Warning: Don’t Be An Idiot: The Witch Review & Vampire Remake News

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little SSAT penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy I am slightly drunk right now Matt so I don't want to disappoint you if you were hoping that this was going to be like a purely sober podcast no I got your email that said you'd had a few drinks I tried to find something to drink and I couldn't in my house so oh man I've got a cup of tea so I'm I'm buzzed and you're [ __ ] sober I mean you know I'm I'm buzzed on life sober as

you ever get yeah yeah buzzed on life okay fair enough have you seen some of luky's snap snaps uh Instagram I have man I mean it looks like he's having a good time like specifically the reason he can't be recording right now is because he's out fighting a robot now I don't I don't know what that means but that was the last message I got from him and I'm into that I'm hoping whatever it means there's going to be photos of it on there so well if there's no picks it didn't happen that's where we live in so instagram.com multip nerdgasm check it out [ __ ] takeover of the Instagram he's in Japan uh he's taking requests I guess he said that he would hopefully he's paying attention to requests we've got ACH punch on the Facebook yeah I know people have really gone nuts over

this people that haven't been to Japan are like living out all their Japanese fantasies vicariously through him people that have been to Japan are splitting halfway between making him do stuff they didn't enjoyed and making him fulfill of the things they didn't get to do right because their wives or significant others wouldn't let them yeah that's right I mean going to Japan with a wife is like taking your own pizza to a pizza shop you know what I mean sure yeah you know to Japan with a significant other you know what I'm saying I mean the age of consent it's 13 there Matt 13 is that true I don't know if that's true I did hear that though why bothered factchecking anything yeah M we haven't back checked on this show in the three years we've

been doing this podcast why would I start now I mean I was going to fact check a couple of the stories you put in the spreadsheet this week and then I decided it's best if I don't a don't know that any of these need to be fact checked they all fairly self-explanatory man the whole internet now is just a little too convenient do you know what I mean it's like everything has just this layer of poetic justice to us that makes me think nothing's real anymore there's only one of these articles that's on a website that I'm like is this a real website oh you know is is the news on this website real um the rest of them are fairly reputable so yeah okay well you can tell me which one's which when we get to it all right fine where do you want to start uh Matt look I just want to ask

you about something okay something that we talked about last week something I recommended to you and and said that I thought you might like something I thought might be up your alley and up the alley of your dearest friend fiance say you can say fiance I don't know where you're going with that yeah did you watch The Witch and did you like it we did watch The Witch and and and we didn't like it that much oh man I knew it I [ __ ] knew it I built it up didn't I I ruined it for you no I don't know if it was that it just uh yeah I don't know man we just uh well the first major hurdle was that it was really really hard to understand everybody in

that movie especially the they were talking old timeing yeah and well not just that I mean cuz I I mean the language itself was fine when I could make it out it's just that his voice in particular is very very by his voice do you mean the [ __ ] the guy from The Office who pretends to [ __ ] um anyway that's a non seor if you've never even seen the office so maybe you'll just abandon that there if you have seen the office you probably know who I'm talking about the reg I can't remember his name yeah exactly yeah no his voice is very uh he's got a very low register and uh I could I just had trouble understanding him and the little kid as well the boy um yeah there were actually Parts where Jenner and I were like what did they say

like cuz we couldn't understand what they were saying um oh okay and that's not I mean it wasn't that important it wasn't that important because generally what they were saying was you're witch you got to pray to Jesus and uh and you're a witch yeah basic there was a lot of that um I was enjoying it until I realized that they were kind of going with that there really was something going on I prefer it when wasn't yeah I know what you mean spoilers by the way spoilers sorry yeah spoilers there's a real yeah I wasn't sure where that was going I wasn't sure where that was going do we have a spoiler alert jingle cuz I think maybe rather than just having Luke say spoiler alert and then blurting out a spoiler um maybe we need a little jingle that we retroactively insert before we

