A Little Conan Right In Your Face: Logan Review & Conan Exiles

I think for the third time ever Matt's not here yeah it's just you and me but next week it's likely to be just you and Matt because uh they're shipping me off to Vietnam welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy Vietnam I've always wanted to go there yeah me too I hear that's a place to get a jacket that's really what I'm going to go there for a cheap jacket land of jackets walk in go here's the Star Wars jacket I want make it for me walk into Vietnam yep out of the airport make me a jacket I assume I can find someone in the airport yeah you might

not even have to leave the airport yeah yeah that's all all of was a jacket so I don't really need to go anywhere else what is the jacket that you want H I don't know if I want the Luke jacket you know that yellow one mhm mhm from a new I do like quite like the fin jacket as well yeah the fin jacket's cool and I wouldn't mind getting one like Taylor Made what about you what would jacket you go for uh Star Wars Universe jacket yes I've always kind of wanted hans's kind of cowboy jacket you know the one I mean yeah I did and I thought about it as well went but everyone's going to want that yeah that's true but not everyone has one Luke man when I was a kid I all just wanted to be luke I know but then when you got older you

[Laughter] and I hope he says it just like that Sor who are you um I didn't order anything yeah I just I don't think that was a big reveal we were all hoping for yeah I mean like we've seen his expression and if if his expression had words those words would be who are you yeah right so it's not like this has blown our minds conceptually in terms of [ __ ] why he doesn't know who she is like of course he doesn't of course he would have no reason to know who she is he has never met her unless unless it's her dad or something and it's going to be something so that's all we know so this happened in the Disney was stakeholder meeting yeah yeah Disney shareholders company annual meeting I guess if you're

pumping money into this [ __ ] you get to see a little bit before anyone else well that's what you're paying for isn't it well yeah I mean I can't see any actually you're paying to get lots more money back yeah I'm sure they are though I'm sure that is taken care of I mean between this and the new DuckTales I'm just going to be giving all my money to Disney you know dis they do like money but I think they earn it better than what George did oh yeah yeah cuz George loves money don't get don't get me wrong but he loves the taste of money he just started turnning out [ __ ] yeah it's kind of like George has enough money here's the thing Disney's a company and a company are always going to want more money because that's the

only reason a company exists to create money whereas George Lucas is just one person and once you've already got enough money that you can buy literally everything you want then even if you're still churning out money making stuff I mean there's no there's no reason to try harder to make even more money well yeah that's sort of what happens like with big companies I have like the C the COO come in mhm and they will want to make money yeah cuz that for the business but also they get huge bonuses but then they move on and the next one comes in and he wants to make money yeah or she wants to make money thank you Luke nice Amendment but in Disney's case it's a man Bob arer yes yeah yeah yes should we have said spoilers for this I think if it happens in the first one second of the movie

it's not spoilers yeah but I guess it is a movie that hasn't come out yet so maybe it's spoilers for people that really wanted to uh to experience who are you live so should we AP I would just say sorry about that yeah yeah yes spoiler retroactive spoiler alert but I don't think it's a spoiler I don't think it gives a away any plot I you know what would have been a spoiler if he'd gone Ray that would have been a spoiler if he known who she was you know this is just what we assumed he was would be saying yeah in the past you don't show in the movie cuz why would you I think the biggest spoil would have been so my daughter has returned as he takes a lightsaber I think the biggest spoiler

would be hi I've got no relation to you and uh we're meeting for the first time I don't know any of your family and we're not connected anyway I'd really like a bit of that in Star Wars I really would it might happen although it's everyone keeps asking in the force OFW everyone keeps going who's the girl and then it always cuts away so mhm she is someone yeah she's someone yeah I mean they love that though they love it even in Rogue one which arguably had nothing to do with the Saga the family Saga of it they were still like here's a character you've never heard of oh but her dad is the one who um build the Death Star it's like oh come on she's got to have some famous dad does she do I just maybe don't know how to

tie it all together so that's just an easy way out for them uh they're related yeah yeah that's right I mean if the real world was a Star Wars Universe every time you go to a job interview they'd be like I knew your father like what well actually that sort of happened at my very first job interview for where I work there all right yeah okay in your case I guess that is incredibly accurate so um before we move on from Star Wars news yes I uh I see that you went to see a little Cabaret this week I did you want to tell us about that um I went and saw the Empire shrips back

