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well I've got the opener right here in my hand are you ready for this is that what you call it I don't know am I ready for it is that is that what you say when you've got the opener in your hand you ready for this you ready to be opened welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy oh what what do you say when you're preparing to do something it depends on what I'm preparing to do Luke you call yours man not sure mine has a name what I was actually referring to was a personality test I took in Japan oh so you've been to another church of
Scientology then have you yes yes exactly wait well I don't even know where I was when I got this wait wait wait wait wait wait you were in Japan before you were in in Los Angeles weren't you yes I was so were you exposed to the Church of Scientology earlier than we knew is that what no no this was not a Church of Scientology thing this was something at Jo joopis I think when you are a Scientologist everything becomes a Church of Scientology Thing One Way or Another this pre exposure I thought anyway anyway sorry sry sorry don't need to it does this is yeah this is back from 2016 now I I don't remember quite what I was how they did this but I remember the questions weren't in English oh that probably went well then
y so I I I'll read a few of the things off throughout the show but I'll start off with basic personality in Japanese please yeah yeah I don't do that is that what you told them charismatic they loved you over there I don't do that English I don't Japanese El I don't think so mate yeah English so well they print it out in English for me so yeah charismatic team leader you are a talented leader to organize a team you raise the motivation of people around you unconsciously and you can lead a group toward a toward a goal okay this is because you always give high priority to other people's feelings and people around you look up as a trustable leader but you often can't say no to someone's request because you can imagine others feelings
realistically like your care so be careful not to take too much requests or impossible wishes from others okay I mean look that does describe you but it could also describe literally anyone so yeah but it's it is good advice don't take on Impossible wishes from others you know yeah I'll give you I'll give you a little tease to the next one the title is your view on sex oh well well if it's your view it's not really a test is it they just asked you what your view was and you told so you have to wait for that a little later in the show and he said well I've got the opener right here in my hand that's my [ __ ] view on sex right there you're honor so what what's your view on what's been happening this week
oh he's going to no no that's for later okay wow well I'm I'm back obviously um oh yeah Matt's back's oh yeah I forgot about that sorry listeners um I actually had intended to I was going to try and be here but it just didn't work out cuz I was at packs unplugged and there was a lot going on and uh it's Pax is very tiring it's exhausting it is exhausting do you know something happened at um unplugged that hasn't happened in a while and I I don't know if we talked about this before but remember when we went to P um cuz I've been to packs different paxes with both of you over here in the US and but I think both times Penny Arcade was kind of a big deal at at Pax but it seemed to me at PAX East that and people are more interested in YouTubers that I've never
heard of than they are the penny arcade guys you know what I'm saying mhm that that is slowly becoming a thing well and for that reason um Acquisitions Incorporated which is the live D and D game that the that the penny arade people do uh sponsored by Wizards of the Coast I believe it's now run by Jeremy Crawford uh Chris Perkins has stepped down as DM which is sad but Jeremy Crawford is apparently [ __ ] awesome mhm uh cuz we we did see the show at packs unplugged barely cuz I just assumed it would be like you know PAX East where you can just wander into that giant theater without a worry you know and see the show not counting on the fact that this is a [ __ ] board game convention and if you don't get in that line early you will not s you'll not get in like it was
[ __ ] packed we had to sit in the floor well it is called packs that's good point yeah but that hasn't to me uh at a pack in a very long time so like you know not being able to get into a panel that I wanted cuz I'm I'm old I went all the way toing Seattle for packs with two things that I wanted to see there and neither of which I made it into we we made it into the Bioshock panel for packs if you recall that's true that's true we did and that's actually now a famous panel uh that people show clips of on YouTube because uh it showed BioShock Infinite that's right cuz they showed that footage of the game back when it looked a lot more interesting yeah when there was a when there was a tear in the fabric of SpaceTime and you ended up in the 80s in
some City and with said revenge of the Jedi on the theater and stuff amazing that was still in the game yeah they showed us footage well yeah but it was this was different she was like healing a wh I think sorry I didn't finish the word it sounded like a said healing a [ __ ] healing a horse yeah I stopped stopped midw which was which is bad yes packs exhausting and uh I think they're going to have to make packs unplugged even bigger next year it was like twice as big this year all plug it in just plug it possible for him to make it bigger uh yeah I think so he's still talking to the opener yeah I think so the the convention center in Philly is big and uh and I think they could they could take up more of it it's a nice Convention Center
actually Philly's nice we actually walked around Philly uh quite a bit uh took took did you meet your friendly drug dealer no I didn't um everyone there is very friendly though we we walked he say a drug dealer no Philly gets a bad R people say oh be careful there like ah was fine and we walked to to get to a we went to go to particular Pub went for a walk at night mostly it was fine there was a couple of areas that I was like uhoh are we entering a bad area no people just were like hello like people actually said hello which at first was terrifying cuz why are they talking to me but then it was like oh no they're actually there just being nice now when you say you were looking for a particular pup uh I'm going to assume this is Patty's pup