do giveway spoilers okay well I've got this one that we use for necronom it's time for some spoilers well that's excellent I mean because you sound like Vincent Price I understand if you want to just keep that from the noer Nom Nom or well let's [ __ ] insert it in all right cool yeah so the the thing that I found Gary about the film and that you know like made the biggest impression on me was that I I believed for a long time that this could have actually happened because people were stupid and yeah and the fact that he you know like when when weird stuff started happening and then the little twins were like oh she said she was a witch cuz she jokingly did say she was a witch and he was like you're [ __ ] witch and they like lock her up

outside and [ __ ] and I was like this is this is actually scary this because this probably did happen this kind of crazy [ __ ] baby brother tells your dad you're a witch and he's like well why would they lie yeah exactly see that that aspect of it was I guess I mean not really scary because I'm not scared that's going to happen to me but it was disturbing because I listeners I want everyone to Brand this as a witch and I'll show him who's not scared yeah yeah and I liked uh I liked Black Phillip and all that stuff it was all going great until until it started to be like real and I was like it was only the very very end yeah it was only the very end when they used deadland instead of dead children and uh I spend the rest of it going there's no way that's that little

girl's ass that must be a stunt double oh see I thought they were uh the other [ __ ] other goats I thought the kids just went missing see I thought it was symbolism but who [ __ ] knows okay and then the the actual very end reminded me of um Lords of Salem actually Rob the Rob Zombie film oh yeah just cuz it gets all a bit dream sequency at the end that's true but that's what I that's why I don't have a problem with it cuz I wasn't actually sure that it was saying by the way there's really a devil and there's really witches I thought it kind of just went all [ __ ] psychedelic at the end yeah okay well because the end she made a deal with I mean they flew into the air do you know what I mean know go turned into a human for a second and made a deal with her yeah that's

right that line though do you want to live deliciously yeah that was [ __ ] echoed in my head for days in creepiest way it was it's very beautiful the film I got to say it's absolutely as as a film it's [ __ ] poetry yeah it's it is a bit ous though yeah I it just yeah it just didn't didn't quite hook me and then it lost me anyway like towards the end unfortunately yeah yeah I don't know um I can't even remember who told me to watch it now but I think if it was you and you're out there thank you the most disturbing bit I thought was that whole sequence where the kid did get lost in the woods and then found the Witch's House or or something happened I was

thinking oh he just got sick in the woods he's out in the cold and he got sick and he's come back and he's dying because they're [ __ ] bleeding him from his temples to try and cure him because they're idiots and he's like beever and hallucinating and he just starts spouting all this religious stuff like this quotes from The Bible and then dies and everyone they're all standing there and then while he's convulsing the little kids start mimicking him yeah and I was like cuz I could believe that that would happen cuz kids are [ __ ] weird man and I was like this is this is actually quite harrowing that sequence and especially because like that Mom freaked me out she she just you know the level of seriousness that the [ __ ] parents took [ __ ] and it's like these

are people who excommunicated themselves from a Puritan Church yeah cuz the Puritan Church wasn't devout enough yeah I know well they lose uh who the [ __ ] are these people cuz the first kid gets taken and then the wife just [ __ ] loses it and is stays up for what only I've ever seen her other than this is Game of Thrones as the [ __ ] creepy old woman as well and it's like well I don't know if you can do anything other than this single thing I've seen her in she breastfeeds oh she is in Prometheus doesn't breastfeed in that does she no she doesn't do much I stand corrected but yeah um unfortunately I didn't didn't enjoy it as much as you probably HED I'm disappointed mat I'm disappointed not I'm not disappointed in you I just I just wish you'd had a

better experience with it because I really did oh well we can't all enjoy the same movies no we can't that's true while we're on movies um there's a bunch of comic book news of course because yeah we just had that's what movies are now yeah well we've had Batman vs Superman we've had Civil War so it's it's kind of I was going to say big in the news right now but it's always big in the news lately seems like it is look I haven't seen Civil War yet but I'm going to see it if only so I can at least weigh in on the discussion okay well the first thing that I've got here is that apparently the new Batman movie the one Ben Affleck writing and directing yes is going to be quote

