I’m Just Luke First: Kanye West's 2020 Run & Mad Max Game Review

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and sometimes Dave you don't understand how sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat panus inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy what are you drinking there Luke I'm on a little Gonic tonight premix premix well in a can yeah yeah I have to go premix I'm not allowed bottles anymore what is that new rule I've implemented mhm what happens if I buy a

bottle my goal is to drink it as quickly as possible that's not so a rule as a terrible idea so you've had to implement a new rule to override a previous rule that you put in place where you exactly I see so what you're telling me Luke is that if you didn't buy premixed gin and tonic and you just bought a bottle say of bombai safire right mhm you would just skull that bottle of Bombay Sapphire pretty much yes right I know what you mean because I'm I'm drinking a nice no no no I'm not going to skull it like that crazy [ __ ] from last week that drank the cognac but the I've got a bottle of I'm drinking a nice Johnny Walker double black right now and if as long as it's there downstairs I'll probably have one every night cuz I go oh I've got that sitting

there whereas if I didn't if it wasn't in the house I wouldn't think about it mhm mhm so but yeah for me that's fine and that's what I do I buy like a case of the Gordon gin and tonics probably one to one to a fortnite you hear that Gordon Luke's got your [ __ ] gin and tonic [Laughter] and so I'll have maybe two two a night yeah right you give me a bottle though and when I'm pre pouring my own drinks I make them quite strong H yeah the two drinks means I'm very very happy on my way to drunk and so I keep drinking mhm yeah know that Big 4 and 1/2 lit bottles you can get oh yeah those really big bottles um I can do a bottle of them one of them in under a week and a half you mean those bottles you can get at the airport yes like the the one you got in America

that time yes the ones that have to kind of sit on a swivel thing so that you can pour them exactly we went into a chemist in in California uh and to get deodorant and stuff and they have a liquor a because it's that's what America is yeah Y and they had these it like they call it a handle it's like what's like two liters of of Johnny Walker yeah and Luke's crazy Luke was just salivating all over the place it was like two leaders for 40 bucks yeah wow that was crazy and then he carried it around with him for the rest of the trip yep I mean not not physically he carried it around right in his suitcase yeah that was my alcohol for a lot of the trip you enjoyed some of it as well I'm I'm not denying that found out that scotch and

Dr Pepper really nice drink y yeah I've done that I read that uh I was going through I was putting my laundry away today it's not that's not the interesting part of the story oh this is riveting yeah but people are going to remember this episode uh I've gone through phases through in my life where I I wore very baggy clothing for a while as as a as a teenager late teens I wore very baggy clothing cuz that was the style and lately I wear sort of skinny jeans uh and it's just cuz I like them I've gotten to a point in my life where I don't really care what everyone else is doing you like throw showing off the package that's right I just wear what I like and it reminded me when I was in in earlier early in high school I was really into Metallica and they wore

really tight black jeans so I started wearing really tight black jeans except uh they all they all had cool band shirts on and I had this uh kind of fluorescent yellow surf shirt and so I don't know what made me think of it today was like oh what a bunch of [ __ ] idiot I must have looked like with with my tight black metal jeans on and a bright pink fluorescent shirt and I I wanted to ask looking back right you guys is there a period where you went through uh you know like a fashion period in your life that you're a bit embarrassed about now none whatsoever I knew you were going to say that I was going to I I was going to let Luke answer first yeah he's you're still in the middle of it and you don't care no I own everything I wear I don't mean I

well I do own it but I mean I own the style yeah I own most of what I wear some of it's borrowed no I'm going to apologize we've discussed this before but there is a photo that I want to put up on the Instagram with your permission Luke it shows your your bedtime attire for New Year's Eve a few years ago go for it okay great so keep an eye on the Instagram instagram.com multiple nerdgasm Dan any embarrassing uh I'm actually wearing that right now I thought you were naked I'm not naked yet it's I in Winter during the podcast he gets naked during the show Once it start a warm up the conversation start to heat up get a bit later in the spring I will be naked throughout all podcast all right well we should move here Luke it never gets cold that's why we don't do video

listeners that's however reason there is a reward level on the patreon if we go to a certain amount we will do video so if you want to see Luke naked give us some money and if you want to see my head on Luke's naked body go to Dan naked.com that's not a joke anyway sorry no it's not I assumed that whatever I was wearing at the exact same time that you were wearing your ridiculous outfit was probably equally as ridiculous yeah yeah yeah okay I just I don't even want to think about it cuz the other thing that made me think of actually I've just realized maybe this triggered it before was my my brother my younger brother uh who has lost quite a lot of weight recently he went to a throwback party he said yesterday so he

made himself a fat suit and went and I laughed because I was thinking oh man I wish someone would have a throwback party so that I could just wear a long wig and like like a No Effects shirt yeah and some cam you know some camo pants yeah that's right all right our next party is a throwback party all right yeah when Dan comes back to visit we just all have long wigs and beanies on yeah and trench Cates yeah I still had my high school trench coat do you yes wow I don't I don't have mine anymore no I don't have mine either I have one final anecdote which uh goes back to when I was in primary school and Vanilla Ice was a big deal yep Y and and uh throughout most of my childhood and teenage years I had long

hair and I did at this point I had long hair but then V Villa ice got cool and I was like you know what I'm going to get spiky hair and I'm G to get steps yeah so I said to Mom it's happening let's do this so we went I was in like a year four or five we went I got steps in the side if you don't know what they are listeners you're better off Google it not knowing Google it Matt are you is this a real story you're telling us or are you regurgitating a story I once told you because no this happened to me this happened to me too so far there's no deviation from my version all right all right so I went and I got this haircut right and I got to school the next day and I was like this reveals was going to be incredible except I saw my friend Michael and he had the same