well a few other celebrity pubs while you were there we did go to well it claims to be the the original Patty's Pub for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia fans Apparently that is the one like they are claiming it's the one that that they base the show on cuz Rob Melone grew up in Philly we didn't like really go into the Patty Pub because it was just it's just a like a pub like a you know yeah it's not that special it doesn't look like the one in the movie in the in the show but we did go to one called Max tavn which actually is owned by uh Rob mcy and um Caitlin Olsson cuz they're married actually so it's Caitlyn m but are they goes by her old name yeah they met on the show apparently so but yeah this has CL members are married to
each other yes and one of them's not married anyone Glenn not married he's got A's I'm not saying he's not married I'm just saying he's not married to one of the other five cast members oh sure unless he's married Danny De I didn't know about it you never know imagine that yeah Glenn howt and [ __ ] Danny DeVito what a wedding ah yes that's fun they weren't there obviously CU why would they be but uh cuz they live in Los Angeles did you have any Philadelphia spread while you were there uh h no I don't think so is that a worldwide thing or is that an Australian no we have that we have that what about a Philly cheese steak while you were there uh I had a Philly cheese steak crepe which was very good okay
sure just like the egg omelet thing no you don't instead of bun or you know what a is what a what a Philly cheese steak is what is like a thin pancake thin pancake nether of them are omelets sorry I get confused they get confused yeah crepe is a is like a thin pancake kind of thing but it's Savory well it doesn't actually it doesn't have doesn't have to be you can have sweet Crepes yeah but you can't have an omelette and say it's a crepe can't do yeah you I knew what I meant I could go on omelet though it's good great so there's been some trailers come out this week yeah a couple of pretty big trailers actually yeah all it to take now was an episode n trailer and
uh you know yeah I think I think we have to wait on that but jeez yeah I think so too they did they put them all out in the same week so the well the first one was Captain Marvel mm and it looks all right I guess H does it it doesn't it looks okay I guess but then again black panther trailer was [ __ ] see I was thinking the trailer I was like oh okay sure I mean it looks fine and that maybe that's for the best cuz I find I was thinking like Well normally when I feel that way about a movie I like it because I'm not hying it up too much the first trailer I felt was more interesting than this one this one one I don't know just seemed very pedestrian but we'll see I mean look I'm obviously
going to see it yes yeah um what did you think of the Avengers trailer cuz I wasn't that impressed well it didn't really that's not true show anything but trailer didn't show a huge amount what it did do was make me want to go back and watch uh the previous film again yeah I want seen it once I haven't seen it a second time yeah so you know it reminded me that it was there and that I should catch up on it again before we move forward I notic they didn't do anything too tricky with this one like give away any evidence of time travel plots or anything like that didn't they well didn't didn't they one thing it did remind me of is the fact that I've missed another Ant-Man movie yes in fact well actually both of those you know what I don't want to spoil even
this might not be the case and I don't want to spoil anything but um not a spoiler if you don't know it's a spoiler okay well apparently some stuff happens in Ant-Man and the WASP that oh that is interesting I have to see that movie do I and might invalidate your statement Dan about not not including some kind of I see timey traveling kind of business let's uh no no I think I have you seen Antman in the WASP no I think I know what you're talking about and I think you might be confused it's not me it's Reddit that's confused if that's the case I think reddit's confused because okay I don't know it's not it's not too late for a spoiler it's I can say spoiler for Antman for Antman go for your life yeah cuz it's been two weeks okay so yeah I don't give a [ __ ] about
anman keep in mind I haven't seen the movie oh this will be great then go on but there's a I believe there's a part where he gets shrunk down smaller than he's ever been Y and there's two other people that are working a computer to make sure that he's super small okay now when the click happens and everyone disappears two people looking after the computer they disappear right okay and then he gets out somehow I don't know how in other words he's supposed to still be microscopic yeah yes yes he gets lost in the quantum realm right so I reck he just got out somehow and then then he rocks up to the Avengers house and goes hey how's it going remember me and then they go weren't you really small and he goes I
got out somehow yeah I just got out somehow they're like you going to explain where you were no I got out somehow well I didn't explain how the Hulk got to that planet that's true that is true he flew off in the jet didn't he at the he get to another planet I flew it there mate if you just keep flying a jet eventually you'll probably get to another planet yeah exactly eventually he flew off in one of those Nick Fury Jets I forget what they're called someone right in speaking of Nick Fury I'm not completely psyched about the level of Nick Fury that Captain Marvel seems to have in it it's not it's not that I don't like Nick Fury it's not that I don't like Samuel L Jackson it's just that he's just a bit Overexposed and I don't really
care what is he anymore yes yes he is what's but he sort of dropped off he's literally Jackson he's everywhere he is bit parts now and he plays The Wacky sidekicking things now or or or the I don't remember the last thing I saw him in that wasn't an Avengers movie even the last few Avengers movies he hasn't been in he's in M Night shamalan Series so that's going on right yeah but I won't be watching them so don't worry about that he was in the kingsman he was in the [ __ ] tazan movie that came out last year that I finally caught up on that was wacky sidekick that was a [ __ ] ter awful movie yeah yes listen Darcy
has sent in an article about a gentleman who uh who purchased preemptively apparently before everyone was talking about it cuz oh yeah we haven't we didn't mention this uh the Russo Brothers the directors of infinity war and end game and some of the Captain America movies [ __ ] Liars they said the title of the new Avengers movie is not spoken in Infinity War it is it's called endgame Doctor Strange says it so yeah lies but uh that became everyone's theory about what it was going to be um for a while online before they said that and then this gentleman apparently even before it became a a common belief that that was going to be the name he registered Avengers endgame.com and uh and now he's holding it Ransom of
