Hiding Guns in Your Dog: Terminator Genisys & Jurassic World

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all bit ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis danam I accidentally got soap in my urethra and sometimes Dave you don't understand how sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat panus inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy guys it's happening what's happening America and Japan are going to war well we knew this day would come well I mean that day has come in the past that's true but it's happening again in fact since I was at the war

memorial last weekend I should probably know that yes I wondered where you were that you were Snapchatting me Nazi uh paraphernalia yeah go I thought maybe you just went to your [Laughter] granddad's no no I went to Lukes yeah yeah yeah well uh I guess it was inevitable that there would be a rematch um this one seems to be a bit more light-hearted I don't know I think this is just step one I wouldn't trivialize War Matt you think this is this is just blowing off steam but it's going to get dirty is that what you think yeah this is this is going to Luke why don't you take us through what's going on here all right well a few years ago um a Japanese company made a giant robot just the one

yeah as as they are want to do y and this is it's not as much as a robot as giant armor guys actually inside controlling it and they threw some Gatling guns on it yeah right y well now an American company's done the same thing they've gone out and built a robot that fires paintball cannons at like 160 mph Jesus and they basically went onto YouTube and went we've got a giant robot youve got a giant robot you know what needs to happen we challenge you to a jewel I was going to say I was going to say robot sex but clearly I was the only one on that one yeah well not anymore no anymore and I guess Hollywood's probably going to make a movie out of that now that I've mentioned it staring Dwayne The Rock Johnson so in one year's time we're

going to have a giant robot battle that's awesome now unfortunately America's going to lose this but I know because if you look at this article right this looks like if this was a movie you've got the Japanese robot on the left and the American robot on the right and if this was a movie the the American robot on the right would be the the old shitty robot that everyone's given up on and the Japanese one would be the new hotness cuz it's it's actually got hands and like it it looks like instead of just tank tracks it's got four legs with like independent wheels on it yeah it looks [ __ ] badass also it looks like if the Nazis built a robot they'd make it look like this yeah that's right it's black got stripes on its uh on its shoulders yeah

it's very military looking oh I mean the other one is as well but the the the American one is very probably intentionally looks kind of trashy almost it looks like a tractor that's been converted into a robot where Hillbillies made a robot this is what it would look like in fact I'm sure that's what happened well the reason why I think that the hillbilly robot's going to be in a bit of trouble is that was basically just a vehicle to carry the paintball cannons right where Japan have agreed to the fight they've gone no guns right let's let's be a punch f well they have an advantage in that theirs actually has arms and the other one does not so so yeah I think um it's going to be a little bit of a one-sided battle but I

cannot wait to see it I've been watching some old Japanese robot cartoons lately um and because it started with Voltron and I kind of worked my way back but there's one thing that's incommon about all of these all of these big giant Japanese robots have hands yeah and they hold weapons like a big sword and I just don't quite understand why if you're building a robot why you'd make it pick up a sword if you wanted to be able to cut things [ __ ] put something on it that can cut well that was one of the weird things about um Pacific Rim Yeah was was when they I mean obviously that was an homage to all that stuff but it was like oh we're almost dead I know

pull out the sword well just get the sword out straight away yeah if you got it in future in future just grab the sword first first up and then how about we have an arm that just always holds the sword yeah how about we it's just an arm that's a sword yeah don't give it hands just give it two swords yeah if that's what it's best at make it the sword hand thing I would love it if if this war robot war happens and the American robot comes out and they've put some arms on it and then the Japanese robot comes out it's like oh yeah just pulls out a big [ __ ] sword yeah yeah please please do that and both of the robots have learned fencing I would love that it's going to be like robot wars they're going to fall over each other

for a bit and then one of them's going to malfunction yeah one of them is going to the I'm really hoping it's not like that robot was cuz that was so disappointing yeah I know such [ __ ] something that could have been amazing in theory yeah just just wasn't Rock suck robots said they didn't quite work well like the original toy either yeah because you realize that they really haven't made any good robots you know they they haven't no I saw I mean uh I saw azimo at Disney oh yeah um yeah sorry you were there too Luke we watched azimo the aimo presentation and he's pretty impressive because he can walk up upstairs and stuff like that which is actually impressive for a robot but I mean when

you're talking about a fight that's useless yeah I mean escaping from a fight up some stairs well if this Japanese robot can walk upstairs it's got an advantage over this American one which has just got tank treads yeah good point yeah I think this I think the America one they probably invested a lot of money in it and I think they're now regretting their challenge to the fight probably cuz this Japanese robot looks like a [ __ ] killing machine yeah yeah the second you take the guns out of it but they seen this right I mean it's not like they went I'm sure their robots a small little thing like they they had access to pictures of this thing before they agreed to fight yeah that's right well this is the thing like their robot it's

um the American one it's um two tons heavier it's taller like it's bigger in every way but it's just a tank yeah that's right it's like a tractor with paintball guns stuck to it I do love this quote though from the guys that built this one uh we've just finished tightening the bolts on the Mark I and because we're American we added really big guns I'm definitely Keen to see it actually it looks cooler in um there's a still from the video further down it looks cooler cuz it's kind of crouched I think it looks a bit more menacing Crouch down like that the American robot uhhuh rather than y yeah like the look a little bit like Ed 209 with a person in the head it looks it looks like they've modeled it on kind of

the mech Warrior kind of oh yeah style whereas the Japanese one looks more like U what's that robot from RoboCop 2 the oh the one that actually had a person in it or like a you know it was like a Robocop but it was bigger and gets addicted to drugs Kane was it Kane Kane yes yeah looks a bit more like that so don't worry probably see lots of them up close soon as they take over our country yeah very cool or it'll never happen yeah probably true and we'll find out that these don't really work as well as you kind of assume they might well while we're talking about robots it's a pretty good segue into a film that I I haven't seen it yet um and

