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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and sometimes Dave you don't understand how sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat panus inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy we've talked a lot about how Hollywood keeps stealing our ideas did you guys you probably saw the email I sent you earlier this week about uh something that I noticed uh I'll it's getting out of hand to be honest I mean

yeah I agree we're getting we're getting no money over here for this [ __ ] you I don't want so much of the money but maybe just a little bit of credit no I want the money Luke I want the money yeah I wouldn't mind a bit of the money they're basically using us as a filter to decide what's going to be profitable but they're not paying us they want to see what the people want and they know that we know what the people want exactly so for those who don't know cuz I assume everybody except you guys doesn't know what I'm talking about is the other week I said that I really enjoyed the first Tri xx movie mov starring Vin Diesel and I was disappointed when they made the sequel with Ice Cube and it wasn't very good because I thought that Vin Diesel was

going to be successful in that film and I thought Rob Cohen the director was going to be very successful he did the first fast and furious yeah right so I talked about that the other week now Vin Diesel has signed on for triple x 3 with Rob Cohen to direct yeah and it's happening it starts shooting in December this is following our uh our request to have uh a Rampage film Rampage the video game starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson quite a specific request yeah yep that's happening now that's going to be a great movie it's it's really gotten out of hand now yeah and then uh and then Luke wanted to last stuff out of film yep and robot Tech is that also starring The Rock probably no no no rock in that I haven't decided who I want in that yet right and then and then also I've been

enjoying the films of James W and uh James Juan and now he's directing the Robo Robo Tech we should really decide once and for all how we're going to pronounce James you know what I mean I assume it's one one yeah yeah one one well speaking of which I mean you're right Matt this has gone completely out of hand and yeah the the the proofs in the pudding um I I found a a a a clip for a trailer um really online this week and I wouldn't mind if you could play it for us now Matt so that we can he just how blatant the the plagiarism of Hollywood has gotten on multiple nerdgasm what I would call intellectual property all right all right let's uh let's play this back something is lurking in the piga

scrub with someone or something crawling around here and there's only one man who can track him down let's get to the point star in Liam niss as Terry small shoe you see him now sir well it's a tiny tiny little he'll discover there's more going on than meets the eye there's a horrible sex slave trade going on but will he get too close to this abominable creature I've contracted AIDS coar in Rose B I'm actually a bit bored man the things I would do to her and Willam defo as the Sasquatch there will be no survivors from Acclaim director James Wan comes Sasquatch watch the movie wow out this summer ideas stolen from

multiple nerdgasm as I said before I've got fullblown AIDS wow so there you have it I mean they're just literally just dipping into the well now yeah I mean they did they did name droppers so yeah I mean at least we're getting some recognition yeah it's better than nothing but it's pretty close to nothing I I'm not getting it's as close to nothing as you can get while still getting something cuz I'm not getting any money is my point yeah what it is I still would see that movie you mean trip x 3 you want to see Triple X 3 yeah no I actually wasn't a triple X fan really n might have something to do with the fact I haven't seen it yet yeah I haven't seen and I just assume I like it

that's probably probably a factor and I actually didn't know there was a tri X2 so when I found out there was a tri x 3 the first thing I said was there's a tri X2 you know what else triple XX starred Vin Diesel it also starred Asia Argento Dario argento's daughter oh right yeah who who then went on to not be in a big us film ever again yeah she she looked like she was going to become a big star there for a little bit and then she just didn't she just did not yeah she's um she's a bit oddl looking so I think it could have gone either way she's like she's interest she's interesting looking yeah yeah yeah she's not not a typical Starlet so true despite that she did enjoy getting a kid off yeah yeah yeah and and yeah we

enjoyed it as well yeah yeah we did now Luke we've discussed your failure to visit Mars quite a lot yep yes um and you know I'm it's a constant source of disappointment for for us as as hosts of the show and I'm sure for the listeners as well and um it's been further exacerbated this week because NASA has begun training people who are going to Mars um obviously not including you oh they've started yeah so I don't even get a chance to apply for it no they're in Hawaii well no and this this is of course this is not Mars one this is not a uh downloader form and and we'll send you to Mar type of organization this is probably actually happening um so they've got a bunch of

people out uh near a dormant volcano in Hawaii in in this kind of wasteland is area uh and for a year they're going to be living in isolation inside a habitat as if they are on Mars they basically have to they bit of roleplay they have to pretend that they're on Mars they're cosplaying as martians I would love that yeah I know you would that's why I thought this is especially disappointing considering go to have the Xbox set up I can still download stuff it' be fine it's basically your life except you don't have to go to work yeah and they pay you yep or technically he doesn't go home from work that's right I also love the fact that these NASA guys have gone okay we're going to put you for a year um where do you think most resembles the

surface of Mars and instantly they've gone Hawaii yeah yeah like can we visit the Mars is no of course you can't like correct me if I'm wrong but Mars would be freezing cold right yeah yeah it's further away from the Sun so you know the coldest place on Earth must be be warm compared to the surface of Mars I would assume right because Mars is infinitely further away from the Sun than the the coldest place on Earth than yeah than Greenland right right so so I would I would have thought Hawaii was not perhaps a comparable temperature is what I'm saying how is how is the surfing on Mars yeah that's right probably not great how's the PO I do have a question cuz I'm just looking at the pictures as well why do

they have a tardis a tardis they have a tardis they do in the habitat I just noticed that yeah well um the short answer is because they're a bunch of nerds yeah ah yeah yeah almost certainly that's probably it so I mean yeah basically these people have to live as if they're going to be on Mars for year and it's experiment to make sure that they don't all kill each other in a you know Lord of the Flies style situation how many you think are coming out pregnant yeah right yeah there's four guys and three girls how many are coming out pregnant what kind of sperm cocktail can they pump into each of those women yeah so yeah isue it's basically to see uh whether they kill each other because apparently this is the longest one of these that they've ever done well I mean