course he's redirected it to the page for the the new Deadpool movie Once Upon a Deadpool so if you go to Avengers endgame.com it'll redirect you to the uh the Deadpool website uh and he said unless they invite him to the premiere he's not going to hand it over so I think they probably would have liked to have sorted that out before the premiere as well you know good point but also I think uh I think they could probably arrange to just get that cuz there are certain rules around copyright and and things like that to do you have to actually have something called that in order to sit on yeah like you can register a domain and as long it could be any old thing as long as no one cares you can
have it and it's fine but if you own a domain that is a registered trademark of something and you don't have a good reason for having it then they they can and and will take it away from you I think he's doing the smart thing though of uh sending it to the Deadpool and sort of having a bit of a fun with it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah rather than instead of just going to like PornHub yeah or a bunch of affiliate links or something unless he's got some kind of under the table deal with um Fox for the uh the deadpol selling that to the highest bit right now hey can I ask you a question about the Russo Brothers sure so the Russo Brothers uh directed a couple of episodes of Arrested Development which was good oh I didn't know that yeah and they directed a couple of episodes of
Happy Endings which was good and they directed a couple episodes of Community which was good and then they did four [ __ ] Marvel movies what happened how do you do that well they did a good job on the Marvel movies no I know they did but like yeah how do you go from like that to that like that's a big jump yeah like how how do we get in on that ah the Russ I think I think the the the Lego movie guys might have ruined that for everyone though with solo yeah that's right no one's taking any chances anymore cuz maybe that's what they were thinking like oh they got these Russo Brothers they did some comedy stuff and then we got I forget the I forget their names but the we got these guys The Lego Movie and they've done some TV stuff let's give them a Star Wars movie and then
they were like a yeah let's make it all crazy yeah looking St make up the lines as you go along guys we're being factious but uh yeah so maybe that's that's why that's why they did that yeah Russo brothers that now you you don't even have to be a director you just have to be related to a director and they'll just Bry D Howard yeah hey correct leave her alone look she's all right look all right I know you like your Elfie buffins but I'm just saying some of us went to [ __ ] uni to learn how to be directors all right we didn't just have famous dads yeah and saw the fantast opotamus oh your dad didn't teach you how to direct a film H interesting interesting I would love to have seen a film that your dad directed
Matt I can't for the life say I've seen a short I was in one oh my dad yeah yeah yeah it was weird about a pedophile priest I yeah before you go throwing your judgment around you starred in that movie Matt I know not as the pedophile priest he chose that role for himself I was one of a group of friends in that yeah I watched a movie this week um that I was I thought it looked interesting I know that it didn't it wasn't well received uh it's called bright it's on Netflix it's got Smith I've looked at it I've looked at it as I've looked would have made a great I've seen it and I've said it would have made a great television show yeah if you
split the three acts of that movie up to three seasons I think it would have been fantastic yeah see look I liked it uh in general it wasn't great like but I liked it and especially like the story and it's reminded me a lot of Shadow run you guys familiar with Shadow run mhm very much reminded me of that with obviously it's not the far future it's set in the present day but yeah so you got elves and Orcs at some point joined our world or maybe they were always in our world it does it's not quite clear how they got there but it's set presumably present day Los Angeles except there are elves and Orcs And and rumors of magic and uh there's about two cops one's a human one's an orc and uh he's the first all cop that's right and they have an
adventure okay is it a metaphor for racism no it doesn't I don't think well yeah I think it is is it I think it goes that deep yeah it's not obviously that I don't think okay okay it's it's fairly straightforward because it's based off on comic or a book isn't it I'm not sure about that I know it's written it was written by Max Landis oh okay I I don't mind Max Landis but he's not done the best stuff always he did that um what was that one with you know what this is pointless cuz I can't remember the name of it or even who's in it so no one's going to know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about there's a movie that he directed that uh or wrote and directed or forget it no no no I want to hear where this is going I want to I want to hear the point you going to
make uh he's written some stuff that went well and he's written some stuff that went poorly so uh also he's John landis's son and he is yeah writing if not directing the American Werewolf in Lon REO he is I believe he's also directing well bright was directed by David a who directed Suicide Squad oh and so I was like H Academy Award winning film yeah Suicide Squad so I was like oh maybe that's what the problem is yes certainly could be that certainly could be that yeah know I just think this would have especially the way it ends and everything I think could have just been well it played out bit longer over yeah I think it was more suited to television it's got some great stuff in it though yeah and I think having that
fleshed out a bit some of that story I think it was fleshed out and you got more involved in it and yeah I think it would have been like there TV but we got a movie there was that bit where it's not really a spoiler but there's a cuz it's kind of the premise of the whole [ __ ] film is that there's a there there are people who are bright and that means you can who can hold magic one you can hold magic one without it exploding you if you touch a magic wand and you're not you know you don't you're not a bright you'll just [ __ ] explode so there are people who are bright and then there's this young is there a way to know that before you touch it no it doesn't I don't think so um so and there's a young elf girl who was played by the GF from the uh the Wolf Creek TV