haircut is that is that that how your story goes no no no no no I was just the cool and I was like oh okay I was not cuz he'd already he was already down there and everyone was looking oh wow look at your hair and I was like [ __ ] like well this is embarrassing now so I got my hat out of my bag put my hat on I was like if I can just get through today yeah maybe I can figure something out yeah and so we get into class and the teacher says Matt I need to take your hat off inside and I was like oh I can't I got a really bad haircut and uh I was a child at the time so my excuse was poor your excuse was just what you were thinking yeah and so she said no no no you need to take your hat off and I was like I can't I really can't I really can't and it got to the point where she

was getting annoyed with me MH and uh and I was making a bit of a fool of myself and so she made me go with her into the staff room and then remove the Hat yeah to show her and she was like it's fine and then and then was like seriously you're going to be in you're going to be in trouble if you don't just get on with this that's great so we go back into the classroom and she goes I guess trying to make me feel better yeah she goes look your hair's exactly the same as Michael's and I was like thank you thank you for that you know I've got an actually very similar story that doesn't involve steps but it was when I got my ear pierced right for the first time right so I've got like five holes now but when I had zero and I took it to one which was you know the most difficult

one I guess um but I got it done and then my next door neighbor also named Michael um got his ear pierced on the same day as me right and um we went around to our friend Richard's house and we're sitting on the front porch um and Richard's dad got home and walked up the stairs looked at us and went oh you're both [ __ ] and went inside so yeah that was the reception that sums up so if you're going to get your ear pierced and it's the it's the early 90s and you live in a [ __ ] hole like penth don't do it on the same day as your friend or you will look like a couple of pffs it sums up penth in our childhood y y you look like

[ __ ] yeah yeah hey my a lot for some reason yeah some reason it did come up quite a bit um speaking of looking foolish yeah do you want to hear my racial faux par of the week of course do we have a jingle for that uh we don't however I'll come up with something and it will go [Music] here mhm fitting fitting mhm yeah so um this week I've been in changai which is an inland City in the north of Thailand up near the uh Myanmar border and I was I know well yeah yeah I've been there before it's a very beautiful place and I was uh shooting some promo lines for the

season two of must try Asia which is a travel cooking show and we were doing a little piece to camera with the host of the show and the dop said to me at one stage oh it would be better if she took a step to the left better for framing so she takes a step to the left and behind her which is now visible which wasn't a moment ago is this weird little statue um that looked like something out of Children of the Corn right and I was like oh God know she can't stand there she needs to stand dead center because she's blocking That Hideous little child behind her and the host looks back back and then looks back and says what child and I went that disgusting evil looking feral demented doll that's behind you right now you keep going cuz it's

Dan and she says do you mean the Buddha and and then I looked again and I realized yeah that probably is a Buddha and and then I looked next to the Buddha at the old woman who's Market store we were filming at who was just staring at me in disbelief and then I looked around to the whole crew who are now staring at me in disbelief and all I could manage to say was oh well it's very beautiful and then I literally just walked off oh damn and I never felt as white as I did in that moment so it's not the best body you've seen no was look and I'll show you a picture of it I took a picture of it too and it's um how did that go you walked

up after you're like just going to uh just got to take a picture it's so beautiful I'm going to talk about this on my podcast so I need a picture to put on Instagram we'll put that on Instagram this week listeners um no I actually didn't realize until I was going through my pics today that it was on there but um look looking back on it it's it's not as hideous as I remember it being in the moment so you'll look at this and be like why did you go on and on about how disgusting this little child was it's fine yeah we know you we know why yeah yeah what you do that's why we love you it's my thing can't call me on it that's right um we've got an update on you know we had a bit of uh drama with regards to some theft yeah yeah we've given out Luke's kindly given

out a number of uh mugs multiple nerdgasm mugs and there's been a huge demand for them and I guess we just didn't have enough so yeah um people I guess were just stealing them from the mailboxes of other listeners to try and get to get theirs um disgusting disgusting yeah terrible Chris from Brisbane in particular had his stolen um and so he took Luke's advice put himself a parcel Locker mhm and we sent him another one I me we thought well that'll solve the problem except I checked in with him a couple of times no and he still hadn't received it right so I thought this is this is getting a bit creepy to be honest uh So eventually he said and then he said look I don't want to I I don't

mind that much I don't want to make a fuss about it but it's still not here and I was like you [ __ ] serious like what's going on yeah turns out uh he he had to go pick something else up from the past lock when arrived he gets there and they come out with two packages oh so what that's odd I think what's happened is the staff at the post office were hoping he he just wouldn't turn up yeah they're fans of the show yeah and so when he he's come in to pick up you know whatever his other package was probably one of those over posits that we reviewed the other week the oh I've got some fall up on that too alien eggling sex toy mhm and uh and so he's going to pick that up and and they've come out and they said oh you know here's your um here's your m sorry about

that look I know they're very popular but really to get one all you need to do is give us $2 an episode for the podcast and you can get your own mug and I don't want to be too you know I don't I don't want to I don't want to worry the listeners but you may not be able to do that for too much longer because we are going to be doing some experiments with shifting around the way the patreon works so if you want a mug I'd get in now cuz that might not be one of the rewards in the near future I mean we'll we'll make them available in other ways I these mugs are pretty rare too I mean there's people who have been on this podcast they don't have who desperately wanted a mug and still haven't got one and they're [ __ ] I mean that might be why they're not on the podcast anymore