which is a burlesk strip version of Star Wars Star Wars It's a a Star Wars bisque parody Or bisque Star Wars parody yeah it doesn't parody burlesque yes although in a way it does so we have seen this before we saw one of the first shows of this yeah has it changed much since then it has gotten a million times better really like yeah it is a lot better I don't might just be I wasn't as drunk this time okay okay usually that doesn't make things better though no so that's that's not a strike against it or for it in my opinion they actually had some male performance this time okay okay they had one last time if I recall little Han Solo strip teas in the middle very drunk okay yeah you also made your own friends that night and

weren't sitting with us if I recall yeah I sort of just that's what I do yeah just always meet new people and off I go and follow them yeah to better seats actually so yeah I got the front row of the upstairs part instead of sitting back yeah but this time it wasn't in like a small theater it was like a big it was in the big camber the theater oh okay so yeah it's gotten a lot bigger and it was last show in Australia oh is that right where are they going next please tell me they're touring southeast Asia unfortunately not they're off to Europe and then after that America that [ __ ] would not fly here but Matt when you listen to this when you see it on over there you should go and see it it is yeah well worth seeing now not say it wasn't well worth seeing the first time

no I enjoyed it I enjoyed finally seeing what's underneath the Stormtroopers armor yeah I think just with experience that oh yeah they've just gr better except they're still flogging the wook rodica magazine right yeah it's the same copy that I got you're kidding that was years ago that was 2011 we saw this yeah and they still still the same copy the same issue of the magazine now don't get me wrong wooky rodica is a great title for a magazine it is but maybe you should update it maybe every second year maybe yeah yeah I can understand it's quite expensive to make and you don't want to cuz it's not a show that performs every week so you don't really want to update all the time but it's been what six years now M time

to update good God has it been that long yeah but if they update it I might buy another copy yeah yeah exactly speaking of things being from further ago in the past than you thought you know it's the 20th anniversary of Buffy the Vampire Empire Slayer this year oh that's depressing yeah yeah cuz that was something we watched in high school mhm mhm yep yep feeling pretty are they doing anything for it no no oh I really I really would like them to except reunion shows aren't historically that great you're not really going to get a good Reunion Show out of Buffy yeah plus Buffy was the first of those series that kind of kind of brought together those

elements of uh the Supernatural and all that and now that's kind of been overdone so even though they were the Forerunner I think it wouldn't really benefit us to see another one even if it was the same characters that we like yeah no I I can see that cuz yeah you do have like um trying to think of any show now I know of them I do um problem with the cars the the car that they drive and Matt saw it Supernatural Supernatural there's one exactly which just sort of got that slight bit of humor in it you know even even at the time you're Charmed all of those spin-offs now you got all your yeah I [ __ ] loved Angel man I would go as far as saying that I prefer Angel over Buffy as a show I'm not talking about like you know sexually I was I was

always a willow fan oh yeah yeah yeah yeah she uh she turned out to be pretty different to how she was in the show didn't sheis so I think just she became more confident maybe I just think that Willow as a character is far more attractive than Allison Hanigan as an actress is maybe that's just me it might just be you cuz I yeah cuz I quite liked her in um yeah no I quite like her still okay good maybe it's just it's not the whole school girl thing for you now yeah you know what that she so grew out of that yeah they all do man they all do yeah dis pointing I uh I just love how Charisma Carpenter left Buffy for Angel and her character went from 17 to about 30 years old just by moving cities yeah that really did change very quickly yeah and

then when they did the Crossovers with Buffy they were still all like you know college kids and she's like a successful career woman with her own apartment yeah and it's so didn't her in Buffy her dad lost his money or something m that's right like she was moved out on his dime she had to move out there and make it on her own yeah true maybe Angel made her a partner God I need to sit down and watching that again yeah I'm worried about it I don't know I don't know if it holds up well I was watching it with um Hannah cuz she hadn't seen it before oh wow and we're watching on Netflix we had to get the American Netflix on and now we've lost the American Netflix so we stopped watching it so we're we got up to season three but I wouldn't wouldn't mind continuing it

yeah yeah I've got them on DVD but I'm just too lazy to get up and put the DVD in the drive yeah you know I I actually downloaded the force awakens this week and then remembered that I had bought it on Blu-ray because it's it's easier just to hit played and they have to find the disc and put it in and then just feels pretty archaic doesn't it these days Blu-ray also it just takes so long to load yeah Blu-ray was never great it was never my preferred I only own the Star Wars box set and this the force awakens I never really got into collecting them like I did with DVD I mean I still got a [ __ ] ton of DVDs in

