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Matt and Luke join you for another week of poopy socks and bad livers. Be warned: 45:05 - 45:43 contains a Batman V Superman spoiler

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis danam I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat penis inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to all things nerdy so um went to the doctor oh yeah yeah how'd that go um we're great oh good I did find out I had the worst doctor a few years ago right I think I actually spoke on this podcast about how I went to the doctor and he said my liver was fine MH and we uh we were probably skeptical I assumed Dan and I

mhm yep so I assumed my liver was fine I took as a bit of a challenge to drink more at that stake sure you obviously weren't working hard enough so um went to the doctor did a blood test all unrelated uhhuh nothing bad I don't have age yet I was going to say unrelated I just let that slide it was no it was just a just a general checkup yeah yeah fair enough you know we're getting older now no finger up the thumb yet and you and you did have cancer as a child so you know it's worth checking yeah and so she came back and asked me how much I drink I go oh [ __ ] loads I've cut back of a lot I know you have no you you have listeners you should know he he has then I said probably I don't know two to three drinks and she's okay a week and no a

day yeah and she's okay and she went you might want to cut back on that now and she sort of showed me the results now I don't know what the numbers mean yeah okay the numbers for my liver she pointed out were about 54 and in red I said that's bad you need to get that down 54 what I don't know okay 54 bads 54 bads okay and then she showed me what it was 2012 right and went I don't know what was happening here but so all right we've established that 54 is bad I need to cut back yes in 2012 I was 280 right bads is it that is it that the scale or is it like is less less worse less is good okay so back in 2012 very bad but my doctor said I was fine right I figure out if I can you if 2012 I was at 200

plus and I was fine I'm at 50 I can drink more you're drinking right now aren't you yes I am well so am I but I haven't been told I shouldn't so I haven't been told I should it just I should cut back is that really what she said yes all right I meant to be able to I'm still all to have big nights every now and again right um I should cut my drinks back to about one a day okay I could to have a couple on a Friday night and then have an alcohol free day right I don't remember the last time I had an alcohol free day I do because you came around to my house the next day burst in without saying hello and helped yourself to a beer that's the last one I remember well that wasn't an alcohol free day that's just you didn't have any alcohol at home right yeah I still had some I just have

to wait to get it right I mean I'm drinking a drinking a nice beer so uh I shouldn't judge there's no judgment here I shouldn't be drinking a Gonic I am I quite like them now yeah I think it's good for me I'm not going to get malaria yes good point with the quinine or whatever it is y so I'm safe there that's I'm just preparing for that well we'll see how you go astute listeners have probably noticed there's a voice missing oh yes I didn't actually yeah so um Dan's not able to join us this week he's whining and dining with uh producers and and directors and things as one does what a dick unless he's maybe talking about getting us a movie role right we did go for it we did pressure him slightly into into shorning us into some stuff that he's working on

so yeah all right we'll forgive him for now we'll assume we'll assume that's what's happening and we'll forgive him for now we'll come back to it we've got some news this week it looks like uh where do you want to begin I have to start with this the prank call yeah over in the states in Minnesota mhm a guy called Burger King right a guy a guy called Burger King not his name is Burger King no no he guy called in phoned into Burger King said I work for the fire department there's a gas leak right the place is going to blow up unless you smash out all the windows right so it sounds pretty stupid right yes I would be like I'm leaving the building but I'm going to leave and you guys come do what you need to do I'm not going to run around and start

smashing Windows no the manager went we need to fix this we need to save the store and got all the staff to start smashing out the windows in the store what yes this video of it this is on nine news so I mean that's that's kind of an endorsement of it for being legit I I think I've read about in a couple of sources I was also listening to it somewhere else today it's it's legit right the worst thing about this I find is this isn't the first one really there have been three other Burger Kings where this has happened and like a Wendy's at another burger shop where they've a guy's founded up and they've believed him and got out just start smashing windows in the place

