297: Voldemort’stick

Matt’s off playing board games this week so Dan and Luke are left to entertain you all on their own. Luckily for you, they’re experts. Sabrina and Satan have settled out of court Woman gives her kid a stupid name and then complains when people don’t get it Some hardcore shit about ants Bethesda bans homophobes People disappointed with their fancy bag Dress like Arthur Morgan Couple win right to name son after favourite character Get yourself a foreskin facial Buddhist monk arrested for chemsex parties

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