#MattMakesASandwich: The Staircase Documentary & Fantastic Four (2015)

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and sometimes Dave you don't understand how sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat panus inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy I've got some bad news for Luke to begin with if I may I'm sorry buddy well it's not the worst news it's good news overall for me especially um now we weren't able to get you to Mars unfortunately no as the listeners

probably know there're still a chance they haven't announced the final crew yet yeah well I mean yeah but you didn't actually apply Luke so I think even when they do announce the crew it's probably not going to be you buddy it's not the fault of Mars Juan or anybody like that it's it's it's pretty much entirely your fault literally entirely is your fault cuz you didn't subit Ro yeah yeah M so uh so unfortunately you will not be traveling to Mars with the Mars One mission perhaps we can get you on some of the mission later but but my name is going to Mars oh so how now I was going to hold this over you but your name can go as well and so can yours Dan and so can yours listeners uh Insight which is a Lander

that they'll be sending to Mars um they are it's scheduled to blast off in FIB 2016 and if you go to the NASA website now you can submit your name to be popped on a little microchip that they will have in the Lander I don't know if it's physically readable or if it's just in the you know in the chip but you can pop your name in there as well and they they did the same thing for uh for curiosity I think in some of the other Rovers as well so it's basically you know in the future or at some point if aliens or future human civilization find the device they will have a hit list of people to come that's exactly what I was thinking Luke it's like they're going to find this they're going to be like who left their [ __ ] junk on my planet oh here's a list of people

responsible number one Matthew ham if it's been that long and they can find me please look if knock at the door one morning and it's a little Maran and he's like did you leave this on my doorstep I'll be like no sir but please come in we'll let's discuss this put away your comically large little Blaster you've got there yeah now we can discuss where you're going to put that thing later uh just come in have a cup of tea and we'll talk about it so yeah so if you want to get your name on uh name to Mar the link will be in the show notes and uh and obviously I'll send it over to Luke as well so that he can he can finally hopefully Luke Just for future this included um if you do download the

form you do have to do the next step and fill out the form yeah oh this one is just just downloading the form alone not enough I also paid them $33 for the form well you know what this this one you have to pay them anything so I mean is this free yeah iume this was like a fundraising thing no no no I didn't pay anything no just just pop your details in there and they send you this uh little boarding pass which is kind of cute and it's got your details weird why is it free it's almost like they're trying to see like who are the people who would give their details to NASA I think NASA just really wants to encourage people to get more interested in space I think NASA just wants to know that people still like yeah exactly because you know since the'

60s interest kind of dropped off kids don't have posters of space on the wall anymore and cuz as we know Luke and I uh went there yeah and they were pushing that [ __ ] no wait we didn't go there I went there no sorry we we meant to go there it's all right Luke he didn't take me either we were meant to go but the con at the hotel [ __ ] us not literally literally literally and so went so long that they missed the bus to Nessa we very very busy did you have to watch while he [ __ ] Matt and then wait while he [ __ ] you Luke yeah I don't know why he could just do both at the same time well I don't know logistically how that would happen well no no but I bet like why was it we had to wait like an hour in between sessions for the next one to

happen why well because he had to recover some people's recovery period is longer than others oh okay then he had a big bottle of power a and he was a really slow drinker but and he insisted on finishing it before he moved on hey I I I've got to talk about something serious but not really cuz I'm only going to talk about the weird parts of it right okay sure so recently and I can put this link in the show notes but recently I had to produce um and actually do the voice over for so it makes it a little bit more sural um an educational video about this corruption in the indes Ian courts right right where um a woman tried to sue a private school and say that her son was molested by uh the cleaning staff and then um the school said oh you can't sue us for this

because the cleaning staff are actually through a private uh contractor not employees of the school and she went oh sorry did I say the cleaning staff I meant um these two specific teachers so um they were arrested and and and they're being charged they're free now actually actually so that's that's great but um yeah considering that sounds very suspicious that's right exactly but the fact that it got to court and everything was like only in [ __ ] Indonesia could this even have gotten this far right the sad thing what she was probably hoping for was here's some money for you to show away so we don't have to worry about that's right yeah that's right but schools don't admit that their teachers rape kids do you know what I mean when they don't oh they don't they don't a

all right no no no but the funny part of the the funny part of the story right is that um which kind of made this the weirdest thing ever in terms of why did this not just get laughed out of court is that she said that the teachers had antiz her son with a magical blue stone that They Carried around what and every time they brought out this yeah every time they brought out this blue stone he would um basically submit to their will and then have no knowledge of the rapes and this got to this went to court yeah yeah that was argued in court Jesus yeah well I'm glad they were found guilty cuz that would be terrifying correct yeah but unfortunately it's still going to be out there that they went to court for it so there's always going to be some

nagging down in the back of people's mind not in my mind Luke I think it's pretty clear cut I know not in Al but I'm saying like imagine in 5 years time that teacher goes to a new school yeah word gets around that at one stage they were in court and they're going to be like show us this blue stone yeah turn out your pockets we know you've got it on you yeah no because the second they show it they forget right in fact if that happens I hope that he goes I have shown you three times already stop asking that's great well speaking of magical Powers um the mayor of Jackson in Mississippi in the United States mhm uh

