Teefappening: The Fappening Hacker Sentenced & New MacBook Pro Touch Bar

[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Luke I accidentally got soap in Dan's urethra Dan it was a bit Arty so I doubt that would understand it and Matt is that the Luke penis multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy how are we gentlemen I'm good happy Halloween oh yeah that was yesterday wasn't it yeah it's the day after Halloween but uh yeah happy Halloween did you do you Halloween there in Singapore Dan do they do that uh not really I mean uh girls aged between 20 and

25 uh want to dress like [ __ ] versions of movie characters on Halloween so a lot of Harley Quinns yeah a lot of Harley quins yeah I think that's everywhere and you know a girl from my work and her friends last year all went as sexy minions you know minions sexy minions how do you make minions sexy well they didn't if you ask me but uh they already pretty damn sexy how do you improve on that yeah make him even rounder yeah so I just go sexy Luke so I just rock up as myself and you're wearing your traditional podcast uniform tonight are you of course mhm Naked and Afraid what other way is there to record I was going to say isn't it cold there but no it's not cuz I'm on the opposite side of the world to you yeah we're starting to warm

up here yeah it's freezing here it's getting pretty lukewarm over here that's all we need that's it ladies and gentlemen thanks for listening doesn't get any better than that I will apologize for how I am on the podcast tonight whoa whoa whoa why start that precedent now no no no it's just I may not be my normal self I had very little sleep last night because I was up all night in pain yeah well that sucks balls and to cuz I had to step late tonight to record I started [Music] drinking yeah okay right you need a reason go on well so tied and drunk that's normal i' I've had yeah pretty much that combination so I might be a little what are you drinking I'm drinking a cocktail okay what kind what the cocktail is is I read out a tonic okay

cocktail it's alcohol and my painkillers it's it's Jin and I have a soft drink lime spider flavor right and so I'm just calling it a cocktail okay right right Jin and lime spider yeah I'd probably drink that it's actually really nice yeah I'd probably drink that yeah yeah well Jin is delicious anyway so yeah it really is yeah can't go wrong I went to uh I went to Salem last night for Halloween oh you did which is uh yeah yeah it was cool I'm guessing that place gets busy around that time of year yeah it was [ __ ] packed with just went to to hang some outgoing women yeah you know oh there was a there was a guy there uh standing on a I don't know if he was on a soap box but he was on a soap box if you know what I mean yelling at everybody about how maybe

they were being a bit too sinful last night and uh right he he had a crowd of people around him silently protesting against his his brand of Christianity I guess yeah I've never seen anything like that they were protes his protest were the the people protesting his protest drunk uh there was definitely some drunk people there but yeah i' never seen anything like that there was a guy yeah he was up with he had a megaphone and he was just kind of yelling at everybody about Jesus and and how they uh maybe they should rethink where they're at and don't be Sinners and blah blah blah blah blah and uh and then yeah there were a bunch of people with signs crowded like like facing outward around him some you know with a Flying Spaghetti Monster on her and was a PL protest of his protest

Premed Ted preedited premeditated protest of a protest is like So Meta that it's blowing my mind I Me Maybe This Guy's there every year and they were just like H better bring our signs cuz he's going to be there see I was just thinking of an Australian thing where you'd see a guy over there yelling stuff and then people have a few drinks and let's join in and yell at him yeah see I mean that's just embarrassing though they do love to tell you to stop sinning over there Amer I've noticed they they don't like it when you sin well this was I mean he was he was vastly outnumbered last night because I I kind of ended up one-on-one with a guy uh when I was there a couple of weeks ago who would just adamant in telling me all the reasons why I shouldn't get an

abortion you know well but you just went went ahead with it anyway I I yeah I was like you know what you have pissed me so much I am aboring something I don't know why you insisted on visiting the clinic anyway Dan yeah I wasn't going to abort anything but now I'm going to find something to abort it was just a casual visit to the to the abortion clinic just just have a look yeah I was browsing don't tell me what to do I will have bought anything I want at any point in the term yeah I guess this guy's there every year and yeah he's vast number but I I do find I mean this this seemed like amusing and uh I mean he he was fine didn't seem fussed by it he was still doing his thing but yeah I do find it a bit obnoxious when people drunk people try and argue with

preaching you're not at your best no it's like don't stop embarrassing yourself his arguments aren't great but yours yours are just just worse right now but I got to say he he needs to step up his game because he was standing up just yelling at everybody but one group who I saw who were doing a great job of presenting a better uh front to the people gathered with the Harry krishnas cuz oh yeah there's a group of Harry krishnas they don't like Halloween either well I don't know if they like Halloween but they just that wasn't their thing they were just they had uh a bunch of people traveling around handing stuff out to people and they were just they had like a dance party going with like a cart playing music you know they do the I don't know is that offensive

that's probably offensive but you know what I mean I enjoyed it anyway that's what they do isn't it they uh they made Harry Krishna Harry krishnaism seem very appealing they're having a lot of fun compared to this guy who was just yelling at everybody yeah well there you go if you had to join so if you're protesting turn it into a party exactly like I said wer weren't even protesting on the face of it even though I'm sure they probably were or maybe maybe they just love Halloween as well who knows you guys ever protested anything no I'm not sure I ever have you mean actually gone out and done something about it or just complained I mean like obviously the winging that goes on on this podcast is unparalleled but um no I'm talking about

actual Grassroots protests you know writing something on a sign no no I'm sure I've talked about this on the show before but when I was in high school we had to write uh kind of a speech a protest speech and I wrote mine about protesting because I said it's pointless and stupid and that is the most Matt ham thing and I got I got pretty good marks for it yeah of course you did I find a lot of people who go to protests don't actually understand what they're protesting no no a lot of people just want to yell be obnoxious well if they do a protest seems like perfect spot for them that's true but that's not what we're here to talk about today no um what are we here to talk about well since it was