[ __ ] hell I like how this's a a representative uh Thomas lman of the fire department said it's a little upsetting that they would try to give the fire department a black eye I don't think that's what they're doing I think I think they're trying to get Burger King to smash their Windows they don't care about the fire department so the one thing I don't understand like I've been a fire warning all this I know fire department when they're called they'll be there within 10 minutes yeah right well I mean we're in Australia I don't know what how it works in in the US but I'm pretty sure working in fast food like a restaurant I'm pretty sure they've had the fire department called there before yeah it's Burger King there's a bunch of teenagers working

with oil yes so a man would sort of realize that doesn't take them that long to get there yeah sure so if that manager had that phone call I'd be going even if you thought it was real I'd go okay I'll wait for you guys to get here I'm just going to get everyone out the store yeah of course I'm not going to go I had an instant up the road from here at a takeaway here on the corner and they I was waiting for my food uh and then somebody smelled gas and then literally everybody everybody just fled the building and I was like you know what forget it I don't want my food anymore and I went and stood across the other side of the road the fire department came and uh that place was closed for a year and wow has just reopened and it's all brand

new but and and nobody smashed any Windows no yeah no whenever read this I thought wow that's crazy but the crazy thing is is this is happened a number of times yeah yeah exactly well words out now right so people know about this so I guess you think that word would have been out the first three times that happened at Burger King well the question I need to ask you Luke is how now brown cow are we going to get Burger King to smash their Windows grounds that's the wrong jingle that is while the brothers are doing time listen up it's crimes well I don't think they actually need to change it because it's still working oh all right fine like really it it's it's worked the the warning has got out and people are still falling for it

so just see how long this plays out for well this happened this I mean this is what oh this is just the other day yeah this is like two days ago yep I guess we'll see if uh it keeps going on oh yeah similar prank calls were placed to Jack In The Box restaurants in February fooling workers at one store a similar in incident happened at Wendy's Phoenix in late January yeah okay fine seems like this has got some uh it's got some legs still yeah they've got this they they're go great with this I said just let them go they don't need any help all right fine and listeners you didn't get the idea from us no please don't do it no don't want if if you get caught doing this and they ask what your favorite podcast is it's nerest I we can take the

r Stairway to Heaven y been around for a while has it been around for a while yeah since the 70s 7 yeah yep you know the sort of the guitar bit for it the uh pretty famous the famous intro yeah yeah yeah well there's bit of a lawsuit going now that um they may have kind of stolen that a little bit right it's just been decided that it can go to trial to let a jury decide if the guitar the opening to ster of Heaven maybe bored quite a bit of inspiration from a song called um Taurus Taurus but been Spirit huh they actually Ted together at like 6869 really and if you listen to it it's pretty close I'm listening to it now and ah yeah it's pretty close it's not you know it's one of those things it like to

me it doesn't sound the same at all but it like I mean the notes to me aren't really the same the chord progression is very similar but the notes aren't the same but the whole feel of it is very similar yes so yeah I don't know I hate all this stuff though like come on if there was an issue with this this should have been dealt with in the' 70s yeah but it's just so lucrative now no I think the worst thing about it is it's not actually the guitarist who wrote and performed that song in spirit that's taking them to court cuz he died in 1997 oh so it's his estate yes ah [ __ ] it I hate this stuff man like if there was a problem should have been dealt with back then and even what the person who's taking the lawsuit you guys

pretty much we just want him to get credit for what he wrote so we're only going to take 50% of winnings we win well it's not exactly the same so I mean really he didn't write it well man okay there's there should be a limit on how long you can let something go before you can just it goes away cuz I was going to say I mean we've talked about this before ad nauseum but copyright was originally 10 years and it was just designed so that when somebody created something artistic or I mean assume is artists generally like songs and and things like that I think it was designed for it meant you had 10 years where you were the only person who could make money or perform that song I think it's just actually making money for it off it right and that was just to give you a

fair chance to get the most out of it and then after that it was fair game and that that was how it was supposed to be and then and then every time the the uh the limit of copyright comes up Disney throws more money at it because they don't want to lose the rights to Mickey Mouse now I'm going to use a very bad example here okay I was going to say that doesn't apply in this case I guess because it wasn't we're not talking about they wrote the song then and it got copied now we're talking about they took it happened within a few years of of them both being written it's just been brought up now just to clarify H my bad example for why I don't think this should go ahead okay Bill Crosby right Bill Cosby Bill bring bring bring Cosby is Bill Cosby the one that raped

all those women allegedly Luke allegedly allegedly raped all those women yes it is well a lot of those cases can't go to court because they happened too long ago yeah statute of limitations or something right now they happened a lot more recently then when this song was written and performed right I just find it weird they can't got to trial for rape but they can now come back and look at this song they missed their chance cuz you so you reckon Bill Cosby's seen this in the paper and going oh no don't change the law well I just I just compare really yeah no no I agree with you it does seem a bit Petty and I like how this is funny as well the defendants have said the cord progressions was so cliche that

they didn't deserve copyright protection which is then pretty much gone I know yeah we we did it well it's just them saying Oh it wasn't not that good anyway don't worry about it I just I don't like talking about songs this way it's not nice if you go on YouTube you can find endless examples of this but the most famous one that that I encountered when I was a teenager was when Godsmack album came out and I hadn't heard them before and someone said oh check out this band and I feel like I mean not all the songs but most of the songs on that album I was like this is just so yeah that sucks people love lead Zeppelin according to the complaint wolf complained that the similarities in the songs in an interview shortly before he drowned in