crammed with villains and that just that just bothers me Matt two things number one I was excited about this movie until just now mhm number two they've done the Batman crammed with villains it's called Batman the movie 1966 it was a joke and it's been done it had shark repellent bat spray and we've seen it no need thanks guys I think see it could go one of two ways right because Batman in in the comics he does have all the villains are just kind of there like they live in the world they inhabit the world so if they're just in there as part of the world and they're not all the [ __ ] main antagonist like Spider-Man 3 you know where everybody's a [ __ ] major player yeah then maybe it'll be all right like you know if he's

like he's like oh I got to go to [ __ ] penguin's area you know part of the city to get some [ __ ] and then you know there's some stuff about penguin or whatever but it's not like he's not one of the main villains along with the joker along with [ __ ] Bane along with poison ivy along with all the others yeah so maybe but it does worry me because the first thing that I think of when when I see the words crammed with villains I immediately think of Spider-Man 3 yeah sure which had three not successful and also uh spider The Amazing Spider-Man 2 which had two it had Electro and it had Green Goblin and that sucked as well Spider-Man you didn't like Spider-Man 2 The Amazing Spider-Man oh sorry I thought you were making judgment call on speaking about

the second Spider-Man movie as in the second uh the one with Dr Octopus yeah that was [ __ ] great in my opinion appreciate that people do not like Spider-Man 3 but I kind of do cuz it's Sam Ry and I can watch films that he makes without them having to be good for some reason yeah I just like I like not actually good it's just really [ __ ] enjoyable yeah I just like the way he films things like it's I don't know whether it's because I'm Fami really familiar with it from all the Evil Dead movies and everything no you like his style yeah exactly so when I like you know uh Drag Me to Hell [ __ ] love that movie um I'm even Keen to watch his uh what is it Oz the Great and Powerful yeah I'm not so Keen for that one yeah I haven't seen it but I'm Keen

to watch because like I said he just the way he shoots things I like it yeah yeah he's got a certain tongue and cheapness that makes everything kind of okay yes so even Spider-Man 3 I like but I but I do appreciate that there were too many villains and it was a little bit convoluted yeah correct that's CU he didn't want to do Venom but we don't need to get into that yeah so we kind of half did it and then half didn't do it yeah and also start the guy from NED and Stacy which just threw me yeah yeah that was odd so yes they've said that many if not most members of Batman's Rogues Gallery will be making appearances in the fil many if not most [ __ ] and that's a lot so just off the top of my head I'm thinking uh Bookworm you know is Bookworm in it King

Tut [ __ ] King tart my God yeah probably not I bet yeah it'll be more like they'll go for something like the games where the villains are there and they each have a little bit to play hopefully and hopefully it'll work maybe it won't I mean Ben Affleck like he's a good director he's not an idiot he's a great director yeah that's what I mean I've seen some of his I've seen Argo and I've seen what else has he done the town I don't know I've seen that if you watch just like a cool Heist movie The Town is great yeah all right but Argo was really good yeah yeah I likeo I really liked Argo yeah I wish I'd made it you know what I mean it was one of those movies I was like what a great movie I wish I'd been

involved in that yeah so hopefully this will work out um however the other article here that's about DC and again I don't hate the fact that it sounds like DC bashing and Marvel you know marvel loving because that's what you do go on but there's a it's not because I just hate DC it's because the Marvel such a better job hit Miss but go on yeah but overall you know overall they are you can't deny it so and apparently on other levels DC's having some trouble now the director of The Flash movie has uh has quit so I mean that's confirmed uh apparently and this is you know I don't know how true this is you talk about well there's yeah apparently James Juan is is considering leaving Aquaman over creative differences um and apparently also Zack

