Not What You Were Expecting: Solo Directors Fired & Ghostbusters Flop

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy I got nothing to start with ah [ __ ] I know I know I've been good lately in the few weeks and just going straight off the ball but I've got nothing yeah I've gotten accustomed to just waiting for Luke to say whatever he's going to say at the start I knew it I knew as soon as there was an awkward silence that Luke had run out of things to say I guess that's the end of the podcast all right episode 224 guys we made it and uh and that's it I promise I'll have something next week oh Dan's back oh yeah there's that you talk about that yeah I'm back I'm I'm here I could have

led with that you were too overwhelmed yeah so how you been what have you been up to I've been good I've been shooting a TV series here in Singapore for Singapore TV it's exciting yeah it is exciting it's odd though I I've had to go through censorship have I discussed this process of Singaporean censorship with you guys no actually I was talking to someone about that recently just uh someone who visited Singapore and said that it's a bit strict it's very strict for their tastes a bit strict sure yeah yeah it can be for sure uh and and this could actually lead into a into a story that we've got to cover today uh regarding alien Covenant and it's release over here in Asia sure I mean I saw that in Singapore and and it was uh it was complete

contained everything uh not so much other places but I will say this having to vet a script through the Singaporean censorship board right is is is a is a really interesting experience right yeah I bet it is I bet it is for you a script that you wrote no okay so now look I'll point out I actually didn't write this script right so this script was written I'm just in it and so that's how the show got made I've made my own changes to it as we go however the senses allowed me to include a scene where where a man says to a teenage girl are you a washing machine because I want to fill you up with my filthy load rightz okay all that's fine but they wouldn't let me have a scene where the receptionist at a day Bar says to two

guys are you to you know right right I had to cut the phrase you know right filthy load under the radar that's fine maybe they just didn't get it like they're like yeah that's say about the washing machines is great yeah I love a bit of washing machine humor wow so this is a family show then it's so weird because it's like it's I don't know what it's going to be because it's it's I mean it's written like a I don't know man but then it has to go through all these weird censorships and stuff and it's on a channel where you're not even allowed to say damn apparently really yeah so do you have to give them the script to go over or do you give them no you have to give them the script before you even fil before you even shoot

anything yeah wow yeah yeah it's full on and then I'm guessing they go over it again once you filmed it as well oh yeah absolutely and they'll make me take out all the things they didn't notice when it was just pen on paper you know what I mean like dirty load yeah exactly yeah oh that's really interesting so we'll see cuz what's it like in Australia is it something you film it and then you submit it yeah in Australia if you want to get something rated you have to send it for classification and then they will suggest you make changes to put it in a higher or lower bracket based on where you want it to sit whereas here there's no there's no classifications here there's no PG GM Etc oh it's just

blanket everyone can see this for TV there is for film there is for fil I'm just off a TV it's either that's fine or no way absolutely not yeah too gay that's right so um we have a we have a gay costume designer on this I mean I don't know if there's any straight costume designers but we have a gay costume designer on this yeah they're women that's right but um but he was telling me that there was one Singapore in show that had a gay character and it was just every they never said he was gay but he was obviously gay but then in the last episode he got married to a woman just so that they could say no no no he wasn't gay don't worry don't worry about that [ __ ] hell it's it's like a

whole country has based its laws around what the kids thought in high school back in the in West in the in the '90s you know the [ __ ] we make jokes about they take it very seriously that's right yeah where like being gay was the worst thing you could possibly be yeah well and people are still like that I've I've met people who are still like that we know you've met people like that too we know some people like that who are just like disgusted by it it's like who cares I think I know who you're talking about man yeah is is it me no it's not me is it you tried to sleep with me so many times on our trip Luke you think it's you they they do say that about homophobes though what did they keep trying to sleep with other men

yeah it's something about that isn't it that no it's they're um upset by their own feelings so they take it out on you know a lot about this Luke I don't care what you are or what you do as long as you don't hurt anyone exactly okay so just ease it in slowly and use a lot of lube yeah always have the safe word handy now if you're in China and you wanted to enjoy alien Covenant don't go and see it good point yeah if you want to enjoy it just watch the trailer yeah yep hang on let me let me find the uh the wording here the wording was in in the article maybe they've changed the wording because I thought this was weird that they said that that viewers thought something was missing from the film and I got to say I wouldn't have noticed if this was

missing because it stood out like [ __ ] dogs balls yes but this wasn't the only thing that was cut from it sure yeah fair enough I I think they just generally mean that viewers noticed that there were a lot of scenes that just jumped to something unrelated right well in particular alien Covenant in in China and spoilers I guess this movie spoiled itself and I love the way they refer to it as the gay kiss when Michael fasbender kisses himself MH mhm and I was I was going to ask you guys is it gay if it's yourself well Matt what I'd like to just draw your attention back to a little short film that you helped me make several years ago yep yep I thought about where we explored this very theme

mhm although in ours it was if someone finds the U from a parallel universe and has sex with it is that gay or is that just a really great way to masturbate Yeah well yeah extreme extreme wanking do so yeah so they cut that bit out and uh I I don't know what else they cut out uh they some of the violence with the aliens apparently and I wouldn't have thought China had a problem with violence was there much violence with the alien yeah there was yeah it kills a bunch of people Luke I mean that's that's the only thing it does it be violent to [Laughter] people H [ __ ] I lost my trans thought now just so you know extreme wn.com no one's got it no one's got it as of as of the time of recording this