this looks pretty horrific if you like privacy uh because it's basically just a really big tent with an American flag hanging up it yep for someone like Luke this is ideal yep cuz he just doesn't give a [ __ ] no am I the only person who the the first question I ask is what's the bathroom situation here well look I mean there's only seven of them so uh although having said that I I got to say want to share a bathroom with six other people see here's the yeah right I work in an office with adults right mm however a couple of times a week I go into the bathroom and I've got to deal with some some [ __ ] that I shouldn't have to deal with yeah like actual [ __ ] well not not actual [ __ ] necessarily I

have had to deal with that in the past but I mean in this case liquids of various kinds on on the toilet seat that I mean as a grown man working with other grown men I mean mostly because there I mean I'm a I'm a programmer uh there's not a whole lot of women in my office particularly on my floor there are a few few they're not on my floor mhm so it's other grown men I mean who does that as an adult so someone does someone does and they Vis my office regularly as well yeah that's one of those things you have to deal with now I didn't see this but somebody in my office recent because we share we have a a toilet for each floor and on each floor there's several businesses like on our floor there's Us Red Bull is opposite um right Daniel Wellington watches us down the hall and

you have to leave you're a little private office and and go to the shared toilets right on each floor yeah um people in my office have seen and reported back a dude from somewhere else in the building we don't know where he works who washes his dick in the sink well I mean where else are you going to wash it yeah I mean I I guess but imagine that imagine walking into the toilets seeing some dude with one foot up on the on the bench and his balls hanging above the sink how's it going yep just this is this is just washing the old dick like does he think that's normal is he like good day how's it going just washing the old penis as usual as we all do Sor were you going to

wash your dick here I can move down yeah does he think that's normal I want to know why are your dick is getting so dirty that it requires running water to clean it in that environment yeah like what has he done to the toilet that he needs to wash his penis afterwards yeah he's like my dick is filthy now filthy yeah so uh hopefully these people won't have to deal with that uh in preparation go to Mars I like to think they're doing are these people ever going to go to Mars or are they just doing a test to see what it's like to live in the isolation I think uh it's both I I mean I don't know if these are the specific people that they want to

send to Mars because I know that NASA has planned to do that have do you guys seen uh the Martian the film The Martian is coming out soon uh it's a film adaptation of the book which is apparently very good I haven't read the book um no no neither I would like to uh but um Neil degrass Tyson Degrassi J Tyson yeah um did this week I mean I mean he didn't do it by himself I assume unless he's very very talented he there was a uh it's an ad for the film sort of but it's basically like uh an episode of Cosmos from the future where he's he's kind of a bit graying and it's uh he's talking about the Aries Mission which is what the

Martian is about it's a mission to Mars that Matt Damon's character gets stuck there for some reason but he's talking about that mission like it's about to happen but other Mars missions have already happened and he's talk so it's actually quite it's it's a thing where that guy him him just talking about space just just makes me really excited and makes done more with my life like I watched this video and I'm like [ __ ] I wish I was involved yeah you know I wish I was going to Mars you should download a form then I should I should pay the money leave it at that and leave it at that and then just leave it I'm sure on the reserves list or something yeah you're probably you're probably not because they don't know they don't know who didn't fill in

the form they're not going to track you down based on bank statements no they're G you're going to get a phone call from Degrassi junor Tyson and he's going to be like Luke we need you imagine imagine that we see you've downloaded the form but how come you you didn't fill it out and send it back yeah yeah you are the most qualified out of all waiting for you yeah exactly the [ __ ] ships on the Launchpad Luke I'll tell you looking at some of those other videos of the people that did apply I I wouldn't say that Luke wouldn't be in with a chance no well we'll just keep it ey out there for the next one and we'll send mine yeah the Mars 2 project you've got the forms right do you reckon you could just submit them now give it a try do it I'll go through my email I'm probably still

got it I have to make a video do it see we can't kind of let you down there because we we did tell you that we were going to produce you a great video yes and then I kept waiting for that I came up and then never happened but I don't like bringing that up it's our fault is it I don't like to talk about that part well Luke I mean I could say that Matt and I were ready every day with the camera and you just you just never showed up from whatever state you live in yeah ter Tre well look if you want to try and do it now if you if you come up to my house we can do it we can make you a f okay yeah all right next time I'm up we're filming my video for me to go to Mars all right it's probably way too late but we'll do it anyway yep and then we'll

post just ends up on our web on our YouTube channel somebody did make us a poster though I know at the very least we could have sent the poster everybody went to some effort except Luke yep you guys know that Pokemon is pretty serious business these days uh I think uh the Pokemon world championships have definitely come a long way yeah I mean you don't [ __ ] around when it comes to Pokemon not if you value your make it into the championship now you're happy you didn't yeah it was on the cards was it you're pretty good at Pokemon you downloaded the form I once entered a Pokémon no I entered a Pokémon Championship once when I was tournament things I got past the first round that went this is stupid and

just didn't go back for the second round what I see I didn't know that you were a big Pokémon fan Luke I'm not I had no idea what I was doing I think the other person suck you may not have done really well long term then hey I'm undefeated I think a four foot counts as a defeat yep well I mean the Pokemon world championships are pretty serious business and uh apparently they're even more serious to to two people this year um they were held in Boston and uh two people have been arrested after they were found to have uh two uh kind of military rifles a 12ga shotgun and an AR-15 rifle along

