In The K-Hole: Star Wars 50th Anniversary & Bonnie Blue Bali Arrest

Wow, we're doing this live editing at the moment and. Obviously not seen that for a long time. No. I mean, I made it, but I haven't seen it. Yeah, So I'm, I'm happy Matt's done a lot of work. Like even though Osborne had found like Stream Yard and pay for it, I have no idea what it does. Yeah. No, that's very good with stuff like this. He is very good. Yeah. You know what's funny? I realized, sorry listeners,

I'm. I'm losing my voice. 2 weeks ago. We didn't do the show because I was losing my voice, and I was. Determined you've got a germ factory in your house. That's right. Yeah. Determined not to do that again, I've realized there's a ghost in that intro. There it is. Ghost of a fourth podcast host because when it shows Matt, it's over the shoulder of a naked man who used to host this podcast. Who is that they could ban that's I wonder if you if they go pay people pay for the pay

for like the Patreon is there's enough emphasize back where he's still there. Yeah. So I don't know when we called a lot of them. Yeah, that's true. I think. I think it was with us until about episode 80 and then joined us again for 100. 100 and then 100 was his last one, yeah, and I'm not sure we had enough to party then. No, I don't think we did. I don't think we did. But don't forget like join if you go to patreon.com/bolton Orgasm, you can join at Patreon and it can actually at any level

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for everybody. Yep, because believe me, we're not making money off this. We are definitely in debt. No, we tried to do a Kickstarter once and we lost money on that because the. We didn't realize. Were more than we we had earned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not businessmen. We are not. We need someone to be in charge of that and just handle that side of it. That's right. That's. Right. So if you're that person, I never.

Run my own business. People always say, oh, I just want to be my own boss. I'm like, no, thank you. No, no, no, I hope. God no. Like if I wasn't with a lot of money, I wouldn't buy stuff and then hire someone to handle that stuff and then just let me know. Yeah, how much? I mean when I. When it looks like I'm starting to go broke. Yeah, well, a lot's been happening this week, sort of. I've seen a couple of things that I'm actually one thing I'm very excited about. Oh yeah.

I'm going to jump straight in the Star Wars news. Yeah, let's do it. So for the 50th anniversary in 2027, we are going to get like the original. Yeah. I don't. Think of the original. Yeah. I don't think it's going to be like completely unedited enable restore. Yes, I think there's going to be some. Where there were changes made to what you would call the original right? Well, a New Hope. Yeah, exactly.

It was originally Star Wars. It wasn't A New Hope. It wasn't Part 4. It. Was Star Wars I? Think there was a new audio mix somewhere? You know, somewhere between finishing the movie and handing it in and it becoming the most popular movie in the world. But you know, in that couple of months time they fixed a couple of things up. So I think it'll be that version, not the original original. But I'm I'm fine with that. It's still. I'm happy for that.

Fucking Han's the only one who shoots that. I'm fine. Well, he will be in this version, Yeah, Yeah. So I'm super excited. We've got to wait two years for it, but yeah, 50th anniversary. But we get to see what started it all. Yeah, that's right. It's it's scary that Star Wars is almost 50 because it means that we're almost so almost 50. You. Know yes. Like a couple of years after Star Wars turns 50, we will also turn 50. Yes, because it was essentially,

we didn't grow up watching this at the cinema. We grew up watching this on TV and it was something like our parents may have seen. And because I don't even think 20th Century Fox thought this was going to be what it was. No. No one thought it was going to take off. By everyone else in town before that, and it was only Fox that said OK, we'll give you a go. And he didn't actually, I don't think he had a big budget for it either, which is where Industrial Lighting Magic was made like. Because he was doing everything

in house, because he had to basically invent the technologies being made. For the film, yeah. Man, even as a kid I found the making of that movie just as interesting as the movie itself, you know? I think the best copy of the making of I was Returning to Jedi that I've seen. Yeah, that's the one that I I've still got VHS somewhere. Yeah. Do you have it? Oh nice. I think I still got it somewhere. It's I used to rent it. Yeah, and just the making of.

Yeah. Wasn't the movie it was. Just footage of them. Footage of them fighting without the rotoscoping on the lightsabers. You know, just Yep, no effects. R2D2 just being a prick. Just just just work. Go straight. An interesting fact, you know that shot from New Hope on Tatooine where they're walking into Moss, Isley Cantina, they're walking towards the camera. It's it's the two humans, the two droids that Luke everyone, the two droids, they the camera that you see all for them.

And then as they get closer, you just see the three that are taller, right? You don't see R2. Then the camera pans with them as they go to the door and you see little R2 going in. Once it becomes a long shot again, it's a different R22 in the other shot even though it's one shot continuous shot because they couldn't make him move fast enough to. Fast enough. Pace with them. So if you look, he's struggling behind them a little bit and then as it pans with them, he's right up there with him again. There's been a few times where

he'll be like right behind C3PO and then C3PO will stop and then R2 just bang straight into the back of him. Yeah, yeah. It would have sucked to have been that, but Anthony Daniels has made a career out of. That one, mate. Yeah, yeah, you invite. Me. We could probably invite him on this show. Oh. Let's, let's do it if we can have him while he's still alive. I think he's got a while to go although. I hope so. Maybe not.