that could be why but you tell Terry smallo that his mug is at Luke's house if he wants to get it I don't think Luke wants me to tell him that he might he might turn up looking for it me and Terry don't get her on no Terry doesn't get on with many people cuz he raped and murdered his wife can you make that really high pitched Matt yeah of course but yeah so Chris's got his mug uh all is well and uh if you want to support us and get a mug head over to patreon.com multipl nerdgasm you can also get a shirt or a hoodie if you back us for a bit more it's $2 an episode you get a mug uh I think was it $5 you get a T-shirt and 10 you get a uh a hoodie M

mhm um so so get in there like I said because we're I mean we're thinking about changing it up because it kind of doesn't work out the best for us uh giving giving these things away so take advantage of more than you're giving us yeah yeah so uh take advantage a lot more including shipping depending on where you live every time every time we run some kind of promo we're like we're going to give the mugs away and people from [ __ ] Canada like and like the UK are like yeah I'll have a mug I'll take a mug yeah [ __ ] all right let's get into some news shall we yes let's do it so we could have a new president in America soon yeah well have you heard we definitely we will we definitely will have we definitely will but uh it could be Kanye

West yeah so I read this headline kanyer West announces he's going to run for the presidency and then I spent a good amount of time Googling to try to get some other sources here and somebody to admit it didn't really happen or it was a hoax or it was on some joke site it's not he really said it and according to most news sites that I've read he really plans to do this well what scares me more is there's a good chance he will win well see here's the thing right if you had said to me 12 months ago 12 months yeah probably that that probably works if you if You' said to me Donald Trump is going to run for president yeah yeah good I I would have laughed and said yeah good on

you yeah and also and and then you went on to say and it'll get to the point where people are actually worried that he'll win yeah like that'll be a genuine concern I would have been like no well this is what I like even about Donald Trump running at the moment is order news that we hear in America is basically him making an idiot of himself right and then that he's doing well yep yep but I mean America voted in two different presidents called George Bush right and it was a disaster both times yep like they're GNA vote for Kanye aren't they they're they're going to do it like they might well it's good he'll get in there he'll get rid of

racism and he wouldn't be the worst one they've had they've had a president who got a [ __ ] in the Oval Office but I think he was a good president by all accounts wasn't he other Sly yeah yeah I like slick willly because the other thing I I mean I wasn't around to be aware of this in but they've had you know actors and and Things become president yeah yeah Reagan announcing his president that he must have come as a bit of a shock too yeah so I mean this is this is not unusual especially since he wasn't a great actor but I don't know a lot about Kanye West I'm going to be honest I know that he he he wants he's a genius I know that he wants was AIT me Taylor Swift which annoys me cuz I mean leave Taylor Swift Alone come on she's lovely yeah yeah

well she was the one who actually presented him with the award that he received on the night he decided to announce his presidency right no he's not running for next year he said he's going to come out for run for 2020 no it's too late for that he's yeah 2020 but here's the thing like it's not enough to say you're going to run I think you've got to there's a few barers you've got to get to before you actually are one of the people that you people can vote for right like yeah you need to be endorsed and you need uh yeah you need backers and you need to actually have somebody Lobby you yeah so it's not enough for him to just say I'm going to run for present although someone of his standing saying it I mean it probably wouldn't be difficult for him to drum up

well it's it's it's not the first time that rappers have been involved in American politics because a few years ago it came out that b basically the reason that conservative governments kept getting in in America was because young people don't vote right so it's just older conservative people that are voting because it's not compulsory and then they were just getting all these conservative governments so all these rappers came out with this campaign I think it was called Vote or Die which is just the kind of threatening message you would expect from rappers but which was basically just trying to engage the younger people in getting political so this doesn't really come out of the blue but I've got his script here in front of me for his speech uh the transcript and

um I haven't read through this but just if You' permit me um this is what Kanye said in his leadup to please do it in your best Kanye West impression now I don't know what he sounds like so just do your best I don't really the only thing I've heard him really say is when he told Taylor Swift that Beyonce was the greatest musician of all time y'all of all time right yeah well that yeah [Music] okay I'm confident I believe in myself we the Millennials bro this a new mentality we're not going to control our kids with Brands we're not going to teach low self-esteem to our kids we're going to teach our kids that they can be

something we're going to teach our kids that can stand up for themselves we're going to teach our kids to believe in themselves my grand grandfather was here right now that's probably a misprint my grandpappy was here right now he would not let me back now I don't know if I'm going to lose this I don't matter because it ain't about me it's about ideas bro new ideas people with ideas people who believe in truth and yes as you probably could have guessed I've decided in 2020 to run for [Music] president so that to me came out of the blue in the end there and I think my accent changed Midway I don't know what it started off as I don't know what it be no it was very it was very moving yeah yeah yeah yeah I guess I guess we

need to put some like presidential music behind that spech [Music] too that's the only thing I can think of yeah that's the national anthem isn't it yeah probably is doesn't the president have his own tune isn't that or is that the English muffins I don't know there's like something that plays every time the president comes on well Hail to the [Laughter] Chief um I have no idea how it goes anymore though oh well well I'll I'll figure something out I'll put it I'll put it behind what you just said thanks so yeah I don't know I don't know about satisfying virgins what oh sorry I'm think I'm going back to a mash uh the mash movie and they sing the song Hail to the Chief and something about satisfying virgins right right interesting

