Doctor Who Aided Bin Laden: Firewatch Refund Drama & The Jinx

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all bit Arty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat piness inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to all things nerdy I'm going to be a little distracted this episode I'm sorry I'm just going to apologize for that right now are you trying to get an achievement I'm not trying to get an achievement at the moment but I'm just very mindful I might have to right are you currently on your Xbox the Xbox is on in the corner ready to go the controller is in With

Arms Reach you are you were online today playing were yes so you just didn't get an achievement oh no no no I got about, 1500 gamer score today so what's the problem problem is the competition ends at 11 so hour and 15 minutes away it's all right we can wrap this up by then the team's 219 points above being eliminated right so what you're saying is that if we get halfway through this podcast and you notice you're falling behind you're just going to abandon Matt and I and jump into the Xbox that is exactly what I'm saying all right I'm just being very honest open no I'm glad I'm glad to being honest honesty is kind of uh is our thing you know we uh we tell each other everything you reminded me of something that I didn't put in the spreadsheet but that I did want to bring

up then you can't bring it up ah damn it because Fair Point Fair Point the spreadsheet is everything to us all right well moving on then moving on no I told Luke about this yesterday I finished a game oh I'm guessing it wasn't Witcher 3 it was I finished the main story line for Witcher 3 well done how do you feel good I feel good I got a I kind of had to put my blinders on and just just power walk to the end you know MH yeah and so you know like these villagers were like sir please help I was like no no [ __ ] off sorry I've got to finish this otherwise I'll be here [ __ ] forever just flipping the finger as you walk past him on the horse I'm sorry madam I I know that you really miss your daughter but I've got to play Fallout 4 sometimes was that deard Kane

that you were doing there by the way yes hello please help me I need to identify things immediately I'd like to tell you a story as you walk off stay a while and listen I'd like to tell you to stay a while and listen but yeah man that was a very very good game yeah man it's so long I thought I was near the end so many times and I I was not like it's very long there's a lot of content there in a good way I think if you just powered through and and only followed the main story line well no that's not quite true right because when I got to the end there's there's a point where you you go to talk to somebody and they're like all right well we're uh we're about to have the final battle you know hint hint you got anything you want to wrap up before we uh you know yeah

and then I was like forget it let's just go like otherwise I'll be here forever and I got little a bunch of little popups saying you know this Quest failed that Quest failed this Quest failed and I was like oh that hurts but you know it's done we've got to finish this the ending that I got I was actually pretty happy with because everything kind of wrapped up in a way that I was happy with but I did notice that there was certain things and I was like oh I I see if I had the time to finish this or finish that that might have turned out differently you know mhm anyway still the best game of last year and it might be the best game of this year considering it took me that long to play well it's ear early I actually went to play it again recently but uh when it

came up with 16 gig update I went I've got to play Fallout Jesus doesn't it just update when you're not there mine does can set it you can set it to do background updates or to not the Xbox in this room is set to auto update the Xbox in the other rooms not why don't you turn it on Luke good point yeah cuz I don't think I've ever I mean the worst I've is when I buy a game and I come home and it wants like I think what Dead Rising wanted 16 gig or something at launch and I was like [ __ ] off Dead Rising can suck my dick well that's why I just a good thing about buying all my games digitally I get to work in the morning I look at the list see what's out I go oh that's out click the button buy it installs I come home I play okay well anyway so I finished wicher 3 uh

that's still the DLC I'm not going to get that yet I'll I'll come back to that I'm going to play some Fallout 4 and first question I asked you when you said you finished it yeah have no oh right no there's another uh there's another DLC coming out as well I don't know I think I'll be back in the world of The Witcher but it's time for me to move on for a little bit you just need a little bit of a break yeah play some rise of the Tomb Raider play some Fallout 4 we'll see we'll see what happens you play some Fallout 4 Matt all right you either get obsessed with Fallout 4 or you [ __ ] off like there's no other option it doesn't give you another option I I just Haven finished every mission in that game and I'm still playing it I'm now I'm just [ __ ] working out trade routs

and linking up settlements and just can't stop have you purchased the season pass yet oh [ __ ] no [ __ ] you you do it do it today yeah or tomorrow at the latest you're right how much is it 50 bucks now at at the moment it's 50 but it's going to jump up to 80 whatever 70 or 80 I've never ever had the time to play DLC for a Fallout game really yeah oh man Fallout 3 had some amazing DLC you know what I played through uh New Vegas twice and I still haven't done any DLC really yeah yeah I've played through the I've played through both of those twice and the DLC you know what had amazing DLC that you two probably both ignored BioShock Infinite yes cuz I loan the game to someone and I never got it back I will say I know that sounds accusing you guys

but it's not no cuz I we bought on the same day uh I I think that the the DLC for BioShock Infinite the one where it's back in time and you're actually in Rapture when it was at its height was better than the game itself I love I want to give that another shot there's a rumor I think sent from one of you guys mhm mhm remastered for current conso yeah yeah yeah I'm really hoping that's true yeah I don't want it just backwards compatible I want a remaster yeah yeah that' be nice yeah those are all all great games they weren't too short that's for sure and uh that leads me on to an article that I saw [ __ ] you Matt I'll tell you one game that wasn't too short Witch of three oh yeah sorry is that a segue to go back and talk about Witch of three no it was a