with several hundred rounds of ammunition uh and also a hunting knife in their car um and you might be saying well I mean it was in the car um this was after they posted pictures of them with posing with the uh with the weapons on Facebook saying they were going to kill the competition uh at the at the Pokemon world championship so uh I mean yeah it's it's I mean I just don't understand why it matters that much you know no and and and if you lose at a game of Pokemon right I mean I don't know the game very well right if you lose and then kill the person in real life does that mean you've won like no because your Pokemon's still lost yeah I thought to win so there's nothing

in the rules that says but if you kill them in real life the game is changed unless they were planning to use these weapons on other people's Pokemon that doesn't really I don't really see how they could win shooting Pikachu in the face with a shotly yeah I love they' they've got a photograph here of all their gear that they brought along with them and it's the two guns that you mentioned all of the ammunition the hunting knife and it's also got their mobile phones here and I was like well yeah I can see that they had all this stuff on them but they probably just had their phones because everyone has their phones all the time you don't have to say this was their equipment hunting knives guns just showing the evidence

they have they would have been sending the messages from their phones to I like the one thing where someone actually wished them luck yeah good luck they he responded with with killing the competition yeah so strange so the re and in particular the reason that this was such a big deal you may be wondering can't you just in the US can't you just have guns in in the boot of your car you probably can but these guys didn't have a license so yeah not only had they been saying I mean making vague threats uh they also illegally had these weapons so the but I mean these are weapons that you could have legally had if they just gone and gotten the license right oh very much so I mean I I don't know for

sure but I believe so oh no they are definitely legal weapons yeah I'm sure they probably are yeah yeah yeah but uh in this case they weren't so so anyway uh if you're uh if you're thinking of trying to cheat your way to the top of the Pokemon Championship um literally advertise it before you go yeah literally shooting people's probably not the way to go so were the cops waiting for these guys based on these tweets or yeah I think I mean because they obviously they didn't actually do anything at the event we would we would have heard it if millions of nerds had been gunned down yeah so I think they just uh from from the Facebook posts of whatever they were notified and then they searched their car and then they found the weapons so yeah yeah yeah I

think that's what's happened yeah serious business but it's not really of course not serious business that came out of it's Pokemon it's Pokémon yeah love at this website that this article has posted on the very last line is so are you glad that this threat was resolved leave your comments below what the [ __ ] no I wish a whole bunch of people have been killed and don't give the internet the option to say that you know yeah it's the internet it'll it'll make inappropriate comments on its own you're just tempting fate oh oh yeah tempting fate Matt do we have any sandwich spokesperson pedophilia news this

week of course we do we got to jiggle for sandwich spokesperson pedophil news yes we do man how5 wrong it sandwich Spooks put and pedophilian news so um I go I don't know we haven't talked about this before I don't think have we talked about this before the fact Jared this the Subway sandwich guy is a pedophile look anytime someone comes out as a pedophile is that what they call it they come out Mom Dad I've got something to tell you anytime that somebody's revealed to be a pedophile it's never somebody they go what him no way it's

always y could guessed that and and Jared from Subway is no exception y now it's it's not news that he's a pedophile really no that's new that is new that's been going around for a while yeah apparently but what is what what this is about is the fact that not only is he a pedophile he's also got this charity that he started the um what is it called the [ __ ] the Jared Foundation the Jared Foundation uh that has uh so far not issued a single Grant to anybody yeah um but do you know that the the managing director of the charity is also a pedophile and they used this charity apparently to like get kids for each other F I didn't know that yeah is that serious yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah so not only is this a fake charity but it's a fake charity where kids get [ __ ] by two gross men I'm laughing but it's not funny and it's not like they really hit it really well they just sent girls text messages to go hey can you get any of your friends that are younger yeah yeah Jesus Christ so they've raised well the the the charity was worth $15 million apparently and uh well there were a lot of business trips to places like Thailand that were necessary Jesus Christ they said they give $2 million to schools and Community groups to fight childhood obesity uh Which F cuz no one wants to [ __ ] a fat child but so far their energy level just isn't up done anything they haven't done anything well then they won't now no no because hopefully they're all going to

jail yeah but wasn't W people even looking into this back when they weren't doing anything cuz the Charity's been around for a while yeah I guess it's hard to to scrutinize a charity yeah oh you got to give him a chance to to to get it all together and do something like you can't I mean I mean if I started a charity tomorrow it wouldn't be really fair to say next week well what have you done well I've done anything yet cuz I I've a couple of kids yeah exactly give me to do the charity stuff as well yeah first things first yeah but once I'd finished doing that I did some other stuff as well yeah did I paid the money the kids got money and that's all the charity said it was going to do [Laughter] did you hear about the game that Subway released the day that Jared was sort of

Arrested what no it's a game where you play with Jared's pants and try and help him catch healthy food oh my God what do you mean you play with his pants you you it's one of those like basket games so you got Jared's pants and you're going to move it left to right he had the big pair of pants that was his trademark yeah oh so you have to catch sandwiches in his pants yep right so yeah just play with Jared's pets sandwiches or children yeah wow well there you go so not only is he a pedophile he's also a con artist apparently so go Jared well done oh I don't like the fact he got a plea deal you got a deal maybe he dobbed in the other two yeah yeah he's only going to do 5 to 12 and a half years yeah but you know what they do to [ __ ] withs like him in prison I think 5 years is not

going to be a good 5 years for him [Laughter] you know what I mean they B pretty much because if they release in the general population bad stuffs will happen to them so they just live in isolation again my dream well it depends how much they care about it you know we'll just look this way for a minute yeah have you guys uh you guys seen some nipples this week yeah seen a couple week seen a few yeah there's uh apparently in in New York in particular there's nipples all over the place some of them I think looking at these photos probably best not best not popped out in public but now Matt all nipples are beautiful are they are they all beautiful Dan is that well who are we to judge who are we to say which nipples are uh