Halloween yesterday have you guys checked to make sure your house is not haunted I actually have okay yeah I found a website where you can do just that I'm the first person to live in this house and so I I'm really not sure it's going to yield results yeah but what they build it on top of Dan hey oh really that's on there too it'll not tell you if my house is haunted but it'll tell me if it's built on an old Indian burial ground or something yeah a lot of Indians in Singapore there are but they're from India that's true so that is plausible so yeah head to house creep.com and punch in your address listeners and you can find out if your house is haunted now I got to say when I first saw this I

got very excited uh and was quickly disappointed just because it seems like it's fairly new and uh not a lot of reporting going on in areas where I've lived yeah I've I actually went on before we started and I had a look and there's like two murders in camper yeah yeah I checked everybody's if that's the case then we just shut up about it okay Matt you don't want to be drawing attention to any murders that happened in places where you lived okay that's what I'm going to say that's probably true yeah I checked warington I checked uh I check I didn't check W Asia actually good news no one's ever been killed in Singapore yeah so that's yeah I mean there were there were locations where I know stuff has

happened that I looked up whoa whoa Matt Matt Matt Matt Cal it down not what I meant sh just just stop but yes it's uh you you can go on and if you do know that somebody was murdered somewhere wink wink you can go on and uh and enter those details and let people know that their house is now haunted I checked a pretty cool idea of a site yeah it is hopefully once it's got a bit more um action on there it'll be more a better resource although I'm sure finally prove to Hannah our house isn't haunted she thinks it is yes or she wear to hold over it once and for all cuz you know how cats will stare off into the distance every now and again well I know they can stare at ghosts if that's what you mean go on Yeah well yeah well she

believes that they're staring at ghosts I believe they're just staring at the wall because they're cats yeah little bit naive go on that's that's it I got nothing else what who who Who's your house haunted by do you know I I I don't know have you asked why would I ask I don't have the Ouija board with me maybe it's Steve Jobs oh I knew he was going to follow one of us I knew it we we summoned him in and we didn't we didn't put him away properly yeah and if you want to know what we're talking about go to YouTube Type in I summon and then watch a fantastic video what we did made award winning what award do do we win uh the internet award for um geek it a weake geek it awake the ghost of Steve Jobs was our geek of

the week yeah I'm almost certain that's true yeah I'd say so oh man you know when you type in I summon right into the YouTube search bar we we're not even the first one that comes up we're not I'm scrolling down we're not even the 12th one that comes up I don't know how this [ __ ] algorithm works but there's other eye summons well or just stuff not I summon I summon you you know uh seems to be a lot of different songs with that name that are coming up before us I mean I sum's up there I know it is yeah okay if you yeah it's just weird that I summon and the word multiple don't get us any closer uh let's be specific I summon multiple nerdgasm okay well the multiple nerdgasm Channel comes up really got to search for I summon man Jesus maybe they've uh

maybe they they didn't like it and they've knocked us down in the results of it or something well it was a while ago we might have just I think we were up there at one point yeah maybe they just don't think uh people are as interested as they were so hear that listeners listeners find it and give it a thumbs up on YouTube give us a like help us get back up there in the search results I'm just giving it a like myself you know watching it now almost ,000 people have uh had a look at this so yeah you know that's our Kickstarter that we did best Kickstarter hey while we're on the topic of Steve Jobs uh do you guys see the new MacBooks I did I did cover this stuff what do you think what do you think about them you haven't seen them Luke don't care no before we

go into the specifics and there's a lot to talk about I just want to say one thing yeah it has a headphone jack that's true it does on the right hand side so on behalf of everyone who bought an iPhone 7 assuming that there was some big master plan where the lightning cable headphones would carry out across the Apple range I just like to say [ __ ] you Apple F so your your your headphones for your iPhone won't work with your Mac correct I mean they don't currently but I kind of assumed there was some plan in the works where I was just future proofing and eventually it would all integrate seems like a sa assumption well I mean I'm sure it'll pan out eventually but uh yeah

eventually where they realize and they go back to the headphone jack next time CU they didn't mention either whether these new MacBooks have because the the Wireless Apple headphones the new ones um don't use Bluetooth or anything like that from what I understand they use some proprietary Apple wireless technology which has like why do you to improve on Bluetooth they're not improving they're just making it different yeah exactly they they they use the word improve but these Macs don't have that chip in them they can't use the wireless ones either so basically the the headphones are just for the iPhone now I mean that is weird that's a pretty weird ball to have dropped yeah I I don't understand I could understand if they were making a

new thing that was going to be across everything but uh don't get me wrong the sound quality is great through the lightning headphones it's but me then the speak too the sound is just improved overall but uh yeah it seems like a weird thing to have [ __ ] up well not I mean just to have missed is to go all right we got it and then it's like oh cool thanks thanks Johnny uh loving the new laptop uh where do I plug my headphones in yeah's like Jesus Christ he's like use your old headphones dick the ones that you've had to have kept anyway for every other device in the world but yes they finally announced new Macbook Pros which everyone's been asking them to do for years cuz it's been about six years five six years

since they did anything with the MacBooks and the previous ones were pretty great you know laptops uh 5 years ago and they were still okay laptops uh until early this year except it was starting to get a bit silly because Technology's progressed so they've got new ones now they are the same thickness or a little thinner I think actually than a MacBook Air did you see that yeah this thing looks thin [ __ ] amazing real thin why they I don't know why they're still bothering to sell the MacBook a oh wait because they want money but but yeah I mean if people are buying it they'll sell it and just like the uh just like the iPhone this comes in a whole bunch of gay colors pink and gold not black pink and gold and space

gray yeah yeah space gray is like is the one I have I have the normal MacBook and space gray is it's nice I like it same my phone actually yeah they're they look great uh they have Modern Hardware in them which is nice CPUs and memory and all that kind of jazz and they also have a new touch bar thing at the top you guys seen that yeah that's interesting what does it do it basically changes depending on what app you're running it replaces the function keys with a little uh little display yeah it's like a little a little chunk of iPad almost it's like a a screen that that displays buttons and an inter like an interface based on what how does it help me with porn let's see um You probably if you're on you know you can thumbs up a video

while it's still in full screen you can um oh yep yep guess the only reason you upgrade a computer is for porn yeah of course the internet I guess there's probably a button that says uh more por on and you can just hit that inste full screen mode yeah I mean and as well as it customizing automatically depending on what app you're running you can also just customize how it appears with shortcuts and things like that so maybe you could have some uh hot links to some of your favorite sites PornHub up porn just have them all there ready to go constantly yeah yep D nak and then obviously a button to uh force quit everything that you're in in case Hannah walks in no just go with it okay yeah I mean it looks It looks

interesting they showed some cool stuff during the presentation one of those things was not the um the DJ guy did you watch the presentation I watched these live now because I can because I'm in the right time zone you don't have to wake up at 2 o' in the morning yeah see I don't have to do that I just I was making lunch and I put it on did you see the guy doing the DJ presentation thing was not very good I didn't think he wasn't a good DJ uh I don't think it's I'm sure he probably is but he uh he was trying to use the touch bar to control everything and it was fine I can see the potential but it just I don't know I was a bit cringey the Photoshop presentation of it was pretty cool I know it seems useful but a lot of people were saying why

didn't they just put a [ __ ] touch screen on the map yeah I think this is their their way of saying touch screens are coming but we're just not ready to commit yet well which is sort of weird for them not to come out with it cuz like Microsoft has yeah there's plenty of other well there's this article that I popped in here where Johnny IV in an interview he's talking about this and he said there's a couple things I thought were interesting about this he said that they they tried a lot of stuff and they didn't feel like the touch screen was appropriate application of multi-touch he didn't think it was particularly useful which I thought was interesting consider a lot of people use it and find it useful I Ed it work all the time yeah