storage just just get rid of them you never going to do anything with plan to just sell them yeah should we uh should we look at some new yes I found a way to combine two of our segments today video game news and Dick [Music] news oh I'm excited now yeah yeah you should be um Conan Exiles which is actually a game I'm planning to check out uh and quite excited about I have been seeing bits and pieces of this and I do I think it's even enticing me to give it a try yeah so this is like a what would you call it's an open world kind of survival exploration Style game there's a lot of them out there now like Arc survival evolved and all these ones where you go out there you start with

nothing and you have to build yeah and survive that's right but this is the Conan franchise Conan the Barbarian so you're in that kind of fantasy world um but you know you can choose whether you are going to be a hunter G or grow crops or you know you choose whether you start a religion or you and [ __ ] just go out and fight people um I'm pretty interested in this I'm pretty interested in this and like like most modern games you can customize your character's Avatar to look pretty much however you want it to look uh with one additional feature that I'm not aware of any other games having which is um there's a slider to increase or decrease the size of your character's penis there is one other game that has the penis there but you don't get to pick it this is the

first one I know that the slider for the actual how well endowed do you want to be yeah yeah so there's a couple of funny things to note here right uh like like all these games you know and I do this in Fallout Skyrim you know you you pick your character based on race first and then you go in and you hone in right so y from the video that I've seen your character in the in the character chart is crucified right they're hanging naked from across so you can see all of them yeah so as you scroll through the different races the penis size actually defaults to various sizes based on that race right that's interesting I didn't know that yeah and then within that you can you can adjust the slider but if you flick on to African it automatically

goes to the maximum size for example others go to the minimum size and I'm guessing some would go to the smaller size yeah yeah what I don't know actually is if any of them become circumcised so for what I've heard of this game like sometimes you can be watching and you'll see the people walking past you and they're a bit stuttery except for their penis which you will see like swinging yeah yeah cuz honestly if you I'm thinking about getting this game yeah I'm like I'm going to go something huge yeah yeah why wouldn't you why wouldn't you you know it's not every day you get to choose size of your penis but I'm just looking I'm looking at the screen here and even as you're just static in the menu for choosing

these things the penis is just slowly slowly drifting from side to side like it's flapping about in a gentle breeze now I must say it's not just penises you get to see in this true CU if you fli over to the female side you also get breasts yeah where you can pick the scale and the other thing is there's Bush ah do you get to control the bush I don't think you get to control the bush yeah well that's an oversight I think they they might be still they I don't really think in coded they were shaving back then sure some people were I'm sure some people uh you know doing little shapes you know the landing strip or it is actually quite possible cuz do you know where the whole Brazilian shaving thing came from Brazil no go on prostitutes in England used to

do it to get rid of the lice well that makes sense that makes sense y see it wasn't a sign of all I'm trying to be sexy is that oh I don't want you to see that on me CU there's stuff in it yeah a little bit of Education in this episode that's uh that's the most unsexy thing are you talking about the lice or the bush well just no the lice well the the fact that if if you went to see one of these like Victorian era prostitutes and you saw that she had shaved you'd be like oh okay Li then is it yep I've never had him have you no no I haven't I don't know anyone who has you mean lice or a bush well a I meant the lice well crabs no I have not no haven't yeah no yeah sorry I meant crabs people still joke

about it to these St some people must be yeah I guess so but it's not like you talk about it so it's not like i' even know if I knew somebody who had maybe that's why Matt's not here today he just doesn't want to be part of this conversation I have to admit things y we should say Matt's not here he is at PAX East yes if you're tuning in to the special Channel you'll probably hear him and Jenna talking to people yeah before we move on to that though actually let's not get sidetracked still talking about Conan's schlong mhm Xbox are having none of it really yeah Xbox have come out and said there'll be a penis but you don't get to choose how big it is oh yeah so you're allow this they're allowing the penis as far as I can tell yeah I thought that if you weren't going to

have it you just wouldn't have it well there are markets where you can't have it there's uh there's certain Asian markets where you you're just not allowed to have penis I think Japan is one of them yeah Japan is one of them I'm surprised you can even show [ __ ] in Australia cuz they they're fairly conservative with that stuff um you know I don't know but we have had quite a few games where we've had [ __ ] before true Grand Theft Auto mhm that snuck a little penis right in your face is that the name of this podcast a little penis right in your face it might be oh there was something else as well um Watch Dogs Watch Dogs 2 just came out had penises did Watch Dogs one have a penis cuz I didn't play that long enough to see a penis uh no I saw my own penis while I