podcast yes I'm surprised actually cuz I can think of a few ways few very extreme ways you could wank and I'm just surprised no one else has decided to make a website out of it I was uh very nervous typing that in but yeah nothing you thought it was going to autocomplete to one of your other wanking websites no I did spell it right stop there that's right did you think you misspelled extreme or wanking um no um when I looked again it had like did you mean extreme walking and I thought oh maybe I did type extreme walking instead then no it was wanking and yep so you Google searched extreme wanking though I tried to I went to

extreme wanking tocom right I wasn't go searching that though I don't know what that would be scary yeah I was going to say you typed that into Google I'm good I'm good I just I was just scanning the article again and I know I i' forgotten about this as Walter starts to blow into the flute David in his ear I'll do the fingering forgot about I know but not only that but when you watch it in the film that doesn't sound gay I mean until they kiss it was only when I read it again in this article I'll do the fingering and then after David tells Walter that no one will ever love him like he does the pear share a kiss I mean in the film it's actually like a really disturbing maniacal moment right yeah it's really weird I just I glanced

into the left here into the sidebar and uh I've seen German white woman completes her transition into a black woman yeah I saw that too actually and I'm enjoying I'm enjoying scrolling through this are the huge fake tits part of the transformation like or were they there were they there already oh know I got extra confused because her name's Martina Adam and they just refer to her as Adam later on the article like he's a and I was like oh boy this this levels to this mhm oh I don't get it for some reason my goodness targeted marketing T ad oh happened to add blocker Plus man don't use it why because I I like supporting the places I go

to oh my goodness that is that is bizarre sorry people don't believe that her passport is valid anymore because she is now a black girl with black hair so she has to change her passport photo I know someone who was refused entry into Spain because all their life they'd had an enormous mustache and then decided to shave it off before going through customs I can see that I made the mistake of um when we were coming back from from uh La I I I had I'm I'm sure you know how I dress I have pants with buckles and belts and and zippers and [ __ ] on them cuz you know cuz I'm can dress like a great to go through I dress like a teenager detec

you got [ __ ] weird [ __ ] bondage [ __ ] in your suitcase so no no no not because I was packing up and then I wanted to reduce the weight of the bag a bit so I was like well I'll wear the heaviest pair of pants so so I had these pants on uh and then and not only that I stupid wore them to Disneyland all day on the Friday cuz I didn't want to put them in the bag you wore your straight jacket pants to Disneyland they're not like okay I've seen them you you can no longer make fun of Luke for wearing his trench coat to Disneyland now that you worn bondage pants there they're they're not they're not the ones I'm talking about i' [ __ ] seen them Matt I know which ones you're talking about oh actually I did

wear them to New York yeah we know the exact pair of pants you're talking about fine so yeah I did did and then uh and then I did you wear with your big black [ __ ] Romper stomper boots no I wore uh my Nikes right okay uh and then I went to uh to get on the to go get back on the plane and I go to the you know the TSA security check mhm and I went to walk I put everything on the you know you put them in the buckets I go through the [ __ ] X-ray and all that kind of stuff and I went to walk through the X-ray scanner and the D the guy there like looked me up and down and he went are you serious and serious thanks for that Siri oh wow I thought she might have

thought we were talking about her in a second remind me to tell you a story I didn't even say her name that's weird said serious yeah but then Siri are you serious no hey Siri she's not listening again now no I've got headphones on Luke anyway so the guy's like oh and are you serious and then he he was like all right fine let's do this and I get into the scanner and the thing goes I come the other side and he's like oh what a surprise and then points at the thing and it's like lit up W and and he goes so he goes all right fine I'm GNA have to I'm GNA have to touch you and I was like yeah my bad and he go he goes all right he goes and then as he's like he's you know he goes

just so you're aware I have to inform you that I have to touch your bodic and and y y y and I was like that's fine like I don't care it's my fault and then the whole time he's like he's like like all right just buy a pair of slacks or shorts or something maybe you know just uh he guys I don't see judgmental yeah guys I don't see a whole lot of ladies around you there's no one to impress you had a good sense of humor every time I go through the airport um in America they have to pack me down you demand it yeah I going to say he insists you insist on it I demand you search me inside and out I'm going no further to sub man touches my buttock the only word the only time you ever hear the word buttock is at the airport now which is which is an odd turn of events that's

the uh that's the script I guess they got to follow that's probably the most unoffensive word for it I guess so true yeah oh and me it could get less offensive but I mean having a having someone gone I'm going to have to touch your bottom might just be weird got to touch your ass mate [Laughter] and just to close out that anecdote I uh I got in and it was stinking hot in the airport because I guess the air conditioning was on the fritz so I went and got changed into a pair of shorts in the bathroom which I and then came out in him and he was like are you [ __ ] serious he's like I I'm searching you again yeah where are the pants I was in a a smart house the other day shooting um a what house a Smart House a house that is is on the internet what the [ __ ] that

means you know you can you tell it to turn the lights on and you tell it to I don't know heat you up something in the microwave but uh I don't know clearly I don't know how it works all I know is that I said okay and action and this robotic voice said adding action to your shopping list that's amazing what's action yeah I found out later it was a it's a like a cleaning product oh so you kind of like you know what those Amazon um buttons I'm so getting one when they come to Australia oh I I kind of want one uh it it's do you know what this is Dan do you have these there it's like uh I forget what they're called Dash Amazon Dash it's a little device uh with it's just got a button on it and you go on Amazon and you go what is a thing that I buy all the time like say toilet paper and

