Lukanye: Apple vs FBI Encryption Fight & Ghostbusters Reboot Trailer

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat penis inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to all things nerdy guys it's all over I had a good run but it's over now oh okay I'm talking of course about the one year or so period in time where my personal taste and mainstream fashion

coincided okay oh like your tastes have changed the three of us have always had our own unique Styles even even amongst ourselves right sure yes and you know it's all well and good to say just wear what you want mate it's not when you can't buy the clothes you like right when I go into shops I just have to buy what they have right sure but for the last year or so shops have stocked clothes that I've liked right I can get clothes off the rack that I want to wear but I went shopping on the weekend cuz I needed more stuff and I went into H&M I went into Top Shop I went into Unico I went everywhere and it's all [ __ ] this weird mixture of Norm core and gangster what the hell I don't get it

Norm Norm cores the uh the it's the uprising against hipster where hipster supposed to be like you you take like a lot of a lot of effort to dress up and Norm cor is like I take lot of effort in making it look like I'm wearing like my old jeans from the '90s and like my dad's old jumper okay yeah okay yeah so get with that Matt if you want to stay up to date but anyway I'm out I'm [ __ ] out the clothes that I have now in my home are the only clothes I'm going to be able to wear now because I refuse to dress in this ridiculous way just because the shops have all moved on but I don't dress like that and Luke doesn't dress like that so how is it that we were able to find cloth I don't know how is it you're able to find

clothes different country yeah okay fine but I'm not asking you to get me stuff I'm just saying no I mean like you you mentioned stores that I'm familiar with though like H&M I mean we didn't we didn't have H&M here for a long time but we went we went to the US to buy our H&M clothes yeah and I always liked H&M and I went in the other day and it's all weird stuff man it's all weird stuff I don't know I don't actually go shopping for clothes I'll just be walking past and go I'll wear that and just buy that I don't it's not an outing for me to buy clothes like you see Star Wars Crocs I thought they were sandals and no I did not for children he was he

was upset like visibly upset that he was not able to buy them mhm yeah did he couldn't get him no man I've I've seen Star Wars in adult sizes for sure yes oh you were disappointed that they were crops they were for children so you didn't mind the look of them that when you found out they were CR the side like Fairway away and I saw what looked like sandals and then Star Wars and I went I need them wait why are sandals okay so you'll yeah you'll wear sandals but you draw the line at Crocs is what you're telling us question by style okay do you wear sandals at the moment no have you ever no I think I had some when I was a child yeah I had some when I was a very young child yeah I vaguely remember them yep

no idea okay I mean like I can't really criticize shoes because I pretty much exclusively only wear Converse right I have like Converse the same shoe in different colors and I alternate between them so Luke if you want to wear Crocs go for it I've taken to wearing palladium boots right and I'm telling you right now Palladium if you're listening and you want to sponsor this podcast I [ __ ] love these shoes These Boots man they're the best and I'm serious if you guys want if you guys want to send me some some free boots I'll talk about them every week cuz I [ __ ] love them what if they wanted to send Dan or me free boots but not you well that would be a little I don't know Petty that would just be a douchebag move wouldn't it but they are nice boots

so padium if you're listening Luke and I would would love some of these they're good cuz you can wear them folded down yeah in the what they call the baggy look you can put them up them under your jeans they look good talking about this are they heavy no they are not they they weigh about the same as my cons they okay that's what I need to be worried about are cool man where did you they're great where do you go for these I got them from Platypus here and I'd seen them actually the first time I saw them go on Matt I want specific details you know the grounds in Alexandria I do I was walking past I walk past it every day to get to work you walk past the grounds of Alexandria every day yes I do apparently I don't know where you

work one of the guys they have a bunch of traffic guys cuz the place is [ __ ] Insanity yeah cuz it's so busy and this guy was wearing these boots and I I walk past every day and I'd see this guy and I'd be like those are some [ __ ] cool boots that guy's rocking so I uh looked up what they were yeah might look these up too man if you don't mind me borrowing from your style I don't mind you're in a different country well yeah and I'm out of clothes as I've said that's right yeah so padium send us some boots please we will sell out for anything that we want oh yeah let's make that abundantly clear but we'll SEL F anything whether or not we wanted Luke bought a butt plug last week you know yep that's true like if you want us to review something we will we will review it no matter where

we have to put it some news on that it's been shipped ah well Shi ship doesn't interest me Luke I want to know when it's arrived and been tested you will find out you'll be the first to know via Snapchat oh God [ __ ] 4 on Snapchat if you want to subscribe to his story to see uh updates when when it arrives how do you do that yeah I've only just become aware of this myself Luke all right I follow people's stories but I don't know how you create a story when you record a snap or take a photo I think it it's one of the options in the send list you know you choose who you're going to send it to I think add to story is one of them ah oh that's what that thing is I don't understand it anyway I don't know like kids [ __ ] love this [ __ ] I I don't understand it I think I

like sending you guys funny little pictures and pictures of your dick obviously yeah that's all I use it for I don't understand this story business like I just don't understand it I think it's that Millennials thing where you just have to know what everyone's up to at all times yeah I read an article by this guy who said he got his daughter to I think it was his little sister actually to he he was a reporter and he said can you teach me how you use Snapchat and he it was Insanity he said that she'll wake up in the morning morning and she's got like 30 snaps right and she doesn't even look at them she just kind of scans through them and that and she's like okay cool got to send a selfie back to everybody and then he's like why and she like well because

you got to oh wow and he was like all right like it's that's weird I think the most snaps I've ever gotten a day is five and it was the other day and it was all from you Matt when you were playing with that face swap app yeah it was fun and that were hilarious yeah but that's like the maximum I've ever got that's what I like it for for sending dumb [ __ ] to my friends yeah Snapchat is like the first app that's ever made me feel old because when you get it it's not easy to work out how to use it or how to add people I don't understand I've got one use case and that is I've got this goofy thing I'm going to send you and then it just doesn't need to exist after that so that's fine yeah yeah there's another app that's coming out which might be interesting it's um pretty much the same

as Snapchat except you send a message to people who are using who are on your friend scene and then you set a time limit and then if the other person accepts in that time limit their photo will just automatically activate and take a photo what I don't understand why I don't know all right let's break it down right we've both got it Luke you send me a request right yep and if I accept the request yep it'll just take a photo of me to send to you yeah but it's not like a normal where you can inside the exact photo like if you don't like that one you delete it and then try again this is what I mean is me clicking accept is essentially me clicking the photo button no no because the camera doesn't activate until a certain time

