Korean BJ Time: HitchBOT's Death & Lenny Kravitz Wardrobe Malfunction

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little s penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and sometimes Dave you don't understand how sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter and occasionally Cherry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat cleanis inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy all right I'm pissed off and I want our listeners to do something about it please elaborate I need Al List's to hunt down and find the people

responsible for killing an innocent thing okay he went all around Germany all around Netherlands went across Canada got to America and was killed of course I'm talking about hitchbot what is hitchbot please explain Haven you heard about hitchbot it is uh this robot that these Canadian scientists made right and they basically put it on the side of the road and just say like San Francisco or bust and it's got chip in its head and it just keeps keeps track of where it's going by GPS it's actually I'm looking at the pictures now yeah it went around Germany went around Netherlands went across Canada in like 26 days and this is just from people stopping on the side of the road and picking it

up so they did the same thing in America they dropped him off in I think uh Salem mhm oh yeah and had a little Signs San Francisco coast to coast in 5 days he still hadn't left the state yep after 5 days still hadn't left the state and then a week later he was dead he was killed in Philadelphia someone cut his head off and took it the insides wow J I want our listeners to find the people who did this and make them pay wow that is such that's such a great metaphor the different attitudes between America and the rest of the world yeah like even somewhere so close like Canada not a problem just don't trust things little hitchy robots don't trust him don't trust him cuz America they

would have been like what kind of terrorist [ __ ] is this yeah yeah what rights is this trying to take away from me I'm I'm Australian for some reason [ __ ] Obama has put a [ __ ] robot [Laughter] here yep I think's taking my guns away I saw it it was all my guns it's taking my guns and it's trying to give me free healthare [ __ ] you so it's a bit of a shape I hope they try to get I'd really like them to do it in Australia I'd pick him up yeah um speaking of crime uh I don't want to alarm you Luke or or damn but as you know uh our listeners one listener in particular MH has had a crime committed against him in

the past oh you talking about uh Chris from Queensland yeah yeah yeah yeah that he's mug stolen yeah yeah and uh you just confirm with me again you've sent him his new mug is that right Luke cuz he yes I've sent him another mug he's uh cuz he's a back to the Parc Locker he's a backer on patreon patreon.com mple nerdgasm mhm $2 an episode I think get you the mug that's right well does it cuz uh cuz he hasn't got it oh what wait a I know so this son of a [ __ ] that stop Chris's mug from off his porch uh-huh has struck again well I don't know I wanted to make sure that he got it because last time he didn't so I messaged him on Twitter and I said did you get it and he said um

actually no and I didn't want to be a [ __ ] and complain about it but I didn't get it no no no be a [ __ ] complain we want to hear this so I don't know man I don't know what's going on Chris meant to have a mug dude I'm sorry I'm going to give it one more weake to Sharp it has been sent if it doesn't I will try it again I'm going to extend it by registered post this time all right cuz it goes to a it's like a it's a parcel Locker if you out there and you're the guy who's stealing these [ __ ] mugs and I've never had a problem with the parcel Locker cuz he took your advice after this happened so yeah I don't know so yeah here where I live you how usually if you uh if you're not home when the mail comes and you get a package they

put a little calling card and you go to the post office to pick it up and you got to go during work hours and it's a big pain in the ass here if you're not home when the mail comes they put it in the parcel Locker for you see that's great yeah you just go to a parcel Locker you um uh you type in your your digits sends you a confirmation SMS you confirm it opens up you take your package huh yep it's great yeah that's awesome they should do that here they what did they do that in camra well they actually do it around if you actually just go on Australia Post and type in parcel Locker you'll see you can just sign up for it it's a free service it's free yes completely free I

know we've talked about this but I think I missed the part where it was free so yes cuz it's you don't have a an actual you don't have the locker is not yours it can be used by anyone they just basically scan it in send you an email to go hey it's here and you go and that Locker on that day will be yours yeah it's not a how do they know where to send it to like if how do I know you have you have an address so I get mine sent to a certain par Locker area in Tong in cber right so it's the same it's a normal address and you just got a uh like a login number that the post have with you and they go yep that's you put it in there send you an email okay look into that and it's really great cuz mine's are cross the road from work yeah right so none of this waiting

and trying to find time to go to the Post Office well speaking of uh technology and services that we scoffed and are now interested in pursuing remember ages ago there was a service that we reviewed on this podcast where somebody else would open up your mail and scan it and email it to you yes I think Matt knows where I'm going with this yeah I am well we are now that service yeah that's right thanks for that buddy I really do appreciate you opening scanning and emailing me my mail yeah yeah so um yeah so I I I I scoffed uh but I'm now well and truly in the position where that service is pretty much Essential and uh thanks for uh thanks for providing that service for me CU I