1997 mysteriously no no he was drowned by attempting to rescue his son oh he was paid off his son drown uh I don't know yeah we'll see but it just like he might have been upset with it but he still had 25 years yeah I know he should have said something well he did then drowned yeah and maybe he was pushed into it not the water I mean the oh forget it that was a bad joke H do you want to talk about video games instead I most certainly do what have you been playing lately uh I've been playing more of the division and I've been playing more of Bravely Default uh I don't really I guess I don't really need to talk about them anymore because um you know I talked about him already uh I don't think I've played anything new I bought Dishonored the definitive Edition yeah I need to get

around to playing that I've got the definitive edition and the 360 edition and I've played the first mission I played a bit of the 360 edition and I really liked it so I grabbed this cuz it says it's cheaper with gold I don't know if it actually was but it just reminded me that that I wanted to get it anyway so um I've been playing Quantum break oh I've heard that's really good I'm really enjoying it I've only played sort of the first section yeah and then I've watched the half an hour television show yeah okay so how does this work you play your game and then it comes up to sort of a junction point so you make a decision will it play out this way or will it play out this way and that affects the course of the game which is that's been around for ages yeah but now it's you

once you make a decision you watch it's about 25 30 minutes it's a television show so do you actually you mean you play a [ __ ] because it's made by remedy right the guys made Max Payne and um Alan Wake and that right so do you mean that you play through like a a shooter like it's a third person shooter right yep with with some time manipulation or something from what I understand right so you play through that and then it comes up and it says do you want to do a or b pretty much yes okay it sort of and it runs you through it's you basically you turn into the bad guy for this decision what yes so you're not playing the good guy when you're making this decision to work out where it's going to go you stop playing as the bad guy for just I don't know if it's

like this for the entire game but for the First Act One it got up to you're the bad guy and you can see into the future and you go if I do this it's going to play out this way if I do this it's going to play out this way so the first one is you have a girl and you can decide whether to do sort of a PR route so you're going to use her to try and make something that's happened look good mhm or look like you guys were doing the right thing or you can decide to kill her and that can actually lead to um the town sort of revolting against your corporation and all this stuff so you get to decide that okay you decide that and then away goes and then second you make that decision television show right which that's interesting it's really interesting I'm a little scared about it

though why since I've done it I haven't gone back to play act two cuz I don't want to sort of get to it and then find out that I get like I'm going to go to now and I'll just finish this part and then go oh crap I've just started and I've got to watch this half an hour show again well actually that was going to be that was a question I was about to ask you is what happens if uh halfway through this TV show I'm like I've got to go do something like what happens can you pause it I that's what I'm afraid to find out right so other you might just have to I mean listeners if you know please write in yeah please let me know because I want to play the rest of it but I'm just too scared podcast at multipl nerdgasm tocom or you can get us on Facebook or or

Twitter M nerd G them on Twitter and we're around yeah let us know cuz that's interesting all right so but the game's good the game's good yep it's a great story which remedy have always done well yeah yeah know I love the soundtrack is amazing the soundtrack is by Petri aleno uh who did the Allan Wake soundtrack I think he does a lot of stuff with remedy um and it's yeah it's [ __ ] great soundtrack it's really good well I remember the S did he do for Alan Wake as well yeah he did Alan Wake yeah cuz that was one thing that made that game great was the music it's beautiful I often uh if you follow me on Twitter you'll notice that almost annually I ReDiscover the Alan Wake soundtrack and I'll just tweet and go oh God it's so good and then realize that I've I just

do that every year and then tweet and say sorry that's actually that's the only tweet that I've I've done in the last year I think well because of I got consum break on the Xbox the digital version I'm actually going to get a copy of the album Lake oh right digital copy so and it's going to be backwards compatible so I'm probably going to go through and play that again because I do love that game I have the dis Edition I've got the disc but I'm too lazy to put discs in there Jesus what have you become I became that long ago there been times where I've owned a DVD and I've gone I could get up and I could put this DVD in there or I can stream it or go to Italy yeah good old Italy did you see the uh this Titanfall 2 teaser