well then chances are it'll be a picture of the inside of my pocket yeah I it's not like I'm in the shower and you're going hey Dan you're in the shower I get a sneaky pick from you yeah cuz I want to take my phone into the shower exactly right be on the if I do it's to take you boys a Snapchat specific instantly taking this to taking photos of people naked let's not pretend that Snapchat wasn't invented to be able to send your tits to people and have it disappear in 5 seconds later except that they realize you couldn't stop it from taking a screenshot apparently there is a way to do that yeah if you get a snap right and you you think oh there might be tits in this you put your phone in airplane mode yeah look at the snap take a screenshot turn the phone off turn it

back on again and then turn turn airplane mode off and apparently that'll sort I don't know if they've worked out you know Snapchats fix that bug but apparently that's the way to do it so that way the other person won't get a notification that someone's taking a screenshot yeah exactly yeah but sometimes you take a screenshot just so that the other person gets a notification that you've taken a screenshot you know what I mean yeah it's kind of like a it's like like liking it exactly I don't know how to take a screenshot yeah that's cuz you don't have an iPhone you have a Windows phone no I don't Android now yeah you have a G4 I think you push one of the volume buttons and the power button at the the same time yeah I'm not going to

do it okay I'm not that interested well we're cool I guess that's what we've shown so far this episode yeah speaking of iPhones I don't know if you guys heard about this recently the FBI approached Apple regarding the iPhone that belonged to one of the San Bernardino Shooters that's right they went to Apple and they said we want you to unlock the phone because we can't get into it because apparently I didn't realize this see I'm I'm one of those people that assumes the government can just get into anything anyway and it's a surprise when they can't and they have to go to private businesses for help when people said oh they went to Apple to ask them to unlock the iPhone I thought they just meant in general they want to make it easier for the FBI to

get into your phone cuz I just assumed that they already could but apparently not apparently if your phone is locked your iPhone is locked it's very difficult for someone to get into it without the the key code yeah right I learned that it has dedicated Hardware that basically you put the key code in and there's a chip in there that creates like a scrambled hash of your password and uses that to try and encrypt the operating system like the whole file system of your phone is encrypted and the only way that it knows if it worked is because it gets unencrypted data back at no point does your phone actually even know what your PIN code is it only knows that it worked because it works you know what I mean wow it's quite good quite clever I mean in Practical terms I

don't know what that means but it sounds very cool it means that the PIN code is not stored on the phone what it means is so you can't hack it your iPhone is encrypted and the only way to to to decrypt is to put the pin code in your phone doesn't know what the PIN code is but when you put it in it knows it worked because it was able to decrypt the data does that make sense it does okay so like basically it goes what's what's the code and if you put a wrong one in it tries to decrypt it and it goes well that didn't work so wrong basically I'm going to set it to say that in that exact voice my rejection tone is going to be well that didn't work I thought that was interesting and apparently the FBI was asking Apple to

make a version of iOS and then put it on the phone so that they could then get the stuff off the phone there's a big drama about it you know we don't need to weigh in on that but one person who apparently does not understand how the iPhone works is John maffy the uh famous creator of mcaffe antivirus I'm sure everybody will remember that from back in the day from popping up when you didn't want it to pop up yeah I'm still trying to get uninstalled from this computer now he's apparently a [ __ ] Maniac if we talked about him before I'd be surprised if we haven't he's crazy he may have come up he's wanted in in countries for various things he's possibly schizophrenic from what I've learned about him he's paranoid uh delusional and he lives in some country

and vice tracked him down at one point and then they caused a lot of trouble for him because then his location was revealed and various governments were after him whatever anyway he's come out and said said that he will crack the iPhone for the feds for free and if he's not able to do it he will eat a shoe on live television which I'm sure was just I'm sure was just him being funny because that's you know figure of speech yeah except he then went on to describe how basically all he's got to do is find you know like he's got to monitor the the memory of the phone um while attempting to log in and then he'll just grab the numbers out of the phone's memory when it when it checking them kind of thing proving that he doesn't actually understand how encryption works anymore sure I don't

know I just think it's really funny that he thinks the feds haven't thought of that the greatest Minds I assume maybe not the greatest I don't know shouldn't assume but some smart people work for the government I assume in the US you would assume and they they couldn't think of this so yeah if you were able to think of it in like two seconds ago yeah you just do this well then they've already done that and it hasn't worked right and also I mean it's not we wouldn't have be having this conversation if it was that easy to unlock the phone luk do you know how to do this should we play the jingle or uh you just going to leave it up to the professionals yeah okay here we go while the other brothers are crimes if you were going to get into

someone's iPhone how would now um question did the person who owns the iPhone did they survive they shoo no they did not well you just check with their friends cuz normally when I I work with people and I end up learning their codes just by watching them unlock their phone all the time cuz everyone unlocks their phone like about 20 times a day and believe me you probably you probably know quite a lot of people's phone codes I'm not sure I do buddy M just has fingerprint scanner that I use now yeah me too but yeah no he did say uh but that's a good point could we remove the thumb from the corpse there we go interesting actually I don't know about that that's an interesting question maybe it's an iPhone 5 maybe we should

just let the FBI know about this maybe I'm sure they listening well I'm more than positive that they're listening right now and not just because they're fans of the podcast I'm assuming we're on some kind of watch list yeah maffy did say also that he could maybe use social engineering to uh to get the code and then someone informed him that that's not possible because the owner of the phone has died and he went oh okay yeah I do do a whole lot of research wow what so what happens so if I get an iPhone yeah and I forget my code on it uhhuh the phone's dead you can potentially wipe the phone and be to

use it again but I think it's very difficult to unlock it okay and uh apparently like in the past Apple have said no no no we can't we can't unlock phones we can't get to your data and people have kind of went of course you can't like thinking and I myself thinking what L of [ __ ] of course they can apparently they can't wow even even the US government can't which they just I mean that's comforting for sure no well like I said I I I did not realize that was the case and I was surprised can't they just syn it with this dude's iPhone uh sorry his uh iTunes well no when you I don't think they have his computer you it's the FBI I I don't I don't know where I don't go and get his [ __ ] sure they tried sink it up you don't need a passcode to

