Band-AIDs Solution: Ahmed Mohamed's Clock & Liquid Nitrogen Cocktails

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's a bit ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat pis inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to all things nerdy good morning good morning morning it's not morning why are we saying morning no I don't know it's just polite you're supposed to say good morning to people it's slightly earlier where I am than where you are but it's definitely

not morning okay maybe this is directed at people who listen to us in the morning yeah actually good point I would think a lot of people probably do listen to us in the morning thanks for saving me on that one Luke yeah I like to think that they listen to us late at night while in bed I know you do because I've heard that you giggle incessantly as you listen yeah it's true I true I constantly get criticized for laughing at my own podcast oh I do it don't worry if somebody's got to think we're funny and it might as well be us yeah that's right if we don't think we're funny why are we even doing this I mean yeah if we don't enjoy this podcast who will so true I noticed the other week it was uh it was International are you okay day

which is that day when you're supposed to ask everybody kind of how they are and a lot of people were commenting especially on Twitter about how you know when someone says how are you you're you're supposed to say I'm good thanks even if you're not and you're not supposed to to burden them with your problems and I was saying that's that's kind of you know that kind of sucks we should change that but I was thinking well not really no I don't want that change and the other thing is too I'm not asking because I'm interested I'm asking because asking is polite as well so if you're going to eliminate it eliminate the whole thing yeah go we we have met these people who you ask how are you going and then they give you this their life story right yeah what we

should do is make it no longer polite to ask how someone is unless you want to know correct I agree yeah because saying that oh you know you shouldn't have to hold it back I'm like well I wasn't asking because I wanted the truth like if I'm if I'm being honest when I meet a stranger in the street and I say oh good morning how are you I don't want to know yeah I'm being polite so if your answer is polite Strang in the street you're talking to no you know what I mean though if I go to meet somebody at work or something I'm like oh good morning how are you oh let me tell you no don't tell me don't don't I want to go and do my work my favorite is when you say uh how's your weekend and they go oh well let me see um Saturday morning I had brunch and then I'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

already already too much information I don't [ __ ] yeah unless somebody actually is specific oh what did you do on the weekend cuz that does happen I have friends at work and they ask I feel like you can tell the difference but that said I do think right if your friends legitimately say to you is everything all right and you're like yeah I'm fine and you're not well that's sucks you should be able to speak up well on that note um guys are you okay yeah yeah yeah right I'll get back to you on that oh all right yeah I'm good oh okay okay good good wow now if you weren't good that' be fine too it's okay to not be okay absolutely absolutely well I'm not okay I'm good yeah and look listeners if you're not

okay for any reason like don't think I'm saying you should keep it to yourself please talk to somebody but not somebody on the street who's just being polite but not you is what you no I'm saying if we're friends right and you you genuinely need help come and talk to me but if we barely know each other and I'm just oh good morning how are you don't burden me with that oh man he's such a humanitarian yeah I know I know now I'm thinking about it and I'm like well if somebody really does need help I should probably make myself available even if you don't really know me you need help you can talk to me contact Luke multi orgasm.com yeah and let him know your problems yeah he's he's been quite good at helping with my problems yeah oh yeah podcast at multip

nerdgasm tocom and he can answer them on air if you want yeah oh that's a little segment we call crabs with [ __ ] exactly yeah I don't know why we call it that nobody knows why but no I thought it was a good name it's got this great jingle crabs with but in a great wayra withb and it goes on and Onin to p p it's a literat going to get pitched by the crabs they're going to pinch you pinch you yeah just to clarify that they're going to pinch you yeah right yeah yeah they're going to pinch you the crabs yeah yep with their little clippy clippy claw things that's right look look I I didn't have a lot to work

with look um speaking of things that have great Jingles yeah do we have any dick news I certainly hope so cuz he's the jingle way it wants to fly [Music] away what I really want to know is I feel like I should shorten that one now CU that was quite specific at the time and then anyway yeah no I like how unspecific it is now yeah yeah there's quite a bit of Dick news this week what's new where do you want to start um do you want to begin I I liked this one I saw this today actually um how old were you guys when you got your penis H I have to think about that Matt

remembering back to the time before I had my penis is you know it's quite traumatic yeah you w you weren't 12 though no I believe I was in the womb yeah yeah yeah yeah apparently uh they've discovered in some some Village somewhere uh that one in 90 of uh the boys in the area actually didn't develop a penis until uh the age of 12 yeah until puberty you say one90 yeah yep wow they're sometimes called maky hemas which means first a woman then a man when they're born they look like girls with no testies and what appears to be a vagina and when they near puberty the penis grows and the testicles

descend yeah they're also called guav doce which literally translates into penis at 12 y this is in the Dominican Republic that this happens yeah which is actually not the same country as Dominica just want to put that out there is it two different countries interesting but yeah I just thought that was really fascinating uh and I actually thought it was a joke at first no I've I've actually heard about this before uh there was a family where they had five daughters and then when they all hit puberty they all grew dicks man that's got to be confusing yeah well I mean this particular guy that this article is about said that he always knew something was up right he didn't really enjoy wearing the little

dresses to school Etc now I got to say and I don't want to comment on this too much because I'm I'm no expert but okay fine but he says right he used to play with the other little girls but after the age of seven he started to change and he says this is a quote I did not feel good I no longer liked to wear a skirt and I no was no longer drawn to play with girls all I wanted to do is play with toy guns and boys so I mean he's saying as a girl he wanted to do girl things and all of a sudden he grew a penis and he wanted to play with guns he got violent and a bit gay yeah like all like the rest of us cuz when I hit puberty I didn't give a [ __ ] about boys anymore yeah you know what I mean I wanted to play with the girls yeah that's right F [ __ ] you guys see in 10

years when I'm Bor of this so did I know why this happens at all or uh yeah I mean it's due to the genes obviously I don't know the specifics I'm sure there's probably because you just get a shock over the one90 that just seems very low there is an explanation in this article uh but we'd have to read it more yeah and it was all about chromosomes and stuff and I just tldr so yeah yeah yeah we thought it would be better just to laugh yeah that's right move on just to discuss the surface issue speaking of speaking of penises that is right I've um go on I was out at dinner last night with some colleagues and um one of the colleagues has a a young child a boy right mhm and