series um she she's a bright and she uh they they team up with her after they rescue her from um from some some bad elves uh but there's a section where there's a an elf girl who's been you know by Magic kind of transformed into this almost art installation like you know what I mean Luke like she's dead and she's been um it's just like her her from from the Torso down kind of goes into this big kind of almost um statue of like swans and things and but and and but it's all kind of like it's very gothy and you know like it's got blood red kind of colors through that part oh man it's [ __ ] cool but then I was just like oh that's rad there wasn't really anything else like it in the film like that was like visually that was [ __ ] really cool and then it yeah didn't didn't do
anything else like that yeah they had the power through the story so that's why you missed more stuff like that yeah l a potential it's just very flat the whole thing is just very flat yeah it's not a bad movie but in fact I recommend check it out like if you're doing theing pop it on looked flat that's why I skipped it yeah probably won't go and watch it now even with your lukewarm reviews it's not bad it's just not good it gets very predictable hey speaking of Wands right look's got his in his hand you guys that's right the um you guys have seen Harry Potter right yes not all of them but most of you've seen most I've seen one and I don't really remember much about it so uh I sort of dropped out about a goblet
of fire don't know what that is but um I've got a question the wands in Harry Potter they kind of just look like a stick right they're like a twisted little stick some of them are fancier than that okay some of them have like bits in yeah cuz I was in I was in a Collectibles store the other day and they were selling mean what I would call a stick right y for $350 and saying that it was a wand and I just my [ __ ] hat is off to whoever came up with that the marketing idea of let's just sell people sticks for hundreds of dollars Luke do you remember when we were in uh we were at Venice Beach and there was a certainly do people with just you know like card are you still there card table selling stuff
and there's a guy down there who's just got just see just he's collected a bunch of [ __ ] sticks off the ground and he's got a sign that says magic Wes and it's he selling them y well see you can laugh but [ __ ] War Brothers is do yeah except yeah he's told it Ro he was selling kid for like 10 bucks each so he's got to get up the price that's right see for 10 bucks I mean like this isn't this is just a stick whereas for 350 bucks I'm like this is like an official replica stick it looks exactly like Voldemort stick stick I said say stick I said stick Voldemort's opener look uh bright on Netflix right yes it is it certainly is and the
sequel's coming out soon I think as well they start filming it's called oh too bright turn it down yeah too bright that's the third one I uh watched some Netflix this week I caught up on making a murderer season 2 Matt you've seen this yes yeah I watched the first couple episodes and just couldn't get first season even deeper of the first season okay you couldn't get into it let me put this out there then I just want to ask you this question I I want to know at what point did the genre of True Crime morph into drip feeding information that could fit into a 45 minute TV special over 13 hours because there were whole episodes of this season that I said to myself
after seeing I learned nothing new in this and also it made me think they have turned the death of a young woman into entertainment and and then it it hadn't really thought of me hadn't really thought of me I hadn't really thought of that is the correct thing I should have said when I was watching the first season thing now it's just a bit on the no because the first season was a mystery and and there was an interesting side to it you know that this person had been wrongfully accused spent years in prison got out and then was what he claims wrongly accused again of an additional murder that's interesting yes but when you do an entire second season and spoiler alert nothing has
changed now sure the uh then you just have to admit you are just cashing in yeah well yeah the second season came out very quickly the second season well not really because to be honest the first season actually is from 2005 cuz I kind of the maths didn't add up in my head and I realized that I think Netflix might have bought this season bought this series off of whoever else did its first run but they do tend to do that with some of the Netflix originals they're not actually Netflix they're just that's right cuz here it only came out last year but um the staircase which is also a true crime thing watch the staircase years ago yeah so they definitely bought that and I don't I don't know if they paid for the newer
episodes um but they might not even not have done that but that yeah that's quite old yeah the original six episodes or whatever yeah that's right there was six episodes then there was an hour special which I think is episodes seven and eight now and now there's 13 of them oh my God okay well I should get back in and catch up then on the ones I haven't seen but making a murderous season 2 is about the appeal and that's interesting that's fine if there's new evidence and there's new theories that's great I want to hear about that but there were a lot of episodes just about how sick is mom is you know yes it's very manipulative in that sense and well see I wonder if it's intentional because he it's mostly I think about uh about Brandon dass's appeals and and and his attorneys and
then also Steven Avery's new lawyer Kathleen zelner who is she's [ __ ] great like please represent me if I'm ever Mur she will find a reason for you not to go to jail I've been following her after watching it too and I think the whole thing is she thinks she can get him a retrial and at this point especially with season 2 and all the stuff that's going on she'll get him out of prison if she does well I think maybe that's what this whole thing's about that her her Twitter is just updates of the court case where she uses # making a murderer you know yep like she's pretty much just admitting this is just a big publicity stunt yeah but that's her job no I understand but I understand from her point of view Yeah Yeah from
from the from the filmmaker's point of view we making the Caesar I mean you you've got to pretty much admit that you're just now you're just trying to get a dude off oh yeah yeah I know the other thing is I I I cuz I I I looked into it further and and listeners if you if you're interested I recommend you do this but be careful cuz some of the sub like for example there's a bunch of subreddits about about this and they go [ __ ] way too far on some of this stuff but there actually is a lot of evidence that he did do it that they leave out of the documentary and there's also some other stuff that they that they leave out that's not you know that
