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This episode is accidentally about 50% Star Wars so sorry if you’re not interested in adorable little creatures and badass bounty hunters. We do talk about some other films too, plus a video game. It’s a Star Wars video game. Sorry.

JJ Talks The Force Awakens And Rey Cybertruck Roboreboot Charlies Angels isn’t doing well and it’s our fault I guess

Joker is definitely getting a sequel

Oh wait, no it isn’t

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I will murder you I will murder my cats I will murder anyone for baby Yoda welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy I think the Mandalorian felt the same I love him as we as we learned just just those big eyes well don't make it sex wants to help he has big eyes looking up at me begging for it I was going to say are we allowed to spoil it but the star wars official Twitter account spoiling it so I gu if you don't yeah you I mean if you don't want spoilers for baby Yoda you just can't be in the world right now let alone on the internet well that's what I was trying to tell Luke the other week I

was really worried he was going to see it because I I watched it and then I was like that's the [ __ ] thing I've ever seen and then I just went on Twitter and everyone else was like did you see how that cute that [ __ ] baby Yoda is yeah that's like when when Luke was like if I just start reading something and see that it's going to be a spoiler I just stop reading and you're just like but if you see something yeah you see a picture of I'm very good at just tuning stuff out I'm really good at that tune baby Yoda out Luke go ahead try I well I did for the first week but I want to call something out Disney have a shorter spoiler no spoiler thing than I do okay yeah I've said two weeks they have one week like they started sending out pictures

and stuff the day it was released in Australia so that's advertising luk yeah no no but they were showing off baby Yoda And discussing baby Yoda yeah that's cuz they know that's why people are going to watch it well no that's not why people are going to watch it but that's certainly what people have latched on to isn't it do you know what one thing that bugs me is that it's not baby Yoda but everyone's calling it baby Yoda and it's annoying me that people are like oh it's [ __ ] baby it's a [ __ ] Yoda prequel no it's not it's just we don't know what else to call it that's right cuz there it's not there there's no no one knows the race of Yoda so but one thing like I am loving the Mandalorian it's so good but the story is actually quite

stupid and makes no sense go one but I it's just so well think about it like I don't want to think about it I just want to watch it yeah like if you think about the actual story it is stupid well hold on how can it be stupid there not enough of a story yet to to us be calling that surely gu gets paid to find baby finds baby decides to keep baby fights off other dudes but I'm talking about like how it's like the baby's been there for a while there's no reason we don't know why the baby's there and when he lands on the planet this guy's just yeah I'll help you yeah I'll bu rebuild your ship maybe it's all going somewhere maybe it's going maybe it's going somewhere with all that oh I'm just saying like it's like I'm enjoying I'm

loving it but you have to admit it is a bit weird story line look there are holes I assume they're going to they're going to plug those holes as we go along uh but we're just we're cuz it's so good it's very easy to forgive I don't want to see him plug baby Yoda's holes that's not something I want that's not something I want to see on this show Matt baby Yoda is 50 years old he is of age if Mando wants to [ __ ] it he can [ __ ] it legally well that's one thing about the the age of the baby it really turns out that yod like this conversation go on no no I'm taking it really means that Yoda's not really oh sure that old and wise like if he was a baby for the first 100 Years of his life yeah then really is only about 9 years old no but he does say taoti did say

things age different ly in this so maybe they get they're a baby for like 100 years and then they're just an old man for 800 years yeah yeah you I'm saying T because that's who the voice of the IG Droid was in case anyone didn't understand didn't know that I'm talking about the IG Droid to be fair that first episode that's what happens with Asian people they're they're young for a very long time and then suddenly they're very old looking that's there's no I was gonna say I don't know if you're supposed to say that but if anyone's going to get in trouble it's you so that's fine yeah I couldn't get any more trouble than I already am in so um speak amongst yourselves I just have to go send an email real quick all right all right he's gonna email [ __ ] baby Yoda

yeah did you [ __ ] hear what you said he's waiting for you to get old then he's going to leave with a baby Yoda yeah yeah I that's the thing I mean look I'm I've gotten over the fact that we call this baby Yoda okay fine call it baby Yoda that's okay because maybe Yoda is his race not his name for all we [ __ ] know right yeah sure they just call they call them what they are yeah yeah yeah yeah but uh but I do think there's a lot of people out there who actually just assume that this is said before um and they could be blamed for that because I mean at no point has they you flashed up on screen this is not Yoda that you know of he's dead he's long dead he died a very long time ago yeah I mean in the same way that uh when

