Just the Two of Us: Allison Road & Oz Comic-Con

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's a bit ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat pis inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to all things nerdy well we finally made it well not all of us did fortunately just the two of us yes you and me just the two of us well un I don't mean that unfortunately as in I'm I'm unhappy to be here alone with you just a shame we're not in the

same room I know because I know what you're not wearing right now exactly I assume no no I'm still wearing clothes at the moment not quite warm enough to go naked but it's getting very close it's pretty warm up here but you're yeah it might be cold down where you are yeah a little bit further south so yes we are cutting this very close with getting this out to you this week I know we've had a lot of lot of delays but anyway they don't care about that because it literally has no effect on them no they won't notice this at all but I just want everyone to know we went through hell to do this for you yeah so appreciate it but in say that it's not going to be a long one it's going to be like me in bed pretty short exactly but satisfying in a strange way yeah you feel sorry for it

afterwards just that little bit of guilt yeah but you know you'll be back cuz who else will take you all right I'm not going to lie I have not even really open the spreadsheet because I have been crazy with work lately you son of a [ __ ] what's been happening well I went to Oz ComiCon last weekend oh how was that it was fun Oz Comic Con is as far as I'm aware unaffiliated with the actual you know the famous Comic-Con in San Diego or the US One in general I think I think they're all the same thing it's unaffiliated it's done by local people here um there's some cool guests I guess Richard Anderson was there I didn't see any of them um okay I was about to ask cuz I know Dan's just been to a couple of cons and he didn't really know anyone who was

there no I didn't really even look at who was going to be there until I got there and then I was like oh Richard De Anderson I saw a picture of him recently right he hasn't he's he's old he's finally old you know how he's sort of been sort of young for a while he's been young but he's been graying for a long time I mean not that I can talk some graying but he uh he he got gray he put on a few kilos now has he no no he's just yeah I think he's just he's comfortable now I think he just does the convention scene yeah what has become of MacGyver so but anything else did you see anything buy anything presents I got uh some I got a pit boy mask from Bethesda in preparation for Fallout 4 in advertising for Fallout 4 Bethesda were there yeah yeah they didn't have much

they just kind of had like a space where you could stand with uh did I send you the picture of me with the big pit boy yeah but I didn't really yeah you didn't care about me at all y put two two together uh so I got that and I got uh I got some some goodies from them as well because I got up as part of a video game trivia panel I got up and did a round of video game trivia did you win uh yeah my team did win I was on a team with um with Ben O'Brien from from big head mode uh who was a friend of the show hey Ben uh and barjo from good game was also on my team and we won did you help at all or were you just I did I did no I did I helped I did um we had to guess uh what the game was from video game themed Haus

and I got I got at least one correct I can't remember if there were any others but uh but yeah our team one that was fun uh if any listeners were there you may have seen me uh if so let me know you should have come and shaken my they're saving themselves for packs cuz they know if they see one of us they want it to be me because they get a hug that's true cuz I I think I said I was going to O ComicCon but I didn't say when cuz I actually wasn't sure but um we'll be at P the whole time so and and at P we actually even have uh some goodies to give out but don't get too excited cuz they're not expensive goodies it's not Luke's second Xbox no it's just it's a little something to say thanks for thanks for coming to say hi and a hug and a and a hug yeah y unless

unless you're uh you're not up for that oh they'll be up for it what do you mean me I need to rest in between the HS no I mean them I know you're up for it um speaking of the listeners uh we heard I heard or we heard on the Facebook page this week that apparently um they are disguising as as kind of these these voice changer apps there's a there's a Terry small shoe voice changer what out there uh they're not calling it that because that would be copyright infringement obviously but I mean people know what it is um and so listener csbb I'm sorry if I'm pronouncing your name incorrectly Mr rub but CBS rub has sent

us in uh some samples and uh I I asked him if he could record some and he I said can you make some ringtones or something with them cuz I thought that F if you are interested you can find I'm trying to find what the name of the app is cuz I'm a [ __ ] and I didn't look at what he said the name was before I started talking about this in the in the chat from Facebook we've got all these messages and there's one here that just says I need a link to download Witcher 3 for PC what what are you asking us for [ __ ] off like Google pay for it well yeah yeah and if you're not going to don't come to us well I mean ask Dan Dan Dan will probably tell you

he doesn't give a [ __ ] this is not loading I'm afraid I can't tell you what the name of the app is is the world coming to an end again with Facebook being down terrible radio that should be our tagline see this is why I I got rid of Facebook and then I'm back but I'm getting rid of it again this week okay why why did you decide I activate it because I never use it oh okay cool iag and stuff all the time and it annoys me yeah so I got rid of it and then I found out my Spotify account's connected to it that sucks so I had to reactivate it now I need to work out how to separate Spotify and Facebook and then Facebook is gone you I don't know if you can split the account off but my Spotify account is not associated with my