uh another one of our colleagues who has grown-up children now grownup boys mhm says to her um did you get him circumcised mhm and she said no I haven't done it yet I'm probably going to do it when he's older and I I took a bit of a problem with that because I'm like if you haven't done it when they're a baby he's not going to let you do it later on in life like no matter how you spin it he's not going to want it right mhm mhm but that aside she then said do you pull his foreskin back and she said no what and she said well you should be pulling his foreskin back for a few minutes every day and she was like I I I haven't been doing that is that is that a thing she's like yeah yeah you got to do that is that really a thing no it is well mind blown I don't think it's super common

apparently if you can get into a situation where it doesn't come back properly if you don't you know right kind of don't kind of take care of doing that every now and then uh I don't know a whole lot about it but I have read that before yes all right well shout out to Matt's mom for um pulling back regularly enough that he's healthy male adult now thanks Mom but yeah no apparently that is the thing but also I mean getting circumcised when he's older come on man I mean yeah I know oh it's not going to happen do it while he won't remember or don't do it at all I just don't do it why yeah that's right just don't let's let's just stop it now like you know what I mean like just who cares just don't do it

anymore yeah there's no real reason to do it just not mutilate kids for I mean if you're religious and you're God says you have to do it that's one thing and I've got separate issues with that all together you know what I mean like we don't have time in this in this podcast right they go through it um there is a reason to do it what that it does help stop spreading AIDS what there's less likelihood of getting AIDS if you have a circumcision oh because it won't tear mhm interesting wait what not like a shw fire well okay I can you know what you could do though is just practice safe sex there is that but yeah this is actually something they're trying to do in I think Africa they're trying to advertise like go against circumcision to try and stop the spread of a so much

why because the [ __ ] Pope keeps telling them condoms are evil like a [ __ ] wit yeah and there's a folk law that says if you have sex with a virgin you get cured of AIDS so little girls get raped all the time yeah they've got I think they've got bigger bigger issues than their for skins yeah and they four Skins are [Laughter] big but yeah like that's something there is still a reason out there yeah okay I don't think that's a good enough reason no but it's I mean at least that's something it's better than the no reason that we have anywhere else for a forkin to make a difference in whether or not you get AIDS you have to already be having sex with someone who's got AIDS yes yes that's that's true so I

think it's at best a band solution it's also not a guarantee no I'm not I'm not like I'm going to [ __ ] you you got AIDS yeah well don't worry I'm [Laughter] circumcised [ __ ] it dick news is great what else have we got there's more dick news yeah good good I was worried uh I mean there's uh there's erection news yeah yeah Yep this one's this one's good you want to take us through this one sure uh a gentleman from uh from from England from the UK uh decided it would be a good idea to take 35 viagra pills in an hour as a dare a lot of pills that's a lot of Viagra um AR they expensive uh I don't know I don't know yeah I don't know I'm happy to say that I've never had to find out but uh he

took 35 of them uh for a laugh and uh not only did he have have uh a constant erection for 5 days he also experienced dizziness uh nausea and um hallucinating everything he saw was green wow yeah and he had a massive erection that would not go away uh from August 24th for 36 hours he was in hospital uh and he says they admitted that the paramedics were trying their hardest to remain professionals um but you could see they were trying not to laugh at him wow wow and he's come out and said this it wasn't a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for 5 days it sprang into life and it was no use to me oh dear fortunately my wife has forgiven me and I realize I've been very very lucky she forgiven you for

taking the pills or forgiving you for something you haven't mentioned like why you took them or something like that yeah all the stuff you [ __ ] while you had it or did he have to concoct a story about this dare oh the guys dared me to take all these pills I swear it's nothing unusual look at pictures though he does look like the kind of guy who would do goofy [ __ ] for a dayare the first picture here is him drinking out of a bowl of what looks like Scotch yeah and then the second picture is him just doing a crosseyed tongueout funny face so actually she that's one of his children with him with a Star Wars shirt yeah and then uh him in a suit but yeah I wonder I mean I'll be honest we we've hung out together uhhuh you know many times and we've never never just

taken Viagra recreationally when it was just us no and then I've gone home I had to go home and apologize to my partner for my massive erection sorry I was just hanging out with the boys you know it is yeah oh honey no no no no this this erection was from the boys yeah we were just having fun they dared me to get nice and hard for him so he says I realized I've been very very lucky yeah you have if she's not asking any more questions yeah like why you had Viagra in the first place exactly why you had 35 of them to hand that you could swallow and why you took them out on your boy's night exactly yeah so many questions yeah so maybe don't take that many uh listeners

if you're on the old Viagra yeah maybe you stick to the prescribed dosage yeah what is the prescribed dosage I don't know don't they usually make him in like that was that was a trick question I assume like I'm guess one or two tablets yeah usually isn't that normal same as an aspirin they make them so you just take one or unless I guess if they're large pills they'll I don't know I I don't know do you take them right before as well or do you have to give it some time like how in like if I pop the pill do I start to become erect or do I have to take it like earlier in the day it's from what I've heard it's also not guaranteed you will become I think you still need something to stimulate you as well okay mhm I don't know though so it doesn't just make it

happen podcast at multipl nerdgasm docomomo that no no yeah Snapchat will work [ __ ] 4 on Snapchat send a picture of your penis vomiting rainbows [ __ ] oh we've got to talk about that yeah I know how good is it man I was sitting in um in a restaurant in in Manila yesterday like with tears of laughter running down my cheeks and the video after video after video of you vomiting rainbows I couldn't stop and ones that just started out like he weren't going to do it turned into you doing it yeah it's difficult to mask as well cuz it makes your cheeks Rosy so I had to go to a position where the lights made it look like oh I don't know if he's going to do it yeah and then I vomited rainbows is that a plugin for