Darth Mo cropped up in Solo I started trying to do maths in my head being like holy [ __ ] is this set before The Phantom Menace because you know any normal human being knows that Darth Maul is [ __ ] dead yeah children who watch cartoons no different I know that's so actually makes me wonder are there any of the um that mud horn thing that creature has that ever been in Star Wars before probably not maybe I love yeah the the [ __ ] concept art that they show at the end of every episode I know it's Beau it's also very reminiscent of like the concept art for like the original style beautiful I really feel like with Mandalorian they went they were like what is it that really captured everybody's imagination about the originals and they kind of because you

know you're saying yeah the plot is a bit Pokey I guess if you think about it but it's got that Star Wars thing that even the prequels have a little bit that I I would say for me that the Last Jedi lacked that certain something about it agreed agree that that yeah like I don't know what it is but yeah it's like the sense of wonder of like strange far away worlds and you know creatures from the like the new one's just kind of just all about action and story I'm actually genuinely concerned that the Mandalorian is undermining episode 9 if I was if I was Lucas if I was Disney I I wouldn't give out essentially for free on television something that's better than the big tent pole film I'm releasing in a couple of weeks because if Episode 9's even going

to even going to be on parm with this it needs to be really [ __ ] good and I don't know I've heard some I've heard some rumors that with uh Sal night they've done some test screening and people are walking out Jesus people didn't even walk out of the fuing phantom menace we sat the end people and for the people staying there sort of doing sort of uh a scoring process and the First Act is meant to be like really good and then just next two just fall apart well probably that's rumor I don't know the spoilers that I saw I know we've talked about this before but are just [ __ ] insane so mhm mhm yeah I just don't know what to think any you know Jenna said to me to she was like do you think baby Yoda's going to be in episode 9 cuz old would

he be at that point and I was like oh my God yeah CU here's the thing he very well could be we know how this [ __ ] works I wouldn't be surprised if suddenly John Fabro is [ __ ] no but like I I I read a press release comes back and fights Palpatine again yeah yeah but this time I'm cuter [Laughter] I can do even faster flips I caved Luke off offline I got Matt to um explain to me the entire plot of episode n that he had spoiled and I really oh yeah yeah I I really hope he's wrong CU it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] garbage be so [ __ ] oh god look the way I'm looking at it let's just get through this that's the tagline Again Luke is riding the poster right okay Star Wars Episode 9

let's just get through this yeah if we can just get through this and then we can focus of the Mandalorian and then maybe they cuz they're going to take a break for a couple of years and then we can settle down and we can actually not worry about the Skywalkers yeah just give us stuff in the universe which're just showing to work yet again hopefully that's what Mandan is teaching them that like people love this oh they just want more Star Wars without Skywalkers fine yeah yes and you don't need to throw in the characters we know cuz that's why people don't like it because at this point guys we have to admit there are far more [ __ ] Star Wars movies than good ones yeah well they uh JJ was doing some

interviews this week J J ABS yeah jar Abrams and he uh he he did had a little comment on you know George Lucas said he didn't like force awakens and JJ said oh you know disappointing it would be great if he did but you know fair enough it's his creation uh blah blah blah and then uh some other odds and ends they asked him about uh he said that the Last Jedi didn't really derail anything that he wanted to do so he's kind of episode 9 is going to be what he envisioned was going to happen anyway after the force awakens so okay and then as part of that in other words I'm ignoring it yeah and as part of that is you know people always complain that Ray's like a Mary Sue like she's just really good at everything and she can like use the force instantly JJ said yeah well that's no

coincidence yeah but that's like [ __ ] Benny off and Weiss [ __ ] justifying their [ __ ] from Game of Thrones going well I guess there's just more that uh you don't know it's like well the [ __ ] show's over so I should know everything now uh oh Mr alerson you're needed you've been summoned bat phone is flashing I guess he's just muted us he's gone yeah he's M it's only a matter of time I like that uh Kathleen Kennedy's little thing you know thing about how the the star movies are hard because they don't have a book to 800 page book to adapt harder than Marv Marvel are easy because they can just base them on Comics yeah but Star Wars is hard because there's no Source material but some people took it as like a offence

because all there's all this expanded universe stuff but I'm sure when she said it she had wion Benny off in mind because of that panel they did where they said oh we didn't know what we were doing we just there was a book so we just made the book yeah like and I could just imagine her her she that's what she had in mind when she said it not the you know the expanded universe yeah oh Luke's back oh hello Luke welcome [Music] back no no he's going was here he was here wh sorry I'm back there sorry uh when I quickly had to take my headphones off uh for the phone call I unplugged myself I should be good now okay he unplugged himself Jesus he's [ __ ] everywhere sorry about that that's all right don't apologize to us

yeah you during the show should apologize to our listeners so next time they call put them on speaker please I will so wa wa you know I read uh the other day Matt just in in response to what you said about Ray being a Mary Sue um yes I did read somebody uh on Reddit going baby Yoda another Mary Sue and it's like oh shut up shut up [ __ ] off mate like where was his training yeah all right settle the [ __ ] down he's a whatever that is and [ __ ] that scene with the mud with the the the mud horn whatever it is it's so good mud horn call my dick like like I knew it was going to happen if it was like the whole [ __ ] episode was a set up for it to

happen and that was so good because I actually thought that might have been a throwaway joke when his hand went up like that earlier on in the episode I was like oh that's so cute trying to use the force that's so funny okay put that to bed move on and it's like no he can really [ __ ] do it but it puts him to sleep put him sleep has a nap oh my God even in the there were rumors that like Yodi species were just very Adept at the force yeah well know but yeah when he was going up to Mandalorian just to go oh you're fixed I you're hurt I fix I fix just so cute I know and that cuz he's like part CG but part puppet and so the fact that he's actually like there actually picks up a so good well apparently Vera Herzog