adjusted version of the original segue that I did okay there's a game that everyone keeps telling me we should play uh it's called firat and it's out on Steam I don't think it's on consoles just watch fire yeah I do enjoy that late at night T but it's a game where you um you're a character who's lost uh in the wilderness and it's kind of a weird from what I from what I understand kind of a lost Style Adventure where you're trying to figure out what's going on and survive and all that kind of stuff so anyway people are loving this game and there was one person who loved it bought it played through it in 2 3 hours it takes about 2 3 hours to play through the whole thing it cost $18 and then this person finished the game and then

went you know what I'm still under the time where I could get a refund on Steam they went on to the official forums for the game for the developer and said look uh his his part of the post so this game was $18 I purchased it because I enjoy games like this and I enjoyed this game a lot like way more than a healthy amount but it was 2 or 3 hours and I feel like there could have been more and I'm thinking of refunding but here's my problem I loved this game it was a unique game with awesome narration and storytelling I like the developers I mean seriously have you seen how active they are in these forums what other Dev is that connected to their Community I want to support them but there was so much more I could get with my $18 oh that's just so wrong should I

refund or hold on to it I know and um there was like a very big post from the developers basically they just said look um we appreciate appreciate that and obviously that's it's your decision um but you know it means a lot to us that you enjoyed it and and also the $18 would be very helpful you know if we want to live and pay our R you have admitted that you did not just enjoy it but play it and finish it so yeah yeah wow but the guy apparently in the end decided not to get a refund cuz he went hang on a minute that would be a [ __ ] thing to do [ __ ] I was going to say I hope that kept him up all night thinking about that but then I realized that if he had been up all night he would have missed the window we wouldn't be having this

conversation well no it's play time it's not of course in the first two weeks it's a certain number of hours you can play it so yeah right such a dick thing to do though at least he offered it up for for opinions you know I know but the fact that he had to he he went in there and he goes look I loved this game and I feel like I got a lot of value out of it it's one of my favorite games ever but I like $18 as well so you know what I like more than this game cash money convince me why I shouldn't rip you off well that's it's very easy to to me it'd be very easy like if you like these games you have to give us money otherwise we won't make anymore yeah yeah yeah like well that's kind of what they that's what it comes down to doesn't it they did justifiably so they

did lay a bit of a guilt trip on him because they said you know we went all in with this us some money yeah and we quit our jobs and we thought let's make it go of this and you know if you if you don't want us if you want us to go back to our day jobs that's fine you know for 18 bucks I mean I I get it if you if you pay full price for a game if you pay you know the $80 or $90 that You' pay for a game that you expect to get about 150 hours out of and it and it's finished after 3 hours then yeah no matter how much you enjoyed that 3 hours you're going to feel ripped off you're going to want your money back yeah I get it but uh 20 odd bucks for but for a game that you a story game that you know what it is that's right for a game that you enjoyed so much that you you you weren't

even sure yourself you had to go on and ask the developer if it was like you like secretly he was just trying to get there okay to do it was there uh an opportunity for others to make comments on on his query was this on a live form did yeah it's on a for because I'd I'd be interested to see what the internet had to say about this well I mean is it they link to it on here I think they do yeah yeah yeah so if you want to go through and have a look actually yeah they they list here on the on the article a bunch of people said um they were getting firewatch refunds on Twitter it's a shitty thing to do man I mean that's exploiting a loophole isn't it that the game takes longer to play than the steam refund time limit steam's refund policy is a bit crap cuz you know

what this is going to lead to this is going to lead to developers just making games drag out for an extra hour so that you can't finish it in the time that's all it's going to do yeah so the link is to the steam forums where people were discussing it and then I don't know yeah I think you're right I think it's just going to result in more watered down games yeah well done like this was a good solid 2 3 hours next time you'll get a watered down 6 hours yeah that's right that you're playing and you're thinking to yourself I wonder why they didn't just condense this into a couple of hours cuz you're a bunch of cheap [ __ ] yeah cuz once again someone's ruined it for everyone well you know that the steam um refund actually came in because of

Australia don't you did it yes what way um what did we do a lot of places have like you're not allowed to re like they try to bring in like no refunds or anything but someone went to steam well no Australian consuma law it says we're entitled to a refund if it doesn't suit purpose or doesn't match how you described it and so people were threatening to go and taking the court or something and I think they came out with this policy very quickly after before anything really progressed any further right but I really think they're going to go back and look at this policy yeah know I know a lot of developers were I guess upset about it which makes sense because like cuz there are a lot of games on Steam that you can go and buy for under $20 that are only an hour

or two hours yeah and to get a refund it's not actually hard you just go on and hit refund yeah you can do um on the iTunes Store as well you can get a refund on stuff and I think on the App Store on a Mac as well if if I've had situations where I needed an app for something and I jumped onto the store and then got like a $2 app that you know converts into OG vus audio format and then I go to use it and it doesn't work properly and I just I go on and I get a refund which is fine it didn't work so you got the refund which is right how things should happen but with with music um or an app like that I can actually see this but for a game you actually go in have the experience and then get the refund I think is a bit wrong yeah I agree I also think maybe