I'm debating whether or not I should bother at the moment um perhaps you can help me decide Dan yeah well I assume your uh you're referring to ter gen gen Genesis is this how to spell Genesis I mean no let's I mean let's start at the at the title I mean that's not how you spell Genesis right no no not traditionally no okay all right um so that was an odd Choice uh but the odd choices didn't stop there um I'll start off by what I did like about it right conceptually I thought this was a really great concept revisiting the first Terminator film on an alternative timeline is an interesting proposition for a film and I think I have a sneaking suspicion that the first draft of this

was probably awesome yeah but it went so a skew so quickly into [ __ ] ridiculous story lines that made no sense logic holds Galore breaking the internal logic of itself and I've never seen a film that both overexplained and undere exlained in equal measures right like for a film that had really difficult to follow plot twists it also had a lot of scenes where characters just stood there and spouted Exposition to each other right um look it's it's probably the one liners that's all he cares about does Annie say some cool stuff not only does he not really say any cool stuff but I'm just thinking back now they don't even have the music in this even salvation had

that it's not like a Terminator movie which is weird to say because it's the one that feels most like the first Terminator movie because they there's sequences that are literally shot for shot right um and I noticed today that the red letter media guys did this great video where they try to explain to themselves this new kind of timeline uh and basically they can't because it's total [ __ ] I have trouble with their videos sometimes I really enjoyed the Star Wars ones but then their half in the bag that series that they do I just sometimes they just bug me like they just I don't know mhm I I find them quite I don't know they just they take forever to get to their point they could just talk about the film but

they don't they do all these silly things beforehand and I find I guess maybe I've maybe I've joined the YouTube generation where I don't have an an attention span anymore yeah I don't want to be entertained just give me the facts well that's right yeah is Terminator Genesis good yes or no damn no no it's utterly [ __ ] okay thank you all right thank you for listening we hope you enjoyed the show look off air you want to hear about uh my thoughts on it in any deeper level just uh just ring me and I'll I'll I'm perfectly willing to go through it with anyone who wants to call in but uh we're short and sweet on this podcast so that's all how is um how's Amilia clar as Sarah Conor um oh as Sarah Connor [ __ ] okay as a self I mean I just I I

enjoy her um but there's this weird okay she the one I've seen naked yes yes yeah yeah and and it's funny because she for someone who's known for being nude on stage and and on screen they did an awful lot to hide any of her nudity in this film even though she is nude for for a portion of it not that she doesn't she doesn't do it anymore she's she's refused to do any more in Game of Thrones from what I understand as well yeah yeah I think everyone in Game of Thrones has though the you get extras doing bit parts that get their uh Thrones these days but that's it no cast MERS no main cast no well they don't have to now they get paid a fortune but

you know how in the Terminator right yeah terminator's this huge [ __ ] Hulk of a man right mhm and he's after this perfectly normal woman MH and a dude with a perfectly normal body comes back to save her you know and they're both running away from this huge [ __ ] thing and they're not trying to fight it they're trying to run away from it and that's why it's interesting right in this oh and and then she she bulked up for the second one you know because she's had 15 years to train to try to fight it and that made sense when she was buff it made sense that she was cuz now she's on the attack right well she just did she did pull-ups in the [ __ ] mental institute for 10 years or whatever this one obviously has a new

cast and it's got a quote unquote badass Sarah cona so the badass version the version that's been in training except she doesn't look like Linda Hamilton who's been going to the gym she looks like Amelia Clark who's kind of short and just a little bit you know soft around the edges sure like she doesn't look fighting fit she's smooshy she's smooshy like way adorably so yeah yeah yeah but she's not [ __ ] guns blazing Linda Hamilton and she's being protected by Kyle Roose who is as big as the Terminator maybe a bit bigger like he's a [ __ ] Hulk and it just it just skews the whole dynamic of it you know for starters how is this starving soldier in this desperate underworld in the future getting this

amount of protein on a daily basis and enough time to spend that long at the gym every day yeah you know what I mean like it's just not believable cuz Kyle Reese in the original was kind of useless almost he was he cuz he' come back in time and he was he was just [ __ ] up from it and he as I recall he doesn't do a whole lot other than warn her and then give her a hand yeah he yeah that I know but he's not he wasn't an action hero or anything he was like no that's that was the point of it yeah he just had to warn her and try to get her to run away from it yeah i' have sex with her that was a very important part of it as well all right all right yes yeah well it was yeah yeah and they do make a fair few jokes about that in this uh which are kind of the only funny

bits okay yeah but I mean here's the thing if you change anything if they have sex on a different day John Conor is not going to be John Connor do you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah of course yeah well that was the problem with Terminator 2 that it [ __ ] up the whole story the whole plot because if you stop the the war from happening then KL ree never get sent back which means John Conor is never born yeah because they never slept together which means that you didn't stop the war but that's the which means that he does get sent back which means that he did stop the war which means he it goes around like that it's yeah but here's the thing because before you even get to that for John Connor to have wanted to send Kyle ree back his mission would have already

had to have failed because if it succeeded [Laughter] [Music] because the events of this movie Wipe Out the events of Terminator 1 and two so that none of them happened at all judgment dat doesn't happen bored earlier but doesn't this movie take place at the time of Terminator oh for the first 10 minutes and then oh all right and then they go into the future where oh okay where Judgment Day hasn't happened in 1997 but it's going to happen again when miles Dyson's Sun [ __ ] everything up in