but he also said that they um apparently I I I mean obviously they this makes sense but it was just an interesting to hear him talk about a bit was that they obviously have these machines they've been doing it for testing them out for 2 years and they've had various incarnations of these things that they just use every day to try and figure out what's useful and what isn't I thought that was really interesting so they've had these touch bar things on laptops over at Apple for a few years had people using them and said you know what's good what isn't they've had touchscreen Max running I presume based on what he's saying they've just decided no didn't work out I know yeah I mean Johnny I says it's uh it's good you know that's

the truth I I was waiting during the presentation for his uh video which there always is a Johnny I video you've always got to wait for the Johnny I video who's Johnny IV the designer he's uh he yeah he's the he's the designer from Apple ah he's been the designer since uh the iMac first IAC remember the the colorful little bubble they stopped macintosh's I got out I interviewed him once if you recall yeah that's right just kept I mean we can I can put that sketch on right now if you want I I think we have to it's relevant right now yeah if you want to hear it do it now all right here we go I'm very happy to say I'm joined today by Johnny Ive Mr Ive thanks for thanks for coming on the show lovely to meet you bu and this Johnny please all right thanks

Johnny let's get straight to it um we recently discussed on the show as I'm sure you heard uh a dildo that you can fill with your dead partner's ashes um that's a picture of it there uh what do you think of it God it's very odd isn't it it is um would you say it's the oddest dilda you've ever seen I remember one thing very really vividly which was uh taking a detergent bottle and um that had been cut and then the top turned upside down and it made this a fantastic that sounds a bit dangerous but if you knocked it over because the way the top had been turned upside down it wouldn't spit I mean I don't know how long ago that was but I remember that really clearly yeah all right sounds like it um back to the dildo with the ashes inside

of it but I love the way that there was just products that um you you thought were no longer useful what her husband but it was fantastic okay well could you talk a little bit about how you go about starting you know with a design for something like this at Apple when we're designing a product we have to look to different attributes of the product and some of those attributes will be materials that it's made from and form that's connected to those materials right I mean that all sounds very obvious um if Apple to design a product like this could you talk us through some of the things you'd consider what you'd be careful of uh and what you'd try to avoid so we be really careful about um

not having the word box already you know give you a bunch of ideas that could be quite narrow right because you you could put this anywhere I guess and so we're quite careful with the the words we use cuz those can sort of determine the the path that you go down that's that's very true um we asked your team at Apple to come up with some designs for a similar product um and we've got those here this is this is by Danny uh from the apple design team could you talk us through this a little bit I mean one of the things that really uh struck me with with Daniel's design first of all is the drawings I mean the drawings are really fabulous aren't they they are they're very very graphic I love the way that the the pencil rolls out yeah it's it's

weird and I guess would be uh pretty comfortable with that you know there's that padded back yeah I can uh but yeah really really fantastic all right um so this next one is uh from douge yeah the amazing thing is how original on you the shape is yeah I'm not even sure how it would fit actually it does work really well as a you tried it out how could you not love the the mesh to let your crumbs out crumbs you call it crumbs that's really really lovely all right so let's take a look at the last one uh what do you think I mean so to include the water bottle with the The Lunch Box I mean it's a great idea isn't it very safe very SEC the most secure sandwiches in the Skool what no it's fantastic isn't it it sure is look that's all the time we've got um but

before we go we just we wanted you to have something to remember us by and we've got I've got this multiple nerdgasm mug here they're very coveted a lot of people have um have been trying to get their hands on these and we wanted you to have it that's absolutely incredible yeah thank you so much means an awful love it really does wow yeah all right all right don't ever do it that was my interview with Johnny I yeah what a great guy and he's got one of our bugs yep and they're hard to come by now so Luke in order to try and answer your question of how does the new taskbar help you look at porn yeah I Googled um new Macbook and porn to just try to see what came up un it's too early for anything I going say now you're just watching porn no now I'm

reading an article called Tennessee lawyer sue Apple for getting addicted to porn on his MacBook Jesus they made it too easy that's right it was just was just too see I I don't think a backbook thief's harder to get addicted to porn on than like a phone or an iPad go on I don't think he's got a good case for this cuz you I mean you can watch porn anywhere with your iPhone is that what you're saying exactly do we need to play the jingle where Luke dissects court cases here or is or is that as far as you're going to go into this well I just think like yeah I think if he was say the the phone was making him addicted to porn I think he's got a better case than his MacBook can you get addicted to oh can get a d can you watch

porn on the Apple watch hm I don't know I know it' be small but maybe you could just zoom into the important parts just be sitting there just just looking at a nipple you know yep how to watch porn on Apple watch apparently you can okay great so just going back to the MacBook um yes it has a headphone jack and it has yes two USB C ports and that's it four it has four oh it has four yeah one I'm looking at where are the others other side what I'm looking at has one on one side and then one and a headphone jack on the other side you're looking at the the MacBook not the MacBook Pro oh [ __ ] idiot that's what I've got it mine does have mine's got

one USB C on one side and then actually well all it's got the other side is a headphone jack right I'm sure I thought the new ones had MacBook Pro what I'm sure the one's had four I think they said that yeah I think I might just be on the wrong page here we go yeah so that includes does yours include not having a uh power cable a designated power cable jack it uses USBC for power I actually have to have a dongle if I want to hook pretty much anything up to this which is fine because generally I don't I just have a Bluetooth Mouse um you're just disappearing to me yeah me too sorry like just dropping out completely can you hear me now yeah you're very soft I can't no I can hear you but there are times where it seems like you're just not even

there is this an intervention um and then you disappear into the background yeah I can hear that you're there mat h i mean there you are could be okay I just seem to have you on your yey microphone yeah I am yeah anyway you're right two two ports either side let me check let me check my audio settings yeah I'm on the yeti can you hear me why you checking that I am very drunk can you hear [Music] me man hello I'm very I'm aware of it now yeah so I apologize that's when it starts to get that's when I get nervous you know when I start to become aware just how drunk I am can you hear me I already I have talk trouble talking to begin with I can hear you man I don't

you can't hear me Luke he's about talking yeah he is you can't hear me and he thinks you're ignoring it he thinks you're angry at him he's asking me what he done to make you so angry can you really not hear meon I I I heard can you hear me well that's what I was saying yeah you should have said yes I can hear you is Matt saying something hear what I said I'm druged just keeps repeating can you hear me over and over again there nothing of value there yeah I I don't know what he wants from me well obviously I can hear him I'm not going to tell him [Music] that yes so I have to use a dongle on my MacBook if I want to hook up USB stuff or uh I've got one that's got a us a