took it to the post office and I said to the woman if I just write his address on it will they for it on to him in in another country and she went no all right fine fine well I'll sort something else out yeah now the only thing I could think it was either a fine a check or an electricity bill they're the only three things that come in mail these days it's true and you're not too far off most of it was tax related yeah ah yeah yeah um well speaking of ordering things and and things being delivered and all that kind of jazz uh I can't remember exactly what triggered me to recall this but I think it was someone talking about Visa debit cards actually because I remember back in the day uh when I didn't have a credit card for for a long time cuz I

was young and I just basically didn't need one but yeah I got a Visa debit card at some point and that was that was the the card that I used to purchase the very first thing that I ever bought on the internet yeah and um and and I remember what that was and I wondered if you guys could recall what the very first thing you purchased on the internet was and and if it's something that you're willing to share then please share it but um uh the very first thing that I ever purchased on the internet was a a set of Star Wars The Phantom Menace action figures oh wow yeah it was it was the full set of uh it was Qui-Gon Obi-Wan uh Anakin uh and Darth Maul I believe it was it was four four figures and uh that was before I'd actually seen the

film wow of course it would have been before you saw it yeah you wouldn't get them after so uh and I actually have those action figures um but I am going to get rid of them because I'm I'm selling off a bunch of my stuff so listeners if you're interested in purchasing the uh the phous action figures but the very first thing I purchased on the internet uh they'll be up on eBay and we'll share the link to the uh to the to the eBay auction for that I should have done that with my eBay stuff because I just sold a ton of Star Wars figures myself really I'm going to sell a bunch of stuff in fact and if you if for some reason listeners if you're into audio and you want some audio equipment like get in contact with me because I'm selling some stuff I got

an audio interface I got a mix keep enough to do this podcast Matt yeah well that's the thing right when we first started doing this we were like let's all get together in a room and we'll do this and and so I have equipment that was that was for that I've got like a a rack mount mixer and and and an audio interface it wasn't just for that it was for recording drums and stuff cuz because I do music as well uh in case listeners don't know but um but I don't need it now because we did this all through the magic of the internet because we're all literally in in very different places now so pH physical places not mentally mentally we're in the same place yeah I think it's I like to think we are I still like you guys a thanks Matt was that ever a doubt

what was the first thing you bought Luke online mine was uh dance hall Crashers jumper what uh-huh uhhuh okay I I quite like dance hall crashes what is dance hall crashes there a scar oh okay all right that makes sense yeah mhm that sounds like a Luke thing that was a a CD no no no it was a jumper oh a hoodie right a hoodie sure yeah I got it sent over from America and it cost me about $150 Jesus yeah I used to buy stuff from Hot Topic and it was it was obscene how much it cost you got screwed on the conversion rate and then you got screwed on Postage and then they demanded that I pay extra import tax on one of them because I just used to save up and buy a bunch of stuff at once and they yeah they got me that way

Dan I bought a CD and it was music for a darkened theater by danman yeah cool and I couldn't find it in any stores uh and then I found it on Amazon uh cost me about 60 bucks to get that CD it's a good CD it's a fantastic CD it's a double disc but um yeah to be honest I I I got probably my 60 bucks worth out of it not only did I listen to it a lot but all of the short films we made during that time was scored unofficially by Danny Elman excellent yeah yeah yeah it's got some stuff on it that I don't think is on anything else on your stuff you done for commercials and things yeah yeah I can tell you the most recent thing I purchased online what's

that um I purchased a quadbox CD do you remember the band quadbox I do the drummer for quadbox Laura uh I went to school with her wait is quadbox for women no no they were guys through their I'm talking the '90s quad box maybe I'm thinking of a completely different I think you might be quad box unless are they from Western Sydney they were from Sydney yeah quad box interesting who's in the band I I cannot remember um God this CD came out in like 95 or something okay and it's still available um I just managed to find one

on eBay and it cost me $15 for an EP mhm MH so $3 a song yeah not bad I would have paid more yeah I used to have their best off city and then I lost it and I was very sad so if anyone has any quad box out there let me know H quad box if you're listening you could be the official sponsor of this uh podcast I just did a Google search Okay according to Google quadbox is a ratcheting wrench set so I don't know what you're talking about that's why it's that's why it's really hard to find CDs and music from them because that's what I kept getting directed to so what time is it there in uh where you are Dan I don't want to say where

you are I'm 2 hours behind so it's uh it's about 8:00 right okay it's funny thing about time zones is that uh they're all different everywhere but they kind of been standardized I guess well yeah I mean it's the further you go left and right from GMT yeah so I no I didn't realize this but uh apparently there's a certain country that had their time zone stolen from them sons of [ __ ] uh I actually obviously I'm not I'm not that into the history of this country so I mean is this is this a calm rational country that has a legitimate claim absolutely yeah North Korea oh yeah yeah um oh yes so apparently uh at some point like I said I don't I don't

