There’s nothing I can write here that will be as funny as what South Park is doing, so just listen to find out about that instead.
South Park goes hard - https://www.darkhorizons.com/south-park-premiere-reaction-continues/ Astronomer CEO gets caught with his mistress at a Coldplay concert - https://nypost.com/2025/07/18/us-news/new-video-of-moment-astronomer-ceo-andy-byron-is-busted-cuddling-hr-chief-mistress-on-coldplay-kiss-cam/ Microsoft games will remain the same price… for now - https://www.darkhorizons.com/microsoft-cancels-80-game-pricing-plan/ Sasha Grey is most watched Doom streamer - https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1264928898415814&set=a.368739908034722 Bruce Willis doesn’t know he’s famous - https://www.cinemaexpress.com/english/news/2025/Jul/22/bruce-willis-no-longer-remembers-he-is-a-famous-film-star-reports
We’ve hit another milestone, 600 episodes! How? Well actually it’s easy, we just show up and talk every week. Matt showed up even though he’s on vacation, except he sounds like crap because he didn’t have a decent mic - have to sort that out for next time.
Coyote vs Acme is back - https://www.darkhorizons.com/coyote-vs-acme-sale-has-finished/ Switch 2, baby! - https://www.vg247.com/nintendo-switch-2-launch-date-price-confirmed It has a new button - https://www.vg247.com/nintendo-finally-reveals-what-the-switch-2s-mysterious-c-button-is-all-about-howling-abuse-at-your-mates Game Cube games - https://www.vg247.com/nintendo-switch-2-gamecube-games-nintendo-online-controller Final Fantasy VII remake - https://www.vg247.com/final-fantasy-7-remake-coming-to-switch-2-launch The game are very expensive - https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/04/psa-mario-kart-world-is-50-bundled-with-a-switch-2-but-80-by-itself/ Matt can’t pre-order one - https://www.vg247.com/nintendo-switch-2-pre-orders-delayed-us-market-tariff ESA warns the whole gaming industry will be affected by tariffs - https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/04/not-just-switch-2-esa-warns-trumps-tariffs-will-hurt-the-entire-game-industry/ New Bond is filming - https://www.vg247.com/next-james-bond-movie-started-filming-london
This week Luke is sober and ready to ride! We discuss Johnny Somali, Robocop: Rogue City, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Severance and much more!
Johnny Somali sucks - https://boingboing.net/2025/03/07/late-and-hungover-influencer-johnny-somali-pleads-guilty-in-korean-court.html Robocop expansion announced - https://www.ign.com/videos/robocop-rogue-city-official-unfinished-business-expansion-reveal-trailer-nacon-connect-2025
Marvel is making headlines once again, but not in a way we expected! What movie prop would you spend $175,000 on?
This week there’s lots to be upset about! Tenacious D is over, Halo is over, The Acolyte is over (for now) and everybody is overjoyed to hear that Dan is back.
Luke is single handedly keeping the Xbox 360 alive! This week we discuss Alan Wake, GTA 6, Madonna, Trump, Driverless Racing, Furiosa and a lot more!
Luke and Matt talk about Starfield, Destiny, Dark Force and Donald Trump, amongst other things. They also invited Jono from Quokka Games to pop in for a short visit to talk about their new game Boba Master!
Trump arrested
Dark Forces remastered
Dune Part Two delayed
Zack Snyder has watched some movies
David Ayer is upset
Quokka Games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLszBwFWon0
Join us on Mastodon, as soon as we can figure out what that means and how to do it.
Twitter stuff
Indiana Jones prequel?
Indy will not “be replaced by a woman”, whatever that even means
Grab yourself a squeezy tube of breakfast and tuck into this weeks episode!
Elon cashes in some stock, just in case
Sigh Ezra Miller news
Kevin Smith agrees cancelling Batgirl and releasing Flash is a bad look
Warner is apparently trying to figure out what to do
And they’re also not sure what to do with anything else
Sean Bean stands with Langella
Prey