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, he was quite. Star Wars is. 50 But that's fifty, yeah. Yeah, and he would have been at least in his 20s. So he's in his 70s now. That's right. Best. But no, you are right. It's scary that it's turning 50. Yeah, yeah. Oh, should we tell people Matt's not here? Oh yeah, Matt's not here. He's committing crimes in England. Yeah, some, some small crimes, yeah. Yeah, just a little bit of

trespassing. Yeah, you know, you got to see the sights. You got to, you got to touch the sights. Yes. You know, if there's a fence up, what do you do? What do you do, man? You climb over it. Climb over the fence. Yeah, he will see it closer. Yeah, if you don't want us to cross barbed wire, Yeah. Yeah, if you didn't want me to touch it, don't let me touch it, you know what I'm saying? And also, it's a rock. Yeah, it is a rock. How it is a rock, Wolf.

Get off Star Wars news. There's some other Star Wars news that I found quite interesting. Now I'm not, I'm not really an outdoorsy guy, so I don't really know the outdoors brand and Colombia. Oh, but I've seen the logo on cool local to me. Yeah, I'm just opening this up and. That's not me. I like, is it? Yeah, I closed it and there it goes back to normal. I clicked on this train 1 and it was no, just let me stay here and look at that. I could wear that outfit, I

reckon. So this is this is this is the costumes from Endor the kind. Of yeah. The the cool jungle camo stuff. I just saw the price. Oh yes, and don't forget it's 15 American dollars too. Yeah. So like Leia's poncho is $400.00 US. Yeah, right. That's. That's a lot. That's. A lot for a poncho lot. It's in your Han Solo trench coat 600. That's. Yes, 600 for a trench coat.

I mean, a nice trench coat, maybe that's OK. And that's immediately what I thought of 220. Let's see. That'd be pretty. Cargo jobs. I wished I would release this stuff at like, sensible prices. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well you need the Kmart versions of these. Yes. Well, I don't think necessarily Kmart, but just. Yeah, you know, or even if these same numbers, but this was Australian dollars, Australia. Yes. I see I'm not in A and I'm not

in a time of my life when I can spend $600.00 on a jacket, but at least I could say, yeah, a good jacket is worth $600. Yeah, you can dress your daughter up as a knee walk though, but I can't find she has some that. Yeah that's that's true. I bet I can find. But if I can find a cheaper way to dress her up as an Ewok than than from this site. Although I don't like it, it says numb. Numb. It's Yub Yub. Yeah. I don't know why that keeps changing between people.

Some people think it's dumb dub, some people think it's Yub Yub, and even on official stuff it changes. Yeah, yeah, that's, I mean, it's like the at thing, right? No, it's definitely at that. No, it's fucking not. No, it's not. George shut up, because then, then what is an ATST? Yeah. What's the AST? Yeah. Yeah, like all terrain arm and transport makes sense. Yeah, yeah, all trained Scout trooper makes sense. AST doesn't make sense. I played through the Return of

the Jedi Amiga game a little while ago, just because I'm trying to. I'm trying to finish or at least get further in all the games that I sucked at as a kid. Yeah, and, and they were hard games. They were very they made them hard, so you got your money's worth. Because like that back in the days where you lose your lives, that's you go back to, you get a start. There's no checkpoints or you go back to start at that level. No, you start again. Every time you boot that game up, you boot up from level 1.

But I've still got a lot of kind of good hand eye coordination for those games. I think I, I, I built a lot of muscle memory as like a 1011 year old. Yeah, still just with me. So I was, I was actually decent at it, decent at it. Didn't have to relearn the rules. Remembered something. Remembered my brain or my hands. Remembered. No, mine would not. Mine's lost it. I want the indoor issue cargo jacket. That's the one I want. What's the price?

2000. That's all right. That's all right, except when you remember it's US American. Dollars, yeah. It's like sometimes I'll see like Luke's jacket from like episode 1 and not, yeah, A New Hope. And I go, I want that jacket and it'll come up. And I go, oh, that's affordable until I realize, no, that's not in. Australia I I really like Pose Jacket from The Force Awakens. I love that one, and I do see that come up every once in a while for more than I'm willing to spend.

Yes, yeah, when I was 25. 30 I would. I would have bought it in a heartbeat, Yeah. Of throwing money away back. Then yeah, now you've got like responsibilities as an adult. That's right. No. Yeah, couldn't, couldn't dream of it. If I had a. Jacket like that my family be like we hungry Papa for dinner. Nothing. Look at how good I look at this jacket. Yeah, exactly. So what else has been happening? Well, you did.

You did mention something earlier in the day. It could be after party news though, but we do have a few. We do have a few corpses piling up to get through in the after party, so if we did so. We might just go with this now. We have spoken about her a lot. Funny blue. So she became famous for sleeping with like 1057 men in 12 hours. Yeah, she's been arrested in Bali. Yeah, so she came to Australia for schoolies. And was kicked out. And was kicked out. Yeah, she then went to Bali,

which arguably there's just as many Australians there as there are. Yeah. A lot of people go there for school lease as well and that's their full first trip away from my room and. That's right. And then she had a bang boss there. Yes she did. Yes she did. And it's just it's just dead set against the law there to film pornography. It's just it's not legal. Like why a lot of people do go to Bali for like sex tours and stuff.