sync it with your MacBook well if as long as it's already synchronized you don't if you if you plug an iPhone into a computer that I mean plug it into this guy's what do they know nothing about this guy they don't know where his dead body is to get a thumb they don't know where his house is to get his laptop I'm beginning to think the FBI aren't really trying I assume they've tried all this D you know what I'm going to I'm going to S do it for free and if I if I fail I will eat my shoe is a you eat a delicious Palladium boot I will eat a Palladium boot if if sent to me by Palladium provided hopefully by a new sponsor yeah that's right yeah should we give him our sizes now or yeah that's fine L um UK 11 I'm a I'm

a size 10 is that UK or us Matt let's not confuse them I don't know all right if we're going UK I'm a I'm a seven I'm going to have to go look at my palladium boots just look down that look down towards your feet I'm not wearing shoes I'm in my I'm in my own house why would I be wearing my shoes it's fair I'm drinking this horrible horrible stuff at the moment and I'm not liking it what is it what is it water oh gross I forget the last time I had a glass of water I drink water all are you serious yeah I don't I don't drink water what do you drink um Dr Pepper and Jin and tonic that's I mean look that's fair and the occasional beer that's very unhealthy I mean I'm led to believe you know got take people's word on things in life cuz I'm not a not a doctor and I

don't know about the effects of various liquids on the human body but I was under the impression that you you had you had to drink some water just water sometimes no not really apparently I mean there's a fuckload of sugar in Dr Pepper that's that's [ __ ] with Luke right now but you could drink water as tea for example and it will hydrate you the same as drinking water okay you know if you're adding other things to it like sugar then that's another story Al together but see if I don't drink just some water maybe this is psychological I feel like I start to feel a bit not good and I go I haven't any haven't drunk any water this morning well I'm like Luke I can't remember the last time I actually drank with me and Jin same with Luke and Jin I do enjoy

Jin too Luke I do as well quite a few Gins this week cuz don't you get like kidney stones and stuff I mean we're getting old guys we got to worry about this stuff that's what I mean it's still liquid all liquids are water one way or another well yeah there's water in there well I mean I haven't had any problems yet tou sh yeah Matt can you record oh yeah Matt could you record a part of this conversation um just have that one bit there so that when Luke eventually does get kidney stones you can just play that back y absolutely how much Dr Pepper do you drink in a day uh 2 to three CS a day oh Jesus okay cuz you know not only that they don't make Dr Pepper here so you're buying the stuff that's made in the US right oh you're drinking a lot of corn yeah hi fructose

corn syrup which again I'm not a I'm not a scientist I'm not a doctor I'm told that stuff's not good for you I uh I do love Dr Peppa though and when I was in America just recently cuz you can't get it here either but um you could get diet Dr Pepper on tap at like a McDonald's you know yeah refills just the best ever oh man see yeah I [ __ ] love Dr Peppa I would you know I was thinking there's a place in my work that sells it right and I get one once or twice a week if I'm spoiling myself cuz I was like man I wish I could just have one every day but I feel like I feel like that would be too unhealthy I go to Costco I buy like 36 cans I take it to work with me m one goes in the fridge and I just keep swapping them out as I drink them during

the day right look I can't really criticize cuz to be completely honest with you I drink a diet Red Bull most days right yeah red red bull is apparently pretty bad for you [ __ ] what isn't bad for you may the thing because like I I work opposite the red bull head office for Asia right like directly across the hallway and uh that's like across the hall yes exactly and I do because that's basically like a heroin addict living right across from smack alley you know what I mean where they hand out free smack every day if I see them in the hallway they'll be like Denny you need any more uh Red Bull and I do of course well they just give it to you yeah last week they gave me a case just just cause just because they know that you you're funding them I'm a super

heavy user yeah that's right and you drink the diet stuff too it's got the weird chemicals in maybe I'm just maybe I'm just being want drink sugar man I just don't like when did I become that guy cuz I used to I didn't care about this [ __ ] I drink [ __ ] Coke several cans of coke a day I ate McDonald's for lunch for a very long time sadly yeah just do whatever it makes you happy well I eat fairly healthy but I do like a good diet Red Bull and if Red Bull want to send us any what am I saying they already do it's fine send the rest of us tell you what if Dr Pepper want to sponsor us Matt and Luke would love some Dr Pepper I'd like a diet Dr Pepper if you don't mind get in touch podcast multipl nasm.com listeners you can write in as well did you hear that Kylie

monoga is trying to uh trademark the name Kylie so no one else can use it yeah explain this to me cuz all right can you can she well look for years if somebody said to you Kylie you probably thought about Kylie Mano right well I went to school with a number of people named Kylie just thinking that as well look I don't like Kylie I don't listen to her music but somebody says do you like Kylie I'm not going to say do you mean that girl from my third grade class I'm going to assume they mean Kylie man the no that's fair depending on the context yeah absolutely if you said oh have you heard the new song by Kylie instantly I would think Kylie minog yeah yeah not Kylie Connelly my girlfriend in un n no if you're out there I've tried to find you on Facebook what you doing

with yourself these days yeah anyway the world is moving on okay we are old and we think of Kylie manogue when you say Kylie if you type the word kylie into Google Kylie Mano does not come up Kylie Jenner comes up and for all of those who don't know she's one of the Kardashian's little sisters she's Bruce Jen sorry Caitlyn [ __ ] yeah i' I've I've done it I've done it already yeah I don't know uh yeah is I mean she's still Caitlyn Jenna's daughter right that doesn't change and they still dad he says sorry she says [ __ ] me she says he's still their father even though he's a woman okay all right well then okay yeah but but it's her daughter correct yes this is hard this is difficult yeah it's the daughter of Chris and Caitlyn so she's

famous simply because she has famous parents and famous older siblings and I think now she's got just as much of a cult following as any of them do but she's more famous than Kylie minog just because of that well she's more currently famous yeah the world's weird yeah it is and it's gotten weirder in like in the last couple of years thanks in large part due to these [ __ ] Kardashians yeah I know celebrity is a weird thing yeah it really is so Kylie doesn't like this obviously Kylie wants you to type in Kylie into Google and for only her name to come up so she's suing for Mark writes to the name Kylie interesting now I don't know the ins and outs of this right I'm reading this article in the guardian and even it's written like a 13-year-old girl wrote it