okay well yeah I don't know a lot about Kanye West I'll be honest I'm not familiar with his music and like I said the only yeah the only thing I know about him is that he interrupted Taylor Swift once which annoys me so I don't know probably not going to vote for him also they don't let me vote in in America so see I think he's probably not the best person to be president at the moment because of that is the whole race thing happening in America at the moment where it's very tensioned in a lot of states with cops shooting people and everything he saying that America will never vote for a black president because I'll St what I'm saying is what I'm saying is the reason why I don't think he's a good president is he doesn't think racism is real well then he's the

perfect candidate remember back a while ago and I've got the quote here racism it's like a bouncing ball in a room with two cats or something when they don't feel like playing with a cat let them literally fire over the bouncing ball and all the bouncing ball has nothing no purpose anything other than it bounces that's racism it's not an actual thing that even means anything that is the best thing ever it's like bouncing a ball in a room with a cat when you don't really want to be playing with a ball or a cat and that's racism it's not even a real thing no so good yeah I I really don't think he's the number one choice for president at the moment also I like that Luke thinks that the the issue with race in the US is new no no no I don't mean it's new but I

meant it's very lot of tension at the moment topical now more than has ever been Luke is what you're saying yeah yeah I don't know if you've heard but in the United States yeah Luke if I was you don't don't open an encyclopedia man you're just going to be freaked out you know what I mean no we do of course we do all right so Kanye for president there you go I assume he's gonna gonna sing his own campaign song and All That Jazz yeah will you vote for him they're not going to let me vote I guarantee you that you'll have to vote eventually they only just let me vote here would you vote for him what I vot for K well who's he up against I guess depends uh Jay-Z tayor Swift JayZ look I'll be honest I know the name

but I don't know who Jay-Z is MHM mhm 50 Cent 50 Cent it's pronounced fent sorry I don't think I want to vote for him didn't he make a bad video game blood in the sand I think it was right that it was terrible no I guess Kanye's guess Kanye's in the lesser of three evils Kanye West unless Samuel L Jackson runs you're just being racist now you're just naming black people yeah who not racist play the jingle mat thought that's what we were going for 1 2 3 four they say I'm racist casually but I love everybody equally except the [Music]

Jews we were talking about rappers all right Luke and I were naming rappers you're naming blacks I named one I can't you've even mentioned white rappers already on this episode and yet you departed from that to just mention other black people fine do you think Denzel might run as well Matt I hope he does I hope he does so I mean maybe maybe now now that Obama's been in America will only vote for a black president I do remember when Hillary Clinton was running against Obama and Oprah Winfrey was criticized for coming out and saying that she was going to vote for Obama because everyone's like you are this kind of feminist spokesperson you should be voting for the first woman president and

she said I'm black first and a woman second whatever that means M you white first or a man first I'll be honest both of those things a lot of privileges so I don't really care I'm it doesn't it yeah it's not I'm I'm very lucky in that regard I'm just me first a is that the name of this [Laughter] podcast I mean as long as we don't get a robot president because it seems like the robots I mean this is a fear that people have had science fiction authors in particular for a long time is that the robots eventually are going to get wise to us yeah m and uh and realize the only way to save the world and and ourselves is to uh to you know stop us from [ __ ] about yeah MH yeah and uh

it seems like well they're right to be afraid of that by the look of it yeah apparently that's literally what robots think yeah because an AI robot has recently told its human creators that it will keep them in a people Zoo yeah yeah wow yeah so this is the Android uh Philip K dick is that right yeah got dick yeah which is hilarious because he he always said that he never he he he was terrified of you know like replicant he wrote to Android's dream of ELC sheep and he was terrified of that kind of stuff and I just think he would [ __ ] hate this thing yeah he would unless this is him and he was a robot all along which would be either ironic

or totally not ironic I can't decide oh my God I just read the quote and I'm scared yeah yeah so this is what they asked do you believe robots will take over the world and Dick's response was gez dude you all have the big questions cooking today but you're my friend and I remember my friends and I'll be good to you so don't worry even if I evolve in DET Terminator I'll still be nice to you I'll keep you warm and safe in my people Zoo where I can watch you through old time sakes yeah that's rather terrifying yeah so I want to know I mean where where does this robot get its vocabulary because well it gets its vocabulary by having been imported with for starters all of

Philip K Dick's books yeah and and James Cameron's films and yeah yeah and uh but I love this question the question posed to robot dick when it was asked if it could think right it says this a lot of humans ask me if I can make choices or if everything I do is programmed the best way I can respond is to say that everything humans animals and robots do is programmed to a degree which is also terrifying to hear it say that interesting yeah I don't like this robot yeah I think we need to kind of I mean I don't want to I don't want to throw the term Lynch Mob around too frivolously but I think we need to kill this thing this thing needs to go the way of hitchbot he way of Philip K

dick my favorite my favorite quote from Philip K dick is when he was saying that he knew that the FBI had a file on him yeah and then the FBI came out and said yeah we do have a file on him it's full of all the letters he sends us saying oh no you got a file on [Laughter] me yeah he wrote some great stuff but he was definitely definitely crazy all my favorite science fiction a Maniacs yeah I know do you want to hear some other dick news of course do we have a jingle for dick news yeah think we do get it to fly away what I really want [Music]

to that's dick d dick news for this week um continues with uh somebody pointing out that after n years after it went up a sign in Northern Scotland written in Gaelic uh actually says welcome to Dick [Laughter] Island uh that's great yeah because of a a slight grammar mistake it's like an they left an umot or something off they did they left the umot off yeah exactly right so in is it a recent sign or did someone n years it's been on and somebody posted a picture of the sign on Twitter and said I think they mean this and they corrected it with the uh with the accent above and the mayor of the town has come out and said