It's not legal, no. Especially filming porn. Yeah, yeah. And if it's just stimulating the local economy by visiting local establishments or something, I'm sure there's a certain amount of turning of blind. Eyes. Yeah, there's a when you describes happening in. Foreign, yeah. Yeah. We used to film commercials in places like the Philippines. We used to have to bribe like the mayor of small towns and stuff. Like, yeah, it's just how you do it.

Like I can't imagine if you was this fucking blonde famous porn star just rocking up and thinking you can just do whatever you. Want do whatever you want because I know even in Vietnam actually saw like because they'll have like seats and tables sitting on the sidewalk, which isn't legal and every now and I was actually at one one night and I saw the police rock up and there was a conversation. Money changed hands and then they just left. There you go. They did move the tables back a little bit more, but right. But they didn't get taken away

in handcuffs. Yeah, but this is no, you just rocked up. She hired a studio film camera so went out on the street, found barely 18 Australians and went let's go make a porno. So 14 of the Australians have been released. Yes Body Blue and three others are still in jail. Now they've taken the cameras and stuff as evidence. I just keep thinking of like Chappelle, Colby and the Bali 9, all of that stuff, and I know this isn't drugs. So I'm. I'm not expecting Bonnie Blue to get the death penalty, but she

could. They could make an example of her, you know, like she could. She could stay in that jail. She. Could stay there for quite a few years because they've got a very strict moral, moral, moral. Say the word for me. Morality. Yeah, that's the one law and that's the one that she's definitely broken by. Just let's make pause. Especially since it's not like she was caught with a guy fucking 20 dudes like, you know what I mean? Like, like really laughing in the face of these obscenity

laws. Yeah, like 20 guys, three cameras, camera, camera crew. I'm guessing like has a bus van called the Bang Boss. Yeah. Like I don't think her lawyers looked into this at all. Yeah, I think this was a really silly thing to do. And this could, this could just be the the surface, you know, of the iceberg. Yeah. Of how deep this is going to go, I don't know. But look, I'm not judging what they're doing, but whatever. But but do. It you got to do it.

Jurisdiction where it's not against the law. Yeah, because I remember even though it was the time where there was a group of girls who went and filmed stuff in Dubai, right, And they took a photo of themselves at the window, all naked and stuff. Those were like, you're just asking for them to come and get you. Like it's it's not why you may think it's just funny because of the country you come from where it's all fine. These countries take it very seriously. Like you see, especially like Dubai, I'll say grape cases.

If a woman reports it, she ends up in jail because she had premarital sex. Nothing happens to the guy, which doesn't don't make sense to me ever because he also had premarital sex. Yeah, but you got to be careful where you go. We. Understand. You really do. You really. Do and pay attention to the laws. Yeah, like, you know, if you like to drink, you like to do whatever, OK, fine. Just do it in places where it's like you don't go to Saudi

Arabia and crack open a beer and expect to not get a, you know, your hand cut off or whatever. My guide in Vietnam and stuff, he was sort of saying like, if someone offers you something, don't buy it because he's been on tours where he's had to go and, like, bribe police to get people out because they they get, oh, you want some pot? Yeah, sure. And they were an undercover cop. Oh. For Christ's sake, yeah. And believe me, you get I got offered every drug under the sun in that country. Yeah, yeah. For a country that's strict on

it, that's heroin, meth, cocaine, yeah. Right. Just. Everything was offered to me, you know, in Vietnam. Please leave me alone. Wow, that's too funny. Yeah, yeah, I've been to places like that too. We also went on a work trip to one of the Indonesian islands once and my my mate wanted to get some magic mushrooms so we asked around and then the guy came back with a whole bag and he was like no, no, no man. I mean like just for me, dude. Like not for fucking. I'm not going to.

I'm not going to be passing this shit on. Because that the. Guy with the bag, just give him the money. And then just throw the rest away. Yeah, that's. Right. And keep what you want, because that's enough. To not put that in the bag if. You take all of that, that's trafficking amount and that gets you in a lot of trouble. Yeah, I don't. You don't. Want to be messing with that. I don't see how people take the risking countries that are so

strict on it. Especially they're strict enough even with their locals, but you know, yeah, they're going to target foreigners because it's going to send the biggest message and don't do it. Because that's the stuff that comes back to like it's reported back in their home country. Yeah. Like these people were put to death. And we've had quite a few Australians put to death or life in jail. And I'll not want to be one of those Britons. No, there's very few prisons I do want to be in, and those are

at the bottom of the list. Unless your family's rich. Right. Yeah, then maybe. Then they keep sending money in bribes and yeah, you have a sell to yourself and you'll have staff and. Yeah, the elsewhere in Indonesia several years ago, maybe 10 years ago, the International School for Australian Kids and American Kids, that Western kids, four teachers just got randomly said that they had drugged and molested students. No evidence. And in fact, it's not one of those like, who do you believe? It was clearly a lie.

It was clearly extortion. The the the the story was ridiculous and the Canadian and the Australian had a lot of support from overseas, both political pressure and money. They were both released, the two local teachers who were caught up in it I believe. No support, no nothing. They're still. There just yeah, Even though nothing, no evidence, no nothing. No, no. It's so strange that they're still countries that like there were countries on my trip where I had to bribe to get through. Yeah.