there's I mean there are valid use cases though because there's a lot of steam Early Access games that are garbage and well I'm I'm just not not liking something enough to Warrant you getting a refund there's plenty of things in this world that I could buy and not like and I'm just stuck with it I don't think that's true actually you know in Australia isn't that the point if you go and buy something and you don't like it you can take it back no us if you don't like it yeah it's as if it's faulty or it's been wrongly described yeah like if you thought you were buying something else you know if you changed your mind they under no obligation to give you a refund okay and if they were to advertise it is the greatest game ever and you get hundreds

of hours and you play for 2 hours and that's it then that's not subscribed but if it is hundreds of hours and all that well that's the game you got just because you don't like it yeah isn't a reason yeah that's right did you guys hear about the little kid in Russia that won a competition and gets to live with a porn star I did hear it yeah it's a sent him by a listener Phil is it true tried to find if this was a hoax right yeah yeah yeah I only found one source that said it was but the evidence they gave is flimsy at best the evidence they gave is that they have discovered that this boy is actually an actor in Russia right right but I reread the original article and it states quite clearly in that that this boy happens to be an actor yeah right yeah actors can win

competitions too exactly right this kid has won a competition through a website and the prize is he gets to live with an adult film star for one month yeah apparently his mom's not happy about it in fact his mom has come out and said I'm absolutely against it he's got exams she then goes on to say even a week would be too much they should give us 100,000 rubles instead well that's getting really specific about what you think the worth of a month with a porn star is yeah I mean he gets to live in a house and everything a thousand well I don't know how much a rub is they don't know where they're going to live yet she has come out and said this is a porn star has said we will negotiate it with his mother too if he can live in a hotel or with me or fly with me somewhere

which right it's just hilarious now he's not underage he is a minor but he's not underage the age of consent is and he 16 so when asked if this is going to include sex in the prize her direct answer is well it's not supposed to but life is life isn't it oh he's going to get late which is the best answer she could have given not if his mom has anything to do with it so what do you reckon I mean could this possibly be real could this I mean the okay the one reason why I'm starting to go with it's not real MH is I can't find the link to the website he won it on okay it's probably Russian though yeah but still You' think there would be a link to it would you even know about it if you were there is it not real in the sense that uh like this whole thing is

not real or is it not real as in they're claiming it's is it a hoax right or is it just made up news I mean it seems like there's a lot of pictures here of them on television you know screen grabs of them on TV and stuff like that which would indicate to me at least they're claiming that it's true yeah so for all the UK Mir knows it could be real cuz there are some articles on the internet that are made up and he's B like a with like he the prize in a competition for the 100,000 visitor to a website selling virtual arms for computer games virtual arms for computer gam that means weapons yeah yeah no I know but but I know what it means it doesn't say like what gay what site there's no it's such a strange prize for that yeah I was logging on to

buy some [ __ ] and next thing I knew I was living with a porn and who who pitched that to her yeah hey do you like do you like guys who just stay home and play MMOs do you want to live with one that you've never met for a month yeah no matter who it is a guy that spent real money on fake video game items and what's in it for her she gets to live with this young man yeah who according to the article is excited and doesn't give a [ __ ] what his mom has to say about it fair she's believed to be in her mid 20s don't ruin this for me mom he said that she has good sizes does that mean big tits what it doesn't doesn't clarify he appears to be delighted about the prize saying the x-rated actress has good sizes and he is boiling inside I assume that's Lost in

Translation I think what it means is I saw a picture of her they told me I would get to sleep with her and I got an erection yeah your Russian is better than their translator obviously sure your Russian's quite good these days it is yeah yeah look at him in that little little turtle did you just say yah yeah see I even know that that's not Russian it's da in Russian Y is sorry I was it's a different dialect it's uh no it's okay I got I got confused yeah I'm sorry to call you out on that buddy it's from the um from the south of Russia oh right like Moscow area oh the Deep South The Deep South Dan Kev yeah y chicken deeper deeper Afghanistan so have you seen a picture

of the kid's mom in the article uh yeah yeah I'd go I don't know I don't know that I would I'm like wondering how old she is I actually when I first saw that I thought it was just that she was the POR star and it was just sort of like they she won a competition with like an old porn star that was sort of trying to stay relevant a that' be sad yeah further down there's another photo with with a girl in the background is that his mom as well his sister oh it's his sister that go his sister uh I guess what you've discovered Matt is uh that everyone in Russia is hot we knew that didn't we yeah but look at this kid poor kid actually you know what I know that's not true I've seen videos of people in Russia driving into each other and shooting things off each

other's heads and there are some unattractive people in those videos okay okay they haven't made their way into porn though okay so women I guess women in Russia um but this kid I mean looking at the pictures of his family I mean this kid wakes up every day with a hotter than [ __ ] sister right and an aging yet still arguably hot mother and he must just be like this sucks you know this is this is really [ __ ] around with my psyche so you know I think if anyone deserves a month with a with an adult actress yeah and then it's then it's him we'll keep you updated on that if if we find out anything else yeah if they contact us we never do we never do have we ever done we ever done a legitimate update we've never done a legate up said

