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my n Rings me yesterday and I said oh how are you Nan she's like oh been at home today figuring out different ways to kill myself oh okay so same as always I guess yeah shout out to my n welcome to multiple nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy did she give you a list no I think she wants me to ask I'm not asking wonder how well I mean see now I'm interested though like what what what are the go-to for somebody at that State you know in that stage yeah look it's probably a lot more boring than You're Expecting I think she's just going to um try to overdose on her um morphine tablet so that she

lapses into a coma and dies of starvation okay yeah that's not that interesting yeah thanks for making me go to go yeah that's true could be a lot worse yeah yeah it's not how um it's not how you know people in high school talked about it that's all yeah that's right yeah no I can't imagine her um I don't know dressing in black and cutting her wrists and writing poetry yeah but nonetheless my suicidal Nan you're our geek of the week geek of the week [Music] GE it's start to get pretty easy to get geek at a week lately you just have to die or want to die uh we joke cuz I don't know how to deal with it but we are keeping up with

it that's the main thing got to be one every week I mean it's going to be my it's going to be my nan or it's going to be one of the rabbis we're going to talk to tonight yeah I'm a bit worried about talking to them you know some of the content tonight we're going to be um we might end up on few lists um there seems to be a theme that has accidentally crept in um to uh to this this week's episode um we'll begin with some I guess accidental racism if we can yeah yeah so um yeah in uh in the UK uh I assume listeners around if they're in the UK and the US and Australia we can assume that most of our listeners know what Crispy Cream is um delici delicious Crispy Cream yeah it's a um a dut store I mean they they

say they're Donuts they're not Donuts as we in Australia traditionally know Donuts I remember when Crispy Cream first yeah I remember when they opened I went in and I was like well those don't look like any donuts I've ever eaten so I remember when it was opened pen it was open 24 hours a day and there were lines around the place for like half an hour 40 minutes all day y I had it once and I went I don't like this yeah just uh just munch on some sugar packets yeah yeah yeah you know I bought one once from the one just down the road from where Matt and I used to live Matt still lives and I forgot I had it and I didn't refrigerate it and I just left it out in the bag on my desk for about a week and a half right and then I saw it then I was like oh God this is going to be the

most rank vile magot meus that's a great word milu spawning mhm it looked like it had just been baked and it was still as fluffy and light did you have a bite you bet I did how was it it didn't taste any different and that's concerning there was one that I used to like it was this lemon filled one yeah they don't sell it anymore so they do have a few that are that I well you should come over to my house cuz I've I've been making my own lemon butter H yeah I got we got some of that off you for um for

Christmas that was lovely yeah if you haven't eaten it yet it it might be off by now but um I'll I ate it it was already gone if you're making more I'll sign me up I make it all the time I've got passion fruit butter in my fridge right now yeah man that's what I do I make jams now okay because I'm 34 years old all right are you 34 yeah 35 in 2 months how am I I'm 33 I think yeah I'm 34 next month man yeah 3 no I'm not I'm 35 next month I don't know how old I am I'm 34 next mon you know when I was a kid I used to think all adults were 35 like if I saw a man on TV or in a film I used to think he was 35 because that's the age adults were and it kind of freaks me out of it

that I'm going to be 35 really soon yeah does that mean you're meant to grow up or oh God I mean I draw the line at the jams you know what I mean yeah what what comes after jams well working in the garden I guess but I don't have a garden pondering suicide eventually we've learned that's right some of us get there quicker than others yeah but back to Crispy Cream yeah Crispy Cream um they they use you know the um the modern um as far as spelling goes so they spell it crispy cream with a k k r m as far as I'm aware that's not how you spell cream um I'm pretty sure crispy isn't spelled with a K either you know what while you're at it I mean jump into the middle if you want but I'm just so used to seeing their [ __ ] logo everywhere I didn't even question that oh they spell crispy

correctly but anyway you know what's weird go past any drive through of any description McDonald's KFC Crispy Cream and through is spell T HR U oh yeah like that's just how to spell it I guess yeah in context a drive-thru is a driveth yeah right oh I you know you got to fit on the sign I suppose through is an unnecessarily long word though that actually messes me up now when I try and write write the word through yeah Jesus because it looks wrong when I write it down now when I write the full word the way it's meant to be spelled stop going to McDonald's then so writing letters about McDonald's so anyway Crispy Cream spell crispy with a K cream with a K and

they've started in uh in the United Kingdom or England specifically um in Hull um they started the Crispy Cream Club oh yeah nothing wrong with that or yeah as they as they posted it on some signage the KKK not only that you can join the crispy K cream club and so there were posters that said join the KKK now yeah the store that created the event um which was it was intended to so customers could come in and decorate Donuts apparently that's what this club is um and it's located in Harland England this the store uh and apparently they had no idea which I guess is feasible because look here's the thing they must have had no idea because if