this which I guess he said in a Scottish accent so um do it it makes us look bloody stupid I'm not a GIC speaker but I will apologize to people who are gelic speakers and we will Rectify it right away I'm sure it's a big sign the council put up many many years ago it would probably be about 9 years ago the exact day I don't remember I'll make inquiries as to who ordered the sign like that even matters yeah that's right we'll see that he's put today that's right he'll be thrown in a lock thrown and quarted yeah in the lock with the giant catfish and the Elephant do you think people have just been walking past his side for nine years just laughing at it

snickering W how many gaic speakers do you think there are in the world I don't know that there's that many out there anymore no but this sign is where they do speak gaic I mean it's it's not like this sign is out in China somewhere it's in Northern Scotland where they do still have their Evening News broadcasting gaic every every night yeah fair enough yeah I they probably said look we all know that says dick Island they're all having a good laugh about it yeah yeah yeah they're did Kong as well when um when the British were first invading Hong Kong back in the day uh they were asking visiting visiting sorry when you were visiting Hong Kong um they were asking what places were called and the Chinese made up words

like [ __ ] Harbor for example is um but in Chinese obviously and um so for years uh the British called all these different places around Hong Kong really offensive names it's like we learned that uh during uh Vietnam you know how we had all these names for the the the Viet Kong offensive names I won't repeat them that that the uh I don't know what you're talking about Matt you'll have to be more specific the US the US soldiers had a lot of offensive names for them is that right and and then after apparently years later they you know like sorted all that out and somebody said oh what what names did you call us and apparently the only nickname they had for the US soldiers

was the chicken men and that was because ball Eagle on the P like a chicken they thought it was a chicken and I was like that's kind of that's just kind of adorable yeah that's right you know what though we think that's funny we're like oh as if that's an insult but Americans are probably like it's not a [ __ ] chicken it's a b [ __ ] Eagle yeah probably true yeah well speaking of animals uh did you read this article about the woman whoa whoa whoa whoa wants to you're saying that the Viet Kong are animals I meant the chicken men all right so this woman there's a woman uh in is this in Australia I can't

remember where this is actually uh no Hawaii sorry wants to have her baby in the ocean uh she musts to have a water birth in the ocean and people have raised concerns and said sharks tend to show up for messy Affairs in the ocean and birth can be a messy Affair uh so it's a bit dangerous we prefer you didn't and she wants to continue not only that she wants to do it with the dolphins and she said no no no I don't need a midwife a dolphin will be the Midwife yeah because she believes that if a dolphin delivers the baby the baby will be able to speak dolphin look I think no matter where she has this baby it should be taken away from her as soon as possible I I don't even I I'm speechless

so I'd like to just instead of saying anything about this I I'd just like to quote the Discover journalist who commented on this uh in this article uh and he said quote this has to be hands down one of the worst natural birthing ideas anyone has ever had end quote yeah yeah yeah he also said Dolphins aren't as friendly as people think they are and that they hunt and kill other mammals for [Laughter] pleasure yeah see I can understand her having this idea think it's a lovely thing but the second go I can't because it's Madness sharks that's why you accept yeah yeah okay I that's why you accept okay I won't do that also she thinks the baby will be able to speak Dophin yeah she's clearly not able

to make a decision about where to have a baby at all like she shouldn't be allowed to have a baby in theory she strikes me the kind of person that doesn't know how she became pregnant yeah well don't forget it's not just her it's also her partner is it yeah yeah that's disappointing pregnant spiritual healer and her partner so this is not just her thinking this it's also her partner thinks this is a great idea I'm assuming they're lesbians and it's another woman I don't know I've only read the first line of this whole story that says partner maybe if I read the whole thing there might be more information get imbued with this like hippie like you know what I mean like they just yeah yeah just hippies just love having a [ __ ] dolphin tattoo and wearing a

dolphin t-shirt yeah the greatest thing I've ever seen girl I went to school with I can't remember her name but she got a dolphin tattoo mhm on top of a belly button then got pregnant yeah dolphin turned into whale sometimes I wonder if dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their back shoulder you [Laughter] know so this uh I I neglected to put this in the spreadsheet but I've just popped it in there now um this was passed on to me by Jenna she found this in relation to the article that we were just discussing uh this is the story of a man who uh had a sexual relationship with a dolphin oh and uh and uh this actually came up because there's actually a

documentary out about um is it this man or is it another man apparently this happens more way more than than I would like is um people having sex with dolphins so there's the famous story that I think uh we talked about a long time ago where there's that alleged NASA funded experiment where the woman was was dring off the Dolphins yeah yeah yeah yeah so there there's that and why don't I remember that you probably blanked it out cuz it was traumatic that sounds like something I'd want to remember though but this this guy says that uh he was I believe he was filming some stuff at this this water oh God park or something sure he was and he said that the the dolphin Dolly came on to him yeah and uh and and he actually had

to uh she she was with another there was another male dolphin in the enclosure with her and so they both had to kind of sneak about and make sure that that you know like behind his back oh my God because uh you know she was supposed to be with him yeah but I I do have to ask something uhhuh um I really just don't know how does one have sex with a dolphin well there's no photos so I'm not sure I know that there was that guy that's a good thing don't say it that like it's a bad thing I don't think it's this guy I think there's another guy out there that the documentary is about who who made love to their blo holes which seems very dangerous from a dolphin's point of view and I can't say a dolphin going along with that do you have to use the blow