know a whole lot about North Korean history but apparently Japan invaded um North Korea at some point and occupied it sounds like something the Japanese would do yes it does uh and they they changed the time zone I guess to suit their own purposes and uh the the official statement from from pongyang the uh the capital of North Korea says the wicked Japanese imperialists committed such unpardonable crimes as depriving Korea of even its standard time while mercilessly trampling down its land with 5,000 year long history and culture and pursuing the unheard of policy of obliterating the Korean Nation but never mind that they took their time yeah that's uh literally it's a hell of a thing to steal and so North Korea has now

switched back to their own time zone uh effectively creating I think their own time zone wow I mean Korea always they they already have their own calendar right so um instead of doing the whole BC and AD thing uh they count all time as starting from the birth of their first founding leader right right right and he was born in 1912 um so uh um in Korea right now this is uh the year um 104 ju so um that that2 is is ju one and we're in Ju 104 right now yeah so what was from

the time before his birth uh BJ I assume before Ju Just Just Google BJ I assume you'll find that just don't just Google Asian BJ yeah yeah Korean BJ yeah um yeah so they're on their own actually affect anyone except North Korea probably not um because I mean it's not like they they really interact with the rest of the world other than saying ridiculous things anyway um South Korea uh I'm not on there the same time zone is North Korea now I love it South Korea it's like they've got a big brother who's a [ __ ] and everyone assum too like South Korea you doing this weird thing no we're not it baffles me that there is a place like North Korea in the world right now I know like

I know that there's a lot of lot there a lot of horrible places in the world like where there's Injustice and stuff like that but North Korea is just so ridiculous sometimes I'm like how is there a place where where this can happen like some of these things like there's TV commercials on YouTube about J before he died like I would still love to go there you can go there go there and and see and go and see like the the actors in the hospital and the shop fronts that are pretend yeah I know think it'd be amazing and I have I have friends who did the tour really yeah yeah and basically what they say is that the tour guides who are telling you what is what know that they're spouting utter [ __ ] but that out of politeness for their culture you

you just have to nod and go along with it yeah I'm sure that well you wouldn't want to piss anyone off yeah no no yeah so uh North Korea so we going you're not going to Mars you're not going to the Moon maybe we can get you to North Korea I mean it really is another planet isn't it and they really do test the limits of how weird a culture can get yeah yeah I mean and I don't know just it's it's scary to me to think that obviously there are people who live there that know that it's [ __ ] but there are also a lot of people who Pro probably don't yeah know that it's [ __ ] and people believe in a lot of weird stuff and it it weirds me out to think that if if one day North Korea

does go too far and do something that causes other countries to retaliate like are there citizens going to think that they were right the whole time and the world is against them like like think about it like if you don't you don't have any access to any other information that's out there and you're being told that this is true that's what I mean that's terrifying from your government you're going to believe it what if that's the what if that's how it is here oh just blowing mind what if we just don't know I mean so North Korea are the same ones and we're crazy maybe I mean they should they probably don't have podcasts like this in North Korea but probably not exactly like this

no probably not I mean like even even in China you know' got the the the great firewall of China yeah so things things are a little different over there because of that they get different access to information what if we're the same I'm scared let's move on to something else all right Luke do you like science I love science we we have been very luy North Korea doesn't what's that North Korea doesn't like science no North Korea doesn't like science I mean why would you need science when you have a magical leader who can fix any problem exactly that's a well it's a good point that's [ __ ] science for you right there I me it's not but we've we've been very lucky here uh in that um we were contacted by the creator of the science deck playing

cards MH and um if you haven't seen this Kickstarter the link will be in the show notes Kickstarter has ended but um it was a really awesome Kickstarter for these science themed playing cards and um in case you don't know it's actually uh National Science week in Australia this week um not not as we record this but as this a it will be ask yeah um so uh and to celebrate they've sent us uh a bunch of these decks of playing cards to to give away on the show and um I got to say these cards are really cool they're really beautiful I mean these were created by a graphic designer who obviously loves science and the history of Science and these are just impeccably

created like if you if you're going to get a deck of cards and you're into science and you don't get these well maybe you're not just that into science yeah and this is like I don't know I've seen some weird [ __ ] on Kickstarter but this is like this is awesome like this is one of those kickstarters that you want to have backed yeah that's right or want to uh not have backed but get the opportunity to um reap the rewards yeah yeah yeah here is your chance because you missed out in the kickstarter yeah exactly right so each card has uh some kind of science element on it like uh the the Ace of Spades is the atom and uh we've got um we've got the Doppler effect the telephone um microbiology my favorite