Passport like it was, but there were some places where they are like you don't need to bribe them, but if you don't, they'll basically ignore you and then so let everyone else through. Yeah, yeah. Who has a bribe for them? So it's not necessarily. A bribe to get in. It's just a a bribe to to have things go smoothly. Yes, like it. They'll basically just that you, you wait there, they'll let everyone else through, and then they'll let you through. So weird, so strange. I met a guy once who was telling me he was he went to America,

he's Australian, he went to America, then he went to visit Cuba because he wanted to see Cuba. Love to go to Cuba. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said it was great, but then he didn't have a wallet so he just tucked his money into his passport because he thought that was just as good, but he forgot that his money was in his passport. When he was going. Back into America and handed his passport to the guy. Opened it up and there's just like $300 just like in the passport and the guy's. Eyes like what?

Takes it, nods at him, hands back to the passport. How do I tell him no, that's not that wasn't meant to be? A bribe? That's an accident. Yeah, I'm not a bribe. I'm not. But also the scary thing is he was allowing stuff to be spotted in if he was taking the bribe, but he said no, no, no, that's just whereas keeping it. Can I have that back please? Because. Let me go and get some stuff to bring in. I'll be. Back in 2 minutes, yeah. Man, I 2016, when I went from

Singapore to America to go to Sundance, I bought an e-cigarrete because I was still smoking then and E cigarettes were illegal in Singapore and they'd not even come out here yet. So I was curious. I just, I wanted to, so I bought one while I was there. It was like 15 bucks, smoked it, enjoying it and I threw it in the bin before I came back because I'm like even that I don't want to come to Singapore. Don't want to risk? It bag like why would you risk it for for something that costs? $50 Have we seen this now? Basically, you're not going to

be able to take charges, Yeah, on planes anymore. It's basically going to be if you're travelling, you're going to every country you go to, you're going to have to buy a new battery pack every country you go to because planes are just no, yeah, because the people they're blowing up. Yeah, you already can't put them in carry. Is it you can't put them in carry on or you can't put them in storage? You can't put them in storage or meant to be in carry on to. So that way if it does happen, you're able to do something about it quickly.

But even now there's been a few incidents where that signet started burning. You got fire in a plane and panic. So now in Australia they've just gone, just gone and do it. No, no charges on Planesdale. Yeah, right. When I went to Matt's wedding, I think it was then. Was that Trump's first term? Was it around then? I think that might have been before Trump. Because I went to go through with my laptop in my backpack and they said, no, you have to put that in your suitcase. You can't bring a laptop onto

the plane. I might what's called my TV shows. How am I going to watch a Deadwood? Like they're like, no, it's a change in security. It's they change that backwards and forwards. Sometimes you have to take it. It has to be in carry on and you have to take it out and put it in a tray. Sometimes you don't and it's just so confusing. Yeah, sometimes you have to take your shoes off. Sometimes you don't. Just can't. We all just scream one set of

rules so it's all just the same. Can we not take bombs on planes? Can we just agree not to do that? Remember how easy it used to be to get on a plane? Well, no, actually. Remember how easy it used to be to hijack a plane? Well, yeah. Planes were hijacked all the time. Yeah, Yeah. You don't hear a lot about that anymore, do you? No. But that used to be a very common occurrence that people would hijack planes. Yeah, that's true.

The bombing wasn't really a thing, but the hijacking was. Yes, you're right, You're right. Speaking of planes, I teased last week that I'd started watching a movie that Americans would know as Airplane, but Australians would know as Flying High. One of the greatest movies ever. Look, it really is. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. So many reasons is a good movie #1 if you took all the jokes out, it would still just be a good movie. Like on the plane, pilot and copilot get sick. What happens?

There's a passenger who used to fly in the war, but he's got trauma from it and so he doesn't want to do it, but he's the only one who can. That's a great storyline. That's a great storyline. And then there's the jokes. Which and joke after joke after joke. Rapid fire jokes coming at you. Picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. So good because that the first time he says it, I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. He lights a cigarette. It rings so true. You're like, oh man, I feel you. And he's.

Like, yeah, I. Picked the wrong wing to stop drinking and then like bad luck to you and then it just keeps. Building, it's cleaning, it's cleaning, it's cleaning. And then he's just off his rocker. Yeah, so good. Then let's see where the the stewardess says to that old lady, oh, do you want a glass of champagne? She's like, no filthy stuff. And she's like, sorry. And then the old lady goes and this is snorting cocaine of a mirror. The black guys who have to be subtitled because no one can

understand them. Oh, because I remember. And then there was this old woman who goes, no, I can speak jive. Yeah. But she's like, oh, you gotta it's, it's, it's so offensive. It's hilarious. Yeah. Absolutely forgot about that part. The pilot is a pedophile. They bring this little kid up to see the cockpit. He's like, Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked? And then every time it says it's just like, Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Like do you, do you like the feel of skin against your skin? Like no one no one interjects. It's just every time it cuts back to them. He's just asking him something sucks. Well, back at that time, those jokes were fine. Wasn't there also a scene where there's a woman who's I wish I I wanted to have sex before I died, and then there's just a, a queue of people because she's just saying it to everyone? Or is that in the sequel? Yeah, no, there there is that. There is that. Yeah. Is that.