Facebook I did have one that was and then I just started a new one because I I don't you know when you get a new app and it says log in with Facebook or log in with Google or and then you have to click on 10 different things and eventually it gets to your email dress yep like they should just make that easier I understand it's probably good for them cuz they can Harvest all the data off [ __ ] Facebook or whatever and I suppose it is kind of convenient but I want the option of having one without the other at some point you know yeah anyway the app is called voice changer with effects all right and apparently there's a small creature effect in it and you can using this come up with I

mean it's obviously Terry's a real person so it's going to be difficult for them to to manufacture exactly you know make your voice sound exactly like him it's you know it it's running on an iPhone you'd probably need some kind of government main frame to to perfectly replicate Terry's voice because it's very unique I mean I don't know anybody else who sounds even remotely like Terry smallo no but uh I mean you can come up with such ringtones as this hi hi you yeah you uh you going to answer this call someone's uh someone's trying to reach you yeah you should probably take this call it could be could be your mom yeah could even be something more important than that imagine you didn't answer the call come

on pick up the [ __ ] phone we [ __ ] hit the [ __ ] button it's a little bit higher than Terry's voice I think but it's not bad I think I need that as my ringtone all right well I'll make him available uh there's this one as well which is I assume this is meant to be an alarm hey hey wake up come on princess it's time to rise and shine come on no excuses now take off your blanket take off your blankets get the [ __ ] up don't make me come in there cuz I will and you know what else you may find a little Sasquatch penis [Laughter] inside of you if you don't wake up so unless you want that then why the [ __ ] up princess let's go I love how he corrected the pronunciation of pus I

mean whatever you know however Terry says that so yeah uh we'll make those available uh on the website if you want to have one of those as your ringtone um or and if you want to send in your own uh Terry smallo impersonations like please do that cuz we'll play them on the show that would be great yeah and I am seriously setting going to have that as my ringtone okay I'll make sure I send it to you thank you oh you just download off the website what am I talking about yeah you familiar with that website Luke I do it's multiple orgasm.com very good where else can you find us on the internet Luke you can find us at Facebook and it's facebook.com/ multiple nerm yeah that's a bit of a question I really don't use

Facebook so I don't know yeah I think it is I think that's what it is um the good one is you can actually support us at patreon that's true that is a very good idea so if you like listening to us and want us to do more you can L us a dollar an episode we're up to $1,000 an episode did you say we're up to $1,000 an epod no no no no wa yeah or you can give us $1,000 an episode just don't leave it [ __ ] I wish they told me I would have retired the other new thing we are we're on audio boom now we are on audio boom now yes that is very exciting yeah so uh you can subscribe to us on the audiio Boom app which you should check out uh or you can still I mean nothing's going to change as far as

iTunes is concerned we we've made uh We've made sure that it nothing will be affected as far as iTunes and everything so you shouldn't have to do anything and in fact if you notice any problems at all uh please let us know because we tried to avoid all that [ __ ] yeah yeah so if you notice anything strange or if you're just unhappy with with anything that gets adjusted over the next couple of weeks just let us know cuz we'll uh we'll get on it because it's yeah supposed to be seamless stuff to do with the show that we can control oh no no I'm talking about yeah there's that and no also technical stuff right like if if all of a sudden you stop getting the new episodes let me let us know like I meant like if the there like their newspaper subscription goes astray or stuff like

that I I don't care yeah right right someone reverses over their dog or something like that yeah like I can't help with that no I'm sorry your dog's gone but he will be missed or she they could be our geek of the week so do let us know um what should we talk about this week uh have you seen the kickstarter for Allison Road no that's unfortunate I'll talk about it anyway uh it is you remember the um the the the new Silent Hill that they were making yes um got the one that was canceled yeah yeah so this Kickstarter seems to be uh basically they they took what was cool about that trailer MH for um you not the trailer but you know the pre you