are the Jokers yeah Shing its cat One Alive one dead yeah it's excellent and all the Jacks kings and queens are are famous scientists so you know Isaac Newton Tesla um Charles Darwin's on there uh Einstein it's just it's it's cool oh sorry I I only mentioned the the men there that is unintentionally sexist of me we've got mariey um ad what you know no no no if on an even should be fine to just say random names I didn't mean to do that that being sexist I think you're forgiven yeah all right good maybe maybe as a man I'm not qualified to grant you that forgiveness I probably not don't know every time we talk about this kind of stuff I don't I wonder if we're

qualified to talk about it I know nothing about moving back back to the cards back to the cards back to science where it's safe yeah um if you would like to receive a deck of these awesome playing cards uh all you need to do is contact us and tell us who is your favorite scientist and what did they do that was so cool and we'll send you a deck of these cards um so podcast at multip nerdgasm tocom uh multip nerdgasm on Facebook uh twitter.com nerdgasm uh on Google+ search for on there uh on Instagram you can comment we we'll put up uh an image of the cards uh when this airs and you can comment on that and tell us uh and then just get in touch and we get you details and and yeah we'll we'll read out some of the the cool answers and stuff on the show

uh next week and we'll send we'll send your deck of these cards yeah at Le first come first serve oh absolutely yeah I mean yeah we don't have a limitless supply of them I mean man super nice of them just to send us these yeah they are great cards I I have been playing with one deck of cards yeah right and they're really nice just to clarify though we're we're not giv them an all out right I I get one of these right yeah you can have one of them yeah okay I assume that was the idea well you have to tell us who your favorite scientist is and why yeah that's right get in now yeah um I guess my favorite scientist is um uh Marie cury because quite honestly she's the sexiest Fair Point

yeah historically all right one deck of cards coming your way I uh I'll take this opportunity to um tell a quick story secondhand that one of our listeners who is a scientist told me once um and that's a good friend of ours who is a scientist who goes to schools and educates kids in science and um she was once asked a question by a kid that I just love a kid put up his hand and said where do scientist live and she said well they live in houses like everyone else and really disappointed he said Oh I thought they lived underground I love that I really love that I know who you're talking about and I think that person uh should also get a deck of these cards yeah um and and and you know what if if you are listening

then your favorite scientist can be yourself yeah that person probably is listening and and yes we'll uh we'll make sure they get a deck of cards as long as they say that they like themselves sure all right fine I don't want people breaking the rules all right all right no you're right we' disqualified people for breaking the rules before so that's true we absolutely have yeah so if you're going to make sure that your favorite scientist is not disguising themselves as a [ __ ] that's that's all I'll say because we've had trouble with that in the past I cannot make that promise we've literally had problems with that in the past we really have uh did you guys see Lenny Kravitz's dick this week yeah we got any dick

[Laughter] news it to get away it to fly away yeah yeah yeah [Music] what I really want to know is that's that that was the dick news jingle that was just there um what a dick yeah I I did see Lenny Kit's dick this week I mean it was kind of this week was all about Lenny's dick wasn't it it was it was they should it's a national holiday I think now yeah dick dick day dick day H yeah did you see this dick did you see the dick Luke uh no I'm just looking at it now yep that's a dick I I mean I'd go as far as saying that this is the most

famous dick in the world right now yeah penis gate this has really boosted his career though what's that I forgot ly kevitz was around this has really got him back in I think he did it on purpose yeah yeah look was the last I might listen to some Lenny KRA well fuing never it's not just because I'm you know it's out of date I really really didn't go in for Lenny but you you probably on to something there because I mean when was the last time your dick accidentally broke free I don't know if that's I don't know if that's happened to me yeah yeah like when my dick's out like it's out on purpose cuz I want you to know that my dick is out you know what I mean sure oh like how Lenny krait himself

tweeted penis gate I I did actually did he continue did he continue to finish the song yeah he he he finished the song and then and then he went off stage and changed ah yep yeah so I mean just just simply wearing underwear would have made this like decidedly less dramatic sure so if you haven't seen the video and you don't particularly want to watch the video what happens is basically he's rocking out of on stage he he he rushes forward to the crowd and and kind of crouches with his legs spread as he's playing the guitar and his pants just explode releasing his penis cuz he's not wearing any underwear uh his P his penis with piercing yeah uh which is the other apparently big news of the week Lenny

kravis is has a genital piercing also he a Jew right I have no idea putting that out there I think he might be a Jewish based on his piercing well based on a lot of things all right maybe it was just for for Hygiene this day and age doesn't really make a difference to hygiene though does it oh no I know that but but maybe Mr Mrs Kravitz didn't yeah that's fair Kravitz yeah nationality name is that I mean it sounds polish does um something like that but I mean he's black for a Polish guy right sure yeah he's he's I just being