was playing that but that was it well was more interesting than the game [ __ ] me terrible it was a terrible game I finished it I bet you played the second one too I bet you hated the first and still got the second yes yeah of course you did I've finished it as well whose dick did you see in that just um there were entertainers oh right like I know there was one stage where you saw breast and it was just like uh topless girl hula hooping and stuff MH MH do you actually saw fully rented vagina in it though but they actually cut that out of the game right so say that again say that phrase again for me fully rendered vagina okay I'll let that slip I think you saw some dick in the Dante's Inferno game did you ever play that no in fact

from memory there was quite a bit of dick in that demon dick I don't think there's a problem with dick I think we should be able to have dick in games now yeah like doesn't heard anything mhm yeah little dick never heard anyone exactly the big ones might but yeah well maybe that's why they've banned the slider so just to be clear the endowment slider is gone on the Xbox One version which is a little disappointing because that's obviously the version I will get this on right um as for me cuz achievements yes but here's why it's not going to affect you Luke here's why and here's why you shouldn't worry about this is because you always when given the option will play as a female am I right correct correct and the breast slider is still there they've said no to

enlarging and shrinking the penis but they've said hell yes on enlarging and shrinking the breasts cuz that's always been a stapling game you've always been able to do that so yeah yeah but I I could see people saying it's not fair why the women can have the breast and kind the port they are I see them as two very I don't you can't really compare penises and breasts no I try not to to me that's sort of you compare the top with the top and the bottom with the bottom yeah that's fair that's fair maybe you can increase the size of the male characters pectoral muscles in which case these would be dead even ah got to start check a little bit you know how it's all this fruit and nipple stuff because Instagram you can't show nipples and stuff female

breast I think to make make it even just you can't show men's either yeah I think that's fair yeah yeah if you're offended by nipples if you don't like nipples then we can ban nipples but yeah it should be be both B nipples yeah look I mean I mean they're not idiots I mean I I understand why they don't want to show full breasts because if you show full breasts and suddenly you're opening the doors for what they would conceive to be pornography and you know that could corrupt the Integrity of the of the app and all that not so much even the pornog it's also cuz I don't know probably a great big chunk of users on a lot of those platforms are children yeah yeah so not so much children seeing it but children putting theirs on ah right so you're saying it's you've got to draw

the line somewhere yeah I think if you just tra go no what is all to show nipples male or female now that's all right I'm I'm developing an app for specifically for so podcast at multip nerdgasm tocom if you want some details for that I'm sure the police will be in contact shortly yeah while I live in Singapore so they're probably already listening to this not cuz they're fans I'm pretty sure they just bug everything and also they're probably fans isn't everyone just bugging everything these days well certainly the Chinese are bugging all of us all the time and they've admitted to that you know they've come out and said if you have if you have a Chinese made TV in your house we're listening to you right now see

I've got no problem with that but I think if they are listening to me they should be helping me pay my Internet bill yeah that's fair cuz they're using my bed width they're using my data to do it so pay it back yeah chip in China you got the money well everyone's got more money than me I don't know if I do Luke I don't know I took a big pay cut this year oh you started your um four years worth over 5 years yep ah do the listeners know about that have we talked about that on air I think we have yeah then I'm going to take a sabatical so in 2021 I'm not going to work for you yeah so Luke is taking 3/4 pay for the next four years MH and then he quarter I take 4 fths okay I am [ __ ] at maths clearly

okay cuz 3/4 would be 75% which means I'd be getting ripped off right okay but I'm taking a 20% pay cut so I get 80% for 4 years yeah so essentially you're saving a little bit each year so that you can continue to be paid a normal wage in the year you don't turn up to work yes but still have a job I still go back to after that's finished I have trouble enough booking a holiday or getting time in L for the weekends that I work like I cannot imagine just saying I'm not coming in for a year I will see you in a year from now honestly I think what it is is because it's so far away they're even thinking they're not even thinking about what they're going to do when it happens yeah it's just one of those things that oh yeah it's four years away not a problem and then it's

going to get to the end of the year and go okay guys I'm out a season in a year's time and go wait what they're assuming you're going to forget about it before then cuz they certainly will but though it's just good I I organized it cuz I said to like look just got married might be starting a family so itd be good to have sort of time off then or might not be starting family I might just be buying a house then might be good to just work on the house for a year go that' be nice or just uh sit around in my underwear and stream yeah probably 24/7 and see what happens yeah and we've really we've really got to promote that too I and I think it's not just like a daily Vlog kind of thing it's it's on January 1 of that year you know your your channel is