so I can't really understand this but I don't think she can win well we'll see because it's just it's a name it's a name yeah I think maybe if she wanted to to go with along these lines and obviously she couldn't have predicted this back in the 80s but she should have branded herself with something a bit more unique yeah sure like Donna right uh Lady Gaga yep yep um brain fed if you Google brain fed you'll find me that's true I one of those little Google sidebars Now that says Brain fed musical artist oh that must feel good it does man the first time I saw it I got an erection that's great did you just Google it Luke no no I'm Googling General oh God don't worry about that

brain fed I'm trying to find out how old she is to try and work out not very old she's B 97 okay so this is all a plan she's not even old enough for you to perve that yet Luke so just stop Googling right now I wasn't even onage her I'm on IMDb on safe you think you think that but but this is all part of their plan to go off to Kylie's name cuz Kylie monog was big in 1997 CL this so you think she might have even been named after Kylie Mano no no no this is all part of a marketing PL even back then yeah to be associated with Kylie monog so I should name my children Kanye West oh God yes you heard it here first folks my first child male or female will be named Kanye

West Luke Kaner West hyphenated luuk Kanye luk Kanye lye luuk Kanye yeah [ __ ] in the tradition of uh Twilight where you just [ __ ] SM people names together you smoosh parents names together though traditionally right in Twilight sure yeah you don't you don't smoosh your best friend and pop star your hate yeah well it's the world's changing Dan it is sure is all right so so kyli wants to trademark her name right is that and is this to for because I mean even if you trademark your name that's not going to Google doesn't give a [ __ ] like Google ranks things on popularity Kylie Jenna wouldn't have to change her name from Kylie maybe she couldn't associate herself just as Kylie but I'm

not even so sure she does does she no I know her as Kylie Jenner I don't know her as Kylie also it kind of undermines the whole point of Google which is if people the reason Google returns things is because that's what people want if people if it says if Kylie Jenner comes up it's because more people are searching Kylie Jenner or if you type in Kylie and you get two results Kylie Mano Kylie Jenner 90% of people kick on pick on Kylie Jenner that's what Google's going to put at the top yeah that's right that's how it works so what you're saying is that this is basically Kylie manogue suing to be more popular in a way it seems like that's what it is yeah and it's not going to work cuz like again Google doesn't care about well maybe it's worked a bit because I've not

spoken out loud about Kylie Mano probably since the 80s right probably since the time I said did you watch that episode of neighbors last night where kie and Jason got married is probably the last time I actually talked about kie man I I think the last time I talked about kie minog was during a conversation about biodome right she's in that with Paulie Shaw and I talk about biodome often these old trademark lawsuit things are they just getting stupid now I definitely think they are can we go and maybe look at the whole trademark system and try and revamp that a little bit so stupid stuff doesn't happen cuz I think this just isn't this just going straight in the face of what trademarking was all copyrighting was all about well copyrighting was was

supposed to protect people who created things we talk about this every week I know for 10 it was 10 years after 10 years other people can make money off it it's fine and then it got all it's all crazy now everything's [ __ ] maybe it's time we go okay everyone stop we're going to these are now the rules about it and we're going with this now yeah maybe all right so let's organize a meeting between Luke and Disney and he can just sort it out okay yeah because that's we we' talked about the Mouse and his you know what's just lapsed into public domain what popy really so we can finally make the multiple nerdgasm Popeye movie we've all been dying to make too soon too soon Robin Williams it's Robin Williams is what I mean yeah I'm surprised though that there hasn't

been a Popeye thing out just recently just to try and get that last little bit of cash out of it they normally well the funny thing is right because of the copyright laws are different in different countries the copyright lapsed in Europe before it lapsed in America right so the Europeans have been able to make uh popey for 20 years cuz their copyright lapses in 50 years the Americans at 70 years now right [ __ ] 70 years yeah Mouse oh I changed the rules I need more money got to support my drug habit H my Creator headed Jews ha we're about to be [Laughter] sued I was about to say I wish that was the end that would be such a great note to leave on but that would be a 35 minute podcast we just put that in again

at the end speaking of being sued someone who probably isn't going to be sued but it's turned up that he's been doing something maybe illegal uh Kanye also speaking of the Jenna Kardashians too I mean it's all linked oh yeah there you go [ __ ] everything's linked and there was I mentioned a Snapchat in that article about Kylie it's a spiderweb this podcast so Kanye West has been caught in Italy as we call it w what's he doing in Italy well I I kind of thought he said he didn't like other people going to Italy yeah he did I think that's just for his stuff though if you're a new listener cuz often we're not good at onboarding new listeners on this show it's not my problem when we say Italy we mean the pirate Kanye I'm really hoping that catches on

and I must tell you guys I was speaking to someone recently who is a friend but they're also a listener of the show and I and we're talking about a new TV series and I said um where' you watch it is it on Netflix and he said I um I went to Italy to see it and I was like [ __ ] in yeah we're coining a phrase man popularize that term damn right I just want to coin a phrase you know totally well Kanye West tweeted a picture of him listening to some artist on YouTube I don't know how to say the name sjan Stevens s s San yeah I can't believe Kanye West likes suan Stevens it's like soft folk rock oh is it yeah okay well he tweeted a picture of his computer with the browser open on YouTube playing sofan Stevens okay and then people noticed he had some other tabs open um

one of which was the X for records website which is software company that makes music related software co-founded by dead mouse oh yeah um they made a bunch of tools for him and uh and then they started selling them and so that tabs open we have a dead mouse news jingle I think that was it yeah yeah so he makes they makes serum which is a software synth I believe so the the xer record serum tab is open and then the next tab Over The Pirate Bay xer Reco and serum Torrance oh my and then on the next one over it was the the 50 best VST Au plugins which are software synths so he was obviously looking at which were good plugins and then uh trying to download well I say obviously that's you know I don't know what he was doing I also quite like this story cuz um well