unnecessarily racist now no it's I mean I don't know Dan I don't know that's the problem the problem is I can't tell no that's the problem and I also don't know a lot of black guys called Lenny you know what I mean Lenny that's true like if somebody rang you up and said I am Lenny Kravitz you you wouldn't be picturing a big black guy with a pierced [ __ ] would you no no I would I wouldn't well I'm almost certain that Lenny Kravitz is not from the Himalayan mountains yeah no that's a fair assumption okay but somebody probably didn't bub him to him there but we've had Terry on a bunch of times and and a while ago Terry smallo for the listeners I'm sure you know Terry m is everyone knows who Terry smallo is uh famous Sasquatch Hunter well I'm sure they

follow him on Twitter and uh Instagram and Instagram yeah Sasquatch he's been off shooting his show uh he did Duck in the other day uh just briefly he's off again um but he dropped off a cliff uh dropped off a cliff no he dropped off a clip of his show Sasquatch watch ah right right um so and he he's given us exclusive rights to to Premier the clip oh wow I mean you guys yeah it's incredible so this is a world first yeah exactly uh do you guys want to hear it oh absolutely yeah definitely all right I'm just going to do one thing here pause that all right

well here we go this is uh this is episode two of Sasquatch watches you know he shot the pilot uh here in the Pillager scrub and then uh and then somehow he's managed to to to shoot off internationally to shoot the rest of it so here we go man that pilot must have gone Gang Busters yeah well it was huge it was huge probably because we we gave it a bit of Sizzle but we certainly did we we plugged it hard so to speak thanks to a clerical error at the Australian Film Institute Terry smallo has been able to secure enough funding to travel the world shooting the first season of Sasquatch watch this week we find Terry high in the Himalayan mountains on the trail of a legendary Bigfoot like creature the yeti otherwise known as The Abominable

Snowman yeah good day um I'm here in the Majestic Himalayan Mountains and I could tell you it's [ __ ] cold I've had to pop two pairs of me socks on and uh traded the old dup volleys in for a pair of these hiking boots which is all right cuz they're pretty [ __ ] cool Tes survival tip number one uh in condition like this warm water can turn pretty [ __ ] cold real quick so while it might seem like a good idea at the time take it from me intentionally pissing yourself is not a good way to warm up in the snow Terry secures the services of two sherpers mountain men of the Himalayas their names are Ang and jangu and Terry questions them on the tales of the Snowman hey Ang You Ever Seen The Abominable Snowman once once I see him you saw him H can you take me to where

this happened yes yes we go and so Terry and his two sherper companions set off into the mountains towards the site where Ang last Saw evidence of the Yeti Terry hadn't counted on the strict vegetarian diet followed by his friends and his mood was becoming increasingly foul for days they saw no sign of the beast but then one morning as they neared the summit disaster struck Jang Buu's tent was discovered torn apart and Jang Buu was no more um yeah well it looks like uh during the nor the um abominable Sasquatch came into camp and um ripped into Yang bu's tent it then seems to have um raped him to death and then consumed the more delicious meaty

parts of his um tasty sherp of body yeah uh it's uh it's awful yeah it's it's awful uh Ang are you all right he's such terrible poor Jang Buu here his kind soul we must head back to Village and warn first here we we must eat for strength here oh n I'm actually all right I am I'm I'm not hungry I'm good um still still full from from last night yeah yeah Mr Terry anything think Mr Terry what is what is this blood on your boot my Bo yes you you have blood on boot Mr Tedy and also on sleeve right listen to me Ang we're going to

pack this up and we're going to head back to the village and we're going to deliver the news to the villagers we're going to make it very clear to them like I'm making it very clear to you Jang Buu was asleep in his tent and the Abominable Snowman burst in had its way with him and feasted on his delicious corpse then as it wiped the drill from its mouth it said you should have stayed the [ __ ] away from my wife and if those Villages if they [ __ ] with me if you Ain you [ __ ] with Terry smallo maybe you'll wake up in the middle of the night with an abominable pist inside of you do you understand me and so ended Terry small sho's Adventure in the Himalayas join us next time on Sasquatch watch when Terry travels to Scotland in search of the European Sasquatch also known as the wild man of the