Snyder is at odds whatever that means with uh with Warner Brothers over Justice League here's what I think I think Zack Schneider had already started Justice League before Superman V Batman came out y then after it came out based on certain feedback Warner Brothers Studio decided to insist on some changes and Zack Snider went I've already started yep which is in neither of the like letting him go might not be a good idea but forcing him to change is almost certainly not a good idea no no because that never works out no exactly right then you get nothing you get you get the shittiest ideas from everyone yeah so I don't know um it's a shame really because I want to see James Juan do a superhero movie because I have not been

disappointed by a James Juan movie yet I love his original films and I even [ __ ] liked his go at a fast and furious movie I haven't seen that uh I wasn't a huge fan of The Conjuring but I liked his other stuff The Conjuring no I didn't see that I just saw inside ears yeah inside the inside is films except for three which he didn't do the one and two were great I haven't seen [ __ ] I should watch number two we've got a necronom episode about The Conjuring coming up because people requested it little plug that's the podcast I do with Jenna we talk about horror movies necronom on.com speakon of horror movies Matt yes have you seen the Baba duck yeah thought no spoilers cuz I actually haven't seen it oh okay I uh I got it from Italy during the week haven't

watched it yet no it's very good it's very good yeah for an Aussie movie or just very good no no it's very good it's um it's different I liked it cool yeah the kid in it is is he's good in his role yeah he's uh [ __ ] annoying uh but he's supposed to but he's meant to be speaking of kids that are good in their roles I went back and watched an old movie that I hadn't seen before over the weekend I went and watched or 3 hours of Empire of the Sun oh wow by Steven Spielberg starring and I didn't realize I knew he was in it but I didn't realize it was about him starring a 10-year-old Christian Bale yeah and he's [ __ ] great like if this kid walked into your casting session hands down it to be him he's [ __ ] Charming as [ __ ] that guy's

Bruce Wayne he did a great job I can't believe it was so long between this and his next big role was it when you played Jesus I've got that DV Christian Bale as Jesus I didn't buy it for you did I you might have actually it's funny I think I did it's actually if you look on the back you can see the film's actually called Mary Mother of God but obviously because Christian Bale became such a big star they were like Rebrand it yeah Christian chrisan Bale as Jesus yeah yeah that's funny cuz I've got a I've got a DVD copy of ATA that's so old that Jude Law isn't mentioned on it wow yeah yeah it's funny how they do that well it's not funny it makes sense but yeah yeah so Empire the sun uh we watched that for school I think did when I was young good movie I [ __ ] adore

Steven Spielberg uh but this is not my favorite Spielberg movie by a long shot okay still good still good here's something I've noticed Matt have you ever noticed this Spielberg loves America he [ __ ] loves it to the point where he can make a movie about English people set in China during the Japanese Occupation and still somehow make it about America like there's a scene in the movie where Americans tell the little boy he can be an American and [ __ ] Yankee Doodle plays as he's [ __ ] marching from the English Camp to the American camp like you got to hand it to the guy he [ __ ] loves America so they make him an honorary American yeah they do that's weird and

then he he wears sunglasses for the rest of the movie because that's what Americans do yeah that's that they for sunglasses in England Matt they fought for the right to to wear them that's right they throw the tea into the ocean apparently there's still one crate of that tea That's that survived yeah it's in a museum it's in the what's that big Museum that's got all that [ __ ] the Smithsonian Smithsonian that's the one I'm sure that's their poster too the big Museum that's got all that [ __ ] I wonder what it tastes like I bet it tastes like Freedom sorry I'll just to clarify they've still got the crate I don't know if the tea is still drinkable oh it does it's the British tea right so it probably tastes like tastes oppressive yeah imag keeping them

down yeah I'm glad they fought that Revolutionary War because if they didn't the king of England could come in and push us around at any time I know whats I'm pretty sure so we've talked about DC we got to talk about Marvel uh and this is not necessarily you know we're not we're not going to be um sucking Captain America's dick at least you know well I won't be no we're GNA talk about I was gonna suck him off at all I'd probably suck him off before he got his transformation into Captain America cuz I assume with every other muscle in his body his dick was a lot smaller beforehand right yeah good point had you always assumed that every time you thought about it I assume the the