know the preview that was out on PS4 that was or what it was called PT PT yeah so this seems to be quite a lot borrowed from that um uh it looks really cool uh it's on Kickstarter and let me make sure it's got 20 days to go so by the time you hear this you've still got time to back it um watch the video oh unless you're squeamish like it's it's very um it's psychological horror I guess it kind of you know gets more creepy if you're familiar with the Silent Hill uh PT thing that I'm talking about or just Silent Hill in general uh and you like it then you'll probably like this uh it looks really cool it's um yeah some game development company in the UK uh and yeah I mean the the the graphics in it look great it's very

impressive on that front is it going to be a PlayStation exclusive for that is a very good question let me examine those details no it's going to be on Windows Mac Linux PS4 and xbone awesome uh that's stretch goals I apiz um the PC version will be ready to ship by the end of 2016 and then after that they'll sort out the others so uh it's a ways off which in a way is good because it shows that they're not over promising yeah I just what that's what you want like yeah that's you don't if they were to come out with kickstar and say hey we're going to have it out by the end of the year I would not be giving them money well some do that I don't I mean I

know Kickstarter is is a tricky beast but there are some companies that that have like a mostly finished game and the rest of it is for like advertising and Publishing and just to get have finished but um yeah but that they shouldn't be gone the kickstarter for that well I mean if they want to keep it independent yeah I think it's all right well there Shen Mill at the moment which is coming out asking for a Kickstarter but they've already got the money from Sony to make it yeah there's a there are a few weird ones like that and there was the um the Castlevania one a little while ago where the kickstarter really just existed to prove to Publishers that there was interest and then they sold it after that so I it seems a bit shitty to me cuz it ruins

Kickstarter for the um for the real Indies you know like us yeah so I don't know but yeah Allison Road check it out looks really cool um looks like a cool creepy game that I would like I probably enjoy I might look into that I've got to stay off Kickstarter though yeah I know Ki I back far too much and because the Australian dollar is crap at the moment it's very expensive so I've learned some lessons on Kickstarter over the years um hairbrain schemes I have no drama supporting them on Kickstarter for the shadow Run games cuz every time they like exceed the deadlines and they do a really good job and the games are great like no problem supporting them some other stuff like some indie stuff that I've supported it's been a bit of a let

down so yeah but it's going to happen like you can't that's Kickstarter it's hit and miss I've got some great stuff off there I I I get board games oh yeah yeah like I just recently got one uh steampunk rally steampunk rally next time I'm up I'm going to bring it and we'll play it it's up to eight players and sort of you build this machine Which flies around a racetrack and you roll dice and your machine falls apart that's fun I can't explain all right that sounds that does sound fun what else we backed on Kick I backed an NFC ring is turned out to be quite useless but uh it still looks pretty cool and I mean I can't falter it's not it's not their fault it works it's just I don't have any use for it uh so I've got that uh

and I backed band Saga which is a an indie game uh and that's going to be showing at uh I think it showed at packs recently actually uh and that's coming along pretty well so that one that one was positive you you're on a Windows PC there how you I most certainly am yep what version of Windows have you got I'm running Windows 10 okay all right did you perhaps uh receive any updates this week uh oh sorry the're Windows 7 only up I'm afraid so you're probably safe you're probably safe yep um but but well if you're a Windows 7 user and you you you received a strange update this week uh it turns out that was a test run by Microsoft uh that failed obviously because it it ended up getting pushed

out to to everybody you know get your Windows updates every every week or every you know first Tuesday of every month or whatever it is you get the big ones um an update which basically just had garble in the um in the description of what it was and everything got pushed out uh and some people installed it Microsoft said it was just a test um it was a mistake you know nothing to worry about but some people have said that it actually broke their computer like this guy by God zombie says my laptop was screwed after the update Windows Explorer crashes very frequently now and most of my programs stopped working even in admin mode system restore didn't work and I don't have the information I need for reinstall basically whatever it was

killed my system and compromised my gear so I wouldn't want to look up anything sensitive to personal data on your machine I don't know that last bit makes sense or if I just read it wrong but anyway I don't know it seems like someone's getting fired yeah except I don't know Microsoft's plant it down which I'm sure obviously they uh they would want to do but yeah to me it does just it does sound like a just a little mistake yeah probably because yeah they don't want to release something that's going to break your system no I'd say something was supposed to go out to like a test so and then it accidentally went onto the real one yeah and then uh people were saying that that when they tried to install it

the update wouldn't even down I don't know most people don't even install these updates so it's probably not a widespread issue like you know eventually the computer forces you to install them and I think that's when a lot of people end up getting them I've never had a problem with getting updates I don't really use my computer a lot though so yeah just for this yeah just for this and porn and porn obviously well a little bit of egg on Microsoft's face over there everyone's allowed to make mistakes that's true you just really shouldn't when you're that big of an organization mhm did you see this article about the woman who has been ordered by a court in uh New Mexico to take religious counseling