launched and it's y it's 365 days of nonstop gaming with the occasional break for sleep what about special time yeah you well I mean if you don't want to stream that then I I guess you don't have to I'd be okay streaming it yeah well there you go sorted but sorted I think part consent yeah I guess you do need consent well how long is this away this is 3 years from now years from really four years we're only two months into the first yeah so we have some time to talk her into it yes okay so yeah we'll see what happens we've got some time listeners listeners if you if you can think of uh any uh convincing arguments to convince Luke's wife Hannah uh that she should have sex

with him on cam podcast at multile nasm.com and uh share your thoughts yeah pretty sure it's not going to work but never say never but we like the interaction with the fans so yeah exactly right and our fans have been nothing but encouraging except for that one guy so you know was it Chilla 7 or something yeah Chiller 7 yeah our official critic I want to get in contact with him and see if he'll give us another try like that was a year ago he was maybe just upset about Batman and was just taking it out on us he could listen to our great episode on The Suicide Squad redeem it that way what's the next DC movie it's Justice Wonder Woman isn't it oh yeah Wonder Woman I guess first but Justice League is coming soon

too how close do you think they are to just pulling the pin and starting again oh very close I would say very close cuz well it's sort of hard CU they're still making money yeah yeah they're not losing money they're making money hand over fist but just everyone hates it but yeah but I think that's why they constantly renew it like with Spider-Man I mean they they could have just kept making Sam Ry Spider-Man with uh Toby Maguire forever and ever if they wanted to but they you know the audiences get younger so the actors have to get younger as well so but then didn't they make the next Spider-Man Actually older but him playing someone younger yeah but now it's an actual kid oh yeah the new one I think the new

Spider-Man's great yeah I mean if those 15 minutes in Civil War anything to go on he's the best character there is yep but I don't know Civil War is sort of hard cuz Ant-Man was a great character in that he was he was so good in Civil War and his standalone film was so [ __ ] bad yeah and it's like cuz I actually I still haven't seen I will admit still haven't seen it no don't don't it's not good mat saw it Matt saw him in Civil War and went I now need to go see this movie and then came back and went no yeah and so that's why I haven't when Matt doesn't like a Marvel Superhero Movie you know that's a bad movie yeah and they doing a sequel to that I do think I need to sit down and watch all the M moves cuz I've skipped so many

yeah I've skipped some too and I'm actually thinking uh before the next one comes out I do want to go back uh especially the Thor I feel there's a lot of extended mythology in this in the Thor movies that I just kind of ignore when they make references to in The Avengers yeah I I haven't seen any of the Thor I've seen bits and pieces of Iron Man but yeah I don't know why I skip them I like them yeah yeah I like them too I don't know they insist upon themselves every time a new one comes out I'm like okay guy calm down I will watch you when I get a chance right I think the big thing is is if I don't see it at the movies I sort of never get around to watching yeah you forget they exist sometimes I'll watch them On A Plane if I've got long enough I think I think

that's how I watched the first Captain America was on a plane oh yeah Age of Ultron was just so bad too though that really put me off but it was bad but I still liked it I still think it's better than anything DC's done yeah that's true I'm not going to deny that I'm not going to deny that although you know what I saw this week is Logan oh what did you think of that which is technically Marvel but made by Sony Pictures not Marvel Studios I [ __ ] loved it I really liked it yeah okay yeah I mean this is an R-rated superhero movie like on par with something like Deadpool but without the cheesiness of Deadpool yeah even though I love where it came from like cuz Deadpool did great Z went well we'll make an R yeah and it

is I mean Logan swears he he's got a bad attitude like an actual bad attitude not just a Hollywood bad attitude he he murders a lot of people like really brutally uh cuz he just doesn't give a [ __ ] I need to see this one yeah yeah this one's good do you do you think this will be his last outing as Wolverine or do you think there's a chance he might do Deadpool it's tough to say I certainly felt without giving too much away that this film was Hugh Jackman's farewell to the character which is also what he said but I know Ryan rold and Hugh Jackman they get along great y I think they've got great chemistry mhm and I think they

should make love I agree and also probably make a Deadpool Wolverine crossover yeah that would be good I would watch that I would watch that but yeah I just don't know if we will get it I think if Deadpool had have come out 5 years ago even yeah I think we would have got it but I think we've just missed out on that window yeah which is a shame no I suspect you're right but uh get along and watch it it's uh it's a good movie this is also another one where the director has come out and said that he's going to release a Blu-ray version of this in black and white so that's obviously getting a bit of a Resurgence at the moment is the directors are seeing their movies in black and white releasing them in color and saying don't worry I got this come