[Music] woods oh and I do theme song there that was great yeah yeah so stay tuned for more I guess I mean the full episode of of that uh is probably going to be airing on I don't know Discovery or or one of those high-profile channels at some point that's going to get pirated more than Game of Thrones obviously yeah I mean while he's in Scotland doing the mountain man he's probably going to do the Loch nness Monster too right I mean that's a kind of Sasquatch right yeah I think he's got this kind of webisode spin-off series he's been talking about which might might include some of that stuff yeah I guess funding yeah I know I know I know

yeah I think uh I think he's been he's been applying for for Grants under his old his old hunting partner's name I don't know if you recall there was H there was some kind of legal issue around that I don't really remember something about him being raped to death by a Sasquatch I don't recall mhm mhm yeah yeah something like that yeah getting shot in the back if I recall that rings a bell yeah rings a bell yep yep so we'll see H well he's you know he's he's a confident guy the old Terry smallo he sure is someone else that I found was quite confident this week uh is Tom Hanks you guys know Tom Hanks sure remember him he used to be a comedian and then uh then he only did movies that made you cry and then seem to just stop doing everything all

together was he actually a comedian or did he just do some funny movies well yeah it's a good point but he did only do funny movies didn't he oh yeah sure yeah yeah like big and and and that's the only one I can think of the other one big is good I watched that only a year or so ago and it [ __ ] holds up I mean like they don't try to explain any of the plot you know and you just have to go with it that he got big yeah pay to see me let's work out the details of my Discovery we can do it the way Lana Turner was discovered with me sitting on a soda shop stool and you walk in and notice me and Bingo I'm a star or maybe we can do it this way I stumble into your office one day and beg for a job to get rid of me you give me a

standin part in your next film while shooting that film the star breaks his leg in the dressing room and because you are behind schedule already you arbitrarily Place me in his part and Bingo I'm a star all of these plans are fine with me all we can do it any way you'd like it makes no difference to me but let's get one thing straight I do not want to be some big time Hollywood Superstar with girls crawling all over me just a HomeTown American boy who's hit the big time owns a Porsche and calls Robert Redford Bob respectfully submitted your pal forever Thomas Hanks and I think that's the best that's awesome yeah did he get a response yeah I don't know I mean if he didn't this guy must be

kicking himself yeah I mean I would say probably not because I dare say kids send out letters like this all the time and get ignored and this one's only special because he did become a big star yeah I mean you guys remember we had as geek of the week that guy who edited footage of Ste Steven Spielberg talking about Schindler's List into ANW with himself and um Spielberg said that neither he nor any of his affiliate companies would ever consider offering this guy a job so you know sometimes it backfires but here it seemed to worked yeah that's pretty cool so you think that's why he's a star now oh must be must be yeah yeah good point why else

would he yeah I'm just going to take that letter change the name I'm going to send it off I'm the next big star yeah I mean you couldn't lose anything from that right no I'd have to change sing about like the American small town and stuff but that that'll be fine yeah but you could write Australian small town yeah like that's that's not a huge amount of editing needed no no warrington's pretty small yeah yeah wouldn't be redfin's a bit out of date maybe we could say Brad Pit Brad Pit chanim tting oh yeah chanim tanovich [Laughter] y or William defo will the in

[Music] films well speaking of uh I don't know stuff um never very good never a very good Segway as you may have noticed we've talked about fallout shelter before I think have you played Fallout Shelter Dan yeah I did I I'll be honest I didn't get well into it I kind of played it for a bit and and then just didn't really have time to go back to it I get to play it in 3 days yeah because it's not out on whatever device you have correct yeah it comes out on the 13th to Android I spent a bit of time with it this last week um and I I've since stopped for various reasons which I'll detail but um things were going quite well uh in My Little Shelter uh my

full-out shelter but then and then one day this guy turns up at the door cuz you get you get kind of wasteland Wanderers turning up at your Vault sometimes and they want to come in so this guy turns up uh Dressed in priest's robes priest's attire okay and uh and he turns up at the door and he's he wants to come in so I'm like all right fine we'll give him a job uh he seems like a priest right so I'll put him I'll just put him in the living quarters and he can he can kind of you know preach to people or something like that so I'll put him in the living quarters right this guy has got the priest's robes give him a very high Charisma because you have a special score all the characters have special scores like in like in Fallout the game

you know which represent different attributes like strength perception uh endurance Charisma intelligence agility and luck there you go special um he has very High Charisma from his robes and he also has extremely high luck just just he just does so this guy then proceeds to impregnate most of the women in my Shel in my full okay so uh so I thought that's a bit strange and then I decided to pop his robes off and uh and and use them on someone else to increase their Charisma or whatever I know he's got a little bit of a mohawk oh okay Y and so I thought you know what

this is Luke this is this is Luke in fallout shelter look at him he's got he's got high luck and he's popped on some priest robes to take advantage of women this is Luke in in the Wasteland so uh so you can change the name of the character so I renamed him to [ __ ] okay yep yeah uh and and things were going pretty well for him he had and fathered a number of children and and things were going well uh until the place was infested with ride roaches and literally everybody was eviscerated um and the thing that I don't like about this game uh sorry to to to bring it back to to the reality of game Logistics and everything but you've got to keep checking the game every five minutes to collect all the resources