wept when he first saw the that's funny I don't know why it's so funny is you this is a funny way to describe it because this is also the guy that that claims he's never seen a Star Wars just saw this [ __ ] baby yod and started crying yeah I only watch for my own movies yeah oh dear one thing I have noticed with with this apart from the Mandalorian there's nothing on Disney plus well I mean there's a lot of stuff it's just stuff that that we're not into like they've got a lot of old uh Disney Channel stuff that I guess appeals to people here who had that when they were younger like there's a ton of stuff on

there that Jenna's really excited about because she used to watch it when she was young MH but I'm scrolling through going okay what will I watch now and I'm looking at it going nothing it's my sister to more stuff she's just tuned to Disney plus all the time now like her girls just [ __ ] watch Disney plus now cuz yeah but is she tuned to it or her the kids tuned to it only one TV so you know no I just I mean I I'm not entirely sure where the the target for just the day-to-day stuff on this it'll just be the Big 10 like mandalian oh no yeah yeah it's just that cuz I thought the whole idea of Disney buying Fox was they going to have like the fox back catalog on there as well I think a lot of things still have deals with Netflix and with other streamers and they

literally W for them to slowly their licing deals and over to Disney yeah cuz honestly like if it wasn't for if it doesn't sort of change once mandalorian's over I'm going to just unsubscribe well it's going to be a season to sign up again for that I guess yeah exactly so I wanted to ask Luke as as the you know the kind of the Star Wars scholar of the podcast yes and I don't want to say anything yeah I don't want to say anything to uh too specific just because episode 3's only been out a couple days so people might not have seen it yeah but we do uh we do learn quite a bit about mandalorians in the Mandalorian and I wanted to know is that more in line with what you used to think was the case with

them or is this like a whole completely different thing or is this like what's the deal with it's sort of a mixt it's a mixture of both okay so do you have to kind of keep in check prior knowledge that you have of these things cuz obviously they're not the same yeah like and and that's what that's what I think makes it hard for a lot of the stes fans who were very much in this extended Universe it's because they are touching on it but then it's all new and it's really hard to get your head around sometimes and not take into the backstory you know yeah right yeah but I uh I've got one question um KL weathers man I can't believe KL weathers for St we're watching it can't they [ __ ] listened to Dave and went yeah he's got

he's got the right idea I know [ __ ] they again gets casting ideas from this podcast um y turns to me when he's just on screen being all [ __ ] Carl Weathers and she's like I can't believe Carl Weathers gets cast in something serious after Arrested Development like you know yeah but the fact that he calls the Mandalorian Mando yeah leads me to believe that possibly Lando calisan is not his name he's a landoran he's a landoran that's funny like one of the things I'm waiting to see if they bring out cuz it used to be the leader of the Mandalorian was known as demand the law yeah like in uh the night Republic makes sense and it's actually Boba Fett oh well

you yep it doesn't need to be someone we know people please don't make someone we know John fa I don't think they're bringing I don't think they're bringing Boba Fett back I hope not yeah but you just you don't better not see a single [ __ ] character I know except maybe a Hut or someone in the background do you know there's a there's so many there was a scene cut out of the Phantom Manis they shot it but it got cut out on um tne where Anakin's playing with that little rodian kid yeah and the rodians you know being like aggressive or whatever and someone says oh little greo your mouth you're going to get yourself into trouble one day yep my God remember that and it literally apparently it was removed because it

made the world seem too small yeah no [ __ ] yeah wow and I think that's the issue that um yeah even with the new movies it's all rolls around that so yeah they're going to go out and I think they're going to learn from Mando learn from they didn't learn from Road one even though it was great they're going to learn from Mando and we're going to start getting some good stuff and they're going to bring me in as a consultant yeah well they already have unofficially by the sounds of it I'd like to get paid for though yeah that's true that's true God everyone wants to see my X-Wing show do they not even take off their helmets like in the shower how does it work well yeah it's like have you ever taken your helmet off you ever taken your armor off and he's no how do you

ever yeah I mean just through straws how do you shave they maybe they're just hairless under there well no no that what happens is probably grows out they just like it's like a bow cut for their beard they just like cut also hel the same hole the helmet just takes care of it all well the helmet the helmets used to be like quite high tech so why you've got the helmet on there was actually lot of again ex Universe not sure if it's true anymore but they had like 360° View and things like that so that's how they could sort of get the impression they see what's behind them it's because they actually see what's behind them wow you know what I what I don't get though his payment for doing the job right was yeah

like old Imperial steel right which he then took I think it's Mandalorian steel that the materials stole cuz they remember saying like they they basically stole it during the Great Purge uhhuh uhhuh yeah it's like having [ __ ] Nazi gold you got to melt that [ __ ] down cuz you don't want the you sticker on your gold or devalues um he goes and gets the entire thing turned into a new suit fine like a new suit the the rest he donates to charity then he comes back and speaks to his boss Carl Weathers who's like [ __ ] you just got paid take some time off go and get a [ __ ] rub down or whatever and it's like no man I literally spent every cent you just gave me yeah like now broke money is money is not money for him I am wearing what I

was paying he I'm wearing all my money I literally am now wearing a suit of money all right I think I took a lot of people's advice mhm I was told on Twitter that I was a fool for thinking of skipping uh fall in order and that I should skip the films instead yeah so so you got it I did one thing I will say that I didn't say last week uh one of the things now he's like is a bit [ __ ] about it well no no one thing I actually ended up doing cuz I didn't mention there's also sort of a Dark Souls component of it where so like if you die you have to sort of go back and get your experience and everything from there what I ended up doing was just playing it on story mode so that