watch this one but is it only always going to be Blu-ray or can I just download it and watch a copy cuz I'm not buying another Blu-ray yeah yeah except for Star Wars yeah because I don't know what there's no l you don't need to justify why you're going to buy Star Wars no no but I do have a reason the reason why I do still buy the occasional Blu-ray or DVD it's for special features yeah yeah for some reason even though with some of the things you download you do get hey the special features I never watched them I special features to me are I'm going to sit down put this disc in and watch special features yeah agreed which is strange but no no no I do the same I do the same might go watch some of the Star Wars special features afterwards sing the exact same

thing so this isn't in the spreadsheet but I just realized that I've uh read this during the week and we haven't talked about it well yeah cuz since Matt's not here there's not a lot in the spreadsheet cuz yeah I never put anything in yeah yeah cuz half the time when I go to put something in someone else has already got it there yeah so why bother yeah so I just don't try yeah there's going to be a fifth Indiana Jones movie it's actually happening it's 100% happening and it's Harrison it's Harrison Ford it's Steven Spielberg but it's not George Lucas oh so no fridge yeah although Steven threw himself under the bus for that one and came out and said that that fridge was his idea but I don't know about that yeah yeah I think he was just trying to

protect George cuz George has CED a beating for how many since 99 yeah a while now so nearly 20 years yeah this guy went overnight from just everyone in the world sucking his dick to just yep everyone say you raped my childhood it's true he must have just been like who what rap he raped people Trum but it's true that overnight he went from everyone loves George he can do no wrong to what have you done yeah you've ruined everything funny because like heaps of directors really good directors have made bad movies right like like I love D David Fincher's movies right I really love David Fincher I love Fight Club uh the game you know [ __ ] the third alien movie [ __ ] love his way of making movies but he's got two or three movies that I think are utter [ __ ]

that I just hate and don't ever want to see again right but it doesn't mean that I go around [ __ ] saying that he raped me right well you look George really only ever directed three movies yeah he had T HX 1138 which I still haven't seen what oh you should watch it man it's a good movie I I heard and I know it's a great movie and but no just haven't got around to it look it is it is a hard watch though he did American Graffiti y you have seen that I love that movie yeah I love that movie that's great yeah it is a good movie and then he did Star Wars yeah and that was he only wrote three movies he wrote T HX he did get someone else to write American Graffiti but then when he came in he didn't like it so he wrote it

himself yeah Y and then he wrote Star Wars and that's where he stopped he never did anything direct or or writing after that yeah yeah he knew his limits and he got specialists in to fill those roles for him but then when he came back he went I'm going to do it all and I'm not going to take any input from anyone and that's where cuz got think from 1977 onwards he went everyone loved him you can do no wrong and so I think he just believed that yeah but I think came to I think Lucas is really at his best when he's just championing other filmmakers for great adventure movies like The the Indiana Jones first three films obviously um but even things like the Sherlock Holmes Chronicles what was that one uh did you see that Young Sherlock Holmes did you watch that it's like no I

know of young Indiana Jones I didn't know homes as well it's it's like Lucas produced right but but not actually had any involvement with you know and then all your Willow and all of that stuff that he was kind of had a fingering but that was it yeah like he was good with that side of it then just I think he wanted to go back to what he started with and I think he lost touch with the hands on side yeah and we also leave in a thing where you actually unfortunately you do have to actually take your audience into account now yeah yeah you do like it's not like in the past where if people didn't like something they'd voice it and then you might get a letter yeah that's right now you'll get abuse with it while it's happening yeah when I was young I used to kind of

fantasize about being famous when I got older but if I ever think about being famous now I'm still imagining being famous 20 years ago I would not want to be famous in 2017 no everything you do is under a microscope yeah as it's happening it's not like like my whole life is already on the internet and I nobody knows who I am right like no one's got any agenda against me but if I was [ __ ] out there in the public sphere like you [ __ ] pick me apart all of us it's terrifying there just one thing you have to do if it does happen ignore it yeah that's what I think just don't engage speaking of uh ignoring criticism uh my hero this week is the 9-year-old boy who's just married a 63y old woman what yeah so I