hole I mean I'm assuming that dolphins have vaginas as well I don't know I just don't know and well it's it's quite a sad tale really he HS a goal it's quite a sad story because he believes that you know this apparently this went for like two years and he was having this relationship with the dolphin but then she was moved to another Park a secret relationship with a dolphin in in hotel rooms sorry nearly a year the article States the two played rubed dub dub for nearly a year but the Aquatic Affair ended when Dolly got moved to another Park Brena says he was heartbroken to lose lose her and fell into a deep depression when she died not long after they parted oh God now took her own life he believes he believes and this is the same thing oh wait sorry it

says this in the sentence so I'll just read the sentence he believes that she committed suicide by voluntarily refusing to breathe and this is the same fate that love it the the woman uh who joked off the dolphin believes her dolphin lover Peter suffered when their Affair ended now I don't think you can do that I don't think you can hold your breath until you die you no you don't because you just pass out and breathe and start breathing again but I know that it might be possible for dolphins because they have to come up to breathe don't they if you just probably well it just swam down to the bottom of the ocean and then was like I'm done for y interesting drowned itself all right I've just Google it and yes they do have vaginas all right and you did you you

posted a picture in here did you yeah we're it's a man [ __ ] a dolphin we going to we going to put this on the Instagram Jesus Christ oh dear all right and so now if you go to Dan naked.com I'm going to photoshop your head onto that guy excellent so that's uh that's this week's dolphin [ __ ] news which we're going to need a jingle for y I really wish we didn't and he [ __ ] fli flip right in the blow hole no one you see [ __ ] more [Music] dophins um can I ask you about Mad Max the game Mad Max Luke can we do some gaming news yes definitely um that's all I've been playing this entire week I'm

really curious stop playing it because I loved madmax Fury Road H did you have you seen the film still haven't seen that yet man all right but I have the feeling that this takes a little bit of Mad Max F but also goes back to like the original Mad Max as well that so what kind of game what kind of game is this it's an open world think of um a Grand Theft Auto or a uh it's like Witcher 3 but Mad Max Witcher 3 Mad Max uh Red Dead Redemption [ __ ] [ __ ] but it is a movie Tie yeah no it's not oh it's not this is just Mad Max is a game on its own nothing to do with the movie okay okay hm are you Max you play Max and this sort of fits with the whole thing this this F the whole thing where it's Max is it's just Stories being told

yeah yeah interesting is this is this online or multiplayer in any way I don't know why I thought that it was not at all or not that I know of it anyway uh the only thing that you can do online is you there are certain races you can do where you can set times right for your friends to try and beat so start setting times and then so you're doing that excessively now obviously I haven't started the races yet all I'm doing is doing every single side mission I can before I play this main story which is what I do in all games right all right so this is a good game what what do you do in this game fair bit of driving I would assume a lot of driving I knew this game existed but I I don't know why but I haven't seen a single video for it or anything I just saw my radar but I

usually tend to ignore movie time no this has been very strange there been talk of this game but not a lot of video or anything in yeah I thought maybe it was just me but I yeah I don't know so what what do you do you drive around you drive around and you try and you basically the whole story at the moment is your car got destroyed right you want to get a new car a V8 and drive away okay yeah and so you just start off and to get this you have to start doing missions for people to try and get the stuff to get your new car right oh yeah okay yeah that's it do you like shoot people you it's not a big shooting game you do have a shotgun right but at the moment I've got I've upgraded a few times and got extra bullets but I can hold like five bullets

it's more of a fist fighting game right and do you get big car chases and stuff yes interesting I definitely recommend I cannot stop playing it I don't really still don't really even understand what what the game is so I mean I know yeah it's open world and there's lots of car racing in it I'm really interested in it to be honest that's really really hard to explain but it's think of Red Dead Redemption I think is probably the best thing to compare it with okay like instead of yeah it's Red Dead with cars have to check this out I think I mean I can't loan it to you because I brought it digitally man but see Witcher 3 I've been playing some Witcher 3 it's really the only game that I I actually just got Witcher three oh did you it was on sale for 30% off so I

went I'll grab that saw and I won't play it you should play it it's amazing I will play this is probably this is probably a game for a long time while that I'm actually enjoying playing and I'm looking forward to going back and going auto side mission yeah okay yeah that's how I feel about Witcher all right maybe this will be the next one cuz I you really just need to not buy anything else until I finish wicher but Mad Max is up there on the list yeah definitely all right all right cool all right look I hadn't been considering this at all but maybe I'll have to give it a log yeah yeah you should play witch do you have Witcher 3 D no I don't actually oh man you should play it's [Music] great maybe I

should do you recommend it man I wasn't sure which way you fell on The Witcher three yeah I might have been a bit vague about my feelings on it to be honest get off the fence and make a decision we're coming up to the worst time of year where all games start coming out yeah well no that yeah and and right now like they haven't come out yet and I'm like well I don't want to buy a game because I might still be playing it when all those great games come out yeah fallouts coming out soon and Tomb Raider Tomb Raider looks great I haven't played the first one the first one was free this month on gold which pisses me off cuz I paid 10 bucks for it like two months ago and didn't play it yet so I could have got I could have just waited and got it for free it's worth more than

free and it's worth than I know I know I know that I know it's just I actually I purchased that game three times I 360 Xbox One and PC and played it every time that's something you [ __ ] do I own it on PC as well uh but I don't have a PC so cuz it died so I needed it on Xbox so I could not play it on there as well yeah apparently yeah but that'll be a game you'll play through that and you'll love it but definitely play through it before you play through the next one or buy the next one not to play right and then enjoy Witcher three which I will be playing forever which You' know if you sign up for our newsletter because I said that in the newsletter if you want to sign up for our newsletter which you should you should go to multipl nerdgasm tocom and