that that that suggests maybe he didn't do it and and it's really it's just because they wasn't interesting enough yeah they're just telling one story yeah well but just because it's not interesting doesn't mean it's not relevant like if you're actually interested in the truth and not just being entertained it's [ __ ] important stuff to know but yeah cuz I'll be honest a lot of this wasn't entertaining I enjoyed this season just because I I like I find the at all and and I can certainly see why you got a lot out of it but um I just I just think it's an odd but I'll say this if I ever get convicted of murder can you guys immediately do a podcast or a Netflix series about it because that's how you get off you know yeah yeah yeah
absolutely like Adan s has a a new trial these guys are um you West Memphis 3 would I mean Dam would be dead if it wasn't for [ __ ] yeah he would literally be dead I mentioned um teachers pet and Aussie version of basically serial um it was this same thing 13 hours of no new information um and now they've just [ __ ] arrested the dude that the guy in the podcast said did it so wow yeah yeah the one I think season 2 making a murderer is very apparent that they had all the information when they were editing these episodes together but they still chose to it all up into episodes that are it follows a plot like there's a whole epode for the first half of the
Season she's basically coming just short of accusing somebody like the neighbor of of potentially having killed her and then and then she goes and speaks to him right you know the what I'm talking about where they give and then she's like n wasn't him yeah really off hand as well just oh by the way viewer you don't suspect him anymore yeah well you knew that at the beginning like cuz you edited this later cuz you filed it all right yeah cuz the thing is I like the the the thing that was good about cial for example was that each episode was about a new piece of information that made you doubt what You' heard in the last episode you know it unfolded before you to a point this
one doesn't it just kind of hangs there and actually I I do think that the story that the police prosecution came up with to put these two people in jail is probably not true I do believe that absolutely absolutely um but that doesn't mean they didn't do it and that doesn't mean that the theories that their lawyers and the filmmakers of this show have put forward to me as what I'm supposed to believe instead I don't believe that either cuz they leave important things out like there's one piece of information right that kind of you know you know brenn and dassi confessed right coed or otherwise right but part of that confession was that cuz people go why would why would her blood even be in the car if he killed her at
the house and then burned the body right mhm except Brandon dassie in his confession apparently said they tried to take the body to a uh a lake to to drive the car into a lake but then when they got there the lake had dried up so they had to bring it back and it's like well [ __ ] that's important to know that he said that yeah that changes quite a lot but it's just not in the show at all so anyway if you haven't seen making a murder that's not going to mean anything but it's interesting it's just I get where you coming from I found it interesting I watched I watched it all but yeah I I was aware of the manipulation much more in this theas yeah it's it's very much I think
Kathleen zelner like I said please [ __ ] represent me if I'm ever in trouble because she will get a [ __ ] reasonable doubt if he gets another trial mhm and I think that's what human being her face looks like a mask I know [ __ ] great lawyer though yeah she's just ridiculous and some of the stuff she says it's just like you have [ __ ] got to be kidding me but she's committed yeah she goes for it she says some ridiculous [ __ ] but that's that's what her job is yeah watch anything else this week uh oh I did actually I I I we've talked about this I think briefly before I rewatched a classic film that I had not watched since I was very young and then I watched the sequel because
like I I'm sure we've talked about this before but Rambo mhm yeah changes quite a lot oh yeah between the first and second films yeah yeah yeah yeah well they change consistently changes as they go along yeah yeah so I I I hadn't seen Rambo since I was a kid and I don't I knew because I I'm I know that this is not uncommon knowledge that the first one's quite different in tone to all the rest of them so as a kid you do as a kid you sort of normally skip the first one because yeah CU this it's not as good but I actually I really enjoyed it this time but but just the the [ __ ] change love First Blood the change is so [ __ ] like hilarious almost to watch them I watch them back to back so the first one if you're not familiar with the story of the first like first blood it's a tragic
story about a [ __ ] war vet who he escaped from a prison camp in Vietnam and he comes back to the US and he's it's been seven years and he's now hitchhiking around the country trying to find his old friends from the war his old you know Squad mates but they're all [ __ ] dead and then he finally gets to this guy's house like his best from the war finds out he's dead too he died of cancer because of that agent orange and he's like Ah that's bummer so he's like hitchhiking around wandering around wanders into this town called hope in Washington and cuz he looks like a a homeless guy the sheriff picks him up drives him to the other side TI says [ __ ] off mate we don't want you here and uh so he gets upset wanders back into
town they arrest him they rough him up he has like [ __ ] PTS D flashbacks goes crazy runs off into the woods they start hunting him down and he retaliates and it [ __ ] goes [ __ ] gets crazy from there and it's a little over the top but you know it's a very sad story and at the end his his old Colonel shows up talks him down tells him if he doesn't give up they're going to kill him and he'll be the last survivor and bring disgrace on his unit and is that what he wants and he starts crying and talks about the war and all this horrible [ __ ] that happened and then they arrest him and it's it's all very like dire mhm and then the second one he's in prison and the colonel comes in and says we're sending you back to