2017 okay so it's kind of like they had a clever premise and then they just ignored it yeah I think what happened was somebody probably some really smart screenwriter probably handed in a first draft and went Terminator Genesis and they went right change the spelling of that because I think that's uh I think that's wrong but go for it anyway and um and then a whole bunch of producers and Executives sat around going oh this doesn't make any sense and that doesn't make any sense and put heaps more Exposition here and water this [ __ ] down um and then put more twists in cuz that's what people want twists and we've already seen a Terminator that can turn into liquid so what's better than liquid come up with something and put it in there you know what's better than

liquid you want me to tell you cuz there's a new Terminator of course there is there's always a new [ __ ] Terminator yeah do I want to know not really I don't even know how to explain it is it fire no it's like gas he's a gas Terminator um he's a gas assassin no he's he's uh got this like his molecules a tiny magnetic robots that can oh it's like a nano [ __ ] thing yeah like a nanobot yeah he's like a nanobot yeah so that's kind of what the T1000 is yeah it's basically that but just not all gloopy he's kind of more Pixy you know how is that any better or

worse well he can he can kind of take bits off and stuff which I guess T1000 couldn't really do he had to and he had to be things of a comparable size although he did become the floor at one point so you could argue that that's not a comparable size really that's true can you explain this to me though right they make such a point in all the Terminator movies of saying only organic matter can come through which is why the Terminator can come through because he's a metal exoskeleton surrounded by human tissue right yeah that makes no sense how does the T1000 come through yeah yeah I'm sorry even the [ __ ] explanation for the T it makes no sense she can come back just say it

can well it made it awesome in the first one because it meant two naked dudes had to go and find clothes and weapons before they could fight yeah that's true it was it was a good gimmick like it just it just it put an excellent limitation on how quickly they could just start their missions yeah but I I still never really understood how The Terminator could come back well that's because we haven't discovered actually that's a good point why didn't they just make some guns and wrap them in meat yeah right yeah or at the very least swallow a really long knife before you come yeah good point they have laser guns and [ __ ] just put put one in his arm and then when he gets here just cut the arm off like he does in Terminator too and look you got a gun

yes if they can grow synthetic flesh grow it around a gun mhm grow it around a whole backpack with a whole bunch of stuff bring a dog with you just have surgery to put all the guns in a dog you got the dog with you get it I think we need the [ __ ] crimes logo for [Laughter] this how Luke would smuggle weapons back from the future to get around the laws of time travel and also um commit horrible animal abuse in the process yeah well how would you how would you get around the rspca you go to a vet and say excuse me guns out of my dog yeah don't want to hurt the dog while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's [ __ ] crimes Jesus all right bring a small

child then oh God oh boy you wouldn't be allowed you at least have to explain to its parents who you are and that you live in the [Laughter] neighborhood all right so Terminator Genesis thumbs down thumbs thumbs I look I'll watch it when it's when it's available to me here's the thing I was sitting in the cinema and I was wishing that I was watching at home on TV you know so I didn't have to pay quite so much attention okay all right I'm not I'm not saying it's it's a total thumbs down I'm just saying it's it's not what you want it to be well in other films that I haven't seen yet that I'm not sure if I want to bother um somebody's seen Jurassic world is that right I saw Jurassic world oh and what did you think

um it could have been a good movie yeah oh that's not positive no no look it's it's a still a fun film but it's not a good movie okay if that makes any sense well it does actually um I don't know like you've seen in the trailers where they've sort of we've created a new dinosaur yep they could have taken that whole story line out and just had a tyrannosaurus re getting lost and that was the only difference and it would have been a good movie right I think they tried to make it too different okay it's just one of those cases of them not actually knowing what makes it good isn't it well it was really annoying in parts of it as well cuz people come in oh we can't tell you what the trans Forest Rex W what was spliced

it with like that's a secret even the owner of the company he no no we can't tell him either why not yeah why is it a secret yeah who cares yeah is it is it when do I assume you find out is it is it super shocking when you find out um have a guess I reckon you can work it out is it like a frog or something no no no think about every single Jurassic Park movie his been sort of yep oh all right so it's a really really small T-Rex is it no cuz they've made it super big so it's even bigger than a T-Rex and okay it's super smart how do they make it how do they make it bigger than a t-rex with if they spliced it with a raptor oh don't worry about it magic but here's the thing you don't

have to there are other dinosaurs that are also [ __ ] badass dinosaurs you don't have to just make one up no and this is thing like in their storyline they're saying like oh well every few years we have to introduce a new dinosaur so we decided to create one well don't just get a new one why there are real ones that you can bring back in the in the realm of the film Luke what was the Practical purpose for splicing a T-Rex and a raptor to make it bigger and scarier more interesting wh to the general public who are going to pay to come and see it oh okay right cuz yeah remember this this park it's been open now it's been open for years H well they basically saying they even say it like people now they come they

see osaurus re as like going to see an elephant at the zoo right like pretty cool but yeah you before Oh by the way spoiler warning oh yeah for both of these films I guess maybe but I just want to say like I've not seen so many elephants in my life that when I see one I go H yeah seen it seen elephant like when I see an elephant I'm still like [ __ ] it when I see a horse I'm always like [ __ ] a horse do you know what I mean yeah they're pretty cool yeah every [ __ ] time one thing that was really cool they had like baby triceratops and things you could ride them how is that not the coolest thing ever wow yeah yeah I suppose at first the first time you ride a baby Triceratops

oh well well I mean again this is one I that I want to watch but so many I guess negative things were said about it that I'm like H it's just so [ __ ] expensive to go to the movies these days I don't know if I want to waste the money I'm actually even like this what what Dan said I would have liked to have been sitting at home watching this yeah like it's not I prefer that with most film fun movie it still is but it's just not s Jurassic Park the first movie in probably a year or two that I actually thought I am so glad that I actually saw this at the movies was Mad Max yeah I'm upset that I missed it cuz cuz that was just [ __ ] great at the movies it was like spectacle abely in fact that's all