he didn't come out and say he wasn't using it he actually just came out attacking dead mouse making fun of him yeah he did he just jumped on and started making fun of him but then people came out and went no that's not Kanye Kanye wasn't doing that that was a joke and actually you can see from the photo that's a Samsung Kanye only uses Max that's a Max screen he was just on a Samsung monitor [ __ ] hell people are stupid oh man can I just say in in relation to people being stupid and stuff on the internet I mean I don't mean to rail with this away from Kanye because there's plenty to criticize him for you can't get away 50% more influential than than Apple from the last thousand years you know yeah that's right [ __ ]

confucious the Buddha and Luke the um Oscars were on this week right yes do you remember about three years ago only black people won Oscars sure it was it wasn't specifically that uh actually I I have no idea because I don't care about the Oscars okay well I thought you gonna say I don't he's not racist on this podcast Matt remember no he has to just pretend he's never seen the Oscars cuz even just watching the Oscars as a white person is being racist yeah no but the Oscars a few years ago were massively criticized because only black people won for like best actor best actress and bestor or something one and everyone was like oh we're [ __ ] giving them all the black people and everyone was like well it's

always been white people and no one said that was racist and they went oh yeah so every year after that every time it's all white people again everyone has said that's racist right so this year to um to kind of preempt that uh the Oscars were hosted uh by Chris Rock right is he still around he's around again I don't know Ste he went I don't know he just disappeared yeah he's around you're thinking of uh Chappelle yeah he ran off he disappeared I [ __ ] love that story I know feel I feel for him yeah anyway so Chris Rock basically made a whole bunch of jokes about how black people never win Oscars right right and about how the Oscars are whitewashed and because everyone's feeling very liberal at the moment for the first couple of days after the Oscars nothing but How

brave Chris Rock is for standing up for Black people's rights at such a public forum and on my Facebook was crowded with people praising him and praising the Oscars and putting up composite pictures of black people accepting Oscars instead of white people and it was all you know it was all very kumb right mhm then the internet turned on him and someone pointed out someone pointed out that at one stage he made an Asian joke right the joke was he said I'll have to get my accountant on this and three little Chinese kids came out wearing suits right and he said these are my accountants right adorable that's funny so then about a week into it the internet just [ __ ] ripped in a new one God Chris Rock is a racist why does

he think only blacks deserve to have equal rights and uh why does he believe that some races are expendable so I think we've officially got to the point now where you literally can't say anything about anything in any context anymore it seems that way sometimes s like you can't be a black person being a black activist without somebody going you hate Asians do you I know it's like not to mention all of the Flack he's now getting from affluent white people going well he's racist against white people and as I'm constantly told yeah I guess technically it is but shut up about it okay yeah who cares don't don't get that into a thing that's all can we still just get along like come on man come on guys we're all made of the same stuff wasn't the first joke you made on the

night welcome to to the white people's Oscars so that I'm confused I know look it's it's tricki thing right because the first joke of the night was a race joke why is that one okay but the one he evidently did later is not well the the reason that one is is because white people I mean we're fine I mean that is the reason doing okay we've got no right being upset about that because we've been the ones doing the oppressing I think that's the point right is that why I think that's fair I think that's fair to say I mean I'm like I said I'm not agreeing in anyway I think that's the the reason people don't get upset when you make jokes at the expense of white people is because white people are fine we don't have anything look the OS have been on

for nearly 100 years right almost a hundred years and there was only one year where black people won any and everyone said that was racist so yeah so I really do think that black people do have kind of a right to say well hang on why is it racist when we do get them I feel like either we need to just stop making jokes based on race which sucks because I think sometimes they're funny you should be able to make jokes about anything I agree in which case we just need to draw a line under it and say we're all the same shut up but then that doesn't work either because people are [ __ ] with about it it doesn't work cuz that's not the world we live in M no it's not like black people are going to go you know what white people you can go in blackace

I mean we'll we'll see the humor in it and we'll stop being so sensitive it's not not how it works oh poor choice I've re thought my stance on black face go go on okay I still think it is fine right mhm except for the black black people themselves are horribly offended by it though I think that blackace that was that it all came from that shows yes yeah that's where you draw the line minstral shows are off casual black face is okay zat Pete is fine is I'm on the zat Pete bandwagon now that I find out the man's just covered in S I think that might have been a retro fit if all right tell you what for next Christmas we need to disprove that then all right I think they might have just you know kind of Ron oh it's not black

it's uh suit yes suit ha he's covered in chocolate was that Mickey Mouse oh wait that's racist oh man I'm real bad at this oh God we're going to have to censor a lot of this or we just go with it see here's the thing even when we're trying to like stand up against racists we end up being racist because we live in this crazy world where either being way too PC or not PC enough and there's no gray area in the middle I know and then earlier on we were trying to talk about Caitlyn Jenner and we slipped up and then some people would actually get really annoyed about that whereas it's just honest mistakes and people get mad when somebody used to identify as a man and now they identify as a woman sometimes we might accidentally still say man and the world just has to let us

acclimatize it's going to take longer than this we're cool with it totally cool [ __ ] yeah but just don't get irritated if we're taking a while and try not to make jokes about black people how the [ __ ] do we get on this always do Matt can we get off Kanye we're done with Kanye for this week Kan off did we play the Kanye news jingle cuz we have one don't we I don't think we do I don't know if we need one all right's no that's Matt I mean I I really do want to hear your musical interpretation of Kanye but at the same time I don't want to encourage him you used to talk about me on your podcast that's the only Kanye song I know that's Drake that's Drake buddy is it yeah man that's Drake Well I don't know anything about Kanye West so that's the jingle deal with

it who the [ __ ] is Drake is he like like a tiny Drake's like a tiny dragon isn't no no no if I tell you you'll you'll laugh all right Drake is the black Jew from Degrassi junor High what and now he's a pop star what oh that's not made up that's true that's that's just a fact Matt he's one of the most popular pop stars in the world right now I'm hoping that'll just die out as quickly as it arose because I think his songs are [ __ ] stupid he's been around for a while now Drake yeah according to Googling him according to Wikipedia he's been around for about 29 years um and he's uh approximately 1.82 meters tall but obviously we all knew that um yeah right so see now I've accidentally been racist again I guess by confusing uh one one rapper for another yeah

exactly oh yeah I suppose rapping is not RAC let's go with that as proven by Eminem So moving on yeah it's proven that white people can steal musical styles and make more money out of it Elvis proved it in the50s s and Eminem proved it again in the '90s all right so let's get away from race let's talk about sexual talk about gender instead oh God you guys watch this Ghostbusters trailer oh for God's sake oh I was actually going somewhere else okay we going to talk about how Mark haml come out and said that Luke Skywalker might be gay Yep this this this episode is intense go on go on well Mark's coming out you said like he hasn't said that Luke is gay but he he said could be yeah