no I saw it just before we started and I haven't watched it yet okay there's not much to it it's uh a voice over and then you see a robot's leg and and a sword um so it's not much yeah yeah it's more of a it's a teaser trailer so it's it's just shows you nothing really it just it just confirms the existence of Titanfall 2 which was always going to come about the one thing that they're doing this time is um it's not to be an exclusive right it was a timed exclusive last time right no it was the XBox exclusive huh is it not on PC or anything else um I don't know about it might be PC I but definitely not PlayStation Microsoft okay well I mean that makes sense it doesn't I mean exclusives are kind of silly well they

actually didn't that I remember them there's an article that they came out and went we shouldn't have made this an exclusive they would have done better making this as crossplatform which they doing now well I never played the first one I know a lot of people who did and I know you did I saw you play it a bit actually that the most exposure I've had to it was you watching you play it a little bit uh and I've heard it was really good I did enjoy it it's it was only multiplayer though exactly which is why I was like cuz it even the division is multiplayer but you don't have to play with people all the time I didn't play with anyone ever yeah doesn't surprise me yeah so I don't know I don't know yeah I think this time

they're doing there's going to be a campaign oh so we'll be single player yeah right cool and yeah and then also the multiplayer which is what the game's built around yeah but no even the first one like even though I'm not a big multiplayer person I did spend a lot of time playing this cuz it was just I know fun yeah yeah I've heard that it was it was great [Music] [Music] climb on the back of Mech and explode out of Mech I'm looking forward to this now so the teaser trailer now mhm and they're going to announce it at June yeah so we're probably looking I'd be

very surprised if it's this year it comes out yeah I we looking at 2016 man all this [ __ ] trailer business we I'll talk about it a bit more we've got another trailer to talk about a bit later but I want to talk about all this trailers for trailers business cuz it's [ __ ] annoying before get to that I want to stick on stick with games for a bit um did you see this business about the boulders gate expansion I read the story and I don't understand what's wrong I mean be careful with it because it's just it's such a crazy weird scenario so there's a expansion for Boulders gate uh it's almost like you like a new game based on the boulders gate engine by beam dog I think they're the guys who did the enhanced editions right mhm yes they are just confirmed um

they did a new installment in the series called um Dragon Spear and at one point in the game there's an NPC who if you press her on it she has an unusual name and if you ask her about it after a couple of levels of dialogue she'll tell you that she was born as a man but she felt that she was a woman and so so she's transgendered and some people were utterly unreasonably upset by that and those those people are the just the shits of the internet and you know I I don't really care what they think some people I think they I think that's where it started was just people being dicks yeah

um and then some alleged uh trans people like again this is all internet stuff so it's hard to say who's real and who's a troll on the internet some transgender people said that they felt it was a bit forced um and didn't there was literally no point to it it was just something that this character brought up uh and they said that you would never mention it like that in real life like they would never just say to people hello I'm trans it just would just wouldn't happen and so they felt that it was a bit forced and and just to clarify like that's not really how it happens in the game you do have to press her on you have to ask her about it a bit before she'll tell you but uh anyway so there's some some feedback about that but then

the other thing that happened too which I thought was the thing that annoyed me a little bit was that apparently the game also is very buggy and people had criticisms that the writing in general wasn't that good but then there was this weird phenomenon for a couple of days where uh because people were being [ __ ] about the trans thing MH all criticism of the game was considered uh irrelevant so oh that was all overlooked like and people were straight up saying oh I've heard it's not that good but you know I want to support them because everyone's being dicks about the the trans character I'm like what this B weird position on both sides I don't know it just made me had this weird moment where I was like I don't know if I agree with any of you if the game is

[ __ ] then that's one thing and if it's got a trans character that's another thing but they're separate things very separate things yeah I was reading this cuz it's sort of saying some people saying like it seems like it's forced in there and that brings up for no reason but from having a look at it all their dialogue was sort of like three layers in which is what they sort of have for all of their NBC characters yeah so what they've said is uh beam dog have come out now and they've responded to it and they've said I think they responded to it really well because I was worried that they would double down on the criticism overall like like some of the other places were doing just saying no all your criticism is invalid because of this weird transphobic stuff

that's happening but didn't do that they said they're going to address all the bugs and stuff like that like people have legitimate complaints about bugs and they're going to expand on the writing and go back in and try and do more with the character so it had a good result I think y but uh yeah man such a [ __ ] the Internet is just insane these days yeah I don't know why people were getting upset that there's a trench character in there to be doesn't hurt anything no I know but like it that's not the only thing like yeah of course course there are [ __ ] who who who are mad about it's also weird sort of getting upset that there's one in there because they haven't been yeah and then

