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[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy I've got some terrible news that makes me bit upset to being Australian okay let's uh let's hear it I think it's all you're going to be upset about it too um Australia is planning on killing stanlee oh oh I mean if you want Stanley dead you pretty much just have to sit on your hands and wait it's not going to be long but what what's going on supernova is bringing him back to Australia and I'm so he can't survive these trips he barely survived the last time Y and I really thought that was

going to be his like I finally made it to Australia here I go this is it bye yeah come and see me now if you ever wanted to see me yep but no he's coming back to do Supernova Adelaide and supernova brisban and I'm no that's kind of cool he's not doing Supernova Sydney he's like no I've been there yeah he's been there yeah and cuz Supernova cuz they sort of do the supern they sort of do two at a time right so they can sort of have the guests fly out for a couple of weeks and do a couple of cities so it's Adelaide and Brisbane and I think it's Melbourne and Sydney at the same time okay or Melbourne and Perth I don't know one of those things Perth do you really think they'd fill an auditorium in Perth well I'm sure they've got some small auditoriums there you know that

there's a lot of singaporeans in Perth yeah because Perth is pretty much due south of Singapore so if singaporeans are going to go to Australia that's where they go and when I talk to people and say that I'm Australian here and they say oh I've been to Australia I've been to Perth I'm like you have not been to Australia you've been to Perth yeah Perth doesn't count no I haven't been to one since we saw Stanley I haven't either that was the last one I went to as well it was great to see but it was also a bit sad I think it's sad when you see any of those kind of older icons because it just reminds you that the people that used to be young and cool just just get old and frail I think I think it was the same way when Matt was describing Christopher Lloyd oh yeah that was that

was bad as well yeah and I just didn't want to hear it just didn't want to hear that Doc Brown was actually turned into essentially a real life Doc Brown crazy old man but this is how they make money yeah but he doesn't need money you would think not at this stage of his life he doesn't really need lots more money I don't know man because like if the goal of your like the middle of your life is to like save for your retirement years then I'm [ __ ] oh yeah I'm screwed I got nothing I have zero dollars put away most likely we're not going to be famous enough to be able to go and get people to pay us to sign stuff mhm yeah yeah that that is that is a very big possibility although you know maybe maybe this podcast just hasn't quite reached the Tipping Point yet to tip us

over from just you know Zed grade celebrities on the internet to uh mainstream household name me stars yeah any day now can I tell you something I was in um I was in the Philippines earlier in the year right and I was at this this big concert where they had all of these really really famous Filipino people none of which I'd ever heard of right yeah so I I was chatting with this with this guy his name was uh Christian right okay fine come back and and and one of the girls in my team was like oh my God I can't believe you just spoke to Christian Batista and I said oh is he a is he a star is he and uh and she's like are you kidding I'm like oh okay so he's like what a mega star she's like no no no he's not a mega star he's a superstar and I said oh okay we're arguing

semantics now yeah and she's like no no no no no and it turns out Luke that in the Philippines there are specific terms for how famous you are right oh yeah so it goes from from the bottom up there's star superstar Mega star and Then star For All Seasons That's the highest and that is the official ranking okay cuz I know we marar goes like Z list and b list and all that stuff but it's not they're still just famous like yeah that's right there's no there's no official categorization but people like celebrate when you move up from Superstar to meast Star and if you manage to go from Mega star to star For All Seasons then you've really made it who decides that though I don't know I need to look into this more clearly it sounds like there has to be

like a committee that goes okay there now cuz it be very official and there should be a celebration for if you become star of all seasons and I think if you've become a star of All Seasons it means you're famous forever you know like you don't have to still be in the TV show that made you famous anymore you're just famous so that that's what we need to aim for is it yeah it is St For All Seasons although speaking on aiming for Success right mhm in the last two podcasts fairly coincidentally both weeks has come up that we have looked up some celebrities net worth online right yes the first one was Gerald Schulz and we only stumbled across that because when you Google Gerald Schulz Gerald Schulz net worth is the first thing that comes up right followed by Gerald

schulz's height and then last week you and Matt looked somebody up right can you remember who but there was someone you looked up someone anywh who I discovered during the week that when you type my name into celebritynetworth.com I come up with results okay before I ask how much I'm going to ask is it accurate that's okay so for starters the first thing you would assume if you type your own name you're not going to come up at all yeah you assume it's not going to come up at all then when it comes up you assume oh this is my just be some other Daniel Miller with my name right but no there's a bio of me and there's a list of my credits right so it is me then you scroll down to the actual number and I've got to say although it's not a huge