yeah fair enough because JJ ABS came out and said uh he doesn't discriminate in his new stav stav stav Wars is that that's the Star Wars universe is what I was trying to say stav Wars is like the the name of this podcast surely stavors Jurassic Park new dinosaur stavors storus um in the stavors uh JJ said he's that gay straight and bisexual people exist just like in our world yeah of course has come out and gone Luke has come out Mark has come out and said well for all you know Luke could be gay that's true yeah and look he's only really had interest in the movies in one person that was his sister yeah that's right and that didn't work out no no then he went to live on that the island planet and just meditate for 30 years Skellig it's called in real

life I hope he's so skilled with the force right that he can like do all that old timey [ __ ] like pull Star Destroyers out of the sky and [ __ ] like that's what I want to see I don't want to see that he doesn't need to be able to do that did you see there's a um somebody put it around it's a meme this this Darth Vader doll or action figure and it says on it caution choking Haz it that's awesome but yeah I mean who cares if Luke G that's cool yeah fine it's a weird article really yeah it's neither here nor there he didn't actually say that he is he just kind of said it could be I guess he kind of does but he he also says the opposite he says that a lot of people write to him I don't know why they're writing to him and say look I'm a young gay

teen I'm a young gay teen and I'm you know I just I'm looking for Role Models is is there any chance Luke Skywalker could be gay right and if he ever gets those emails he always writes back with yeah if you watch him and you think he might be gay then to you he is and since the extended universe is no longer Cannon there is that possib that's right no kids no kids at all no wife speaking of uh old movies I'm just going to throw this in just a real quick little bit of trivia for you right sure Ralph machio played Daniel in the karate kid right is now the age that Mr Miyagi was when he filmed the Karate Kid blimy yeah is Mr Miyagi still alive no no he's not okay that's sad yeah sorry to bring the mood down no that's all right he died uh in

2005 unfortunately in a freak crane dodging accident no of AIDS I believe it was the you know he was yeah have you ever heard him interviewed Mr Miagi Pat Maro no he's man a few words not really uh he's you know he's a trained actor and if you ever hear him interviewed he uh I'm being a he speaks in a um in a Los Angeles accent really yeah see I don't know if I want to see that I've only I think I've only ever seen him as Mr Miagi I could be wrong cuz he's seen him in an Old World War II boat movie where he plays like the Japanese Commander opposite I think Alec Guinness's British commander oh it's like boat versus boat it's not the name of the film it's just the premise so so he would have been putting on the accent to say does he just speak broken English

in that as well yes he does God that would suck I'm a trained Shakespearean actor use the top sticks to catch the fry Jesus that's um from aell I think well which is all about race you know yeah did you guys watch the Ghostbusters trailer yeah of course I did I've watched it a couple of times now what a couple of times and you know what it's so weird because I keep reading these articles that people keep posting on Facebook that say everyone slammed Ghostbusters when they were just hearing rumors about it but now that the trailer's out they're all changing their T and I'm like what do you mean it looks [ __ ] appalling yeah I've haven't seen any positive oh actually sorry no I think I saw one article that said did so many things right I'm like what things

[ __ ] I don't understand why is this a reboot and not just a sequel you know what I've been told Luke and I don't know if this is true this is not confirmed but somebody has said that there is a time travel element to the plot [ __ ] off you still got Dan Arro he will he's part of it hee it apparently with um yeah with Harold Ramos yeah but also apparently his first draft of the original one was [ __ ] stupid and it was set out in space right and and um the others like Bill Murray wouldn't do it unless he changed it I don't know why they've had to go an all female cast I would have liked it if it was just like a sequel 30 years on and yeah I mean I don't really give a [ __ ] about that you still have these people let's be clear about this right because this this comes

up a lot unfortunately and it sucks it sucks we have to talk about this yeah right I don't care if if a film stars or women I don't I don't give a [ __ ] but it's a Ghostbusters movie right it's an established thing so it's not it's not about that right and it could still be a good movie yeah a sequel and these are just the new people who are in the job my problem with this is it looks [ __ ] well have you seen the new cast of the uh Power Rangers I saw a photo but I don't I never watched the old they're decidedly diverse equal boys and girls there's only one white uh two Asians one black and one Hispanic yeah right so they're really mixing it up this is women but it's still three whites and one black it's fine as long as if you're just ticking the boxes what's the point

but that's what I mean that's what it seems to be doing also this seems decidedly more slapstick Reliant than the old one I think it just doesn't look very good it's just a trailer so maybe it's fine and I saw a re-edited version but then I mean there was that stupid the scene where one of them's possessed and head turns around and the other one's jumping on her I this doesn't look very funny look as a rule I don't watch things with Melissa McCarthy as I've stated on this podcast before so unfortunately I'll never find out for myself whether this is any good or not but I'm happy to just not know and not having to watch it you know what I mean I like I actually like a wig Krist wig you [ __ ] love her I don't know if I've ever seen her in anything so I I've

only seen her in things that people have shared people have sent me SNL clips and they always say I know you don't like SNL but just watch this clip it's hilarious and it's always Christ wig doing a funny voice there a collection of them that were like this will this will convince you that she's going to be good in Ghostbusters and it was just all these awful here's the thing let's be clear though as well about this right it's not because they're women it's because SNL isn't funny anymore and hasn't been for a long time I don't find any of those comedians but here's the thing except for an odd clip I didn't find the SNL that Bill Murray and Dan arroy were on very funny either sure you know and it had great actors there always that one or two scenes that were

great over the course of the whole thing honestly I think I've only ever laughed out the cowbell sketch yeah and even even that went on too long yeah the coffee crystals with our man Chris Farley which is just [ __ ] amazing I miss you no and Matt Foley anything Chris FY was oh Matt Foley is that the guy who used to live down by the river by the river they were good was genius I'm a huge fan right of the films of what's that guy who always had gray hair even when we were kids Steve Martin right I love Steve Martin movies right and if you guys haven't seen dead men don't wear plaid which I hadn't until this year go back and watch it it's [ __ ] amazing okay I haven't he edits himself into movies from the 40s and this is an early ' 80s movie it's great