they' thought about it for 10 seconds at all and come to this conclusion there's no way this would have passed quality control yeah but surely you must and I mean about the KKK well I mean we know and we're in Australia like yeah look I could I could understand if they just had the crispy clean cream Club yeah and didn't didn't go shorten it to the KKK I could see that maybe that was past but they actually put KKK Wednesday join the KKK I know and it's like it's not even an established thing the crispy K cream Club it's like right out of the gates they're like KKK like we' abbreviated it before every anyone even knows what it is so yeah so they're um they were very apologetic uh apparently it was created by the whole location on their own um

you know crispy Crispy Cream Central are you KKK um with a franchise I think you do get some Liberties I think with like something like McDonald's you're not allowed to change a thing I'm going to guess they're definitely not allowed to anymore yeah that's right there's always one bad egg who spoils it for everyone and that bad egg is the whole branch of crispy CR so um yeah if you're um if you were looking forward to that I mean maybe they just renamed it I don't know doesn't go into detail but I mean maybe one day we'll live in a world where the KKK um don't overshadow crispy K cream but uh that's not the world we

live in today well I mean from accidental racism to I mean I don't even know how to describe this new range of ads from UNICEF and if you're Germany you've got to be extra careful not to be racist I'm sorry you do but Germany has just released a a new ad campaign for Unicef Global charity um that features beautiful blond Aryan German children in blackface um and you know I mean it's it's a it's a nice sentiment it's basically one of them says I'm waiting for my last day at school the children in Africa haven't had their first one you know and um in Africa kids don't

come to school late they don't come at all and uh so some teachers suck but no teachers suck even more but um the slogans are fine you know it's basically saying like we're lucky that we get to go to school but they're [ __ ] little blonde kids in blackace are you guys looking at these pictures yeah that's um man and they they've really search for the Whitest Kids possible to you know like these kids are so white I mean I assume this was innocent and just yeah but once again like maybe I can accept that somebody hasn't heard of the KKK but certainly by now you know that you can't do

blackface well apparently they haven't heard in the Netherlands well that's true no they've heard now we we have told them refus to listen but I mean oh Germany come on I mean yeah UNICEF too you you mean well not Germany UNICEF like yeah surely you know somebody in one of any other branch of Unicef yeah went wait you going to you did what well surely there's at least one person even in the German branch of Unicef that went I think maybe we perhaps making fun of these children a black face or maybe they just they just couldn't find any black kids in German and they're like what are we going to do we got to what are we going to do we have to have some black children in the

ads otherwise no one knows that it's Africa and then uh and then U ball turns up all the subtlety of an U ball film maybe that's the maybe it's just that's just Germans that's Germany just [ __ ] say it what do you want to say just say it yeah maybe that's their Sensi of humor I mean this isn't humor this is like this is a serious political campaign well we don't has any black kids just puts the white kids in a black makeup problem solv the only thing difference between a white kid and a black kid is the skin the skin and also the education don't forget to mention the education on the sign yes also the bellies of the black kills looks swollen because of food but

actually swollen because of lack of food and malnutrition so confusing leave it off the sign just go with the black face look look like little dark Jew and you took it too far did I but a good segue into some of our other stories staying out of this did you guys see the picture can you see the picture I just posted in a little while ago is it a is it a baby with a beard yeah it's a baby with a beard and I was wondering why that was in there it's literally the cutest thing I've ever seen I mean if had a baby that' be it right like it would come out with beard and Tattoos [ __ ] sailor tattoos too man adorable so good I'm sorry I ruined the German thing we can we can move

on that's all right I think as far as I know we only have one Jewish listener and I don't think he's going to be offended by that he might be offended about the dick sucking syphilis story yeah should we should we move on to the um the rabbi sucking baby's dicks and giving them um herpes should we move on to that tpes it's not syphilis excuse me yeah so I learned this week that um I didn't I genuinely just didn't know this um oh see you learn about the dick sucking this week yeah not just the herpes you learned about you learned about the dick sucking yeah yeah I learned about all of this so must have come a bit of a shock apparently and to be clear most most um

rabbis or Moes don't do this anymore this is a very old tradition that apparently they don't usually do this anymore but as do it in Orthodox not all of them apparently or so they leaders to believe anyway when they circumcise a baby M part part of the ritual um and apparently there is a somewhat medical um basis for this um but the last part of the ritual involves the mo the the guy cutting the skin off as as I the guy who does the breast y he has to uh give the the penis a little suck uh to to suck the blood away from the wound which the wound is no other way to possibly do that

so um the it's apparently uh and I think most of these are in New York these cases um where the AR at yeah that's right there are now 14 cases uh where babies have been infected with herpes from from this practice so is there one priest with herpes I don't suck 14 baby dicks and passed it on to those 14 or are like are rabbis like kissing each other and [ __ ] and spreading the herpes around and then from what I've read of dick it's not one guy there are a bunch of a bunch of cases of this and in particular some of them um some of them have said well they're not going to stop