took out that sort of having to worry have that yeah where you have to die over and over it wasn't easy on story mode actually but you don't have to worry about the whole run here die run back level and just trying to level up that way so I actually play it on the easiest setting mhm okay oh okay no shame I do recommend that if you don't want to go through the pain of like a dark souls type game where you have to yeah do that part parts over and over over again I I bought it and I like I'll be honest I haven't played a whole lot of it but I played a little bit and I was like it's all right one thing I wish I had have done differently at the start of the game was actually had you working on that stuff for a bit

longer like sort of just trying to get the noted character a little bit more instead of just jumping straight into your now hunted type of thing I think it could have just built up the character a little too but I haven't had a chance to play it yet so I'm looking forward to it hopefully I get some time but yeah I do just rem recommend playing on story mode oh okay all right maybe I'll switch it I think I've got it on normal or whatever yeah I started playing on normal and then I just got to the point where I was getting a little annoyed where I had to keep running past and fighting and leveling up just to try and so I dropped it down it still is a bit of a challenge it's not like you just walk up and one hit people yeah right but it's easier to

enjoy I find okay all right well yeah I'm I'm not I'm not it's not that I'm not enjoying it it's just that it's not blowing my mind like I was given the impression it would so like it's it's cool and this is why I gave you the advice you should buy it when it's on sale well I didn't I bought it yeah and he told me not to buy it at all and I bought it too a really Charming live action trailer that's why I bought it this is why we should listen to Luke why we have no money we didn't yeah that's too apple plus launched recently oh it did uh which is apple apple plus is that what it's called Apple TV or I don't know whatever the [ __ ] it's called Apple TV plus Apple TV Apple streaming thing yeah they got some shows up and I haven't actually really watched any of them yet I don't

think I'm I'm interested in watching for all mankind which I believe is theirs yeah that looks interesting and uh one of the shows is the morning show which stars I think Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Aniston um fantastic Matt well it got a bunch of negative reviews uh when it first launched and there was this weird thing where the producers came out and said oh that's just cuz people don't like apple yeah that's why what I know I was like all right I mean maybe a little bit but really that's that's a weird thing to say I love this whole thing now that we just have to [ __ ] blame you just have to have a reason why people haven't watched your thing other than maybe your script

wasn't that good like is it I'd be embarrassed to go out and say something like that like that just sounds like even even if it might be true i' would never go out like going out of the cinema if your movie didn't go well and people people just don't like going to the movies yeah yeah and my movie is [ __ ] excellent it's just that the uh the the oh like Tom Green's thing about how now the kids were just buying tickets to crocodile dunde and sneaking into my movie that's why I didn't sell you tickets that's right well even the thing that's like in the we've got in the spreadsheet here about uh the Charlie's Angels movie Elizabeth Banks is saying that people didn't go see it because they don't want to see what was it the women direct or women being action

movies both I think I think she's just accusing us again of I I sort of refer back to like the original Charlie Angels movies I watched them they're not that I they're bit of fun I think I I I I get that I don't know I she's probably upset that well I'd be sad if people didn't like my movie too and so I would be trying to find oh maybe it's not me maybe it's this other thing but like the most recent episode of the Mandalorian was directed by a woman and everyone [ __ ] loved it so I really don't think it's just that oh it's woman oh [ __ ] then no I really think with this one is people just didn't want another Charlie's Angels movie yeah either though it wasn't very good it's got to it in it and people don't really like

her anymore and remember I'm never going to give her I'm not going to give money to any anything that will end up going to her all right so Luke's excluded but no honestly guys I mean I saw the trailer for this I I'm not a fan of the old Charlie Angels movies and I've never seen the TV show I have no Nostalgia for this but if I saw the trailer for this looked really [ __ ] good I'd probably go and see it but I saw the trailer and it looked shite it looked like terrible cast it looked like it had [ __ ] terrible [ __ ] like uh like impro style comedy which all [ __ ] movies do now which I hate and it just looked dull so I didn't see it it's not I hate women to me it looked like it was going to be like a it looked more like a straight to TV movie like it didn't look like it

deserved a cinema release place look yeah I've seen I've seen a trailer for it I think I just I just was like oh yeah not interested but I'm interested to know what they when cuz when they were going into it they would have had a target audience in mind shock I'd like to know who they thought that target audience was to begin with Point Luke yeah because if they are like if they do notice spikes and know actually it didn't do well overall but we got far more female viewers then okay tick you know that's what you were going for and you kept the budget low enough that you could go for a niche market that should be fine if it didn't just break out into the mainstream instead of making excuses maybe maybe think that maybe you

marketed your movie too broadly yeah do you know what I this you just reminded me of something this is not in the spreadsheet but I read this thing the other day about you know how they're making more avatars right like a million more of them yes and saying like it's is going to be James Cameron's you know greatest failure basically like no one's waiting for Avatar 2 and then someone said no you're all [ __ ] crazy this movie he's going to make billions of dollars like we're we're all paying money for Star Wars but in China they don't give a [ __ ] about Star Wars they're all gagging for Avatar apparently really and like it's the only Western science fiction like series that they care about for some reason like