so many times that we're going to keep track of this like the wifi remember there was a story about parents were swing a school over having Wi-Fi there because it was giving the the student migraines I mean I followed up on that in that I confirm that that's [ __ ] in our defense we only hear about these articles when they're in the news and they weren't going to publish a news story saying a kid is not allergic to Wi-Fi yeah I mean okay here's the followup and I mean I can't remember where I read this or I saw this but this is this is the followup they did a bunch of tests where they had uh actual Wi-Fi equipment and then Placebo Wi-Fi equipment which which didn't do anything right and the people who said that it was giving the migraines couldn't even

tell when they were turned off or when they were fake of course they could they just got random migraines so yeah forget about it sure you ever been uh been attacked by a monkey cut Oh Yes actually I have okay no one expected look to say that go on uhhuh I was young my father naive I want a competition on the internet I went to changoo with the family yeah yeah there was the monkey cage uhhuh and between the monkey cage thing there's there's a wall that so like don't cross this spot uhhuh well my dad's picked me up put me over there so I could be right next to the stage that is something your dad would do that's why I know this is true while the other brothers are doing time it's crimes that's the jingle that

indicates Luke's going to tell us how he got away with the crime luk breaking the law so he said turned around to get my sister do the same but while he's doing that this monkey has put his arm through the cage grabbed me by the hair and would not let me go I love how Luke serious Luke correct me if I'm wrong Matt and I'll have to listen back but I think Luke's answer was no oh wait yes so if this really did happen to you you how the [ __ ] could you have possibly forgotten that well it's just one of those questions that you don't really it's automatic reply no of course I haven't been attacked by a monkey M mhm oh wait yes I have what kind of was it a monkey or an ape I feel like if it was it was an ape you wouldn't have a head it wasn't an

ape no no I trust that Luke knows the difference between a monkey and an ape what kind of monkey was one of the few people that does I've noticed yeah I know it wasn't a big it was I was like a very small child right wait you were or it was I was right yeah no no I would have been oh I may have not even been going to school right so you're truant yeah you were at the zoo instead of going to school that's fair I did take most of high school off and Primary School do you think the monkey gave you cancer oh God it might have that's a very vicious attack as it D yeah yeah it is all right well what did this monkey this article do um well this monkey got a little drunk and then R around attacking men with a knife I like you to elaborate I like before

before we talk about this monkey's violent tendencies can you please explain in What scenario this monkey got a little drunk cuz you kind of glossed over that bit he got drunk and then he went crazy well well this is the part that I love like um this is the part you relate to it was in Brazil and the monkeys just walk into a bar right and they just a little left it alone they've been a bit slack cleaning the glasses and the monkeys just decided to finish off a few of the people's drinks right right okay it was just they've actually got here it was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some of R and taking the knife that's a pretty big oversight so the monkey came in drank people's leftovers yep got drunk grabbed a knife

knife and then what started attacking people well not people men right wasn't wasn't attacking women yeah but if a man came near it it got a bit stabby yeah it's interesting yeah they can tell the difference obviously well can't you well not always Dan yeah I I just found that very amusing yeah there's actually video have you watched the video no video of this monkey withi the knife on the roof see I have videos blocked by default Because the Internet is just [ __ ] annoying lately yeah yeah yeah there's just a monkey on the roof and it's on the roof quite a yeah yeah it's climbed up onto the roof and been brandishing this knife and yelling threatening remarks that passes by [ __ ]

off I'll cut you it's also Australian a big knif yeah it moved yeah migrated after it did time for grabbing a little kid's hair at the zoo yeah that's right finally left uh Sydney for where was this Venezuela Brazil Brazil Brazil sort of close all right so it's been captured by the fire brigade and released into an environmental Reserve where presumably it'll just get drunk and harass other monkeys yeah that's right oh wait no no no sorry last Thursday the monkey had to be caught again after it began frightening residents of nearby houses so it's a menace was looking for another drink [ __ ] hell so it's an it's become an alcoholic instantly and and as soon as it becomes an alcoholic it just becomes violent all the time yeah it's one of those violent

drunks can't of just be a happy drunk yeah yeah singing and dancing on the tabletop some people just shouldn't drink if you like seeing animals with weapons who doesn't yeah and who doesn't uh go into YouTube and search crab with knife for what is possibly the most terrifying thing ever the guy with the camera is walking backwards as the crab is coming towards him brand ing a knife in his claw I'm going to look this up oh my God how did it get a knife actually I I stand corrected for in hindsight it's not coming towards him it's backing away like it's trying to get out and it's saying like don't you [ __ ] follow me don't you [ __ ] follow me out's it's swinging he's trying to grab the knife and it's swinging the knife at him

yeah [ __ ] off dude let it go yeah well that's that's fantastic if you're looking for this uh listeners there's there's two links one has popups all over it one doesn't so if you get one with a bunch of annoying popups just hit back go to the other one it doesn't have anything I just turn those off [ __ ] C you can't you can turn those off yeah of course tell me how to turn them off right now when a video is playing there's a little Cog down the bottom I think it's in uh in there let me open this again what I just do it by default now so I don't even notice where the button is yeah click the Cog and then it says annotation off but that's just for that video right oh yeah yeah yeah I I can't set that as the default to always have that off no I