has a fairly unique method I think of solving um one of the common problems people have with the roadways and and things in in large cities you get a lot of potholes from damage and and particularly you know from rain and things like that it could become a big problem uh so he tweeted recently and uh and he says yeah I believe we can pre potholes away Moses prayed and a sea opened up so uh yeah you can't argue that logic I mean has anyone tried this perhaps I mean I could he's under maybe he's under something I I could try it now I mean Jackson Mississippi sounds like a place where they really rely on scientific reason you know what I mean I'm sure it's a really Forward Thinking part of the country

yeah just seems like a strange thing to to tweet unless you're you're serious like if you're yeah you know yeah I mean unless he's being sarcastic I don't I don't know man like unless he's trying to pass bills and then not letting them through and he's like well maybe I'll just prey the potholes [Laughter] away yeah could be now I would believe that if it wasn't for the hashtags he had on there cuz I know it can be quite hard to get like sarcasm across but I see you I trust him prayer works yeah no I think he's serious yeah yeah wow yeah the funny thing is I I almost never see the word potholes written down and it's odd to look at it because it doesn't

look like you should say potholes it looks like it should be like pathes or something that's that's what it is in Spanish yeah that's right it's like you go into um Taco Bell and get the path out of five pathes yeah yeah I agreed I love how people uh not everybody obviously some people use hashtags in such a strange way and I like how I like how he's he's capitalized him in I because you know you capitalize the lord's name but you know when it just seems like people don't quite understand what hashtags are for because yeah if you're starting a movement of some sort then it makes sense to have a unique hashtag and that kind of thing but if you're just tweeting about your lunch like Matt makes a sandwich is not a good hashtag

no if you just want people to see it just hasht sandwich and yeah exactly or lch or hash Justin Bieber i' hasht I I add that to a lot of stuff yeah yeah makes a sandwich yeah hasht Justin Bieber there's a few pictures of you under that hashtag Luke really yeah I remember there was a New Year's Eve when you were uh we we went to a friend's place and uh at one point cuz we stayed over there you uh you had I think um a robe and a pink uh what's the band skull SK pink skulker shirt on yeah and and your box of shorts cuz yeah you made me wear clothes to sleep in yeah I took a sneaky sneaky pick of you and put it on Instagram not on the multiple nerdgasm Instagram unfortunately

although if you keep an eye out on there this week maybe I'll pop that up there is that all right Luke is that all right yeah sure of course all right I've got nothing to hide instagram.com multiple nerdgasm I've just searched uh the I trust him hashtag which is the next one along yeah after I see you and before prayer works right um and you get such gems as this I've been praying so hard lately and one thing I can say about my God is that he hears me yeah all right there's that oh actually this guy's tweet the the potholes one is is the third one down yeah just after the enemy will try

to touch everything around you if he can't get to you I won't break God's got me covered # I trust him yeah well God got this under control I trust him does God read Twitter I wonder yeah I'm sure he's on T he's at least got an Instagram and I reckon it's all sunsets you know what I mean y be a few sunrises it's going to be like hash no filter hash I created this yeah and then a picture of starving children in Africa hey I created this too I saw a meme the other day it's like and God said let there be light to No One Like a weird [Laughter] oh dear well do we want to move on from

talking about the heavenly father to uh oh I don't know uh some sex toy news yeah we've got some sex toy news this week is that what's the official title of this segment we've done it a few times we have um sex to news isn't isn't that catchy have we got something better we've already used your mom's toe um um crabs with cripples Tak [ __ ] is done um by the way listeners we haven't had a whole lot of submissions for crabs with [ __ ] if you want some advice from Luke I I mean I understand the name is very confusing well yeah just continuing the confusing names I I think um we should combine the sex toy news with the things I would do to James W and this segment should just be called Insiders

[Laughter] yep so um this week's item that you can put inside is um is uh is an alien [ __ ] that lays eggs inside you it's so [ __ ] up why does this thing exist so this is called the osor mhm uh or the posor perhaps and um it basically is big alien dildo that lays goopy eggs molded from gelatin in the body cavity of your choice mhm um fans of the osit say that the sensation of musy extraterrestrial over them slopping back out of them is a real

treat um while we discuss this um there's a great interview with the Creator here on Vice and so um uh can one of you guys read the the questions and and I'll read the answers absolutely yeah do you want to start with this yeah just start to yeah y okay hey Lone Wolf most readers probably aren't familiar with how o positives function how do you explain them to people the idea is to replicate the act of being impregnated with eggs usually from an alien or insect if you've seen the movie Aliens you'll get the picture many people find that sort of thing arousing the toys are simply phallic shaped Hol tubes that can be used to insert gelatin eggs into oneself there is a funnel-shaped hole in the bottom to

receive the eggs which are inserted one by one forcing them up the tube and out the top H and how did you get involved in all this stuff I tried everything else literally everything else I had owned a restaurant and managed many other businesses and had many successes however in all of my jobs I would work my way up to the top only to find a wall waiting for me I'm ambitious and thought I don't consider myself G but I always wanted to push myself for more Independence and freedom to do the things that I wanted to do that explains nothing no well read the next question can you please ask that same question again and try answering it and freedom is helping people insert eggs into themselves for sexual gratification let's face it there are three things

that will always sell food death and sex a tried food service and decided after managing three restaurants and owning one that it was much the same thing day in Day Out and it didn't look like it was going to change month death doesn't really interest me I wanted something more fun something that breaks the monotony of people's days and makes them spit out their coffee when you tell them what you do I think you've comfortably managed that I wanted to push the boundaries of people's Comfort levels make them question their own erections and wet panties and let them know their fantasies did not go unrealized what's the demand for this thing like before Primal Hardware I was creating one-off custom commissions for people who couldn't find what they were