I could think about during Terminator gen JIS Janice Janice Janice was how good the stunts were in Mad Max compared to the stunts in this and this this is the reason that I'm kind of off Blockbusters at the moment generally speaking um and why I I just can't get into your kind of Man of Steel and Avengers and Spider-Man and all of those kind of movies is that all the stunt action sequences take place in the sky at thousands of miles an hour with the camera spinning around them and I don't understand when that became the template for an action sequence now yeah just everything is that yeah everything is that yeah and Terminator is exactly that

well do we want to talk about uh the the S ComiCon is on right now San Diego ComiCon yeah um and they have first time ever the Star Wars is there yeah yeah yeah so that's pretty awesome um uh so we'll talk about that did you want to talk about that first or do you want to talk about uh you mentioned Man of Steel so I was going to briefly discuss you did you watch the trailer for Batman vers Superman yeah I watched it is there a new one yeah yeah there's a new one full trailer no I haven't seen it yet I mean I don't want to speak for us all luk but don't bother I thought everyone was going oh the trailer looks amazing trailer looks amazing I watched it and I thought that looks a bit [ __ ] really yeah it looks

terrible I'm sorry it I I mean if you put this podcast on today because you wanted to hear us just talk about the stuff we love then I'm sorry yeah this is negative so far this Debbie Downer episode of no I've got I'm going to talk about something positive later on I think I know what okay so we'll that's a bit of foreshadowing for you but yeah the Batman v Superman I don't know it just looked like I don't even know man like the special effects in it just really didn't impress me because it looks like more of the same unbelievable stuff like like it just doesn't look real to me and it I don't know man and it's all very I like Zack Snider's earlier stuff like I really enjoyed Watchmen and the way

that the the shots are laid out kind of like a panel in a comic where you've got information available to you kind of like you know there's that shot of uh in the trailer of Bruce Wayne in the rubble of of metropolis I assume from Man of Steel with a sign that says um Wayne Enterprises Financial whatever destroyed next to him and it's like oh that tells me a lot of information actually about what's happened here and so that's quite good but then there's also stuff like kind of the climactic scene in the trailer is Superman appears to like rip the top off the Batmobile and then Batman stands up yeah and it just looks really really silly to me yeah but I think Snider's I think I like all his movies up until the point do you know what I mean like Dawn of the Dead 300

Watchman like yeah strike strike strike as far as I'm concerned good and then Sucker Punch changed everything H yeah it was just this kind of like watching a video game and it just set the tone for every movie pass then yeah I agree I want to watch Sucker Punch again because a lot of people I know well a lot of people like it and I'm like maybe maybe I don't know no man we watched it with yeah we did I've seen it twice I'll say that and I mean I don't know if you're watching a a movie a third time to try to convince yourself you don't hate it yeah all right so many good movies out there man touche all right well may Man of Steel sorry the trailer didn't impress me oh and the other thing that I was the

[ __ ] what's his name Jesse Eisenberg The Lex Luther he looks ridiculous in that wig ridiculous yeah but it is supposed to be a wig right Luther wears a wig doesn't he he wore a wig in the other movie and then right at the end they pulled it off and he's Bal like le le Luther but he looks [ __ ] ridiculous yeah I don't know I don't so should I watch the trailer watch it because I don't know it's worth watching when I was watching Terminator last night I saw the trailer for Ant-Man right oh man I love that trailer see it's the first time I've actually gotten to the end of that trailer like I'm just yeah I just don't I don't get it and now I eat my words because I didn't get Guardians of the Galaxy from the trailer either no I'm

starting to get very nervous that ant-man's not very good at all because they are advertising that like crazy yeah and that's sometimes the sign of a bad movie yeah it's true they're slipping into Lone Ranger territory now right yeah we to the hell out of this so everyone goes and sees it before they hear that it's [ __ ] yes exactly yeah I was talking about this the other day and they spent more money on the marketing for Lone Ranger than they did on the actual film like twice as much or something like a lot more that's the biggest failure in history isn't it the Lone Ranger no no I'm serious didn't yeah I think it is film history Brock yeah like what's his name what's the producer the Pirates Brer yeah he he used to be able to just do whatever he

wanted and because of the Lone Ranger like literally because of the Lone Ranger he is basically now has to run everything by yeah he's got to run everything by people now yeah poor guy oh well oh well so Star Wars yeah we uh we're getting a lot of Star Wars films to me it looks like they're trying to do the same thing they're doing with Marvel yeah they have this huge universe that interconnects and lots of stories and well everyone's trying you know I mean Marvel have kind of set up their thing and DC are doing that it's working it is working absolutely it's it's a it's a a machine that prints money yep and that's where the Superman