No, no, no, that's the sequel. There's one where woman gets slapped because she's she's gonna faint hysterical. Nielsen comes in and slaps her, and then it just pans back and there's a queue of people waiting to just. Slap her. So it's a sequel where it's got the one. There was quite a few jokes that I thought I remembered from this that aren't in this, that I think, OK, that must be the sequel. Yeah, which is basically the same movie, right? Yeah, it's on my list. Leslie Nielsen, I would say this

is his greatest role. I would say even better than police squad and and Frank Durbin because. Shirley can't be serious. I am serious and I remember. That once, too. They say it later, too. It's like, I can't remember. There's some other phrasing of it. And he's like, I've told you not to call me Shirley. And I realized that. That's why when you watch Movies Now, Will Ferrell and all those guys, they're trying so hard to be funny, whereas it's like, listen, he's trying not to be funny.

He's I. Like the playing straight, that's why I like Adam West is one of like my favorite Batmans because he just plays it something so ridiculous like hand me the shark's pro. Like it's just, it's like no one told. Him. It was a comedy. Yeah, but just so straight. And I think that's what makes it well, instead of saying the line and then hold for laughter type of thing. Yeah, And the thing that I can't stand is the improvised dialogue on set, because what makes the crew laugh when you're live is

not what fits into a movie to make the audience laugh. It's totally different types of comedy. And when I'm watching and I can tell that somebody's like padding and doing a bit, I'm like, no, you've lost me. I can see the actor now, not the character. Yeah. And that happens a bit in another movie I watched this week called Blazing Saddles, which is also still a very good movie. I will. Say also very racist. You could not put this on TV even with beeps, you could not

put this on TV now. No, because like even when like at the very start of the movie where they're sort of go down the track and make sure it's safe and then they go into the quicksand, they save the train track that they were on and then just leave them to die and. Then he goes, yeah, he says, can we send in a couple of horses? And he's like horses, We can't afford to lose two horses. Send in 2 N words. Yes. Now I get it. That's the joke. The joke is racism. It's not about The jokes are about racists, not about race.

But you still couldn't. You still couldn't. You still couldn't. You couldn't do it. Like when he's arriving in town and it's the old guy, the sheriff, he's and the delicious rig and rig, and then he gets there and holds himself hostage. Yes. To save himself. You know what he's capable of, just let him go. Look, I'm so interested to see what's going to happen with Spaceballs 2. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yes. I'd like to see what Mel Brooks can do these days.

I mean, he's 100. Years old, yes. Yeah. This will be his last movie. But you just, you highlighted something interesting. The there's a running gag, the people going to say the N word and then having some sound drag them out. Yes, and I don't get it because there's also just other parts of the movies where people. Just say it. Yeah, there's one where a woman comes up and just calls him the N word and then later on comes back and goes, I'm sorry, I called you the N word. They're not saying the N word,

by the way. Maybe they were playing, both sides are going, we may not be able to get this through so. Yeah, maybe. We'll make jokes where it is, we'll say it, but we'll have something else filmed in case we get knocked back. Or maybe there was a quota like obscenity laws. You could say it 7 times or something. Yeah, but they wanted to say it more so they dragged it out. Yeah. Which is. What happens with like PG and like PG13 and Mai? Think you could say fuck once

and still be APG 13 movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there's there's a quota for swearing and things like that. I think. I think there's the same for sex and violence as well. You know X amount of people getting shot. You can be PG, but if it goes to 30 you got to have the M. Yep, Yep. But. There's also it's not, it's not just the black jokes in this as well. Like there's just everything offensive right at the start. We're looking the crews. They're singing a song while

they're doing it. The sheriff rides in and goes. The old sheriff rides in and goes, I pay you guys to lay track, not hop around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots. I was like, you don't often hear faggots in a movie these days. And then, well, it's still. Pretty. Offensive. You go sing a song. No, not a song like that. And then they start singing. That was funny. Yeah. No. Sing a black song and they're like, they do this croon. It's so good.

It's so good. It's very clever. It's very clever. Except for Mel Brooks's character, because he does the thing where he's just improvising. You can tell. I don't think he needs even be in that movie, no. You can cut him out and nothing changes. Yeah. Or if you had had a Leslie Nielsen type A deadpan playing that role, it would be much better. But also he plays the same PLA character he basically plays in Spaceballs as well.

Yes, yeah, that's all I could think of during this was yo yogurt. No, but no. The other one, the character. The other one, yes, the where he's like the head of. The Tarkin character. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's. That those two are exactly the same character. Yeah, that is. That's true. They are exactly the same character, come to think of it. Yeah. Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big? Like they've both got the same

like the girls and everything like that. Yes, it's true. Yeah. You could tell that girl who was hired to be there did not know just how closely and how often she was going to be ogled during that movie by him. You know what I mean? Like he'll be doing a line and then just turn into like motor about her and you're like, that wasn't scripted. That's not OK. No. Yeah. But he hasn't been cancelled yet. No, he hasn't.

And he got to 100, so maybe, maybe. I think he's, yeah, he's made it this far. Fucking good in this movie though is Gene Wilder, and like, I know him from mostly Young Frankenstein and Willy Wonka, which are both perfectly good movies and he's a perfectly good performance. This is my favorite movie that he is in. Dead set. Excellent. Like, I would have given him an Oscar for that performance, you know? Yeah, like he's, But there's no way anyone was getting an Oscar

for that movie. No. No, but but he's in a different movie. He's in. He's in an Oscar winning movie with that. Performance, yes, Yeah. Yeah, he's great. Well, they even kept seeing him when he was talking and stuff and I forget the name of the other character, but he starts laughing and he was not meant to laugh. He just couldn't hold it in because Gene Wilder was just it. Was just too funny. Yeah. I like Gene Wilder.