normal USB port a HDMI port look Apple just really don't want you to be able to hook up whatever you want it's like you have to go to Apple and say hey Apple can I plug in some headphones and they go a no man headphones tell you what you can use my headphones W okay they have the best headphones but they will only work on one product like can I can I plug my printer in oh you want to use a printer I don't know man I know well I mean they assume everyone's using Wireless stuff and they're mostly correct I think it's just I hate Wireless yeah probably don't buy a Macbook then not that I don't think you would would you be interested in one of these new Microsoft products which were also announced this week uh which obviously got a lot less press

than the Apple ones just because but uh did you see any of these Luke do these interest you I'm going to put this out there and say that your uh your mic going in and out is just blowing Luke's mind right now yeah it really is look look this is going to be like when your friends get into an argument right and you've stayed out of it so you have to just mediate in between the two Luke Matt would like to know if if you're interested in the in the the what was it Matt the the new Microsoft uh the Microsoft products that have come out today too they've released stuff yeah oh I can hear you now what have they released Microsoft announced this week uh you know they have the Microsoft Surface yes we have them at work yes do you yeah we've got surface Pros but I'm

using tashiba cuz I'm Different well uh Microsoft this week have finally come out with an iMac by the look of it yeah basic it's basically yeah they've got an iMac they've announced uh that's not fair it's just an all-in-one PC uh they've got uh I think a new uh Surface Book it might be the same Surface Book there's a picture of one though so I'm assuming something changed with them uh and then the surface uh book Surface Pro and the Surface Book which is the surface book is the uh the laptop version which I think comes more powerful than the other one when you plug into the keyboard it's got like extra uh Graphics Hardware in the keyboard h it really does look like that they've got their Surface Pro and then they've just copied apple with the other two it kind of does

I mean I'm sure there's I mean everyone's doing that though these all-in-one PCS because that's what people don't care about Microsoft haven't done this for have they have they ever done it like their own Hardware no this is the first time they've actually had like one of these all-in-one PCS yeah because I remember when back in the day when everybody used to be doing Allin ones even before I was going to say before Apple but Apple's Apple Macintosh was always allinone but compact did an all-in-one amstr did an allinone and Microsoft were like n we're [ __ ] doing a tower yeah well Microsoft didn't make them they were always sort of they just a software I mean of course yeah yeah so you could put I mean you could put it on anything

but this is the first time they they've done full PC on their own they just make their own stuff yeah you're right there's obviously a market for this stuff uh Apple's proven that but I wonder if they're going to do the same thing because one of the advantages Apple has is that they have full control over the hardware and the software so when you buy a Mac it's got I think we've talked about this before it's got a limited uh selection of things you can change about it you know what I mean you can have you have this video card or this video card you have this much RAM or this much RAM and they know what the options are and they can make sure it all works whereas you know if you buy a PC and build it yourself [ __ ] knows what you put in there true I mean at one

stage Microsoft was synonymous with IBM so you you were kind of if you actually went with IBM you were kind of a little bit more uh you're in a little bit more of a position to be able to to feel that kind of security but uh and if you've got you know you can get drivers for everything for for Windows that's not the case on on a Mac so you kind of limited in that sense but I mean so but what I wonder is if if there is any advantage to having a Microsoft operating system on Microsoft Hardware kind of the same way that you I think you do have some advantages with the Mac uh because it's so closely tied to the hardware they can do things like the touch bar that you couldn't do as easily with the with the you know Windows machine because every they're

all different like you know even the touch screens on different Windows laptops like some of them are bit [ __ ] some of them are great like some of them have [ __ ] that's just the technology grows it's always going to be that way well it's just that I mean but there's like so many options like it's very hard as a consumer right if I say I want to touchcreen laptop like and I'm just you know your average person at home I how do I know which which ones are good and which ones aren't who's having dinner yeah I've just uh just had my dinner brought to me what is it I've got some salmon green beans does Matt drop it in and out to you as well uh I'll ask him Matt Luke wants to know if uh no he does but I think I can hear him the whole time even though the quality is dipping in and out

and I think he actually I can hear him but it just yeah just feels like it yeah it just changes and you're and you're too drunk to to deal with that right now yeah you spinning out no no I'm I'm partially deaf but I have trouble with it a little bit well um yeah it could be my um my internet here is maybe a bit flaky at the moment I apologize oh no it's it's sort of weird because you're not robot it's just you go sort of tinny and then you sound fine yeah be honest sound like a like an internet thing sounds like a connection problem uh oh okay like a Skype problem no I would say like a cabling problem that's what it sound like really yeah I would say if in the old days I would say wiggle the cable well I mean that can't be it because I'm

listening to you guys through the same device yeah I know and because it's USB so that's not how it works let me listen back to my audio yeah my audio just sounds normal okay it's either Skype or the internet I think we can put up with it did you so um so I spent all of last week in Indonesia right mhm I was in a a pretty small uh part of Indonesia on the island of Sumatra called AR which is a uh a strict Muslim area and governed by Sharia law wow so I was uh I was instructed not to look at touch or talk to any women while I was there how did you go with that um actually surprisingly easy because women didn't come near me make eye contact with me or

um address me in any way while I was there okay they made it easy for you they made it very easy to be ignored because they were well and truly silenced Indonesia has been in the news this week because a politician has out and uh said that eating instant noodles uh will make your babies gay like I I leave off instant noodles well let's hope you don't father a child cuz that child is going to be a raving homosexual wait so you eat them and then you have children and your children will be gay when oh okay I thought you meant feeding the children will turn them gay yes no that's that's what I mean actually it's it's that if you let your kids eat two-minute noodles they will become gay oh oh so they finally worked

it out they've done the research and yeah yeah oh my goodness yeah he says you're not bored that way you eat two M at Noodles he says due to most adults being busy with work parents will resort to feeding their children instant meals such as instant noodles and milk powder he claims that these two Woulda is true a negative impact on a child's development and you know says that's also possibly true it's no wonder there are recently a more LGBT and you lost me now of course you could argue two things here you could argue that this is ridiculous and that eating noodles doesn't make you gay you could also argue that being gay is fine and who gives a [ __ ] and why would you try to use that to scare someone off using instant noodles yeah I'd probably argue that but

uh but this is the same uh this is the same politician oh incidentally this was at a this was a sexual health and pregnancy event that this right he was the [ __ ] keynote speaker that's right yeah yeah when you have a politician come to speak at your thing and Arif uh wisman Mania is is that guy who is also guy a bunch of horeshit that's right who has also come out and said that um the LGBT movement yeah because it's a movement uh is more dangerous than nuclear warfare that is a that is a big claim right and he also thinks that LGBT students should be banned from universities right so there's there's also that so you know just to position this guy you know firmly in his own Camp he doesn't like the gays yeah hates of the gays and instant