don't think so yeah okay maybe you can I don't know well if you can I certainly don't know we've got some Italy news I see but it's a video game related Italy news yeah they play games in Italy too yes yes we do yeah for for listeners who don't know Italy is where you get stuff for free on the internet yeah so if you ever hear us talking about something that you think hang on that hasn't come out yet how have they seen that we went to Italy where everything comes out that's how we saw or we were given a copy of it that does happen sometimes yeah yes we do get review copies yes from Italy but what this is there's a 3D there's these Chinese software Pirates called 3dm uhhuh MH they came out and announced a little while ago that they're going to stop cracking games

through you why is that to show that there's no effect on the the money that's made with them cracking games so that people still making money even if we're not out cracking stuff that's interesting I see and what do you think the result of this will be well I think that you'll probably find out that there won't be much if any of a change into the profit that's being made under the premise that people only pirate things they wouldn't pay for anyway yeah like if you look at right it's now that everything is so easy to buy online movies games um movies Games music that books books you don't really worry about downloading it if if I go and find it like turn on Netflix turn on my Xbox I want this game now I hit the button I

get it it's true happy since we got Netflix in Australia my trips to Italy a a way less frequent mine too and my television hasn't been turned on once no yeah yeah so I just I it says here in the article uh and I don't know if this is still the case but um this is the group that cracked the copy protection for Dragon Age Inquisition which was so sophisticated um it took them about a month to crack and they said uh they believe in two years time there will be no free games to play in the world because the copy protection will be too too tough and uh they stopped cracking games and Just Cause 3 which was released in December has still not been cracked that's interesting I I didn't know that I think it has been cracked now but it did take them till February

and that came out in December to crack so it's it's getting harder to crack games that's interesting I I actually I know I'm glad that these Brilliant Minds are working on something really beneficial to mankind I yeah it's interesting cuz they yeah they actually sound like they could be doing something yeah yeah these guys are obviously grani how do they make money doing this like if I think they don't make money they try to win competitions where you um get to spend a month with a porn ster no I think um and this is where I think people do just give them money right like no no no but no just use people who use their services go as just a thank you we just send them a few dollars by PayPal I'm not going to pay the developers who made the game but

I'll pay you I'll pay a pirate to hack [ __ ] copy of protection I don't think they're paying like full retail value know I know but they're probably paying as much as the actual developer no no no but what they're doing is no no the fact that they're paying them at all it says that look developers you don't deserve my money but I will pay a pirate who's hacked you yeah I I feel this game's worth something just not what you're asking for that's right no and you don't get the money yeah that's the thing it's it's not like they go look I'm not going to pay it for it I P but I'm going to Chuck the developers a virtual tip yeah before I actually thought about doing that with um books not to uh pay the people who put it up online to

download I never actually downloaded any books but I always thought about it and went I wonder if there's a way that if I was to download someone's book I could send them the money to directly to with a little note saying I didn't pay for this but here's a here's a couple of bucks yeah well that's kind of that's how the model is shifting anyway with patreon and all that kind of stuff so well I just felt really bad like when books if you look at a lot of books when they come out in like ebook form there the same price as a hard cover and I'm sort of yeah I know you're not printing shipping paying for anything how are you still charging the same price well I mean you look on on on Amazon I buy stuff for the Kindle and it's about about 10 bucks average I would say for a

book and for me I could that's fun come down yeah I could [ __ ] around and try and find a copy of it you know in like PDF that I have to screw around to get it on my no you know what I'll just pay 10 bucks because they deserve it anyway they wrot let's be honest in the real world the only books that are 10 bucks are penguin Classics and everything new is 24.95 yeah exactly 10 bucks is is that's okay absolutely reasonable for a book ab and same I mean video games but if I finish that book in less than 3 hours I will ask for a refund that's right even if I enj best book ever read but I'm not paying for it yeah not if there's a loophole that I can get out of paying for it that's right y Dody yeah but that's just they finally

learned to that you need to if you you got to find the right price I haven't PIR I haven't pired a video game in so long neither years it's been years oh a decade easy for me at least steam yeah steam's just been I don't have to worry about trying to look for it I just put it in I type the name in and I go buy and it just installs and looks after the the patches the update and let's be honest we didn't pirate games because we were broke we pirated games cuz they were there you know that was an easy it was about it was a collector's habit yeah in a way I used to I just a new game would come out oh I haven't got that one yet yeah that's I never never even played them half of them yeah I mean look at the games I have on Steam I paid for these