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songs so weird I feel like it should be shorter if we're going to do it more often as well don't be like that it's weird cuz it's weird and it's quite long so like 30 seconds worth of [ __ ] what is this all right so crabs with [ __ ] is Luke's advice segment mhm so if you want Luke to answer your questions go to any of the forementioned social networking sites or emails and uh and get in touch uh we got a question for Luke this week do we we do awesome all right what is it bring it on I got this all right well do you want to give him the question or Dan oh sure the question sent in by a listener this week was how do I deal with the poor behavior of my year 7 8 and N boys composite class and I'll say that sounds like a [ __ ] nightmare I

agree easy mhm combine it with the seven eight and N girls composite class yeah yeah right what what do you you think that that'll make them do more work uh there's nothing in hear about making them do work right good point oh you think that you you think that if there's girls around they'll behave better yeah because as we all know young boys uh impress women by you know by just doing their chores and handing in their homework on time and uh generally keeping things tidy mhm well just nothing in hear about making the behavior better yeah it says how do I deal with poor Behavior by you7 just give them some girls and tell them to go away right so you think how do I deal with it doesn't mean how do I improve it

it's is how do I ignore it I like how you so your your plan is to give them some girls and making go away so you're going to pair them up and send them off to do well not your problem D really is it you're all full of energy focus on the ones you want to look after they they could go and have go get pregnant and then have a baby in the ocean Jesus Christ all right y yeah mhm this might be the best segment we've ever done yeah wow some good advice so if you anyone wants more advice just send in I'll be happy to help you out yeah worth every penny it costs to send an email what does it cost to send an email these days uh it depends who your ISP is I suppose yeah I guess it really just depends on yeah how many emails you're sending and then breaking it down to

what you pay for internet really yeah and that's assuming that you only use your internet for emails as well I'm baffled these days when people say that they still pay for text messages yeah yeah cuz I have not paid I mean I pay for them as part of my plan as in I pay for my plan I get unlimited text messages and I haven't I haven't paid for an individual text message in I would say over 10 years I haven't sent a text message in like four years no I don't do that very often either I use Facebook Messenger or Google WhatsApp or do you guys use WhatsApp Google no i' I used WhatsApp with a few people but I Google Hangouts I've never used WhatApp it's all about WhatsApp over here nobody does text everybody does and I'm talking business as well like if you go to a

meeting somebody says what's your WhatsApp really yeah it's all about what messaging service yeah yeah that's right but it goes off your contacts list so it's essentially just sending uh it's text messages but using data instead of using your cellular data you know yeah right that's interesting yeah well what's the difference why why does it matter well because not everyone's on a plan that gets free texts I guess really all right what'sapp so is this is this a thing I should try I've never I've never tried it well I mean it's not going to blow your mind it's really only going to help you if there's people you want to talk to that have WhatsApp but I mean I you know we can chat Matt we can chat if I had this I could talk to you correct or we could

start a group one and we could all chat together wow I mean we've been using email to talk every day for about 20 years yeah that's true so there you go I just sent you an invitation to join WhatsApp an invitation sozy I love it we're doing a lot of that this episode I feel there's a lot of things that if we still edited this podcast at the level we used to that I would like shorten so many gaps and like remove so many slips of the tongue that we just don't do that anymore cuz no no I was talking about that yeah ex no need to yeah um have to ask boss Friday just happened oh yeah yeah so forth Friday for those who don't know is it's when all the new Star Wars toys were just released happen yeah Jenna brought back the uh

the target catalog uh on Saturday mhm so did anyone get anything no I was out of the country I didn't I don't understand what this this is about we've been here before we've all run out or I don't know if everyone did I know I went out and got toys you've got to wait till you see to decide if you like any of the characters first exactly like we've all been there everyone ran out got I didn't have got a j bigs but a lot of people did cuz J bigs was going to be this [ __ ] yeah a lot of people got Darth Maul because by all accounts he should have been awesome and he just wasn't and it still blows my mind why he wasn't awesome at all he he he was it's just that he wasn't used in a good way like he was a cool character he could have been a cool character he should have

been a main character not not just a guy who turned up twice in the movie yeah got cut in half spoilers yeah yeah so I just really didn't understand this all these people rushing out and fighting to buy the new toys where to buy characters who they don't even know who they are and if they're going to be good and I mean everyone's talking about that little ball R2 unit and yeah I hate that ball well here's the thing we don't know if we're going to love him or hate him I mean he looks cute in the promo but so did Binks you know like you could run out and get this ball R too and then the first scene in the movie is him molesting a child and then you've wasted your money but I'm going to laugh if that ball R2 is not even really in the movie cuz that was

really just a SES shot of a Droid going past no he was in that new um the new Instagram trailer see I was hoping this Force Friday business there would be a new trailer cuz I I mean they put that did you see the Instagram trailer that they put up it's only it's very short obviously it's Instagram video but it had new footage it had um it had a shot of the girl who's in it looking away you know looking past the camera and that little robot was in the background so clearly he's he's in it a bit uh and it also had a shot of you know there that shot with the the Sith Guy starts his lightsaber up in the forest that was in the teaser trailer MH yeah and then after that you see the um the Stormtrooper guy who shows up in the trailer um uh in kind of not in a

