↓ Skip to main content

Xbox

We've talked about Xbox in 46 episodes since 2014. Most recent: No Jonas: Xbox Merges Studios & The Elizabeth Holmes Doco.

No Jonas: Xbox Merges Studios & The Elizabeth Holmes Doco

Nathan Fielder moved into Elizabeth Holmes’ house for 10 days before she went to jail, made a documentary about it, and somehow it’s rated R for graphic nudity. We have no idea what’s going on and we cannot wait. Also: Luke watched all of Silo Season 3 instead of going for a swim (the pool wasn’t warm enough), Matt went to see the Jonas Brothers and actually enjoyed it (being supportive, he insists), and Xbox had another rough week -Ninja Theory is being shut down after Microsoft couldn’t sell them, and Halo is now Activision’s problem.

Firing Squad: Xbox Mass Layoffs & Sony Deletes 551 Movies

So Taylor Swift got married, Adam Sandler officiated (yes, really, no one knows why either), and you could buy ‘wedding memorabilia’ off a New York street artist - including a used ovulation test - for $25. We live in a society. Then there’s the Xbox stuff, which is a lot. Like, a LOT. Thousands of jobs gone, Double Fine just… set free, id Software’s programmers shown the door (great for the legendary game engine people, obviously), and Obsidian pulled off Avowed 2 to go make Fallout instead. The good news: this is what everyone wanted since New Vegas. The bad news: it’s happening because Microsoft bought literally everything and then panicked.

Naked on the Beach: Commodore Flip Phone, Elder Scrolls 6 & Xbox Layoffs

Matt beat an innocent stranger to death with a rock this week. Listen to find out what the hell that’s about. We get into the Xbox chaos (Ninja Theory gone, Elder Scrolls 6 still apparently coming in 2028 or possibly never, Tim Schafer potentially going indie), the Commodore flip phone that blocks social media and may or may not be purchased by Luke on the spot, why Ridley Scott doing Treasure Island feels weird, and the very depressing news that Europe can’t legally force publishers to keep game servers alive.

Haxxorfuxxorwarezdude: Silent Hill 2 Remake & Final Fantasy 7 Remake

Welcome to the future! It’s creepy, invasive and you have no secrets. AND you have no flying car. Ripped off. This week we talk Baldurs Gate 3 mods, is Xbox losing the console wars?, Starfield Shattered Space, Silent Hill 2 remake, some Watch Dogs glasses and California’s new law that’s forcing companies to admit that you don’t own things. Oh and more!

Delayed Overreaction: Cyberpunk 2077 Delay & Mixer Shuts Down

Lots happened this week! We’ve got streaming service shutdowns, silicon showdowns and game delay meltdowns. Billy Mitchell is back on top Mixer certainly isn’t Apple announces a lot of stuff Star Wars Squadrons is a game Elon Musk says he didn’t have a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delvigne And Amber Heard’s lawsuit against Johnny Depp has been dropped Cyberpunk has been delayed You can no longer spawn in Klan members in Red Dead 2 online PAX is going online

Cleavage Denied: Disney+ Nudity Censorship & SpaceX Crew Dragon

Luke is headed for the number one spot on the Xbox Achievement Ladder! Matt and Dan crap on about Disco Elysium a little bit more, but hopefully not too much. Disney is making sure kids don’t accidentally catch a glimpse of a boob, but they’re also trying to secretly mess with their sexual preferences? And Space X sent people into space, yay!!! Disney+ blurs out cleaveage Back To The Future 2 censored on Netflix Always Sunny renewed for record breaking 15th season!

Maclunkey: The Mandalorian & Jedi: Fallen Order

Is Maclunkey the younger brother of hit 80s TV character Macgyver? Or is he some sort of noir gumshoe? Listen to this weeks episode to find out that, and more! Han shoots. That’s all we know for sure. Maclunkey! Do we need another holiday special? Disney+ is doing just fine Without Spider-man And with a touch of racism Anthem might get better! And you can stream it to your phone! We didn’t win any awards. YET.

Pulsing Citrus: Baldur's Gate 3 Announcement & Google Stadia Launch

It’s E3 time again, which means we speculate on what we think game studios might announce and whether or not that pisses us off. Links:Now you can smell like an Xbox! Jedi Fallen Order gameplay from E3Google Stadia launch November and costs $9.99 a month The Elder Scrolls 6 will be a game you play for a decade Baldur’s Gate 3 announced Apple announced the world’s most expensive monitor stand