number it's certainly not [ __ ] accurate because I have as I've said earlier in this podcast zero [ __ ] dollars right now what did I cuz I've just gotten search I found you now Y for the world cuz it's already on the it's $300,000 yeah why net worth is $300,000 is this what um they think you have in the bank what you think you could make someone or what they could sell you for on the black market that's a good point cuz I'm not sure cuz it's certainly not what I have in the bank right or or their their little spies are just absolutely [ __ ] house at their jobs right because even if you did have that in the bank that's the worst place to have money the bank the bank maybe not the worst you know buried on a desert island you want it in property you want

it in property well you want something that you can make money off and also sell yeah correct that's what I think anyway I have no money no money no now I guess it must be what they think you might potentially get paid for something but the most I've ever been paid is much closer to the $0 Mark than the $300,000 Mark yeah I don't know I think it's cuz that they don't really say how they come to this figure no oh I can write a comment is Daniel James Miller's Network worth deserved oh no no no it is not I tell you look my actual net worth is deserved don't you worry about that no but I like you know I like to think that there's some guy there who's who's going down the list making this site it's like okay Daniel Miller yeah okay right he's he's done this and this

and this not not terribly much okay well we'll put him on the side anyway [ __ ] it how much is he worth oh yeah oh I'd pay him 300 Grand like how do I catch this in like how do I monetize this you know what I mean yes walk you go what maybe you go to the site and you go I'm here to collect my 300,000 like can I cash this site in can I be like okay give me the 300,000 and take me down off the site yeah like here's my receipt cuz I know with like other things they can well no you can't you can work out because even if you know some how much someone's making for a show like The Big Bang guys getting what a million dollars an episode so you can go Yep they're worth $26 million a year or whatever yeah yeah but that's just

how much they paid it's not how much they're worth yeah that's right and actually I've gotten to know some celebrities recently that that sounds like such a name drop but it's no you haven't said their names so you're not name yeah no no but like these guys the money they get paid for the shows they're in is a fraction of their net worth because they make most of their money by far on endorsements yep so you know they'll be a brand ambassador to some kind of uh you know running shoe or endorsements or they get money just to go to a party to make an appearance and not only that if you're a celebrity you don't pay for anything right so as as soon as you're well known Brands just want you to be seen with their brand and they send you [ __ ] for free well even if

you look at the Oscars everybody goes to Oscars gets a gift bag worth thousands of dollars yep yep yep and you can guarantee that the cloth they're wearing is given to them by the designers so that if they're asked they say oh yeah I'm wearing a uh Hugo Boss yeah well it's not even Hugo Boss it's by some celebrity designer that no one can afford anyway yeah I'm wearing Kanye I'm wearing all Kan when we get super famous I'm not going to be one of these people to ask for like $200,000 to attend the party mhm all I'm going to ask is you pick me up yeah you drive me home Y and drinks are on you y yeah that's fair that's fair that's that's it okay well let's let's not wait until you get rich and famous for that to be a

thing listeners Luke is available for appearances at public events and private parties his fee is waved providing you pick him up drop him home and drinks and I think food too food and drinks yeah yeah it shouldn't just be drinks food and drinks are on you so for that Luke will shmoo with your guests uh he'll entertain photo photo opportunities um I'm a great hugger he is so free hugs for anybody who comes up right I mean because that's something you you do in your daily life anyway yeah yeah see and I bet you any other celebrity that you're paying half a million dollar for they're not going to be hugging everyone yeah that's true that's very true dby okay I'm here now I'm going to stand in this Fen off area please don't come near me okay so let me

put this to you um cuz at a publicity event uh at we've discussed on this podcast before Taylor Swift was hugged uh around the buttocks mhm um and then obviously sued him uh for $1 are you going to sue people if while hugging you their hands get a little wandery how wandery are we talking same as Taylor got if someone gives you your buttocks a little squeeze now are they doing the thing where like if I'm wearing my Kilt where they go up the Kilt do we know if Taylor's butt squeeze was under the skirt or above the skirt says it was it was under yeah she's saying it was under and that's why he got fired under the skirt for a dollar with Taylor [ __ ] me well she didn't want she didn't want anything to do with it she was just annoyed because she he he was suing her