he's he's just for some reason gotten in there and they like cuz they don't care about stars you know they apparently they um they do not give a [ __ ] yeah and and you know they've tried they put uh Donan in Rogue one and everyone audiences over there were like oh they' put Don Y in there to try and get us to watch it well we're not fooled all right they put Rose in Last Jedi and then they all went she's Korean not interested they think we all look the same not interested so yeah not working out for him but yeah apparently Avatar they love it no but I do I just back to what you were saying before about Jenna's question was it about is baby Yoda going to be in episode 9 I will most definitely say yes he is now and maybe he wasn't last week but

he yeah they just put him in well John Williams just finished scoring which means that the film must be locked right because they don't you can't score the film until it's locked nothing's locked nothing's locked until it's released these days yeah good point here's the thing I read John favro is now apparently going to be quote much more involved from now on and that's just how it works okay they like his okay he's doing it all now yeah like James gun yeah which I I'm okay with this yeah oh yeah I mean until until they bring me on board until they bring me on board he'll have to do you'll work as your proxy yeah well just make sure you keep close communication with John um until they bring you on in an official capacity so

that our ideas are still being repes presented I um John favro put up a some concept art of baby Yoda and I tagged on Instagram I tagged Jenna in it and I was like look at him he's so cute and she said to me like she goes that's John favro the [ __ ] guy from Spider-Man and and like it's happy yeah he put himself in the movies and now he's [ __ ] famous well he was famous already but you know what I mean like he he wasn't stupid he's like I'll sneak myself in here I'll be in [ __ ] Avengers end game yeah that's right to be fair he did used to put himself in his early movies but his early M were like just about dudes out in the city at night trying to get [ __ ] yeah and Ian look Tao yd did the same thing he's like oh I'll just

pop myself in here as this guy C and I'm like oh it's like I'll just write myself funniest role in the movie yeah well I mean to be fair he uh he was quite funny cool yeah Tao is uh is definitely talented yes yeah I'd Happ see a c movie has anybody JoJo rabbit yet no no it was one of those on i s I thought about I was interested to go see it but then wasn't interested enough to actually go yeah me too I might wait for the Pirate Bay all right then to be honest I'll tell you what though I'll see it before I see Charlie's Angels and uh probably not going to see either room at the cinema so sorry Elizabeth Banks I

actually like Elizabeth Banks I like no problem with Elizabeth Banks she's in Slither and she's in uh breitburn and she's in uh I don't know a bunch of stuff she's cool oh Zach and M Make a Porno she's great I think she I think she's got a lot of range yeah yep but uh I don't know movie just didn't look very good sorry no sorry Liz sorry I I can't just go and see everything you do like I don't even go say everything the rock does it's like she's emailed Luke yeah like please see my movies yeah luk I thought I thought we had I thought we we had a kind of an arrangement he's like I had one [ __ ] don't put Christian Stewart in a movie yeah so there was some uh Joker news this week which

was uh wasn't there but then but then it was shut down imately yeah oh it has so yeah they not making a sequel there's two parts to the Joker news that both parts are not true number one as we reported last week apparently Joker sequel to Phillips it's all happening n it's not it's not but I also read that um DC brought in Todd Phillips and said right we want to give you cart blanch now to write origin stories on all the other Batman villains and he was like [ __ ] yeah and apparently that's just a balac lie terrible idea anyway yeah it's like but it does sum up Hollywood like what's that do 10 of those well I'm really happy they're not doing a sequel to The Joker because it would actually

take away from the Joker yeah I agree GL they're not doing the others Joker works for this but like it's if you just go okay we're going to run out of um learning disorders and mental illness like okay it's the Penguin and he's got down syndrome Bookworm gets h head with a book book worm but he's got he's got dyslexia he loves books but he can't read them King Tut but it's not racist somehow somehow somehow it's not racist yeah no I might watch those let's be honest I'm afraid got some diverse villains did you watch the uh did you watch the Saturday Night Live Grouch parody no

no I didn't like all Saturday Night Live sketches the joke is in the name it's too long and uh it's too long it's yeah and then it's just a sketch that doesn't doesn't need to be it's it's why I used to love and it's just okay yeah it's the same joke over and over mhm the sketch show I I think is the the best for for short jokes like that is the one called the sketch show from England in the the British ones yeah they just nail a joke and move on there was one two nights walk into a hotel go up to the counter and the guy goes we'd like a room for two nights please then it cuts away end of sketch it's all you need MH yeah yeah but I mean I guess

with sat live it's live and they've got to fill up however long what's the show like an hour long an hour they don't have it's not like [ __ ] we forced to do this [ __ ] gun at my kid's head I'm just going to have to keep coming up it's shitty content yeah I yeah but they got I guess if you're Maybe I'm Wrong about this but like if you're doing a live show like how how often does Stand Out live on like every week and you've got like a week to [ __ ] out a bunch of an hour's worth of jokes whereas I guess with like the sketch show they make a whole season at once there's a little more room to doesn't have to be live man better not live Sur someone is considered not doing it like that yeah I never got process is different for the two of them I look at the [ __ ] Talent they have on that