they goes what brand of toilet paper do you like and you go this one and they send you it's a little thing with a just a button on it and then the logo of the toilet paper say and you go you put it in your bathroom and then if you're like I'm on toilet paper hit the button and it orders toilet paper wow so you have like dozens and dozens of these buttons all over your house in theory wow that's yeah it's kind of a more novelty than anything else and people have hacked them to do other things cuz it's just like a I guess it's a Bluetooth I guess it could also have just a picture of any anything on it right yeah because I mean after this thing ordered action after I [ __ ] called action I wanted to start ordering other stuff just so that this guy would have to explain why it was

arriving at his house you know what I mean order Penthouse Black Label Edition can you do that in Singapore probably can't actually there you go ordered police car all right we should discuss it discuss what Star Wars discuss Star Wars yes oh what of hold on hold on we can't discuss Star Wars news until we've played the Star Wars news [Music] [Music] jingle have you added harmonies to that or you just singing along there Matt I was just singing along right it was good and I just realized pain in the ass to match that up yeah you know you're going to have to you're going to have to base

this entire SN from that point yeah great well what I was referring to is director's Phil Lloyd and Christopher Miller have um they've parted ways yeah I've heard with each other not with each other they've parted ways not with with with Disney the hand solo spin-off movie yes I've heard different account to this I read like all at the same time it was like oh they've quit they got fired uh it was a mutual parting of ways it was not a mutual parting of ways like so do we know exactly what happened no nobody said exactly what happened but I think the moral of the story is don't [ __ ] with Kathy Kennedy yeah I did read see again all of this could be [ __ ] who knows but I did read an article that said that the major issue was that they

were not open to her suggestions and cuz they weren't suggestions yeah exactly yeah but it seems very very late into piece for this all to happen like they're already filming and there's 3 weeks left of filming yeah because I wanted to ask because I mean Dan you're the you'd be the best person to ask about this three weeks left right that's how many I mean how many weeks does it take to shoot a film well if there 3 weeks left of principal photography you've got all of your re-shoot and pickup still to go so you've probably just done your main unit stuff and especially with these tent pole movies uh there's usually a lot of stuff done in a second round okay so in theory they weren't that close to finished yeah in

in theory they're probably two3 of the way through shooting all right so there's a lot that you could still potentially Change Plus as an Effects movie like this it's really made in the edit so you know there's quite a lot that they could potentially still change here and we should say if you don't know uh the director stepping in is uh Ron Howard Y so the film's now going to be narrated by Ron Howard hopefully I so want it to be like an episode of AR rest of development on the next Star Wars don't worry chewy I've got a plan to get us out of this voice over he did not it was about this time H realized he had a bad feeling about this I have a bad feeling about this I'm I've going to out of worse scraps than this footage not

found yeah oh man I would watch that yeah I would also watch that well you know someone's going to make a cut of it I'm really I'm really looking forward to this movie because there's there's one thing that I just want to know and hopefully when the trailer drops we'll know then I want to know if Donald clover will have a mustache uh I can confirm that he does there's a there was a photo of him taken not on um not onset or anything like that but like around the time of filming he was seen with a mustache yeah I'm sure if you Googled Donald Glo Fu he rocks this stash too man I just found yeah oh yeah and man can I just say you grow a mustache bam instant Billy D Williams yeah you know what I mean I

like how if you type in Donald Glover mustache into Google image search the fourth image is Billy D Williams oh yeah yeah and then at some point there seems to be an image where they've merged Billy D Williams and Donald Glover using some kind of morphing tool so this one comes out next year isn't it yeah yeah they're doing that on off with the uh with the you know the Skywalker series what be called Skywalk yeah Skywalk Saga yeah hopefully I mean hopefully this is good I they did a lot of re-shoot and stuff for for Rogan but but what's his name was still involved but I guess with this they could really change quite a lot yeah like I guess at this point you know they might cut together what these guys already did Ron

Howard can kind of take a pen and paper and write what he thinks should be different and then go and yeah make make K Kathy Kennedy's movie and then Kathleen Kennedy will take her red pen and fix it right do you think maybe um these guys were going for too funny or too dark maybe they wanted yeah I'm thinking it must be too dark because because because Kathy Kennedy is all about [ __ ] family time right but I can't see these guys being dark like they did The Lego Movie in 21 Jump Street and stuff yeah I don't know maybe they just weren't into being told what to do I don't know like roneld I think can do good he's done a lot of big budget movies there no no way that they could have not been told what to do on The

Lego Movie yeah that's probably true you know what I mean but I will say this they wrote and directed Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs which if you haven't seen [ __ ] see it it's great I haven't seen it actually horrific I might go see that then yeah you don't not go see it where are you going to go to see it I'll go to the loung room and watch it just start hanging around some kids it'll come on eventually I'm not allowed to hang around [Laughter] kids speaking of movies uh I I saw this the other week to the Dan arroy [ __ ] yeah ripping what's his name um Kevin Fe is that his name or is that the Marvel

guy Paul Fe Paul fig I was getting confused I I don't know I just read Paul on the article yeah Kevin fig is the is the president of Marvel Studios uh not him no not him the director of the 2016 Ghostbusters uh box office and uh critical flop uh yeah danro has come out and said uh I told him it wasn't working I told him what to do to fix it he didn't listen and he's made a flop so yeah but he said they spent Millions on re-shoot that could have been saved yeah uh and he's come out and said quote he will not be let back on the Sony lot so got his own little personal Blacklist there yeah I think uh Sony later came out and