Snapchat or is that like something else featur in the new the new version what you've got to do is before you like you hold it up for a selfie right and you touch your face and hold your finger on there and then it'll it'll it'll do it like it'll come up with options there's a bunch of different ones you can do it's really cool yeah speaking of selfies I encountered a weird thing today right I was on a plane and about halfway through the trip all the stewards came back out like they do when they do the safety message and they said okay now here's the Fun and Games part of the flight right ah and they they said Okay first person to do and they rattled off a few things first person to show a selfie that they took at the airport just now and first person to

show i' won a prize and there were several yeah right okay yeah first person to show a selfie of them getting on the plane I have heard of this that they're trying to sort of make it a bit more interesting get people to pay attention again I've had uh it was an I don't know why I was on Air New Zealand but it was an Air New Zealand flight and they because I've never been to New Zealand but they they did that and I thought oh that makes me want to go to New Zealand because that was fun they seem like fun people yeah yeah I've seen stuff happen there I've seen stuff happen on version International or oh yeah mhm yeah I've just it's cuz everyone you've been on everyone's been on a plane now we all know what you need to do so everyone stop paying attention

yeah oh man the delta videos where they're all goofing around they're great videos not cuz no one's paying attention anyway you might as well make it fun yeah and I've seen ones where they sing it and yeah New Zealand Air did a hobbit version yeah right very good very because yeah like really we don't need to know we all know yeah yeah it's like a tutorial in a video game now I don't need it anymore [Music] yeah is there a any update on robot sex I mean probably not no no no there's some there's some sex robot news is there does this come under dick news or or is yeah I mean I mean that's what I'd use if I was going to have sex with a robot yeah I'd probably use a dick if I was going to have sex with just about

anything yeah yeah yeah well well you know yeah unless it was one of my over positiv yep yep so uh this is just followup because last week while we were reviewing another article I saw in sidebar this headline would you have sex with a robot these scientists really don't want you to so I I'll give you the the cliffnotes version of this article basically awes scientists are making sex robots for us and by sex robot it means a blowup doll I guess that has some kind of mechanics in it it still looks like a freaky weird thing yeah like I wouldn't put my dick in this you know um but scientists have come out and said that this could be very dangerous for society as a whole because it may

make men no longer want to have meaningful relationships with actual human women they just watched that episode of future Rama then yeah see I often wonder about you know some people seem to take their anime ladies very seriously that's true you get those you know those p p what am I talking about pillows that you can cuddle cuddle pillows uh with a little anime woman on it and uh I don't know it just seems like maybe the guys are a little bit too into cartoon ladies that's true um the guys that make these basically said uh their goal is the opposite they want these to be out there and available to stop infidelity uh you know instead of having an affair with you know some you met online you can just [ __ ] one of these

sex robots instead um or apparently I'm gleaning from this they're all also making child versions of these so that pedophiles can [ __ ] robot children instead of going out and molesting real kids really that I don't know about that see because well even though even your so you can have sex with a robot instead of of your wife or or girlfriend or whatever that's still strange I guess although it's not because it's just masturbating it's not but it is but it but here's the thing the fact that it's shaped like a woman is kind of like if you're just using this purely to get off it doesn't have to be shaped like a woman or even be shaped like a vagina look at that iPad attachment exactly

right the fact that you're shaping it like a woman is kind of I can understand why some women would say well where just just [ __ ] objects now aren't we right okay I've got to think they're saying like so it'll stop husband going out and cheating um the the wife's not going to have a problem that he's got this life-sized doll I think if you actually have to provide a sex robot to prevent your husband from [ __ ] other women you have a problem regardless like robot does not solve the problem this is going to be the ultimatum every single time honey you up for it tonight I don't know well no problem honey I'll just go into the garage and [ __ ] me robot that's right oh man and you know she's just going to get stuck with cleaning

[Laughter] it man if they make the you know how you can get a flashlight that's shaped like a porn star's vagina mhm Y what what if they start making these robots shaped like you know it is it's just basically you know you get whoever in your I wondering who you going to go for there Matt yeah your example in your hypothetical porar I actually couldn't think of a [Laughter] name uh Katie Morgan see I don't know who that is but all right is Katie Morgan the one you made us look up once before no I was going to say CU Morgan was who's the one that they first made the flashlight of Stoya uh yeah yeah don't so they made one of her right that's creepy right for her I mean I would well then I would have thought that the the

flashlight thing was creepy enough but yeah it's a bit creepy I guess they don't give a [ __ ] they're getting paid a fortune clearly they don't care about it that much no they're just getting paid to endorse it really yeah no I think if you're if you're okay with I mean if you make porn you know what people are doing to it so you're okay with that yeah that's right probably probably it's not a huge issue but I just I I don't know I think if well unless your husband's like oh this is uh this is just a robot of sto that I've bought so that I don't cheat on you that's fine right so that I don't cheat on you with Stoya with sto well not that I have the option but yeah honey I uh I met Stoya at sexo and she was very interested and because I love you so much instead of [ __ ] her I

bought a life-size replica of her to [ __ ] instead do you reckon porn stars are up for it I think a lot of people think they probably are probably not yeah I reckon they're probably not but seems like people are like oh yeah they'd be up for it no probably not no they wouldn't they wouldn't no they get PA it's it's either a job or they're doing it because they like it the same way we all like it but they're not just up for it with anyone yeah yeah now some people seem to have funny ideas about that stuff but anyway so uh sex robots are going to ruin that reminds me of something a friend of mine said to me once years ago and I'll tell tell you who it is off a but um he said to me once that he enjoys

watching porn featuring women with animals like horses and donkeys really and I said why why do you like that why does that turn you on and his answer was if she's [ __ ] a horse I've probably got a chance with her well be honest that's I think I know who this is is that that I would not make that leap because if she's [ __ ] a horse chances are she's got a very specific taste yeah she's got something specific in mind and unless I mean is this person of the dark skinned persuasion no no well then probably not going to cut it yeah probably not bit of casual racism there you can of course get um it's not racist

to say that black guys have big dicks because that's a compliment no but it's one of those one of those uh micro aggressions you're not supposed to engage in anymore oh yeah it's that's the world we live in God you can't say anything about anyone no you can't you can't uh well while we're on the topic of that we finished with dick news sorry is that we might have gone through our dick news for this week all right uh do you want to talk about this this kid that was arrested for taking in a clock to school yeah homemade clock yeah so I've posted an update well it's not really update it's just a bit of a bit of more information in in there as well I think it's interesting like I make no I know I I don't know the details that well but uh do you want to run through

the the overall story first yeah look and it's not really breaking news anymore cuz I have seen a few people share this on Facebook now so it's it's kind of out there I think everybody knows about it yeah yeah so basically Muslim kid in an American School makes a homemade clock takes it into school to show it off uh School calls the cops and says that this kid's made a bomb brought it in and then the internet went crazy and said that's racism and Obama tweeted at him and said you can bring a clock to the White House any day the Facebook Mark Zuckerberg said we want more kids like him building stuff so he's welcome at Facebook he's got offered an internship at Twitter when he's old enough um I'm looking at a picture of