noodles well look I understand right there are there is a trend in developing countries of women opting for whatever reason not to breastfeed and to use formula for their babies instead right yes and that's women all over the world do that because there's a multitude of reasons you're unable or unwilling to breastfeed right yes and of course there's a whole lot of health benefits of giving your baby breast milk for as long as you can but that but who is giving their kids noodles like a baby yeah baby imbeciles well they shouldn't be eating noodles when babies that's what I mean like but who they would die who's going I'm a newborn I could breastfeed or I could just boil up some

tant noodles Somey noodles I know you said you you live off them Luke but they're not very good for you they have like they keep me alive so is that not good I'm not sure that they'll continue to do that forever though there not a whole lot of uh shall we say I lasted years off them not not a whole lot in the way of nutrients it's like salt and wheat yeah what more do you need there was probably a time in your life Luke where you weren't eating noodles and I think it's that period that's the most important period to not neat not eat noodles in yeah well that was what I was shaking Scotch just full of scotchy nutrients I'm talking about infancy unless you are as well oh so just [Music]

be oh well there you go don't feel F but yeah I know people are busy these days uh women are working uh you don't get as much leave and stuff you know and and I mean look back in the olden days uh it's not like this is new anyway people being too busy to feed their own kids they used to have like a a nanny and the nanny would just have a baby at the same time nanny could breastfeed your yeah exactly could breastfeed your baby so I mean it takes a village it takes a village to raise a child it's a say is it okay I've never heard it before I just thought it was Luke being wise out of nowhere well okay a Luke is wise but B he is on a well-known Parable yeah did you know while we're speaking of old timey nannies right yeah have we talked about this before on or off air it used

to be the duty one of the many duties of a living nanny in Rich Victorian households to fate the children to sleep at night what what yeah look it up it's real it's a real thing it wasn't considered sexual it was just considered the best and fastest way to make you know active young boys fall asleep quickly suck them off don't don't goating young boys don't do it they Ted in Nanny fellatio and it's it's not exactly what you were discussing I mean these could be videos of it but but uh I don't think that's what this is I I'll I'll research that later yeah I was about to say I'm just going to watch a few of these and uh

yeah on my know did you guys see this article I put in here about uh the new male birth control and I did I mean I just thought I thought it was weird right because I read this and and basically the gist of it is it shows promise it's a it's a shot that they give you like a an injection in your butt and it um basically just kills your sperm and what they do to already one impregnated them well potentially and people don't want that so you you inject this stuff into your butt uh it kills them off uh but it also apparently has a lot of side effects and uh and in a percentage of the men their sperm count never never recovered and I was like this sounds [ __ ] terrifying yeah and also but most of them said they didn't care and

that they were totally cool with it and they'd keep on using it yeah that's true they did most of them just said oh yeah worth it but I know I thought there was a little bit of I guess hypocrisy in my reaction to this cuz I read this and I was like oh man that's creepy and weird and I wouldn't do that but then it's like it's no different to women taking the pill like what the [ __ ] is that due to them like this weird hormone injection is just the same as women taking the pill it's just that that's I I've they've done that as long as I've been alive so I don't question it whereas this is weird it's not that much older either no and like I said yeah this just was like why would you risk it doing this because you could I mean [ __ ] turn into half man half bat for

all I know injecting this stuff into your butt but uh just to clarify I don't I don't actually I don't actually believe that could happen Allah Gremlins too but maybe you read this wrong Matt maybe it says maybe the injections in your butt actually refers to it saying if you don't want to get any pregnant people just take it in the ass instead right see see I had this stuff like 20 years ago it's fine yeah you took in the ass 20 years ago no no it's it's called chemotherapy it kills the sperm I don't I don't think that's because you were impregnating girls left right and Center yeah couldn't take you anywhere without some girl getting pregnant oh God no it wasn't 20 years ago it was longer yeah it's been a while it was 20

years ago we nearly left school it was like nearly 30 years ago now stop reminding me God we're old yeah stop year after is our 20y year high school reunion wonder if I'll be invited to mine did you guys have a reunion for like 10 year we did and we went to year yep see I don't even know if we had one I didn't get invited but then again maybe they just wouldn't have known how to find me I guess because I don't really talk to anybody uh it was all done on Facebook as was yeah right I talked to the odd person here and there but only the odd ones most of the people I talk to were from um from McCarthy uh and most of us I think wouldn't be invited to the reunion cuz cuz we would they know they like ah they they they won't

come no no you have to go it's so much fun to go to Reunion yeah because everyone else is find ja I'll tell you what I'm not going to go now cuz I'm in a different country but I'm not flying back for that I might fly back for it Luke just so you know sweet well it's only two years away you really you would fly all the way back for I'll go that it's that good it's not that it's good I just think it's worthwhile yeah like the last one too it's not like I had heaps of fun or anything like that because I'm kind of incapable of fun anyway these days but it's more just that out of the things in my life that happened this was you know the closing of a chapter going back and seeing that the uh you know the dudes that uh used to get all the girls who were um fat and bald and paying Alam

only to three Ex-Wives and right you know that the nerdy girls who are now hotter than the [ __ ] yeah yeah and that you know that our jobs are better than their jobs Vindicated yeah you could say but the next one might be different the next one might totally come around yeah well it's been it'll be 10 years since we went to the last one so a lot makes me feel old let alone 20 years since high school 10 years since we went to that high school reunion makes me feel old well maybe I'll make an effort if I get invited maybe can we discuss I'll invite you to mine all right right that would be great actually I know I know a lot of people who went to your school anyway might as well um can we talk about our friend U

ball for a minute please some sad news what's he doing it's not what he's doing it's what he's not doing he's not making films anymore he's retiring he's had enough poor guy's siging the reason why they him great movies no's giv him the money to make his movies anymore he says I'm going to read this in his accent cuz I love it gold run out the market is dead you don't make any money anymore on movies because the DVD and Blu-ray Market worldwide has dropped 80% in the last 3 years that is the real reason I just cannot afford to make movies that's actually how he talks in case you've never seen U ball that is and I love the photo that they've got on this article it's from that video of where he he chucked T and said he was retiring yeah well yes the DVD Blu-ray Market has

dropped because that's not how people cons shum movies anymore yeah I know u u made a lot of movies that didn't go to the cinema they went directly to Blu-ray or DVD which to me I think it's a better way for him to go just streams it there yeah but straight to VOD feels different in a way too and I have a feeling there's less money in that yeah I'm pretty sure cuz he got started because he he was in Germany and they had that tax law in Germany where if you donated money for a film it was a complete tax write off and so he got a lot of money um he could just get investors yeah yeah through this this tax loophole in Germany that I think they've now closed so he's not able to do that anymore but that's how I