looking for elsewhere OB posit reason they couldn't find it elsewhere OB positives were requested several times when I posted YouTube videos demonstrating them oh demonstrating them the response was impressive tons of people wanted them and while this is not a fetish of my own I saw potential for a unique product line it's not a fetish of his own but he had already put videos up online of him using them how did he conceive this if it wasn't a fetish of his like I mean I guess that can happen but I yeah it's not like I've watched an alien movie and then thought I can make a deal that that does that yeah I bet people are going to want to do that even though I find it disgusting next question is there any danger in putting gelatin eggs up in

your butt or vagina look we're not doctors we're not about to comment on what is safe or unsafe to do with one's body as it varies from person to person just going to sell them I I can say that I've used it many times without hurting myself but frankly it's up to the person using it to know their own limits for instance if you're allergic to gellor if made properly the eggs are firm but rubbery similar to the consistency of gummy bears they dissolve in the body rather quickly now what I love about this what I love about this is that he's number one said it's not a fetish I have and yeah used it many says I've used it many times although yeah the sentence actually says for science

yeah he says I've used them many times without hurting myself does that imply that he he's used them quite often and has hurt himself but many times he hasn't sometimes without yeah yeah well he's used to many times but he's fine but the person he's using it on gets hurt quite a lot right that's right I didn't realize that the eggs dissolve that's actually even more disgusting they just kind of popped out well I think they probably would pop out if if uh I mean it's it's still weird but the fact that it but I guess you could leave them up there I mean how many of these could you pump into yourself Luke you watch the video right everyone's different Luke can you take us through what you saw in the video um all right Alysa you have to go

watch watch this video Yeah well maybe no no yeah you have to but trust me don't do it at work or on your phone and train next to someone that's fair the lubby get up when he's getting ready to put the eggs in I found quite weird mhm yeah cuz you s yeah warming them up and then he he slides the eggs into the base of it mhm MH and he can fit probably a good three in inside the uh the phus the phus mhm and then he just sort of moved it around and squeezed it a bit and they just plopped out the end M yeah now easy why look very easy to do out in the open I don't know how easy it would be once it's inserted somewhere not only that but if you have to just squeeze this for them to come out you either have to fill it up and then be really careful that

you don't squeeze it too early cuz I assume you only want it to lay them in you like as your climax right I don't know either that or you have to [ __ ] yourself with this thing for the whole time then when you're ready you have to stop you know lose momentum and kind of ruin the vibe of the moment to load them up with the eggs yeah so you're better off probably just finding a giant fly or insect to have sex with instead yeah letting it letting it lay some eggs in there for reals I think I'm pretty sure that'll be on Craigslist already yeah I think I need to get one if can I mean for science can we get get one of these for the show just to to I mean I'm not I'm not going to use it look but maybe we can find something funny to do with it maybe we could

contact Lone Wolf uhhuh and uh and tell him that we want to do a review and say that we have a segment called insiders and people want to know what they can put inside is MHM and uh this appears to meet those require that's right what Sav me buying one I assume you have to uh like make these eggs each time too I wouldn't want to reuse them yeah especially after that they dissolve so you just be sort of having to wait no I'm going to stop that thought yeah H that is uh that is very strange it's not the most disturbing dildo we've had on on the show still the the baby's head/ fist dildo is still the most

disturbing yeah don't really get that one either no maybe we can order one of them as well terrifying we' got one other article here that kind of fits with the with the with the segment you're talking about the woman who got a dinosaur stuck in her vagina yeah that's the one how'd you know how' you know that's what I meant look this one's not necessarily an interesting article but it it was one of my favorite headlines of the week uh the day I removed a toy dinosaur from a woman's vagina which was a uh an account by a nurse in a sexual health clinic um basically the story is that this woman comes in and says uh uh I was playing with my son's dinosaur and it got stuck and the nurse says all right but why are

you in the clinic today and she says it's it's stuck and the nurse says I'm still not quite with you can you elaborate please uh and she said it's a Tyrannosaurus Rex and then she pointed towards her vagina and said it's stuck and um they removed it of course uh of course from her cervix apparently when they uh they got her up into the stups um and they opened it up all they could see is the the T-Rex's head and front hands facing towards them sticking out of the cervix um but I but I do like this so the nurse says one of the best sentences I've ever uttered as a nurse scratch that one of

the best sentences I've ever said is quote I don't advise inserting children's toys during sexual activity however if you choose to masturbate with a toy dinosaur I recommend buying your own um perhaps putting a condom on it or tying a leash to its [Laughter] foot oh dear so oh there you go and that's what's inside is this week that's great that's a good headline um one head I want to rant a little bit about headlines yeah no go for it and uh there's one in particular this week that I want to talk about it afterwards but just lately all these [ __ ] clickbait clickbait headlines on Facebook or or wherever else just [ __ ] me off and it's

gotten to the point where I actually uh I won't click on an article if it does that yeah so I know their intent is to make it it make you want to click through so I mean you you probably know what I'm talking about what what I mean though is you know we might have I might have got pissed off about this before on the show but you know what it says something like you know every day leaves a banana on the doorstep and when you bu when you find why you'll lose your [ __ ] stuff like that like yeah yeah what what this little boy does will make you cry like [ __ ] off yeah that's not a headline is supposed to tell you what the story is about yeah yeah like and and that one did a pretty good job of it y straight to the point absolutely