mean it's not quite as simple as that this is a um an African village where uh an old woman's ancestors came to her and told her that one of them has been reincarnated into the body of this 9-year-old boy in the village um um and that she has to um she has to be with him so they are they're now married oh there a lovely picture of them there on their wedding day she's in a white dress he's in a little silver suit with a purple shirt bow tie looking very Dapper uh having their first kiss passionate oh Embrace to a lot of people looking on who really just probably have the

same expression on my face that I have it's oh and his parents were okay with this um they allowed it to happen but they wanted it publicly known that they were not okay with it well can't they just say no I think the Superstition surrounding this kind of prevents them from taking that firm a stance on it but they've come out and said we will allow the marriage but we don't like it and we want everyone to know that they're not having sex but I mean you would say that yeah no Mom no sort of like marrying your grandmother yeah yeah now they're not related well no no I just SP like she's 60 yeah you're nine to me someone that age I'm looking is my grandmother or my grandmother's friend she is a grandmother yes let's be

clear she is a grandmother her husband can now play with her grandchildren is he allow to to discipline them give them rules and stuff I hope so and I I hope this is one of those tribes where like it's totally patriarchal and he can just [ __ ] run this household now and like adults are now having to listen to this 9-year-old boys every whim um I'm just reading okay evidently from the I've just read a little bit more evidently it's not a marriage where they're going to live together or sleep it's just they just had the ceremony okay just to appease just to appease the spirits of their ancestors and that's it like hey we got married it's all good yeah go away now they still shed out 1,700 bucks for

the ceremony I mean that's that's a lot of money to shed out just to like give lip service to like imaginary things you know well to us they're imaginary yeah I know I know yeah but still it's sort of I don't understand no but if every if everyone in this scenario is kind of openly humoring this right then it's a lot of them to a lot of money for them to be chipping in yeah well that would be a lot of money there wouldn't it I would imagine so yeah [ __ ] it's a lot of money to me man I don't live in the developing world I'm just trying to think could I afford that now no I couldn't yeah exactly right cuz I do silly things like go out and buy Nintendo switches how is your switch the day I got it you

haven't I played it the day I got it then I put it up and I haven't used it since wow you know what's funny after listening to your review of the switch which was not good yeah ha turns to me and goes should we get one I said were you not listening Luke of all people doesn't like this it means it's not good in probably a year or two years time when there's Mario Party On It mhm that's the time to get it man if you want to play Mario Party you can play Mario party right now today I can't I have nothing that runs it anymore you could [ __ ] download and [ __ ] emulator I there' be you could probably go online and get yourself an old copy of it I say this and when the Mario Party comes out I'm

going to go buy it I'm going to spend $100 to buy another controller and I probably still won't play it because that involves playing with people yeah well that's true too and although the last time we all played together what was that game where we all just drew dicks on our phones ah that was uh You Don't Know Jack yeah that was that was fun that was good that was a good game y yep I have that so if you're ever all together again I have three copies of that game now fantastic there one two and three and they all got different games on them and they're just as hilarious and fun awesome but no everyone had to leave the country but even if you all were he it still wouldn't happen true we we played slightly more things together

when we were all living in the same country but only slightly yeah I don't we need there needs to be more cross-platform games on Ste yeah that's between PC and Mac cuz I'm never going to get a Mac I have no reason to get one and you are not going to get a PC cuz you have no reason to get one whatever they bring out Max I'll get them I mean to be honest Mac is now daring me to get one do you know what I mean it's like no but they they've taken out all the functions that I use they've stopped manufacturing the software that I like they [ __ ] got no ports anymore they' got all this weird [ __ ] on them I've stuck with them this far but man they it's like a dare now like yeah oh what if we did this I'm like oh come on Mac come on stop being like this oh that I

never thought you'd go there but no I welcome you back it's not back man I've never had a PC it would take some getting used to yeah cuz you've only got the one Mouse button don't you no no no no no no no no I don't use the shitty Apple [ __ ] Mouse man I never have I had the puck when I had my first ever iMac I remember the puck I remember yeah I actually found that quite good because your hand didn't sit on it it was just kind of like it was like a trackpad in a way cuz your fingers just kind of rested on it I didn't mind that it was good for it was good for drawing and editing um but once the Mighty Mouse and all of that [ __ ] came out forget it no I just use my Logitech mouse that's something you need to spend money on mis's yeah agreed cuz yeah you can buy a $5 one and