uh you know we'll see so this is a mass protest that women are saying that in order to have equal rights they should be able to get their tits out in public well I don't know if it's see I've heard M multiple things about this I thought the original point of this was something to do with breastfeeding children uh but apparently that's not the case it's just about the fact that um apparently in New York since 1992 it's been legal to walk around with your tits out but no one does so somebody's decided we should yeah well we all should and they've organized a protest and now a bunch of women are but they all have words like phrases like equal rights painted across their bare breasts and things yeah I guess I mean is it it because like the whole um Instagram

thing where guys can have their tops off and girls can't and yeah but this I mean not to sound like a party pooper but there's a reason that guys can have their tops off and women can't like it's not it's not the same thing you know what I mean it's yeah I mean I I can't help but agree with you Matt I mean it's I can understand why these people would say it's the same but it's not really the same is it I mean I mean physically yes it's the it is literally you know like if you're only talking if you take away anything other than than the physical fact that men and women both have no shirts on yes it's the same but that's not how life works yeah not the world have a problem with it yeah that's right there there is a there is a a sexual

thingamabob associated with boobies and uh and that's why women aren't supposed to get them out thanks Dr Matt I am a I am a Scientist and that is my is my scientific opinion I have no problem at all any women want to rock on topless go for it Luke you bring up a good point I mean I certainly wouldn't discourage any women from going topless around me no you know what I don't care well it's not that I just don't care I I probably prefer if they did get their tits out more more times than not you know yeah we encourage it yeah and that makes me a feminist yeah yeah so I mean I guess I don't quite understand the point of it so they're allowed to do it they have been since 1992 so they're having a big big uh

protest to say that they're allowed to do something that they already are allowed to do yeah funny they're trying to make it not legal now as well who is the mayor of and police commissioner of New York why is he care no one's doing it until now until he said something no one was doing there are people doing it now there are people remember we're in New York and we saw the Naked Cowboy yes like run and he's right one that's all he's wearing that's not a topless woman that's a guy in a g string with a guitar that's a little different there are women there now doing that pretty much that same thing but are they doing that now because they were going to say oh you

can't do it anymore or were they doing it before and that's why I think they were doing they've started doing it but now the May's come out and G we want to stop that this hilarious thing that's happening now where people have started protesting kind of after it's too late like yeah like that whole thing when America finally legalized gay marriage across the board and everybody to show support uh changed their Facebook picture to a rainbow picture right and I was like wa wait this needed support when it was wasn't a thing not when it is like I just didn't understand that and people were saying to me oh you're against gays are you're not changing your picture I'm like why would I change my picture now yeah gays can get married now they don't need me to change my

Facebook picture well I mean I could go topless on Facebook but uh does everyone know that changing your Facebook picture means [ __ ] to everyone no apparently changes nothing they don't know that Luke they think that it matters they think they're changing your Facebook all it meant was that I couldn't tell who was messaging me after time it it means that you are less bigoted I think that's the point of it is it's it's a it's a way to show that you are not one of those people that doesn't like gays yeah but you know what I do to show just treat everyone the same yeah Luke you you you hit the nail on the head buddy yeah if just treat every with the same and yeah no one can

accuse you of being a bigot if you just treat everybody with respect well they can they can because you didn't change your Facebook picture yeah yeah don't L on the Facebook that was meant to change my picture I don't I don't I don't go on there very often either I wouldn't have anyway well you were and you didn't so now you're a bigot no I didn't either pretty sure Matt didn't too no I didn't Terry smallo did but we all know he's getting ready for those gays to be able to get I didn't but I also never told gay people they couldn't get married so no that's true that's true I find that uh just not not oppressing people it works better than changing my Facebook profile picture yeah you know not I mean I forbid gays to be married but I did change my Facebook picture and

I think in the world that we live in that's worth a lot more yeah I've never told a gay person they couldn't get married uh that was my mistake I I should have just changed my profile picture and then and done that yeah you wouldn't have had to you've could have done whatever you wanted yeah exactly but uh yeah so I mean I don't quite I don't understand why this topless thing is happening I don't I just I mean I just don't really understand it I I I do but I don't you know they were allowed to be topless so now they're protesting because they're allowed to be topless I don't uh because I didn't realize that they were going to maybe not be allowed to be topless well here's the thing do they want to be

topless or is this just for the sake of it do you know what I mean I don't understand because if if women if women say to me look Dan I want to be topless full stop okay end of [ __ ] story I want to be topless and the government doesn't allow me to and all women feel like this then I would say well okay we've got a problem on our hands here all these women want to be topless and the government is standing in their way but I don't know that necessar I walked around topless what it says is Right Rachel Jesse an actress and model who leads the go toess group in New York City explained that Sunday's topless campaigners want women to have the same right as men to go topless in public she says our goal is for equal gender topless rights to be enforced worldwide

freeing women's nipples that will not happen anytime soon can you imagine I'm sorry that you imagine Saudi Arabia saying exct cover your [ __ ] face and hair tits out is okay though and you can get a burer with like holes at the front to see the rests through yeah could it just be people just need to protest something yeah I think this is one of those things where she was bored and she was like where can we get our tits out New York let's have a protest in New York with our tits out does she have nice tits is there a picture of her tits here on the website uh actually at the top what's her name yeah okay it's the top picture yeah you know what yeah I'm going to say yeah cuz yeah I mean the very the very top