doing it it's it's part of their religion so sorry the baby got hurt it's their thing Matt you can't call them on it you can't call them on it um the state of New York um has a a law whereby they are required to inform the parents um that that this could happen that the baby could like the form basically says your baby could get herpes from this so isn't there a law that you can't no because it's a religious ceremony you can do it it's actually your half it's it it is illegal generally speaking even in the ceremony [Laughter] [Laughter]

can prevent complications related to the circumcision by you know um the suction the what some there's some it does something that helps prevent you know complications yeah you know what else could do that some equipment a medy wipe yeah yeah well apparently there is also I was circumcised as a baby and I'm pretty sure my parents didn't allow some old man to suck my dick first maybe they afterwards afterwards no no after before or after they did um apparently there is a glass tube of some sort that they can use to prevent contact oh but it's too much work yeah exactly exactly now I think this is one of those weird things that slip a tiny condom onto it a blood flavored condom oh well

that's just gross it's one of those religious things where I'm like really you're like that's what you're Clinging On to yeah like [ __ ] hell you've made all the things you've made the little hat as small as possible to get away with it I know you've exploited every other loophole you won't stop sucking the baby dicks like in areas where there's large Jewish populations they have motion sensitive crosswalks because you're not allowed to push a button on the Sabbath that's cheating yeah exactly you are pushing a button like and my my Jewish friends would tell me that they would always on a Friday afternoon have a discussion in

their house which channel they were going to put the TV on on Friday afternoon because come Friday night you're not allowed to turn the TV off or on but if it's already on well I think God doesn't mind that but it has to be you're not allowed to change the channel so it has to be on the same channel for the whole weekend yeah see I just don't I mean I don't care they more than happy for them to sit there and do that but that's just weird to me and again it's only amongst themselves that they they're doing this this ritual so I mean if if they if they feel like this is necessary then that's fine but jeez I I first of all I didn't know that this was a thing and I'm it we me out thing it's a thing cuz I first honestly at first I thought at first I thought no that's that's got to be fake

no it's true they don't suck the baby's dick but you'd think it's a given wouldn't you you would think it's a given but no they do they uh not that yeah they suck the blood off of it so yeah there you go gross yeah but I just I I love the yamako is my favorite loophole exploitation you know like if I was a God and I had a chosen people and I'm like you're the chosen people and the only people I'm going to into heaven and they were like yay we love you God I'm like yeah I love you too guys come here group hug and then I was like look I've just got one thing to ask I need you to all wear hats all the time is that cool I mean I know it's like that's you know that's just my thing okay and they went yeah yeah that's totally fine we are

going to wear the smallest [ __ ] hats yeah our hats are going to be so small we got to bobby pin them to our hair exactly it's cheating and it's like like he's not going to know he's not going to know he's going to look down and be like well he's got a hat on yeah or it's going to be like he's looking at them going oh you [ __ ] and they're going to be like you're hat say something [ __ ] say something and then when they got to heaven and he's like I told you to wear hats and they're going to pull out the contract and be like look look what it says hat said hat yeah Y and then and then they're circumcising a kid and and God said are you going to eat that do you reckon the first Rabbi that did this or the first Mo that did this

probably did it with the absolute best intentions like he did it and was a little bit more blood than the normal e he's like oh [ __ ] what am I'm going to do quick quick quick quick think fast just suck the blood out that's what you'd do if it was on your elbow and everyone at the bris just went sorry are you are you sucking that little baby's dick oh go God told me to now look I agree I'm sure I'm sure they have the best of intentions I just think it's really weird and look yeah I mean there's some cultures there's a culture there's a native culture in Papa New Guinea that believes that human men are not born with the ability to create sperm and in order to be fertile as an

adult you have to orally inseminate a vast amount of seaman as a child what yes this is true this is absolutely true and so it is the job of the older boys like the teenage boys to orally inseminate the younger boys in the tribe right this is the this is the Catholic Church you're talking about yeah but Google it I will at some point I won't do it now I'm not Googling that all in suck older boys dick do we have a jingle for oralin.com it's the sexy C sweeping the nation it's allal [Music] insation h there we go I thought we

might God now I don't want to make this and a kind of hating on the Jews episode but let's not make this a hating on the Jews episode I do have one other like this is a coincidence I have one other article that is um that is related look before you go on look if you're Jewish and you're listening now and you these guys are being pretty hard on the Jews we have a lot of other minority groups that we're going to be just as hard on by the end of this episode yeah yeah look I got nothing against Jews I just find these particular things interesting uh and I like to laugh at them H um what have you found out about rabis not only do they suck dicks what else do they do Matt well apparently at least one of them uh likes to set up

hidden cameras um in and around the areas where Jewish women engage in ritual bathing yeah so um apparently it's been going on for long enough that he had cameras in various spots around um the area from what I gather they kind of go out into an area and do I assume the women do this on their own um the the reason they do it is because um after they've menr they believe that they're unclean and they need to be richly cleansed so they have these right um they have these I mean they're natural hot springs in um you know in a traditional sense right uh and basically yeah they go and they do this ritual bathing it's women only uh well when I say women only it's there's no men and women there's no mixed ones