for him losing his job yeah so she was just like go away but yeah like cuz if it was over if it was like over the dress to me that's that does happen women just got to [ __ ] cop that [ __ ] well no that happens to me as well okay y if I'm having a photo with someone who's shorter and they put their hand around me okay yeah it can be that their hand might be a little lower and it does sit there well I'm a little shorter than you and we've had many many photos taken together say is that what you're saying is that your ass I've been grabbing okay it's quite nice it's quite nice but no I'm not condoning it and you should never ever do that people you should not touch people without their permission okay so at the parties that you're going to be making the public

appearance is at if the hand slips down to the ass on the outside on theide that's that's tolerable you're going to tolerate that that's fine that that's fine for me like I'm very easygo goinging but if it if the hand continues down all the way to the knee where the bottom of the Kilt is and then slips inside and continues all the way back up to the ass then it's a dollar fine you can't charge more than a dollar you can't find that's Taylor Swift she has set the bar there yeah president has been set yeah she's ruined it for everyone yeah or she's made it great for some disgusting people yeah yeah yeah well time will tell I have a question for you go for it I'm going to packs in

the end of the month nice Which packs packs Australia P course yeah now I've got two tickets oh yeah two three-day passes that I can give to people oh how did you acquire extra tickets I brought them yep so I paid the money yep but then I also managed to get tickets to go right just cuz packs love you cuz we're going to go down there representing mile orgasm y see what did I say man [ __ ] celebrities get [ __ ] for free listeners I just want to come out and say like we're we're we're making a lot of jokes we we really don't think we're celebrities no we know we're not that's actually why I purchased the tickets cuz I didn't expect to get anything yeah yeah I think I can like return it and get a refund but I'd prefer to give it

to one of our listeners sure so especially if it's in Melbourne if they live in Melbourne it' probably be easier to do yep yep or if they live anywhere in Australia but they're they're going to be down in Melbourne for that weekend or they're willing to go down there anyway knowing that there's a couple of complimentary packs passes email us at podcast at mul orgasm mh.com Y and just say where you're going to if confirm you're going to be there and tell me why you think you should get the tickets okay is this like the most deserving will win or is this the most imaginative answer will win or is it the hottest chicks will win because there's always that be the hottest chicks no no no it won't be the hottest chicks okay it could be the

hottest chicks depending on I don't know what should the criteria be hottest chicks with the most imaginative it's like the Miss Universe you get points for just looking good and you get points for what what you say as well but no I want this open to everyone so male female um okay so send in a bikini pick and just you might as well right male or female bikini pick get sent in podcast at multim orgasm.com and a little short explanation we don't want to be reading essays here people so maybe just 50 words or less yeah cuz yeah I have a hard time reading so yeah if it's too long it'll take me too long to read I'll get confused so yeah yeah essay not the way to go there's a cat trying to get your attention isn't there yes Hannah's asleep and so they're

hassling me nice nice what do they want food what no just attention they just want attention yeah yep man that's a species we have ruined isn't it well we haven't ruined they've they've got the best lives in the world yeah it's true but imagine humans went away what are they going to be doing in the wild now oh love me m run my belly well they don't even like a cat like any other animal you can train yeah a cat no yeah I read a I read a really interesting article that said that dogs have been domesticated but cats have been tamed yes that the cats aren't actually domestic they don't actually rely on you for anything if you went away they could actually just sort

themselves out pretty easy they just know how easier it is with you around and so they humor you t m you can sort of train like the whole sit and high five cuz even [ __ ] you your cat high fives no mine doesn't right Atlas does but when he feels like it yeah exactly like he can do it like doe to hold commands and sit and everything but then only if he wants to yeah he's like what do I get out of this yeah cat's life is the way to go you still your own thing but you got people at your becking call so I was reading about uh cuz the way you domesticate an animal obviously for those who don't know is that you you breed only the most Placid animals in a litter with each other and then out of their litter you breed only the most Placid animals again and you do it until

you have one that basically has no um animal instincts anymore and is is basically just a a cute little thing right it's so much the same way as how you sort of you also get like the the the attack dogs and everything you just keep breathing you get yeah you do EX opposite correct yeah that's right um in Russia they're currently doing that with foxes and uh I want myself a [ __ ] domestic Fox so do yeah they're [ __ ] adorable and these ones are basically like little lap dogs you know they just they lie around they want to get a little Pat [ __ ] fetch a stick but it's a fox how cool would that be yep no no I need one yeah so it rushes on this Russia good work Russia let me know when you've got one I'm a customer they have them now man