show and I'm like [ __ ] really this is the best comedians in America right now yeah well I don't think it is anymore I think I think it used to be that's where most of Comedians and actors from the movies and the AG that we all love were from there but I don't think it's got that same I think it's just something that we still have to have of time now so who's who's your favorite comedic actor right now right now yeah actually do you do you watch standup do you watch the standup special no not really comedian probably go Jack whall I'm GNA have to look up who that is is that I think it's Jack whall not the guy from uh the White Stripes no he's got a travel he's show on um Netflix traveling my father never heard

of this person really I okay this guy looks familar but I don't know why yeah what he in oh he's in good Omens that might be why who does he play in good Omens um I don't know surprised you don't know him he's sort of been in quite a few things over the years yeah he looks familiar where's he from England oh he's England oh yeah I've heard of that I'm literally looking through his entire filmography and I don't think I've seen a single one of these things yeah he started doing standup and then moved over to television film yeah right and he's going to be in a um he's going to be in the jungle cruise with the rock yeah oh yeah and uh what's her name

em yeah I I'm just I'm just happy that The Rock's there so I recently I recently rewatched the first two seasons of True Detective um oh yeah and Matt is the girl that you keep crapping on about the the [ __ ] one from the first series and of True Detective is that who you [ __ ] love yeah okay now now I know who she is yeah yeah hey it's not just me Jenna loves her as well yes I'm surprised Matt surprised doesn't seem like you're to be honest yeah really yeah really interesting oh well I got to ask so since I said who my favorite comedic actor is what about you guys uh it's a good question let me have think about it I to God don't watch comedies you know why

know cuz they're all [ __ ] the only comedies I like are [ __ ] Edgar right movies honestly yeah I was thinking Simon Peg's goodby he doesn't really do comedies anymore Ricky ja I still find very funny in like uh if you did you watch his what's his new one afterlife no I haven't got around to that I didn't watch that I should get onto that actually yeah yeah I mean it's it's Ricky J's humor so it's just him being a dick but uh you know that's he's funny so that yeah maybe Ricky ja I don't know could be what else do I watch it's funny oh uh the [ __ ] the guys from Always Sunny ah yes all of them like everybody on that show that's got to be [ __ ] genius Glenn hon in particular is I find very funny [ __ ] is Danny DeVito like

a hundred years old now Danny deito is so amazing he'd have to be I can't believe he just he agrees to do all [ __ ] he's disgusting in that show I'm going to keep watching I I I checked out after season 4 not because of any other reason other than the torrent I done only had the first four seasons like there are episodes where he's like literally just vomiting all over himself and being repulsive and he's just like yep I'll do that I'm [ __ ] very famous but I will do that yeah I will be the grossest man alive well I mean it's it's not like he was in the running for [ __ ] sexiest so no you might as well just go I I'm just surprised some but then again the show is so funny oh God know he's 75 wow I'll be honest I thought he might

have even been a bit older than that damn Wow have you seen I se I I see you a screen grab of the one of the latest season of Always Sunny where he's dressed as like a Latino woman do you see that [ __ ] man I don't know how they get away with this [ __ ] like Danny deito in Brown face like H yeah I think I'm going to have to watch it I've caught episodes here and there and I like it but I think I want to sit down and start from the very start it's super funny you should just uh just know Luke that the the edgy humor starts right from the start the uh sure how do I say this they dropped the N bomb in the first episode

yep mhm but then also the first episode was what 14 years ago now yeah when it was perfectly okay things Luke wouldn't have raised an eyebrow if you'd said the word in the yeah in the in the mid 2000s when everybody was doing it just trying to see if I've already got it or if I'm going to have to go check out Italy not gun Hulu here we don't have Hulu here yeah which I wanted R [ __ ] in luk face that they only have in America okay well la gun laws have you um for once Australia actually has some more than America Disney Plus on there's more in Australia than there is in America huh oh oh okay yeah maybe because a lot of stuff's on Netflix and that here yeah comptition it's all it's all the licing

agreements so there're still cuz with Disney stuff in used to be on Netflix but then that contract expired and then they did a short-term one with Stan right H I tell you guys I fired a [ __ ] gun I tell you this I saw a photo of it oh man I still haven't really what must feel like to have a really big dick you know I could I could do it in my backyard standing there with it in your hand G I could [ __ ] destroy you with this if I wanted to my dick speaking of shooting I do all the time speaking of shooting guns you with this so next time we get together we should go shooting guns we should can I just before before we go off before we go off this topic I assume the whole of America's a shooting range mate you're perfectly within your rights to shoot up

a [ __ ] movie theater if you say that it looked weirdly at you you know what I [Laughter] mean assume that's I guess Live Free or Die Matt yeah I think in in New Hampshire you could do that I I I fired two guns because that's all I could afford to fire uh I fired a [ __ ] 38 snubnose revolver because I wanted to be a [ __ ] old timey detective which I want to do that next time I go shooting I picked it up it's so [ __ ] heavy for starters um the short barrel just means you just cannot [ __ ] aim the thing I think they're literally designed to just shoot from the hip and hope for the best right didn't hit the target at all with that thing then I went the 9mm the semi-auto that's [ __ ] it couldn't be more different like it's [ __ ] paper light and much