[ __ ] games I still played them yeah yeah like my library at the moment is like over 400 and I guarantee you I've maybe I have not played three qus of them we were discussing the other day Dan you asked what Assassin's Creed game you should check out all right and I remembered that I own Assassin's Creed for Black Flag for the Xbox oh yeah I've never even never even put it in the machine is that for the one or for the 360 for the one you want to pop that in the post I'll play it I'll send it back you sure all right all right sweet let's do this sounds good all right it would be so good if Microsoft came out with remember when Xbox one was initially coming out and Microsoft came out with the you got to connect once every 24 hours but then you can share

your digital games yes yes Luke was the only one who saw the potential in that everyone else lagged it off from the very start Luke was like guys we can just share games I'm joking of course man I don't know what the [ __ ] it had cost you to post that to me probably the cost of me buying the game buying it yeah yeah it's not very expensive these days I don't think Jenner and I do this similar sort of thing with our two Xbox Ones where I've talked about this before you you each set the other person's Xbox as your home Xbox and then everyone can play the games because if I buy them on my account you and Jenna just love role playing as each other that's what that is I've seen you do it it's disturbing if I buy them I log on to my Xbox and cuz I'm logged on I can play them but

because the licenses live on her Xbox cuz I set that as my home Xbox she can play them as well without me being logged in well that's exploring a loophole well done well hopefully they don't fix it well it's actually sort of what they've said you can do they've come out and said do that yeah cuz you can't constantly change your home console no no no like if you change it and keep changing and keep changeing they just eventually lock you mhm cuz they know that people will try and abuse the system and we can play at the same time I should clarify that's not there's no limitations on that like we bought one copy of Battlefront yeah I bought it the the license for it lives on Jenner's Xbox like because that's where all my software lives but because I'm logged on

to my Xbox you Microsoft are taking notes right now that's fine I'm sure they must next patch look if they fix it so be it but it just means that we spend 100 bucks on the game instead of buying two retail copies from you know dungeon craw or something only only saves me 20 bucks so they fix it whatever speaking of things that I had to watch in Italy and I have as opposed to luk I have downloaded a lot of when I had the uh when I used to read on the iPad I used to go to Italy a lot for books um but it's kind it's kind of Hit and Miss which ones are in Italian and which ones are legit but um since I've swapped to the Kindle I've not really done that but then again I did get my Kindle in America and I haven't seen if I can still access the Amazon store here when

we don't have a Singapore Amazon ah well I know with Hannah's Kindle uh she got hers in France oh yeah and hers keeps going back to the French Amazon right huh interesting so you should be able to disc connect to the American one cuz it's not like you shipping it any I wonder if the Amazon has its own Amazon like is there an Amazon Amazon my Amazon account is with Amazon in the US and I've considered you can switch back to Australia like between there there is Amazon Australia it only has digital Goods like the books and stuff like that and on the one hand they are especially now cuz our dollar is shitty compared to theirs oh God it's it's cheaper to buy them on ours but it doesn't have a wish list it doesn't have any of my other stuff on it and I'm like I just can't be

asked like I lose so much functionality you've got a wish list you go on uh you go on Twitter and be like oh I hope someone buys some things off my wish list for me well they want to see my balls on a camera on my cam yeah yeah that's all it takes listeners and um if they do want to see your balls Matt maybe now has a good time for the contact details podcast at multip nerdgasm tocom you can head over to M nerdgasm on Twitter request Pickel my balls on there MH you can see pictures of Matt's balls at facebook.com/ multip nerdgasm mhm instagram.com multip nerdgasm plenty of plenty of pictures of my balls on the internet and on my phone yeah and up on Dan's wall yeah framed yeah and laminated because of the

mess but something that I watched in Italy last week I teased on this show that I was going to watch it and I did was what we do in the shadows I've got a watch that Matt watch it tonight I can't Matt was I right about the Jinx yes they're nothing similar whatsoever but just [ __ ] take my word for it when I tell you you will like this we haven't talked about the fact that I watched the Jinx yet no we haven't let's get to that next let me just say what we do in the shadows [ __ ] good right Luke yes it is brilliant I'm surprised that it's taking you so long to see did and I'm even more surprised that hasn't even seen it I know I've seen posters when it was at the movies and I kept meaning to just it's at the movie is here now really which is why I felt Justified

with downloading it because I was like well if I was at home I could have just seen this yeah I saw this at the movies like two years ago yeah yeah we're a long way from New Zealand here um I'm not going to say what my favorite line is but we heard Luke's last week mine's not that my favorite line is the reason why vampires prefer virgins that's all I'm going to say all right I'll watch it for next week yeah and we can have a proper discussion that leads us to the fact that Matt you finally watched the G and I think he ow me an on air apology I apologize for taking so long to watch that is that what I'm supposed to apologize for I guess so I just feel I feel somehow that that I had to really push for this yeah I know I'm sorry Luke you need to watch it

listeners you all need to watch it as well the first episode I swear to God listeners if you watch this because Matt told you to when I've been telling you to for months [ __ ] you I watched the first episode and I was like that was that was interesting but there's got to be more to this cuz so many little loose ends and things and I was like what the hell what's going on there yeah and then [ __ ] hell yeah and then that last episode is just it's just amazing and it's kind of the opposite of making a murderer right which is a guy who on more than one occasion gets accused of murders that he claims he didn't commit this guy admits he's killed people he admits he's chopped them up he admits his disposed of bodies He's just never been convicted of a crime yeah they just

find him not guilty and he is that a little bit of spoilers there's that one scene where they they bring the verdict out and they're like not guilty and he's like what they just say not guilty and then he goes his lawyer goes yes and he goes are are you sure you they know I admitted it right yeah so like look at his face he's like his face is just like I can't believe this I know and that guy is so uncharismatic that he kind of develops a Charisma based out of that lack of Charisma it's amazing yeah yeah it's great so good Beverly Hills Matt Beverly Hills Beverly Hills that's the that's the secret don't even don't even go there just watch it Luke listeners watch it where would I see it [ __ ] Italy Luke