the clock yeah okay so yeah yeah that looks like a bomb well it's in a suitcase is what happened is first of all they didn't think it was a bomb clearly because and this got picked up people were questioning this at first anyway because if you thought he'd made a bomb you would Evacuate the school you would do all this stuff that you wouldn't just sit with him in the principal's office and discuss the bomb that he built so they obviously didn't think he' built a bomb um they thought that he had created a hoax bomb they thought that he was doing it on purpose he was making it look like one and what this guy's saying is from looking at the pictures of it he didn't make a clock that is a clock and they've confirmed what it is what model and all that kind of stuff it's an old alarm

clock that he's removed from its casing and put into a little suitcase and and the guy is saying to be honest it does look like he tried to make it look like a bomb sure like I I can see why they would assume that and or or at least question it so it it kind of seems like all the outrage is maybe a little overblown I don't know maybe maybe it is maybe it's not maybe he genuinely just thought it would be a cool thing to do to put a clock in a briefcase I probably would have thought something like that was cool as a kid as well but I also would have thought making it look like a bomb was cool yeah as a kid yeah and you probably wouldn't have brought it to school cuz you know that even something that kind of looks like a bomb is probably not allowed at

your school but then like the getting arrested is probably going too far I think as well yeah getting dragged into the principal's office I think would be enough I think everybody involved has just gone way overboard with this like even I mean [ __ ] the president's tweeting about it and clearly they don't they haven't considered the fact that I mean it is a bit weird that he did it cuz he like I say like this guy saying like he didn't make a clock from scratch he just he took the insid out of a clock and put him in a briefcase like yeah you know it still had to be plugged into the wall it wasn't anything particularly special about I mean although you know like I said he's a kid it's a cool thing to have done as a kid was that dangerous he could have electrocuted himself yeah

that's what the guy's saying the uh if if anyone slightly missed when they hitting the snooze button they would get a shock because of the way he's got everything positioned there but yeah I don't know it's just it's all gone very very very overboard I think and oh and the other thing to rec remember is that his father he's involved in politics and he's he's very anti- islamophobic and all that kind of stuff so I mean he's probably lapping this up so there's that that might be an element to bear in mind as well because this is pretty good for his case you know what I mean sure well this is where I think because I thought it was a hoax bomb I think it was if any child had have walked in with that it probably would have been the same reaction at this

school well I think people are saying the problem is that if it was a white kid they probably wouldn't have called the cops on him or arrested him that kind of stuff you know I don't know I don't it's this was in Texas maybe that's true maybe they wouldn't know if he was why I don't know man I don't know maybe if your name is ammed Mohammad yeah everything you do in Texas probably gets the cops called yeah I just I feel like he's not he's not as innocent as everyone on Facebook makes it sound it seems like he was a bit silly about this like yeah cuz yeah I can't like looking at it it does look like a bit of a bob yeah but it looks like an old James Bond era like cold war B exactly exactly just dragg it to the principal's office a couple of detentions done yeah and in

his defense I would have thought I would have thought that was badass when I was a kid oh yeah if you if if my friend brought that in was like look what I made I'd be like that is [ __ ] badass yeah yes in fact I would have tried to even make it look even more like a bomb yeah I mean I'm a traditionalist I think that all bombs should look like the bomb from the old Batman movie which is basically a bowling ball with a sparler with a fuse scking out of it so yeah I don't know at first I was a bit outraged but then like I said as I looked into it I was like oh well I can kind of see I guess it's it's grayer than it appeared to be on Facebook yeah don't listen to Facebook no I try not to that's why I got rid of Facebook who would have thought the internet took one

really specific angle of a quite complex situation and blew it out of proportion but this was blown out of proportion before I even got to Facebook yeah I mean you got the president tweeting at him as well and it's like well seems like even he didn't really know what was going on I reckon if he'd had all of this information he might have just left it but that's the thing like they worried that it was a hoax bomb which can actually be just as dangerous as a real bomb not just as dangerous perhaps but but no no a HOA could still lead to death yeah with the Panic that urance not as directly but you know what I mean yeah but what someone's saying is I mean the reality of it is right this device that he's got in there right it's got a speaker for

when the alarm goes off and what somebody said in the it was in the comment some one of these articles has said all he has to do is connect explosives up to the speaker cables and it is a bomb so I think he's like I don't think it's unreasonable to say don't do that don't bring that into school please yeah you know don't be putting that into a briefcase and bringing it to school that looks bad yeah I'm pretty sure even in our day if we had rocked up to school with a briefcase full of electronics we would have at least been questioned by the principal yeah they might not have called the police but they definitely would have known why we had brought that in yeah yeah yeah I don't know and we would have gone cuz

look how Co it is exactly yeah cuz it looks like a bomb yeah yeah yeah yeah but we come from a different time oh absolutely yeah yeah yes we do did you hear about sort of sad that we could say that already oh God yeah you know they don't use blackboards at school anymore they got the electric whiteboard they're all good that Smartboard boards yeah yeah we've got them at work somebody was talking about one of those and I didn't even know what it was and I felt really old yeah when I give training at work that we've got a Smartboard and yeah it's really weird is it actually a screen or is it just like a whiteboard that you can print things off like I've seen no it's a screen yeah okay you like push it you hook it up to the computer and then like when you push

the screen you can basically it's like a mouse like a touch screen yep [ __ ] that's that's that's fancy man there's a person working at my work who was born when we were in year 10 yeah oh God and they're working yeah yeah they finished their degree and they're working we're at the AFL and one of the players was born when in 1995 yeah let let's move on to something that know will make us feel old okay getting drunk that makes me feel young again um oh yeah have you guys seen these fancy liquid liquid nitrogen cocktails that they've I hadn't seen these they look [ __ ] awesome but I wouldn't drink one yeah I've seen I've seen them around not in uh I may have

seen one in a bar I've seen fancy cocktails with like dry ice and things before apparently they can be a bit dangerous and I I wouldn't have known this so I'm kind of glad I saw this article but basically what's happened is they've developed it's a cocktail they shoot it with liquid nitrogen to make it kind of smoke and look I guess it makes it cold as well and in theory it's it's fine as long as it dissipates in everything the gas dissipates um but what's happened is when they do it you have to wait for the nitrogen to go away otherwise you're going to have a bad time and so what's happened is This Woman's ordered one of these cocktails uh actually no the bartender gave it to her for free cuz it was her birthday a so he's popped it up on the bar and it's