men can do it too if they want a ritual cleansing right but they don't go with the women are uh so just women and hidden cameras in this case yeah that's yeah he uh he had um a bunch of them in the room he' had footage of about it says at least 150 women um on media storage devices uh when they searched his house and office um he was discovered when a clock radio with a camera in it was discovered in a showering room so James Bond isn't it I know he's gotten cocky and he's putting like put this clock radio here and then someone what the [ __ ] is that medieval device in the corner yeah wow and look has this guy not heard of the internet apparently not yeah I

know naked women you can see him yeah yeah this is and I can't like honest I mean look to each his own but I can't think of anything less sexy than watching a woman like piously like give herself a ritual cleansing maybe that's his thing there's no sexy way to do that and it's not like they're all it's not like they're sort of presenting themselves to the camera or anything or trying maybe they are how would we know yeah you know what maybe you're right M maybe a ritual bath is more like much more like the lesbian ory that we imag children who knows what they get up to in there well I'll tell you who knows fle Rabbi Bernard fundle doing each other's hair soaping up each other's

breasts kissing yeah yeah you can get you can get five of them on those big candle labras maybe oh wow wow no is that's called a manora a manora AA probably we we got any of this out there's uncomfortable staying in staying in I don't know what it's called is it sorry is that particularly offensive I'm sorry no it's not offensive that you don't know what it's called it's offensive that you're saying it's going to penetrate what is it for sorry what is it for what is it Ed what is it for the no I don't mean I don't mean is that not what it's for I mean what is it for I mean I thought that's what they did

with it I think it's the different nights of the um with the candles burned on their uh high high holiday right okay all right well like I said if that was if that was super offensive I'm I didn't realize what do you mean how could it be taken in any other way if you were like oh it's a crucifix there to [ __ ] Catholic yeah but everyone went all everyone went ooh like and I thought it's like super offensive for some reason like that is what it's for and we just don't speak no I just mean like if I had said oh yeah and like priest grabbed the crucifix and put it inside of her no one would have batted an eyelid but I probably would have gone just as quiet you didn't go quiet that's that's the problem Luke you didn't go quiet you went ooh and that worries me I probably

exactly the same I've got a theory about this you want to hear yep sorry I'm going back to the story I don't have a theory about the manora penetration mintion we going to Jingle for manora penetration Mony [Music] Mony it's mononitration the name of this episode yeah 150 women seems excessive even for a pervert right yeah sure like 100 50 separate women right like that's a lot of women yeah and but is he actually watching all of them or is that just sling his is he

like is he is he what is he doing with this footage because I assume I mean I don't know maybe someone can inform me on this as well I assume he's not allowed to sit there and spank it to to pick to footage these shot of women I think if he's got to this effort just sitting there in office spanking he's not that that's probably not what he's worried about damning his Immortal Soul so when he gets to Heaven he can be like I wasn't jerking off to it I just you know just collecting him I was sucking a little baby's dick while I was watching a little bit of ritual bathing yeah no but here's Here's my thought maybe when this guy was in the rabinal you know he was a new Rabbi and he started in the what the rabinal is that what it's like the priesthood did you make that up no

it's correct is that what they call it the reinle that's a great name yeah your new band that's what I call the receptacle I put my Riner in god wow I did not realize Matt hated the Jews this much I know well you heard it here first folks mtam hates Jews what since apparently W allowed to make jokes at all about jeez um don't mention Jesus the I'm thinking when he was a young Rabbi he first heard about these ritual bath and he's like are you [ __ ] serious ritual baths like these women together and bathing and that sounds [ __ ] hot and he was just desperate to see it right so he set up his first camera right comes back later gets the

footage sits down puts the popcorn on or whatever you do and watches it expecting to see [ __ ] like Debbie Does Dallas level of you know erotica right and instead gets a woman washing the menstrual blood out of her vagina in the most unsexy way possible right oh yeah and then he thinks to himself oh this is not what I this is not what I wanted and this is not why I spent all that money on that hideable camera to put in there clock radio Fortune I bet I bet it's just this woman I bet it's just this woman I bet the next one is going to be the oy yeah sets it up again The Next Day Watches it disappointed he's like [ __ ] two for two I bet it's the next one

and I bet 150 later he's still going I bet it's the next one the next one's going to be the splash and the kissing and the soaping up of the boobs and the minora the minori mintion the minori wow wow I want to be clear I think Jew are great I think Jew are great I'm scared now no it's fine it's totally fine cuz you don't [ __ ] with the Jews I learned that from Munich that's right I love Munich I I think I think it's a fantastic movie I mean I love all of Bill Burg's films um but Munich is great but we were jokingly calling it don't [ __ ] with the Jews before we'd seen it and then 20 minutes into it bam Eric Banner goes don't [ __ ] with the