gave you exactly what you were going to get yes it made me interested in the article and and it told me enough about the article that I knew what I was getting into whereas just just click ba [ __ ] and I know why they do it it's because they don't actually have any decent articles it's just horseshit but they need ad views because that's how blogs work these days yeah yeah they're not actually interested in telling telling interesting story now I'm not saying that this particular uh website does that because I'm I am kind of fond of this website just Screen Rant but they seem to be getting a bit worse because this headline says Nintendo movie adaptions may be coming to the big screen and then if you read through it uh that's actually not really what it's

about it's just Nintendo's branching out and trying to you know license their characters for things like for you know to make more money they pretty much just licensed out every single one of their characters to a mobile app company yeah and they're talking about we uh for Nintendo IP a more active approach will be taken in areas outside the video game business including VIs ual content production and character merchandising and that sentence leads to the headline Nintendo movie adaptions may be coming to the big screen maybe in other words Nintendo were very protective of their properties in the past they're less protective now so we can assume that maybe one day we'll see some movies yeah and it just bugs me because I mean and and I mean they've actually made movies

before if you recall they didn't go very well uh you're talking about the Super Mario Brothers movie I am talking about that yeah you know I would I would actually predict more that they wouldn't go into movies but more so television yeah yeah I see them making television shows like half an hour 20 minute episodes of Super Mario kids will watch that they've done that before there was a Mario Brothers TV show and I I guess people just forget that too because this is talking about it like it's a new thing and and they have been protective but they've also there was that and there was that what's that uh show about the kid with the nest controller belt the wizard the wizard was it it a cartoon no no the wizard was a live action film yeah no no no this

was a cartoon where the he travels into the game world and it had kidus and Link oh yeah there was The Legend of Zelda cartoon does does Nintendo owns Sega now uh that is a good question I think they do cuz yeah they've also done Sonic the Hedgehog yeah yeah they've got them all smooshed together now so I sh that they do yeah I don't know but I mean I mean I'd love to see uh I can Z The Legend of Zelda would make a great animated film mhm I don't I don't know that it would work as a liveaction film I don't know that I would really want to see a liveaction version of it that's the other thing about the Nintendo characters is that they're so stylized I don't think I don't think a live action ones is going to work but uh but yes the headline annoyed

me because that's not really what the article says yeah my prediction is here's my prediction uhhuh they will make a movie and it's going to be sort of like a wreck Ralph where there's like lots of different video game characters in the one movie and so it'll be some sort of crossover like that where Mario's going to go across and save the princess but he's got to go and save with Donkey Kong and go visit zelder and visit all those lands and stuff that be a movie that would be a movie can we can we talk a little bit about pixels oh yeah I guess has anyone seen it no of course [ __ ] of course course not I've seen I watched the red letter Media review of it they uh they were not kind no here's the thing right a movie

where aliens take on the form of video game characters and attack Earth in and of itself could be very entertaining yeah but these are the worst possible people to do that like like who came up with that great idea and then said and we'll get Adam Sandler yeah I mean this is a movie with [ __ ] dinky in it and I don't want to see it you know what I mean Peter Dinklage he's in this yeah apparently um apparently none of them are very good in it it's just no nobody's is good in it it was a paycheck for everyone yeah but it could have been really cool like if you'd put this in the hands of of of

someone who was like did it kind of really tongue and cheek and and really homaged it and wasn't just trying to get cheap laughs like this could be a good premise yeah yeah yeah I I agree uh apparently there's there's some good stuff in it like it's got uh it's based on a short film from what I heard right and apparently there are some some clever moments in it but they're all things that were in the short film right I think they've sort of missed the target of audience they really need to be going for with this cuz they've gone for like super old games right that's not their target audience they should really be going for something Angry Birds or stuff that more children would actually recognize yeah yeah probably true

yeah that's what I think I could be wrong no I'm not I'm right no you're right because I mean people our age are going to look at like I started watching the trailer for this at the cinema I forget what I was seeing and this trailer started and I was like oh my God they' finally made this movie and then Adam Sandler came on the screen and I was like well you've lost me a lot of the games they're actually referencing were out before we were born sure yeah totally yeah well apparently the premises that the guys like Adam Sandler's character used to be really good at Pac-Man or something back in the 80s or whenever and uh and now he's useless so it's kind of like king of Kong uh except then these aliens come and then finally he's useful again they

don't really explain how how that works in the real world how fighting an alien invasion force that looks like the ghosts from Pac-Man makes his knowledge of any use but uh apparently apparently it is for some reason yeah well it's kind of it's also a bit last star figh arest isn't it yeah that's right yeah yeah that was a good film yeah yeah it was that's the that's the difference I think yeah yeah yeah that's that's that's the bit that they uh they forgot no just in reading these articles today uh I learned a fact that I did not know that kind of blew my mind and you guys might have known this already did you know that Nintendo was founded in 1889 yeah yeah what yeah I know um the

video video games were not originally their their thing no playing cards H yeah yeah I I mean I didn't know the specific dates but I knew that I knew it was older than that interesting old yep yeah blew my mind H well just talking about misleading headlines though yes I'd like to uh and I put this in the spreadsheet but this is a great segue to go into it uh I was on BBC earth.com earlier in the week and I saw this headline chimpanzees and monkeys have entered the Stone Age uh I'll save you a click they haven't oh I did click and I got I did I got confused as well yeah I'm a little confused by the point of view of this as well and and