Same. Did he go or is he still with us? I think he's gone. I think he is too. I think last time I saw him he was looking very old so. I remember he was on like a remember the last time I actually saw him on television, you could see he was on, oh, 2016 he went yeah, but you could see he, he sort of rocked up to a thinking maybe I might get clothes or something, but he's just in tracksuit pants and stuff like that, like he was. Yeah. I don't know if he's expecting them to give them him clothes or

he just or just going to be comfortable. Yeah, yeah. Either way, it's a bit sad, isn't it? You never want to see things go that far. Yeah, it's a shame when they just keep rolling them out when they're just let him let him enjoy their retirement. Nice Twilight. Yeah, exactly. Look, look, Sean Connery, he wouldn't. He just went on retire. Bye. Yeah, I'm going to buy an island and play golf every day. Live in a castle, Yeah.

I wish it happened for Stanley. I feel that's the one I feel the worst about, where they just kept rolling him out, stealing his blood and yeah. Yeah, the blood stealing was ridiculous. Tim. Curry Tim Curry's blood at this stage. But you better not you better. Not better not, but also the people who purchased it. I know like he was not in a good state. It was at the end of his life. He was not well. No, no, yeah. And he's had these people making money off him.

Yeah, it was awful. It was awful. Yeah. I don't want to say that I don't want to see Bruce Willis with Alzheimer's. I don't want to see Gene Hackman not know there's a dead body of his wife in his house and live for two more months by himself until he eventually dies. Yep, I don't want any of that. I don't want to see Tim Curry in the wheelchair. It's awful. I can't. I can't handle it. And they should have enough money that they should, yeah, like they were big enough South,

they should have enough money that they should be able to, unless they were just ridiculous with money, like, I don't know. Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp, he's going to die broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The time he rented an Indian restaurant after the trial, so he rented the entire place out, and then he just went and sat in the manager's office so he could have some time to himself. That's not a good investment of money. No, it really isn't mentioned. Sean Connery. I saw an interview with him from either late 70s or early 80s.

So after his famous Bond, yeah, but not after he became like, you know, the God old man of cinema that he became. Yeah. But the interview was done at his house and it was just a normal house. Like I remember thinking James Bond just lives in a normal house like. Well, if people, if they're smart, why not? Why do you need a mansion? Yeah, exactly. Very few people need a mansion. Well the only ones that you really see showing off mansions and stuff now are the streams and stuff who are just renting

them. Yes, yeah. And destroying them and they're horrible streamers that I wish they would be cancelled are. Like, very, very few streamers. They're all horrible. The in real life streamers are the worst, like the people who play games and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine, but the in real life, the ones who make it, they're the main character. Yeah, just go away and leave people alone. Don't do it. Yeah, you cringe. It's awful, yeah. In fact, there were a few times

where when I've been travelling, I'll see like in one of these people who will set stuff up and camera up and I'll be doing stuff. I will make sure to walk straight through the middle of that. But in the middle of doing something because you're taking up a ton of room, no one cares. Whereas if, if it's someone just having a photo taken with their family or something like that, I will. Yeah, of course. Oh, wait a second. But if you're going to stand there for 10 minutes while you work out, you're you're dancing

or you're anything. No, I'm going to walk through blow. Out at the exact way you want it to and. Yeah, no, I'm walking straight through the centre of that shot. When you're in the middle of it, I think you're upset how upset you get. Yeah, I don't care about you or your audience. At all, unless they want to become patriots of us. Yeah, I'm wearing my Christmas jammies tonight, by the way. They look Scottish. Yeah, because Totten, Yeah, each year for the last couple of years we've got matching

Christmas jammies. So my entire family is currently dressed like this. He's just in for the month or. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, Just yes. December starts in December. We do Christmas jammies. OK, yeah, I'm a very big Bah humbug with Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, as I've been, especially at work. Yeah, especially when people come back after Christmas, I've heard. People, people will put up all these decorations before we go on break. Ton of decorations.

Do you think they come back early in the year? No, they're not back for two or three weeks. Who has to take a lot of shit down? Me. Yeah. Yeah, I think decorations. You could you could just ignore it. It it frustrates me. I want to get it down as quickly as possible, same as the Halloween decorations we had up this year. We talked about Bonnie blooping in prison, someone else's that's in prison, which is a bit of follow up.

Matthew Perry's doctor has finally been sentenced to three years in prison. Wow. Ketamine up Matthew Perry. Wonder how much ketamine he gave him? A lot, I think. I think it was a lot. Because I know with me like I get my ketamine infusions. Yeah. And I've been across from people who are, oh, my God, I feel so sick. This is making me feel weird. And they're like half of what I am. And I'm just, I'm at that stage where while my dreams are very

vivid and weird and I might send weird messages, most of the time I'm just sitting there playing a game. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know how he must have given him a lot or he's just a weird I. Mean recreationally when I was young, I didn't I I just if for some reason it just didn't seem right to me. So I was always like, no thanks. Well, all that is, it's fit to put you like in. It's a horse tranquilizer, isn't? It it's all tranquil, so it's not like you're running around crazy or anything.