Italy I'm pretty sure it was on HBO or something yeah it was a HBO series which means we don't have it in Australia yeah okay uh another TV related thing uh unfortunately the Jinx was not on Netflix and now M apparently neither is Doctor Who all right that's that's strange yeah not only that they've they've left Netflix to go to Amazon Prime now if you compare the numbers Netflix to Amazon Prime or just the numbers of people who have heard of Amazon Prime compared to the people who have heard of Netflix they cannot be comparable I think in the US Amazon Prime is a lot better known because I didn't realize Amazon Prime came with a TV thing I thought Amazon Prime was a thing where you got you know if you buy

all your stuff on Amazon you would get discounts and faster shipping and all this kind of stuff I didn't realize that you actually got movies and stuff okay seems like a strange move to me cuz we don't we don't have it here in Australia I don't think we've got it here in Asia either so do we just not get no we don't we don't have Amazon so we definitely don't have Amazon Prime I I did have Doctor Who on Netflix yeah we did I mean I haven't looked to see if it's gone but I mean this says that it's been removed remember earlier I said that they're going to so segregate all the streaming communities that people are going to go back to their old ways it's going to be too expensive to do it this is the start of it right cuz at the moment I've got like three streaming services yeah know

you've on you're on Stan and everything aren't you oh you got Stan I have Stan such a weird name for anything except a person called Stan I had Stan I have Netflix I've got uh VPN set on my Netflix yeah oh yeah so do I well I'm about to set up the digital um account for football okay what they have a whole Channel just for football yeah so now they finally worked out that well people don't want to pay $50 a month just to get Fox de just to watch NRL they've just figured that out they've just figured that out so now there's a digital package you can get so it's like 12 bucks a month and you can watch all the games online yeah oh does it have the AFL no it's NRL I don't know about AFL cuz who cares about a [ __ ]

about that all right fine [ __ ] and their girlfriends I'll figure out my own way to watch it so it's three streaming servic now was a doctor who fan yeah and I really wanted to watch Doctor Who and it was available here I'd have to get a fourth Amazon Prime you are probably an an isolated case what I actually think most people do is pick one and then only watch what's available on that yeah like most even America where they've got millions they don't have Netflix and Hulu they've got one they've picked one they watch what's on Netflix which is kind of what I do now yeah we have Netflix unnown is what is stand just the same right it's it's got slightly different the same with different stuff why they keep doing that like what what makes them decide you do you do need to

have competition yeah same reason there's a bunch of competition y if You' got no competition then you don't have to try you can charge whatever you want so there still needs to be some compet you can't separate it too far you know then you start running into trouble they shouldn't have different shows though they don't need to have different shows to be competitive in fact it would make them more competitive if they had the same shows but they had to price themselves yeah but then it's just a race to the bottom isn't it yeah yeah I think what would be better for the world in general is that the shows are getting better and better and better not the service is getting cheaper and cheaper and cheaper because there's one in

Southeast Asia uh called iflix that costs 10 Ring a month right and if you want to go on Google and Google what 10 ring is a month to the Australian dollar I think you'll find it's very affordable okay this uh this headline though doctor who leaves Netflix and head to Amazon Prime reminded me of what I thought was an amazing headline uh during the week that turned out to be something that I misread right right uh and it's it's not that I got the words wrong I just kind of got the sense grouping of the words in the sentence wrong so here's what I read doctor who aided Bin Laden faces jail and I was like holy [ __ ] what did Doctor Who have to do with and then I suddenly occurred to me no no no it's just doctor who hated Bin Laden faces jail doctor who

hated Bin Laden God damn it that's great yeah so I was bitterly disappointed when I realized what that really meant oh we do have some more followups sorry I've just realized oh here we go Quenton Tarantino is still pissed off at Disney okay so they didn't reneg on his overnight double feature nope no but now that's over so why is he still angry no just still about that he apparently said recently uh they [ __ ] me over and I made them a lot of money for Pulp Fiction and that's a really bad way to treat a former employee who was worked very well for how long ago did pul Fiction come out in 1994 that money's been spent that's G I don't know oh no sorry that same to the theater I believe sorry not at

Disney okay okay sorry I mean maybe we've jumped too far Disney own mirror Max back then right right oh I see I see my bad well for the listeners I apologize I didn't really explain that during the during the Christmas break Tarantino lined up hateful Lake to play at a cinema called the what is it called the dome in uh in LA in Hollywood because it's got 70 mil cameras and he loves you know he loves all that stuff he's a big geek and then Disney came along and said no we want Star Wars to play for the whole whole break instead of the two weeks and the cineman said oh sorry we've got a contract with Tarantino and then Disney said not anymore you don't or you don't get Star Wars at all and they said and yes sir Mr