what exactly they're saying but I think the Crux of this really long article is there's been evidence perhaps not now but at least in the past that at some point eight did Smash things with stones therefore technically speaking they're in the Stone Age right yeah that's a bit of a stretch isn't it well I mean a lot of primas do use tools you know you've seen gorillas putting you know twigs and bits of grass down ant you know anthills to get out insects and things like that like but I mean they're not they're not fashioning hand axes or anything are they no I mean did we we knew this didn't we like that theyed it's nothing new I've seen I've seen plenty of like nature shows where thought you're going to say I've seen plenty of Apes plenty of nature shows where

they'll break something over a rock or use a rock to break something I thought so yeah also it's not it the the title uh the title of the article says chimpanzees and monkeys have entered the Stone Age but it actually says we now know that many mammals birds fish and even insects use objects so yeah I mean I mean I mean in this case the gorillas are using um or the the The Chimps or whatever using rocks but I mean they're kind of implying that lots of animals do it yeah so a fish also in the Stone Age yep I think so yeah so pretty soon we're going to see like fish pyramids y yep also strangely fish invented the wheel they just don't have a use for it yeah [ __ ] invent the [Laughter] flipper y weird yeah

oh chimp's pretty clever though yeah they are and you know what I went to the zoo last weekend I did I went to the zoo and um I basically like walked around kind of acknowledging each of the animals oh yeah there's a giraffe yeah pretty cool hippo yeah yeah um and then literally sat for about 30 minutes in front of the chimps because like you can just watch them do stuff and it's amazingly entertaining and yeah that's funny I'm going get this out of the way I don't really like zoos okay I just you know I find I find zoos a bit [ __ ] but also I want to educate myself about animals and you can't really just go and hang out in the wild and look at chimps right so I went to the zoo watch The Chimps but the parents were like doing their

own thing in their little house bit right and the two kids brothers were off playing towards the side and they wanted to swing on this little rope right but it's only big enough for one of them and they could not could not take it in turns so they would run up and try and be the first one on it and whoever was not the first one would just jump anyway and grab a hold of the one who had grabbed a hold of it and they would both come tumbling down right and then one but they did this over and over and over again because they just could not they could not take it in turns and then one of them grabbed the other one by the hand and led him back to the house and sat him down and acted like okay we're doing something else now and then got up and ran back and then the other one was like

realizing he'd been tricked and just could not allow his brother to be having fun without him chased him back and and the game continued exactly as it had been adorable yeah totes adorbs but not in the storage I've I've never paid to go to a zoo really does that mean you've never been to the zoo or you've only ever gone many times only gone for free right go on no that's it no what [ __ ] how you get tell me why you get in for free well there was parents taking me when I was young okay yeah then getting cancer right wait so if you have cancer you don't have to pay to get into the zoo yeah okay yeah that's fair and then I had someone staying with me once that worked at the zoo okay Y and then I got

then I just decided I don't enjoy going to the zoo sure so I just decided never to give the money and I never go back I'll say this the Sydney zoo is very expensive to go to yeah it is compared to other zoos and it's not like they've got better animals but it's more than twice the price of the zoo I went to on the weekend is that maybe just due to the amount of land that they're taking up in Sydney yeah it could be that God can you imagine they subdivided that they'd sold that for billions yeah yeah on the water in neutral Bay yeah [ __ ] anyway welcome back to multiple real estate gasm in the real world this time not in Skyrim that's right normally normally we talk about video game Real

Estate we'll be doing that again in November oh yeah fallouts out well speaking of games did you watch this Tomb Raider trailer I um yeah yeah I did just coincidentally I clicked on it today and I was I was actually uh kind of I don't know impressed by how just how good look how good the game looks I haven't played the first Tomb Raider I got the oh the um Xbox One Edition during a steam sale but oh not Steam Sale u xx yeah you haven't played it no I haven't I haven't cuz I've got Witcher haven't I no play this game it is an amazing game yeah I've heard that it's really great yeah well so I I haven't seen that but then I watched this trailer and it's actually just the stealth trailer for the games shows you how you can play it in stealth

mode but it I clicked on it out of Interest then it started I was like oh my God that game looks like just visually yeah so impressive looks lovely doesn't it yeah they actually had to come out and release a stealth trailer because they released a trailer a few weeks ago yeah and was basically showing her being a badass like going around killing people and they've go well she's not really meant to be a badass like that she's if you play the first game she's not like that yeah right everything she does is she's for survival and so this one people got upset cuz it's the internet and they get upset about things so I think that's why they've come out with the stealth one they go look that's just if you want to play it that way you can also play it this way where she's

just hiding do you remember when the first Tomb Raider came out as in the the previous Tomb Raider and you killed the dinosaur talking about the original Tomb Raider the original Tom Raider no the first reboot REM came out and um the trailer featured a guy grabbing her by the neck pushing her up against the wall and the internet went ballistic and said we will not play a game where L Croft gets raped and the the makers of the game were like whoa whoa no one gets [ __ ] raped all right yeah yeah she gets grabbed by a dude and you've got to escape from him he doesn't rape her even if you don't get away he doesn't rape you yeah yeah and then some some people like well I'm not buying a game if she doesn't get

raped in it yeah I at least want the option to watch her be raped yeah oh internet oh we love you actually I don't I hate you yeah do you I don't like the internet really I I know I like the internet I don't like people on the internet yeah cuz I go to so many sites and I'll read a news article and then about a new game that's coming out mhm I read the article and go yeah I don't really like to look at that game it's not for me and then just watching all the comments where people going just bitching and moaning that this they're releasing a game and it's sort of you don't have to buy it yeah yeah no one is forcing you to give the money and play this game if it's not your type of game that's okay mhm mhm