they have them now but I just don't know how you get them out of Russia yeah I don't think you can keep uh pet fox in Australia either yeah yeah you you definitely can't keep one here you're not actually allowed a pet cat here did you know that no yeah no cats no cats allowed you going have a dog seems no cats it seems weird cuz you think with where you are Singapore like that would be better place for a cat than a dog yeah yeah yeah everyone just lives in little apartments you have little cats sitting in the window but no I think it's to combat in the rest of Southeast Asia there's just [ __ ] cats everywhere just living on the streets you know yeah I think they just you just want to avoid that yeah no cats no chewing gum well we we like our street

is actually has a lot of cats and I think the cat up the road's going to have babies again right well not again this will be her first leader cuz she's still a kitten herself pretty much yeah but we caught her mother after she gave birth to her last set of kittens right and we took her to rspca and she got adopted out and all that but then one of her last lits hung around and yeah she's priers yep it's a cycle it's a cycle do your cats go outside or do they live in the house they're purely inside yeah yeah yeah just um yeah when I had pets it was the same I I just can't my my heart's too weak to be worried about where they are if they allowed outside yeah like and it's our oldest one cluso he loves to run outside and will sort of love to investigate the other two no

they'll sort of walk outside for a bit and then back scary place cuz we do take them out on leads man I would love to see you walking your cat on a leash I would love to see that well it's not really you don't really walk them it's more so take them out while hanging out the washing or something and just let them run around eat some grass okay listeners I'm I'm adding a new competition it's in the same vein as uh dwarf watch uh if if you're out and about and you see Luke walk in a cat I want a picture of it well I think I know someone who might win that one look I'd ask Luke for a picture of it to be put up on the uh multim orgasm Instagram but every time I ask him for a picture of something thing uh it doesn't happen or if it does

happen it's like a year later when I forgot and I even asked y all right look it's a long weekend yep I will try to get Hannah to take a phone of me walking Dr Watson okay great all right so what should we discuss now uh you know I mean we got a fair bit to discuss this week we've got some genital news some sex toy news uh got some TV news uh got some game news of course uh we could go anywhere really yeah I know um let's go straight to the sex doll yeah okay oh should we maybe mention that Matt's not here oh yeah Matt's not here it's not just he's being very quiet his entire time he's got nothing to say he uh he's in France isn't he yeah yeah I'm pretty sure that's where he went well they speak French there at yeah look wherever he is he's eating a baguette right uh

yeah and some frage I would assume I'll be editing this episode on a plane so uh let's let's not use any racial slurs that I have to really pay attention to because this is going to be a quick and dirty edit you need to say that to yourself and not me hey man I haven't used a racial slur for a long time no I think you've grown out of it oh man we had an incident in the office yesterday I don't even know if I should say this it doesn't involve any racial slurs but it is racist but I am making fun of a racist is that okay anyway I'll tell you the story if we don't like it we cut it so I'm in a meeting right I'm currently producing this uh this video for um the Indian market right and we in the meeting we were discussing all aspects of it we

discussed the storyline we played music samples and then uh we're looking at different graphic options and then we got to Casting right we're like okay so casting it needs to be an Indian man between this age and this age and then somebody on the team just completely nonchalant said oh just just anyone I mean they're Indian just just pick one and there's this like little bit of Silence where everyone's like he can't mean what what what it sounds like he means right yeah and so we followed up was like what do you mean he's like oh just pick one and anyone will do and it's like no he he can't can he and then one of our team called him out and said dude it's it sounds like you you're being racist yeah and he's like oh no no no no no no no no I'm I'm not

being racist at all I assure you it's just that all Indians look the same what we were just stunned this isn't a meeting right and everyone's around the table just staring at this guy being like the [ __ ] are you talking about and he's like no no no like I I I don't I don't mean anything against them but like pick one pick another no one will be able to tell the difference anyway he's not invited to meetings anymore yeah I can sort of understand that that's insane and it's so scary that people think think that way but then also think that they're not racist yeah yeah that's right like he was mortified when we thought we were calling them out on

something racist you say no no no no no I'm not a racist I'm just stating facts about this one specific race y except for the fact they everyone does look different yeah yeah that's right everyone yeah yeah and look if you're not used to being around the nuances of of certain races then yes that can start happen and that happens to me all the time I get people come into my office and be like oh you we met before and I'm like no no no you you met the guy who had my job before me looks nothing like me but I can understand why you thought so yeah I I I've never had that problem no I can't imagine you would