otherwise bad things happen and I just can't be asked with it anymore so they're all dead uh Luke's dead a and and that's the end I deleted it from my phone and we're that's the end of it and we're done with fallout shelter mhm mhm but it was a good time while it lasted Luke had fun full shelter is a beautiful looking little game you know the the details and The Parallax as you pan past everything it's really nice great um it's it's similar to Tiny Death Star which I devoted a lot of time to um a couple of years ago but I just maybe I just don't have the level of time anymore the one thing I think makes this a little bit better than Tiny Death Star is it doesn't have to connect to you don't have to connect to online so you the problem that I have

with it the problem that I have with it based compared to Tiny D star is it requires from what I've noticed it requires a lot more attention you can't just check in and out in the same way no because like I said if if you're low on food uh and then you you've got your your um Diner and whatever else generating food and then you you quit out to do something else when you come back you know the next day after just having your phone in your pocket for 24 hours they've still got no food because you didn't collect it and now they're all miserable right cuz you you actually have to collect the food cuz they they're too incompetent to they've made the food and it's just sat there on the counter and they're like well I don't know what to do with

it yeah like you have to tap so I don't know it just requires too much attention so I'm done with it but yeah I I'll get the in a few days and I have just notic I've got recently got the windows 10 and something just annoy me cuz I went to see cuz I know on the 13th of August it comes out the date of my computer is changed it's now back to front ah you're in you've become become an American wow well I'll be that cuz that's going to throw me off cuz yeah for some reason I thought we're not in October are we yeah no we're not not yet uh you are getting sick of a game

from what I read here Dan ah look I mean I was pretty quick last week to kind of talk up alien isolation you know and how kind of tense it was and how much I was enjoying it but uh the thing about alien isolation as I continue to play it is because it's quite challenging you know hiding from an alien is no tall order you know what I mean like it's it's a tricky thing to do um and because this game relies on kind of getting to a save point right you can't just save progress that you make willy-nilly and so you could you you you could kind of Advance fairly far in a certain scenario then be killed and then find yourself not being able to get up to

that point again uh right and and the reason is because it relies on a lot of patients for you to be really stealthy but you don't always want to do that and once you've covered a portion of a game you don't really want to just really slow Meander through that portion again you want to just get to the place where you know you've got to go yeah and this game is unforgiving like that so the last time I kind of put it on I was like H keep getting killed by the alien I don't know if I'm really enjoying this anymore so i' I've turned it off for the time being yeah that's the issue I always have with these stealth games is that you it's fun until you die and then you have to do the same [ __ ] again yeah and

it's and it it's just not fun anymore I know what that's like it's instantly it's instantly not fun anymore yeah yeah and it's not only just not fun it's really unfun really quickly yeah right yeah I know I know what you mean I know a game that comes really unfun really quickly after you die and have to go back so far battle toads yeah right yep a stealth stealth it's not a stealth game but I know it's not the checkpoints in that are so unforgiving hello I think you went a little silent for a sec there Luke oh sorry okay I'm back yeah no we're back go go so the checkpoints in that game are so unforgiving but I finally finished it

you challenge me what do you years ago you have proof I have proof I have an achievement on Xbox that says complete finish every level of battle toads so you finished it on Xbox you played on X is it on on which Xbox um XBox One it came out as part of the rare replay so 30 years worth of games from rare oh wow there you go and it's the sness version is it is the horrible pull your hair out I want to die version okay that's great what other games are in the replay um probably a good 20 or something like Perfect Dark um all the Viva patas conquers Bad Fur which I'm playing at the moment and then some like really old games like um oh I can't even think what the oldd ones are

like RC proam and oh God downhill ski and all these really old games and God we used to play some [ __ ] when we were young grabbed by the ghes Yeah Yeah so yeah I've just been playing that a lot lately just and yeah remembering all these games I used to play and quarters I used to well not quarters but 20 cent pieces I used to spend yeah we didn't have quarters in Australia no we fifths just doesn't quite roll off the tongue speaking of rolling off the tongue is there any James Way news this week things I would do to James [Music] one I do have a James One update oh great I said last week that I would attempt to watch dead silence and death sentence two James one films that he

made oh I read that very wrong I thought James ju had a death sentence I thought a very different use of about to come in oh God no no no no no no so uh I was led to believe that both of the well I was led to believe that dead silence was on Netflix and so I just didn't really bother doing anything until last night when we watched we attempted to watch it and it's not on Netflix Australia right uh however death sentence is so so I watch I have watched that I watched death sentence I haven't watched dead silence I will I will attempt to watch Dead Silence so dead silence was the one with the killer ventriloquist doll yeah it was the one I