Vietnam y but it's and it's just so on the nose and he goes he goes we need you to go back and get these PS out and then rainbow goes do we get to win this time yeah also point out [ __ ] hell the war is over this is the ' 80s this is the late ' 80s it's 10 years later at that point and the the Vietnamese have been hiding American PS in the in the forest for some reason yeah yeah they just keeping because you know in the late 7s early ' 80s when the first one was written it's like America was the bad guy you know America was the one that the the average guy had to look out for and then later on no [ __ ] it it's the gos Matt you should have continued on to the third one do you do you know what happened to the [ __ ] third one he goes to Afghanistan he goes to
Afghanistan join the Taliban yeah he helps the um they don't call the Taliban mu yeah yeah um yeah but they they change the because the [ __ ] Russians are there and by that point America [ __ ] hates the Russians well they show up in the second one too but that's the the the the it's just so [ __ ] different in the first one he doesn't kill anyone right one cop dies tries to survive yeah and it's it's an accident right the cop and it's the cop's fault really he's being he's being a prick and then he falls out of the helicopter and dies but um Rambo doesn't kill anyone they actually fire a rocket launcher at him to try and thir one in the third one he gets St he gets hit by in the stomach by a rocket launcher and just kind of pushes
it through out the other side and just [ __ ] shooting Russians with his bow and arrow been so long since I watched it I actually bought a pack of them on iTunes that's why this all happened maybe I'll go back to I actually read the book that the first one's based on oh yeah yeah and it's actually it's a quite a short book I only read short books these days I don't have the attention span for big thick game of even commit to that yeah but I read it on I read it on a listicle of um top 10 movies you didn't know were based on books and uh that one I was like [ __ ] I did not know Rambo was based on a book the book is [ __ ] hardcore too you know how they're you know he's in the shower and they they're shooting him with the [ __ ] fire hose yeah at that point in the book he escapes so
he's naked so he is naked during the entire rest of the plot really yeah well you know I cuz I did some research on on it I was because I was interested and it they took uh something like 10 years to get the film to happen and there were a bunch of different actors attached and eventually when Stallone came in he changed it CU it says in the book he's a [ __ ] psychopath like it's not even in in the movie he's fairly a sympathetic character you feel bad for him in the book they do make him much more sympathetic yeah yeah in the book still [ __ ] Maniac I think it's not that he's a maniac it's that he flips completely into Maniac mode right yeah I think he still comes from that same point of view as still owns Rambo but he
the PTSD just basically flicks the switch with him yeah right and he's just [ __ ] animal in the in the jungle who'll do anything to survive man that first movie it it does get a little bit over the top by the end of it I was like [ __ ] hell all right this is silly but whatever he blows up half the town good movie though yeah now I want to watch them I haven't seen um the fourth one there was four a fifth one yeah and there's going to be a fifth as well yeah mhm was the fourth one any good enjoyed it yeah I remember it being all right it's got um what's the name in it Dara from bu yeah yeah and Dexter foret her name mhm right in listeners let us know what you thought of Rambo podcast at multip
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you're a big fan um but but I'll just I'll just preface this by saying the nudes are not of himself good yeah um but apparently David Lynch for quite some time now has been taking a lot of pictures of naked women okay that mean it doesn't really surprise me no nor should it um he's taken so many that he's finally gone might put these all into a book so I might put these all into a book is how is how he said it don't watch it on your iPhone whatever you do the book he well he hates that oh he does he does he does yes sorry he [ __ ] went he had a big rant on YouTube about it who uh cuz that's not how he makes movies to be watched and you know what if it came from anyone
else I might have I might have listened but he has stopped making good movies and now he just [ __ ] shoots on his handic cam in his own house with his friends so I'm not going to bother going to the [ __ ] Cinema to watch that [ __ ] he did make he did make the new season TN Peaks and I like that lot couldn't do it couldn't get past the first episode so yeah I mean I don't know the kind of pictures nude pictures that David Lynch would take but I have a feeling it's probably stuff you could get into mant all right you know I mean there's certain people that just kind of share an aesthetic taste and I think you can probably trust that David Lynch is going to satisfy your appetite you know this is quote from David Lynch on the book I like to photograph naked
women yep is that on the back just like the quote you know there's always there's another sentence after that but that I just that is a great quote photog hang that there yeah I love David Lynch Luke I'm listening to his uh his his book uh it's called space to drink name I think it's called it's it's an audio book and it's it's no interest in hearing what he has to say mate it's great I'll go and watch last Highway again but I'm not going it's narrated by the author who's this this woman wrote the book it's like an autobiography it's narrated by her but then he pops in after each chapter and just [ __ ] tells you a story for about an hour oh my about all the stuff that he comes in a check on how everyone's going he just pops in there and just tells you a bunch of anecdotes
insan it's great so Matt I mean for you like I was saying I can't think of a better person to curate your porn um David Lynch Luke can you can you think of who you would trust like if if there was someone who came out with a with a book of nudes that you'd be like well I'll get that because I know that I'm going to like that um oh I do have something I just can't think of their name give me a second um Igor right what the [ __ ] yeah yeah look Luke has said in the past that Edgar right his favorite director he said that yep God what would it I trust what he come out with I couldn't remember his name fore there be there' just be lots of really fast Cuts yeah a lot of Montage of closeups and you get to see exactly how