the the artist who digitally made him smaller probably took you know took that into account I wonder if there is a 3D model somewhere of Chris Evans as a as a little tiny man a little tiny pen listeners uh if you are any good at uh 3D modeling I would love to see that actually you know it's the internet I'm sure it exists anyway we don't want to talk about that we don't talk about Captain America at all no we don't Black Widow yeah so people have one thing when I've when I've watched the Marvel movies there's one thing that I've always said and that's that black widow doesn't have uh her own movie because I'd like to see her a girl with absolutely no powers that I don't understand why hangs out with the

Avengers at all um I'd like to see her do nothing for two and a half hours people have asked for this and I don't know if it's because um I don't know if she's like the best superhero to get her a standalone film because I guess I don't really know what her backstory is we heard a little bit about it in um Age of Ultron but unfortunately that movie wasn't the best you heard a bit about it in adri alron if it wasn't in the first 10 shitty minutes I didn't hear about it yeah so obviously she's a spy um she's got she it's kind of like Hawkeye and that she's unreasonably powerful in the movies once she get hangs out with the Avengers uh and seems to get more and more powerful as like if you got cool friends and you hang out with them you're kind of a little bit

cooler yeah and you're able to just by hang out with them you know Feats of extreme um yeah you could fly yeah but yeah um they've announced all the films that they were going to make and there's a lot of them but they've also said they're going to Branch out and do some other stuff too now cuz you know they like money uh and one of the films that they are apparently very committed to is a black widow film yeah let me guess cuz the bleeding heart Lefty pinkos said there aren't enough women in these [ __ ] movies yeah you love those guys those I'm going to fight the [ __ ] bleeding heart Lefty pinkos one of these days [ __ ] meet me down at Cambridge Park shops now look if if this movie's good that's fine but if this movie thing that worries want to see it that's fine

too yeah it just it does worry me that it's like quick we've got to get a movie out black widow cuz people are complaining that we haven't made enough about women and they're going to half ass it and it's it's more problems yeah and they're probably going try to make it feminist which is going to make it like ridiculous and then people are going to complain about that too yes because it's not going to be natural it's going to be for exactly right it's going to be really forced and it's going to say you'd be better off not doing it and the funny thing Matt is that we've got Marvel fans complaining that there aren't enough women in Marvel we got Star Wars fans complaining that there's too many women I know [ __ ] ridiculous shut up just shut up and just watch the

movies I know just make make good movies and put good good characters in them and it'll be fine like just just write everyone as a good character everyone yeah and it won't make a difference yeah now look uh make a black widow film I think that's cool uh hopefully they do a good job and it's not just slap together attempt to appease people because I don't know that would that seems stupid and pointless to me hopefully it's good look um I'll watch it because as much as I complain I I I watch all of these movies so I'll watch it it better be good uh and a final piece of movie news I believe uh is interesting because I learned two things from it okay first is that they're rebooting and re doing a remake of Interview with the Vampire interesting which I was like why that

movie's great already it is great but they didn't really franchise it as well as they could have no they [ __ ] that up really badly so if they if they're doing it again from the start in the hopes that they're going to make five or six films like there were five or six books I can kind of see why yeah that makes sense from a financial point of VI it was great yeah so I don't know I think it's going to be tough because I mean personally maybe I'm biased because that film for me was I I watch that all the time when I was younger oh me too I [ __ ] love that movie too so it's going to be pretty tough in the top but then I saw that they have cast well I mean this is not confirmed confirmed however the director tweeted a photo of uh the script finished and then