it will work no no no no no but no I like my my good mice I've got one one at work one at home the same one one one that fits my hand perfectly you know I'm actually thinking about getting a new one soon I've got a razor one but oh yeah I don't know it's just feeling a bit small at the moment so I wouldn't mind something just a little bit bigger you feel your hands have grown a little bit it could just be it's still a little swollen after breaking my wrist but but no I just think I need some a little bit but I also need the extra buttons on it I've gotten used to them so my thumb there's like 10 extra buttons that my thumb can use all right playing an MMO pretty much but I've gotten used to them sure I don't use them I just like knowing they're there yeah that's fair

it's like me with the till key just like knowing it's there but I've never ever pressed it I've used the till key what are you using I us it work right on some proprietary softw does come in handy yeah it does it does I've used it in games before as well but I've used the till key in Doom uh that used to be how you get the console down so you could type in cheat codes okay I think could be very much mistaken though [ __ ] I can't remember back that far you sure you didn't just type in codes no you must have had to get the console down I'm pretty sure it was til key and it brought down the console well if that's the case I definitely did use a til key just putting the till key and typing the word doom in Google didn't come back with anything he might

actually have to write back stuff for Doom you he about this parrot parrot yeah bird of the week bird of the week for this week is a British parrot that went missing for four years and when it was found it spoke Spanish sounds made up but according to the telegraph it's true how does he know it's his um somebody else thought it was theirs first and when it was found they went and claimed it and said yep yep that's my parrot and then realized no this is not my parrot so it changed hands a couple of times and then eventually went back to a guy who had forgotten even had a parrot this is sounding a lot very convoluted I know yeah he went it is his but now and it speaks Spanish now yeah so obviously they don't

they don't know exactly what's going on other than most likely it's been in Spain for four years or it was being kept by someone who spoke Spanish at home yeah it could have just been more believable than it flew to Spain Spain's not that far from England for a bird though yeah a [ __ ] bird can fly a long way hold on I'm gurgling this can a parrot fly from England to Spain it's just going to come back with an article to this story bird shipping pet relocation how to bring a pet bird into the UK my baiting Birds traveling to UK rather than Spain taking your parrot to Spain how far can a parrot fly okay you look at

that and I'm going to turn distance from UK to Spain all right I just found one of the stupidest sites ever come on uh par can fly a long way but it does take time it may need rest eat and sleep along the way parrots can only fly through air they can sometimes fly around obstructions but not through them yeah I I'm going to a different side yeah I mean it's all true Luke it's all very true well oh that's probably H gu to the Galaxy so the distance from England to Spain and I guess this is just from the middle of England to the middle of Spain is uh 1,261 km okay or 784 miles for the backward Yankees listening to this podcast oh i' distance a parot can and when I

hit the T torque came up before travel I what the [ __ ] people what so I've got this one parot can beat excellent flights and can cover quite distance I know because one of mine was found 30 m away that's 30 miles well that that's considerably less than that's a bit short how fast and high the birds fly I just want to know how [ __ ] far they can fly yeah like just what's it I know that we don't want it like in one sitting we know that they will stop that that's not what we're asking oh total amount of Miles flown in a year that doesn't help me either that might max distance parrot all right this will be it okay come on load oh that's a drone right okay that didn't help well the North American

Arctic turn what's a Turan type of bird I guess uh flies about 40,000 k a year okay but I don't know whether that's like migratory kilom do you know what I mean to a destination and back rather other than just every time he Loops the block it counts yeah I don't know list we have wasted a lot of time on this we really have but list can you please find out if it's possible for a bird to fly from England to Spain and back podcast at multip nerdgasm tocom or facebook.com/ multiple nerdgasm or um if you want to tell us the answer to that riddle and give us money patreon.com nerdgasm or you can head over to teu get yourself a t-shirt with a bird on it oh I'm going to see if they have an EC par

on there let's see if they do if they do I bet it's Monty Python themed um if you go to multiple nerdgasm docomo stuff there our merch plus some other stuff that we've curated from artists and shows that we've liked then uh you get a discount and uh we get a kick back they do have African parrots on there of course they do they have everything so if you want an African parrot t-shirt it's multiple orgasm.com merch I'm all about that beak yeah it's quite good the ones that just don't look in any way ironic which is kind of odd for tea public I was expecting more of like the Monty Python one yeah I've Just Seen A Monty Python one so yeah yeah they're just pictures of parrots but then again you get this you get a parrot with the

the legs of a Roman Centurion and you get the parrot with the head of a chimpanzee I'm going to have to do a big shopping spre soon I'm thinking about getting rid of a lot of t-shirts coming to tea public and just getting a new wardrobe all right mgm.com merch if you're going to do that I will that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and item to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time