sessions Christian Counseling sessions uh she's an atheist or they're threatening to take her children away way um are they allowed to do that or they must be able to cuz it's well the ACLU has called the ruling problematic and said no one should be put in a position where they're forced to accept training or therapy that violates their own religious beliefs and morals yeah that that's very true so uh yeah this was a weird one oh um let me just open it up because I haven't read it is it is it Christian counseling or counseling by Christians it's it's religious counseling so it's it's they're supposed to be exposing her to it in the hopes that that they will I guess convert her I think okay idea then I've got a

problem with that CU a lot of the time um Counseling Services they are run by sort of church groups cuz it's a it's a service that they provide see the the one thing that they don't mention in this article as far as I'm aware is that they don't really explain why she was in court in the first place like is it just because she's an atheist because that seems like a strange thing to have have to go to court over I'm pretty sure I don't take away your children because you're an atheist no so I mean the court has ordered her to take religious classes and she secretly recorded one of them uh and they it just seems to be you know people trying to tell her that no no no you've got to believe in God

that's the whole point of everything and and she just doesn't believe that so I mean whatever that's her that's her right and they can't take a kids away but again they don't really mention how this came up in the first place so maybe there's more to it on that level you know what I mean yeah I'd say that they' have to be because un unless I mean I've never been to New Mexico uh perhaps they they just really don't like atheists there I didn't realize how how little they like atheists in various parts of the world like because here in Australia it's not that unusual every second person right and and in the UK that's it's also very common as as far as I'm aware and they're the two places that I had been until I went to the US and

obviously I didn't really discuss it with anybody was in the US um but apparently yeah over there and uh you know as we heard from from Dan in Asia yeah it's kind of frowned upon and uh it's really I don't know it's weird yeah but like you got to believe in something like they don't really care what it is as long as it's something well I'm a Jedi so yeah I believe in the force I don't know it's just weird yeah but each to their own well unless they [ __ ] with other people and try to take the kids away in which case yeah I'm against that but you can do whatever you like let's get away from that I don't like talking about it all right you can do what you like but you can't drink underage in can what you can't I'm sorry it's not allow that's all right I'm

overage now I don't care but apparent I mean as we know police in Canada are well everybody in Canada is very polite so rather than just bust the party up and be sad saxs they've now well in one case taken two turning up with chips and salsa yeah a party in Canada organized on Facebook by underage people so idiots was uh infiltrated by uh members of the police force so they they knew about the party they knew people were going to be drinking there uh so rather than turn up and just kind of you know ruin well not ruin the night well what tends to happen is when the police do turn up all the kids are dispersed and that's when the damage actually occurs to the neighborhood it's when they're all

leaving that is a very good point Luke yeah a very good point well they've turned up with chips and salsa uh some cool photos uh of that on here um I mean in the end I guess really they they did say no go home but but also they brought chips and salsa so but yeah try I think they did it a good way they didn't try to like sure everyone's going to be upset but they didn't come out aggressive or everyone get the F out it's like yeah playing it down a bit which is a good way to handle it they look cheerful as hell in the in the photos here with a little yeah bulletproof vests on oh good on him yeah it's a nice gesture a lot better than parties I went to where the place would turned up yeah I I remember I had I was at a friend's

18th and the police turned up and it turned out one of the police officers was a guy who went to our school he was a few years older than us okay and so he just decide well we decided it would be fun if he breathalizer and I I had had quite a lot to drink um but I showed up fine and so that I mean that made me question the uh the validity of their of their test devices but see that's where they've broken the party up in a nice way true yeah he definitely humored us on that count I'll be back in just one second okay sorry Luke's a dirty G I hope whoever's on the phone can't hear

me and I'm back all right people want me yeah more police should do that I agree actually no I'm against children having parties now well you decided to be an old man now yes they're loud they're noisy ah I think it's been happening for a while because I mean you used to be a party animal Luke oh yes always the last to leave in fact often our parties weren't good enough so you would just wander off to other parties y that would happen MH I don't know how nothing ever happened to me maybe you did you just don't remember I'm the person who goes someone pulls up hey would you like to go somewhere I've got a van I go okay yeah you had a little Adventure like that when we were in America yep just gotten some guys car mhm you drove me around yep uh that was uh that was terrifying when I work up

and was like the [ __ ] I left Luke with those strangers but now you were there in your little in your bed yep so that's fine I always make it home safe somehow yeah lot of Adventures the good old days we're going to have Adventures at the end of this month at packs at packs okay yeah going to go to uh to Fridays again oh that was so depressing so you don't want to go to TJ Fridays again oh I want to go all right yeah we do TJ Fridays again okay where should we go to the Mexican place again and get really drunk of tequila maybe maybe I can think of I can think of a few people who might not want to do that again uh one person in particular might not want us to do that again the the the person who had to get us home yeah the uh the drunk fool