a bit later tweeted a photo of a certain actor and said leat there can be only one # Jared Leto and it was a picture of Jared lto either trying to coers jalo to do it by putting him in this awkward position or it's confirmed that it's him and I frankly think this is pretty good casting yeah I like him uh okay too cool as him as leat yeah okay is interesting character you know what I mean he's an interesting character and and somebody who wants to play him properly I mean Tom Cruz played him great but Jared I have a feeling he's gonna play him great too I've watched this yeah because if if they're gonna if they're going to extend it out into all the others like later on he becomes a [ __ ] he's he's in a

metal band stuff later on so I think Tom Cruz's version the rest of the books like it's only that one that he's not I think Tom Cruz would have had his his lat worked great within the confines of that film EXA I don't think it would have carried on into the other stuff as well I agree so and the Queen of the Damned film while there's a lot about it that I do like ultimately it didn't quite get there no and um and what I iic iconic for Our Generation but not absolutely well especially since it was filmed in Sydney we know half the people in it yeah and it had like music by all the bands that we listen to time man that soundtrack is amazing yeah it's so good the songs were written by um uh

Jonathan Davies yep performed on the on the soundtrack performed by the singer from disturb the singer from the singer from [ __ ] doesn't yeah does one [ __ ] Wayne Static does yeah yeah may he rest in peace [ __ ] what you didn't know Wayne Static died [ __ ] I I forget when people die man he died he uh he died of uh same as um Peter steel from typo negative he died of um drug related heart issues yeah after so many drugs my heart stopped no but he he he he quit like he he was off the drugs but it had already damaged him actually same Jimmy from Avenge sfold the Rev from avenge sfold died the same thing apparently just they [ __ ] their heart up too much apparently Coke does

that so it can uh it can cause either that or that's just [ __ ] that I believe because I don't know any better and what it actually means is he [ __ ] o deed look it could be either really yeah I have no idea I know nothing about that kind of stuff now that you say it it kind of rings a bell that Wayne Static dead but now I'm just bummed out all over again yeah well are a [ __ ] great band and it's sadder than that too because he he he died and then his uh his wife who he they both had prior drug issues they'd both come clean uh not too long ago she she died also of an overdose Jesus Christ yeah so sad story and yet 20 years later Courtney Love still alive I know [ __ ] Keith Richards is still going [ __ ] me how are these people

people still going uh look two things one really quick I told you on email today I saw iron maiden's private jet yesterday yeah wow [ __ ] cool and I saw the private jet and I was like is that an Iron Maiden jet that is [ __ ] rad and then like literally less than a minute later I saw the posters up saying Iron Maiden on tour I'm like [ __ ] me that must be their private jet yeah right it's black painted on the tail it's R sick yeah yeah pretty sick they still make enough money to afford a private jet I guess so clearly they do man clearly they do wow impressive uh but going back to Interview with the Vampire yes I'm excited about this because maybe now they'll finally make my favorite of the vampire Chronicle

Books into a film which was the vampire listat the second book yeah right because I have no idea why they skipped that and went to Queen of the Damned which is fine is a great book it's got whole chapters in it that are [ __ ] boring and you can skip whereas every page of the vampire list that is [ __ ] riveting yeah they kind of just I mean they they summed it up at the start I think from memory they're like ah you got bored and locked him buried himself and then he heard a band so he came back yeah and he does that and it's really interesting [ __ ] you yeah I want to see that yeah cuz it's got all the stuff about how he he had his his friend who played violin and all that kind of stuff it's been a long time since I read it but now I kind of want to read it again

now that you've said that yeah me too but I kind of get the feeling that maybe we shouldn't you know what I mean hopefully hopefully Aran because my favorite I think was Meck the devil yeah see I hope they get that far cuz that that book was really interesting and that was the last one I read too cuz when I when I read that it was the last one and I know since but I'm not a teenager anymore so I haven't read them same yeah I went to an Rice's house when I was New Orleans I mean not inside uh I was outside of her house right she didn't invite you over no no in fact this thing is crawling with cameras and uh yeah I felt a bit awkward just standing there out the front cuz I'm like well she's watching me is it a cool looking house oh yes yeah yeah aw it's