Batman thing's going mhm moving towards a Justice League but why not Star Wars yeah oh man cuz that's what they've now announced Han Solo movie and also rumor of a Boba Fett movie as well all sets back before A New Hope right so sort of in between episode three and four hm I'm looking at this leaked picture and it's got this Kenobi the balance of the Force movie and yeah f/ SOLO Anthology Anthology is that what it says Rog one I mean I don't know man this is a lot of film films yeah look yeah I mean the other thing is like if you're just making up stories in that Universe like a lot of the

novels and stuff was okay you know maybe maybe but like a fat Solo movie it's like no who cares because we saw that come to an end you know we've seen the climax of that so what can we see now one where we know fet's chasing solo and he gets away how is that interesting yeah sure like yeah they explain the backstory in Empire Strikes Back and you see it conclude right like there's no need for a spin-off I know everyone went oh Boba Fett crazy but it's like he doesn't need his own [ __ ] movie and I swear to Christ he better not be from New Zealand oh that's the one thing one

thing I'm really worried about that they're going to have Boba Fett with a kiwi accent H well look matter what they do I really really really hope that JJ just goes look thanks for those prequels George we're going to pretend they don't exist like I do look this is the world that we live in they make these they're going to keep making these films and I mean they can't other than what was done previously where they literally changed the original films they can't make they can't take the original films away from us now like you know what I mean they have theyve literally taken it away we literally can't watch the original film anymore no no no but I'm saying we've we saw them when we were kids and so they can't take that away from this that's what I'm saying so as hard as they try as [ __ ] as

they make these films The Originals were still you know big I have a question for you who do you think should play Han Solo nobody I've got no I I have got some picked out I think I should play Han Solo you go first Chris Pratt yeah I agree and and here's why y I think that the same actor should play Young hand solo as plays Indiana Jones in the reboots I think so I think that would just be yeah I I'd kind of forgive a lot of sins if if they had enough of a tongue and cheek to do that also I like this yeah I think he's a great actor he's funny and he seemed like someone who would help you move he would totally help move yeah yeah

yeah I forgot Ryan Johnson was doing [ __ ] Star Wars episode 8 and N is that logged in yeah still eight and nine why do they do that at least sign him on for one and see how he goes I mean it might be all right but Lop it was so [ __ ] yeah it really was [ __ ] yeah it did well it did well though I think we're the only we're the only people who think that I think we are I haven't seen it no no no everyone loves it oh no I did see it it made no sense yeah and it was boring as [ __ ] yep agreed I mean I could forgive the non- making sense bit if it was really exciting yeah I I frequently do yeah exactly but it wasn't it was both [ __ ] and boring yeah oh

well he he made brick which was amazing I haven't seen that brick is really really good but it's the only good thing that Ryan Johnson has done all right well before I move on to something I think is positive can we talk about one other ComiCon thing that I thought was really positive oh yeah yep um which was the the new trailer for The Ash versus evil dead television show did you watch the trailer I just watched that trailer before we started didn't realize it was a television show I went I can't wait to see that movie it's a TV show TV show went even better oh my God you know what I think I did the same yeah really yeah I think I just assumed it was a movie the fact that it's a TV show is kind of awesome yeah yeah yeah yeah as soon as it started and you saw

you know the old car the it's Sam ry's car I assume driving down the street I was like oh boy like it just looks like it looks like Evil Dead well yeah I mean and it looks like it looks like Army of Darkness you know what I mean once Evil Dead had kind of evolved into the just absolute pisake of itself yeah and then Bruce Campbell's [ __ ] great in it from what I've seen oh man I can't wait like it just looks so good and it's gory as [ __ ] from the trailer I mean the trailer was gory so it was it is actually just makeup that they have which it's not yeah which I think makes it look better oh man I'm really excited but when's that being released uh you know what it probably said in the trailer but I was too excited to notice

yeah I think I mat was uh cleaning up the jizz by the time that it got yep first episode date 2015 so it's soon uh it is Sam Remy is the showrunner so that's good good um when is it a come on is it for TV is it for online like Netflix uh it's Stars so I guess it's TV mhm I think that's a channel in the US so I wonder how we're going to get it in Australia set the premiere on October 31st so Halloween ah nice perfect oh yeah and Lucy Lawless is in it yeah yeah I saw that yeah that's awesome well they work together a lot on um Zena Zena yeah yeah Zena and um Hercules yeah yeah yeah yeah no look I'm just really excited it's great I love [ __ ] Bruce Campbell's great I like how he can just

make fun of himself yeah yeah his autobiography is called if chins could kill great oh yeah Rob taet producing that's [ __ ] awesome man the old game it's I'm yeah exactly it's like I don't know it's just evil Dead's just one of my favorite films like I know it's not high Cinema or anything but just as as a teen watching evil dead I just [ __ ] it was amazing to me yeah and Army of Darkness remember the first time I saw Army of Darkness I was like what is this it's amazing yeah I saw that one first actually yeah right I saw Evil Dead 2 first oh right so I saw that last right they just I don't know just the the comedy mixed with the horror it's just it's great I like it's horror

sitcom amazing all right well so that's positive another positive thing for me have you guys seen Insidious or as we call it Insidious no I I didn't see it no no you haven't seen the first one either even no all right uh I would recommend the first one definitely it was a good horror movie okay uh I enjoyed it it's got Rose Burn okay um I don't know who entertains Rose Burn I don't I don't have a point to that but there's a jingle for it so we'll put the jingle [Music] in uh isn't it things I would do to Rose bur I do there's two Jingles we'll put that one in as well that gives what's the other one that there's uh things I would do to Rose bur and there's who