jewels it's like if there was any way to make that movie slightly better than it could have been and they did it they're like oh people are going to be waiting for him say it we'll make you say it well can we get on to some uh another religion just so that I can make fun of you know you can be absolved yeah I'll make fun of a bit of Catholicism yeah I mean look I mean what's not to make fun of with the Catholics here yeah yeah but this one's funny because uh Catholic priest this week I assume this is what you're talking about um a Catholic priest dies and he's legally dead for 48 minutes before he was revived this is in um Boston Boston Massachusetts mhm um and when he comes

back he astonishes Everyone by saying I met God and she was lovely right so you've heard it straight from the priest's mouth God is a woman so what else does he tell us like uh um so he says that um uh let's see here I'll I'll say in his own words he claims that at the point uh he claims that at this point in his experience he went to heaven and encountered God which he describes as a feminine mother-like being of light right okay um I wish to continue preaching says the elderly cleric I would like to share my new knowledge of the mother the Son and the Holy Ghost with all the Catholics and even all Christians but that's it God is a

great and Almighty being despite being a woman ooh you wrecked it you wrecked it you wrecked it dude oh [Applause] man so um so needless to say he is not being allowed to take up his Parish again yeah see I mean he was dead for 48 minutes um uh so I mean God knows what he well well suppose God doesn't know what what what really happened uh in his his little brain like I wonder I guess he he's does he believe this I guess well look a lot of people believe that they've had near-death experiences and all all of them say similar things I

Rose above the bed I could see the room from above I saw a bright light I went towards the light I went to the tunnel then I was called back back just in time yeah um and I don't know if you guys know this but um hospital emergency rooms and almost every country in the in the world do this they've got strange things on high shelves they might have a little figurine of a MOG or something Animal from the Muppets right right that you cannot see from the ground right and anybody claims to have had a near-death experience and risen above the room and looked down on it they always say seeing anything weird up in the top corner and not once has anyone ever identified one of these crazy objects I thought you

were going to say that they did and I was going to say [ __ ] no no but I just I just want to bring this up though if I was dying going up I don't care about something if you are rising above your body and you can see yourself there in a room that's the emergency room and there's the doctors and oh what the [ __ ] is that it's Animal from the Muppets as if that's not going to stand out this gu's like I went I died went to heaven and God was a woman like right right and uh what what's up on that shelf what what's up on the Shelf up there I don't understand the question well you didn't [ __ ] die go to heaven that's right yeah you slipped into a fever dream and uh and now you're awake yeah yeah well you slipped into a death

and then slipped into a death and then now you're alive again um yeah cuz I mean the tunnel thing is probably probably we all experience the same thing when that happens like yes you know it's it's fairly to assume now yeah yeah I mean that's that's not beyond the bounds of understanding do you know what I mean I mean I mean close your eyes now it's not total darkness I mean you can see patches of light no and if you like poke your fingers in there you can make little shapes and stuff like that yeah don't push too hard it's always poking something in something yeah all right well there's not a whole lot of a whole lot of stuff to make fun about apart from you know the feminists have gotten to the Catholic priest as well now well almost cuz I was going to

say I mean the feminists are going to love this guy until I got to the quote about God is God is great despite being a woman yeah and I was like oh dude you could have had it you could have had the feminist vote well it makes Bank it just makes so much more sense for God to be a woman because oh here we go go on no no no no it does though like that's just vengeful one moment and just all loving and apologetic the next yeah y um put her hat on your hair looks silly I'm doing the Jews again sorry kicking you out of the garden if that they have the same God yeah that's true they just don't have Jesus that's true God's son they're like come back with your dad and we'll talk yeah prove it

prove [Music] it well how about we move on and stay away from religion for a little while oh all right fine du what do you suggest I need to know more about this selfie sex toy sure well um I mean we've uh repeatedly uh reviewed sex toys on this showw sex to are just getting weirder and weirder well I don't know review is probably a uh a a strong term yeah but um basically the newest thing to hit the market is a vibrator with a camera in it and the camera syns to FaceTime just in case what actually gets you off about

the sex act is is seeing vagina's really really close up and deep deep inside I was going to say I don't think you could I don't think that's what you'd be looking at I think you'd be looking at I mean the the the depths how long is this thing the thing's going to be right in there yeah right in there right in there I mean um are you doing this so you can watch it or are you doing this to show so people I I don't understand has it got a light on it yes it has a light on it okay it does oh I understand what they're using it for but not the recording part oh yeah I you understand the vibrator bit but not the filming part yeah yeah but I mean that you can get that already you don't have to pay

extra for it to have a camera in it right that's what I'm saying like I If right if it's actually being used odds are you're not going to see much that's of interest you know what I mean because well yes assuming so but like I guess it just proves that people are interested in seeing some stuff I'm not interested in seeing yeah and then on the other hand if if you did you know wanted to have a look at uh you know what's going on down there just get a camera and a vibrator and then you get a better view of everything you know what I mean like I mean I I I don't know I feel like this was a problem that didn't need Sol in unless people genuinely just want to see inside well I guess they do I mean supply and