just it's this giant mansion in yeah right it's The Adams Family House right that's what I'm imagining yeah yeah kind of but like New Orleans style yeah yeah it looks like a you know a big what do you call it Southern Colonial in the house it's cool you know she wrote Interview of the vampire first as a short story right just about Claudia because she had a daughter who died and so her next thing she wrote was about a little girl who could never die huh that's interesting I didn't know yeah I know sad isn't it yeah and then she uh she became a born again Christian and said that all the stuff that she had written before was rubbish and she regretted it and then evil yep and then now she's back writing vampire novels again because she changed her mind so yeah

well you know yeah there you go I think everyone can be forgiven for one digression yeah yeah sure why not I mean Nick Cave became a born again Christian for a while and now we stopped as far as I can tell speaking of uh although I mean possibly this gentleman is actually Jewish a gentleman in Israel has uh he's been to court and he's TR trying to get a restraining order mhm against God right uh for what reason uh he claims that the almighty has been very unkind to him uh there aren't very specific details in here right you're you're starting to describe the Book of Job only not with a lawsuit yeah right so do they mention this guy's name they do not no yeah he uh he said

that he God's been mean to him and he oh or sorry over a threeyear period God has exhibited a seriously negative attitude towards him although Just DE although details of what divine Mischief he had borne the brunt of were not mentioned in the report yeah and look like Israel is a is a country where they don't separate Church from state so I don't think there's any problem with him bringing litigation against the lord well it says here as well a protocol of the hearing noted that God did not turn up for the session although it didn't specify how the court Det ermined that he wasn't there as opposed to just exercising his right to remain silent well I suppose if you're a devout Jew uh you have to kind of accept that God is always there right yes we I mean

I'm I'm making assumptions here I assume this guy is's Jewish right that makes sense if he's is he's Jewish you have to be okay I assumed yeah you know you have to be yeah yeah yeah that's what I thought I'm not super educated on that but I fig that's not naive you just you have to be yeah fair enough yeah so apparently uh the guy yeah say he's not named uh but he noted that he he's a try he's been trying to obtain a restraining order for the last 10 years but the police merely sent patrol cars to his house on 10 occasions I think by the 10th time the fact that they're still humoring this guy is yeah it's weird you know so yeah uh he was denied obviously I think my favorite my favorite yeah he was

denied and I think my favorite part of this article is the very last line that said the report did not include a response on the outcome from any of the multitude of available spokes person on behalf of the Lord no no nobody wants to make an official comment on why God is being a [ __ ] to this one guy he doesn't even say what it is I know that's what I want to know what he thinks makes a particular case against God for bad luck so yeah this is one of this is the website that I mentioned that I'm not quite sure if this is a reputable website um and it I mean although it seems to be pretty clear that this is based on you know this the

court summaries and the details were not made public so right um these These are the details that have been made reasons that's right because he probably just said a bunch of stupid [ __ ] and they were like no don't put that anywhere official it's just yeah that's right yeah just get out of here unsuccessful do we have any other idiot news this week to take us out [ __ ] idot news it's [ __ ] idiot news it's [ __ ] OT news it's [ __ ] IDI news it's [ __ ] IDI news have you been to festivals and things like that not recently Matt no you've been to music F I was a teenager Once Upon a Time well you know and well things like pack and and stuff like that

you get wristbands right and sometimes like EB Expo Springs to mind you get those wristbands where it's kind of like material and it's and they kind of Click yeah yeah um so one thing you probably shouldn't do is months before uh the event is put that on yeah I don't quite understand why you would put it on although I'm I'm open to accepting the fact that you just got really really excited yeah I think so what's happened is a bunch assumed you could take it off without scissors yeah I think that's what's happened a bunch of people who were attending uh something called the Governor's Ball which is a music festival they've received their wristbands which are of the sort we mentioned uh and for some reason a very

