it was a good story absolutely y so that that's hear it so yeah well listen to last week's podcast so yeah the the mugs are done we're not sending out any more mugs am I right um I don't know I have to have a look and see how many I have left [ __ ] sake but when get your mug send it into the Facebook y/ multiple nerdgasm and and we will make a gallery of people drinking out of their mugs doesn't matter what you're drinking out of it yep so send them facebook.com/ multip nerdgasm or just search for Facebook twitter.com

nerdgasm um multipl nerdgasm docomo multip nasm.com uh what have I missed uh call us yeah right oh yeah so for yeah don't yeah can't forget that uh just text dick pics as always oh uh by the way with my Snapchat [ __ ] 4 oh yeah um we can ease up on the dick pics a little you can send me some other pictures that' be great oh you've had enough dick pics yeah yeah oh time to mix it up a bit all right you've had two weeks of penises mhm let's let's go vaginas for two weeks yeah all right so anyone with a vagina take a cheeky pick and send it through to [ __ ] 4 doesn't to be your vagina to be one you acquired somehow how do you acquire

vag Jesus that mate was there are brutal there are websites for everything Dan everything that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe in items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time