don't blame him for closing it CU that's crazy yeah well they wanted I guess they wanted to to to encourage the film industry but then they became known for for U ball so they were like let's close that loophole please but he uh he that's why he made a lot of um he he made a lot of video game movies famously because uh they got him a lot of money through that that loophole we mentioned and they got him famous actors and then he could use all of that to make the films that he actually wanted to make is what he says and he made which weird yeah like daur and Dao film and the the aitz film that he made and film plural yeah so yeah I don't know he's just he he's a strange guy um clearly his new film which is his

last film is um Rampage president down which is a on the Rampage video games unfortunately I think oh damn someone needs to make that movie this is the third Rampage film I think yeah I think it's the third one uh and in this one the main character assassinates the president and then America comes after watching the trailer for it now and this is this is a YouTube quality video video M that's the that's what I'm saying like he used to be able to get money to make his films look like films for I mean in the Name of the King was [ __ ] stupid but it looked magnificent yeah he's just he's just terrible at making films like he he had a good cinematographer and he had good actors it's just a [ __ ] film so uh you know didn't go anywhere and the R

you know a lot of these things had potential except they had him I enjoyed blood rain to a point yeah but it wasn't a good movie no but yeah so he's retiring uh sadly he uh famously reviewed our short film that we made many years ago so I feel a connection to Mr ball look I'll be honest I haven't watched many of his recent films me either in fact when I saw this I said I I said to myself you should watch uh the Rampage films yeah and then you that's how I talk to myself I said yeah I should yeah well I got to find them first I don't know how I don't even know where I can watch these well I guess yeah I could

probably get them Italy but uh but I I think look he made a few early films in Germany that I haven't seen right M um and then he made that movie about Coline yes and then he made a bunch of video game movies all of which I've seen right yeah and there you're alone in the dark blood rain uh House of the Dead probably the most famous One Dungeon Siege postal right y um but that movie is atrocious I know and and the game was atrocious too but in a fun way yeah the game was fun whereas the film was not it was just was just him trying to trying to be controversial his sense of humor is

just like I get where he's coming from in a way like he he's very he's not into he's into free speech he doesn't like political correctness yeah but he's also not funny so yeah that's right yeah yeah it's just basically a bunch of weird racist pedophile jokes that without a sense of behind yeah I mean cuz that sounds like it could be right at my alley I like that movie did you I did enjoy postal what was your favorite scene in postal was it the scene where ver Troyer gets raped by a bunch of [ __ ] bunch of midgets bunch of monkeys yeah was it where he used a cat as a silencer yeah the opening scene I just liked oh with the uh the plane God's sake the planes where they decide that yep we're not going to kill ourselves we're going to go to fight to Haiti and

yeah yeah like I say I I think he just his sense of humor is is just set to slightly off the dial for like 90% of the world he just crosses that line just a bit too far like he doesn't put a toe over he puts like a he goes a whole step over yeah yeah House of the Dead like some of the jokes in that it's like that could have been funny it's just the execution is just just off like even the have you seen the the director's cut of House of the Dead I we' talked about this before where yeah yeah like it's just like the same scene like they'll play it like three times over and they just like because it's different each time because he thought that was funny and apparently that's what he always

wanted the film to be yeah I'm like what the [ __ ] are you talking about it's a mess it's funny because it's a disaster not because like it's a good like it was a better version of the film but I don't know how the actors where to L with it like there were scenes where it's like a serious thing where they're crossing a bridge and then the next thing they're skipping across it with blow pool toys but like if you're on a film shoot that is funny right but it's not funny to watch the film with all those takes edited in like that's not a film no but this is the guy that's made two World War II movies right this is a German director who's made two World War II movies one a dead serious one where he plays a jail guarded alwiz right yeah

and one absolute fast called blubberella which is about an obese woman who tries to liberate a concentration camp and in that one he plays Adolf Hitler yeah he's uh he's a weird guy I think uh maybe misunderstood but uh definitely weird and and then yeah if if you're interested go to his YouTube channel and watch his rants about what's he going to do now well he said on YouTube in his in one of his rants about how George cloney Brad Pitt and Angelina jol laughing at you as you spend money on their films laughing and [ __ ] each other I think that's what he said yeah cuz he's say it in the accent say it in the accent they are laughing at each other as they [ __ ] each other they laugh at you just uh yeah it's a

it's a Wordsmith yeah um but he uh he says that he doesn't actually need to make films because he's got money enough money that he can just play golf until he's dead yeah I think he how he words it a lot of so I don't I assume he's just going to do nothing maybe he's he's set yeah maybe we can finally get him on the podcast I would love to get U ball on the podcast I to be fair we haven't tried no that might be very possible should we try I've seen him do some pretty low-key interviews guys we probably could if we wanted to I've seen I've seen him go on some absolute [ __ ] cuz I do look up U ball interviews from time to time and I've seen some rubbish interviews with him I mean not to say when we could add our rubbish to the P

yeah exactly we we we could be part of that rubbish exactly I don't know I don't think our interviews are rubbish well you mean our made up ones or our real ones our real ones our madeup ones yes but they're real ones aren't I don't think some of our interviews have been made up you are you accusing Terry smalli of making up interviews oh dear I wonder if uh I'm going to look this up right now that way we can talk about our our new sponsor at the same time oh they have any U bow themed t-shirts at tea oh they must let's have a look I'm going I'm going straight the postal they have red RB ball which I don't think is U ball I don't know what that is you know what maybe they don't oh great segue man they probably do I we just have to

search for every property that he's been involved with but you guys you checked out t public yet then yeah man I love tea public sorry was that was that too too that's creepy what what's going on yeah what is going on that is uh normally around this time that that was a Jen's alarm clock why are you waking oh oh oh I ask why are you waking up now because it's like nearly midnight and know no it's not for you no no it's like 8:30 in the morning anyway T public do you want to give a little uh a little explanation about what tea is before we start sharing some of the uh the cool stuff you can get there so listeners if you go