large number of people have put them on or uh managed to pull the wristband through to a point where they can't get them on anymore and if you if you look through this there's a bunch of tweets here in the article says uh I get excited easily and have very sensitive wrists how do we fix this so he's that's a prob one of itself M put the wristband on um anyone going to the gov ball do not get excited and put your wristband on early it will not come off no matter how hard you try or cry yeah just yeah like why are people so stupid anyway they they've made a deal uh the the people running the ball have said if you cut yours off that's fine bring it along to the event uh and

they'll give you a new one as long as you pay a $20 idiot tax yeah that's great cuz what I love is some people put it on and can't get it off some people did it up not on them and tightened it all the way so now it can never be put on them no it's just a piece of junk now yeah then you have guys like [ __ ] costellos yeah I name who says I put the wristband on my girlfriend and now I can't remove it now I like to think she's not even going he just put his wristband on her and now she can go and he can't even though it's 34 days away I like how he's making it their problem because he says what do we do now like that's right you figure it out idiot fix this yeah what have you and then this final tweet down the bottom you guys should really put a warning on

those wristbands why for IDI idiot yeah that's right warning don't be an idiot [ __ ] think they should put that warning on a lot of stuff they should put that warning on the internet warning don't be an idiot yeah and I think I think there should be zero tolerance for idiots we should put a big sign written in every language so that everyone can read it idiots will not be tolerated and then Zero Tolerance right so we don't we don't [ __ ] change laws to include idiotic Behavior we don't [ __ ] put safety rails on ridiculous things because idiots fall off them we just say if you're an idiot then social Darwinism will filter you out and that'll be it have you seen I saw a montage of these I forget where um and apparently this is a huge issue in New York at the moment

right it's people young people generally uh looking at walking around just walking around all day like doing [ __ ] on their phones while they're walking [ __ ] just walking into traffic like smacking into scaffolding when building where buildings are being you know worked on and stuff like that I've SE these videos and I'm like I mean I like my phone too but I I don't walk along and do stuff I like like maybe I'll pull it out of my pocket to change songs yeah right that's the extent of it but like there there's one that like the one that sticks in my mind always is it's this girl who just walks into the street and there's this bus and the bus like just barely stops in and she just keeps walking like she's like looks at the bus like oh [ __ ] and

just keeps walking [ __ ] [ __ ] is wrond embarrassed if a bus or any other vehicle had to stop because I was too busy looking at my phone to realize I walked into oncoming traffic I would be so ashamed I would never use my phone in public again exactly right I just buy Google Glass which is suck because I wouldn't be allowed to come into my own home exactly you have to leave it a little hook outside so weird yeah apparently it's a big problem in New York uh look I there's signs up here here there's signs up all over the place here that say [ __ ] look where you're going idiot so it must be a problem everywhere wow there you go that's the world oh yeah and also people who are people Snapchatting their top speed because you know in Snapchat you can turn on the

speedometer thing I did not know that um apparently don't even really know what you mean by that okay in in Snapchat you can swipe through the text it puts little text things on like it'll put a little logo for the city you're in and all that kind of stuff on photos it's one of the things you can do in there and one of them is like a speedometer it'll tell you how many miles an hour you're traveling at at the time okay right and apparently so many people are having car accidents because they're trying to Snapchat they're trying to get yeah exactly they're trying to get up to like you know like 100 miles an hour and try and take a snap of themselves and then smashing into things like the [ __ ] is wrong with you wow wow world doesn't matter we the world is weird yeah but

there surviving we've we've created a system where they can live oh God so that's what I mean airbags are only buying into this [ __ ] believe that you know what there's an ad here on TV actually I saw it at the cinema before the movie started about don't be a dick on the internet really yeah all the ads here in Singapore are about just generally improving yourself as as a person and improving the the nation as a whole including whole ads about being nicer to people on the internet oh really that's nice yeah I mean it's a bit condescending in a way but clearly it's necessary yeah right so uh I got to say we had a really really positive response uh to our incessant plugging of

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