Artemis 2 is back on Earth after 9 days in space, and the crew broke records. Elsewhere: Amazon is having a rough week, RAM and SSD prices are spiking, Xbox Achievements are getting a long-overdue update and Karl Jobst has filed a new defamation lawsuit against Billy Mitchell. All that and more this week on (probably) your favourite podcast!
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Everything we say in this episode that could be considered slanderous is definitely a joke and we had our fingers crossed so you can’t sue us.
Dune Awakening delayed - https://www.vg247.com/dune-awakening-delayed-june Oblivion Remastered - https://www.vg247.com/elder-scrolls-oblivion-remastered-leak Xbox Support spilled the beans - https://80.lv/articles/xbox-support-accidentally-reveals-oblivion-remaster-s-release-date/ Star Wars 1977 cut to play in cinemas - https://hypebeast.com/2025/4/original-star-wars-1977-cut-banned-george-lucas-first-screening-in-47-years-news New Star Wars lego set is… the logo - https://www.lego.com/en-au/product/brick-built-star-wars-logo-75407 Star Wars: Starfighter - https://www.darkhorizons.com/star-wars-starfighter-film-set-for-may-2027/
Luke’s away so Matt and Dan take advantage of the situation and talk about cars for longer than Luke would normally allow.
Dune part two is filmed
Jedi Survivor
Death Stranding 2Dune Awakening
Elden Ring
Diablo 4Cyberpunk: Phantom Liberty
Luke’s been delivering dead bodies to the middle of nowhere. He’s also been playing Death Stranding.
Dune: Awakening
Luke’s got red blood. What colour is yours? If it matches Luke’s, could you please send us a kidney? If you don’t do it voluntarily, he will just cheat you out of it anyway.
Luke can predict the exact moment we will all die. But be careful not to go before the date he gives you, or he may not reward you with the prestigious honour of Geek of the Week.
Our legal eagle has informed us that maybe we shouldn’t be slandering people anymore. But we do it again anyway! In this episode Luke follows up with the Luke Reviews item that we have all been waiting for. Well…everyone besides Luke’s wife.
Dan has generously offered his time for another episode of Multiple Nerdgasm. This is especially magnanimous of him considering the reason for his absence last week. We promise no Infinity War late-viewers were harmed in the making of this episode. There are no spoilers. Links: Submarine man murders reporter The Korean War is over Veteran receives dick transplant Sweden has a giant blue dick for a limited time Avengers assemble in the bedroom Bruce Campbell retires and ruins all of our lives Court orders David Copperfield to break the magician’s code
You know what would go great with that delicious laundry detergent you’re eating? This week’s episode of Multiple Nerdgasm! Seriously though, don’t eat laundry detergent. What the fuck is wrong with people? Delicious death Finally men can watch Star Wars in peace Star Wars just isn’t hot enough for China Rian Johnson schools us on force projection Nintendo presents: cardboard! Dune will be Star Wars for adults Dundee is a film
When Matt’s away, Dan and Luke will play… with the dick size slider in Conan Exiles. We can never just have an episode without dicks in it, can we? I guess dicks are funny after all. Take that, Chiller 7.