more easy to aim much you know just much more easier to fire I just no idea that it could be so different from one of the other yeah yeah right well yeah I I said I still haven't ever but there is there's literally a a gun range up the road from my house uh I don't know what they have there I should probably going and have a look but man also I got a bunch of friends with guns and my mate was shooting a sniper rifle with a scope and everything wow you could shoot any gun you wanted here any gun you wanted anything you want I no place you can do what whatever you want that's a quote from a film does it cost never get to see it's worth every pen worth every penny you know now that I've taken the copyrighted music out of that film I

don't see why I can't just put that online no other reason why that would you could you could do that but wouldn't bother me but what I was thinking of if next time we get together we go shooting I but next year cuz we want to go to Galaxy's ede an an an ATL in the middle of the Pacific oh where are you going with this luk cuz I don't like don't like the combo maybe we could combine I don't what I was what I was thinking is maybe we start thinking about do we all want to meet up for someone's 40th and do it as sort of oh sure that just something to have in back of people's mind that's all why' you why you have to bring that up jeez cuz you guys are old yeah you know we were at uh we were at a shoot the other day and when when

you're on a shoot with like an agency and and a client and all that like everyone's strangers so everyone's like asking each other like just bile questions right and the how old is everyone always comes up right and so everyone's and all these producers from the AG they're like I'm 25 and all this [ __ ] [ __ ] hell and it gets to me and I'm like I'm 39 39 nearly just about to turn 40 and I was waiting for the oh my God you don't look like you're [ __ ] no didn't come everyone's just like mhm mhm yep and you and it's like really that young yeah doesn't happen anymore no doesn't happen anymore people do I like I people do think I'm younger but that's generally cuz I'm wearing like a hoodie and cut offs so and a backwards C so

yeah is that cuz you can never be nude yeah I'm in the shower with my hoodie and my C offs it's cold here it's cold it's yeah real c yeah pop a hoodie over your C offs Hey so uh everybody here in the US has a truck right except me I don't have one although there have been occasions where I did wish I had one so I could do certain things yeah so and WI a show where everyone's got a ute they've got pickups yeah sorry did could you say that any more [ __ ] suspiciously Matt wish I had a truck sometimes so I could do certain things well no cuz we have some we've got like three acres here right the stuff I got garbage that needs to be taken to the tip I got yeah you need you need a whole

truckload of pudding mix that you can pudding mix but there's finally a truck that I want and it's cyber truck I knew you'd want this m yeah it yeah yes I did now I saw it I didn't know if I wanted it I was like this thing is amazing we're finally getting the future cars we were promised all those years ago in the ' 80s yeah yeah did you see it that the I don't know if you watched the presentation where they just rolled it up onto the stage and it was just like what the [ __ ] yeah I don't know I I thought it looked silly to begin with but it has actually grown on me I same I like it to Mee the interior you see the interior oh

man it's sick yeah this like low polygon like Graphics from like Sega Genesis I'm thinking like another world remember that world exactly yeah it it looks like the cars from Blade Runner yeah like it does very much like the cars from Blade Runner and I I think I want one so yeah that's the one we going to get the marble dashboard yeah it's the one weird thing about America cuz you there are so many like pickups over there but and they just GLE fuel they're enormous and like you can't they're all like they're all V8s they're enormous and it's like I don't need that like I I can't buy a small one like I would get in Australia really they they just don't really have them so but but I mean this thing this

thing I'd buy I might buy as far as I can tell the [ __ ] control console of this is a joystick and an iPad yeah that's right that's how the model 3 is as well the Tesla Model 3 got a steering wheel and a touchcreen and then pedals yeah like go stop and go this thing in the uh in the the tri uh Tri motor all wheeel drive so it's got three little Motors to control the wheels can do 0 to 60 miles an hour in less than 2.9 seconds that is [ __ ] crazy for something that big a thing made of stainless steel yeah it's crazy I did like the part during the presentation where they broke the windows yeah that was funny although I'm

wondering like they did it twice so I wonder if it was intentional like no no you know because I was showing how they don't break yeah but they also showed that they don't break by dropping balls on pieces of the glass and then when they did it on the car itself it did break so I wondered if it was kind of like a publicity thing maybe not but I mean do you see they hit the [ __ ] door with a sledgehammer and nothing happened nothing happened not a dent this's a tank and this is what they'll be driving on Mars there is a there's an like a a what do you call it vacuum sealed version of this okay and that's what's that's what's going on Mars sort of makes sense a little bit could you put you want one on Mars and in downtown

LA have they started are any of the the Tesla uh semi-trailers out yet remember that was the last big announcement I I think I think there's more of them in Australia than here okay like I'm not that I've seen them but I think that they were they were testing them in Australia like on long trips uh but I know they are around and I've seen even just around here like a bunch of Threes And and s's yeah I don't think ah I think I've seen a model X anywhere but I've seen threes and s's around everywhere so it's catching on I want one people are [ __ ] to Teslas though I see a lot of it on the Tesla sub LTE man yeah yeah and because it's got Sentry mode like yeah listeners bear in mind if you're

one of those weird people that sees a Tesla and for some reason is so full of Rage that you want to go up and kick it or scratch it or some I which yeah I don't get why people do that to any car yeah I just don't I just really don't understand where [ __ ] that comes from but uh don't cuz they record everything so you will be caught basically yeah I don't understand what that is why are people so mad about them cuz it's cool it's cool to be mad at things people who work at [ __ ] oil companies and they're like [ __ ] you can't all be that though surely that's what I mean I don't understand like what makes you you see a [ __ ] Tesla and you go I can't like what who