and then other people get a bug up their ass about the people that that have a bug up their ass about the other thing and then they're like ah it's just come on guys it's all just relax it is a game exactly and yeah just all spiral into this [ __ ] Insanity oh yeah the other thing that was in there apparently was um uh Minsk he's he's one of characters from the uh from the original series wanted two he uh he does make some goofy pop culture references in the other games and apparently in this one he makes a gamergate joke uh which also pissed people off so I still don't understand what gamergate was I sort of just skipped it yeah I I don't really want to talk about it I think I think if if if you've got a

label on something and then that label gets dragged through the mud as much as Gam has just abandon it I don't know why people are holding out with this thing like if you had any legitimate criticisms like of of games journalism or anything like that like just call your call it something else yeah like just abandon it I don't know it's weird man I don't know why people get so caught up on these labels like gamergate and like social justice Warriors and stop labeling everything like people aren labels they're people it's like I have to disagree with you Luke because don't everyone should just agree with me I'm always right like if you think one thing that makes you a x and I don't like X's therefore I must disagree with everything that you say like such a

weird thing to say if everyone just listens to me the world will be a better place what's your advice don't be a dick don't be a dick that's just accept everyone who cares I don't care I don't care who you are or where you're from are you going to be nice to me if he answerers yes we're cool yeah if he anwers no I don't want to hang around you if you're going to be nice I'll give you a hug a that might be inappropriate though don't if they want one oh okay that's fine I don't just rarely run up and hug strangers you shouldn't do that not these days so on a slightly related note this is also weird I think for certain reasons interesting but but weird the developer of rust um who is Gary Newman he also made Gary's Mod which is a very famous halflife mod rust which is an

online kind of open world game only had male character models as the avatars for a long time it's been out for a couple years I think and he's they've now released or added into the game uh female avatars as well except rather than just giving you a choice of what you want at the start they're randomly assigning them permanently locked to your steam ID so and that means uh gender uh or physical sex sorry uh race and penis size and it's all locked to your your steam ID and people are like freaking out about it cuz it's I mean it's a pretty weird thing to do well I actually I don't see a problem with it no I think it's funny because any game

you play you pretty much just locked in unless but I'd be I would maybe see people getting a little bit pissed off if they've been playing their one character yeah right for years since it came out and then all of a sudden they've gone yeah you're now female and S of thought that's not my character anymore well he he says yeah he understands that but he just doesn't care and he he said we understand that you may now be a gender that you don't identify with in real life uh we understand that caus this causes you to stress and it makes you not want to play game anymore um however nothing technically nothing has changed since half the population was already living with those feelings so as in women couldn't play as women before but I mean

it's not really the same and yes stuff has changed cuz now you had people who were playing the game who you've just [ __ ] but it's not going to it doesn't change anything no I know but it's such a weird attitude like I mean it's it's I don't care obviously he can do what he wants his [ __ ] game but it's such like a odd thing to do is be like yeah I know you paid for the game and I know you've been enjoying it but I don't care if you don't like it anymore like I'm I am going to [ __ ] with you I think it's very funny and he also said that he's um he's interested in seeing what happens when they add a female character model whether women will get attacked more because they're perceived as weak or whether they'll get attacked less because they're perceived as vulnerable

and he because he finds that stuff interesting however I don't know man because you I already know that they're randomly assigned so it makes no difference yeah like it's you might have less of the people people going o a girl playing talk to me talk to me talk to me yeah right because you don't know who they are he's also said that if he found a way to separate races into different Villages and gave One race power over another he'd see some events closer to the world we live in so this this guy sounds like like an evil genius and uh yeah I don't know it's funny man like I kind of want to get it it makes me curious cuz I'm like just the fact that he's willing to just screw with people so badly makes me laugh like such

a weird thing to do trying to it's only 20 bucks like in a world where Studios like big studios are like what's the market we [ __ ] do what the market wants this guy's like [ __ ] him I'll do whatever I want yeah fun it's been out for two years came out in 2013 it's still an early access game all right I'm going to hit I'm going to email them and see if we can get some steam Keys we should have a day where we play this all right fine oh wait I don't have a PC it's but I don't know if my P would run it to tell the truth all right so we're not going to we're not going to be playing any rust so forget it no have to wait for another game on Xbox that randomly assigns his agenda yeah all right well moving on and speaking of other online games World of Warcraft you've probably

heard of it still never going to play it it has changed a lot over the years and there were a lot of players who really enjoyed how it was at X point in time before they brought in pandas yeah before X got nerfed and Y got [ __ ] I don't know whatever I remember years and years and years ago when I started playing already there were third party servers non- blizzard servers it was you know server at some guy's house yep and um you could play for free or or whatever the largest one of those uh was this one called nostras uh and after getting a cease and assist order the other week they shut down finally they had 150,000 active Accounts at the time people who were playing they call it the an older vanilla version of World of Warcraft so I guess I I think