no everyone knows me yeah and I'm very unique yeah I've I've met people independently of you that mhm who who know you just by seeing you out and about and this has been happening to me for years yeah yeah oh speaking of which um on last week's podcast you said to uh Matt yeah I actually listen to the podcast I'm not on just want to put that out there um on last week's podcast there was a there was an aside comment made about your leg and why one leg is thinner than the other and you said if anyone's interested know why they should write in and and you'll explain it to them and i' just like to remind you that you don't have to do that because there is a film a documentary film that

explains what happened to your leg we should put that up we should so on our YouTube channel let's let's launch that the same time that we launched the uh this podcast this episode yeah and we'll put that up and if you want to see a little documentary that we made many many years ago called cyborg the Luke Alderson story uh then you can check that out on the multiple nerdgasm YouTube YouTube I haven't watched that in years God I'm going to look so young you do yeah you really do um we'll probably also put it on the it was was more than 10 cuz I made it when I was in college and I graduated in 2017 so MH be 11 or 12 years ago yep yeah [ __ ] we're old y yeah um we'll probably also put it on the Facebook multiple

gm.com faceb uh we might tweet about mul nerdgasm blah blah blah Twitter no we might get M nerdgasm Twitter what the how do you even say might also get it on our Instagram do we have an in we do have an Instagram yes Luke we do yes yeah I get confused sometimes and of course podcast at multile nasm for all inquiries so do we want to go into the uh the genital news or the sex toy news I want to go straight to sex toy what do you do toy to put inside of you you listen to sex to news sex to news so a sex robot uh has been molested yeah and is currently undergoing repairs

after it was showcased at a a techcon uh where it was very very badly abused by what sounds like a lot of people this is going to sound bad but I can sort of understand that go on um when you're at any sort of Expo whether it's a sex one or anything they do have display models and people are not really gentle with display models sure okay you do be a little bit rougher and so y That's what's happened and you got a lot of people and being a little rough with a sex doll trying to get photos and stuff and yeah stuff's going to happen well I've broken a before okay all right let's let's let's unpack that mhm you where were you when you

broke a sex doll uh I was at uh 18th birthday party for Bill okay right MH uh what kind of sex doll was this also a blow up I was I was at this party so yeah just let's just recap and uh yes it was an inflatable Fe it was an inflatable playable lady yes uh and you if I recall you punctured her no no no no I ripped her mouth out [ __ ] me with your gargantuan [ __ ] no it was as I was leaving I'd had a fair bit to drink yeah I was had so much to drink that me and Dave got lost on the way home right yep now Bill lives about 5 minutes from both your houses yeah very much closer to your house actually it wasn't at Bill's house was

it it was at was at the school it was at the hall near the golf course that's right but we ended up like jumping over train tracks but that's a different story but yeah as as been leaving the sex Do's there yeah and so I put my fingers in its mouth and then when I've pulled it back out I must have sort of yeah I don't know grabbed something and then when I pulled it out her sort of mouth hole sort of come out and it looked like a penis coming out of her mou you prolapsed her um the way I heard the story from Dave was that it wasn't your finger it was your fist ah that that yeah that could you were fisting a sex doll in the face and you prolapsed her mouth yeah

yeah a sex doll that was uh Bill's 18th birthday present yes from his loving parents no he never got to use it no well I hope he didn't plenty of other places as he could uh anyway let's let's not get specific yes um I mean look I mean I've I've never broken a sex doll but I've never been to sex bow have you been to sex bow I assume that's kind of place it's not that interesting yeah like it's I think like um the sex BOS or things like it in America would probably be better right but the one in Australia I've been and it was yeah it was very boring man if they have a sex bow in Singapore it be the most tamed thing ever let me tell you well wouldn't it just be a lot of people

getting arrested when they tried to set up their stalls yeah exactly right look I've uh you know the only thing that I can like in this too is that uh when I was recently Singapore Comic Con uh they had uh this new range of lightsabers uh that you that had display models of and uh and we were [ __ ] going to town with them in a way that you never would if you had actually paid the couple hundred bucks that they cost exactly if it was your own right so I can only assume that this is the same that uh that there were people like Luke that wondered could I fist this in the mouth so uh yeah like yeah that's I don't think yeah they weren't molesting it as such as just like well I don't know man here's what the developer had to say about the Damage Done the people