It just dulls you down and just and you go and if you take enough you go into what they call you go into the K hole is what they call it, which is where you just sit there. Right. Oh, it's like the heroin on the nods. Is it we just like? Yeah, that's what I believe. But yeah, to give that's what they that's what they call it. So ketamine to Kate Perry to 'cause these fatal drug up, but I've been told half he's in prison. So we just see this is the thing that annoys me because I would love to be able to just buy

ketamine. Yeah. Right, then I could just take it home instead of having to have a whole week off work. I think that's it's what happened and then he died and. Because he took too much. Yeah, but that's why you can't take it home. Yes, you understand right. Because he cooked too much I would be good and I would take the recommended amount and so instead of having having to have like a a week off work maybe every month or have like a weekend 3 days. Yeah, right. Yeah.

But people ruin it for me. I've read Matthew Perry's book and yeah, the man's an addict. The man has a substance abuse addiction, and any substance will do. Do you know what I mean? Just take booze away and it'll be something else. Yeah, You should not have made this man responsible for his. Own No. Ketamine. Because yeah, he was going to because even though even throughout all our friends you seem blow up in weight, lose a lot of weight, it was always because it was depending on what his vice of choice was, was how

he looked. That's right. And yeah, and that was. Funny he was. So they can't be trusted. I can be trusted. Well, yeah, maybe I can. Believe me. Yeah. I don't know. Well also Paris assistant and the two people who supplied the ketamine dose that killed him have also pleaded guilty. So it sounds like he was getting it from more than one place as well. Right. Yeah, well, that was probably also why he had so much of it.

Yes. So you just you go to a doctor, you go, are they this much like or the doctor shouldn't you shouldn't tell a doctor how much you need the doctor go yeah, take this amount over this time. So not. Really tell the doctor what you want. That's always assigned to. And I've got a doctor up the road that I only go to to renew prescriptions because of bulk pills. I've got a better doctor if there's something wrong with me that I have to pay the 70 bucks. But if all I want to do is is get a drug, I just go up the

road here and be like, I need this one particular drug and they're like, OK. Depending on what it is, that can make sense. It's nothing. It's nothing anyone should worry about, but it's. Yeah, like I'm not taking an opioid or anything I need. It's not. Yeah, it's it's. I need my reflux medicine. Controlled. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I need my Nexium please. Yes, yeah, just give me my restriction for that. I don't want to pay for. They're just, it's all old man

medicines. But I just yeah, yeah. Either just give me a standing prescription, like a card that just says I can always get it get and any time I go to the cameras, I'm allowed this. Please just give me more of this. Because next thing is one of those things like when you, when you're taking it, you're fine. And then you'll stop for a few days, it's fine. And then it comes back bad. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Oh no, I wasn't fine. It's just that I was taking the medicine.

Medication that was fixing this. Yeah, Speaking of taking the medicine, there was a quadriplegic, completely paralyzed, non vocal, and they've hooked him up to brain implants so that he can communicate. And the first thing he said was, can I please have a beer? I could say that honestly. Yeah. What it was actually was actually working or was it to? I, I also thought this sounded like something that was maybe made-up. So I did, I did check, I did, I did due diligence to this and it is real because I thought this

was kind of, this could be an onion, you know? Yeah. The man, who was now 36, had two square electrode arrays surgically implanted into his brain to facilitate communication. That's just so bad because that just means like he's paralyzed and like he's just locked in his body. I want beer, yeah. Could have been a worse request. Added he wanted a head massage, a Curry and to listen to tool. Sweet. Yeah, I mean. Oh and also this looks like it's only happened to him recently

because he was able to interact with his four year old son and wife. So this isn't a oh Jesus. Right. Yeah, OK. So yeah, something must have happened to him after. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's sad. That is sad. But even being able to communicate I think would make a huge difference to being locked in your body. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah, yeah. Instead of just laying there and people just being around you, giving you what you they think

you want. Yeah, there's no, I want a blowjob there. Is there's an old movie called Johnny Got His Gun, which is about a World War One soldier who gets basically body trapped. So mind awake, body asleep. It's what the Metallica song 1 is based on. But in that movie you see him in his present state, all bandaged and stuff. But you also just see all his imaginings, all his memories and stuff like this. But at one point the nurse jerks him off because she's like giving him a sponge bath and there's a reaction.

She's like, oh poor guy, I'll fuck it, I'll just jerk him off. But then in then I never really addressed this, but in the memory that's happening kind of with that scene, it's him and his mate going swimming back when they were young. And it's like you're going to beat, are you applying something? There Are you playing something like. Yeah, like, like, this is a strange choice if he's not gay. You're right, yeah, which you've not said. There's no indication except for right now where this is happening and he's thinking

about this. And it never comes up again. No, not mentioned, Not mentioned again. Maybe that's something that was, there's more that was cut because I'm guessing that was a movie came out many years ago and it was a different time. Yeah, true. True, where being gay wasn't really accepted. Yeah, maybe that they were a joke. This will make it abundantly clear the audience will get it. And now, because it's too subtle, we're like, what? Does it mean something? Yeah.

Yeah, Did they give him the BI? Want to know if they gave him the B? I'm trying to, I tried to suss that out but I don't know. I don't know if they gave it to him because I. Don't, because I think that would be very mean to go, yeah, put the implant implant in. What do you want? I want to be no no. Yeah. Stop happy. Yeah, I can understand if you were in a coma waking up and that's the first thing you want. I have been to hospitals where I there has been beer on the menu. Really.