said he doesn't he he's opinion is his own we don't he doesn't talk for us yeah we don't publicly uh shame us uh directors but they didn't deny it I don't think no I mean they didn't come out and go it's a great movie no you're all wrong if you don't think so like Tom Cruz has done that movie that movie lost money didn't it uh yeah you guys see that Tom Cruz has come out and said that if you uh if you didn't like the mummy you just don't understand its complexities why people do this like just get over it people didn't like it pretending that you're like some [ __ ] tortured genius that no one

understands it's the mummy and and people did like it we've got listeners who liked it and that's fine I prob like it now I'm I'm going to go and watch it yeah yeah I I probably will like it now now that I've I've I feel like once my expectations are set I can I can enjoy things for what they are yeah I I I tend to agree yeah I mean I'm going to skip the new Transformers because apparently it's an abortion oh man I I watched the trailer of that the other day at the cinema when I was watching Wonder Woman um so this was just before I started contemplating suicide um but just a boredom just bored suicide you know but yeah I got to say I wish we were in a position where we could all watch this Transformers movie together yeah that would make it worth it because this

looks so terrible and then just when you think is this the worst movie ever made [ __ ] Anthony Hopkins wanders in like what the [ __ ] is Sir Anthony Hopkins doing days I'll appear in anything in the shitest Transformers movie I'm just here to tell you all about the bamal mind H um is Optimus Prime now bad he becomes bad in this I think yeah is there a way we can we can do like commentary tracks together cuz I would love to do that with you guys my God yes that's a great idea I think there is I think through Google hangouts we can set it up that we watch the same thing okay or we could just all press play at the same time

yeah there's that too let's look into it because that would be fun yeah listeners if you think that's a good idea podcast at multipl nerdgasm tocom M nerdgasm on Twitter or multiple nerdgasm on all of the other social media platforms yeah let us know what you'd like us to watch yeah okay that' be that' be super fun um and while we're talking about how you can find we turn it into a drinking game as well why watching a movie with you is a drinking game being friends with Luke is a drinking game yeah exactly while we're talking about how you can find us if you want to support us as well you can go to multip nerdgasm doccom merch check out some of the awesome stuff on tubl uh through our merch store if you go through that link

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want to do you want to give a little message and then this is going to be a disaster by the way because oh yeah because we're on Skype we can barely hear each other yeah exactly in fact it's going to sound perfectly normal on the on the track that comes out but we all said that at exactly the same time so that's right go I fixed all of this [ __ ] in post but uh yeah so what do you want Luke do you want to do a little uh a little message and then we can all jump into trying to [ __ ] sing okay well alist the Sarah mhm um I'll start again listen Sarah gave us $2 and she wants us to sing this is perfect happy birthday to Dylan cuz it's his birthday this week

and because we will do anything for $2 uh yep I think we should wish Dylan a very happy birthday yep uh now none of us as singers uh Matt can sing okay Luke I don't remember ever hearing you sing I cannot sing for the life of me no and I try to avoid singing uh in public uh whenever I can avoid it but uh Dylan this is for you matey birth oh man no I'm cutting this right now okay here's the note okay and I'm going to that's it and I'm going to count us in 3 2 1 and happy birth no God you [ __ ]

again I'm sorry I'm really bad at this we can do this okay all right everyone don't listen to what anyone else is doing tell you what Luke why don't you start us off okay one two three happy birthday to you it's the delay it's [ __ ] with me you just have to just through just it okay I'm putting myself on mute okay no not mute I'm putting myself on silence mute I'm I'm blocking you two on mute okay yep on three Luke give us the note again I don't know any notes it's going to be a surprise to him as well let's just Wing It 1 2 3 happy birthday to

you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Happy Birthday to You hip hiip hooray hip hiip hooray hipip hooray you better [ __ ] appreciate that Dylan oh ter that was embarrassing that was terrible I'm home alone and I was embarrassed singing that out loud you know they don't do hip Hipp in America no they don't do it here either and they clap while they sing happy birthday here really not when we do it they don't no one claps awkward silence afterwards and sorry I may have confused you when I said Bob instead of

Dylan as in Bob Dylan the folk singer y gotcha okay I have no followup questions all right well that was wonderful yeah I don't think anyone's going to ask us to sing ever again no probably not I don't know there could be a certain amount of Sharden Freer going on do you know what I mean people could see just how uncomfortable we were uh and they could make us do that again and again yeah oh God and and you know what please do like if this inspires you to to to head over to patreon Chuck us a couple of bucks to make us do something stupid like please do yeah and I hope this uh this illustrates that we will do it yeah you know you kick in on a certain

tier and uh and we deliver and another thing you can do is send in some some news or something you want us to talk about and one listener has done that this week again actually you know what we've got uh a couple of listener submitted things this week MH say listen again Matt listener M okay just checking why what did you think I said I think you put an A in there that wasn't meant to be there but listener um we've got a couple of listener can submitted things this week mhm uh this is a bit of a bit of Dick news and okay then uh play the jingle play the jingle dick dick news oh and actually before I begin that

we were at trivia the other night and a certain song came on and Jenna and I started singing the dick news jingle to it and then a couple of other people like to get away that one to get away it was to fly away exactly and uh and a couple other people were like oh it's dick news so that was nice I I would love it if eventually the dick news jingle was more popular wellknown and recognizable than uh than that like club and Lenny kraits came on and every wants to get away you know what if if that happened I could I could literally just [ __ ] hang up my hat you know I would have I would have no