demand you know interesting I I know doctors have cameras that but I'll stop you there I know not quite yeah I don't think it's quite uh quite the same oh this a little they've got a little um pole down the bottom have you ever wondered what happens inside the body during climax that's not really the question that needs to be asked here like not only that even that is a question the answer is no well sure I've like wondered you know what what happens kind of thing like on a medical level I even thought I just want to see what's going on inside there like get a camera up in there H the female organ is a my myth anyway that's true obvious

well I mean there you go this is no better than a Sasquatch vibrator exactly Terry Terry have you ever no he's not home never mind no he's not there never mind he's got a little sasot penis inside of him little sasot camera inside of him what are these controls on here we can't see them very well oh there's a video I think it's for watching the video I think the controls are for sort of speed and on and off just normal stuff right normal stuff I'm just no I'm just looking it comes with a cable so you can plug it into computer it's a very short cable I'd really be thinking you'd want something yeah a bit longer H that's what she said yeah don't

worry about it Luke you're you are I've gone to the sidebar here because there you know there's a few other sex toys that is fairly interesting here I don't know if you'd call this a sex toy or not but women and uh you know well no only women actually not women and just women who want to um become artificially inseminated um have basically up until now had uh essentially a turkey base to put inside of them like a huge eye dropper to administer the uh the sperm um but now you can get a dildo that um Cates actual human sperm at just the right moment so that you can um just the right moment yeah so slightly too early or not at all yeah or in your

sister not your sister who are you talking to doesn't matter got sisters that's true and now I'm scared all right well um speaking of erotic things um as we all know there's nothing sexier than My Little Pony we knew that right that's so true I think Luke knows that don't you Luke yep yeah my sex Pony well there's uh obviously because it's the internet there are a number of um artists who create erotic Works um featuring characters for My Little Pony the ponies not I don't mean human characters I mean you know they have

draw pictures of little horses having sex and stuff um and one of those artists um who um from what I can gather he is a fan of a character from the show called Twilight Sparkle uh and he's also um I love how Matt says that like he's never heard of Twilight Sparkle before I'm assuming that's a kind of a vampire um related yeah Pony um uh this guy on his dvnr page has a bunch of sexy pictures of Twilight Sparkle um from what I gathered they were created for him for his birthday or something but um this is and this I mean this is not a new story but um so possibly there's an update um coming next week when we find out more about it but uh he received a

letter um from a concerned uh I guess um not fan uh just a concerned um by Little Pony fan let's say and I'll I'll read you um some EXT from I've got the whole letter I you need to rephrase M he didn't just receive a letter he received the greatest letter ever written yeah all right it begins dear Kevin Sano that's the guy's username I guess this may be the strangest message you'll ever receive but I do hope you'll take the time to read it and consider what I have to say to put it simply I would really appre [Music] that I can hug kiss cuddle up to in bed and go to sleep with at night and take out on the town to do all the fun things together that normal couples do I take

her out to eat at nice vegetarian restaurants I don't know why I guess horses don't eat meat uh we go shopping together I take her out for coffee we do social activities together like hanging out with friends seeing movies Etc it goes on quite a bit so I'm not going to read all of it but you get the gist um later on he makes it very clear don't get me wrong here though this isn't a jealousy thing I'm very secure in my relationship I know with that question you just you've just skipped over the best line in this oh okay sorry go ahead it's been bothering me lately every time that I go on these okay so to back up a bit he does admit he likes Pony erotica oh of course in fact he says I often go on e621.net and Rule 34 to see what new erotic art people

have drawn of her but to me she's more than a cartoon character who's sexually attractive she's my fiance who I love with all my heart and soon to be my wife so it's been bothering me lately every time I go on these sites and see a dozen or so pieces of art people have drawn to predicting my girl in various sexual positions with the same person over and over and that person happens to be you so he says don't get me wrong though this isn't a jealousy thing I'm very secure in my relationship I know without question that Twilight is faithful to me as I am to her she's actually sitting on my couch next to me while I type this yeah you also skipped over the part where he says he channels the thought of

her into this plushy that he has look there's quite a lot in there and I was I mean I could read the whole thing but like I said it's quite long and we'll link we put it in the notes yeah it's so good um yeah it's pretty excellent so I'm not sure what the Fallout from this was whether um Kevin Sano uh did indeed stop his uh you know his erotic art um he um he posted the letter obviously because we're seeing it so he's posted a copy of that on the internet um so hopefully we'll have an update for you on that next week on uh Twilight Sparkle Saga I guess we'll call we have a jingle for the Twilight Sparkle Saga I'm sure we do Matt something tells