entertains roseburn what oh that's right because I'm trying to remember the context but she enter she entertained us so who entertains her right right yeah I think I think that's probably yeah I might have been talking about Insidious [ __ ] we do some vague things I know someone said to me through the week do you often get to reuse the jingles and I said no not really really no change them all the time they're quite specific and we need to stop doing that um but yeah in uh so the first inside is I really liked uh and I think I've talked about it on here before uh this week because inside is 3 is um is out I thought I'll watch inside is two and um

inside so that I can watch three yeah um and I got to say I was really [ __ ] impressed with the the way that this tied into the first one because it it continues the story of the same family and I thought oh okay a sequel but like and I don't know if this was planned or if this if this was not planned then [ __ ] well done because there is stuff in this film that directly ties back to something that happened in the first film like the first film was complete on its own but because and because it's about ghosts certain things happened that were a bit spooky right and they didn't need to explain it because it's ghosts and stuff yeah but then when you watch the second one they like not in a

showy way or anything like that just part and parcel of the story show explain things that happened in the first one and I was like oh [ __ ] like that's really clever um especially if they didn't plan for the second one when they made the first one yeah right so so yeah I mean it's a it's a horror film it's it's about the the first one uh and this one are about the idea that ghosts uh want to come back to life so they try and get into your body they try to get inside ears they try to get inside ears I assume that's why it's called that and um and there's this kid in particular in the first film there's a kid who is in a coma um and he's able to kind of uh what do you call it when you you travel outside your body you astral project yeah and when you do astral travel your

body's vacant and so things can get in it can get inside here so so it's it's it's got a lot of that in it and it's ghosts and and spooky [ __ ] and and uh the odd demon makes an appearance as well and they're good they're really good uh James Juan directed both of them I don't know if he did the third one do we have things I would do to James Juan we're about to I would do to [Music] James no I like James one he uh he did S as well right he did the first saw and then he just paid other people to do the rest of them y genius yeah he just sat on an island and every couple of years they drive out give him a pile of money and

say what could get cut off in the next one and he'd be like oh I don't know a leg they' be like [ __ ] that's genius yeah go away another movie and then while they were doing that he was making insiders yeah so and uh Fast and the Furious he did the latest one didn't he yeah that's right he did he did the one where um he's doing something else actually coming up um James one oh he's from Malaysia I thought he was actually Australian you can be from somewhere and live somewhere else no no no that's absolutely true but I thought he was um you thought he was white is your way is is what you're saying yes no no actually I didn't think he was white CU thought James Way was uh I've I've seen him on um face off he he shows up on Face Off I knew he was not

not I knew he was Asian I just I thought he was he was just the Noy yeah like the rest of us I don't like him anymore he is though he's as he's as much as he's as Australian as I am he's as Australian as I amre as a as as a pom yeah we probably cut the bit out where I was racist n [ __ ] it nah why would we start now yeah what is this film he's making next oh Aquaman he's doing aqu man oh interesting yeah yeah so anyway um I I highly recommend insiders one and two and hopefully in the next week or so I'll watch insiders 3 and uh and we'll see see how that one goes yeah but if you like horror movies and I know you do Dan you like horror movies um watch I think I always kind of avoided insid is because I I don't know I thought it was

kind of a bit too uh I don't know it seemed a bit is that that one with Ghost Hunters and stuff no that's the conjuring oh I that's the I literally always thought that that was insidia no no no The Conjuring which is the one that everybody said was great which was supposed to be based on a true story I thought was a bit [ __ ] I liked it until a point and then I was like I was mostly distracted by the fact that they kept making out like oh you know can't believe this really happened like it's based on I don't know it's just yeah it's just they got to a point where I was like this didn't happen and I'm annoyed only because they set it up as a as a a realistic thing and it was subtle until now and you and you know that

people are going to be going and you know it was a true story yeah and we're going to have to be the idiots going no it wasn't a true story that did not happen the true story was that someone said this happened but that doesn't make it a true story right but then they made uh a film Annabelle which is the one about the doll right which is the doll is in The Conjuring but then they made a a spin-off film just about the doll and it's really good what okay I'm serious it's really good I really enjoyed that one Annabelle I saw the first five minutes of it yeah you did and and that was enough for you yeah you were like this couldn't possibly get more awesome so I may as well just turn it off now exactly reach the peak and yeah yeah

left the cinema but yes yeah because Annabelle uh begins with the origins of the doll which are um in the 60s with the uh all the cult killings and stuff okay it begins with yeah it begins with that and then it comes back to like modern day really good wait that's a lie it doesn't come back to modern day well you've lied now it's just a few years later I'm sorry I'm just trying to put the timelines back together it's just a few it's just years later so it's probably this late 7s oh yeah my mistake yeah but anyway it was really good and inside ear yeah watch inside ear see what you think did you hear about there was a uh theater over in America that uh family went in to go see

inside out and in cidus 3 came on great yeah and I think at the start of that movie there's some children being murdered so oh are there yeah oh that's what I've heard people get murdered in inside is oh sure why not I don't know I could be making the whole thing up who knows well I recommend inside is um all right should I watch the first one first yes yeah yeah because the second one follows on directly um and like I said stuff ties in really well so you'll get a you'll get a lot more out of it if you yeah it is a similar kind of of vibe to Annabel though so if that's problematic I'll be fine okay