it's pre-expansion stuff like the very early version of the game that people preferred for some reason so all of the players organized a suicide March where they trudged in a straight line from orar the the orc Capital to Thunder Bluff where they jumped to their deaths from the peak did that really kill them or did they just spawn back I don't understand how it works well just a symbolic I don't know it took it took over an hour to do uh to do the walk in a straight line there's some photos of it here and I think a video as well um yeah and I guess well I mean when you die in wow you become a ghost at a at the last Cemetery you were near or whatever so okay so it was it was a symbolic suicide yeah not like that time was the Star Wars one Star Wars Galaxies they beamed

everybody up into space really we've talked about that before haven't we yeah everybody um they made some changes to the game that people didn't like and so all the people organized this big protest where all the they all went to nabo all the characters and they were protesting except because there were so many characters in one place it was causing load on the servers yeah and so they started sending out messages saying disperse disperse and and the people were like [ __ ] you put the game back the way it was and then they sent out a message saying if you don't leave we will teleport you into space and your character will die what and then yeah uh and and they did they did so that just means that they had people just I'm not going to

play this anymore yeah I think they um I think they definitely pissed a few people off that was Galaxy's teleport teleport into space but I can sort of understand with blizzard wanting to shut it down cuz I'm guessing with the third party server they're not making any money from it of course yeah yeah yeah it's not something that they're they're interested in allowing although it's the old version of the game so I mean if these people don't like the new version of the game they're not going to move to it they're going to stop playing so may maybe BL could have maybe work something out go hey guys you can do this we're not going to support it yeah but these guys can run it but you still have to pay our subscription fee yeah if they put some kind of um you

know old version of it yeah like it's still get you still have to pay maybe you get a reduction but maybe not I Reon just make them pay the same amount and let them go yeah yeah it is a weird thing right but using their assets is copyright yes that's that's the issue yeah that's why I can completely understand why they said hey guys stop doing this yeah yeah I know people get annoyed about these things but you actually have to do stuff like that otherwise you um you can lose your copyright on things you you know actively try and protect it well that's what remember with Candy Crush how they tried to get candy copyrighted yeah for them to actually go through the process they were told you have anytime candy is used if you want it you have to go after

them so they had to anytime something came up that may was gem matching or matching or candy they had to go after them no matter what and that's why I think part of the reason why they eventually just went this is too much work yeah stupid idea you don't have to deal with that so yeah if you want to play wow you're going to have to do it through blizzard now like the rest of us I didn't even know about this thing otherwise maybe I would have tried it out if it was free but it doesn't matter now cuz it's gone so [ __ ] it actually you can play W for free up to level 20 odd now can't you anyway I think level 20 or something yeah yeah but don't you level up to level 20 like pretty quickly these days oh I don't know I don't know cuz I it goes all the way up to level

100 now I think with the new expansions I know H listeners will know someone all someone all correctors I'm sure I'm never going to play this cuz I know I will become that person that ends up pulling in a sock yeah that's such a that happened too listeners by the way we can find a link to that yeah we will yeah I'm not making that up that's yeah someone pooed in a sock because they didn't want to stop playing yeah they're in the middle of a raid yeah yeah sorry Matt if we're ever playing a game and I got to go I'm going yeah me too don't care yeah of course I'm not going to [ __ ] myself oh if you're that involved in it

play yeah guys before we go on this raid I just got to duck out for five minutes is that okay cool you start the RA in five all right sweet and then take your headset with you when you go to the poop y just play on a laptop just go sit in there the way you go fine perfect did you watch the Rogue one trailer I watched it a few times yes mhm I figured you probably did what' you think I liked it mhm I'm little excited looks pretty good I still reckon that character should be bigs the guy who we don't know who he is yeah the tall guy with dark hair in the mustache yeah it's bigs all right we'll just call him bigs such a kicking the teeth not the calling bigs oh got tie everything else in why can't they tie that in was he involved in in that mission no well how would

that tie anything together well he's in a New Hope yeah he could be at this one all right he joined the Rebel Alliance a little bit before Luke did are you one of those people that were happy with chewbaca showing up in [ __ ] episode three cuz he was in the other ones he could be in that one as well no that was just stupid see was in the other ones he can be in the prequels as well Anakin made him but bigs being there is not completely unbelievable sure yeah I know I know I'm just taking the piss because he was he was a member of the Rebellion yes yeah I think this looks really good I got excited when I saw the death stars and the uh death stars [ __ ] Star Destroyers want Death Star death stars plural that's a spoiler um no the the