was really looking forward to yeah so that's a shame but which one is death sentence death sentence Stars Kevin Bacon and uh I'm going to go a little bit into spoiler territory I hope you don't mind because I mean no it's it's not going to the story is not going to blow your mind or anything so don't don't worry about that um it's uh it's it's an odd film in a way because well in many ways it's not a horror film we thought it was a horror film MH um and it starts out with footage of Kevin Bacon and his family uh he's married and he's got two kids and it's footage of the kids growing up he's spending time with them and and it's all this kind of you know old superay kind of footage of his kids and stuff like

that and then it coms to the present day and um it's kind of like a little family drama kind of thing and the two brothers are fighting and then he takes the kid to uh the older brother to his hockey game and then on the way out leaving they're in a rough part of town and long story short they end up in a uh fuel station and uh as part of a gang initiation his son is murdered oh Cold Blood okay uh by this gang who who part of their initiation processes you just have to kill a random person sure so uh so his son is murdered and and the kid that that does it uh the rest of the gang leaves without him and Kevin Bacon gets a good look at him and then he's in a meeting with his lawyers cuz he's identified the kid and they're going to press charges and the lawyer says to him

well he's probably going to get two three years tops so that's the best we can do and Kevin Bacon's like well that's not good enough so he decides in court he says you know what I'm not sure that was him and uh so the kid gets let go and he and he decides to take Ms into his own hands of course he does and and I was like oh okay it's it's one of those movies okay because it was quite quite serious before that and then it was still quite serious and uh Kevin Bacon is not uh you know he's like the the the CEO of some company and he's not an action hero or anything like that at this point at this point in the film yeah um he's like so he he's going to go and and and deal with this kid himself and

I'm going to talk about spoilers like I said uh so he does he goes and it's it's quite dramatic cuz he decides he takes a knife and he's going to kill this kid and and they get into a fight and because he doesn't want to do it and then he doesn't want to do it and then he eventually does he kills this kid and it's it's like he's like oh god what have I done what have I done and then the gang then comes after him again and and it's a [ __ ] action movie right after that okay like so is this like halfway in or is this early on in it or yeah about halfway about halfway through it just it becomes this kind of you know those '90s action movies that they just used to pump out where it's like the plot like it's like

don't worry about the plot it's like this guy's a badass and he's going to he's going to [ __ ] these people up all of a sudden yeah like like there's a pretty pretty cool action sequence that takes place in a parking garage and I'm I'm just like what when did this film become this and then and then by the end of it uh he is literally he's just a [ __ ] Vigilant he shaves his head and he's dressed in leathers and he's got [ __ ] he goes and buys [ __ ] guns off John Goodman and and he's he like he's [ __ ] blasting his way through the gang's Hideout and stuff like that like yeah I I'm going to say I enjoyed it but but man it it was it was like four films in one okay go James ju James Juan death sentence I mean yeah watch it it was it

was good it's it's just strange like yeah some of the some of the action stuff just came out of nowhere like I said what the [ __ ] how is this guy in Action Hero now and I'll be fair he's not it's not like Liam n where he's like kicking everybody's ass but like I mean the guy doesn't even own a gun for half the film and then all of a sudden he's got five of them and he's just you know he's doing better than these gang members who who presumably do this all the time maybe what you don't see goes to like a shooting range weekends and yeah they us no it doesn't show that also the cops in this are [ __ ] incompetent right because there's a detective who figures out about halfway through that what's happened that like he's murdered this kid and now the

gang's after him and she's just like I know that you did it are you going to tell me that you did it I don't care if you did it did you do it and he's like he's like I don't want to talk about it and the cops like I can't touch him yeah how brick he's like a brick wall and then he escapes from a hospital at one point and they're like ah well I don't know where he's gone he goes back to his house so the first place that they would look he goes he goes and he buys a bunch of guns and takes them back to his house to get set up and the cops like no idea could be liter anywhere he's a ghost wow yeah the thing about Kevin Bacon right because I don't think he's a

bad actor I think he does a pretty good job in everything right no he's really good in it but he M actor to get their dick out these days well true don't we all but he he's always Kevin Bacon right sure but not necessarily in a bad way in the same kind of way as some actors are always the same like I I I buy him in everything but I always buy him as Kevin Bacon but yeah as such I always think that all his characters from all his films are the same character so while you were describing that to me I was thinking but wait isn't he a pedophile cuz I've seen him in a movie where he plays a pedophile you

know what I mean y yeah and I'm like yeah wow he managed to to fight off all those gang members just to be eventually murdered by Magneto yeah and like why doesn't he just become invisible I've seen him do that sure yeah y I mean all all this drama after that that that time that he found that dead body under his house yeah and you'd think that the cops would get behind him seeing as he taught that whole town how to dance exactly that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time