it's got smok and stuff coming out of it and she goes oh is it safe to drink and he said yeah yeah drink it while it's still smoking which is like the big no no part isn't it right because she took a sip and then smoke started coming out of her nose and mouth and she said straight away she knew something was not right and her stomach expanded and literally uh exploded perforated because of the gas oh my God because of the gas yeah so she was taken for emergency surgery had her stomach removed and a direct connection was created between her esophagus and her small bowel hopefully if they've given her a some kind of stomach although possibly not basically yeah they look dramatic but you've got to wait for the nitrogen to go away uh otherwise it's really really

dangerous and the bar uh the staff were basically told wait 10 seconds before drinking yeah those was the safety instructions they were given see cuz I hear about these cocktails and I also hear about desserts being made with it maybe we shouldn't be using something so dangerous for something we're going to ingest well this article also says that the bar has admitted they actually looked into this to see whether there were any health risks involved how is it to get liquid nitrogen uh I don't know I'll be honest I I would have thought it was more difficult than than it apparently is because after watching Terminator 2 I wanted some yeah yeah and I watched uh uh might have been at queston in fact watched somebody freeze a squash ball and smash it with a hand I

was like I want that stuff seen do so much fun to play with yeah I say if it's this easy to get some I say we get some and have some fun what we I say we make cocktails out of it I say we find someone who doesn't mind us putting their hand in it because that's what I really want to know bad new that's uh that's what happens at the end of uh what's the Stallone movie the one on set in the Future with Wesley Snipes oh demolition Demolition Man yeah yeah Demolition Man they freeze him at the got to watch that again that's a great great movie sorry spoilers so anyway yeah if you're out and you see a liquid nitrogen drink it's fine safe to drink as long as the gas has dissipated do not drink it still smoking it's not ready even if the bartender says do it tell

him he's a [ __ ] with yeah probably best not to insult your bartender a [ __ ] it spoken like a real alcoholic you want them to be your friend yeah that's true we started a new uh spin-off series the other week uh would you guys want to hear the next episode uh we've been hanging out for the next episode all right cool yeah I assume everybody has the listeners probably have too um this is this is called tempting fate uh this is a new uh completely original fresh and new yep yeah you've never heard anything like this before and here we are with episode two of tempting fate previously I'm tempting fate Barnaby Wellington has been in prison for the murder of Darlene small shoe for the past 20 years but is he innocent

well if he wasn't raping and murdering my wife wife what was he doing something I discovered during the course of this investigation is that it is very difficult to account for your time for example what did you do on Wednesday 3 weeks ago 1 week ago what about a few minutes ago Terry can you remember what you were doing 5 minutes ago where were you 5 minutes ago I've got no idea uh I might have been outside having a Dar or uh was I scratching my scen then actually I don't know was I talking to you I guess we'll never know Barnaby has to remember the precise details of a trip that he took home from work 20 years ago this is a collect call from the Pila County Correctional Facility I remember exactly what I was doing what would you like to know yeah

but I mean no one can remember details from that long ago I left work at precisely 1702 I spent four minutes driving to the orphanage where I dropped off some hand knitted sweaters at 1710 I stopped by the home of Mrs dunde the oldest resident of piger to make her a cup of tea old gray with a lemon twist from there I drove to the piga community center arriving 7 minutes early for my 1730 World memory Championship training we're had a competition the week later you see yeah Terry had trouble remembering as well are you serious I sometimes I wish I could just remember the details the police make all of this so much easier we tried to verify Barnaby's timeline but unfortunately the orphanage has since closed and Mrs dundy passed away many years ago that old [ __ ] died

too that's suspicious she probably shouldn't have slept with my wife next time I'm tempting fate Terry and I travel back to Pillager to continue the [Music] investigation wow wow what will they discover I don't know but I think it's going to be pretty interesting wow speaking of uh it's pretty interesting or more to the point things that weren't that interesting do we have a jingle for technology news that that Dan has a go of and really just wishes that it was better than it was the jingle all right [ __ ] I'll figure something out [Music] Jesus it go off and really just wishes that it was better than it was so

um last week as you know I was at Singapore Comic-Con yeah and then yesterday I was at um Philippines Comic-Con W I've got o Comic-Con next week nice three Comic Cons in three weeks yeah so um this one was pretty interesting they they they kind of they're a bit more formal I'd say like there's a bit more kind of sponsored material it's less like a kind of free-for-all bring your own shop um but the guests AR as good so right you know did you see anyone this time uh no no I didn't I didn't it was just recognize anybody's yeah so this time this had actors that I knew was you know oh okay somebody from uh The Avengers but none of the really famous people and someone from Game of Thrones but none of the really famous people right

right someone who's dead Thrones no no someone who's alive but just never featured that someone who's alive so wasn't interesting enough to kill correct yeah yeah you wouldn't even know their name so what was interesting was that they had an Oculus Rift and never having put one on I decided to line up for the two hours and try it out two hours yeah wow see that's why I've never tried one yeah well I decided [ __ ] it I'm doing it and I I went away from like I put my name on theist like Lin up for a bit and then asked if I could go away and come back and they put my name down and then I went away and came back and lined up for another half hour and then went in wow that's where you need me that's right yeah exactly yeah okay that's put that on the

list for this this upcoming Packa Luke you'll try the Oculus Rift and you have to help me I can do that I'll organize that so have you guys tried this thing no no I keep every time I go to somewhere I go I see it and I go I want to try that and I never go back and do it see I know somebody who's got one and but he moved away so I can't I can't use it well here's my review and this is really subjective and I've only played one game on it it was one of the horror games but let me just preface this by saying that in the line waiting to go in there was a screen where you could watch the people who were using it before you right right and in the line I saw people pull it off after less than a minute and say no I can't handle it it's too it's too scary

I saw they pull it off a girl who Wasing her eyes out I saw a girl pass out and have to be revived with smelling salts really I've I've saw somebody hyperventilate and had to be given water and calmed down before they could continue huh and so I I went in there with pretty high hopes that it was like an immersive experience and I wondered like [ __ ] I mean like do I have the stomach for this you know I'm I going to freak out after a minute yeah the answer is no the answer is it's a [ __ ] video game yep like here's my here's my experience they put it on you right they put the Eyes thing the the the mask I don't know does that have a name the eye piece the Oculus the Oculus room they put that on you and they put headphones on you right

yeah well they have a name already yes and then they hand you a controller right uhhuh that has a name too yeah the controller yep Y and then the pi comes up and you go okay cool and you turn your head to the left and then the right and your vision moves to the left and right and you go okay that's pretty cool until you realize that you still have to play the game with the same controls as any other video game as in one analog stick for forward and back and one analog stick for direction and it's easier to use that than to continually move your head anyway right so after the first look around I didn't move my head again right so I may as well just been watching this on a TV yeah I feel like that's a recipe for for just throwing up is to have your head and be moving it

independently of your thumbs you just don't do it like it's just you stop doing it it's it's like with the Wii the first time you play a sword fighting game you stand up in the on guard position and then every other time you play it you're sitting on the couch yeah you know it's just like that it doesn't actually help you now the game itself was fine it was kind of like a I forget what it was called and I've to look it up and I I can't find it but it was basically like a Slender Man kind of thing you're you're alone and you're in a scary place and things occasionally jump out and scare you and that's all well and good but honestly this is far from a game changer and if I could give you an analogy the Oculus Rift is to a