more Ambitions left to fulfill yeah yeah absolutely I mean I wouldn't know about it because I I don't go to clubs but not me though maybe like a some kind a brewery or something yeah yeah or I just read about it on some Forum someone will let me know yeah yeah so this uh this dick news uh and it was can you guess who sent this in because uh we get we got a lot of dick news we certainly have a dick news fan yeah that's right cognac Legion uh has sent in some dick news again and uh and this this is [ __ ] disturbing because you're talking about the uh well I mean this is not just dick news right this is horse dick news that's right but I mean don't don't let that fool you I mean this could happen

to anyone I assume uhhuh uhhuh oh God I don't want even think about this happening to me so a horse uh this is this happened in Australia I believe yeah yeah uh a horse had what is known as a urethal bean yeah in Queensland Bean is very misleading too yeah more like a avocado yeah ureal avocado a 300 G ball of Gunk and I hate that word Gunk you hate Gunk well I I don't hate it as much as the actual actual description of what it is it's a ball of smegma mhm that's a word I hate yeah smma gross it's it's as disgusting a word as I imagine the substance is yeah and then do you know

what else makes me laugh is this is the description of how they found this it was just a routine examination the horse had been sedated to have its teeth checked and uh and we just found this in its dick in other words can you come and clean my horse's teeth yeah no worries yeah we found what were you looking at a dick might might touch the dick for a little bit though sorry what you know the the teeth are at the complete opposite end of the horse to the dick what were you even doing back there oh you know I'm just seeing if there was any teeth back there just checking just but no apparently they were specifically checking to see if it had one of these things so I guess maybe this is common in horses for some reason uh but it's the size of a

mandarin which uh I mean horses have big dicks from what I from what I know of horses so it's not you know it's not the I'm just interjecting here to say a little message to Jenna Jenna if we ever go back to having quotes in the opening title sequence can you please make that Matt's quote please do you know what would make her really mad it I said because we've named too many episodes something dick or dick too many the word dick appears in too many episodes and I've been told no more episodes named after dicks So and I've told the other week I said um just offand because I edited and everything like that and I was like yeah just finished the episode It's called ghost dick and she gave me this look like are you [ __ ] serious

but I noticed it came out with a slightly different uh name right it's yeah it's not it wasn't called ghost sticker or anything like that oh yeah there was one the other week where it I notic it got changed in the last minute yeah no no no yeah I did I I try not to do that anymore so this episode's obviously going to be called horse dick yeah of course you know the um but one word so it's not off's called smma oh no do not do that if you go if you Google multiple nerdgasm and the word dick quite quite a lot comes up I'll say that you know I mean you know not so clever dick that's a name of a podcast that's not so bad that's not so bad then you've got T dildonic you know but then you've got this one 131 I don't even remember what this is in reference to 131 is

named Peter Cushing deserves a big dick now I know that's 100 episodes ago which is like what two years ago but still what the [ __ ] were we talking about well I have to listen does he deserve to have a big dick or does he deserve to be [ __ ] by a big dick I guess well have there's only one way to find out and that's to listen yeah so let us know podcast a multiple nasm.com if you if you remember why we said that I don't remember what we said in the last week's episode little something we said two years ago yeah yeah I know Luke was probably drunk at the time mhm it's where our best com our best content comes from that's right yep so yes so they extracted a giant thing from uh from this horse's penis and uh and then you know it's uh it's not

pretty but uh no the horse is fine now thankfully but uh just yeah did they say how they got it out uh h no not specifically no I assume it's just like kind of squeezing icing out of one of those things that you I with you know you just keep putting pressure up out the end I like the uh I love the photo of the vet where she's got like thumbs up she's so proud of herself I know I mean like that's fair cuz I'm sure it was you know it was a good catch and it was a complicated thing but it just seems funny like look what I got the horse looks pissed off how can you tell I know do you guys want to hear a quote from the actual veteranarian please pulling something this size out

of a penis can be quite ouchy so I don't know if that's the medical term but it's the [ __ ] understatement of the century so yeah it's a that's dick news so yeah just uh listeners check your dick just uh look before we uh before we move on from dick news uh there's some uh some sex toy news and some uh some some virtual sex news that I think we could kind of all cram into this segment right now the umbrell of Dick news should I play the sex toy news jingle yeah I think you should do you do when you need a new toy to put inside of you you listen to sex to news SE

news so uh there's a Bubba du dildo special effects artist in Los Angeles uh working under the pseudonym Bly Billy Ray Gun has designed this uh dishwasher safe uh oh my God sex toy uh he's got a kickstarted goal of $155,000 to start Mass producing the Bubba do dildo that's terrifying uh we talked the other week about uh how the bbba accidentally became a a gay icon I don't know if you heard that Dan did you hear that news no what did you guys talk about it I every podcast we didn't talk about we didn't talk about the dild we talked probably skipped in because I haven't actually

seen the Bubba dog oh all right well no just Netflix accidentally somebody at Netflix included the Bubba du in in the category for LGBT films right like at the top and everyone was like why and so now everyone we're assuming that the Bubba du is is gay oh that's great I try I'm still going to watch it and find out exactly how it came about I Luke's Luke's supposed to report I will report in next week okay it's not just going to be one of those who just happens to be gay kind of things right no it's probably someone just made a mistake but I will I will find out for us that's right you remember when they they made a big deal about how Sulu was going to be ging Star Trek and then you watch it and it's just like incidental and he just is and it's like [ __ ] that was why even

