Luke’s heroics at a pub meat raffle set the tone for this week’s episode. When a man grabs a woman’s arm on the dance floor he’ll be there, like a red bearded Batman.
An 83-year-old man’s retirement fund - a warehouse’s worth of vintage Star Wars LEGO he’s been sitting on since the ’90s - is stuck in the middle of one of the strangest internet dramas going right now. Bricks and Minifigs, Antifa, a YouTuber getting arrested in corporate lobbies, a police raid on an Airbnb to search for stolen LEGO, and a Patreon CEO publicly telling a franchise to get stuffed. Nuts.
Luke Skywalker blowing up Jabba’s sail barge is the greatest war crime in Star Wars history. Not the Death Star - a military target, the sail barge full of slaves and service workers. Luke knew exactly what he was doing and he chose evil. This is the kind of analysis you get here.
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This week Microsoft claims Luke has nothing to worry about, Brussels refuses to get Disturbed, Tron does poorly, Luke and Dan have been to PAX Aus, and more!
Microsoft says it’s committed to Xbox hardware - https://www.darkhorizons.com/microsoft-denies-xbox-console-exit-reports/ But now other stores are purging Xboxes and say MS didn’t pay for displays - https://www.darkhorizons.com/xbox-disappears-from-walmart-target-stores/ MS denies this as well - https://www.darkhorizons.com/microsoft-denies-xbox-store-removal-reports/ Price hike is delayed, but not in the US or AUS - https://www.theverge.com/news/794032/microsoft-xbox-game-pass-ultimate-price-changes-countries Brussels cancels Disturbed show due to David Draiman’s support of Israel - https://www.stereogum.com/2326142/belgian-city-cancels-disturbed-concert-over-safety-concerns-around-frontmans-israel-support/news/ Jared Leto has murdered Tron - https://www.darkhorizons.com/tron-ares-failure-to-end-the-franchise/ Apple will be THE ONLY place you can watch F1 in the US next year - https://www.theverge.com/news/801597/apple-tv-f1-exclusive-sports-racing-streaming
We’re back and we’ve all seen Maxxxine now! We also talk Mr Robot, NIN vs Tron, Uwe Boll, Borderlands and more!
Despite contracting the dreaded c-word Luke’s work ethic has ensure we have an episode to deliver unto you this week.
Obiwan The plug Penguin Time Jonah Hill wanted to riddle you Bill Murrayman Pugh Pugh Pugh! More Dune? A more Grimey Dune? Bruce Willis update
What do female streamers have that Luke doesn’t?! Why do they get all the views? Is it their knowledge of physics? About who shot J.
R.?
Links:Ridley Scott has choice words for journalist Ridley Scott turned down Dune Tom Holland returning for more Spider-Man films People fighting over No Way Home tickets It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is now the longest running sitcom
It’s finally here! We said it would never happen so Zack Snyder convinced Warner Bros to give him millions of dollars just so he could prove us wrong. We’re flattered.
No more Snyderverse? Disco Elysium refused classification down under Fallout 76 getting more content
Cedric Diggory, Cedric Diggory, awaken Matt’s iPhone!
Links:Robert Pattinson “paves a road” with his masturbation
Conan Exiles gets Debaucheries expansion Rise of Skywalker trailer Disney+ catalogue
Careful with them sex toys, boys
Cinema are killing cinema
Edward Norton disappointed in Marvel
Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman
Matt and Dan are back to touch your hearts and minds! What else did you think they’d touch?
It’s a special (and late) episode this week! Matt and Dan are both off adventuring so Luke enlisted the help of his wife Hannah. If you’ve ever wondered who on earth would agree to marry Luke then this is your chance to find out!
Luke is still off on his Japanese honeymoon, so Dan and Matt take you through Michael Keaton’s career, film pre-orders, the video games they’re currently playing and women in film. If there is a segment of this podcast you didn’t enjoy, remember: It’s not them; it’s their dicks.
Imagine if everyone had to pay an idiot tax every time they did something stupid. We would like to offer our apologies for the audio quality of this episode. In the absence of Luke, Dan assumed his mantle and got drunk, which consequently led to him recording into what can only be described as a potato. An echo chamber of potatoes.
Luke finally follows through on something… right before he leaves us for Japan. We think he might be auditioning for an anime with his uniquely European appearance.