TV what headphones are to speakers yeah you know what I mean like all it does is direct something right in front of you it doesn't actually immerse you yeah okay okay interesting it's like just watching a screen that you don't look away from there is one coming out it's not a Oculus but there's another one coming out where they actually recommend that you have like a room to play in sure right yeah so you will be walking around yeah look and that might improve it or even I've seen ones where you're on like a treadmill or something like this but I mean for something that's been promised to me since I was 8 years old watching an episode of behind the news and they showed us virtual reality and said this is just a around the corner and that was nearly 30 years

ago and then I have a go at this like honestly I have no idea why people were fainting and crying and freaking out I don't think that was so much the rift that might have just been people who don't really play games must be yeah yeah could be see I wonder about see having it on and being on a treadmill for example seems like a really bad idea because moving left and right with a thumb stick is not the same as as walking so if I'm running in a game right and then I go to run to the left like instinctually I'm going to run off the treadmill and hurt myself you know what I mean like my first instinct if I'm actually running is not going to be to use the thumb stick to steer while still propelling myself forward with my legs yeah yeah and so that I think if

it's if it's going to be really immersive cuz I think if if you're stationary and you can use something like the connect that could be really cool sure like if you if you don't move uh you know know around too much in the game you could use to connect in the Oculus Rift and that could be really immersive but if you've got to like I said if you if you exploring a mansion like there's no way to do that properly and be able to move using your legs it's not feasible yeah unless they can develop some kind of thing that you can walk on where you don't actually move you know what I mean yeah like a like a I don't know like a giant ball that you can walk on top of or something but then again it needs to I don't know you need to not notice it

otherwise it's not going to work that well I don't know so I see what you mean yeah I can imagine it is it's just like having two screens strapped to your eyeballs yeah that's right and it's like I was so disappointed I walked away from this and I was like how can I finally got inside the Oculus Rift and be this unmoved by it yeah what I think it's going to be I think it's the you're playing the wrong type of game with it yeah y from what I've heard like playing a game like um lunar lander I think that's what it's called Where You're Just Landing a space shuttle on the moon yeah I reckon for something like that or for elite dangerous right Elite dangerous if I'm in a chair like that that feels like I'm in a spaceship and I'm actually like controlling the

spaceship and you know my hands are on the controls obviously that you can get reach around push all the buttons cuz it would it wouldn't work but and then when I look around I'm looking around in my spaceship like that would be great yeah yeah that's what I think it's going to be great for I think a game where you have to run around it's not going to work yeah no I think we're we're we're way off from that happening and this is from someone who hasn't used it obviously but here's the thing like people were fainting yeah yeah I don't think that was a rift I think that was just the people you were in line with yeah but that's the thing like have you never played a video game what are you doing at

ComicCon like it's like yeah I mean there's things jumping out at you and mostly it's the sound that startles you if anything but here's the thing so I'm going around this ghost thing flashes up in front of my face I'm like oh okay well now I know things jump out at you so it didn't startle me again yeah and it's not like it looks real it looks like Nintendo here's a question did you have a little nose in front of you [Laughter] what I know what you mean I know what you mean what the some people were getting quite sick when they using the rift so what they've actually done is they've sort of put in like just in the middle like a little could be a little nose because you see your nose yeah I can't see my nose now you can you can I can see mine I big nose I have to go

like full crosseyed to even see like a blur where my nose would be and I've got a very big nose yeah see I do but not even I always see mine but not really it's there but you don't see it like now that you've said that I'm absolutely aware of my nose and also part of the center you know like whatever it is that goes up from my nose to my to my eyebrows I can't see these things yeah no it's there I can see my lips if I do like a kissy face in front of me like I'm not looking at it but it's there in my peripheral I can't see mine see it just stop people getting motion sickness they added that into games and that's sended to help a lot of people little nose can you adjust the nose size I don't know can you can you can they make it so when you look down you see little

p or a pair of boobs yeah virtual woman yeah yeah people be making videos about that if they do it yeah they will someone made a there was a video about that virtual sex game that someone made for the Oculus Rift of course they did yeah y first thing they did I'm sure that already exists who do you have sex with sto I think yeah I think you just walk around and look at look at naked women and then you go oh you and then obviously because they only Built the eyepiece you then just have to masturbate oh yeah that's right oh I can't see that angering anyone on the internet no no well while we're on games I

noticed that little lukie's played some Witcher yes I've finally finished Mad Max and I decided I'd play The Witcher now you you mean the Witcher three right or you starting at the first one The Witcher three I tried to play the first Witcher and I just couldn't get into it yeah don't do that I tried to play the second one and I tried to play the second one after the Xbox one came out and couldn't couldn't play that yeah oh could you playing it on 360 not PC yeah yeah it's it looks it looks good on PC but yeah 360 it's not that great I'm a fair bit in and when I first started playing I did not like it really I really didn't know what you saw in it now I'm a bit further in and it's not as hard M now I've leveled up a bit and I wasn't trying to take on harder quests