good I don't want you to get too scared ly as long as someone said to hold me just call my name and I'll be there I'll be there just summon Nile yeah I want to hear about this apple music thing do you yeah uh have you guys tried it no I haven't actually okay I um I was way more positive about it at first uh than I became later and just issues showed up with there so for those who don't know Apple music is basically like Spotify uh but but it's Apple um and so it exists in iTunes with all the rest of your stuff so you pay uh it's it's pay only it's not you know Spotify has a free tier this does not um so you pay monthly fee be a three-month trial so you don't

have to pay anything yet and you get access to not everything that's on iTunes but quite a lot of stuff and you can you can add it to your library and stream it and download it and listen to it as long as your subscription is valid and then if you stop paying that that particular chunk of music goes away right mhm yeah so it's pretty cool right except uh and you know there's a lot of stuff on there I mean pretty much I didn't find anything missing as far you know that's on Spotify seem to be on there as well uh because artists can opt out if they want um sure and uh if anyone's interested uh you actually artists get paid more on Apple music than they do on Spotify except during the free trial period um they get nothing they don't get nothing anymore

Taylor Swift told Apple off and so now they get paid um less but well I always found a bit strange that Apple could give away the free trial but then not pay the artist cuz it's not the artist giving a free trial well they had to send out the contract to all the labels and a number of the independent ones said um this is how we make a living yeah so if if you're not going to pay us uh we might as well just close up shop so yeah uh so a lot of them just didn't sign on for it they said no and then eventually it took Taylor Swift writing a blog post about it and then Apple said all right fine we'll pay you but just not as much as normal so um they kind of sorted it out but uh it's it's pretty cool and there's also Apple connect on

there which is like uh B it's kind of like Facebook for bands inside iTunes so you get apple connect and you can follow bands like I follow uh really the only person using it a lot that I've noticed is Trent resner because he works for Apple now sure he designed half of this stuff yeah so uh he posted like the instrumental version of with teeth and The Fragile on there wait is the instrumental version of with teeth called without teeth no it's not what a waste there's literally no vocals on there and it's not called without teeth yeah [ __ ] man he is lost if you get on Apple music you can comment on there and tell him what you think oh yeah so so it's kind of a way for artists to interact directly with the fans and like crap you don't get paid for anything

that you put on there you only get paid for stuff that's in apple music anyway yeah it's pretty cool uh and I liked it except there's a a few little things that I found like uh well for starters it kind of [ __ ] itself and and wasn't working for a bit uh a couple of days in but that seems to be resolved that's just I guess teething issues um but the other thing is if you already have this the biggest problem I've had is um if you already have an album in your iTunes and then you interact with that album in apple music and try and add something to a playlist it it just [ __ ] up your library like quite badly in some cases and not only that um it for some reason

isn't able to distinguish between different versions of a song Sometimes like uh for example on a cell dweller album you've got say five songs and then you've got some remixes of those songs and then the instrumental versions of those songs um as far as Apple music's concerned they're all the same song once they get into my library right and and so it's kind of potluck which one's going to play so like I'll go I want to listen to switch back and it comes on and it's like a remix and I'm like well that's not as advertised you know what I mean yeah it's just a bit frustrating because my iTunes library was pretty well organized previously and now it's a pile of crap so that frustrated me a lot a few days in I've only just started using spotify and I actually quite like

it cuz a lot of the stuff that I Listen to I've actually found on there yeah spotify's good um skull oh yeah yeah yeah I I mean I really like Spotify it's just that I thought you know Apple music all my other music's in iTunes so I don't have to have two things you know MH mhm so like for a l and if I'm if I'm on my phone and I've got some of my music that's not on Spotify in in the iTunes thing on my phone well it's best to just have it all in there because I have a crap computer I've never really used iTunes cuz it took so long to load and so slow so you're on a PC that's the problem yep so Apple if you'd like to give me a computer I'll start using iTunes you know it's probably their next step what's that you know and they're so

desperate to get everyone onto iTunes maybe they will just start giving people Max well I I got to say h as somebody who has used a PC as well in the past iTunes on PC is is [ __ ] it's horrible there there people are right to so sometimes I I wonder like people go oh iTunes is so bad I'm like what do you mean I don't have any oh you're on a PC yeah it is [ __ ] sorry my bad like on a Mac it's fine it's fine is it's yeah I mean it's usable I mean every time well you say that but every time I get onto iTunes they've updated it and everything's in a different spot and I have to refind everything again that is true they do that today I wanted to update my phone put a new playlist on right right and when I went in the the way to put playlists on is not the how it used to

be so I don't know how to do it all right I don't know how to do it yeah and it seems crazy that they changed basic things like that so often yeah I really don't understand what was so wrong with the first version of this well and it's quite bloated now too is the other like a legitimate complaint like it used to be it's called iTunes yeah it used to have your music in it now it's got everything it's got movies TV shows podcasts iTunes University audio books apps ringtones and internet radio it's just IM media like it's just everything but I mean it's a natural progression I guess over time but it's become quite blured like if you just want use it you just use it for music

you don't need any of this other stuff yeah but yeah which maybe they need to break it up yeah yeah well maybe they should I mean they've got eye books now that like physical like not physical books but ebooks aren't in iTunes anymore they've got I books well they moved so maybe they just keep doing it with all the other stuff podcast to its own app and they took something that was fairly simple into a [ __ ] app that doesn't really work as well as it used to work when it was in iTunes on the iPhone on the desktop it's still in iTunes yeah yeah except yeah but when they when they yeah you couldn't use you had to use that app and that was just I don't still don't understand that yeah yeah well I mean it's