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they pop the design up there and T public makes it and if you go through that URL multiple orgasm.com merch um they'll know that we sent you and they support the podcast so if you do want to check out tuu please be sure to go through that link yeah there a good Birch there there's t-shirts hoodies jumpers uh iPhone case yeah yeah mugs maybe we could set up a we could do a new multiple nerdgasm mug uh I'm looking at a mug right now Matt yeah well maybe maybe no yeah literally looking I could buy it right now it's 15 bucks did you go through the right link and don't don't spend 15 bucks without going through the multip nerdgasm docomo for example of course you did and uh you

know the first thing that comes up you can get uh you can get a t-shirt or uh you know mug notebook laptop case that says I'm just another [ __ ] on birth control so sure that means something to the person who designed it but uh to me it's uh I think I have to order the shirt that says I'm a [ __ ] so what I think you do need to yeah um I've just done a search for um for Halloween and there's [ __ ] Coria of great [ __ ] t-shirts l also get I love [ __ ] uh back to Halloween oh here's something for header [ __ ] wife yeah and if you have kids there's also baby [ __ ] God but yeah there's uh great shirts on there uh well great designs

you can get the I think you can get the designs across the various uh types of of product like I think that's how it works once the design is up there yeah you can decide how you want it or you can just buy print of these and and I mean these are really good some of like yeah they're really good designs like a really elaborate fancy [ __ ] yeah this this site is going to to cost me a lot of money yeah yeah so we're really really excited uh that they're teaming up with this cuz like this is actually something like we we'll be buying some of these shirts so check them out multiple gm.com merch MCH uh they probably got some Star Wars shirts uh and it wouldn't be a multiple n gasm episode if we didn't talk about

something Star Wars related and you weren't here last week Dan to discuss uh so we can do this briefly how do you feel about the old uh the old Orlando announcement uh put it this way I'm going to need a lot of tissues and a lot of lube when I go to see that movie because uh I'm just going to be uh ferociously yeah did does anyone have a a different reaction to that no no is anyone saying he's the best choice I could not think of anyone else to play that role apart from Billy D Williams that and that would be weird Billy you were gonna say Billy Jean Williams weren't you Billy Billy Dean Williams plays a young Lando that would be a some kid at home called Billy Dean Williams and he gets a phone call we need you to come in to play Lando and

he's like um all right yeah fat Hispanic dude who's just been waiting for his big break well that's in the Han Solo movie uh and in Han Solo related news did you see that the the uh Star Wars production company's been finded nearly $2 million for crippling har try to kill yeah so uh well it's not for trying to kill him but it's for failing to keep him alive yeah so we talked about this before uh he was 71 back then yeah yeah God he is old I know but like he can be crushed by the [ __ ] Millennium Falcon and survive so yeah cuz he's a badass so yeah they built uh for for the force awakens they built the Millennium Falcon Set uh they

put a big [ __ ] door that slams shut like you know like the one of them in the other movies except like the one you see it shots that fast yeah and they failed to put in any fail safes that said ifan solo is halfway through the door don't crush him to death and if only they'd thought of that yeah so the and then the door uh apparently somebody uh hit the button at the wrong time and crushed Harrison Ford's leg luckily somebody maybe the same person was able to hit the release uh before it did further damage but it did it did crush and break his leg in several places uh with weight comparable to a small car so basically they dropped a [ __ ] car on his so they were fined $2 million for it yeah the production company who gets the money well here's the thing the

production company for Star Wars the Force awakens is probably just going to declare bankruptcy at this point because as we've talked about before that'll be just some company they invented to make the movie am I right Dan yeah correct so they'll just say they don't have $2 million yeah and that'll be the end of it go about their business but I think the the monies are fine to British health and safety so I don't think anybody gets it like it it would have gone to I guess the government but uh yeah I don't know I don't think anyone's going to get the money I could be wrong so it's not like it's not like someone like was it's just something where they had to go through the process of like working out what happened who's to blame and then it's kind of like find them so it's not like

it wasn't H it wasn't Harrison Ford suing them or anything not at all no no apparently he's got a sense of humor about it it was a mistake he's not fast I think but uh because of workplace safety in the UK they investigated what had happened and they find the production company $2 million uh except they probably won't get the $2 million out of them so and it only took him two years to work it out yeah exactly well these things these things crawl speaking of bankruptcy I'm going to go seriously broke on [ __ ] tea public there is so much [ __ ] that I want I want the t-shirt that says it is crazyshi station for all your power confered needs I want that multipl nasm.com

merch there's one design that's the uh it's the original uh Star Wars movie poster but done as a Japanese Samurai in oh yeah and I must own that I must hey speaking of designs I will just seg real quick to say that I was in Malaysia over the weekend and um there are signs up like posters up at the um immigration to say that um you know be beware of con artists right oh yeah and um the poster that says you know watch out con artists about the picture they decided to put on and you know there's people of multiple languages that go through that checkpoint right so I guess putting it in English or Malay or even Chinese is not really going to guarantee that everyone's going to be able to read

it right so you have to kind of put an image that just says con artist right so you want to know what they went for go they went for a fox in a top [Music] hat that's amazing yeah the universal sign for artist yeah because I mean if you saw a fox in a top hat you know hey guys you can trust me yeah exactly you'll be like I don't know buddy I don't know what are you up to I don't know if you've got my best interests at heart that's awesome in other Star Wars news apparently Lucas film uh has loosed loosed the hounds on some of these lightsaber schools uh that yeah I don't know if you've seen them around conventions yeah they yeah

actually the most impressive ones are in in your area I think want to actually do legit martial arts lightsaber fighting yeah yeah you're pretty much learning in Kendo just with well there are some in Australia as well there're actually quite a few of them around oh no I know I'm just mean that if you look at the videos uh online um some of the more impressive ones the in I guess just countries where they they have more proficient martial arts s than uh than as fat fat nerds in Australia um they make some good videos the problem is that they're uh they're unofficial they're unlicensed correct and they their logos and all their messaging uh and and the issue here is that they are business logos heavily borrowing from Lucas Films trademark from Star

Wars uh like their logos are based on the Jedi uh logos and and and all that kind of stuff and they've clearly uh you can see in this article they've they've got a comparison there of the um the defendants logo and then the Lucas film trademark which is the Jedi Order logo and they are similar uh although it it does seem like they've probably intentionally tried to change it enough to get away with it true but the thing with copyright infringement is that it doesn't matter how much you change it if your logo is misleading enough that people may mistake your product for something associated with an official license then you're in breach of copyright yes like they've got a logo that's not quite the same but it's pretty similar and they called the lightsaber Academy

yeah I that I mean look if if I was walking through a con convention and I saw that logo I would instantly think oh that's the that's the Jedi Order logo that's right so you're not a real Star Wars fan then yeah he's got you there I'm I'm sorry no but here's the thing I've seen the Star Wars logo on a pair of [ __ ] Crocs right so we all know that that Disney will sell you their license you can put yeah their logo on your [ __ ] if you pay for it so these These are Disney Disney can you please sell me a lightsaber walking stick I want to give you money for that have you checked to see if they exist look on Etsy man thats not exist sounds like somebody would have made fuing

stick at least Dooku's because it's got the curve at the end right oh yeah yeah like it's it's it's perfect for it but they don't exist trust me I've looked Peter Mayu has a custom yeah I was about to say Peter Mayu has one I don't mean to question you there Luke but I've just found some on the internet the I looked like 6 months ago and there weren't any ldm custom Sabers seems let me double check but it seems like maybe they have what you're after just loading it up now which is going to take a while I'm probably going to ruin my connection to you guys you probably can't even hear what I'm saying right now because I'm trying to do internet well I guess Matt's gone yeah okay no I'm just kidding we'll come back to that but