Mouse yep yep so yeah so um Tarantino is pissed off and he says that he's never going to work with Disney or any of their properties ever again because they [ __ ] him yeah they did so yeah followup unsurprisingly no he's still angry I think Tarantino is probably the kind of person that once he's angry about something he is never not angry about that no matter what transpires exactly I could also imagine that he would even remain angry even if he was wrong yeah I can see that I can 100% see that no well I have said in the past that I didn't really like his films and I thought thought he seemed like a crazy bastard and a little bit scary but he's very nice so [ __ ] he was very nice at the at the he Premier he was very nice although

it's in his best interest to be but he was because if he wants to stay on our good side you know he needs to he needs to be nice to to you when he meets you so I'm not surprised he was on his best behavior Matt he was funny and entertaining and lovely he had time for everybody he was not at all what I thought he was going to be based on those videos where he's yelling at people on the internet I was going to say based on what you thought he was going to be from his films he didn't come in and shoot everyone and then make Wise Cracks about every day that video where where he's at Starbucks and that guy films [ __ ] filming start beinga shito obviously you're a famous person cuz I did they did Flash into my mind

there was there was a t a point at the premere where I was filming him talking and I was like is he going to punch me in the face yeah and did he no punching no no no no almost be better made me promise that I wouldn't say that he punched me due to the settlement so big fat settlement do we want to finish up on uh on this a bit of Space Balls news we've never had that before uh well that's not true Matt we talked about Space Balls about 3 weeks ago on this podcast did we yeah when I rewatched all of the Star Wars movies in preparation for the force awakens including Space Balls it wasn't news well it was news that you watched it did you know I'd watched it before I told you that I I did not I did not but of course A second we talk about it what happened you're

right Luke once again Hollywood is ripping off our deers from our show yeah bastards so um there are posters for Space Balls too up in in New York yeah and uh I don't know if you remember but there's a gag in Space Balls that there is going to be a Space Balls 2 and the the title is going to be the Quest for more money mhm and according to these posters that is in fact the title of the sequel so true to their word if these posters are to be believed Space Balls 2 The Quest for more money is uh is coming our way do we know that I mean these just kind of popped up right do we know are these legit posters or someone just po these up or what's going on hard to say man it's hard to say because they're

sort of nothing on there to give hint at a studio or anything like that on I mean that is how you start a viral campaign though just kind of I'll be leaving this here I'll watch it then get Rick marinus back here's the thing though what I discovered when I watched Space Balls was that it's really dated humor and I'm not going to say it's not funny it's just really dated you're laughing in a kind of ironic way because comedy has changed so I would hate to see Mel Brooks just come out with another [ __ ] hour and a half of 80s humor you know I that would just be embarrassing to watch yeah totally well is there a film an 80s film that you want a sequel made to L that's a good quick answer yeah yeah you had that one up his sleeve didn't he

yep all right bring it on what would happen in the sequel Luke I haven't thought that far a handsome ginger bearded man and look careful what you say because if you recall you said on this podcast once before you wish they would do a reboot of the last star fighter and then I read in the trades the very next day that they had started doing uh development on a series of the last St fighter maybe you weren't clear enough so whatever you say may well end up in this sequel all right well it definitely needs me in it then yeah I think that's fair Y is there a rule about being in the last St harder and in uh Robotech because um I'm sorry if JJ can direct Star Trek and Star Wars all those rules have G out the window yeah Ryan Reynolds can be Deadpool um twice he can

be the green Lan and has he been has he been another one is there any actor other than Simon Peg who was in both Star Trek and Star Wars uh cuz that seems like an odd actor to be the only one yeah I mean he wasn't visibly in Star Wars but no but he was in there yeah he was the he was the junk shop owner right correct yeah now there'd have to be someone he had the worst line in that movie actually the worst delivery and worst line yes and it's that one where he says um what you have brought me is that one no no it's when they fly off in the Millennium Falcon he runs out and he shakes his hand and he goes that's mine yeah everything that character says is pretty [ __ ] it annoys me like if you go into a shop right especially one

you've been in before but let's just say any shop the shopkeeper doesn't say what you you have brought me will cost $5 they'll just go $5 thanks yeah gotcha yeah I suppose that it's explaining it to the audience look he's an alien what a shop is touche what do you want a sequel made to Dan well you know what I would have said I wanted a sequel to was would have been Ghostbusters oh yeah we've had a sequel and that was [ __ ] and now we've got a another sequel coming out full of a bunch of comedians I don't find funny so you know yeah I'm not really not really that enthused yeah what about you Matt ah maybe a sequel to battle for indor yeah they did clear cuz that was the sequel oh yeah yeah so you w a third

in the series a threequel yeah yeah yeah that's what I mean yeah yeah yeah I never really got closure on uh on the on the Ewoks see I I'd preferred him to make a sequel to Caravan of Courage of Courage I thought that was the stronger movie do we know what the name of that guy the the big monster is I mean [ __ ] I'm just going to look it up monster from uh forgot theage Caravan of Courage gorax oh yeah sounds like a floor cleaner beat stains with gorx oh Willow they can make a sequel to Willow that was a great movie I have not seen that in like 20 years yeah I've only seen movie yeah maybe once on TV in the 80s but not since then man War Davies was in

everything yeah it's fair to say he was at a time the world's most famous [ __ ] now it's dinky that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and item to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time