cares that much yeah people care about the stupidest stuff yeah it's true it's strange to me so anyway cyber truck what are they worth Matt uh the base model is 40 Grand which is actually quite cheap yeah ite yeah Ian I don't have course but no no I don't either but and I actually I say that I want one of these I do want a Tesla quite a lot uh I think I would probably just a three if I was going to get one and they start at 30 but even then it's like I don't know that doesn't really make a whole lot of sense right now not for me anyway like around here there's not a lot of charging stations and stuff so yeah I don't know it's just wouldn't I don't know wouldn't be although you don't drive a whole lot so

you'd probably only need one at your house well it just to work him back I could absolutely just charge it here cuz I would get a you know like a supercharger put in here but you know they that's I guess maybe like 40 grand total like do I want to spend 40 Grand just to go to work every day I've got a perfectly good car like yeah yeah the one you got to working don't worry about it but maybe your next one yeah when I run this into the ground cyber truck look guys speaking of [ __ ] from the future um yes [ __ ] RoboCop we've talked about it a lot it's one of our favorite movies from the 80 collectively um been talking about a remake for a little while now there was one there was going to be another one

Neil Blom Camp was going to do it at one stage he's not now he's going to do a sequel to the first one I think right is that what it was going be I think it was going to ignore all the others and just be a sequel to the first one because that's what they're doing now yeah that's I can understand ignoring the third one but I think they should not ignore the second one the second one still I didn't mind the third one just got way too over the top and they killed off the other character I loved the third one when I was a kid though I that ninja robot the [ __ ] ninja guy or whatever he was so well now they're rebooting it and they've chosen a director and it's a dude from my [ __ ] high school I don't know what to feel about

this no so you guys know who this is even if you don't know that you do do you remember when we were young there was a featurelength matrix parody called computer boy no called computer boy what computer boy that does sound familiar yes yeah remember halfway through or the twist in the end was he was like wait did you say Thomas Anderson my name's Thomas Sanderson yeah no I remember that I remember that yeah so this kid [ __ ] Abe from my [ __ ] from a year below me made that and it just got super [ __ ] popular on the internet and um then he just made a bunch of other kind of low budget movies as well one called Ned which was a comedy about Ned Kelly which was garbage but you know what are you going to do and uh somehow etc etc etc now he's

doing the fcking RoboCop all right how do you apply for those jobs well he just did some movie and I'll be honest I thought this looked awful just by the trailer but there's a little monsters yeah it's it's it's like a it's like a comedy horror with Lea yongo in it and I right I was it wasn't on my radar but maybe now I'll have to give it a look because it's clearly good enough that they like [ __ ] give this guy RoboCop m H or maybe the qualification is you need to have gone to Cambridge Park ey oh no it was it New Town yeah it was at Newtown High yeah yeah New Town New Town makes that makes more sense yeah yeah oh well I mean that that makes you just disqualified to be fair yeah that's right I might just give him a call and

just let him know a few things that I want him to include in the movie you know and well you should just include that next time you pitch like went new high for a year and a half so there you go River cop returns I will go I will go see this one yeah I will too yeah probably it definitely cannot be any worse than the last one the last one was like fine it was fine and it had a couple of really good elements to it but overall it was very forgettable I think with that one it uh because they weren't going for like the r they were trying to go from wider audience and no we want that high level

of violence someone getting shot dick not AB broad yeah that was the whole thing I mean the most misunderstood aspect of literally every Paul veren movies is that he's a comedian and he makes parodies and Rob parody of 80s action movies because it's just goes [ __ ] nuts as you say Starship true birs parody of Science Fiction good movies people say Starship Troopers is like a fascist film and like no he was making fun of them yeah like if you came out of Starship Troopers being like yeah let's go [ __ ] kill the bugs then bugs were right you missed something if you yeah that's right if people didn't encroach on their territory it would have been peace they were just defending well one thing one thing

that's change from the book to that is the the book they were still fighting bugs but they were able to build spaceships and things yeah the book's quite good actually yeah the book is excellent yeah people list if you haven't read the book I highly recommend it and it's also not it's not a very long book either no read all of hein's books he's a great author yeah he's got some great he's got some great science fiction out there and also some um believe he's got some either lovecraftian fanfiction or cone of the Barbarian fan fiction because he was part of that group of all those guys that used to just kind of write each other's characters yeah right is it sort of fanfiction where they sort of get it on

oric that's how it works these days yeah there's a there a piece of Star Wars fan fiction that I was going to do I think I did do it was there a segment where Terry read Star Wars fanfiction man that's not you have to [ __ ] I feel like I did that once no the ship is sailed on Terry Terry's been retired he's too the world's not right for Terry these days but oh man i' love to hear some Terry same there was one and this is not I I Terry didn't write this it's uh this is one that I found on the internet to have him read and it was about or I think maybe Jenna found it sent it to me I can't remember there was there was a few of them but one of them was chewy gets an Ewok stuck inside of him

what and yeah it was weird it was super weird and it like like a kind of like a you know the Richard Gear jble story like that but with Chewy an an Ewok uh and it was some fanfiction that someone had written and that's what I think of when when you say fanfiction now that's that's where my mind goes time

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