mention it I think it fitted in with the plot yeah exactly it it but it was irrelevant also like it was just just happened that he was it's just stupid publicity grab but I'm looking the Bubba dong dildo I don't think it's going to be made the Bubba dong D if they haven't called this the Bubba dong they're really missing out on a marketing gimmick oh it is called the Bubba dong I'm sorry Luke I'm sorry I also I think there's going to be a new bod mcboat face [ __ ] hit out there I thought I got that one out well no you did but it's just such a funny word and I love hearing you say say it a bu say it a few times for me Luke be the bubong

dildo oh you're GNA get auto tuned but yeah it's only it's ineg go it's at it's got a month left but it's only got $352 raised of it $155,000 goal and I'm not backing it should I see the Baba mat yeah you seen it yeah you like it yeah yeah Luke supposed to watch it too yeah I didn't realize you hadn't seen it either yeah I haven't actually yeah it's a good movie yeah all right I'll check it out it's very good and uh and then you can uh check out the bbba dong afterwards yeah check it out so um in other news related to dicks and dildos although not necessarily um Snapchat are uh apparently uh transitioning uh their app into something that can be used for

sex which I know we've discussed on this podcast was kind of what they launched as and became this kind of friendly thing and then uh Instagram and Facebook and other existing properties brought out the exact same functions that it has but uh Snapchat are now pivoting uh to use augmented reality to improve your sex life uh by using the Snapchat faces filters to uh change the face of the person you're having sex with to someone you prefer to have sex with I don't think that would help anyone's sex life yeah it seems like that would be a problem yeah like sorry I do want to have sex but I don't want to look at you so if you could just stay here while I put my phot over your

face and pretend I'm [ __ ] someone else but this also seems like a weird thing cuz I just got rid of the whole you can't publicly share nudity or anything so we Weirs now to link itself back to sex yeah I don't think they were trying to distance themselves from sex but I think they were just trying to distance themselves from public access to to sexy [ __ ] like you remember that lawsuit against them because that woman was complaining that her 12-year-old son saw something they shouldn't yeah you're allow to direct message people I think it's not allowed to post it on your story well let me check let me just send you to a picture of my dick and you tell me if it gets censored or not here you go hold on

yeah grab my phone yeah you go uh getting ready for screenshots pull up a picture of Dan's dick hold on I'm sending you a new one you'll need to unlock your iPhone first don't [ __ ] tell me what to do okay there's the dick okay I'm refreshing furiously refreshing is a is a euphemism there we go wow I mean it is it is blurry but uh MH I mean for a I know your dick is just blurry yeah yeah oh was that Snapchat censoring it yeah exactly who knows okay so it's the mystery still out there use users listeners that was weird I can anyone on heroin think that might have been a a Freudian penis I mean slip um listen of

Dan's dick yeah yeah you don't experience my dick you you use it and it uses you uh listeners send uh us some dicks [ __ ] 4 at Snapchat is the official uh that's where you send dick Snapchat yeah for dick pics of this uh of this podcast send as many dicks as you can uh so that we can compare as many as you can fit I get a few every now and again and then I'll be nothing and then every now and again I'll get like five in a row you well you actually get dick pics sounds like my sex live all right cool well I take screenshots except I don't know how to take screenshots on my phone yeah get a [ __ ] iPhone mate just get

a [ __ ] iPhone never I had one I'm never going back my phone works except for screenshots I want to hear about your racial faux but we can do that after oh God no no no let's let's talk about that now play the jingle and I'll I'll go into detail all [Music] right now you claim here that this is the worst one well you tell me you tell me uh this is not something I said uh so much as something I did right right uh and what I did in a nutshell uh was force feed a Muslim during Ramadan their fasting holiday m that's more of a religious

fuxa than a racist one but did they point out that they were Muslim and it was and they weren't able to eat before you fored them in my defense I did not know she was a Muslim and I did not know it was Ramadan uh she didn't Point either of those out to me she just kept yelling stop it uh so what this sounds worse what were you feeding her Dan no you know when you look to her credit she didn't swallow any of it so in the eyes of Allah she kept her mouth shut pretty damn tight right so so sorry how in what context did this occur you know when you're like eat the cake [ __ ] eat the cake oh like a birthday thing yeah it was a

wedding cake at a fake wedding oh oh and and everyone was having a slice and she wasn't having a slice and I was like no I'm not not having that everyone gets a [ __ ] piece of cake she didn't want a piece of cake I found out later because she was a Muslim fasting for Ramadan see I get caught up with this at work every now and again as well where I'll offer I'll offer people food and they'll just say no sorry I can't and I'll say for whatever reason I go okay then I won't I'll stop trying to feed you right that's all she had to do what are you saying man you sounded pretty [ __ ] judgy no no she could have she could have clarified on that and you probably would have left her alone yeah prob I would have hoped so just being told no wasn't enough

perhaps being told no for religious reasons might have tipped me over the edge no but I I know a lot of people will say no when they're offered cake the first time yeah exactly that's true that's true generally I'll be like oh no I shouldn't and then I start eating it anyway yeah and then I'll be like [ __ ] have the cake man have the [ __ ] cake and I'll be shoving it in your mouth and you be like okay fine I'll just eat the cake seeing as it's already in my mouth might as well just swallow it I don't eat cake yeah no J doesn't like cake either I like some cakes I like some cakes a lot and I like other cakes not so much no it just means more cake for Matt and Han I've noticed though if uh if you don't want to