Star Destroyers and uh the 8S and uh the original style Storm Troopers not like in force awakens yeah I don't know it was cool made me go ooh out loud a couple times we don't have that long to wait yeah how awesome is it that we're getting in three years we get Three Star Wars movies I know well it's awesome now it might we might not think that later but we'll see actually when does Star Wars 9 come out uh I think well they pushed seven back yes not seven eight Back to December cuz they want more money um so I guess nine is probably the following Christmas right or maybe two Christmases yeah they might be pushed back a bit now because that one had to go cuz yeah they were looking at I know

next year for June wasn't it for 8 yeah yeah yeah no I think it was 2019 it was May because I think all the others came out in May right yeah something like that but I know that yeah I just found out 2019 is going to be episode 9 okay well I mean yeah this one looks good the the main character she seemed really cool I don't know anything about her but she seems like a badass and she's got that cool Imperial Armor at the end of the trailer so you know that's cool I like everyone was coming out with the rumors that she's going to be Ray's mom and R Daisy came out and went n yeah she said just cuz she's white with brown hair doesn't mean she's my mom yeah yeah not everybody is or should be related in Star Wars films please stop doing that but the one thing I did find interesting

she knows who her parents are yeah well that makes sense I guess but she doesn't know if she's going to be a Jedi or not yeah yeah but her she was flaky and on that as well she I think she just says stuff because it's enticing you know yeah it's fun yeah it keep keeps us all interested it does indeed yeah so uh the trailer was cool uh it did have a loud uh alarm noise in it that was weird it's the Death Star Alarm I know I know what it is it's just it was weird they were trying to do a Prometheus alien kind of thing where the the alarm noise but yeah it was a bit bit liked it I liked it all right fine yeah nothing wrong with it uh some douchebags are annoyed cuz it's another Star Wars film with a female lead character [ __ ] it gives a [ __ ] just shut

up giving us more Star Wars just shut up and watch it who cares and hopefully it'll continue to be good Star Wars yeah it's got [ __ ] guys in as well shut up oh remember how we had a bit of a chat about Batman v Superman last weekend we had a little bit of a one yeah yeah well have you heard they're actually going back and they're re-shooting a lot of Suicide Squad now I did hear that I heard that I've heard two reasons for it yeah well what are they cuz I I heard as well one reason was they're going back to just they need to Res some action scenes uhhuh the other one was is they're going to try and make it a bit lighter and a bit funnier mhm cuz it's very dark and no in the trailer how they had s of those funny moments

yeah yeah evidently that's all the funny moments in the movie well I heard that too right except they put out a new trailer just the other day right and it's got lots of funny bits in it like this movie looks really fun there's a brand new trailer from like a day or two ago it's really cool I think they did it on purpose to show no no no it's it's funny it's got it seems light-hearted in in in section like it's it's a dark film with a sense of humor you know what I mean yeah yeah I don't know it looks really cool I I enjoyed the new trailer I haven't seen the new new one it's got more Batman in it and it's got more Joker in it doing stuff and it's got a lot more Harley in it being goofy yeah I know it looks cool yeah uh they said that it was for Action sequences people

had commented and said oh is it because Batman vers Superman got coped a bit for being too serious and they've said no yeah you know who knows maybe yeah we we'll find out soon yeah [ __ ] who cares long as it's good who cares it's got to can't be worse no no it it or it could it really could that's not fair I think Mana steel was worse so I still haven't seen that don't yeah I think I think they killed off oh no I didn't say that oh no with spoilers they killed off Superman just because it's going to be easy not to have you mean it for a while I thought you said spoilers like oh I better not say it and then you said it anyway and then you said it anyway yeah I think they killed off Superman so I don't have have to have him in the

next few movies so I don't have to worry about cuz I think it's a lot of people don't really like him yeah saying Zack Snider doesn't like him like he can't be beaten yeah he's a well he's he's Troublesome in that sense because it's like how does he we've we've done this we've talked about this but yeah if Superman's in trouble everybody else go home because you're [ __ ] yeah basically I did have hear someone explain good explanation of Batman v Superman not explanation they said it's a good Batman movie it's a terrible Superman movie yeah yeah I would I would agree with that and it's pretty good Wonder Woman movie as well yeah well well not good I think it's a good they introduced her well sure yeah yeah she just didn't do much