picture I'm going to say yep of all of them yeah oh yeah yeah I can see why she wants yeah to get her she's she she's all right yep yeah so yeah I don't know yeah I just don't I just don't understand our goal is for everyone to be able to see our amazing breasts she said H yeah yeah like I said there's a reason that that no one gives a [ __ ] when a guy's got his shirt off and people do care when women have theirs off and if you need me to explain why then you're an idiot I just went to the gop.org website just to have a look yeah I'm one of the latest things they've got they've got thing latest news and one of the things is inde indecency laws anti topless laws harm brains of women and

girls that just I don't get it so I I guess this is a it's the principle of the thing kind of thing right yeah yeah I I mean if they want to if they want to do this I've got literally no problem I know but that's the thing right this because you want to you're happy to look at a pair of tits yeah no actually I I standing in the way of this who is going tits I just don't I mean this whole men and women are the same business I don't get it they're not the same like I don't you know they're not I'm not trying to be sexist they're not the same and women are fundamental differences yeah we've got different bits right like what what do you want I I could see where some like some sites

are going to keep it no matter what like you've got Instagram mhm theirs isn't because they're trying to put down women and say can't be topless right that's because if they allow women to be topless people will be posting new pictures of themselves who are underage so if that a blanket rule it keeps him covered the yeah because the fact is Right a guy with his shirt off is not necessarily like considered sexual that's it I'm going to start protesting I want guys to have to wear tops all the time a woman a woman with a top off whether you believe it to be correct or not and but unfortunately for you if you don't believe it to be correct 90% of the world believes that it is a sexual thing to have a girl with a tits out right mhm that's the problem they're

better off to protest the other way make everyone wear tops exactly right yeah yeah that's more fair make it equal that way I mean where is this going to go okay like down the track if guys are allowed to have their dicks out in public right women are going to protest we should be allowed to have dicks out as well and everyone's Matt's going to be on this podcast going women don't have dicks and they're going to be like not the point we should have the right to have our dicks out stop oppressing me stop oppressing us with our non dicks um no but but then on the other hand right I say that but on the other hand there's all this business about because I thought this was something to do with breastfeeding kids and CH in in public right which I think is I think it's

[ __ ] [ __ ] that that people are mad about women breastfeeding in public if you want to breastfeed your kid [ __ ] anywhere I don't give a [ __ ] like there's nothing sexy about breastfeeding a kid right like go go for doing it wrong Matt um lactating women is a fetish for I think I think it's really awful that women are embarrassed about that kind of stuff in public I really do I think that's that's stupid like it's it's a it's a [ __ ] so normal it's like one of the most normal things ever breastfeeding a kid [ __ ] do it wherever you want I don't care but then but then this this is just strange to me because I don't quite know what the point of it is you know mhm mhm yeah I think we've said

enough B all nipples um is there is there is there any [ __ ] idiot news this week Matt there is actually there's a there's there's quite a quite a couple quite a bit of it yeah quite a bit of it do we have a jingle for [ __ ] idiot news let [ __ ] news let [ __ ] OT news it's [ __ ] idiot news it's [ __ ] idiot news it's [ __ ] idiot news so do you want to start which one do you want to start with uh let's start with a guy who was bitten by a rattlesnake while trying to take a selfie with said rattlesnake so I saw this article and at first I was like H it's not that funny but then as you if you read the article it is it is pretty

funny so why don't you tell us the story right so this guy uh in from Lake Elenor uh I'm not sure where that is somewhere in the US uh he was bitten by rattlesnake as he was trying to take a selfie with it and I thought oh well you know I can see how that would be appealing like as a snake on the ground and you're trying to get a foot of yourself with the snake no no no no he picked he picked the rattlesnake up and put it around his neck yeah yeah and then tried to take a selfie of himself with it around his neck and he's lucky that it only bit him on the hand and he'll probably lose his hand yeah because of it was he holding the snake or did he just wrap it around his head he popped it around his neck and tried to take a photo and then it uh bit the

hand that was holding it there yeah bit him on the hand yeah luckily if it had bit him on the neck or on the face he'd be dead yeah a bystander made this comment it was really thick and had 10 rattles on it it was rattling it was pretty mad of course it was the guy picked it up put it around his neck like a [ __ ] [ __ ] yep y I love this though Gomez's mother meanwhile has shared his embarrassing story saying it's the best way to teach her son a lesson quote I told him the news people had been calling and he said Mom you'd better not and I said I'm going to I'm going to teach him a real good lesson when he gets home no mercy for him absolutely right you're suddenly died no

he yes but because he was an idiot and he used to be we taught a lesson yeah yeah tried to teach him the lessons beforehand I think this man's mother is doing the right thing yeah he needs to be shamed into never doing something like that again well I mean he's going to have a stump where his hand used to be uh that that'll be a reminder lesson learned perhaps yeah um but the other idiot news that I enjoyed this week is uh there's a there was a woman who uh let me double check exactly where she was uh she was boarding her flight in uh Beijing Capital International Airport y uh and she was told that she couldn't bring her $200 of cognac onto the flight as it exceeded

the 100 Mil liquid limit yeah so she decided it would be best to skull the whole bottle of cognac uh and then became very very drunk mhm and uh and was then not allowed to to enter the plane anyway because she was rolling around on the floor screaming well I mean I guess I guess she is getting the technicality there you know it's uh you're not allowed to have you know a 750 mil bottle on a plane but you can have 750 Ms worth of liquid inside you sure uh but um you're also not allowed to be intoxicated when you get onto a plane yeah so uh yeah they don't like it when you get drunk on there [Laughter] either I love that it's uh they didn't explicitly State the size of the bottle