yeah yeah absolutely yeah people on the internet are very uh very strange you know we should link to that game review dot dot dot dot review by axman 13 this game is so essy amazing do you want to talk about this Trilogy meter thing I think this is interesting yeah all right so I found this online at Dan meth the other day which I thought was going to be a place maybe I could get some meore some meth yeah you were looking for meth I was looking for meth and so I I Googled my own name and the word meth and I found on this site but it's um it's more of a pop culture site than a place to get drugs um plus I live in a place where

they have the death penalty for drugs so I'm staying fairly clean while I'm here yeah fair enough do you know I went to Indonesia the other day right and I was actually I was in Indo the day they killed those two Aussies right oh yeah um okay and there is a special Visa that Australians have to get to go to Indonesia that nobody else has to have huh and like I went with a bunch of with a with a film crew and everyone is of completely different nationalities you know there's there's a New Zealand there's you know this and this is really mixed and everyone went right through and I had to go up and and buy this Visa

the the we don't trust Australians Visa well maybe you looked Shifty yeah maybe yeah you probably did you probably looked Shifty I've seen you that's true actually on a on a similar trip coming back one of the crew had found this beautiful piece of coral and decided he wanted to bring it back for each fish tank right yeah so um chucked in his bag um going through customs coming back in and he gets stopped and they go through his bag and they're like what is this and um he's like oh I just I was bring that back for my fish tank and they're like come with us sir and as and we thought oh they're just going to take that off and make him throw it out but then as as the police marched him

past us into this little room we heard him say how long you been smuggling coring sir and we're like [ __ ] so um yeah that took a while to clear up bloody hell not messing around eh but anyway I digress um on Dan meth.com he's put up a thing called the trilogy meter and it's a simple and easyto read bar graph that ranks the quality of film trilogies and there are some in here that are technically no longer trilogies uh but I think we can we can forgive it for now there's one in here that I find odd which one uh well I mean just looking at them I'm generally I'm like yep yep yep yep and then I got to Jurassic Park yeah odd

isn't it and I was like huh yeah so to start at the top right we've got Star Wars so it's got three bars the first one almost full so it's saying that the first Star Wars is excellent but not perfect the second one is full so it's saying the second one was even that bit better and the third one is not quite as high as the first but still very high in other words the first one was great the second one was [ __ ] amazing and the third one was very good I'm going to assume he means the original yes yes this is not um the phantom manace attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith I think we're talking about Star Wars Empire and Jedi and I would actually I would agree with this graph in this case Star Wars yeah I I I would maybe just go I

would have the first two at 100% look according to the graph yeah I I like them equally but if we're ranking them in terms of cinematic quality I do think the second one brought a kind of depth that none of the others first one included had yeah second one I don't quite agree with it's the Indiana Jones Trilogy first one perfect sure second and third equally almost as good and I really can't say that I thought the second one was as good as the first and third the second one actually is the uh Temple of Doom is the first one I ever saw so I have a fondness for it based on that but I I do agree maybe oh no you know what I do I really like the second one look the second one for me thinking about the the bridge at the end and stuff like that no

yeah yeah that's all great but you know what they were all all those gags that you like from the from the second one were taken out of the first one so if you read the original script for the last D it had the the Bridge gag where they cut the cut the bridge it had the falling out of the plane and so it's basically just when the first movie was popular they took all the bits that they had decided were too expensive or too hard or didn't quite fit in and shoved them into a new movie and wrote a story and I think what I loved it as a kid but as an adult when I watch it I'm really confused of the tone that this movie is trying to be because in one scene it's got a wise cracken kid making jokes and in the next scene it's got a KH death cult with guys ripping people still

beating hearts out of their chests right mhm Y and then also I don't know if you guys remember but Willie Scott like the chick yeah is [ __ ] annoying she just spends the whole film winging like a little [ __ ] it's like going on holidays with Dave you know what I me sure yeah no I I agree I agree um yeah just like I said I first one I saw so I've got very fond memories of it yeah I think I'm I think that's the first one I saw that's why I probably think High higher than what it is yeah the next one The Matrix mhm yeah I I I kind of agree with that I don't think the first one is that good personally but no I love the Matrix but there is a couple of things wrong with it which is why I like that it hasn't

gotten quite to the top yeah like it's brilliant but there's a couple of things in it that I cringe at every single time you know I disagree with the with the Alien films as well I disagree with the Alien films as well but we all know fine we all have different ideas I would have put one at the top I would have put two slightly lower and I would have put three quite a bit higher than they've got it yeah I actually don't mind Alien 3 at all yeah same yeah um I Mad Max I don't agree with really I think no no I think the first one is probably one of my favorites oh I just noticed they've got Thunderdome higher than the first yeah that's right yeah that's a bit odd Thunderdome is a bit of a mixed bag really yeah but I

definitely think Road Warrior is the better of them yeah definitely blade to oh we talked about blade also die hard I find a little strange I thought the third one would have been yeah actually I thought love the third one great and the second one is basically just the first movie but without being original yeah yeah so that's interesting but Jurassic Park is the most curious one on this list right only because and you probably know what I'm going to say I I agree with with the the ranking the rankings yeah it's just that the first one is so low yeah yeah this guy doesn't rate Jurassic Park that high it's it's like lower even than what's say uh what do we got on there that it's equal with well like it's on par with the almost with the first Star Trek film yeah Star