I like the closeup of the zipper unzipping and then like the pants come down with like sound effects that's right yeah you just want to keep moving you don't want to focus on the same [ __ ] for two long then it would cut to a watch and then it cut to them having already had sex just lying there cut to a closeup of Simon P he says I've got the opener in my hand yeah and then it just shows him drinking a beer cuz he's an alcoholic would you like to now know my view on sex yes I think now is a perfect time very much so you do things in your own way and prefer getting pleasure by doing it by yourself even in sex as you see sex as a bother what but you this is exactly how it says this is exactly how it says this is exactly how it's written I'll read that again you do
things in your own way and prefer getting pleasure by doing it by yourself even in sex as you see sex as a bother okay but your five sense and it does say sense not senses are welldeveloped and you are sexually very sensitive once you become more adventurous you'll surprise yourself by how much you enjoy sex you slowly reach orgas in a normal way rather than trying bizarre Acts or aboral Styles try to G more Variations by getting to know each other's bodies well what questions they ask lot there's a lot to unpack there all right let's go line by line now were you drunk when you took this personality test that you don't remember these questions like what the [ __ ] did they ask you it said that you you you find sex bothersome and that you'd rather just
masturbate that's that's my biggest take away from it it also knows that you masturbate into strange objects why are you saying that like it's fact no I'm just saying you took this test before you got the eightball before you got the camora so you know there's existing evidence that you've already you know I mean for starters whoever wrote this report on you seems to be trying to get you to [ __ ] them you know by by the second half of it starts saying things like come on just try sex you'll like it try it SC to go yeah I get confused by the fact that says once you become more adventurous you'll start to enjoy SE more but then it says
you orasm slowly I'll slowly reach orgasm in normal ways rather than trying to bizarre normal Styles like do you want me to be adventurous or you want to be plain like what do you want and ab Styles what did you tell them you you did I don't know I really don't know it wasn't in English I remember that well they were probably as shocked as you are on a they were so shocked they had to write in a little report that said listen Maybe in time when your confidence is up you can try having regular normal sex mate that that thing you told us you do you need to stop doing that that is that is I got this done at seag world I was that Seager world when I got this start sort of like an indoor sort
of theme park thing that had like lots of rides and computer games and stuff still a Sega world for St was the man dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog giving you the the the test well I don't but though there was a lot of wrting there there was even like um oh who's Ace atorney there was a whole like there was a whole game of that and you had to go around and get Clues wasn't in English had no idea what I was doing but I did it that's amazing those games are great we need to go to Japan and do it yeah I need to go to Japan in general yeah it's going to be [ __ ] cool 2020 let's do it Japan 2020 I speaking of Phoenix R actually I've been playing uh one of the Phoenix r games on my on my DS but I've been lured away from it this week by a
game that I have talked about before uh luk have you used your switch at all I was actually using it today what were you doing with it I was playing Super Mario Party oh yeah cool I lost twice that game does not reward being good no rewards failure yes man I miss Mario Party I've been playing crash lands on my switch and that is a game what's crash lands you might you may recall this might sound familiar because I've talked I've kind of raved about this years ago when it came out on iOS it is is a uh a kind of isometric uh combination of sort of it's sort of kind of daoy but it's also kind of land crafty cuz you build stuff and you're a you're a space uh
post person like package delivery person and your ship gets shot down it's like a it's kind of it's a funny game it's a comedy game um okay ship gets busted up and you end up on this planet called wope and uh you basically have to you know collect all the bits and pieces to put your [ __ ] back together and have adventures in these kind of goat creatures you talk to and um it's like I played a ton of it on my um on my phone and then I got the switch version and logged into my account in there and then I could continue the game that I was playing like two years ago oh that's [ __ ] great so so that was a nice surprise but uh but yeah it's it's just I'm watching the trailer for now you know what it reminds me of the art style Tow Jam and
Earl oh sure yeah yeah yeah it's very quirky uh like it's very funny like it's just it's super fun you know you start out with with very basic equipment and then you go and you build yourself started very basic equipment yeah the opener is very basic mhm um but yeah highly recommended on switch uh it's like uh it's like the iOS version except you don't have to use a touchcreen if you don't want to which is nice cuz that's one of the things I don't like about playing games on on my phone is if if it's if it's a game that could have a like a d-pad and they put like a d-pad on the screen I [ __ ] hate that no I find that with the touch
screens having the games where you need like a d-pad it just on the touch screen it just doesn't quite work right yes I haven't played a game on on my phone in years years I think it was designed for the and and to be fair the the the uh the iOS version of crashlands wasn't wasn't as wasn't like that you you just kind of touched where you wanted to walk to but still I just prefer having the d-pad but the thing with the switch is you can do it either way so and switch is great I don't know I keep thinking I want to try and play all the switch more I might start taking it to work it's great man it's [ __ ] great well I had I had to go out and buy extra controllers so I could have full play Mario
[Music] [Music] I can start playing Minecraft on it and Xbox achievements right I just don't care about achievements I don't care well it's because your achievement is score is nothing compared to mine Fair no but I think achievements they're one of the things that when you start off they a bit of fun and then you sort of stop caring about them but then when you get past a certain level they that's all you care about and I'm at that level where yeah I need more oh I'm back to 15 in Australia oh goodness impressive I'm in a fight for between 15 yeah I just got 15 back so yeah I'm fighting with someone to