Wrangler uh as I will refer to her just in this case we were so intent on walking home but we had no no chance of walking back to the hotel room that's true cuz I had no idea where we were I think that I did but I also think I was wrong should we I don't know maybe if we just do one more like the drunk B falls in a hole and has a road built over him all right have you read the article no I haven't have you for God's sake Luke of course I have I put it in you I just making sure all right how does someone get a road built over him when you've been off on your drunken Adventures have you ever fallen into a hole and had a road built over you can't say that I have okay well well

nobody can say that they have because it happened to a man but he died uh obviously so in uh in India in New Delhi have we got a jingle for Indian news I know that we do how welcome to Indian news no no no it's India India the country I'm Sanji mcui and this is India news we haven't Sanji in a while no hope you didn't fall in a hole oh no so but yeah this uh a gentleman was drunk and on his way home uh when he fell into a hole uh in a construction

site I assume uh and then the next morning I guess they didn't check filled the hole with molten tar used a heavy roller to flatten the surface and then some locals later on spotted the man's shirt and he was pulled out of the uh of the road that was still cooling I guess uh yeah and he was dead well it's not funny that he's dead but uh no he he'd been to the Village Fair and was headed home after visiting a liquor store uh a driver and a road worker have been arrested what it doesn't explain that sentence but I guess maybe maybe it's illegal to accidentally kill someone I know that it is it's manslaughter but in this case I think

it's well no you might actually find that they're probably meant to check things and maybe they weren't paying attention he supposed to check for drunk people in Holes yeah that makes sense I bet you everyone else is checking now oh [ __ ] yeah yeah bet you yeah well for a little while maybe yeah until it's forgotten about do they have a lot of safety regulations in India when we've got parents climbing up the walls of the schools to hand test answers to their children and oh I remember that video that video made no sense yeah seems like a crazy place so just don't go on a drunk wander in India do me your favor Luke okay okay I had no plans to go to India at this stage but you never know if you were drunk in India and you had to

maneuver your way through a construction site what steps would you take to make sure that you didn't fall into a hole um I'm just because of years and years and years of being drunk and stumbling around I just know where to hold up and just know magically to walk around them so you've never do you ever fall or stum I don't fall over I can sometimes have a hard time standing mhm but the second I'm up I just power forward mhm mhm you know I I can't think of an example to refute you on that so never been fall down drunk I've been can't stand up drunk but they fall down yeah you've been can't get up in the morning drunk yep well I think that does it for this week I think so

and yeah unfortunately this is is a short one um Dan could be with us uh he's he's in some jungle somewhere again I guess maybe got drunk and fell into a hole hopefully that's not the case um but we'll be back next week next week as usual back to our normal mhm got a tempting fate but I held off on it just because I thought D might be a bit upset if we we played it without him and I promis next week I'm going to read some articles that would be lovely yeah I apologize olog for Luke's Behavior this week listening I know it's it's it's terrible I'm so have you got an achievement yet today Luke no I haven't like I'm I'm really starting to worry you've got 45 minutes yes I'm at 150 days I need to keep this going you do and I need your your details for the

newsletter speaking of which listeners head to multip nasm.com and sign up for the newsletter if you'd like to hear more about Luke's achievement streak and his gamer score it's very important to gamer score's taking a bit of a hit this month because of the which sure I'll be back in a second all right [ __ ] godamn it Luke he's answering a phone call again wasn't for me I say what it was for someone else with I said that I would have sex with Kristen Stewart what what did I oh man apparently on an old episode I said that I would have sex with Christen Stewart yeah yeah you did I'm the only one who doesn't like her I said that I'll play the C for you yeah go who knows what I I say all sorts of things

on this show you said he'd [ __ ] Christ Stewart it's really bad when people come up to you and they go oh remember when you talked about this I go I have no idea what you're talking about we could probably leave this in this week Luke hi how are you she can't hear me can't she oh I just looked at her like a [ __ ] idiot why aren't you replying to Luke he said Hi how are you y That's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time