it's I mean it's quicker to get to them now cuz it's just a icon on the my on my phone but yeah I mean it works fine the way it was I'll stick with Android but yeah apple music Apple music is fine it's just got some bugs and uh and if you're if you're one of the people that's meticulously organized your iTunes library um maybe avoid it for now because it it will [ __ ] all that up people have had more problems with it than I have I've seen online because I Googled R to see you know how I can fix the duplicate issue and people have had way worse problems than I have with it so yeah yeah they'll fix that in time that they will fix it it's just yeah that's why I'm I'm a bit hesitant to write it off just based on that because they will fix it they have to

but I'm just going to stick with Spotify all right does everything I need to I use it for my phone yeah Spotify is good I I I recommend Spotify I mean we have a paid account um we have the family account the paid one yeah so I might switch to Apple music but I might not because the other thing is if I switch to Apple music Jenna can't use it on her Android phone so oh it doesn't work on Androids apparently there's going to be an app but I don't think there is yet I haven't looked because I don't have an Android phone but yeah why would you well I did I just don't now I like my Android phone it does things which one are you sporting at the moment uh LG G3 all right I love this this is a headline I just looked up Apple music Android and then uh the headline is

Apple Loop Apple music corrupts iTunes iOS 4 kills key audio features iPhone 6s will anger users so that's what as Apple users have to look forward to yeah all right I'm going to talk about my new purchase I'm getting this week oh go what is that Xbox one right another one I'm getting another Xbox one right uh why do you need another one you've got one we should clarify have one yes I I have one I have day one um oh I understand buying me one thanks L that's wonderful a that's good that's really good oh no this is the next prize more will do GM no it's not well I'm entering pretty quick to it's because I have one in my I have I have one in my room which is my has my computer and my Xboxes and things like that yeah but in

the lounge room if I have people come over or I want to play rock band or something I have to move the Xbox out there mhm I'm buying the second one for that right yeah well you can't argue with that logic I also like having a backup Xbox just in case everyone a backup Xbox yes when one of them breaks while I'm setting it off to get repaired I have another one to play cuz I could not go a week or two without an Xbox yeah that's see I I often I don't even have time to play video games like a week or two weeks so I've been in a country without an Xbox for four months now so that shows you how it's been since I've been able to sit down and play a game except for Civ 5 man I've played so much C5 and because I haven't had the

internet for several months it's like it's not even clocking up my hours anymore so cuz I've been playing a while so yeah God here I go I'm on a 70-day achievement streak so need to keep that going what does that mean it means every day for the last 70 days I've got at least one achievement really yes that's pretty impressive in the last 70 days I have got a total of 496 achievements how many hours a day do you play the Xbox um it varies I play today I just spent the entire day playing okay whereas yesterday I spent about half an hour okay okay but yeah have to play it at least once a day and what about in the evenings do you play in the evenings yes when you get home from work when I get

home from work I either play bit before dinner would it be after dinner uhhuh yeah yeah okay I wish I had that kind of time I really do so do I I really do I played Witcher for I play Witcher 3 for about a 3 hours this morning I got up early so that I would have time to play yeah I got up at like 8: on a Sunday so that I would time have time to play before I went out and did all this other [ __ ] uh and I probably won't be able to play it again until next weekend yeah I got Sleeping Dogs in the recent uh Xbox sale which is quite a long game um I'll have that finished tomorrow [ __ ] and I've been putting off buying my Xbox cuz it's it's one thing to not have an Xbox and so be not playing an Xbox and it's another thing to not be playing one and have one

sitting there that you just don't have time to play somehow that just seems sadder well we use it for a lot of other stuff like it's got Plex on it now and and and so it's not like the Xbox is going to waste it's just and that's part of the other reason why I want the Xbox out in the the room for Plex and things yeah just to make it a bit easier Plex is pretty good on it by the way you got to buy a um a Plex membership like you've got to subscribe um to get it cuz it's kind of pre-release but I mean that's not very expensive and it's worth it I think it's pretty good uh and then when it's actually released to the public you can use it for free but yeah it's good it's you can stream all your TV shows and movies and stuff to the Xbox now it's

good I can't believe they shipped it without that though well the I got Plex I actually ended up getting it for free because I've got on Android they have this Google uh survey thing yeah and when you uh do these little surveys Google gives you money and so I used my credit to buy Plex how much money do they give you oh uh one survey can give you 10 cents another can give you a dollar huh if you had an Android I would recommend you get it how long are these surveys uh normally one or two questions really yeah huh what is the app called the app is called uh rewards it's Google opinion rewards okay all right at the moment I've got like $630

credit that's interesting I didn't know about that all right cool I'll check that out I uh I do have a a couple of android devices around so yeah it's really weird you can get like a you might get like a question a week you might get a question a month it's really you just do a survey at the start the who you are what you're interested in and then they ask you questions okay interesting all right all right so um I guess the most important question uh we need to ask is what is your current Xbox named and what will you name your new Xbox mhm I meant to name my Xbox yeah what is it yeah what is it called what's it called it name on your Xbox when you go into the settings what

have you named it I I I haven't what is it called then I don't know I'll find out okay give me a second if you're interested mine is named fagatron [Laughter] 5000 of course it is audience uh listeners if you can think of a name what I should call my Xbox let me know yeah and bear in mind he's buying a new one so they're names that work together that would be ideal what's yours called again mine is called faggatron 5000 Luke can I make a suggestion yep fagatron 6000 listeners send your entries into podcast at multipl nerdgasm tocom M

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