but it says exceeded the 100 Mil limit by 700 mil so it was a 700 mil bottle of cognac yeah and she's just chugged it yeah it's the standard Remy Martin size I believe uh see I know where she went wrong I know where she went wrong oh all right so okay I think we've got a jingle for this while the other brothers are doing time listen up y it's C crimes how would you smuggle a large bottle of alcohol onto a plane not have to smuggle right what she did was the she chugged the entire bottle she only had to drink 600 mil and she could have taken the rest on fine was that last was that last drak that put her over that's a good point so you reckon you could you could chug 600 Ms and be all right how strong is cognac do you know I've I don't know I've ever had cognac no I don't I've I have either

um I think I think it might be a 30% H okay all right so it's pretty potent yeah compared to beer yes yeah I mean you can drink 600 Ms of beer and not really be too bad no I I frequently you just need to pee yeah yeah I do that a lot yeah I don't know a whole lot about cognac oh it's made from Champagne so it's like a fortified wine but made from Champagne is that what it is all I know is you drink it warm you don't drink to have it chilled okay and you you just chug it yeah well yeah you drink it at the airport she was drunkenly screaming and rolling on the floor uh they placed her in a wheelchair and allowed her to sleep at

the airport until a family member came to pick her up so I'm pretty sure she's not getting a refund for that ticket probably not no I wouldn't imagine so Prett cool wow it's actually 40% okay right so she was she was pretty pretty wasted she's like I used to be on a week night except she kept her clothes on how's that going great do you uh do you suspect that maybe you're suffering from Wi-Fi sickness Luke have you ever thought about that no cuz I don't use Wi-Fi at home cuz it's evil do you really not I don't think that means it doesn't go into your house though no I actually do have Wi-Fi at home I just do think Wi-Fi is evil but not for it's not making me sick I just don't like the fact it drops out oh all right you just you're not very you just don't like it

yeah I don't like it right I thought we're going to get some kind of interesting uh an interesting take on the whole Wi-Fi thing but parents of an anonymous student I assume anonymous because this story is quite embarrassing he's embarrassed by his parents yeah uh they alleg that the wi-fi at the school uh the face School in South burrow in Massachusetts us uh they believe the Wi-Fi is making their child sick so uh this child is uh what do they call they have G's syndrome often referred to as EHS uh which is a controversial uh Affliction that makes you uh extra sensitive to electromagnetic um signals I guess in the airwaves and they

believe that this is making their child ill or you know it's having a negative effect on their on their life uh and apparently this G syndrome is is controversial because um most doctors think that it's [ __ ] yeah not real yeah also Matt you'll have to correct me if I'm wrong because I don't you I'm not an expert in the tech field right but Wii is just around us right I mean it doesn't doesn't come to you just because you've got router these days if you exist in the western world in in particularly this person obviously lives in in Massachusetts so they live potentially in a very uh builtup area of the United

States built up I don't think you could get away from Wi-Fi that easily these days so I think the one thing that they're trying to say is in this case it's not Wi-Fi it's actually new router they've gone to cuz they've gone to the new 5 GHz over the older 2.5 right they're trying to say an actual type of Wi-Fi that's causing the problem but still I'll be honest I don't want to say that this isn't real because do you guys I know that some people don't get this but but I've noticed this do you get a thing where you can when something electronic in the house is turned on because you can you can hear a little oh yeah yeah yeah and so I mean some people don't have that apparently although I'm not sure if that's true but but I certainly do okay yeah maybe you

know I could walk into a room and go oh there's something something turned on in this room electric is turned on sometimes I can't sleep because I can hear something in the L room and I'll just have to kind of find it and switch it off at the wall for some reason it's actually make a noise it's just that something is on yeah right correct and so I mean you know I get that sometimes and so I do understand that sometimes electronic devices do whatever that is but I mean what it's supposed this is causing them to become ill like what are the effects of this like headach I don't understand what they expect to get out of suing the school they believe this is giving him noisier headaches chest like I don't know man but I mean even if the school takes

out all its routers that's not going to make this guy no free of Wi-Fi as far as I know basically not leave the house and the house needs to be in the middle of nowhere also if if this guy suffers from this Affliction why should everybody else suffer as a result so yeah I see what you mean apparently the new Wi-Fi routers that operate at 5 GHz instead of the older equipment's 2.5 GHz caused G to suffer a host of serious symptoms so what's that's Wireless N versus Wireless G is that what that is like I think so but I like the ranging he goes to symptoms with ranging from nausea rushes to headaches and even chest paint he's got stressed from his parents could

be yeah his parents are idiots they're going they're going oh those new rouers they they're causing problems for you aren't they no no not really oh they are yeah they are the I'm fine yeah I don't know it's no that exposure to Wi-Fi can have cellular effects she wrote who's this The Physician that diagnosed him cellular as in like cellulous the cells inside your body is it known that I don't think it is known that no it's not known that no no that's that's no that's not a fact now with this they go to court next week I say we keep an eye out you for this story find out what happened yeah because I mean it's possible that we're we're laughing but maybe we're the wrong where we're wrong like maybe this stuff really is