Trek the motion picture like really [ __ ] off Jurassic Park is like the best movie ever [ __ ] you to anyone who says it's not yeah but I just thought that was very strange like out of all of them that one sticks out for me as like huh like I would definitely not have ranked that I would have put I mean two and three I probably would have put where they have them but one would have been right up the top like it's you know it's a [ __ ] amazing movie maybe it's just because he noticed that he had a few movies that were like that so he just didn't want there to be a trend like he for the Matrix he's done it for planet of the AP so maybe he just didn't want to do it the same as he's done others it just goes to show though that not all

of not all sequels suck you know yeah true yeah that's definitely true like the Star Wars sequels don't suck the Indiana Jones sequels don't suck he's got Superman 2 ranked higher than Superman one and I would agree with that Superman 2 is a great film although good it's hard to divide those because you know those were filmed back to back yeah X-Men second one was better than the first Mad Max second one better than the first well the lot of the Rings Mak sense for that the back toback reason as well cuz they were literally the same time that's right Batman is on here and I assume he means the 80s Batman's it has to be but I still rank the first one higher than it's ranked on here yeah definitely yeah I well and Batman Returns as well but I'm I've got

to guess this is just be your own one Matt I [ __ ] love Batman Returns know you I know you love it so much they do it's great it's a great movie it's not a it's not a great movie it is it's great I will concede that you love it but I will not sit here and let you say it's a great movie it's so good it's got the best soundtrack ever it it's great penguins with missiles on them I know amazing hadah watched it the other day and I caught the end of it and it was just it's not a good movie God it's terrible you guys killing me so good you know what I have been watching this week what I've been watching a true crime series called the staircase have you heard of this no all right so I'm going to tell

you how I encountered this and then which is kind of in Reverse right but this is a very good series and you should watch it but I'm going to give you a little bit of a spoiler anyway okay okay so I read an article earlier in the year about a woman who was found dead at the bottom of a staircase in a a mansion in uh a Middle America right mhm and her husband was blamed for it for the murder uhuh and that was years ago and now they've come up with this Theory that they reckon an owl did it because she has these lacerations on her head and everyone was like could it

be a fall down the stairs it's not really conclusive to that could could he have beaten her it's not really conclusive to that either and they now think that maybe an owl just swooped down and grabbed onto her head [ __ ] all right anyway I I heard that theory and then I learned that there was a whole series made about this case watched it and no mention of the owl right that's the spoiler the owl doesn't come up in this series but if you do want to watch a a courtroom doco that shows kind of what happens to someone when they're accused of murder this is really [ __ ] interesting okay yeah that that sounds interesting yeah yeah it's kind of it's

it's akin to your um Paradise Lost kind of Doos said this is 81 hour episodes um but it doesn't really have a lot of the absurdity of that uh right you know he's not on TR just because he listens to Marilyn Manson yeah but it's the same type of thing yeah from a similar era H I might have to look into that yeah yeah same yeah it it it can be slow moving I don't mind that in this kind of case I want I wanted the details person I was watching it with felt it didn't move quick enough through the details uh so just bear that in mind okay yeah staircase thumbs up awesome cool anyone else in any movies yeah I recently went and saw

Fantastic 4 yeah I've been wanting to hear what you thought of it was it fantastic no really was not I think they were about to lose their license again so had to make another move mov mhm mhm I'm really not joking it is really bad okay um it's another reboot cuz you know they haven't done a movie in a while so you need to explain how they came about again yeah you got to make them dark and gritty too from what I've seen yeah every superhero has to be dark and gritty now yeah mhm yep um start of this movie is really weird like it's got the feeling that it's a small small town and in the 50s or 60s like kids going to the science fair and doing all this stuff and he's friend owns junkyard and just

it seemed like a movie that would have been made in the '90s huh interesting but it just comes out it makes you feel really old when it comes up 2007 and this kid in primary school right sure um look oh I'm trying to think so was a couple of weeks ago I saw it I heard that the direct I mean it's the director who did Chronicle and and uh and that was a pretty good movie and I've heard that he basically kind of had it taken away from him by the studio you know that it's a lot of that happens a lot yeah with these things um did you I mean did it from what I understand basically he made a film and he was really happy with it and then the studio said

ah go film this other stuff and they made him do a bunch of extra stuff so a lot of people said it feels like it's two movies kind of smooshed together is that is that accurate yeah I could maybe see that yeah cuz apparently his version was quite dark and almost horror uh and then they made him make it a bit more family friendly yeah and it is a family movie interesting but cuz well it should be I mean I don't want to play devil's advocate here but like it's a fantastic four yeah I agree it's not the dark night like it's it's not supposed to be all [ __ ] horror but there are things that they make no sense in the movie at all like Dr Doom where he comes into it and how he turns evil and cuz his Co

character he's oh the government's bad and they're doing all this bad stuff to the Earth and then he gets sucked into this other dimension gets left there and then when they go back they go yep I'm going to destroy the Earth now right right oh that makes sense yeah cuz the power there corrupted him and he's going to destroy the Earth but it's not really clear as to why he's now going to destroy I didn't feel and then he just runs around blowing people's heads up with his mind okay oh all right yeah see the thing Fantastic 4 is not like they're not they're not action heroes really even he's like they're scientists yeah so I mean although I guess with thing he he mostly just punches stuff I guess I don't I I haven't read a whole lot of