anyway that as an aside so I went back and I watched the best of SNL Steve Martin [ __ ] appalling as bad as any that [ __ ] Adam Sandler or Christen wig did you know what I mean like SNL's just not funny yeah I I don't get it I feel like the sketches going on too long and they well the sketches go on too long just because it's live and they can't really yeah it's the TV show equivalent of a sketch show at your high school said it's been on TV for how many years God it must be 30 or 40 and people love it so what the [ __ ] do I know yeah but anyway I just wanted to be clear about that it's I don't care that it's a movie starring Four Women I don't give a [ __ ] I've seen a lot of movies only starring Four Women let me tell you and I have enjoyed those I'm kidding I find

lesbian porn very boring and they dicks you know what I mean uh sure yeah somebody's really mad at film critics somebody that we traditionally I would say I talking about Mr Alex pryers yeah recently he's seems to have lost his way the Egyptian born Australian raised filmmaker director of such Classics as the crow and dark city and such flops as the knowing and Garage Days oh garage days and of course the he did that your mate was in that I filmed the premiere of that yeah I went to the they had a premiere of it here in Sydney and I just filmed the crowd at it I can't even remember how I got that job from John but I did no I don't think it was so the director's assistant on that was my film lecturer a uni while we're just saying how we're connected to that

movie wasn't a very good movie no was awful it was actually the the bridge between his good movies and his [ __ ] movies I'm not sure he's made anything good well apparently gods of Egypt fits fits with that uh scenario you've seen a trailer for it haven't you oh God God it looks terrible and he's come out and said nothing confirms rampant stupidity faster than reading reviews of my own movies yeah fcking in other words the whole world has said you're a racist for making an African movie only starring whites and uh he's come out and said no I'm not you just didn't understand it and he makes hilariously naive comments like this quote they fail to understand or choose to pretend not to understand what this movie is and to serve some bizarre consensus of opinion which has

nothing to do with the movie at all that's okay cuz the Modern Age of texting will probably make them go away like the dinosaur don't movie goers text their friends what they thought of a movie what is he talking about I don't know I don't I don't read film reviews I just wait until Matt texts me and tells me if I should go and see it I mean that's that's kind of true to be honest well yeah I tend not to go off what critics say I tend to go off what you guys tell me and then I still choose not to watch it but like I probably will go see Ghostbusters but these gods of Egypt I'm not going to go see is that out yet cuz this will be interesting too because yeah it is it's out it's out now but Ridley's got one coming out soon too right or is that already out oh yeah no

no that's out already got another [ __ ] gods of Egypt movie Exodus gods and King Exodus that's out already that was out last year I think no one [ __ ] said anything about that b whiteash and that start an Australian and a British guy in the two main roles yeah it's true or maybe they did we just didn't listen because Ridley Scott was like shut up yeah I wouldn't get the money for this I if I said it start Mohamad so and so from such and such that's right that was a quote yes it was yeah so he just shot down them before they said anything he was like I don't give a [ __ ] what you think before you say anything [ __ ] off anyway if you've seen gods of Egypt WR in let us know what you God please let us know podcast at multip nasm.com M nerdgasm on Twitter multiple

nerdgasm on Facebook uh we're on Instagram we're all over the place you'll find us so um speaking of movies moving on from them to TV shows right yeah couple of things that I saw this week number one and iect somebody else saw this too has anyone seen the Fuller House series I saw the first I saw 50% of the first episode I saw 50% of it as well Jenna watched it and was like you will not believe how awful this [ __ ] is and I was like I don't want to watch it you know what I always the listeners to find out was watching it in bed next to me and uh I was hearing enough of it that I thought all right and I kind of thought cuz the first episode the entire cast is in yeah oh except for the famous ones like the olon twins they're not in it um right

but uh they make a horrible joke about it and then all look at the camera awful and then they just let it sit there while the audience humors yeah so bad but uh the jokes that they make like Bob Saget right Bob Saget knows that Full House is awful right yeah of course and so his tongue and cheap jokes about it are kind of amusing enough to Warrant there being one show where they're all making fun of it but then that goes away there's this big plotline about how everyone moves to California except for DJ and uh it's a sister's name Stephanie yeah Stephanie Stephanie they stay and Kimmy from next door comes over to stay or just comes over a lot I didn't watch enough to know and then it just goes back to literally just being by the Numbers sitcom like Full House was what

I thought that when I first thought about it I thought it was stupid idea but then I thought that they were still they were still going to have like the cast come back yeah no but just the ones that can't get work unless they're in a Full House reunion but it's like the first episode seems like it's a parody of Full House look look at how awful these TV shows were but then it is it just goes on to be that yeah that's right so silly I don't understand it's been renewed for season 2 so of course it has I re they could have got away with like an hourong special yeah and it probably would have been fun because there's some there's some stuff in there that was pretty funny just making fun of the show and because I did watch it a bit when I was younger yeah and so I'm

familiar with the ca did that's right of course some of the stuff made me laugh We Were Young there was only three channels you had to just watch what was on that's right yeah true yeah so I don't know but then yeah it's just such a weird thing to have made I don't know I mean little jokes like John Stamos going well it looks like I'm the only one who kept my looks and stuff like that like yeah that's hilarious now this is all John stamos's idea wasn't it probably he was the driving force behind it cuz what does he do I think he's in a CSI or something okay yeah what does he need this for then cuz he can make cash without turning up it's a mailbox check that he gets for this but I that's the one thing I did sort of find funny like they went out and made like joke of the

old and twins not coming back when it's s like none of you signed on for all of it yeah that's right yeah yeah garbage garbage you know what I'm watching though that I'm loving that I don't know why I didn't watch eight seasons ago when it started is Archer you guys watch Archer yes I've been people keep telling me Oh My you haven't seen Archer it's so good here's the thing right we actually we were talking about this today yeah I don't have a whole lot of time to watch stuff right and so if there's a when there's a show it's always four or five seasons in when everyone's going oh you got to watch this before I'm like considering it and then I'm like yeah but there's four or five seasons I got to get through yeah yeah well I got through the first season