drink people will force you to drink unless you say one little thing right if you say the phrase I don't drink people will just force feed your alcohol if you add the words anymore onto the end of that sentence everyone just nods and goes real quiet yeah and then they imagine what you did that's right yeah that you have had to just stop yeah and then you go from like it's like just that extra word like you say I don't drink and they're like what a [ __ ] and if I don't drink anymore what a [ __ ] badass yeah that's right yeah yeah you know and then you get a pat on the shoulder and some guy will just go one day at a time one day at a

time yeah that might be me one day not drinking [ __ ] off it's going to be on your [ __ ] headstone he doesn't drink anymore but it's not always there someone has to go in and carve it in like at some point in the future yeah yeah cuz Luke's ghost comes and erases it yeah yeah so um Matt we have a triple tag lines of Terror this week we have a very special triple tag lines of Terror it is a User submitted triple tag lines of Terror well that's awesome for a number of reasons number one is because we haven't had one of these in a long time and I [ __ ] missed this [ __ ] yeah this was submitted by Darcy and the uh the magic of it is I can play as well because I don't know what the answers

are so Darcy has to ring in and tell us no I can I can C I have link well as I understand it's like a game of cludo hopefully this works what he's done is he's sent through uh sent through the questions and then I think the the link here will tell us what the answer is that's very well thought out Dary yeah well let's give it a go hopefully this will work I'll play the jingle uh this is one of my favorite Jingles actually we don't get to use it that often anymore I have to start doing these again [Music] triple that's one of the few uh Jingles where Dave just screamed something but it actually worked yeah that's right I've never participated in this before I

always run so this is going to be fun you're either going to be really good at it then or really bad at it there's well the the beauty of this game is it's pretty much random unless you've seen the film mhm so yeah it's uh it's yeah there's no way to know this really unless you've seen the poster or whatever so the way it works is uh I'm going to name a film and then I'm going to give three potential taglines for the film and we have to guess which is the correct tagline for that film and I believe as a as a little twist uh these are all Australian films oh so that's you remember when we used to do segments like this remember when we used to have the time during the week to like think up and execute this kind of stuff yeah I can't imagine having

that kind of time anymore when we all used to live in the same country yeah that's true we did we did all right so the first film is Arctic blast is the tagline for Arctic blast hell is about to freeze over mhm mhm mhm is it -70° and dropping or is it you've just been given the cold shoulder o I'm going to go with the first one okay no second one no third I'm going my First Choice first one okay is you going with the first one luk

yep I I might go with the second one I I was hoping that one would kind of tie into the word blast none of them none of them really did so I I'm going to go with number two well in that case I'll go number three just to you know get some good coverage Luke if Matt gets this we'll know it's rigged y all right so I'm going to click on this link here and uh hopefully this is going to tell me the answer he could he could just Google for the poster yeah Arctic blast there you go okay uh who picked B that be me Dan Dan is correct hey is B I picked it first though but I live yeah but then you

undid it I think you better you better read it out again cuz the list and and possibly us as well have already forgotten what that was Arctic blast the the tagline for Arctic blast is minus 70° and dropping when a solar eclipse sends a colossal blast of super chilled air towards Earth it then sets not sure that's how an eclipse works but go on it then sets up a catastrophic chain of events that threatens to engulf the world in ice and begin a new Ice Age oh okay technically we actually still in an ice age but that's fine hm sounds like a good movie this this film stars a lot of people I don't recognize yeah haven't seen the film Matt well and it was filmed in uh in Tasmania oh okay have you ever been to Tasmania I have not no

well that's why you don't know those people I think Tasmania looks nice though it looks like a nice place I've been there it's very cold I imagine Tasmania to be like a slightly larger camra um no smaller all right okay no no it's more there's more like rainforest or rainforest like I don't know forests and jungles and stuff the bush the bush the you mean not Bush it's not what do you mean it's not Bush there's trees and stuff yeah that's the bush that's not the bush in Australia that's called the bush I think he's right I think he's right don't live in Australia neither does Matt and you do but I don't I still don't

think see I would have called that the bush I'd call the Bush the second you get out in this like scrub and where where you if you can't tempt fate in the undergrowth yeah in Tasmania they have Tasmanian tigers they had I wish they had T they're still out there [ __ ] I I know I really hope they are like like no no joke here I [ __ ] hope they are and I think about it so often like like way more often than than I should care about but I do I just want there to be thos scenes really don't think there are though no I don't think there are either all right film two this this is a film I'm familiar with uh it's called Black Sheep

oh I think it's a New Zealand film oh I know this movie mie I haven't seen it though it's a great movie I'm afraid our familiarity with this is going to make this easier looking at him but we'll see okay is the tagline for Black Sheep it's going to be a bad night if it's not that that's that's a great one is it yes sir yes sir three blood bags full oh it's a good tagline that is or is it there are 40 million sheep in New Zealand and they're pissed off well from memory I think it might be that one yeah all right so you're going to go with C I'm going to go with the first

one quite honestly the first two were better than that one uh yeah but I'm still going to guess the third one nonetheless all right I'm going to do that too and let's have a look yeah we are correct so sorry Luke so that's uh that's a point for Dan and a point for me so I'm sitting comfortably on two Matt's trailing behind by just one and Luke is sitting on a cool zero yes that's right an experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into bloodthirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand Farm in Black Sheep the 2006 horror comedy uh third film Razer back oh now I have seen Razer back kill

a pig that's right direct directed by Russell Malai the director of Highlander oh awesome and if you haven't seen this film Matt [ __ ] see it all right I will but I don't know what the tagline is I saw this movie when I was very young really would 10 no I would have been even younger like eight well it's it's a it's mid 80s right like early to mid 80s from memory so you saw it when it first came out Luke yep nice haven't seen it since 25 or something all right is the tagline for Razer back now it's your turn to squeal Raz back or Deliverance is it a new breed of