while while that's loading um somewhat related uh George Lucas George Lucas is somewhat related to Star Wars we got some some George Lucas news we do well it's sort of George Lucas sorry I can confirm it ldm custom Sabers do make a cane saber I'll I'll paste it in please paste it in I'm going to buy one now cool yeah you start with choosing your Hilt model you then choose a level of electrics you can get the sound soundless but light up cane or the light and sound um and then you can choose your choose your voltage that's a gimmick that just get boring very quickly yeah the sound would be a bit obnoxious I think oh yeah I'm looking through you you got all your different hilts you got

your different blade colors yeah here you go here we go let me paste it in Luke I'm putting it down under segments thank you I'm now not going to say anything while I order my oh these are cool they're not cheap Luke I'll I'll I'll say that um I need one yeah it's probably going to set you back about 500 bucks by the end if you want the soundless one actually that's the cheapest obviously I don't need sound sound would be get it's a gimme it's so it would get so annoying so quickly if anybody needs one of these it's you so I'll say this though Luke Peter Mayu had his confiscated at an airport yes he did and that's Peter May cuz it's a weapon for a more civilized age

it no no no we didn't finish out George Lucas news oh yeah um they're making Indie five they've got the shitty riter who did number four but thankfully George Lucas won't be involved yeah I I I like that fact it's it's the writer who saying this who basically ruined in E4 God yeah George Lucas has got nothing to do with this one was he really a problem with four well even Spielberg came out at one point and said look some of the stuff that you're all mad at was not George some of it was in the writing like was ITA the the fridge uh Spielberg thing I think so apparently what what Lucas did was insist it'd be about aliens yeah well that was a bad idea yeah specifically because the amount that Harrison Ford had aged if you added that on to when the last um indie film

was set it would bring it up kind of into the late 50s which was kind of your uh your alien scare time according to yeah like nothing else happened you know it could have been Indiana Jones versus the McCarthy [Music] hearings could could have been Indiana Jes does the twist right it could have been the haunted house oh that Chris Columbus wrote that was a shitty script yes that was a terrible script apparently they're making another one so and I assume Harrison Ford is attempting to um to have I really feel Harrison Ford is just ticking off all the big movies that everyone wants him to come back for just so he can then retire he's done Star Wars they killed him off

spoilers he's doing Blade Runner yeah which spoilers now means he wasn't a replicant yeah I know oh cuz he's aged yeah okay no that's fair no cuz they've got a 5ye lifespan go on you're right Y and now Indiana Jones where they'll kill him off again unless he's just another replicant in this one calling it now yeah they'll do another regarding Henry dead it's just he's gotten on and his memory's just gone he's dead yeah the plane crashes they'll do another witness and the barn will fall on him The Fugitive what else is she be the one armed man will kill him oh yes or he'll he'll jump down that Dam and just to his just floating down the river I didn't kill my wife and then he'll jump and then Tommy Lee Jones will just wait

for a minute and then you'll just see his body just floating out and then Tomy the Jones will go I'm surprised that didn't happen last time yeah that's right just really did seem like uh like a sure thing tell you what they can do another Apocalypse Now right they can revive that Timeless film and there's a scene where they go back to that one office at the start that Harrison f is in for one scene and they be like no that guy died where is he he's he's gone I'm sorry flowers on his desk oh God that would be a pretty great legacy like every character go back and play their death and then and then die you know what if he doesn't do it in in in you know two

dozen films he should at least do it in a Jimmy Kimmel sketch yeah yes just play out the desk I want to see go back Jack Trader in working girl what about American Graffiti he pulls up beside him but then he veers off the road H so many films he can do this is there a regarding Henry shirt on tuu there should be remember that um remember that Fluffy movie Sabrina Sabrina the Teenage Witch no Sabrina where it was like a like a romcom when he decided to try romcom it was terrible yeah he sequel to that and die yeah sequel to that he comes back to try to woo Julia orand one last time away from Greg

caner uh and ends up dead we've been talking for a bit before we go to take us out did you guys hear that the gentleman responsible for a number of the fppening photos including Jennifer Lawrence MH has been sentenced to 18 months in prison yeah and did you hear was he the one who did at all or no I don't think so but and he's also he plad guilty to hacking the photos from these celebrities but he didn't plead guilty to publishing them online and in fact I think his exact words were there's no proof well the photos are online but which seems different the proofs in my brows history not was he claiming he was hacked well yeah I assume that's what he's saying he um my favorite thing about this is actually how we got them because people

you know saying oh iCloud photos must be insecure and someone hacked into their accounts and got them so low Tech that it's it's it's almost hilarious he emailed celebrities pretend with fake emails from Apple and said I need your password and then they sent the password to him yeah that's how he got him yeah like [ __ ] hell that how does that work what do you mean how does that work if someone sends me a a request to go hey I need your password I go I just ignore it yeah exactly delete exactly delete the email but yeah apparently uh he's claiming that's how he got them um I don't know if any of them have denied it but Jesus Christ that's like no no I'm sorry I have to call [ __ ] on that why Google Gmail pretty much puts that those fishing

emails to spam these days true even if I did get an email that said hey we need your password but see I think the difference is get that many people to I think the difference is he targeted these people specifically so it may not have got picked up by spam filters like it wouldn't have come through the same way spam normally would like if he just but for that many accounts seems a bit sus to me well no but that's the thing it's not that many on this in the grand scheme of things if you send out spam that goes to millions and millions of people but this guy sent specific people celebrities could just spend an afternoon sending one at a time like if I put together a fake email uh and just sent it to you Luke I don't think I don't think your spam filters

would pick it up well that's different actually though because they gos from that but if I sent it from a yeah from if I set up a a dodgy email address and did it I reckon it might go through because I iess I'm not spamming I'm I'm targeting you specifically it's a bit different so but this very famous people can't be that stupid can they well that that's that I don't know apparently they can according to I could understand getting one or two more than the most important thing is um does he say he's got anymore you have to wait and see is it too late is like photos like it's double jeopardy now he can't be convicted again for the same crime he's been convicted for the crime of hacking these photos share the the rest of them yeah share

the rest of them like he now owns them he's paid for them with 18 months of jail time like he owns them now he is actually not that long is it it is I wouldn't want to go to jail for 18 months yeah also they don't they don't like perverts in jail you know what I mean yeah well you don't go down well or you do what you think or you learn to go down well very quickly he's going to get in there they're going to be like you think Jennifer Lawrence is attractive [ __ ] freak like guys I don't want to Railroad this conversation back to tea public or anything right not it's not a faffing shirt is that but but no no no oh can somebody check that um no I'm on uh I'm on te

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