in a day right and I'm under the second season the only thing I don't like about it it's not that I don't like it it's just that it blows my [ __ ] mind and Luke you might be able to back me up here is that obviously this came out long enough ago that you could call their secret organization Isis and have it not be a problem yes they had to uh they've changed the name now have they yes in the in the very last season there's an episode where they go to France right and they're like wow Isis have devastated the French and I'm like [ __ ] me just just these little sound bites are like straight out of the news yeah no it was a bit little bit before 2009 it started yeah is it on Netflix yes it is it's where I'm watching it right now I'm not

sure if it's on the Australian one well it's on the Singaporean one so it should be on now that I can't VPN into the [ __ ] Netflix anymore uh mine comes and goes right they'll get around it I was disappointed when I was cuz we started watching um hoarders oh yeah on Netflix when we were in the US and then we came back here and it's not on there yeah yeah that's right and when I had the VPN I used to long on into different territories when I wanted to watch a specific show like the Japanese Netflix is [ __ ] crazy yes arer is the Australian one maybe I'll check it out after because the other one I was we're going to watch um the name is related arrow and also like those shows oh the Daredevil I want to watch the Daredevil series I started watching that yeah I I

couldn't get into it really okay keep I watched the first probably three episodes and then it was just I think I probably would have continued going if the episodes were shorter yeah or if there was literally nothing else to watch yeah but here's the thing Matt arrow is or not Arrow Daredevil is Imagine 50% fairly gritty dark superhero psyche exploration and 50 % wacky Side characters with stupid onliners and ridiculous plot lines right like it just doesn't know what it's trying to be okay I just couldn't get into it but you know all right you might like it we'll see how we go we're getting pretty long now but I wanted to talk about a game because we're going to have a giveaway for some copies of this game not right

now okay probably next week or through the week so keep an eye out on the social media and whatnot we listen to the episode next week the game is called play gink evolved all right uh you've played this Luke I've played it a few times I've purchased it a few times I've been playing it as well should have just waited and G it given away on this podcast yeah yeah I have to be careful when I we give out Keys now cuz luk just [ __ ] steals them I've never stolen a key [ __ ] what were we giving away the key to and I could hear typing in the background seem to recall one that was stolen yeah I written out the key for something and I could hear you typing and I called you out on it remember I fig what it was what you talking about plag in is a game where

you destroy the world yeah basically you you create a a plague virus or bacteria or or infection and oh so you're not trying to contain a plague you're trying to spread a plague yes yeah wow you design a plague and then you release it into a country and then um as it goes along it infects more and more people and you evolve it to respond to their attempts to wipe it out that's magn goal the goal is to destroy everybody and what were you saying there some key was maybe I'll ask him if we can have another one for you I'm happy to just enter this like everyone else well you have to wait cuz we're not doing it right now who made you keeper the keys I I'll I'll email and ask him for one for I've got this game uh just

make sure it's from that evolved is sort of the new incarnation of it it came this game came out a couple of years ago yeah cuz I picked it up then if you watch the trailer for this game on Steam the trailer alone made me want to buy the game M well that's its job yeah you got to employ different strategies you can start out as um different kinds of I guess plague is the if that's the right word or and you have to unlock different things so when you first begin you can only be a bacteria and then you unlock like viruses and stuff like that and oh I have the Simeon flu which I guess is from the new Planet of the Apes films which I've not seen but it implies that it's some kind of disease that increases the intelligence of apes or something that's amazing yeah so that's one of the

starting ones yeah it's great and then as you go along you evolve it and there's different strategies like I saw when you played it here Luke I saw you played on the Xbox and you were intentionally cuz it kind of evolves on its own sometimes too and you evolve transmission yes symptom and abilities yeah so the strategy that Luke was using was to remove symptoms right so even if it evolved a symptom which makes people die faster he would remove it and increase like the way it transmits so because he didn't want people to notice it and so everybody's getting infected with this disease but there's no symptoms so they haven't noticed that everybody's infected and then right when like most of the world's infected he starts piling on the

symptoms cuz I I've actually learned that cuz there was a time where one game I've played where I didn't infect it started to kill people faster than it was infecting people and so that's why you have to try and keep that balance cuz otherwise it'll wipe itself out yes all right I want to play this I'm not even going to wait for the freebie I'm just going to go to steam and see if it's on Mac if it is I'm going to buy it like a human being adult with money the world simulation is apparently very realistic so like you see the planes flying and ships moving and stuff from all the pictures I can see it's a top down map is that not the case it's just a map of the world right but you see people running and vomiting blood and no you don't

see that that part of the game is sort of really just from little news flashes you'll see yeah lives inside your mind you know what so you guys know and the listeners know that last year I played about 300 hours of Civ 5 right yes and every time I was playing it cuz I used to play it like kind of in bed at night on my laptop and H would always look over it and she'd be like it's not even a real game I'm like what do you mean she's like you're not controlling the characters and I'm like yeah I am she's like no in a real game when something comes at you you have to hit jump when you want to jump you're just telling these characters to do things and they're going off and doing them on their own it's not a real game you can't jump it's not a game that's right

exactly World of Warcraft oh no World of Warcraft you do some of the other if uh if I start playing this it's just going to say the same thing Dragon Age Origins not a game can't jump so what I've been trying to do is I've been trying to work out a way to infect the rest of the world but keep Australia safe I haven't done it yet are we still talking about own scenar no but I've I now got this game on Steam I've got it on my phone and I have it on the Xbox now wow so you're saying that basically you for the the giveaway yes nice maybe I should stop buying games the second they come out do you have time to play them um no there's quite a lot of games that I've got about 10 games installed on the Xbox one that I haven't even started to play yet yeah that always happens I do have some news

though oh okay remember last week when I started off the episode going might have to duck off cuz I need to get achievements cuz of the competition oh yes yeah I'm no longer in a team competition oh wow eliminated we eliminated by like 50 gamer score which is nothing I could have got that so what happened man my team were useless absolutely useless I'm I'm sorry to hear that I'm so sorry my score was like nearly double theirs combined you had a little heart set on it are these people you know in real life I mean I hope not no no if otherwise it'll just be awkward the amount you've slagged these people off no it was um you could join as a team or you could just sign up and they'll throw

you in a team with people that's right I remember you saying that uh I you didn't want Matt and Jenner in your team yeah I wouldn't either really because I got more last week than they did last year combined combined no need to be a dick about it that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and item to receive episodes automatically we see you next time