Terror or is it this one's my favorite are you going to finish that because it wants to finish you that's awesome H that could also be a movie about a hamburger that eats people I want it to be the first one but I think it's the second one all right so Luke's going to go with B uh what mat I've already forgotten what the first and second ones are the first one was now it's your turn to squeal and the second one was a new breed of Terror oh yeah I think it might be number two as well I'm doubling down with Luke all right I'm going to go with number one just just cuz mhm not no F if we all pick the same one so Razer back let's have a look have a look let's have a look a new breed of Terror ah yeah yes I finally

got one so all right and sorry just going to update the scores three one all right all right Dan's winning yeah the final film is a worth double points I've seen and enjoyed are are you okay with that Dan sure all right this one's worth double points it's an evolving game triple tag lines of Terror much like the AFL change the rules up every season the fourth film Undead a film that I've seen and enjoyed but I don't recall the tagline for it neither do I but I do I do remember when that film came out I don't think I've seen this one it's a it's a fun film it is is zombies and an alien yeah it's a bit weird but fun yeah is the tagline for Undead crazy has come

to town for a visit is it survival isn't just for the living or is it Mar Marge the brains are ear i' said I said ear because it's got a little apostrophe but like the brains are here not ear like you listen I've seen this film and I and I can't remember enough of the plot to know which one of those three it is but I don't know either I'm going to go for the third one because that's just great um I just remembered that there's a scene in this movie MH where the zombie like the zombie fish attack a fisherman in a boat right do you remember that no oh man I'm going to go to first one I remember there's a scene where aliens come and most of them have got this like covering or something

and one doesn't and then they're like dude you you're out here naked he's like un who I am yeah it's a good movie yeah um I'm gonna go with so Dan's gone C Luke's gone a I'm going to go B I guess just for the coverage and the answer is hopefully on the IMDb page Undead the answer is crazy has come to town oh for a visit double points for Luke yes so I'm equal first you're tie with me wow yeah there we go and uh Dary we need a tiebreaker the uh the synopsis acquaint Australian fishing Village is overcome by meteorites that turn its residents into the ravenous Undead leaving a small

group of those unarmed to find a way out of those unharmed unharmed [ __ ] me leaving a small group of those unharmed to find a way out sorry for butchering that synopsis all right so jeez yeah okay we need like a tiebreaker you know what I don't know why I just this just popped into my head but when you said Undead for a moment I thought you were talking about another Australian horror film whose name doesn't have anything to do with Undead but have you seen the movie cut yes that's the one with it's got Kye man in it oh it does I think she's only in one scene but yeah that is that is the movie basically so they could put her in the trailer and people would go and see it you know what I'm trying to remember

it's got a bunch of soap stars in it basically the girl the the the monster his catchphrase is now you die that's right yeah because uh great stuff oh Molly Ringwald is in it oh yeah yes Kye monog oh Jessica napia that's who I was thinking of Yeah Yeah from Echo Point yeah uh and I don't want to I don't want to spoil anything uh because it's a good movie you should see it but uh you know it's it has been 17 years since this came out so that's well that's well past Luke's uh two we uh cooling off period the uh the monster it ends up being being the film itself oh I remember that now right yeah

[ __ ] I don't remember it at all I'll be honest I know I've seen it well that's triple tag lines of Terror um Luke and Dan are tied so I guess we'll have to have to resolve this at a later date yeah Darcy to uh you need to weigh in buddy I don't have a I don't have a tiebreaker at this point I mean you know if if Luke hadn't have quickly jumped in there with the double or nothing then you know it wouldn't be a tiebreaker I just want to put that out there you know I just want to make that perfectly clear everyone agreed to the rule yeah no no we did we did so that being said now it's a tie when we were in La we were walking to we decided it would be a good idea to walk to the convention center if we could it was not a good idea because it was very hot and

it was way further than we thought um we were walking along and there was a gentleman sat on a bench minding his own business until we got close and then he looked up like jumped up at us and said uh said do you want to see a bum bum do you want to see a bum bum and uh you said yes I said no thanks we're good and then he was like come on come on want to see my poopies want to see my pee pee want to see my poopies and uh at which point we we started to walk a bit faster and he kind of just followed us down the road a bit yelling just trying to get us to look at his butt I guess I don't really know what his end game was why didn't he just a look you know what it's one of those

you know you look back and you think if only I had if only I'd just you know if only I had just looked but Luke we all know when you were in America you saw some dicks right don't don't try to force dicks onto m when when dicks are presented you just go with it why saw a dick when we were in New York that same trip um she saw it and you didn't well she saw more than I did she was just standing on the right at the right angle uh when a when a man was making love to a fire hydrant oh I like how it's making love to it yeah you know sweet yeah there was nothing weird or disgusting about it he was a

tender attentive lover to that hydrant M yeah that's what you want to see when you see people having sex on the street yeah you want that connection to be there oh he was connected to it all right by the dick can you dock with a fire hydrant yeah you can Matt you can just ask away that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time