keep it there's like 300 points between us wow no I've been trying I've been chasing him for a while ever since I went to um America for E3 I sort of lost a few positions so it's been hard to get them back I think we're going to do that next year E3 I wanted to go again do it but actually go to E3 yes might see if I can get cheap tick airplane tick I'll do it especially if you guys are going to be there well we do want to be so we have there's some followup this week from something you guys talked about last week actually when I wasn't here uh I did listen obviously make make an effort to listen uh and I had heard about this too this was kind of a big deal on the on the interwebs mhm mhm uh The Fallout 76 bag gate oh yeah
Canvas Bag versus uh do you hear how it got worse did it get worse for a bit did it notic it's sort of there was one thing sort of got worse my my my favorite thing about it when it first happened was the I don't know if you I don't think you guys mentioned this but was the response from Bethesda when that guy logged a ticket and he said um yeah that guy so got fired there was someone wrote in and said hey the bag I got that I paid two $300 for is a piece of [ __ ] what are you guys planning on doing about it and the guy from Bethesda replied and said not planning on doing anything about it like okay well W yeah okay so yeah they've actually come out and said that hey we will honor it now Lodge a ticket with us by this state and we'll send you uh Canvas Bag
once grudgingly did it not sure when we're going to do it but if you LOD your ticket within the next four weeks then whenever we do it we'll send you one seeing as you're paid for what happened with this I'm might try ticket tickets you loged the ticket and you could see everyone else's tickets as well oh god oh so all of their details like emails addresses like everything was on there so yeah that didn't go down well either I don't understand how that that can happen like tickets that's a normal thing how do you screw up like that they're getting crucified over this for that mitigated disaster I like Bethesda but this is not good like this is making me like normally you sort of forgive their games for being buggy sure because
like all their games have released buggy it's part of the charm of the yeah you can kick a skull and flies off into the distance but the game have been good this time though there's no game well there is it's just not like not a good game like at the end of like Fallout 4 and all the fallouts and stuff is where you start wandering around just trying to find all the cool cool stuff that's around and but there's still still a story in there that you did before you got to that point yeah but um obsidian they're releasing a new game soon that's being sort of [ __ ] mate that looks like it looks excellent does is like well they're the ones that made um for that New Vegas yep so people are already sort of comparing this sort of space game to like nowbody Fall New
Vegas it's actually got a dialogue tree you select the dialogue option you don't just hit a button that's like a vague response and then he says something sort of related to what you would hoping he would say yeah see I was so hoping that when there was a new foret 76 coming it was going to be like a New Vegas like he's the Fallout 4 engine MH like he's a new world go I just don't think they could do a massively multiplayer game and I'm going to like it as much as I like the single player ones yeah I mean it's it's like when Elder Scrolls Online came out yeah exactly right like that did better though but I still had literally no interest in playing it other than the fact that I had a little bit of fomo because I knew I was missing out on Elder Scrolls
content but the thing about the Elder Scrolls one there was still like a story there you'd meet people you could talk to them and they'd send you on quests with Fallout there's just nothing well I have zero interest in playing Fallout 76 and I'm I'm sure I Prett much finished I have bought two consoles for Fallout games Fallout I will not I would not even be buying this game I think yeah Bethesda they've really screwed up and problem is their next game's probably a year or two away at least cuz what is their next game after this uh yeah I don't know like I honestly don't know what it is like it's look I don't know either but I'm I don't care because I'm perfectly happy just ride my horse around now oh there's a doom sequel coming out oh Doom that
probably be good but the the really next big one I think it's like the new Skyrims is like Elder Scrolls that's I think like two years away at least yeah we got to wait for that like their big money Spinners are yeah and I think they were hoping this one was going to stay around for a little while and they're going to make some money off it but even the atoms which are the in-game currency that you spend like I've got a couple of thousand of them there's nothing I want like I go in and have a look and I go yeah I can buy that but I don't see the point in it but I'm also not their target audience what kind of things can you buy uh you can buy like stuff for your Camp to make it prettier like Flags or different styles of stuff and I'm just I my Camp consists
of a storage bin and weapon yeah when we're playing Conan and uh and we had these like kind of nice houses and Luke just had this [ __ ] H yeah yeah and then both of us slept on the floor they built second houses elsewhere like really stylized artistic houses it looks like that he pulls over himself at [Laughter] night I I miss I miss that game where we going to spend mostan today like when I was playing that and I was right into it I could think about nothing else other than that game and for that brief moment we we had that server that we were all on I [ __ ] loved that I mean the fact that that server was clunky iume that's gone now yeah it just disappeared and I wrote to them I'm like where the [ __ ]
my server and they were like uh it's gone and I was like oh thanks where the [ __ ] does that mean yeah that just but then it just disappeared and they were like every time I tried and log on subscription only lasts 3 months and I'm like well it doesn't roll over or I get a notification no no no we just we just terminate it like oh well that's [ __ ] great isn't it fuing ridiculous I so wish we were about 20 years younger and had the same money we do now yeah [ __ ] yeah man that'd be great that would have been nuts the same amount of time we had as well none of this work the problem is the only reason we have money is cuz we work so don't think it's going to really work work cycle yeah you know where we could go that costs a bit of money where's that the [Music]
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