me we might do yeah Twilight Sparkles I I I have no idea what to say right so look if you uh happen to be in love with a cartoon character how would you how would you deal with that well this is part where I'm confused he's in love with a cartoon character but then he's got his plushy yes he says that when he's with the plushy he feels her presence very real so it's kind of like when you're in love with a ghost and the ghost channels itself into uh a carp yeah you're right people probably can relate to that yeah that's right just just just to bring it into the

vernacular yeah so you've never been in love with a cartoon character Luke I wouldn't say in love ah go on who's your favorite Loki I don't think we need to get into this we do I think everyone's got a cartoon character that they would like to Bonk nothing wrong with saying that who is it ly who is it um who your was probably all right fine I was a bit of a fan of rootch right MH yeah one of those big sexy robots yeah and I'm trying to remember her name one of those boys that look like a girl in anime oh no it was actually a girl that looked like a girl oh that wasn't liming me I don't know who that is somebody from yahi porn I guess that

anyway all right listeners manga listeners if you think you know who it is that Luke's talking about send us in some erotic artwork podcast at multipl nerdgasm tocom is the email address you can um you can post your erotic art I guess if it's not too racy on the Facebook page we don't want to get you trouble or I was in trouble so you know well push the boundaries though yeah all right facebook.com/ multiple nerdgasm or M nerdgasm on Twitter Twitter matters yeah oh God speaking of Twitter Matt yes um we did speak last week uh about the fact that you were about to um uh discuss 50 Shades of Gray for us yes

in other words you're reading it so that we don't have to Yes um but we also mentioned the fact that you put down The Stand by Stephen King an excellent book without finishing it in order to start 50 Shades of Gray right and and I kind of mused that uh Stephen King would just not be amused right at hearing that that happened yeah probably so I did find Stephen King on Twitter and um I did I did send him this message Stephen King Matt from multiple nerdgasm podcast stop reading the stand to start 50 Shades of Gray care to comment so far no comment I'm disappointed now I'm disappointed too but uh I'll keep you posted I did try and find uh an email address for him MH uh and they make it

quite clear on his website that does not have Web Master yeah yeah I'm not steephen King I will not be forwarding any Communications onto Stephen King leave me alone yeah if you if you have questions or comments about Stephen king.com I will answer them anything else forget about it yeah oh never mind you guys know there's a dick Cemetery in Iran I didn't yeah there's this place in Iram called the khid Nai Cemetery they they bury dicks there or uh no not to my knowledge um it's ancient it's uh you know many many hundreds of years old

right possibly thousands I don't know I'd have to research that but um it's all dicks all the gravestones are biger wrecked dicks like you know they they oh wow they are yeah they're all dicks I mean if you didn't know this was a cemetery You' just think somebody did a whole bunch of Dick statues but they're not they're all tombstones and um are they supposed to be dicks yeah yeah because not only are there dicks there's a couple in there that are boobs and there's some vagina ones in there too but mostly it's dicks it's like 90% dicks oh felic architecture they really are dicks yeah they're really dicks now the thing is the Iranians hate this thing you're going to say Iranians hate dicks no but they they're very conservative yeah I'm

sure when it comes to dicks you don't see a lot of dicks in Iran right right and so they [ __ ] hate that this thing is there you know because it's like a Heritage listed site you know yeah right but it's all dicks and it really just goes against their kind of anti- Dick mentality that they is there a reason for it or they don't know the reason for them hating dicks uh no I just more it's a reason why there is a cemetery of dicks they do not know I think well it says it's uh it's an example of felic architecture I guess back in the day back back someone just wanted to make a lot of big dicks back in y oldi times they were like you know what I want to be buried under something

that points out how big my dick was so they assume that before Islam the people of that area had some kind of fertility cult yeah that this represents yeah I think most cultures did didn't they yeah that's right yeah yeah it's interesting B Cemetery well I love this line on the Wikipedia page the isolated Cemetery has become a popular tourist attraction in Iran and a source of amusement [Laughter] yeah excellent well now you know what kind of gravestone I want yeah yeah and it's uh it's going to be bloody and and a rabbi's going to

suck it every day Y and I want five penises I hate to break it to you about but the the manora is actually seven I thought it was seven it's actually seven yeah yeah cuz it was it was seven nights that the candle didn't blow out and so it's a it's a seven pronged candle well I was looking at a cropped photo in the background of the rabbi I apologize well there you go I haven't offended anybody yeah in fact maybe there's a five pronged candle five wronged candle and I want to see who you actually have offended probably some Satanist cult you know with their with a pentagram or something yeah they're hard to offend yeah exactly five pronged yeah that's fine yeah five pronged

candleabra here we go images there we go there's a bunch of them so interior decorators I've offended yeah yeah you're an interior decorator sorry get a candle up you go have a ritual bath uh oh I was actually trying to hopefully try and find a five prong dildo and put it on the hopefully you'll find one there isn't one I find that very hard to believe I there's four I love this I just typed into Google five pronged dildo and it comes up did you mean five pronged seal Mine mine's come