had mounted Samantha's breast yes that's right she has a name her name is Samantha the people had mounted Samantha's breasts her legs and arms two fingers were broken and she was heavily heavily soiled the soiled part yeah is what puts me off how much were people trying this doll out yeah like was this in a private little booth that you could go in and spend some time with or was this just out on the show floor and people were like this is the only chance I'm going to [ __ ] get well this is the thing that's weird as well like there are actually brothel now that are starting to bring sex dolls in yeah right I just um how well do you clean them up oh very

well I [ __ ] hope look come on look I can understand right on a intellectual level while somebody why somebody would go to a brothel right but if when you get to the brothel there's just a sex toy there can't you just do that at home yeah well I have heard of another service cuz it might be that the reason they're going is they want something different each time so if they had their own one at home then it might get boring for them but I have heard of a service that's I forget where they're trying to introduce it where you can rent one God so you rent it it gets delivered to you you keep it for a certain amount of time then you return it and then you can rent a new one

wow I I love though that that you think and you're probably right but that somebody that has a sex doll at home will get bored of that and so that they'll go out and try to [ __ ] a different sex doll but I just I don't know it's sort of weird like to think of okay so this is I'm trying to work out how to not make this sound really disgusting like when you're having sex with another girl and you know they've been with other people you're not really that disgusted but if you're having sex with another doll it just seems more disgusting when you think that other people have had sex with it does that make sense yeah yeah y sure you know I've just clicked in the sidebar here of this article which is on the bbc.co uh website right because

obviously when you're looking up sex toy news it thinks you're a deviant it gives you some other sexy uh sexy stories to look at which is fine by me you know this the woman who's constantly sexually aroused uh I read through it doesn't have her phone number so don't worry about but uh apparently there's this life in Liverpool's red light district and I assume this is Liverpool England not Liverpool in Southwest Sydney sex for 4 that's alarmingly cheap right that see that's that's too cheap I mean the the pound is trading you know pretty well against the Aussie dollar but that's still only like 10 bucks right less yeah that that's that's yeah

that's actually quite sad though yeah that people are that desperate that they're willing to sell themselves for that much yeah well I think when you're jonesing for heroin you take what you can get I mean this one girl here says Haley says obviously the men are coming and asking for cheap sex and we're saying no but then other girls are going doing it some girls done it for £8 anal and everything so there you go straight from the horse's mouth see I just feel like a bit of an [ __ ] yeah you would right like yeah take different type of person to go yep no I think you're worth four bucks there but for the grace of God go we l so you know if this podcast doesn't uh doesn't continue you know keeping us afloat that that could be where we are in 10 years8 for anal this

is why I think that sex work should be more legal in a lot of places go on cuz a lot of places where you this does happen is where it's not legal yeah so there's no regulation right yeah yeah yeah you make a good point anyway do you want to come to Liverpool with me so do we want to go from sex toy news to vagina news yes genital news Luke you like beer right um I like VB okay you like one specific timee of beer yeah this this beer might be called VB actually um but but I can assume okay you like some beers uh you like vagina right yes or we can go far saying so you like some beers and all vaginas yes okay um what what if

I told you that you could have a combination of those two things I'd be a little nervous yeah so where you're going with this yeah so uh there's there's a company called order of yonni right that are brewing beer uh from what they call the essence of a woman's vagina uh more specifically from vaginal lactic acid bacteria so uh the first batch they've uh they've made from a Czech model called Alexandra brova okay uh attractive woman uh who supposedly has a a nice tasting vagina as well I didn't even think about that that

they'd have like different people to do it not only that Luke right so you can buy you can currently buy from their first batch you can buy Alexandra Bren Lover's vagina beer right but if you wanted the beer of somebody specific vagina whose vagina you had access to uh then they will do a short run for you it's not cheap but uh you can send them a sample of somebody's vaginal lactic acid bacteria and they will do you a small one order batch of that person's beer that's could be a strange gift MH mhm not cheap Luke it's it's 10,000 bucks oh

for them to do a uh you know a short run how much be do you get for that 60 bottles 60 oh wow yeah yeah that's it's a lot of money for a joke yeah but imagine I mean this could be a good way to raise money for charity you know what I mean like if you uh oh yeah like a I don't know someone famous imagine uh like if you had 60 bottles of beer brewed from like I don't know Scarlet Johansson's vagina yeah I reckon you'd be able to sell them off for quite a bit at like like $500 to $1,000 a bottle easy yeah yeah there's there's enough Rich losers out there that'll be like this might be the only way I ever get to taste Scarlet