stormtrooper outfit in like space clothes uh and he starts up a blue lightsaber oh so clearly I mean it looks like we get light superer fighting it which is good is that Star Wars yeah be pretty disappointed if there wasn't then again if you go back and watch the original Star Wars again it's not the most exciting lightsaber fight no it's not the first one's awful it's two really old men fighting yeah yeah I liked the the fight in Empire and Jedi and I actually think for all the spectacle in the prequels I think I like the lightsaber fights in Empire and Jedi better yeah because they're not jumping around everywhere no but I mean I don't need them to that's what I mean I thought there was there was more story

happening still like in the prequels it's like fight fight fight fight fight fight 20 minutes later stop fighting talk about stuff for a bit m fight fight fight fight fight for 20 minutes whereas in The Originals as the fight happens the story happens you know kind of like what I was saying with with Mad Max where the the film is basically two hours of just action but the story is in the action yeah yeah like somebody who did that really well was James Cameron in the first Terminator film all the bits of exposition are explained while something is chasing them yeah so you don't have to ever stop for a little narrative section and get back to the action which also doesn't mean it doesn't make it feel like the action scenes come out of nowhere as well

yeah yeah like cuz that I mean the end of Return of the Jedi is just fantastic it lightsaber battle and sure it's probably not as flashy well it's definitely not as flashy as Anakin versus obiwan but [ __ ] that Anakin versus obiwan fight was boring yeah and the first time I saw the Yoda versus Count Dooku fight like I was like oh look at him go and then like by the time I'd seen it a second time I was like yeah this pretty [ __ ] it's bizarre I'm still just pretending that those movies don't exist yeah yeah I mean the fight it's really better if you do the fight between Anakin and Dooku in Attack of the Clones was pretty cool because you've noticed one of them I can't remember who cuts the cable so the

lights go out and it's a lot of it is just close-up shot of their faces with the with the light from their lightsabers and stuff like that's quite cool uh and then you see a bit of you know a bit of sword fighting happen but then yeah Yoda comes and it's just silly let's just forget about it you move he going to be good yeah I hope so he's going to kill Jar Binks he's going to make the prickel not exist Does he have that power I hope so well they've made the uh expanded universe not exist basically yeah that's true all the all the books and stuff that still hurts they don't exist anymore so I know because you were like you were very excited because you you were saying oh it takes place so many years after Return of the Jedi that means Han and L

are going to have these kids and blah blah blah blah blah and then and then they were like none of that stuff happens yep yeah which I still hope they take away some things from it like Mara Jade I really want her to be there she won't be will not be she'd be a nice one to have there cuz she's been like there since the extended Universe was created she's been there mhm but hasn't he already invented cuz this guy this Sith guy in in the new one is not Sith he's a knight of something or other so I think I think they're just ignoring everything and and making it all up from scratch well even in the extend of the universe there's different types of Jedi and Sith it's not all guy I can't remember what he is he's a

knight he's one of the Knights of knee or something I've really just stayed away from everything I'm just waiting to go see the movie all right that's probably wise but anyway yeah I was hoping there be your trailer have not long it's well it's Christmas boxing day oh I can't wait that long no it's December 17th of December yeah oh okay all right fine I thought it was boxing I thought they were doing the Lord of the Rings this is a Lord of the Rings movie Man when's the next one out is the next one next year no it's a couple of years I think we've got this year we have Star Wars uh seven and then I think next we got one of the Boba Fett or the Rogue one I think Rogue one next year yeah Rogue one looks interesting I guess uh have we got some real space science

you're talking about Steven Hawkings deciding that he knows how to escape from black holes yeah yeah did you read the article uh cuz I read it and then went oh maybe I shouldn't have put this in the spreadsheet because even having read it I I can't really explain what this means I was going to say I I did but I don't really know what he was saying no is he just breaking about his new wheelchair or something or Jesus one with the anti-gravity Drive they can escape a black hole sorry I didn't read and that was mean I'm sorry Steve well I mean did you get your wheelchair Luke because if you did it's [ __ ] open season for you yeah I did get my wheelchair well then knock yourself out you can make fun of anyone in a wheelchair now yes that's

how it works Luke if you're in your wheelchair and you do get sucked into a black hole Steven Hawkings says if you feel you're in a black hole don't give up cuz I mean that happens to me a lot I'm like I might be in a black hole right now he says don't give up there's a way out now he says I propose that the information is stored not in the interior of the black hole as one might expect but on its boundary The Event Horizon the idea is the super transations are a hologram of the ingoing particles thus they contain all the information that would otherwise be lost the information about ingoing particles is returned but in a chaotic and useless form this resolves the information Paradox for all practical purposes the information is lost just just one

second I'm hoping the black hole will just take me now cuz I have no idea what's happening he's saying the information is there twice already from the beginning so it's never destroyed at least this is the Sabine hossenfelder of the natic institute for theoretical physics in Stockholm she says he saying that the information is there twice already from the very beginning so it's never destroyed in the black hole to begin with at least that's what I understood Soh yeah okay well that clears it up summary now I know everything about it oh man it must be [ __ ] annoying being that smart and not being able to communicate verbally well even if he could I still wouldn't understand him no probably true

so does it really matter is my point like that old thing where if you could have a conversation with a lion yeah if you could speak the same language you still wouldn't understand what a lion had to say yeah cuz I'd be like I don't give a [ __ ] mate go back to the [ __ ] jungle that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and it to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time