[ __ ] us up yeah yeah maybe we're about to come down on the wrong side of History yeah like you know they say mobile phones don't cause you know cancer or or problems or anything like that and uh some people are like oh they do they don't want you to know about it like I don't know I don't know who the [ __ ] it is that this I don't know trying to keep this [ __ ] from me yeah there's a lot they don't want me to know that's why I'm going to get ready to change my Facebook photo exactly Luke's Luke's photo is not rainbow let's give him some cancer oh wait well they're going to you know it's too late you only get it once yeah looks immune now so jokes on them no but no yeah they go to court next week and all they trying to get before is an injunction at the moment to just turn

off the Wi-Fi while they deal with it turn off the the Wi-Fi yeah while they deal with it there's too much Wi-Fi on I can't think right now you know what's a good idea turning off wi-fi at a university that'll solve all their problems what is a good idea is looking for Nazi gold well I don't know Matt I mean Poland is pretty much saying please don't come here looking for Nazi gold where am I supposed to go well the thing is apparently there was a train in uh in Warsaw somewhere uh carrying a lot of Nazi gold and it's been missing since World War II and people have been looking for it someone has come out and said they know where it is um and if if you find it with the help of their Clues then they will they will split it with you and Poland has said please please

don't why don't they just go get it is Nazi gold different to normal gold um I think you don't have to feel bad about stealing it I see yeah but I mean people refer I mean it's quite specific when people talk about gold there's gold na there Nazi gold yeah it's like it's two different things like is it D why are you playing Prison Architect what it's it's just on I'm not playing it Steve just popped up and said there's playing Prison Architect oh we talking about Nazi gold and he starts playing prison AR sa in the background okay I'm not playing it right now now got him in the mood pretty fun no but it's just the implication is that Nazi goal is somehow more valuable because it's infused with

suffering yeah Nazi suffering or Jew suffering well I mean clearly not yeah Jew suffering is what I meant yeah well I mean not just the Jews they they they were mean to a lot true they stole that gold from everyone didn't they don't want to belittle of the gypsies and and other people that they were to I'm a sexuals yeah that's them pretty much the human race yeah the B tried to help they were not keen on the Bolsheviks anybody who tried to help any of the people that they weren't keen on if you were German you tried to help some of those people they didn't really give a [ __ ] about you either but yeah Nazi gold interesting uh I assume it's yeah it's worth about the

same as normal gold but uh yeah it's like you said it's it's just it's okay to take yeah that's right unlike normal like if if you stumble across a crate of normal gold you're kind of obliged to figure out who it belongs to where if you come across a crate of Nazi gold it's it's okay to just you know help yourself trade that in for where do you take Nazi gold to get to trade it in a good point actually CU if I if I went into the bank and I was like I just like to trade in this gold also I'd like to point out that I found this this was not my gold right y I want make make that perfectly clear you just got to one of those Cash for Gold places in the shops wouldn't you I don't know that I want to take it in anywhere around that around like that around here you

know just pop in and like yeah this is just some gold that I have lying around the house it's got a got a yep that little Eagle on there never mind that little symbol the Eagle's uh carry some old uh Tibetan cross on there too not really sure what that is yeah don't worry about that what's it worth what's it worth yeah I've never actually seen Nazi gold in real life but I imagine it's impressive I can't think of a reason I would have either at no but I bet it's impressive like well you've changed your tune really quickly from what's the difference to I bet it's impressive I bet it would really impress me no because I was just thinking about it right if I found a crate of gold

right and I opened the lid and it was gold bars I'd be like I be like wow gold bars right but if I opened a crate right and it was gold bars with [ __ ] swas stickers on it right that would be a very different experience surely though if it was branded at all it would have that same mistake I mean if you found a crate of gold that had the bat symbol on it you know what I mean you'd be like what what the [ __ ] sure yeah I'd probably go found the legendary B yeah had like like picture of a dick on it yeah imagine Ser gold with [ __ ] and balls on it yeah but no seriously if I found a crate a gold and it had a SW swastikas

all over it that would be a very different experience to just generic gold that's all I mean I don't see is it when you hand it in uh Cash for Gold places do you reckon the first thing they ask you is is this Nazi gold or regular gold is this Nazi gold it's got a bit of gold what kind of gold what kind of gold is there well I mean there's Nazi gold oh yeah it's that it's Nazi gold there's gold from like the gold rush and then there's Nazi gold two two common types of gold yeah anyway well speaking of riches Untold riches um they say that money can't make you happy and apparently that's that's true money makes you a

winge bag if you're uh if you're Notch is there another billionaire winging is there yeah yeah he's he's this past week he's just 2.7 billion last year and now he's sad he's very sad sad I'll be honest I feel sorry for him oh me too Matt me too no I know but then I stop and think about it and I'm like [ __ ] he's gone I've just got so much money I can't relate to anyone cuz everyone else isn't a billionaire and it's like oh poor you like all my friends I have to sit around and just wait for them to come home from work and what yeah so what happened is this was this oh just the last couple of days yeah yeah it's very recent I think he got a little drunk and got on Twitter

yeah y just started venting about how bad his life is well I guess look we all like to have a wi sometime right we all like a bit of a win from time to time but if you've got billions of dollars I guess your your winging just doesn't really cut it you know just nothing you can really winge about unless you're winging about the downside of having billions of dollars yeah well I mean went on here and all these people felt sorry for him went I'll hang out with you and talk to you and that made him feel better yeah it's just I don't understand right because right he's got he's got millions of dollars billions of dollars right and he's complaining that uh what's this

tweet he met found a great girl but she's afraid of me and my lifestyle and went with a normal person instead right okay that mean that doesn't tell me a whole lot but that's odd like what do what do you mean she's afraid of me and your you and your lifestyle like maybe you should stop doing whatever it is that you're doing then you know if if girls are frightened by it what does that mean like what do you mean I I don't I don't I like to think that if I had a bunch of money I still wouldn't be terrifying yeah you know I've worked out how not can stage problem give away his money give away not all of it yeah but give away enough money that you have to start working again mhm right and go back to the plent billionaires that still do have jobs be one of those and I think that

maybe just it Notch has just got his billions of dollars and then stopped see cuz I said this though we were talking about this the other night and I said you know he he he tried to do a game after Minecraft he tried to do that game where the you know the space game where you could program the computers and all that jazz and people were pretty harsh on him about it about the things that they didn't like about it and he took that to heart and eventually he he abandoned the project because people were saying too much [ __ ] about him but you know what that it's too late now right you made Minecraft if you allow them people will say things to you you know you have you have a platform so if you want to go away and make something like that without people throwing their