Johansson's vagina for those losers out there it's not a might it is the only way yeah well I'm sure she lets some losers taste it that a weird I don't think she's well not anymore is she like she's settled down now just well no I just think once you get to that famous you don't have to worry about losers anymore do you well I mean I depends who you classify as a loser comes down to Personal Taste they get I think a loser is someone who pay $1,000 for a bottle of beer that tastes like skelet Johansson's vagina but who am I yeah so yeah so yeah she's not sleeping with any of them okay I'm putting this out there Luke who's beer would you consider buying so we we laughing at this now we're like look we're not interested in paying for

Alexander Bren Lo's [ __ ] vagina beer and you know like we probably wouldn't pay for scarlet johanson's vagina beer but I reckon eventually there'd be someone that you'd be like maybe I don't think there is because I don't really like be I was wondering where you're going with that okay yeah I mean I don't really like beer either if they did an apple cider right that was brewed from somebody's vagina I'd be more likely to try it yeah because it just seems like a lot of money to cuz especially beers these days like they're very different taste and very sweet and it'd be a lot of money to spend to go this beer is not for me yeah the vagina might be it just might be yeah the beer yeah yeah and I doubt this is the kind of thing you get to try

before you buy no no not for yeah not for what $170 odd a bottle no yeah yeah this be what I try I don't know it's a weird thing they think about I just don't think there is anyone that I do you would give do you think they might have like some DNA left over from like Marilyn Monro you know what I mean like if they brought out if they said look we've actually we've actually kept a s of Marilyn Monro vaginal lactic acid bacteria and we that's a very strange thing to keep to hold on to for all these sh it's like it's like a forensic guy is at the scene and he's like yeah [ __ ] heroin in the arm yeah okay strangulation yeah okay yeah this this

this uh guys I'm going to take one more swab if that's cool um of something that I I look I don't know why but I just have a feeling that in the future this might come in handy so I'm just going to take a little bit of the lactic acid from a vagina just in case right let's get away from sex I agree I agree let's get to learning okay okay do have you played the Assassin's Creed games I've played the first Assassin's Creed game and I've played some of the sidescroller ones uh cuz I was interested in China One when they brought that out but uh I didn't love the first Assassin's Creed and from what everyone says they didn't get necessarily any better from then on so I never went back to it I I enjoy them but what's always been interesting about the

Assassin Creed games is there always is like elements of like real life history around sure sure and there's a new Assassin's Creed coming out oh this year ooh this month oh I'm excited I forgot about was coming out so soon but um there's actually a mode that they're going to release for it that there's no combat no story it's just learning so you go around and you from the sound of it like you'll go into a the pyramids and you go like a guided tour oh wow and just learn about things and I just think that's that's awesome yeah that's cool man I mean can you combine it cuz can I go and learn about history but also guys jump out at me occasionally have to fight them cuz that' be cool well I don't know I haven't got into a lot of details about and it could just be like

it's a free roam so if you just want to start bashing people up you can you can yeah sure which I think could also be a bit of fun like why are you traveling on Horseback over to see next Tomb you want to look at there's a couple of people there that you want to beat up sure just go for it yeah yeah they're Ai No just I don't feel it I just thought it's a really great idea and I hope it works well because yeah imagine sitting in school and the teacher's like okay guys everyone boot up Assassin's Creed yep they did say that some schools were using civilization 6 for that do I recall us talking about that on the podcast at one point I think we did yes don't know how that works but yeah you know I played through another civ6 campaign recently just to try and

convince myself that I that if I just gave it a chance I'd like it but I don't like it I don't like it I no if you don't like it you don't like it go back to five five is so good and they worth some things that they could improve on it but it's just not the things they changed for six I just I don't get it yeah it's weird the rules that they have for when they come out with a new one are weird they have to change certain things and keep St the same but I have I've only I haven't played six I played five and I only played that once and then I never went back to it cuz I played one game that went on for like 16 17 hours or something and I just I can't do that to myself again man I [ __ ] love it six is like a uh like a

joke version of five yeah the the graphics are a little bit more cartoony cartoony it doesn't have that same kind of you know all the diplomacy and stuff in five is is like you know I mean it's it's not intense and serious it's it but it feels like it could be right but in six it's just goofy it's just all goofy I don't like it they should have just taken five polished the graphics up expanded it out a bit added a few more things to make it a little bit more real and then it would have been great but yeah I think with their rules it has to be like 30% the same 30% sort of update and then 30% new or something like that that's what they actually want to give an update like not just a here slight it's little bit like what you want is just