up with Urban Dictionary quilo a five FR dildo that currently resembles the sorry a five pronged dildo that when used correctly resembles a lotus flower imagine a double-ended dildo with another double-ended across the center so it looks like a cross and then another dildo vertically at the center and then this is this is a usage this is a cool party and all but what we really need is a quilo I love the usage on dictionary but Luke's right there is no five prong dildo in fact there's not even any multi-prong dildos and that really surprises me this secondary definition noun a crossbreed between a feathered writing utensil and a dildo can be used for vaginal or rectal pleasure or

writing look speaking of phallic objects with multiple prongs we've discussed on this podcast before the hilted lightsaber from the force awakens trailer y right we have take that seg God um and I found out all the same [Laughter] God I found out an interesting bit of trivia this week and it's that that lightsaber was designed by Johnny IV from Apple yeah apparently he um he came up with the idea yeah and he said this and Matt if you don't mind I'm going to read out what he said and I'd like you to put the um the Apple keynote music behind oh yeah yep absolutely okay I thought it would be interesting if it

were less precise and just a little bit more spitty a redesigned weapon could be more analog and more primitive and I think in that way somehow more ominous wow though um I'm excited cuz uh you know I was a fan of the iMac and the iPod so the ey light does it for me I do want to know if it comes in different colors though well if Johnny I's got anything to do with it it does if if Steve Jobs was around one color and that's the color you want I

love this this is how it went they they did the first iPad just in blue Johnny begged for it to come out in five colors Steve said fine five colors you get five that's it they did it and he's like no [ __ ] it from now on all iMac are white and they have been forever the iPad came in black or white okay fine Steve Steve Jobs dies yeah the very next thing Johnny IV designs 50 different colors yeah right and the watch the watch has got like infinite [ __ ] designs well that's what I mean the watch isn't there's like yeah right is they are they infinite I thought they were 50 no there probably yeah infinite in 50 is infinite that's umite I better just close this

multi-prong dildo window that I've opened up we can um we can ask Steve how he feels about the um the watch on the weekend we would definitely ask him in fact by the time you hearing this we would have already had our Seance and already contacted the Ghost of Steve Jobs so I'm actually a little bit envious of you right now because you know how it went and we don't so ride in and let us know you live in a world where Steve Jobs answered all of your questions we do not think about that now um I was going to say if you've got some questions for Steve um what did I just say Matt I know and then I realized silly did I just say so we'll be asking the this last week too you did

this with the stories and you're trying to do it again we'll be asking the question submitted to the kickstarter it's too late it's too late we've done it this doesn't come out till next Monday so we already done it yeah y fine look we're coming towards the end of this week's episode but I really want to know Matt you completed Diablo I in 2 hours I you want to talk me through that sure so uh this was uh I got diabl 3 on the Xbox One Y and I finished it already on PC so I I knew you know I knew the story for what story there is it's the story story is not why you play Diablo yeah um Simon um

who lives in the UK mhm hi Simon um wanted to play some Diablo so um we organized time on the weekend and I jumped on and he's already up to act five which is actually the expansion ah and uh I created a new character cuz I'd never played on the Xbox and he said I'm right at the end of the game uh I don't know if you can join in and I said let's find out so my Crusader who was at the time level four because I jumped in and familiarized myself with the controls yeah he jumped straight to uh Act five towards the end of the game and leveled up to level 20 26 I think um what he automatically leveled up no no no uh within the first like hour or two did really well yeah because I'm surprised you didn't get absolutely slaughtered with a level four I thought that would

happen which is why I thought this is going to be funny but but for some reason whatever the maths is that um that they that they use we were both able to kill monsters in in the game and and progress which seems very strange like so you were sharing the the experience points that you were gaining from killing monsters or I don't know scaled back for you comparable he was he had clearly because he was such so high level he had way more powerful items than I did because he would loot stuff run out of inventory space drop things and I would pick them up and I could not use these items like yeah right they were like way way too powerful for me however fighting monsters we're both killing monsters at

at what seemed to be the same rate so uh but but my yeah my experience was like went up insanely so I I don't know it was interesting so when you say you finished Diablo I in 2 hours what you you didn't actually start it and finish it I started it and then I skipped and then I finished it okay but yeah I thought you may meant start to finish not well skip the entire what did I just say but good you got to you got to beat it you got to play the final battle Yeah well and it was like it was mostly interesting because I thought that I would just get annihilated yeah it's like do you remember when we were kids and we used to play games like Double Dragon and it was fine if you were playing it on your own and it was

really fun if you were playing it with somebody else who was good at it and took it as seriously as you but if you had a friend over who doesn't usually play video games and was a bit [ __ ] at it you shared lives yeah if one character just wasn't good and was just constantly getting hit then your shared life was just plummeting it was the most frustrating thing ever that was like the main problem in my life when I was nine was like how to overcome that other people's incompetence God I wish for simpler times that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and itun to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time