[ __ ] opinion at you don't tell them about it yeah right I don't I don't quite I just don't understand like he wants if you want to go back to being you know for example if I go on Twitter right now and I tweet something stupid right very few people notice and call me out on it like some people will obviously but a lot of people won't if if he wants to go go back to that well that's going to be difficult you know but if you actually just want to go away and do whatever you want without people hassling you about it don't tell them about it yeah yeah that's fair that's fair like like he's worried that people don't like him because he has too much money well don't tell them that you have money because the other thing is if if a lot

of most people in the world right if they saw him in the street wouldn't know who he was no so it's not unless he's going around Going H I made Minecraft and I've got billions of dollars oh why does everyone talk about Minecraft and all my money you know what I'm starting to think that he does do that well that might be the problem I don't know you should just accept he got very very very lucky with the game this is very confusing CU on the one hand I feel sorry for him because I mean maybe it is hard and confusing to suddenly go from not having a lot to having billions of dollars but on the other hand it's like you've got billions of dollars [ __ ] off like figure it out oh but you probably need to talk

to someone but actually talk to someone about these problems yeah like look at the house that you just bought in Los Angeles right maybe maybe sell that house and buy something modest like maybe that'll help I don't know like [ __ ] decide what you want I don't know anyway hus and we'll help you he's probably not listening so you can't hear us the sound of all his money I don't know just donate all the money then if it's such a problem yeah be a Bill Gates he says the problem with getting everything is you run out of reasons to keep trying and human interaction becomes impossible due to imbalance yeah that's that I think is the worst thing he says out of all this B say I'm now better than everyone else yeah exactly that's like the fact that

he also says oh this girl went with a normal person instead you're not not normal you just have a lot of money what do you mean by that yeah that's what I say she's afraid of me and my lifestyle like what the [ __ ] what are you getting up to [ __ ] cuz then on the other hand I was talking about this as well like I look at somebody like like dead mouse on uh Instagram for example who has [ __ ] tons of money and he he's just having a ball like he his he's just living it up like he doesn't clearly doesn't have whatever problems Notch is having he just doesn't give a [ __ ] yeah like he's got that uh he just spray painted he bought a Ferrari uh cuz of that he had that big court case with Ferrari that I assume that he won about not being able to respray a Ferrari because it spoils

their brand so he's bought a new Ferrari and he's got Nan cat sprayed on the side of it and uh and he's tweeting posters of that along with all his other [ __ ] expensive cars like he's got the opposite problem too much money and he's having too much fun oh I'd like to have that problem yeah exactly like the problem that my level of fun I can have and the level of money that allows me to have that fun keeps shifting exponentially higher so I keep having to have more fun and get more money in an endless cycle of having more fun and getting more money Y what a problem to have [ __ ] off not terrible so um should we on some Star Wars news yeah

Star warss warss Wars [Music] newsss is it [Laughter] over um Peter crushy gets to be in his second move movie since he died y mhm he sure does I think pretty Co the other movie he was in after he died I Revenge the Sith ah right there was somebody else with makeup on to look like him yes well they're they're actually going to which I what does it say here resurrect Peter Cushing's zombie corpse for the no no it's CGI they're going to use

CGI that would be so appro well apparently in order for Tarkin to appear in the star Star Wars Rogue one spin-off movie that he is going to appear in which I believe is a direct prequel to A New Hope right it's the one that kind of set just before it these are the ones who evidently went and stole the plans that princess L we're literally expanding every tiny part of the story line now are we well um in order to have can be able to appear in the movie they're creating a digital double of Peter Cushing and because there's obviously not enough footage of him in the original Star Wars movie to generate this model uh basically they're going back to all the

old Hammer horror movies that he did and uh recreating his walk and his gate and his manners all from uh those old horror movies which is pretty rad yeah amazing like Marlon Brando in uh Superman Returns which was also a great film no he's just going to does do we know if he's going to have a large part or a large a big dick yeah I think if you're going to bring someone back from the dead with the magic of CGI you'd give them as as as big a dick as they deserved y i i i got to say I think Peter Peter Cushing deserves a big deal yeah I think so too is that the name of this episode deserves deserves a big dick

but but does does does his family get paid for it that's a good question Luke yeah I really want to know like cuz it's they're still using his likeness do they need to get permission from the family or anything or I assume whatever contract he signed allows them to to do that otherwise they wouldn't be doing I would imagine so you know like cuz they they used his likeness sort of in Revenge of the Sith there's a guy who was made up to look like him mhm so I assume they're allowed to do that I like this suggestion here actually they said if they're going to recast him uh they would suggest Charles Dance uh from Game of Thrones for those who don't know yeah Tywin Lannister from Game of Thrones I actually I I pay that

yeah that would be good good and just in case the audio quality is bad that was time and Lannister not tyri and Lannister we're not suggesting that Peter Dinklage play Taren no although surely there's a roll for dinky in there surely y yep as long as he doesn't have to talk about Wizards from the Moon non seor not doing well with the old sci-fi lately Dinko fired fired out of can he's just not doing well lately at all yeah that pixels movies in apparently [ __ ] it looks so bad have we got have we got a jingle for Peter dink yeah we do it's the um it's the Game of Thrones theme but with just Dinklage Peter Dinklage Peter dink glit yeah yeah gotcha I don't know

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