that's a cash grab yeah yeah that's like any every Madden game where it's just a little bit different but it's the same game change scares me Luke you know I don't want things to be too different well that's why you don't have to change well that's why I loved uh when Fallout two came out it was Fallout one just 10 times bigger yep more sequels should be that they need to release another Fallout game I don't want Fallout 5 I want like a Fallout I don't know they had Fallout New Vegas three you want the New Vegas version of four yeah just a new story to play and I don't know why they're not doing it yeah cuz I actually said they're not going to why not like

it's cuz they didn't design that went out to a different shudio and it was still a great game do that again yeah yeah you know I was thinking of getting the pirate Assassin's Creed just because I like Pirates I enjoyed the I enjoyed the ships okay CU there's not a lot of good pirate games I think there is one coming out soon I think from Ubisoft I think they' sort of mentioned some things because like Assassin's Creed pirate people did well I enjoyed it some people hated it but they are looking at doing like a a just a a pirate game straight up Pirate game I'd play that [ __ ] yeah um I might have Black Flag the actual disc if I do I'll send it sweet man yeah I don't know I may have gotten rid of it but if I do it's all yours all

right nice cuz yeah I've finished it fair enough I don't like I refuse to trade my games in you refuse yep I will not be part of that used game Market just a side with the devs you mean yep yeah no I will I will sell my games yeah but I'm not selling it to make a profit right yeah by any means like sometimes I'll put games on eBay and I'll be like a dollar no reserve and I've sold Xbox One games for like three bucks wow and I don't feel bad for it because someone's going to get to play it okay everyone start watching Luke's [ __ ] eBay account oh yeah you get some great stuff on there cuz I don't mark it very well at all yeah you know I'm still just [ __ ] hanging out for the new Red

Dead a have you seen the new trailer there's a new trailer yes it came out yesterday what yep the actual trailer so it's not going to be about John M what everyone thought oh interesting well that's good because he was too much of a [ __ ] nice guy anyway yeah like he was always passing up prostitutes yeah the fact that he wouldn't [ __ ] up prostitute because he was married it's like [ __ ] off who are you but yeah so yeah cuz that's coming out Autumn next year Autumn for Australia man I get that uh load it up and ready to go Autumn so that's like six months away I guess I think it'll be a March release they're still saying Autumn I think it'll be March okay okay so we got a walk that's

that's my prediction man can't wait [ __ ] Cowboy [ __ ] yeah and I'm hoping that CU with GTA 5 they focused a lot on the online like the single player game which I enjoyed and then there that was it they just focused on online after that so there was no DLC with more story or anything they they are saying they're going to have a big online for Red Dead as well okay but I don't think they can sell as much stuff for that so I think they might come back and give us some story DLC as well yeah that would be good because like with GTA you can here's a new car here's a new bike well yeah you can't really he's an

another horse another horse and he's a donkey yeah I don't think they can really sell much so I don't think the microtransactions I'll make from that so I think they will give us more story and that's all I want I want story yeah yeah you know he wouldn't [ __ ] a prostitute but he would tie a woman to a railway line and let her get run over by a [ __ ] I did that for the achievement but then I Sav reloaded back I did the same and I didn't even [ __ ] about the achievement I just wanted to see if you'd do it yeah I just I felt bad for doing that yeah yeah yeah cuz you're a decent human being yeah that was a weird choice but no no second we finished here go watch the trailer it looks amazing man I've got it literally queued up and ready to

go there will be there's crocodiles in it [ __ ] yeah a lot a lot of people going there aren't crocodiles in America but there are are clearly this game shows that there are yeah yeah and they will be using this game to teach people history I think it's I think it's nice when they do try and throw a bit of history in the game unfortunately that is the only place people are going to Lear yeah yeah yeah yeah you're probably right I do have beyond Earth which I've been meaning to try yeah that wasn't bad but what I love about Civ is the history you know is it's grounded in in some kind of reality and and obviously the science fiction one doesn't have that so it's fun to play but uh you know the fact that you can get invaded by Gandhi

is just [ __ ] cool right Gandy loves the nukes yeah yeah yeah he's not scared of firing a few off that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and iTunes to receive episodes automatically we'll see you