the comics but my understanding is that they're not they're not the way that they've made the films about them you know what I mean they really are more scientists than Heroes yeah so oh man I don't know I I I'm definitely not going to go see this at the movies no no what what uh people who who owns it is it Fox that owns yeah yeah Let It Go like you've had what four terrible movies that they've tried to put out it makes me wonder you know how we talked a while ago about how Marvel is removing um the X-Men and the Fantastic Four from all their merchandise yep and and they've actually stopped making the Fantastic 4 Comics they end the end of life those Comics I wonder if they saw

this film and then or somebody saw it went back to the office and was like guys we've got to distance ourselves this as much as possible wow or it maybe that they've finally gone a good way to maybe get this back is cuz the thing that keeps all these comic book movies going is the fact that there's still these comic books out there yeah let's just stop doing that for a while they'll find out they can't make the moves anymore we'll get our rights back and then we can start again yeah maybe cuz I think what they're playing nice with Spider-Man now right like they're sharing Spider-Man between the franchises yeah yeah he's he's allowed in Avengers and whatnot now yeah and so maybe Marvel went with them to the same idea for Fantastic 4 and theyve gone no we're going to keep it

like this they've gone fine we're not doing any of your work anymore mhm that's what I would do it's all just so petty cuz you look at it like the Fantastic for the bad movies get great advertising from Marvel cuz it's characters that I love and then a movie like Fantastic 4 comes out that's terrible and it horrible things to the actual comic book that it comes from yeah for sure yeah well I mean not that you have the opportunity to buy that comic book anymore anyway no all right so you don't give it a big thumbs up oh no I give it a big thumbs down do not I I'm just happy I got free tickets to go you don't pay to the zoo and you don't pay to go to Fantastic 4 what do you pay for Luke um a lot of Xbox games

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largest airline are doing Star Wars themed planes I want to go on the R2D2 one I mean you're not going to be able to see them from the inside obviously depends how themed they are on the inside yeah I guess we don't know do we there's no because piur of that I got on a Hello Kitty themed bus the other week right did you yeah and not on purpose like I didn't like it wasn't taking me to the Hello Kitty factory tour or something I mean like I was waiting at the bus stop and a bus painted up like Hello Kitty pulled up and I got on and the inside was also Hello Kitty themed all right there's Asia for you so these ones may be themed on the inside too that would be that would be interesting and it wouldn't surprise I

might get a chance to go on it you might get a chance yes I'm going to Japan next year going going Japan in April oh look if he says this like this is just a thing we should already know why he's going to Japan oh I can guess why but I don't know you want to announce it on the podcast yeah I'm going after April 23rd after my birthday sure yeah I'll [Laughter] see cool oh well you'll have to report back being so um so ambiguous about it people are going to think you're going there for sex Reasons I'm just going to say that they think you're going to go to a love Hotel yeah and that'll just reinforce I I am going to go to a love [Laughter] Hotel C you're saying you wouldn't go to a love hotel if you're over there no I

probably would yeah probably would yeah you know I've I've had several friends go to Japan right over the years and I've asked each and every one of them before they went I'll get it for you yeah see I've asked everyone everyone says they'll get it no one's got it you better [ __ ] get it what is it I will I want I want school girl panties out of a vending machine from the vending machine oh of course yeah right see I knew and I'm already going to be looking for it so I'll get yeah now look you you got to you got to come through for me because I'm beginning to think this is a myth and it doesn't really exist but I've been told it is real I know every now and again I read something and it be no it's not true but

no if you do go to the right area and they're hidden away they are there they must be there that's so gross yep yep y do you want a pear bat I mean are you guys going to uh you guys going to use them no you I just want to own them how do you use them well you know what they're for don't you no wait you don't know what they're for I have an idea is it something Beyond jerking off into well I mean they're for they're for smelling from what I understand see i' never actually thought of it that far you know what I mean that's my understanding is that that's that's what it's the smell that's why

you're getting used one just for the I'm gagg I'm gagging I told you that's why I was like what do you want them for I just want I just want to OD a pair to go hey I got some on the one hand I'm like yeah yeah that's it they are hilarious and so it would be interesting to see them but please don't use them no I'm I'm not going to open the packet they come in good but you can literally get anything in vending machines in Japan that's so I've heard no but you can get an iPhone yeah I know that or you can get like a bowl of soup I'm serious there's a vending machine or there used to be at least in uh in uh what's the art uh art on Oxford Street Art what's oh um Oxford Art Factory oord Art Factory uh there used to be a vending machine that gives you hot that

makes hot chips oh yes yeah that's right or fries for our us listeners fries makes fries it makes them like for you you put in the money and then you can hear it doing stuff and then it spits out of yeah thing of creepy fries you can get Milo hot Milo in vending machines over here cuz everyone's [ __ ] mad about Milo really yeah yeah so we you have no idea the like really specific things that people are into in other countries like here I just love Milo i f last time I had a Milo yeah I know well that's I mean people over here are into bubble tea so yeah what's bubble tea it's like uh it's it's tea with tapioca balls in it it's delicious yeah yeah I had one yesterday oh people over there love it

too they [ __ ] do man they do yeah that stuff's good tarot tarot milk tea with tapioca I just had the uh the the Honey Lemon iced tea and uh it's good it's refreshing what is this we should do a travel cooking show cultural nerdgasm that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and item to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time