I'm actually starting to enjoy it a little bit okay okay it's not I wouldn't say it's one of my favorite games like I enjoyed man Max a lot more yeah really i' I'd love if that review got on the poster I'm starting to enjoy this a little bit not one of my favorite games but I like it but a game I really liked was Mad Max no but it's really like even with the other Witcher games I didn't really see what the big fuss was I didn't think they were that good it's just the story is very good but if you don't care about the story I mean it's and also the I guess the setting I've already had sex with one person oh who um the witch Kira yeah y got her in the bed yeah I knew you would yep cuz you don't even have to

you have to choose to do that and I and I chose I knew you would yeah K did you yeah of course um well I've been playing it for that long and I haven't had sex with anybody yet so might as well be her it's not going to be like uh Skyrim where we all end up married to the same woman is it cuz that just got awkward no this is a bit more on the rails I think it's not as yeah you don't you don't get to uh you don't get to do as many so far as uh as some of the other games or rather not as very see the people that you have sex with so far in which I can't believe this is actually a thing is this a segment y um virtual are all are all kind of main characters in a way yeah I reckon you have sex with Kira probably Tris and

yennefer yep which is a stupid name yennefer yeah yennefer Jennifer with a Y yenifer vengerberg well yeah I can confirm that but uh that's what I mean but in the others or maybe not Witcher two so much but definitely in the first one there were a lot more random people that you could or you could choose to or choose not to right did you have to control these or no no no no it's just a cut scene but in the first one in the first one you got like achievements and and or maybe not achievements I don't know if steam would have allowed that but you could get like uh collectible cards in game like tarot cards with with the ladies generally with their boobs out I remember there was a big uproar over that when that was happening oh gee I can't think why that women are being

used as literal trophies yeah yeah it awesome yeah we're a long way away from us being able to control the character while they're having sex y that no seriously that won't actually be legal under our classifications in Australia yep yeah that's why they the South Park game you weren't allowed to rape Randy in the uh in the alien spacecraft I still haven't seen that is that what you call it you played the game there right yes yes okay great game yeah I played the game without all that on it but then I went and watched all those scenes on the internet okay I played the uncensored version it was great it adds The Experience because when it starts because you know how it works right you ridiculous yeah because it's it's like Guitar Hero in a way and

if you hit it wrong then the dildo starts hitting him but then yeah it goes so fast that it's impossible and he's and you're hitting the buttons and he's going oh God him that was such a great game like yeah such an unexpectedly great game it wasn't and it wasn't like it was a right length it wasn't a long game it wasn't a short game it yeah it was perfect they need to make another one they are they are yeah they've announced it did you not know that oh no I did not I wasn't sure they either that's great yeah um what's it called it's uh it's they the superheroes in this one the raccoon guy the [ __ ] yeah the [ __ ] South Park the fractured but hole is the new new game oh I did not hear about that I didn't really pay attention to E3 at all this

year for some reason oh okay yeah there wasn't a huge amount of stuff I don't think actually you know what that's not true there was the Final Fantasy remake and all that kind of stuff there's a lot of remakes that that better be coming out on the Xbox I don't know I want achievements and I want to play that game again and I can't play unless I get achievements achievements have ruined me you're a ruined man well it's sort of like if I play game PC I'm so like Yep this is fun and all but but what does it get me but I can't if I play the Xbox which is over there I can get an achievement do you know I started to feel a bit like that when I I I played World of Warcraft for a little bit right and then I went back to uh I can't remember what it was at the time it

might have been Dragon Age or something and I was like you know what this is fun but no one even knows that I've achieved this a where no you know what I mean but whereas in World of Warcraft you know I'm walking around in my armor yeah it's like yeah I've seen [ __ ] you know and then I realized MMOs are [ __ ] compared to actual games yeah because they can't deliver that experience yeah although they they've tried a lot but but maybe if you're playing with an Oculus Rift no maybe no World of Warcraft for an Oculus Rift that seems pointless yeah yeah racing game could be fun in Oculus Rift if you had like a steering wheel and stuff o oh and I think that is going to going to be compatible with the Xbox oh yeah yeah they announced that so yeah a racing game with my steering

wheel setup is going to be amazing yeah think go that could be cool cuz you could look behind I'm going to have to get an Oculus Rift now mhm but it would only be for checking your side mirrors the rest of the time you're staring ahead which you're doing anyway yeah no no because you check texts on your phone while you're driving that it' be good because you can actually see Corners better and no it will be a lot better yeah I that might be true I mean it's something that they've tried to introduce in games already when you play on like realistic that when you turn the corner your head will sort of turn you look further and it's bit confusing doesn't work that well but that could be that could be cool though to be able to look around corners and stuff but that's

what you're saying like Elite dangerous as well and I think make a new X-Wing game yeah yeah no elite elite dangerous I reckon would be great the Oculus Rift which reminds me I played the demo of that and I liked it but I don't know if I liked it enough to buy it and now the demo has probably expired cuz it's time limited I so that's annoy purchased it on the Xbox is it good um cuz the controls took so long for me to do anything I was like I don't even know if I like this game yet because I can't do anything cuz it's so complicated went through the tutorial and then I went now what do I do and I turned it off I think it's a game that you really need to play with people as well it's an MMO yeah do you know what this game is Dan sorry while we're okay

it's basically like uh like Wing Commander or Elite or you know freelancer all those kind of games where you fly around in a spaceship and you do stuff um but it's an MMO so you there other people in the world and you get quests and but I mean most of the time you're flying your spaceship and it's really cool except it's it's quite complicated to control right it doesn't hold your hand at all no it's like you've got to hit X to engage the weapons then you got to hold down X and choose what [ __ ] ammo otherwise they're not going to work and then you they over heat and then even just maneuvering the ship at first was confusing it's not an arcade style control sure it seemed very cool but like I said the the demo is timed and I

hadn't figured out even how to do anything well that's not quite true but I hadn't figured out if I likeed the game yeah I purchased that demo you purchased the game well yeah at the time when you got the the trial it also was you can pre purchase it now yeah yeah and they said if you buy it now you get it at a reduced rate and I went screw it I'm going to do it and yeah I haven't played it since yeah mhm mhm cuz that's what I do oh that's what I do as well well as we discussed I'm still I'm just playing Tomb Raider now so yeah just in time for it to come out free yeah even though I've already paid for it but I will uh I will play the next one hopefully when probably couple of years later when that's free y anything to uh kind of take us out

this week yeah you guys read this article about about kids who literally tunneled out of their school to escape and then went and tried to buy a sports car yeah that's pretty awesome I like that they had a plan it wasn't just let's just get out of here it was a let's go here and buy a car yeah yeah they described it as a mission now these kids are really young too like they're five years old it's not like it's a bunch of teenagers that did this it's primary school kids yeah yeah so they they wanted a specific car I believe a Jaguar yeah a joke but they didn't have any money of course not they're fine of course not certainly not enough to buy one of them and they

walked over a mile just over a mile to a car showroom selling luxury cars I like this a female driver noticed them and asked what they were doing they told her they'd come from kindergarten to buy a Jaguar but they did not have any money she put them in the car and drove them to a police station yeah yeah well this this makes me think I mean did you guys have any hairbrain schemes going when you were kids cuz I I can remember one specific one that I've had I'm not even sure if I've talked about on this podcast before but have you guys have any schemes yeah I ran away from school once yeah yeah my friend Adam and I was in probably year five year four or five we just were like you want to go not be at school and I was like yeah all right cool so we um we just left left uh and