Yep. Amazing. Went to the hospital once and you know, it was just light beer. What was it? A full strength? It was light beer. I tick that. I tick that box 100. Percent. I actually quite like hospital food and when my daughter was born, we had to stay for five nights because she had something that she needed to, they needed to watch her. So we're there for five nights and they just bring her in the afternoon, They bring around the

the menu, you take it off. Yes, it's the exact kind of food I like. You know, meat, bit of veggies, something a little for dessert. They actually found out that by giving people options, people are eating the food more, right? Instead of just like bringing out and going, here's what you get. People go. This is why hospital food is bad. But if you feel like you've got a choice? That's that's a great point. Yeah. Yeah. Psychological.

Yeah, yeah. I loved it. Oh, that was excellent. Which is. Why? I just still think people think hospital food are not airplane. Yeah, airplane food is bad because they get, you get like 2 choices. That's it. Yeah, I think that's the reason why people still think it's bad, which I don't think it is. I don't think either, and I think part of it too, like the one time I got bumped up into first class, we ate the same food as everyone else, but it didn't come in that plastic

thing. It was on a yes with a knife and fork. Felt like a proper meal, you know what I mean? I think it's just that little plastic tub that tricks your brain into thinking you're eating something disgusting. That plastic tub that's sort of hot and it's hard to take off and yeah, then you got to try and get, yeah, there's not enough room because you're next to everyone. Yeah, isn't. There one thing that annoys me with news articles. They always talk about like the new way we're going to fly, like

we're going to have different seating and stand up seating. Nothing has changed except for we have less and less space. Yeah, you're cramming more and more chairs into that thing. Like they like, and the reason what you really notice is to check the windows don't line up with the windows chairs anymore. Yeah, that is definitely a sure sign you like there used to be a chair only at each of these windows. Yeah, but no, I wish, like some of these articles you see they got. Oh yeah, like this is a good idea. Do it.

Do it. No one's done it. No, it costs too much money. Also, I think we should go back to supersonic speed. Yeah, I don't say why not. I'm really confused why they stopped that. A part of it is like airports can't handle, like, imagine so many planes arriving right, so quickly, they can't handle that. But what if we just did it for like international travel, like stuff that's over 10 hours or something that could do it because, yeah, like to reduce that time. Yeah, yeah. Basically just do it for

Australia going anywhere. Just where we want to go, yeah. Yes, because like going to Europe, I I love Europe, I hate going there and I'll probably never go back because it takes you 35 hours to get home. Yeah, it's a long, long trip home. Yeah. And it's not like in the olden days where you were on a boat, you know, where you could walk around like you just got to sit there. You just sit in one chair. I go crazy. Like people don't dress for flight anymore. No they do not and it's getting

worse of this. I've seen just people rock up in their literal pajamas at the airport now. I just find that disgusting. I'm still like, I'll wear a collar and I've got my travel pants that are, yeah, like, still pants, but they're smart. But they've got a yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what I've got. Like travel chic? Yes. Yeah, I'll do a polo. So it's like feels like AT shirt, but it's got the collar so it looks a bit smarter. I just know when you get up to the counter you've got to make an impression.

Yes, but no one else seems to care anymore. No, I tell you though, whenever I see a guy in a suit, like maybe he's on a business trip or something, I always been like, fuck, I wish I was in a suit. Like, it just, it just makes being on that plane seem so much more important when you're in a suit. I I also think by dressing up there's more of a chance of being bumped up to like business class probably. Right. Yeah. Like, like I've dressed nice. Like there's a chance. If it's possible, just bump me

up. Yeah, which, yeah. It's only happened for me once and it was the worst trip ever. Not. The one where you had food points? Yeah, it was the one I just came out of hospital. Yeah. So I went the first class of business class and I slept. Yeah, right. Right. So did you get to experience anything? Because. The fact that you could sleep and could sleep well means you did get the business class

experience because. That was the most. Valuable thing. Still on ketamine, I was going to sleep no matter where I was. Fair enough. Yeah. And yeah, that was probably wasted. Yeah, I still stuck it. I had to sneak into the lounge though. Oh yes. Definitely. Because I was upgraded, I wasn't giving the lounge, so they didn't give me the lounge ticket. And they actually told me at the ticket desk you don't have

access to the lounge because we upgraded you. Yep, not a problem. But I just walked to the lounge and showed them my ticket. Went yeah. Business class, they went. Did you get a ticket? I went no. And I went, oh, OK, in you go. Great, well played, well played. Worth a shot. The time that I got bumped, it was first class, not even business. That's first class on British Airways, which was a flight from Sydney to London, but I was only going to Thailand, which was the stopover.

And they're like, well, there's a seat. You can just go in it. You got to go upstairs. It's in the nose, it's above the pilot. Like it's just it's, it's on a different floor. To the others, it's huge, isn't? It beautiful. Yeah, it's lovely. Like you can get up and actually walk around and they have a bar. Yep. Where I was sitting, no other passengers could see me. I was like around the corner. I had my own little space. Yeah, it was incredible. But it was 2010 so I I reckon

the better now. I don't know how people afford those tickets because they're like 10 to $12,000. Yeah, yeah, it's ridiculous. Even business class I can't afford. Yeah, yeah. Because they're like triple the price of just. Yeah. And. Yes, it's miserable, but just just get me home, You know, at that point, just just just let's just. Give me home. That's why I just just give us a Sonic travel for us. Yeah.

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