like I'm excited about her movie yeah yeah yeah for sure did you see this Jasper minimalist watch that I put in here yes if you were going to wear a watch I wear a watch what are the things that you would want the watch to do at least well now I like my watch cuz it sends me me I get email and I send text messages like receive text messages I get the weather but I get the time so your watch does quite a lot yes I think if you were to strip a watch back to its bare minimum requirements to be a watch though right it's got to it's got to tell the time yes that that's what a watch does that's it's that's literally what a watch is yes if if it doesn't do that or anything else it's not broken it's it's not a watch it's just a wristband replace the battery right well

worry not jesper's got you covered this is a new Kickstarter that that I discovered this week it's for Jesper the ultimate minimalist watch it's minimalist because it's not a watch it just doesn't do anything it's it's made out of the same stuff as a watch except it's got no watch in it which you know what I mean and I don't mean like it's not watch shaped or anything like that like it's it's got it looks like a watch it's got the buttons that a watch would have yeah it's a fake watch there's just no number no hands right and not only that it's especially douchy because it's well this is from the kickstarter Jasper's perfectly weighted 45 mm plated gunmetal body sapphire crystal glass and Lush genuine leather band create a striking

of front to today's excessive Lifestyles this [ __ ] sums up excess it's [ __ ] doesn't do anything it does nothing you just you're paying money for for a fake watch so that it I guess so that it looks like you have a watch on like why would you want this like I understand I know people who go out and they have like a collection of Watchers and they're like yeah like this one cost me 600 I know people like that really yeah I work with someone like that and he got their lovely collection of watches this so if if someone was going to do something like this maybe I'd be trying to do one in the style that these people are spending watches on and they're big they're chunky this is not even that this is

looks like something I get for $10 or $5 when I was a child yeah it doesn't even look like a nice expensive watch it looks like a toy watch with a leather band well the good thing is it hasn't reached its um its goal yet that's right I still got 18 days to go though so at the moment it's at 12282 they want to make 5,000 mhm to go ahead with it so for the low low price of $79 probably us uhhuh you can have this watch that's right it's come to my attention that this could well be an April Fool's prank except it's still a Kickstarter so I don't know right I'm going to click on some of the links that

what real oh crap what we got done did we yeah what's happened uh if you go up the top this is geek The Verge product click on that yeah but that's that's a bunch of different things right that that that's just a lot of I'm scrolling down yes yes the kick out of jper watch is on the geek chire watch real and real April Fool's hits include Google's C plastic VR t- mob's binge on up and much more I I understand it's April Fool stroke we got done no no no hang on did we because it's still here it's still there but it's because no no no sorry I'll stop you because that's fine go to the comments on the kickstarter right on the April the 2nd

there's a comment from the Creator to address some comments the Jesper watch is completely real no fake outs or anything what is advertised is what is offered and we know you're love it be a part of the movement with your Jesper watch oh now I really don't know I don't know either I'm going to have to watch this I've already set a reminder up I like this comment here as well it says hey does this watch have a movement I'm not looking for hands to tell the time but ideally it would keep proper time doesn't do anything this watch does nothing I think you missed it it's well anyway if this interests you for some reason listeners uh we'll link to in the show notes you can kickart it you get like two extra leather bands for $89 someone please back this and tell us

what it's like is this the next thing you're going to have to review Luke God please no no CU I get in trouble if I back this cuz cuz you know that it's not real it's not real it can't be real it has to even if it is real it's not real cuz it's a fake watch so weird what's the worst thing you've ever bought have we done this well we've done this many times all right but have you got another one can you can't think of anything at the moment have you bought anything bad lately I can get I can tell you something I bought that I regret what what have you got I don't know if I talked about this before but you I'm sure you've seen it you know that stupid camera phone that I bought you love that phone when you first got it did I yes you did or did I

just want to make it believable that I did you were try to sell me on you you nearly convinced me to buy a phone like that it's got a great camera it uh for the listeners we'll we'll link to it it's the Samsung S4 zoom which is it's less of a phone with a camera in it and more of a camera with a phone in it and it was pretty reasonably priced wasn't it oh yeah it was it was I know it was a couple hundred bucks but it's it's quite slow and bulky uh yeah it looked like I had a camera shoved into my pocket like with a lens and everything it's it's got It's yeah exactly it's got a big lens on the front of it yeah I regretted that I may have tried to play that down a bit but I did regret that no it's been a while since I got something I've regretted didn't regret the uh the old

magic eight ball no no I've still got it right here oh is it always have it with me where exactly is it it's in my hand right now that's disappointing possibly sorry that's just what it came up with possibly that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and I items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time

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