another kid spotted us on the way out and must have told somebody cuz and our plan was basically that we would uh walk down to the main road and just wait for a bus um foolproof yeah take us into penth yeah and hopefully we could go see a movie or something even though I I think we even had any money but anyway it wasn't to be honest now that I think about it I don't know how we were going to we were intending to catch the bus we're probably going to try and use our bus passes which would have been a bit of a giveaway to the bus driver yeah yeah but uh yeah we made it uh we made it fairly far but uh not not anywhere near the main road or a bus stop and a teacher came and picked us up cuz as I said somebody saw us leaving yeah mine wasn't quite like that mine

was I got in trouble in class and was told to go outside and I didn't actually know I was in trouble at all and I didn't know what go outside meant and so I went outside how old were you kid I would have been like year one or year two I didn't know what outside was I'd only ever been in that classroom where I was born I mean I didn't understand like the ghost sit outside cuz I was in trouble so I went outside I found some other kids and I went and played tag for about an hour and then I came back [ __ ] that is that is Luke that is Luke y like don't tell him to go outside don't don't leave him unattended ever that's right don't ever be so vague as to just tell him that leaving the room is his punishment he will go and play with some people yeah he will find something fun

to do it's a great afternoon yeah so what's yours Dan I'm curious Well mine's quite elaborate all right did I ever tell you guys about the time I tried to murder my year one teacher yeah I don't think I've heard this one yeah I have but but I'm I'm happy to hear it again have I hadn't talked about it on the podcast I don't think so okay so we had teacher her name was Miss Hopkins Miss Hopkins if you're listening we tried to kill you so we hated her so much like she was just so strict you couldn't you couldn't do anything wrong or you just I spent the entire year with my nose against the back wall like and I wasn't a naughty kid but somehow I got in trouble every day and we used to just

be constantly paranoid we were going to get sent out and so we decided that she had to be killed it was the only solution make sense yeah so we drew this diagram in the library at lunchtime on this big bit of paper uhhuh and we would we would dig a pit in the out of bounds area where no one could see us digging cuz nobody was allowed and we would fill the pit with big wooden spikes then we would cover the pit with leaves and put a trip wire between two trees then we would wait until she was the teacher on duty I.E the teacher who was in the playground at lunchtime watching the kids Y and we would go up and we would tell her off we would swear we would be repulsive and then we would

run and she would chase us and we would run into the out of bounds area we'd know to jump the trip wire and we'd know to jump the pit she wouldn't she'd trip on the wire fall in through the leaves and be impaled yeah on the on the spikes below are you sure you want to tell story I'm just thinking about it now and so we um we dug the hole so we We snuck into the out of bounds area and we dug the hole and we couldn't find anything uh kind of spear like so we got those really big thick colored pencils and sharpened them in the electric sharpener which used to make things really really sharp and we stuck them into the ground up in this hole and we covered it with leaves and Ben bobin who

was also sorry Ben ining names Jesus then bobin had brought in cuz his mom did knitting had brought in for the trip wire some wool and I remember it was a green wall and we tied that across the tree and the only reason that the plan didn't go ahead beyond that point was because none of us were game enough to go go up to miss Hopkins and swear in case the plan failed and she lived how old were you uh it was year one so we would have been five turning six Jesus CHR how deep was the hole the hole was only as deep as the lead pencils were so uh they were it was probably 6 in deep so the the spikes came to the top of the hole but then were obscured by leaves so um we just left it we left it as as it was

so hopefully no one got hurt if so well you're not in the country anymore that's right Miss Hopkins didn't get hurt that's uh just in case she survived or she didn't and she came back from the dead to hunt you down yeah that would have that would have been that would have been bad also now did you have any thoughts about if it did happen if you would get into trouble no no because here's the thing she was the one who used to get us in trouble yeah exactly we had never gone in trouble from another teacher yeah so what she going to do as far as we knew the only reason we were getting in trouble at all was because Miss Hopkins was a [ __ ] was alive that's right yeah we also had this

uh this other plan I forget whether this was before or after of just to just to get back at her um you know we used to have uh excursions and used to have to bring money in an envelope so used to have to so that basically the teacher would come in and there' be a pile of envelopes on the table each with like a $5 bill and a permission slip signed in them so we decided that to really just [ __ ] get her right we would write a whole bunch of swear words on a piece of paper and you know the the way the adults wanted us to not swear we we thought they must have been just horribly offended by these words so yeah right so we were just going to put that and she might die of fright yeah we were just going to put them into blank

envelopes and put them in the pile anonymously so that as she was going through she would occasionally there were three or four of us who did this she would occasionally find one that was just just swearing um di but once again once again we would too we're too nervous to actually go through with it so two of us me and Ben bobin again sorry Ben um we had a different we did it at home so I decided no I can't write swear words like that's just going to be just crossing line so I drew pictures of all the swear words instead which is actually probably worse yeah so I drew a bum and I drew like Underpants and just all these things Underpants that was a sar word Underpants and she's going to go yeah it's going to be horrified and Ben had

the same thought he didn't want to write them so he just left all the vowels out so he just wrote like sht and stuff like this so so he's probably he's probably some new app developer now that's got some startup in what he's doing in fact I'm going to look him up right now Ben bobbin there can't meet too many Ben bobbin in the world his name's now Ben [Laughter] bbin oh man miss Hopkins [ __ ] [ __ ] she was a [ __ ] what's she doing now h dead probably a good chance she is it was close to 30 years ago oh Ben bobin moved to Perth I know a few people have moved to Perth what's there I don't know man there's a prison I just want to know what he does for a living there's a

monkey related Pub that I can't remember the name of where only monkeys are allowed to go no it's just called I've been to Perth and uh they I said oh you know what Paul my friend Paul who you you guys know I think went and uh Paul if you're listening how you going um we wanted to go out and we said oh where should we go and they said Oh The Golden Monkey or something like that it's you know it might even be monkey it was golden something maybe but anyway we went there and it was uh Friday night we got there at like 11 and they're like last drinks we're like oh Perth sucks no though I think it's smart I don't get the whole let there's no point in going out if you're not going out till starting at midnight why not just

go out earlier and get home in a decent time and then still have your weekend yeah and that's uh this week's crabs with [ __ ] that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time